E10 - Love Mission: Impossible
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[00:01] (Flashback) Hakari
Rentaro-kun, please...
[00:04] (Flashback) Hakari
Please break up with me.
[00:07] Narrator
Hakari abruptly signaled
an end to their relationship.
[00:10] Narrator
She made the painful decision to protect
Rentaro from her overly doting mother.
[00:18] Narrator
Rentaro struggled to cope
with the weight of his powerlessness.
[00:22] Narrator
But he wasn't the only one
who truly cared for Hakari.
[00:27] Narrator
The members of the Rentaro Family
all vowed to bring Hakari back.
[00:31] Narrator
Their love, and the strength of their bonds,
shall now be put to the test.
[00:41] Kusuri
Whoa! This yard's got a fountain!
[00:45] Karane
A rich person's house's garden...
[00:47] Nano
Sneaking in using the noise
of the fountain... how logical.
[00:51] Rentaro
Security here is tight.
We need to stay focused.
[00:55] Shizuka
"I gotchu, brother."
[01:00] Rentaro
Let's go get Hakari, everyone.
[01:03] Rentaro
Rentaro Family, the mission is a go!
[01:07] Karane
You've still got that little boy in you, huh?
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[02:43] Rentaro
Hakari...
[02:45] Rentaro
Okay, she still hasn't gotten her phone back.
[02:48] Rentaro
In that case...
[02:52] Karane
A rubber ball?
[02:54] Rentaro
I'll throw this ball to get her attention,
[02:56] Rentaro
and then she can climb down the rope.
[02:59] Kusuri
Aww...
[03:00] Kusuri
Close, aye.
[03:02] Rentaro
A little higher, huh?
[03:05] Rentaro
Where's the ball?
[03:07] Nano
Lost sight of it.
[03:08] Shizuka
"Where to?"
[03:09] Kusuri
Can't see it in this dark.
[03:13] Karane
I-Is that...
[03:16] Karane
a rich person's house cat?
[03:18] Karane
Hey, give that back.
[03:20] Karane
Get back here!
[03:22] Kusuri
Stop right there!
[03:25] Karane
C'mon, we need some teamwork here.
[03:27] Kusuri
Apologies.
[03:29] Nano
To stop a cat...
[03:31] Nano
it's most efficient to give it
a swift kick and disable it.
[03:33] Rentaro
Don't! We don't want PETA
breathing down our necks!
[03:36] Rentaro
Wait, wait, wait!
[03:37] Nano
Row, row, fight the power.
[03:38] Security
Who's there?
[03:47] Karane
The cat...
[03:52] Security
Oh, it's just you.
[03:54] Security
Playing with your ball again?
[03:57] Security
What am I gonna do with you?
[03:59] Security
Come on, I'll play with ya.
Let me have that.
[04:02] Security
Hey, don't run!
[04:03] Kusuri
We lost our ball.
[04:05] Security
Give me that ball!
[04:05] Shizuka
"The princess's room is walled off, too."
[04:08] Rentaro
We'll have to go to her.
[04:11] Karane
How will we even get in?
[04:14] Nano
If they have a cat,
they likely have one of those.
[04:19] Nano
There. A pet door.
[04:22] Nano
It's unlocked.
[04:24] Shizuka
"But this size would suit only a baby."
[04:28] Karane
Kusuri.
[04:29] Karane
Can your drug make us even smaller?
[04:32] Kusuri
Uh, this not a drug to make body smaller.
[04:35] Kusuri
It's a failed immortality drug.
[04:38] Rentaro
It sounds insane,
no matter how many times I hear it.
[04:42] Karane
Nano? What do you have there?
[04:44] Karane
Rocks?
[04:46] Nano
I collected them from the garden.
[04:58] Nano
It's open.
[04:59] Karane
But how?!
[05:00] Nano
I determined the lock's location
and type from the door shape,
[05:04] Nano
and launched pebbles at the correct angle
and speed to force the lock open.
[05:10] Karane
The work of an actual android!
[05:12] Nano
Prolonging the Hanazono Hakari rescue
operation increases the risk of failure.
[05:17] Nano
Get inside at once.
[05:19] Rentaro
Nano.
[05:20] Rentaro
What's wrong with your hand?
[05:24] Rentaro
Your nail's split and bleeding!
[05:28] Rentaro
I have disinfectant and bandages in my bag.
[05:30] Karane
Let me grab them.
