E6 - The Assemblage Circumstances of the Rose Garden Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch SIGN    Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch [00:10] Phoenix     Greetings, contracted. [00:12] Viola     You startled me!     What's up? [00:15] Phoenix     I encountered a visitor nearby,     so I have guided him here. [00:20] Viola     A visitor? [00:21] Phoenix     One who claims to have an urgent     request of thee and thy mother. [00:25] Phoenix     Come forth, visitor. [00:38] Hip     Hello, I'm— SIGN    The Assemblage Circumstances of the Rose Garden [00:42] Alyssa/Viola     "The Assemblage Circumstances     of the Rose Garden." [00:47] Viola     Mama! Mama! [00:50] Viola     Mama! [00:52] Viola     A butt talked to me! [00:54] Alyssa     My daughter's gone crazy! [00:57] Viola     I'm telling the truth! Look. [01:00] Hip     How rude! I am a respectable— [01:03] Alyssa     A fairy? [01:04] Viola     What? You're kidding! [01:05] Viola     I thought fairies were... more, um... [01:10] Fairy     I'm a fairy! Sparkle! [01:13] Alyssa     It's true that most people     imagine them that way. [01:16] Alyssa     But their appearances differ     based on where they were born [01:18] Alyssa     and the environment around them, [01:21] Alyssa     so it's not unusual for them     to take non-human shapes. [01:24] Viola     Okay, but a clearly butt-shaped one?! [01:31] Alyssa     Er... [01:32] Alyssa     I apologize for my daughter's rudeness. [01:35] Alyssa     May I ask your name? [01:38] Hip     Pleased to make your acquaintance.     I am the Rosehip Fairy. [01:41] Hip     Please, call me by my nickname "Hip"! [01:44] Viola     See? Hips are butt-adjacent! [01:45] Alyssa     Shhh! [01:46] Viola     So, Hip, what brings you here? [01:51] Hip     I'm sorry to trouble you with     a request out of the blue, but... [01:57] Hip     I'd like you to stop my brother. [02:03] Anna     Welcome, I've been expecting you. [02:06] Anna     My name is Anna Fiatoio. SIGN    Anna Fiatoio SIGN    Fiatoio Family Heiress [02:11] Alyssa     Good afternoon. [02:12] Viola     Hello. [02:15] Anna     I'm so moved to meet     a real witch of the forest! [02:18] Viola     Uh... [02:19] Alyssa     Over here! I'm the witch! [02:23] Anna     I'm so sorry! I didn't expect you     to be so sma—er, young. [02:28] Alyssa     Oh, I'm used to it... [02:31] Anna     But let me ask you, how did you find out... [02:39] Anna     ...that the flowers in our garden     have stopped blooming? [02:45] Viola     There really isn't a single bloom. [02:47] Anna     I've done everything I can think of,     but I just don't know what's causing it. [02:53] Anna     It was so heartening to receive     a witch's request to investigate! [02:59] Anna     Would a gold bar be     a sufficient token of thanks? [03:02] Alyssa     So, no pressure here... [03:04] Alyssa     Well, first let me just take     a look at the garden. [03:07] Alyssa     Let's talk after that. [03:09] Anna     Oh, I see. [03:11] Anna     Please go ahead, then. [03:13] Anna     I'll make you some tea! [03:16] Viola     Thanks! [03:18] Hip     Ladies! [03:21] Hip     Thank you for coming. [03:23] Viola     Hello, Hip! [03:24] Viola     Hey, so is this what you     were saying your brother did? [03:29] Hip     Yes. I wasn't able to stop him. [03:38] Hip     Brother! It's the witch and her daughter! [03:42] Hip     Come out and speak to them! [04:02] Viola     More of them! [04:03] Alyssa     Viola! [04:04] Sweet Cheeks     You stand before the ruler of this     garden: the Meadowsweet Fairy! [04:09] Sweet Cheeks     To express your awe, you may     call me Sweet Cheeks! [04:12] Viola     I told you those were butts. [04:14] Alyssa     Shhh! [04:14] Sweet Cheeks     Hip... [04:16] Hip     Brother... [04:18] Sweet Cheeks     Why did you bring outsiders     here, you brat! [04:27] Hip     I did it because you won't listen     to me, you blockhead! [04:33] Sweet Cheeks     I refuse to pay attention to your nonsense! [04:41] Alyssa     What a sight. [04:42] Viola     Brothers butting heads... [04:45] Alyssa     Um, Mr. Sweet Cheeks?     