E7 - Saying Hello to the Chemistry Girl

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[00:01] Karane
    Get a move on, Rentaro!
[00:03] Hakari
    Today's the day we score those five
    limited "Passionate Pair's Pancakes"!
[00:08] Shizuka
    "We, the Four Great Lords,
    needed to occupy these four lands."
[00:12] Rentaro
    Wait, will I have to eat four portions?!
[00:15] Karane
    Well, duh!
SIGN    Krrrack!!
SIGN    Chemistry
    Lab
[00:27] Nano
    Blending Rentaro's portions into a drink
    will achieve maximum efficiency.
[00:31] Karane
    Talk about the least grammable image ever!
[00:33] Hakari
    Let's go!
SIGN    The 100 Girlfriends
    Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN    Crossing
SIGN    Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN    B-Come Tast-E
SIGN    I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    You might think this is all a bit overblown,
    but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
    Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
    I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
    Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
    I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
    -Hakari
    P.S. I believe my figure has become
    more shapely these days.
    I'm including a photograph
    I took recently along with this letter.
    Enjoy <3
SIGN    To Rentaro!
    You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
    Promise me you will!!
    Don't ask why! Just do it!
    I made too many side dishes, is all!
    (Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
    So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
    We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
    - Inda Karane
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    It feels a little strange writing to you
    when we see each other all the time.
    But I'm much better at expressing
    my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
    tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
    Thank you truly for always looking out for me
    and respecting my feelings.
    I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
    Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
    during lunch break today? If you do,
    then I would love to have lunch with you.
    -Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN    When a > 0 and b > 0,
    the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
    a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
    With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
    we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
    = 2x Happiness
    = Nano
    Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
    (a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
    As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN    Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
    It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
    so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
    It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
    Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN    Hngh
SIGN    Chemistry Lab
[02:11] Rentaro
    Wonder if she's in.
[02:14] Rentaro
    That zing I felt yesterday...
    She's a soulmate.
[02:20] Rentaro
    Um, excuse me.
[02:27] Kusuri
    Welcome to Chem Club!
[02:30] Rentaro
    Huh?
[02:31] Rentaro
    She's not here?
[02:34] Kusuri
    What is your name?
[02:36] Rentaro
    Oh, I'm Aijo Rentaro.
[02:38] Kusuri
    Rentaro? Good you're here.
[02:41] Kusuri
    I'm in the Chem Club.
    Name's Yakuzen Kusuri, aye?
[02:44] Rentaro
    "Aye"?
[02:45] Rentaro
    Never heard anyone say that in real life.
[02:48] Kusuri
    How about some tea for you, aye?
[02:51] Rentaro
    By beaker? Teaker!
[02:53] Rentaro
    Oh, don't mind me. I was only...
[02:56] Kusuri
    You're lucky!
[02:57] Kusuri
    Kusuri just finish developing fantastic drug!
[03:03] Rentaro
    Uh, I'm not here to join the club.
    I'm just looking for somebody.
[03:07] Kusuri
    Sip on that tea and wait, aye?
[03:09] Rentaro
    Again...
[03:11] Kusuri
    No peeking! Sit over there and wait!
[03:14] Rentaro
    O-Okay, she's not having it.
[03:20] Rentaro
    I guess I'll see what she has in store.
[03:24] Rentaro
    But I dunno...
[03:25] Rentaro
    If it's too advanced, I won't even
    know what's special about it.
[03:30] Kusuri
    Ta-da!
[03:32] Kusuri
    Human Magnet Medicine!
[03:34] Rentaro
    Nobel Prize winners
    ain't got nothing on this!
[03:37] Kusuri
    You know how when you stick nail to magnet,
[03:40] Kusuri
    the nail become magnet for a while?
[03:44] Rentaro
    Oh, yeah...
[03:45] Kusuri
    Put simply, this a magnet in drink form.
SIGN    Iron
[03:48] Kusuri
    Drinking this take the iron
    in your blood, like that nail,
[03:51] Sign
    Magnet
[03:54] Kusuri
    and make it into magnet.
[03:56] Rentaro
    I... see?
[03:57] Kusuri
    Drink and find out!
SIGN    Fwip
[03:59] Rentaro
    I'm drinking this?!
[04:01] Kusuri
    Never feel the practical effects
    of drug until you try it.
[04:06] Kusuri
    Like...
[04:07] Kusuri
    Mth is a good example, aye?
[04:09] Rentaro
    You know what mth is like?!
[04:12] Kusuri
    Honestly interesting chemical. Want to try.
[04:16] Rentaro
    Not even once!
[04:18] Kusuri
    Anyway, drink up!
[04:25] Rentaro
    W-Wow.
[04:27] Rentaro
    My body really is acting like a magnet.
[04:30] Kusuri
    Heh-heh. This be the power
    of drug Kusuri invents!
[04:35] Kusuri
    Oh, warning, that drug cause
[04:38] Kusuri
    three day and night of unimaginable
    constipation, so be ready.