[05:33] Karane
You dumbass.
[05:34] Karane
Why'd you go and do that?
[05:36] Nano
I had to use my nail for
maximum accuracy and velocity.
[05:40] Karane
You didn't have to go that far!
[05:42] Nano
I owe Hanazono Hakari a favor.
[05:44] (Flashback) Hakari
Neither of us are hanging out with you!
[05:49] Nano
No.
[05:51] Nano
I want to help her.
[05:56] Rentaro
All right, slow and steady.
[06:02] Rentaro
What's that?
[06:05] Kusuri
A...
[06:05] Kusuri
A bear!
[06:07] Karane
No, that's...
[06:11] Karane
A rich person's guard dog!
[06:12] Rentaro
If it attacks, we're done for!
[06:15] Rentaro
Everyone, out!
[06:19] Kusuri
Almost leaked and got
Honey Hunted by the Winnie Bear.
[06:23] Karane
I told you, that was a dog.
[06:25] Nano
And honey is not urine.
[06:29] Rentaro
Huh?
[06:30] Rentaro
Where's Shizuka-chan?
[06:33] Rentaro
Please, no.
[06:36] Shizuka
"Bossman, let me tell ya,
I ain't good for snackin'!"
[06:39] Karane
She's too scared to stand up!
[06:43] Rentaro
Shizuka—
[06:45] Nano
Raising your voice will only provoke
the dog and alert security.
[06:49] Nano
Besides, I have a theory.
[06:51] Shizuka
Of course I wouldn't be of any help!
[06:56] Shizuka
If I was going to be dead weight,
I never should've come...
[07:05] Shizuka
No.
[07:06] Shizuka
I came along because
I wanted to help Hakari-san.
[07:10] Shizuka
Rentaro-kun said it himself.
He's not sure how far he'll get,
[07:14] Shizuka
but he'll do anything
and everything, with all he's got!
[07:16] Shizuka
I'm here to do the same!
[07:20] Shizuka
And this is all I can do right now!
[07:26] Shizuka
"Fly, you fools."
SIGN Heroic Sacrifice
[07:28] Narrator
Heroic sacrifice.
[07:29] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan?!
[07:44] Rentaro
Huh?
[07:46] Nano
I knew it. The dog didn't appear
to be attacking Yoshimoto Shizuka.
[07:51] Rentaro
What's going on?
[07:52] Nano
Dogs have a natural instinct to protect
weak animals such as infants.
[07:57] Karane
Even if they're invading their territory?
[08:01] Nano
Presumably...
[08:02] Nano
Yoshimoto Shizuka's extraordinary weakness
overwhelmed its territorial instincts.
[08:10] Rentaro
That's our Shizuka-chan!
[08:12] Karane
Way to go.
[08:13] Kusuri
Survival of the un-fittest!
SIGN °These are compliments
[08:16] Rentaro
What now, though?
[08:18] Rentaro
It'll probably get back on edge
if we try to enter.
[08:23] (Flashback) Purplehimbo
Uck!
[08:24] Nano
Have Yoshimoto Shizuka gouge its
eyes out when she has the chance.
[08:27] Rentaro
Stop suggesting animal cruelty
against Hakari's pets!
[08:30] Kusuri
Leave this to Kusuri.
[08:34] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai? What's that drug?
[08:37] Kusuri
Heh-heh. This drug...
[08:41] Kusuri
is sleeping medicine that instantly
puts any animal to sleep!
[08:45] Rentaro
I see! We use it to neutralize the dog!
[08:51] Kusuri
Shizuka! Use that drug!
[09:02] Rentaro
She drank it!
SIGN ZZZ...
[09:04] Karane
Idiot! Why didn't you tell her
to use it on the dog?!
[09:08] Kusuri
Messed up!
[09:09] Karane
What now? With Shizuka asleep,
we're out of options!
SIGN ZZZ...
[09:13] Karane
The mother of all lucky breaks!
[09:15] Rentaro
N-Nice. Now we can get in.
[09:18] Kusuri
Wake up Shizuka with the reversing medicine.
[09:26] Rentaro
This is one long corridor.
[09:28] Karane
Rich person's corridor...
[09:32] Karane
It's that rich person's house cat again!
[09:34] Karane
Where's our ball?
[09:36] Rentaro
We don't need the ball. Let it be.
[09:41] Rentaro
Security's coming!