We heard about the situation from Hip. [04:50] Viola     Shouldn't we all calm down a little? [04:54] Sweet Cheeks     You know nothing, so stay out of it! [04:56] Sweet Cheeks     I don't know what Hip told you,     but this is all for Anna's sake. [05:01] Viola     How so? Anna wants flowers! [05:04] Sweet Cheeks     Silence! [05:05] Sweet Cheeks     You just watch and see. [05:07] Viola     Watch what? [05:10] Anna     Here's your tea! [05:12] Anna     I apologize for the wait. [05:15] Anna     My fiancé is visiting. [05:17] Torino     Yo! [05:20] Anna     Allow me to introduce my     fiancé, Torino Ombrello. [05:24] Torino     Whassup, bros? [05:27] Anna     We plan to move to his family's     hometown after we're married. [05:32] Torino     But Anna's, like, too worried     about the garden to leave yet! [05:37] Torino     That's the sitch. So you witches     fix it up quick, yeah? [05:42] Torino     Please and thank you! [05:50] Anna     A durian came flying out of nowhere! [05:53] Alyssa     Um! We're still investigating,     so you two please wait inside! [05:58] Anna     Are you all right? [05:59] Torino     Totes okay! [06:01] Torino     Isn't this gushing wild? [06:03] Sweet Cheeks     Now you see. [06:05] Sweet Cheeks     I am holding this garden hostage     to stop Anna's marriage! [06:12] Alyssa     He sure is defensive. [06:14] Hip     My brother has watched over     Anna since she was a baby, [06:19] Hip     so he feels paternal toward her. [06:21] Viola     So it's the "You can't     have my daughter" thing. [06:24] Sweet Cheeks     He's clearly a beast who only     wants her for her money! [06:28] Sweet Cheeks     I have to protect her! [06:30] Alyssa     We shouldn't judge people     by their appearances. [06:33] Sweet Cheeks     Excuse me? [06:34] Sweet Cheeks     What would you do if your daughter     brought someone like that home?! [06:37] Viola     I'd crush him. [06:38] Sweet Cheeks     Why is the daughter the one who gets me?! [06:41] Viola     So basically, if we get them to     break up, the problem's solved? [06:46] Sweet Cheeks     Correct. [06:46] Alyssa     That'd create another problem! [06:48] Sweet Cheeks     Quiet, you! [06:51] Hip     I'm sorry. [06:53] Hip     I thought a witch with a child of her own [06:56] Hip     might be able to reason with him,     parent to parent... [07:01] Alyssa     Well, I do understand how he feels. [07:04] Alyssa     Of course he's worried. [07:07] Viola     Say, how about we investigate him? [07:11] Viola     Let's find out what sort of man he is,     then decide what to do. [07:14] Alyssa     Yeah, I think that's our only option. [07:17] Sweet Cheeks     I'll settle this as soon as you get the proof! [07:20] Sweet Cheeks     I'll paint this garden red with his blood. [07:24] Alyssa     Let's not assume he's a villain     before we even start! [07:29] Viola     We'll use Mirror Snooping to check his private life. [07:33] Hip     Is that possible? [07:35] Viola     Yeah, but it's not ethical. [07:38] Viola     Plus, we'll need a part     of his body to do the spell. [07:41] Hip     Part of his body? [07:43] Sweet Cheeks     Hey. [07:44] Sweet Cheeks     Would the blood left on the durian work? [07:47] Viola     It would, though I'm less enthused now... [07:56] Hip     This is it? [07:59] Alyssa     Isn't my daughter's magic amazing? [08:03] Sweet Cheeks     You're the witch here, right? [08:05] Viola     Okay, let's look at something     from a few days ago. [08:08] Sweet Cheeks     Footage of him cheating, please. [08:09] Hip     Brother! [08:11] Torino     Hey, babe! You here alone? [08:14] Alyssa     No way, you really found him cheating?! [08:16] Sweet Cheeks     I was right! [08:19] Torino     These look heavy.     