E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)
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SIGN Thanks for 3 great years!
Middle School Graduation Ceremony
SIGN Video Photo Square
[00:02] F. Teacher
Congrats.
[00:02] All
Yay!
[00:03] Girl
There, there. No crying.
[00:05] Guy 1
Hoo boy.
[00:06] Guy 1
I gave away all my buttons.
[00:08] Guy 2
O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.
[00:14] Rentaro
Asakawa-san.
[00:16] Rentaro
I like you! Please...
[00:18] Rentaro
Go out with me!
[00:22] Asakawa
Aijo-kun.
[00:25] Asakawa
Same here.
[00:28] Asakawa
You're so cheerful, friendly,
and straightforward,
[00:31] Asakawa
and you're incredibly nice to everyone.
[00:33] Asakawa
And that's why I...
[00:37] Asakawa
li...
[00:39] Asakawa
I like you, too, but...
[00:41] Asakawa
Just the idea of dating you
makes me wanna puke.
[00:43] Asakawa
I can't, sorry!
[00:44] Rentaro
Way to go from "Sick!" to sick!
SIGN Aijo Rentaro's
Rejection Blues
[00:51] Rentaro
A wild ride from heaven to hell.
[00:53] Rentaro
It was the first ever rejection
that made me wanna die.
[00:56] Rentaro
Today... my romance died.
[01:00] Friend A
Cheer up, Rentaro.
SIGN Friend A
[01:03] Friend A
Quit looking like a doomer
falling into darkness, dude.
SIGN Aijo Rentaro
[01:06] Rentaro
What would that even look like?
[01:08] Friend A
Like that.
[01:10] Friend A
By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?
[01:13] Rentaro
Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?
[01:16] Friend A
Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!
[01:19] Rentaro
Wow, now you've ruined
every single memory we've ever shared!
[01:22] Rentaro
That rejection was...
[01:24] Rentaro
my one hundredth.
[01:26] Friend A
I'm amazed you had the nerve
to keep going after the first ninety-nine.
[01:31] Friend A
I dub thee...
SIGN Graduation Certificate
[01:32] Sign
#Losing
[01:33] Friend A
Sir Flirts-a-Lot.
SIGN Sir Flirts-a-Lot
[01:35] Rentaro
Stop that!
[01:36] Rentaro
I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!
[01:38] Friend A
How'd you even get to 100?
When did you first ask a girl out?
[01:42] Rentaro
I'll never forget the day it happened.
[01:44] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
A... A-tan...
[01:46] Rentaro
I was eight months old.
[01:47] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
Wub you!
[01:48] Friend A
I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!
[01:49] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No!
[01:50] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No, no!
[01:51] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No, no, no, no!
[01:53] Rentaro
Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!
[01:55] Rentaro
I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"
[01:57] Rentaro
I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
at each other instead of snowballs!
[02:00] Rentaro
And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!
[02:02] Friend A
I really don't get it, though.
Why do you keep getting rejected?
[02:06] Friend A
You've got the looks,
and you're smart and athletic.
[02:10] Friend A
You're nice to everyone
[02:11] Friend A
and popular with both boys and girls.
[02:13] Rentaro
Talk about laying it on thick!
Are you into me or something?
[02:16] Friend A
Anyway, take care, Rentaro.
[02:19] Friend A
Don't die, even if your rejection streak
keeps going in high school.
[02:22] Rentaro
Could you not jinx the next chapter
in my life already, my good Friend A?!
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
[02:30] Rentaro
I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!
[02:33] Rentaro
Please let me land a girlfriend
and lead a high school life filled with joy!
[02:40] Lovegod
Worry not.
[02:45] Lovegod
I'm over here.
SIGN Offerings
[02:48] Rentaro
Gah! A donation box thief!
[02:50] Lovegod
What kind of thief shows up like this?!
[02:53] Lovegod
I am the very god of this shrine.
[02:55] Rentaro
What kind of god shows up like this?!
[03:00] Lovegod
Worry not, Rentaro.
[03:02] Lovegod
It is written in the stars that you'll meet
your destined chick in high school.
SIGN What's up with
his hair...
[03:07] Rentaro
My... destined chick?
[03:10] Lovegod
Indeed.
[03:12] Rentaro
No way! The chick...
[03:16] Rentaro
Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?
[03:21] Rentaro
Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.
[03:24] Lovegod
What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?!
[03:26] Lovegod
No, I mean your soulmate.