[09:43] Rentaro
No, we can't escape. This corridor's too long!
[09:48] Security B
Who's there?!
[09:51] Security B
You again?
[09:52] Security B
How many times have you tripped
the infrared sensors here now?
[09:56] Security C
Sheesh. Here, have a treat.
[10:01] Security B
Where does it keep sneaking in here from?
[10:14] Rentaro
Did he just say infrared sensors?
[10:16] Shizuka
"The guards ain't gonna
let us through that easy."
[10:19] Nano
Passing through without IR goggles
has a 99% chance of failure.
[10:25] Kusuri
Lucky, lucky.
[10:31] Kusuri
Kusuri brought infrared-vision eye drops.
[10:33] Rentaro
Deus ex medicine!
[10:36] Kusuri
Hey, nobody forcing you to use it.
[10:38] Rentaro
Okay, okay! I'll use it!
[10:41] Nano
Why fret over such a minor coincidence?
[10:43] Nano
The chances of the Big Bang,
creation of life,
SIGN Shake
SIGN Shake
[10:45] Nano
and us being here right now
is 0.00000000000...
[10:47] Shizuka
"You've done enough. Come home."
[10:49] Rentaro
Uh, one drop in each eye, right?
[10:52] Kusuri
Be careful! Only two drops of that medicine!
[10:55] Kusuri
Oh.
[10:56] Kusuri
By the way, side effect of medicine
[10:57] Kusuri
is blindness to everything but
infrared for duration, so be careful.
[11:02] Rentaro
Couldn't you have mentioned that first?!
[11:04] Kusuri
Well, close eyes until it starts working.
[11:11] Karane
Kusuri, you dropped this.
[11:14] Nano
Is that addressed to...
[11:15] Kusuri
Oh, never mind that!
[11:18] Kusuri
I-It's nothing.
[11:21] Karane
Huh? Why are you hiding it?
[11:24] Karane
The address was in English, wasn't it?
[11:26] Nano
It was addressed to a foreign research
team with a massive pharmaceutical lab.
[11:31] Karane
Wait, you mean...
[11:32] (Flashback) Kusuri
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
[11:39] Karane
Her dream research team?
[11:42] Nano
If she doesn't post her
application today, I believe...
[11:45] Karane
She won't make the deadline?
[11:46] Karane
Hey, Kusuri!
[11:48] Shizuka
"Training there was" "Kusuri-senpai's..."
[11:51] Rentaro
It was that important?
Are you sure you should've used it?
[11:55] Kusuri
Kusuri caused Hakari trouble with drugs
and tantrums, but she remained a friend.
[12:03] Kusuri
She's a dear friend,
way more important than research team.
[12:10] Rentaro
Each and every one of them loves
Hakari and wants to help her.
[12:15] Kusuri
Drug start working soon, aye?
[12:18] Kusuri
Now let's go save Hakari!
[12:20] Rentaro
Yeah, we're gonna save you for sure!
[12:25] Rentaro
Wait.
[12:26] Rentaro
This is impossible even for Tom Cruise!
[12:32] Rentaro
There are rays everywhere,
from floor to ceiling.
[12:35] Karane
A rich person's house's infrared sensors...
[12:38] Rentaro
Huh? Wasn't the ceiling here a lot higher?
[12:42] Rentaro
Something feels off now that
I can't see anything but infrareds.
[12:46] Shizuka
"It seems" "higher than Yggdrasil itself."
[12:49] Kusuri
They even got chandeliers! Super swanky!
[12:52] Rentaro
I see! The ceiling felt lower
[12:55] Rentaro
because they can't put sensors
where the chandeliers are!
[12:58] Rentaro
That's our way through!
[13:00] Karane
Yeah, but how are we getting up there?
[13:04] Rentaro
Right... We could've managed in a tight space,
[13:07] Rentaro
but this corridor is just too wide.
[13:09] Nano
Theoretically still possible if two people
of sufficient strength work together.
[13:15] Rentaro
Huh?
[13:16] Nano
Unfortunately, apart from Aijo Rentaro,
the rest of us are all girls.
[13:22] Nano
Oh.
[13:23] Karane
Huh?
[13:24] Kusuri
Ah!
[13:26] Karane
What? What's going on?
[13:29] Nano
Inda Karane.
[13:31] Nano
You're capable of it.
[13:32] Karane
I'm a girl, too, you know?!