I'll help you get 'em home! [08:22] Old Lady     My goodness! Thank you, dear. [08:27] Torino     Uh-oh! Are you, like, lost? [08:30] Torino     No worries, I got this!     I'll find your parents right now! [08:35] Butler     Young master, I'd like to speak     to you about tomorrow's dinner... [08:38] Torino     Hang tight. Gotta negotiate a deal,     but then I'm all yours! [08:43] Friend A     Torino! What base are you on with your girl? [08:46] Torino     Whoa there! I wouldn't ask her to     give it up before the wedding, obvs! [08:50] Friend B     You're like, so pure! [08:52] Torino     Bros, Anna's had it rough. [08:53] Torino     Her daddy died when she was a kid,     and she and her mama had to go it alone. [08:58] Torino     So I'm gonna be her knight in shining armor! [09:02] Friends A & B     Dude, mad respect! [09:06] Alyssa     So as we saw... [09:08] Alyssa     He's a shockingly good person! [09:10] Alyssa     Sir, we're sorry we judged you     by appearances! [09:13] Viola     Stop acting like a bouncy ball. [09:15] Viola     He's inheriting a family business,     he's a good person, [09:18] Viola     and he's devoted to his girlfriend. [09:20] Viola     I see no reason to object. [09:22] Hip     Agreed. What a relief! [09:24] Hip     I'm sure my brother will— [09:26] Sweet Cheeks     I'm not satisfied yet! [09:27] Sweet Cheeks     He might be a human     trafficker on his days off! [09:30] Torino     Lemme go sell a few people real quick! [09:33] Alyssa     That would be a huge problem! [09:35] Hip     Brother, isn't this enough?     If you keep going, it'll just be selfish. [09:39] Sweet Cheeks     What? [09:40] Viola     What's Sweet Cheeks's beef with him? [09:42] Alyssa     He doesn't have one. He'll just miss her. [09:45] Viola     Miss her? [09:46] Alyssa     I think that's just what it's like     when your daughter gets married, [09:50] Alyssa     no matter how wonderful her partner is. [09:53] Alyssa     I have you, so I can     understand how he feels. [09:57] Viola     And I can understand how he feels     because I have you, Mama! [10:00] Viola     Don't leave me! [10:01] Alyssa     You understand, huh? [10:03] Viola     But anyway! [10:04] Viola     If Anna's really that important to you,     tell her so in words! [10:09] Viola     Things are only complicated because     you're taking this weird indirect route. [10:13] Viola     Why won't you talk to her directly? [10:20] Alyssa     Viola, that's— [10:22] Anna     Hello, everyone! [10:23] Anna     How is it going? [10:26] Viola     Perfect timing! [10:28] Sweet Cheeks     Hey, stop! [10:30] Viola     Anna, this lil guy is— [10:32] Alyssa     Viola! [10:33] Viola     Here. [10:38] Anna     So, what have you two been     talking about out here? [10:45] Viola     Huh? "Two"? [10:48] Hip     I guess you didn't know. [10:50] Hip     Anna can't see us fairies. [11:04] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     What are you doing, Anna? [11:07] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Are you already old enough     to come out here on your own? [11:10] (Flashback) Giovanni     Anna, where are you? [11:12] (Flashback) Giovanni     Anna! [11:15] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     I guess not. [11:18] (Flashback) Giovanni     You were out here, eh? I was worried. [11:21] (Flashback) Young Anna     I looked at the flowers! [11:23] (Flashback) Giovanni     I understand, but you mustn't     go outside all by