[03:29] Lovegod
The person who was chosen for you at birth.
[03:33] Lovegod
Your ideal romantic partner.
[03:37] Rentaro
My ideal... romantic partner?
[03:40] Lovegod
Exactly.
[03:41] Lovegod
When two soulmates meet,
a sudden shock runs through their bodies.
[03:46] Lovegod
And they instantly fall
head over heels for each other.
[03:49] Lovegod
It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.
[03:52] Rentaro
Head over heels... for each other?
[03:55] Lovegod
Indeed.
[03:56] Lovegod
But it bears noting that women
will know the very moment this happens,
[04:01] Lovegod
while men will only realize it
gradually over time.
[04:05] Rentaro
Women will the know the moment this happens,
[04:07] Rentaro
while men only realize it over time?
[04:08] Lovegod
So repetitive!
[04:10] Lovegod
Quit repeating after me!
[04:13] Lovegod
We've barely got enough time to cover
everything we need to in episode one!
[04:16] Lovegod
If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"
[04:20] Lovegod
that would royally suck! For me, especially!
[04:23] Rentaro
O-Okay, let's move on!
[04:25] Lovegod
And soulmates are fated to meet
at a specific point in their lives.
SIGN "A god quick to switch gears"
[04:30] Rentaro
Too quick to switch gears, even!
[04:32] Rentaro
But what about the people
who remain single their whole life?
SIGN "A boy quick to switch gears"
[04:35] Lovegod
Of course, not everyone
gets to have a soulmate.
[04:38] Lovegod
The ones who do are truly blessed.
[04:43] Rentaro
I see.
[04:44] Rentaro
Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
school and have a joyful romance with them?
[04:50] Lovegod
Indeed. And what's more...
[04:51] Lovegod
In high school, you will meet a grand total
[04:55] Lovegod
of one hundred soulmates!
[04:57] Rentaro
A hundred?!
[04:59] Lovegod
You'll have your pick of the girls.
Aren't you happy?
[05:02] Rentaro
A-Aw, come on... My pick?
[05:07] Rentaro
If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?
[05:09] Lovegod
Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!
SIGN 1 Month Later
SIGN Ohana-no-Mitsu High School
Entrance Ceremony
SIGN Name of
the high school
Rentaro enrolled at
(Bet you didn't
know that one)
[05:19] Rentaro
Finally, the entrance ceremony!
[05:21] Rentaro
Not that there was much waiting involved,
given we skipped here right after graduation.
[05:26] Rentaro
Now, we head to our respective classes
[05:28] Rentaro
to get a rundown of the school rules...
[05:32] Rentaro
Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.
[05:35] Karane
That hurt! Watch where you're going!
[05:36] Hakari
Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.
SIGN Krrrack!!!
[05:54] Karane
Huh? Wh-What was that?
[05:57] Rentaro
I just felt a shock run through
my whole body. Could it be...
[06:02] Rentaro
Are they who god was talking about?
[06:04] Rentaro
Are they...
[06:06] Rentaro
my soulmates?
[06:09] Rentaro
Ack!
[06:09] Rentaro
Quit staring at them!
[06:11] Rentaro
They don't know anything!
They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!
[06:16] Rentaro
Are...
[06:17] Rentaro
Are you two okay?
[06:22] Karane
Er...
[06:24] Rentaro
Wh-What's wrong?
[06:26] Hakari
My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.
SIGN Hnghhh <3
SIGN Hnghhh <3
[06:30] Hakari
Could you help me
to the nurse's office, please?
[06:35] Rentaro
O-Of course! How bad is it?
[06:37] Rentaro
Does it hurt a lot?
[06:39] Hakari
Oh, no! It's not too bad.
[06:41] Rentaro
I'm so sorry. Like, for real!
[06:43] Rentaro
What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate
as soon as he meets her?
[06:48] Rentaro
Get your act together, damn it!
SIGN Squeee!!
SIGN Swoooooooooooooon
[06:52] Hakari
He's crying so much,
just because he hurt a total stranger!
SIGN Love is blind.
[06:57] Hakari
What a kind soul!
[06:59] Rentaro
Are you okay? Can you stand?
[07:01] Hakari
Yes, thank you.
[07:03] Karane
I... I-It...
[07:07] Karane
It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
I could lean on you or anything, okay?!
[07:11] Rentaro
What in the...?!
[07:12] Rentaro
Wait.