[13:35] Nano
You will also be tied together
by rope to ensure success.
[13:38] Karane
There's no way this is gonna work!
[13:40] Nano
True. If you aren't perfectly matched
and in sync, the chances of success...
[13:44] Rentaro
We're good, then.
[13:46] Rentaro
It's Karane and me, after all.
[13:49] Karane
Gah, fine! You're on!
[13:51] Rentaro
Let's do this. Ready?
[13:54] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[13:56] Kusuri
Careful, aye?
[13:59] Shizuka
"All the tension in the world today."
[14:06] Rentaro
Okay, we're above the sensors.
Now to make it across.
[14:10] Karane
Got it.
[14:12] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[14:22] Rentaro
One...
[14:23] Karane
Two...
[14:24] Karane
One, two...
[14:27] Karane
Eek?!
[14:28] Rentaro
Karane, you okay?
[14:30] Karane
Y-Yeah, it's nothing!
[14:32] Rentaro
Oh, really?
[14:34] Rentaro
That aside...
[14:35] Rentaro
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
[14:39] Karane
Th-Th-Th-That's just how the material is!
[14:42] Rentaro
Huh? Oh, so that is your clothes.
[14:44] Rentaro
I nearly got the wrong idea
because I can't see.
[14:47] Rentaro
Okay, let's get back to work.
[14:50] Rentaro
Here we go, Karane. Ready?
[14:53] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[14:57] Karane
Ah, don't press so hard!
[14:57] Rentaro
One, two...
[15:01] Karane
Rentaro's cheek is right on my tummy!
[15:05] Karane
Slipping and sliding all over it!
[15:13] Karane
No, stop! Stop, stop, stop!
[15:17] Karane
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
[15:21] Karane
Stahp!
[15:26] Kusuri
They did it, aye!
[15:29] Kusuri
A brilliant breakthrough!
SIGN hooray hooray
[15:31] Shizuka
"A commendable effort."
[15:32] Karane
What the heck was up with that?!
[15:35] Karane
This house must be filled
with that horndog's bad vibes!
SIGN Horndog
[15:40] Rentaro
Okay, we're going on ahead.
[15:42] Rentaro
The rest of you hide outside
and be ready to run.
[15:49] Shizuka
"Roger."
[15:51] Rentaro
Don't worry. We're all in this together.
[15:53] Rentaro
We'll grab Hakari
[15:55] Rentaro
and come back to you for sure.
[16:05] Karane
Here.
[16:06] Karane
This is Hakari's room.
[16:08] Rentaro
We made it.
[16:09] Karane
Okay, I'm opening the door.
[16:16] Karane
Hakari, you...
[16:20] Female Pa
Lady Hakari is escaping.
[16:20] Karane
What's going on?
[16:22] Karane
Huh? Wha?!
[16:24] Rentaro
The door's rigged with an alarm
so Hakari can't escape.
[16:27] Rentaro
Who does that to their own daughter?!
[16:31] Hakari
Why are you two here?!
[16:32] Rentaro
We came to get you!
Let's get outta here, Hakari!
[16:36] Karane
Not happening, Rentaro.
[16:39] Karane
We're already surrounded.
[16:44] Hahari
You two.
[16:47] Hahari
What are you doing here?
[16:49] Rentaro
That voice...
[16:51] Hakari
Mother!
[16:57] Shizuka
"The sanctuary fell silent once more."
[16:59] Kusuri
What happened?
[17:01] Nano
Aijo Rentaro. Inda Karane.
[17:04] Security
Who's there?!
[17:09] Nano
Mew.
[17:10] Kusuri
Meown...
[17:11] Shizuka
"'Meow,' it cried."
[17:13] Security
Oh, just the cat again.
[17:17] Hakari
Rentaro-kun won't give up.
[17:20] Hakari
He'll never give up on bringing me happiness.
[17:25] Hakari
And Mother will never stop, either.
[17:29] Hakari
Rentaro-kun will be forever
bound to me and Mother.
[17:33] Hakari
He'll waste his life away!
[17:37] Hakari
If all I can do is make
my beloved Rentaro-kun unhappy...
[17:42] Hakari
If I will remain a shackle on his heart
for as long as I live...
[17:49] Hahari
I believe this is our first time meeting
face-to-face, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
[17:53] Hahari
And Inda Karane-san.
[17:55] Hahari
I am Hakari's mother, Hanazono Hahari.