yourself. [11:26] (Flashback) Young Anna     Okay! [11:28] (Flashback) Giovanni     Anna, you're here alone again... [11:31] (Flashback) Young Anna     Father! [11:33] (Flashback) Giovanni     What is it, Anna? [11:34] (Flashback) Young Anna     This way, Father! [11:37] (Flashback) Giovanni     Shall we prune them soon, Anna? [11:40] (Flashback) Young Anna     Can we really?! [11:42] (Flashback) Giovanni     Yes. I'm happy about it, too. [11:53] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Giovanni's health was never good. [11:57] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     I didn't think he'd go so soon, though... [12:02] (Flashback) Young Anna     Father... [12:05] (Flashback) Young Anna     Father! [12:27] Hip     Humans without magic can't see fairies, [12:31] Hip     so Anna doesn't know about us. [12:35] Hip     I kept my distance from her,     because that made me sad. [12:39] Hip     But my brother... [12:43] Viola     I can't believe how insensitive I was! [12:46] Hip     Please don't cry! [12:48] Sweet Cheeks     I've had enough of this fuss! [12:51] Sweet Cheeks     My fears were groundless. [12:54] Sweet Cheeks     I'll restore the roses in the garden.     That'll be the end of it. [12:58] Sweet Cheeks     Now go home. [13:00] Viola     U-Um, that's... [13:04] Viola     I mean, just doing that is... um... [13:07] Viola     It's not good! [13:09] Sweet Cheeks     Organize your thoughts before you speak! [13:13] Anna     U-Um... [13:16] Anna     Why is Viola wailing to herself? [13:18] Alyssa     She's conversing! With nature! [13:20] Alyssa     Anyway, I think we're done for today! [13:26] Viola     So, yeah. [13:28] Viola     We're back! [13:29] Sweet Cheeks     They're back, and there's more of them! [13:32] Sweet Cheeks     I told you I'd restore the roses!     Your job here is done! [13:36] Alyssa     I know. Today we're just meddling. [13:39] Alyssa     Can I ask you to join us for a bit? [13:43] Sweet Cheeks     Do what you want. [13:44] Phoenix     Fear not, tiny life form. [13:47] Sweet Cheeks     And what the hell is this?! [13:49] Viola     A phoenix. [13:50] Phoenix     I must say... [13:51] Sweet Cheeks     What?! [13:52] Phoenix     'Tis quite unusual for an artificial     garden to produce fairies. [13:57] Viola     It is? [13:59] Alyssa     Most fairies are born from unsullied nature [14:01] Alyssa     that hasn't been interfered with by people. [14:04] Alyssa     It's partly an issue of compatibility     with the land and flora. [14:07] Alyssa     But the most important thing     is depth of emotion. [14:11] Alyssa     Fairies being born here shows that     someone truly treasured this place. [14:17] Viola     Wow. [14:18] Phoenix     Indeed. And that person was... [14:22] Phoenix     ...a fan of buttocks, it seems. [14:26] Alyssa     Let's not bring up that topic! [14:28] Sweet Cheeks     By the way... [14:29] Sweet Cheeks     Anna is the type who swoons over collarbones. [14:31] Torino     Collarbone! [14:32] Anna     Swoon! [14:32] Alyssa     Please don't reveal people's preferences! [14:36] Alyssa     Let's get back to why we're here. [14:38] Alyssa     There are actually a lot of ways     to make fairies visible. [14:41] Alyssa     Like spells or magical items. [14:43] Hip     Really?! [14:44] Phoenix     However, consent must be obtained     from the human observer. [14:49] Alyssa     Which means the first order of business     is to explain things to Anna. [14:53] Hip     Isn't this great, Brother? [14:56] Viola     Let's go see her! [14:58] Hip     Brother? [14:59] Sweet Cheeks     It's nothing. [15:03] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Hey! Wait! [15:06] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     You're too young to prune.     