[04:42] Rentaro
    The heck did you make me drink?!
[04:44] Kusuri
    But wait, there's more.
[04:46] Kusuri
    When Kusuri drinks drug
    with opposite pole as yours...
[05:01] Kusuri
    Hee hee hee. Opposite attract.
[05:07] Rentaro
    Wh-What...
[05:09] Rentaro
    What is this adorable little angel?!
[05:13] Kusuri
    By the way...
[05:14] Kusuri
    Drink the same drug, and you stick
    upside-down and can't be shown on TV.
[05:20] Rentaro
    There was no need to share that information!
[05:22] Kusuri
    Hm? Huh?
[05:24] Kusuri
    Magnetism stronger
    than expected. Can't get away.
[05:28] Rentaro
    What?
[05:29] Kusuri
    Is fine. Effect wears off in ten minutes.
[05:33] Rentaro
    Oh, that's good.
[05:37] Kusuri
    Wait, was holding in pee forever.
[05:40] Rentaro
    Are you stupid?!
[05:41] Rentaro
    A-Are you gonna pee
    while you're stuck to me?!
[05:45] Kusuri
    Can't be bothered
    going to toilet during experiment.
[05:47] Kusuri
    But is fine.
[05:49] Kusuri
    Always wear diapers,
    so no problem going here and now.
[05:54] Rentaro
    I see nothing but problems!
[05:55] Kusuri
    Can't hold it in anymore.
[05:57] Kusuri
    Oh.
[05:59] Rentaro
    Stop it!
[06:01] Rentaro
    Something is awakening inside me!
[06:06] Kusuri
    Effect finally wore off.
[06:09] Kusuri
    See now, Rentaro? Chemistry is amazing.
[06:14] Kusuri
    Kusuri loves to make
    wonderful drug like this!
[06:18] Kusuri
    And there's more!
[06:20] Kusuri
    The Night-Vision Medicine.
[06:23] Kusuri
    The Ventriloquism Medicine.
[06:25] Kusuri
    What else...
[06:27] Kusuri
    Size-Up and Size-Down Medicine.
[06:29] Rentaro
    She really does love it.
[06:30] Kusuri
    Oh, and Gender Swap Medicine, too!
[06:33] Rentaro
    She's sparkling with joy in my eyes.
[06:37] Rentaro
    Wait, no!
[06:38] Rentaro
    I'm here to find the soulmate
    I saw yesterday.
[06:42] Rentaro
    And... yet...
[06:45] Rentaro
    Why am I getting so worked up over her?
[06:50] Kusuri
    Rentaro, my boy...
[06:52] Kusuri
    You're bamboozled by Kusuri's cuteness, aye?
[06:56] Rentaro
    How'd you know?
[06:57] Kusuri
    Truth is, that tea you drank before...
[07:01] Kusuri
    was dosed with love potion!
[07:03] Rentaro
    What?!
[07:06] Kusuri
    You see, Kusuri...
[07:11] Kusuri
    fell for Rentaro at first sight!
[07:14] Kusuri
    Love you, Rentaro!
[07:15] Kusuri
    We should go out, aye?
[07:18] Rentaro
    Huh?
[07:19] Kusuri
    Heh. Rentaro can't refuse
    after drinking love potion.
[07:24] Rentaro
    Bleurgh!
[07:25] Kusuri
    Bleurgh, you say?!
[07:28] Kusuri
    A girl professes her love,
    and you go "bleurgh"?!
[07:30] Kusuri
    Rude! Have you no tact?!
[07:34] Rentaro
    Says the girl who just took
    a leak while hugging me!
[07:39] Rentaro
    That's not it. I'm trying
    to throw up the love potion.
[07:44] Kusuri
    But why? He should be in love...
[07:47] Kusuri
    Got the mix wrong?
[07:49] Kusuri
    No, worse.
[07:52] Kusuri
    H-He hates the idea of going out
    with Kusuri that much?
[08:01] Kusuri
    Love you so much, though!
[08:04] Kusuri
    Is Kusuri not your type? Damn it all!
[08:08] Kusuri
    Have drug that can fix that!
[08:09] Rentaro
    No!
[08:11] Rentaro
    I want to be myself, not drugged up,
[08:15] Rentaro
    when I accept your feelings!
[08:20] Rentaro
    Aba ba ba ba ba!
[08:21] Kusuri
    Aba ba ba ba ba?!
[08:23] Rentaro
    Aba ba ba ba ba!
[08:26] Kusuri
    His body rejects the drug!
[08:29] Kusuri
    Did Kusuri cause overdose
    with intensity of feelings?
[08:31] Kusuri
    Make drug too strong?
[08:34] Kusuri
    Rentaro!
[08:36] Kusuri
    Neutralizer! Medicine-Reversing Medicine!
[08:38] Kusuri
    Drink this!
[08:42] Kusuri
    N-No...
[08:43] Kusuri
    Convulsion too strong. He can't take it.
[08:48] Kusuri
    No choice left.