[07:13] Rentaro
Are you hurt, too?
[07:15] Karane
Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
You got a problem with that?
[07:21] Rentaro
What am I, some kind of living,
breathing Deathstar?!
[07:23] Rentaro
What kinda messed-up way do you have
to walk to hurt everyone you touch?!
[07:28] Hakari
What's the matter?!
[07:28] Karane
He's having a seizure?!
[07:30] Rentaro
Huh?
[07:31] Rentaro
What?
[07:33] Rentaro
You two can stand?
[07:36] Hakarikarane
Owie. Ouchie.
[07:38] Karane
Q-Quit messing around and help us already!
[07:40] Rentaro
Oh, uh... Sure.
[07:43] Rentaro
Wait, why does it look like
I'm the one being carried?!
[07:46] Hakari
Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
with the three of us all bunched up.
[07:49] Karane
H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
You're making me lose my balance, too!
[07:52] Hakari
No, it's you!
[07:54] Karane
No, you!
[07:55] Rentaro
Hey, stop...
[08:01] Rentaro
What is even going on?
Am I dreaming?!
[08:03] Rentaro
They're clinging to me like cicadas!
[08:06] Rentaro
I'm the luckiest
telephone pole in the universe!
[08:11] Rentaro
L-Let's just hurry
to the nurse's office already.
[08:13] Rentaro
I feel like I'm gonna flip over
and turn into a girl.
[08:17] Karane
Real life ain't Reversi.
[08:20] Rentaro
Oh, r-right.
[08:22] Rentaro
I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
How about you two?
[08:26] Karane
I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.
[08:26] Hakari
I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.
[08:29] Karane
Hmph! So we're classmates!
[08:29] Hakari
We're in the same class, huh?
[08:31] Rentaro
Stereo introductions!
[08:33] Girl
Did you hear about
this school's love superstition?
[08:33] Rentaro
Could we maybe go one at a time?
[08:38] Rentaro
Please give me one more chance.
[08:38] Girl A
There's a field of pink clovers
in the courtyard.
[08:41] Girl A
If you find a four-leaf clover there
and ask someone out with it,
[08:44] Girl A
they'll definitely say yes, apparently!
[08:45] Girl B
The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!
[08:47] Girl A
Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!
[08:52] Hakari
I just remembered something I need to do!
[08:52] Karane
I just remembered something I gotta do!
[08:53] Rentaro
So your legs are fine now?!
SIGN End of the First Day of School
SIGN And Four Hours After That
[09:01] Rentaro
I didn't expect to help a teacher
look for his contacts after school,
[09:05] (Flashback) Rentaro
Found it!
SIGN Found it!
[09:05] Rentaro
nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.
SIGN Thank you!
[09:06] (Flashback) Teacher
Thank you! I'll give you
a hundred million extra credits!
SIGN I'll give you a hundred
million extra credits!
[09:10] Rentaro
I'd hoped to see those girls
again after school,
[09:12] Rentaro
but I guess that's not happening.
[09:15] Rentaro
They both ran off somewhere...
[09:18] Karane
Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!
[09:20] Hakari
Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...
[09:22] Rentaro
They're going at it!
[09:24] Rentaro
Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover
since school ended four hours ago?
[09:29] Rentaro
Who does that?!
SIGN Guy who just
spent four hours
looking for contacts
[09:33] Rentaro
And they're trying so hard, too...
[09:36] Rentaro
Is it for me?
[09:38] Rentaro
I can't just stand by and watch!
[09:43] Karane
I guess they've all been picked by now.
[09:48] Karane
But surely I can find one...
[09:49] Rentaro
Inda-san.
[09:52] Rentaro
Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?
[09:55] Karane
Aijo?!
[09:56] Karane
W-What? I'm not looking for
a four-leaf clover or anything!
[10:00] Karane
Uh...
[10:01] Karane
Right! It's just, I...
[10:03] Karane
I suddenly felt the need to go,
so I'm just looking for a good spot!
[10:07] Rentaro
You sure you wanna go with that?
You're just making things worse for yourself!
[10:11] Rentaro
Wait, where's Hanazono-san?
[10:14] Karane
Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
Bathroom break, maybe?
[10:18] Rentaro
Oh. Well, in that case...
[10:21] Rentaro
Here.
[10:22] Rentaro
You must be tired, so have a drink.
[10:24] Karane
Huh? Wh-What?
[10:26] Karane
What're you playing at?