Leave it to the adults! [15:13] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Go hydrate! Your health     is fragile too, you know! [15:18] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     No! No mint! [15:20] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Anything but mint! [15:26] (Flashback) Hip     Even if she can't hear you,     you shouldn't yell at her so much. [15:29] (Flashback) Hip     She is trying to help the roses. [15:31] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     How can I not?! She's constantly     endangering herself! [15:33] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Look! She fell asleep     reading a book in the garden! [15:37] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     What if some criminal broke in? [15:39] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     She'd get kidnapped! [15:40] (Flashback) Hip     Good point... And after all,     we can't call for help if she needs it. [15:44] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     Not to mention, the sun is so bright today. [15:48] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     I'll concentrate the leaves here     to create more shade. [15:59] (Flashback) Sweet Cheeks     It's enough. [16:03] Anna     You're asking if I sense     anything in the garden? [16:06] Alyssa     Yes. Even the tiniest detail     could be important. [16:08] Sweet Cheeks     Hey! Hey! [16:10] Sweet Cheeks     Don't jump straight to the point     like that. Ease her in! [16:14] Sweet Cheeks     You might scare her! [16:16] Viola     We know. [16:20] Anna     You'd want to hear it even if     I might just be imagining things? [16:24] Alyssa     Yes. [16:25] Anna     This garden is a memento of my father. [16:28] Anna     It's precious to me. I have many     fond memories of times we spent there. [16:32] Anna     I missed him so much after he died. [16:35] Anna     But when I went into the garden,     even if I was sad, I felt safe. [16:39] Anna     It felt like someone     was watching over me there. [16:44] Anna     So I've always wondered... [16:50] Anna     I've wondered if maybe     he's still in the garden! [16:57] Anna     I'm sorry I got so excited! [17:00] Anna     I know I'm overthinking things. [17:04] Anna     But still... [17:07] Anna     I've always been comforted by that "maybe." [17:14] Viola     She's not wrong. [17:16] Viola     She's not wrong, but it was Sweet Cheeks! [17:18] Viola     But she'd like for it to be her father! [17:20] Alyssa     Viola, calm down! [17:21] Hip     Please calm down! [17:23] Phoenix     Utter confusion. [17:24] Sweet Cheeks     Part of me suspected that. [17:28] Sweet Cheeks     Back to the old plan. I'll restore     the roses, and that's the end. [17:32] Sweet Cheeks     There's no need to tell her     that there are garden fairies [17:36] Sweet Cheeks     who physically reflect her father's fetish. [17:37] Alyssa     Please use euphemisms! [17:40] Viola     Uh... Um! [17:41] Viola     I think she'd be happy to know     she's had someone watching over her, [17:45] Viola     even if it's not her father! [17:47] Sweet Cheeks     You can't guarantee that. [17:50] Sweet Cheeks     I don't want to let my selfishness     grieve her any longer. [17:54] Sweet Cheeks     At this point, telling her in words     would only burden her. [18:00] Hip     Brother! [18:03] Hip     Brother! [18:04] Sweet Cheeks     Stop crying! [18:06] Alyssa     Very well. [18:07] Viola     Mama? [18:09] Alyssa     We will respect your wishes, Sweet Cheeks. [18:12] Alyssa     But may I mention one thing? [18:20] Torino     Anna! [18:22] Torino     Sorry I'm late! Whoa,     where's the magic chicks? [18:26] Anna     They stepped away for a while. [18:28] Anna     They told me we should wait here. [18:31] Torino     