[17:59] Hahari
I'm letting you be because
you are Hakari's friends,
[18:02] Hahari
but know that you'll be restrained
the moment you try anything untoward.
[18:07] Hahari
Hmph.
[18:09] Hahari
I would've disposed of them already
if it wouldn't upset Hakari.
[18:14] Hahari
By the way, why do your eyes look like that?
Is it some sort of special ability?
[18:18] Rentaro
No, I don't have mystic eyes
of perception or anything.
[18:21] Rentaro
We failed in getting Hakari out.
[18:24] Rentaro
At this point,
[18:25] Rentaro
there's only one thing I can do.
[18:28] Rentaro
Would you please give
Hakari-san and me your blessing?
[18:32] Rentaro
I promise to make her happy!
[18:35] Rentaro
Be direct and express my heartfelt feelings!
[18:38] Hahari
Do you really believe you can change
my mind with such empty promises?
[18:41] Rentaro
It's not an empty promise!
[18:43] Hahari
I was 13 and in my second year of
middle school when I gave birth to Hakari.
[18:48] Hahari
Why do you think I did that?
[18:51] Rentaro
Because you love babies more than anything...
[18:53] Hahari
Wrong.
[18:55] Hahari
Because the person I loved fell ill
[18:57] Hahari
and was doomed to die.
[19:01] Hahari
I needed a keepsake.
Something to prove he existed.
[19:06] Hahari
So I got the finest medical care,
[19:09] Hahari
and risked artificial insemination
and childbirth at the age of 13.
[19:15] Hahari
Thinking back,
I'm appalled at my own recklessness.
[19:20] Hahari
But it's in our blood.
[19:23] Hahari
Both mine and Hakari's.
[19:25] Hahari
Once we fall in love,
we become hopelessly blind.
[19:29] Hahari
Unable to see anything else,
[19:31] Hahari
we convince ourselves that love
is the only path to a happy life.
[19:35] Hahari
But he passed,
[19:39] Hahari
I was left alone,
[19:41] Hahari
until I became a mother.
[19:44] Hahari
I've dedicated my whole life to raising Hakari.
[19:48] Hahari
Of course, I have loved Hakari dearly,
[19:52] Hahari
and she has been my shining ray of hope.
[19:56] Hahari
However...
[19:58] Hahari
She is no substitute for him.
[20:01] Hahari
She could never fill the void he left.
[20:06] Hahari
Ever since he died, not a single day
has passed where I didn't ask myself
[20:11] Hahari
if this was truly the life of joy
I wanted for myself.
[20:14] Hahari
I don't ever want Hakari
to experience this heart-wrenching regret.
[20:19] Hahari
But Hakari can't realize this on her own.
I know I couldn't.
[20:24] Hahari
That's why I must open her eyes
before it's too late.
[20:27] Hahari
Let her know that a five-timing man can
never give her the life of joy she dreams of!
[20:36] Hahari
Do you see now?
I'm not doing this in a fit of rage.
[20:39] Hahari
I made the decision to separate you two
based on my own experiences.
[20:46] Hahari
You cannot change my mind
with mere words alone.
[20:51] Karane
Rentaro...
[20:53] Karane
Rentaro?!
[20:54] Karane
Don't let her sob story get to you!
[20:56] Karane
You're supposed to be convincing her!
[21:00] Rentaro
But I mean...
[21:02] Rentaro
Hahari-san and Hakari have...
[21:04] Rentaro
They've been through so much!
[21:09] Rentaro
But I feel the same way.
[21:12] Rentaro
I don't want Hakari to regret anything, either.
[21:16] Rentaro
And I won't let her, even if it kills me!
[21:21] Rentaro
Huh? I'm starting to see again.
[21:24] Rentaro
Oh, right. The tears must've
washed the eye drops out.
SIGN Krrrack!!
[21:38] Narrator
For Hahari, who lost her lover
at the age of 13,
[21:43] Narrator
it had been 16 years
since she felt the sparks of love fly.
[21:48] Narrator
Back then, it had overwhelmed and blinded her.
[21:51] Narrator
It had stained the rest of her days
with regrets so deep,
[21:56] Narrator
she had grown to despise the feeling.
[21:58] Narrator
Faced with the emotion she hated
so much once more, Hahari...
[22:03] Hahari
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
[22:07] Narrator
...went blind again. Yep.
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