[10:27] Karane
I-I don't get it.
[10:30] Rentaro
Right, figures.
[10:32] Rentaro
I'm being kinda gross, huh?
We only just met and all.
[10:38] Karane
Y...
[10:39] Karane
You're being so gross,
I'm gonna throw it all up,
[10:42] Karane
but I'll drink it just so
it doesn't go to waste!
[10:44] Rentaro
I'm not trying to put you through
all that pain and suffering, though!
[10:48] Rentaro
A-Anyway, it's getting late.
You should go home.
[10:52] Karane
I-I don't need you tell me!
I was about to do just that!
[10:57] Karane
H-Hey, uh...
[11:00] Karane
Th-Thanks.
[11:04] Rentaro
Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!
[11:07] Karane
H-Hmph!
[11:09] Karane
It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?!
[11:11] Rentaro
I'm getting mixed signals!
[11:14] Hakari
Huh? Aijo-kun?
[11:16] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[11:17] Hakari
Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:20] Rentaro
Oh, uh...
[11:21] Rentaro
It looked like you two'd been looking for
a four-leaf clover all this time,
[11:24] Rentaro
so I bought you some drinks.
[11:27] Rentaro
Here. For you, if you'd like.
[11:29] Hakari
Aw, you shouldn't have...
[11:33] Hakari
Oh, but I always struggle to finish
a whole can by myself.
[11:38] Hakari
Could you please have half of it for me?
[11:42] Hakari
It's the perfect scheme!
[11:44] Hakari
Now I can share an indirect kiss
with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!
[11:48] Rentaro
I get it.
[11:50] Rentaro
I was worried about 350ml being too much,
so I got you a 190ml can, too.
[11:54] Rentaro
Way to go, me.
[11:57] Hakari
B-B-But...
[11:58] Hakari
Half of 350ml is 175ml,
and 190ml is 15ml more than that.
[12:04] Hakari
I really don't think
I could finish it by myself.
[12:08] Rentaro
Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?!
[12:10] Rentaro
W-Well, if you insist.
[12:13] Hakari
Please.
[12:15] Rentaro
Okay, here I go.
SIGN Let's gooo!!
[12:20] Rentaro
How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?
[12:23] Rentaro
Here. Hopefully, that should do it.
[12:25] Hakari
Thank you so much.
[12:27] Rentaro
Wait!
[12:28] Rentaro
Isn't this an indirect kiss?!
[12:31] Hakari
An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.
[12:34] Hakari
I-Indirect...
[12:35] Hakari
kiss!
[12:36] Rentaro
Hanazono-san?!
[12:42] Rentaro
I didn't know you liked that drink so much!
[12:46] Hakari
My indirect ki...
[12:49] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[12:51] Rentaro
You've got splashes on your skirt.
Use this to wipe off.
[13:05] Rentaro
Huh? H-Hanazono-san?
[13:07] Hakari
Aijo-kun.
[13:09] Hakari
I... I love you!
[13:11] Hakari
Please go out with me!
[13:15] Rentaro
Wh-What?
[13:17] Hakari
I-I'm sorry.
[13:18] Hakari
I know this is too sudden. But...
[13:21] Hakari
I feel like I'm already
head over heels for you.
[13:26] Hakari
And it seems I'm not the only one
who feels that way.
[13:31] Hakari
So I thought I had to say it now,
or else I'd regret it forever.
[13:34] Rentaro
It's the first time
any girl has ever asked me out.
[13:38] Rentaro
I'm over the moon!
[13:41] Rentaro
I...
[13:44] Rentaro
I-Inda-san?
[13:46] Rentaro
What's with all those cans?!
[13:48] Karane
It's not like I wanted to pay you back
[13:50] Karane
but couldn't figure out what you liked
and bought one of everything, okay?!
[13:53] Rentaro
I appreciate the thought,
but you really shouldn't have!
[13:57] Karane
Who died and let you cut in line?!
[13:59] Hakari
Whatever could you mean?
[14:00] Hakari
I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.
[14:04] Karane
You just said you weren't
the only one! I heard you!
[14:08] Karane
I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!
[14:12] Rentaro
Bit late for that, isn't it?!
[14:14] Karane
H-Hmph!
[14:15] Karane
But, hey, if you want to go out with me
so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.
[14:20] Rentaro
I've never seen anyone ask someone out
like they're doing them a favor before.
[14:24] Karane
No, what I mean to say is...