Weird. But hey... [18:33] Torino     Do you think they wanted me     here cuz it's my fault? [18:36] Anna     Of course not! [18:38] Anna     I'm the one who's made you wait so long     because of my problems. [18:41] Anna     I'm sorry. [18:42] Torino     Nah, it's totes okay! [18:44] Torino     I know about your daddy. [18:46] Torino     And weddings are all about timing, right? [18:48] Anna     Thank you. [18:50] Torino     Whenever you think it's time,     we'll just do the thing. [19:08] Torino     They're all goin' at once? [19:10] Torino     This is so dope!     It's like, "3, 2, 1, gorgeous"! [19:16] Torino     I'm so hyped! [19:20] Sweet Cheeks     It was such a simple thing, in the end. [19:24] Sweet Cheeks     It's not that I wanted to become her father. [19:27] Sweet Cheeks     It's not that I wanted     her gratitude or her love. [19:32] Sweet Cheeks     I just... [19:43] Alyssa     I know I said that it     might convey your feelings [19:47] Alyssa     to make the flowers bloom     in front of Anna and Torino... [19:51] Alyssa     But honestly... [19:53] Alyssa     I didn't think you'd use up every drop of      your energy to keep them blooming! [19:56] Viola     He's got fewer butts! [19:58] Phoenix     Eternal Breath. [20:01] Phoenix     Version 2! [20:03] Hip     Brother! [20:09] Hip     H-He's better! [20:11] Viola     Yay! [20:12] Phoenix     Peace. [20:12] Sweet Cheeks     What the hell is his deal? [20:14] Alyssa     That's a great question. [20:17] Hip     Alyssa, thank you so much, again! [20:20] Alyssa     Oh, this was all Sweet Cheeks.     All I did was voice an opinion. [20:24] Sweet Cheeks     You really were just meddling.     You hardly even used any magic. [20:29] Hip     Brother! [20:30] Alyssa     You're absolutely right. [20:32] Sweet Cheeks     But thanks to your meddling,     I got to convey my feelings. [20:36] Sweet Cheeks     I'm a fool. [20:38] Sweet Cheeks     I worried unnecessarily and     obsessed over things I shouldn't. [20:42] Alyssa     That's what parents do. [20:45] Alyssa     It's just... [20:46] Alyssa     I don't think you need to bottle up     the feelings you want to convey, [20:50] Alyssa     even if you may choose     an indirect way to share them. [20:52] Alyssa     Our time with them is limited, after all. [20:59] Alyssa     Especially for those like us... [21:07] Sweet Cheeks     Agreed. [21:11] Viola     Mama! [21:13] Viola     We got a letter from Anna! [21:15] Alyssa     Really? [21:16] Viola     Yep! She says they're all moved in,     so we should come visit. [21:19] Viola     She invited us to the wedding, too! [21:22] Alyssa     That should be fun. [21:23] Viola     Yeah! [21:24] Alyssa     But I think Sweet Cheeks and Hip     will feel lonely for a while. [21:28] Viola     It's okay. [21:30] Viola     There's still plenty of time! [21:34] Viola     They didn't get to talk this time,      but there will be other chances! [21:38] Viola     Plus, Anna might wake up     one day able to see fairies. [21:42] Phoenix     I heartily approve of children     being positive thinkers. [21:46] Viola     Hey, what does that mean?! [21:47] Alyssa     Don't worry about it. SIGN    Preview [22:57] Viola     This is Viola! [22:58] Alyssa     This is... Alyssa! [23:00] Alyssa     Next time on The Family Circumstances     of the Irregular Witch... [23:04] Viola     I make snacks with Mama! [23:06] Viola     Then we try to help a troubled older man. [23:08] Viola     "The Circumstances of Yep—Oops—     Of Course These Are Pastries!" [23:11] Viola?     "The Insomnia Circumstances     of the Sleep Fairy." SIGN    The Circumstances of Yep—Oops— Of Course These Are Pastries! SIGN    The Insomnia Circumstances of the Sleep Fairy [23:13] Viola     Mama looks like she's having fun!