[14:27] Karane
I... I love you, too, Aijo.
[14:32] Karane
Please go out with me.
[14:44] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[14:46] Rentaro
Inda-san.
[14:48] Karane
Aijo.
[14:48] Hakari
Aijo-kun.
[14:50] Karane
Who's it gonna be? Pick one!
[14:50] Hakari
Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!
[14:55] Rentaro
F...
[14:56] Rentaro
Find out after this short break.
[14:58] Karane
I'm gonna kick your ass!
[15:01] Rentaro
I...
[15:02] Rentaro
I seriously can't choose!
[15:04] Rentaro
They're both so attractive.
There's no way I could choose.
[15:08] Rentaro
Is it because they're both my soulmates?
[15:11] Rentaro
I asked them to wait
until tomorrow for my response...
[15:14] Rentaro
But what do I do?
[15:16] Lovegod
But of course.
[15:20] Lovegod
They're your soulmates,
both your ideal romantic partner.
[15:25] Lovegod
It's impossible for you to pick one.
[15:27] Rentaro
How do others do it?
[15:29] Rentaro
What do the people who meet
two soulmates at once like me handle it?
[15:34] Lovegod
About that...
[15:36] Lovegod
Normally, any given person
only has one soulmate.
[15:42] Lovegod
Something monumental just happened
to coincide with your birth.
[15:47] Lovegod
It caused me, the god of love,
to make a horrible mistake.
[15:50] Rentaro
What? What was it?!
[15:54] Lovegod
It was a Friday.
[15:58] Lovegod
Fortress in the Sky
was airing on TV while I was working.
[16:01] Rentaro
You're a god!
Why are you watching TV as you work?!
[16:04] Lovegod
L-Listen, hear me out!
[16:07] Lovegod
It was my first watch!
My first exposure to Balus!
[16:07] Mooska
I'll wait three minutes.
[16:10] Rentaro
Your first Balus?!
SIGN Balus!
[16:13] (Flashback) Lovegod
Spectacular!
SIGN jot jot jot
[16:15] Rentaro
That's understandable...
[16:16] Rentaro
my ass!
SIGN Aijo Rentaro
SIGN will have 100 soulmates
[16:17] Lovegod
You know Fortress in the Sky is a 100/100!
SIGN 100 soulmates
[16:20] Rentaro
That's not the point!
[16:21] Rentaro
Why'd you even put your score down there?!
SIGN °An easy task involving just putting down "1" on each sheet.
[16:22] Rentaro
Heck, if it's one soulmate just person,
why not just print that part, too?!
SIGN Graaaargh
[16:25] Rentaro
Damn it all! What have you done to my life?!
[16:29] Rentaro
If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
a happy life not worrying about all this!
[16:33] Lovegod
Not to kick you while you're down,
but it gets worse.
[16:36] Rentaro
There's more?!
[16:37] Lovegod
When a person meets their soulmate,
they can love each other and be together.
[16:43] Lovegod
But if that doesn't come to pass,
all sorts of horrible stuff happens to them
[16:47] Lovegod
and they die.
[16:50] Lovegod
Having a soulmate is such a blessing,
[16:54] Lovegod
it uses up a whole lifetime's
worth of good luck.
[16:57] Lovegod
As such, if one fails to match
with them, only misfortune awaits.
[17:02] Rentaro
So, you mean to say...
[17:03] Rentaro
If I go out with one of them...
[17:07] Lovegod
Yes. The other will die.
[17:10] Rentaro
How the heck am I supposed to choose now?!
[17:13] Rentaro
The hell do you expect me to do,
for crying out loud?!
[17:15] Lovegod
Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.
[17:19] Rentaro
This can't be happening to me!
[17:21] Rentaro
The girl I don't pick will die?
[17:24] Rentaro
What can I do?
[17:31] Rentaro
Hang on. What if...
[17:34] Rentaro
Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.
[17:37] Rentaro
I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
I will go out with you, of course.
[17:42] Rentaro
But keep it a secret
so she doesn't find out, okay?
[17:46] Rentaro
That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!
[17:50] Rentaro
I can save both of them from certain death!
[17:56] Rentaro
Good morning, you two.
[17:58] Hakari
Good morning, Aijo-kun.
[18:01] Karane
Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...
SIGN Tattered...
[18:07] Karane
What the hell happened to you?!
[18:09] Rentaro
Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.
[18:12] Hakari
So...
[18:13] Hakari
Have you decided on your answer?
[18:17] Rentaro
Yeah.
[18:31] Rentaro
I want both of you to be my girlfriends!
[18:37] Karane
Wh...
[18:38] Karane
You wha?!
[18:39] Karane
Both of us? Are you out of your mind?!
[18:43] Rentaro
I know how crazy this sounds!
[18:46] Rentaro
But...
[18:48] (Flashback) Rentaro
That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!
[18:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
I can save both of them from certain death!
[19:02] (Flashback) Rentaro
How stupid am I?
[19:04] (Flashback) Rentaro
The two of them opened up to me
and told me how they felt.
[19:08] (Flashback) Rentaro
I know better than anyone
[19:10] (Flashback) Rentaro
how much courage it takes
to confess your love to another person!
[19:14] (Flashback) Rentaro
There are lines that
should never be crossed, man!
[19:17] Rentaro
I just couldn't decide.
[19:20] Rentaro
I love you both so much,
[19:22] Rentaro
I couldn't pick only one!
[19:24] Rentaro
I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.
[19:27] Rentaro
I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!
[19:31] Rentaro
So I'm begging you two!
[19:33] Rentaro
Please go out with me!
[19:37] Karane
Y...
[19:38] Karane
You can sweet-talk me all you want,
two-timing is just not on...
[19:45] Karane
Pink...
[19:46] Hakari
...four-leaf clovers?
[19:48] Hakari
Two of them, no less!
[19:50] Hakari
We searched for so long together,
and we couldn't even find one!
[19:54] Karane
H-How'd you get those?
[19:56] Rentaro
Well, last night...
[19:57] Rentaro
I called a teacher
and asked them to let me back in.
[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher
Oh, you're the one who found
my contacts. Sure, anything for you.
[20:01] (Flashback) Rentaro
Thank you so much!
[20:04] Hakari
You spent all night looking?
[20:06] Karane
Wh-What an idiot!
[20:08] Karane
You're in high school, and you still
believe that stupid superstition?!
[20:12] Hakari
Inda-san, please stop.
[20:14] Hakari
Your words are coming back
to bite both you and me.
SIGN Stab
[20:16] Karane
Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
how much you care for us!
SIGN I
know it
[20:20] Karane
I'm still not letting you talk me into
accepting something as trashy as two-timing!
[20:24] Rentaro
Huh? Oh, sorry.
[20:26] Rentaro
That's not what I was going for at all.
[20:28] Karane
Then what the hell are you trying to do?!
[20:29] Hakari
Down, Inda-san.
[20:30] Karane
You two-timing piece of trash!
You must be crazy!
[20:31] Hakari
I know you acted all smug only to swing
and miss, but that's no reason to rage.
[20:33] Karane
Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!
[20:35] Rentaro
It's just, you two were trying
so hard to find these.
[20:36] Karane
Nag, nag! Nag, nag!
[20:39] Rentaro
It made me think you like
this kind of romantic gesture.
[20:43] Rentaro
So I figured, if I gave you
these along with my answer,
[20:47] Rentaro
it might make you happy.
[20:52] Hakari
V-Very well. I accept.
[20:55] Hakari
I don't mind you two-timing me.
[20:57] Karane
Excuse me?!
[20:58] Karane
Have you lost your mind, too?!
[21:01] Hakari
I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.
[21:05] Hakari
I can't even imagine falling in love
with anyone else anymore.
[21:09] Hakari
If it's between this and rejection,
then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.
[21:16] Hakari
So I hope you'll take
good care of me, Rentaro-kun.
[21:22] Karane
M-Me, too!
[21:24] Karane
You better treat me right, or you'll pay!
[21:27] Hakari
Oh? What happened to
"two-timing is just not on"?
[21:31] Karane
I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!
[21:34] Rentaro
Yeah, I promise.
[21:36] Rentaro
I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!
[21:45] Narrator
And so begins Rentaro's
unprecedented pure-love harem life.
[21:49] Narrator
But we mustn't forget:
[21:50] Narrator
There are 98 more soulmates to come!
[21:54] Narrator
What will Rentaro do?
[21:56] Narrator
Will he leave the rest of this
endless barrage of soulmates to die?
[22:00] Narrator
Or will he choose to love every single one?
[22:03] Narrator
Is he gonna go for a century?!
[22:04] Narrator
Are you gonna be hundred-timing,
[22:06] Narrator
Rentaro?!
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