[08:49] Kusuri
    Gotta force it in!
[09:07] Kusuri
    Phew, convulsion stopped.
[09:11] Kusuri
    But now, the love potion effect is gone...
[09:18] Rentaro
    Huh?
[09:21] Rentaro
    Then why are you still
     so mind-boggingly cute?
[09:26] Kusuri
    Huh?
[09:28] Rentaro
    Huh?
[09:34] Kusuri
    The drug's effect is gone, no doubt.
[09:37] Kusuri
    What if... Rentaro's body rejected drug
[09:40] Kusuri
    because he already liked Kusuri?
[09:42] Kusuri
    His heart was already full! Maximum love?
[09:47] Kusuri
    R-Rentaro!
[09:49] Rentaro
    Y-Yes?
[09:50] Kusuri
    Beg you! Go out with me!
[09:53] Rentaro
    Down on both knees?!
[09:55] Kusuri
    Love you too much! Super-duper love!
[09:57] Kusuri
    Somehow as much as drugs!
[09:59] Kusuri
    Will do whatever you want, so please!
[10:02] Rentaro
    Wait, wait, wait!
    Come on, raise your head, please...
[10:09] Rentaro
    Huh?
[10:10] Rentaro
    What?
[10:14] Rentaro
    What?!
[10:17] Rentaro
    Th-The girl from yesterday!
[10:21] Kusuri
    Ah, right.
[10:23] Kusuri
    Must've drank neutralizer
    when giving it to you by mouth.
[10:29] Rentaro
    And it neutralized what?
[10:32] Kusuri
    This is how Kusuri actually looks, aye aye.
[10:35] Kusuri
    A failed immortality drug made me small.
[10:40] Rentaro
    She was doing big-bad research!
[10:42] Kusuri
    Can only turn back for less than an hour.
[10:46] Kusuri
    Oh, by the way, I'm actually
    a third-year and president of Chem Club.
[10:52] Rentaro
    Huh? You're a senpai?!
[10:54] Kusuri
    Well, this form comes with
    poor vision and long hair.
[10:58] Kusuri
    Prefer to be small for experiments, aye aye.
[11:03] Rentaro
    So she's a senpai and really
    the girl from yesterday...
[11:08] Rentaro
    And my soulmate?
[11:08] Kusuri
    Aye!
[11:09] Rentaro
    Which means...
[11:09] Kusuri
    Aye aye.
[11:11] Rentaro
    I would be deeply honored to go out with you!
[11:13] Kusuri
    UNNO Reverse?!
[11:15] Kusuri
    Yay! I'm so happy to hear it, aye aye.
[11:21] Rentaro
    She sticks close at this size, too?
[11:23] Rentaro
    Help!
[11:24] Kusuri
    Oh, need to change diapers.
[11:27] Rentaro
    Please don't mention diapers
    when you look like that!
[11:30] Rentaro
    And that's the whole story.
[11:33] Rentaro
    Could I have your permission to make
    Yakuzen Kusuri-san my newest girlfriend—
[11:38] Kusuri
    Heya!
[11:39] Kusuri
    Yakuzen Kusuri's the name!
    Good to know ya, aye!
[11:42] Nano
    Dating multiple partners at once
    to achieve optimal efficiency.
[11:45] Nano
    Genius.
[11:46] Rentaro
    It's not for efficiency or anything, okay?!
[11:49] Karane
    Okay, so tell us a bit more about yourself.
[11:53] Kusuri
    Sure! You see, Kusuri...
SIGN    Melt <3
[11:55] Sign
    Drool
[11:55] Kusuri
    really, really, really loves drugs, aye.
[11:58] Karane
    Are we sure she's okay?!
[12:01] Rentaro
    It's fine.
    She says she hasn't tried mth yet.
[12:03] Karane
    That's the least convincing "fine" ever!
[12:07] Rentaro
    By the way, she only looks
    like this because of a drug.
[12:09] Rentaro
    She's actually a third-year.
[12:12] Karane
    Girl needs rehab!
[12:14] Kusuri
    Brought drugs for everyone today.
[12:18] Kusuri
    For Karane, Bust-Biggening Medicine.
[12:21] Karane
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[12:22] Kusuri
    Huh? Don't want it?
[12:24] Kusuri
    I-In that case...
[12:26] Kusuri
    Un-Twistify Medicine!
[12:28] Karane
    Again, what does that mean?!
[12:29] Kusuri
    Femininification Medicine!
[12:32] Karane
    What the hell?!
[12:33] Karane
    Where'd you do your research on me?
    What's your source?
[12:36] Kusuri
    Rentaro told me.
[12:38] Karane
    You're the worst!
    Is that what you think of me?!
[12:42] Karane
    Rentaro, you dickhead! I hate you!
[12:44] Kusuri
    Wait, no! Rentaro was like,
    "Karane is slender and beautiful."
[12:49] Kusuri
    "Shy and cute," is what I heard.
[12:52] Karane
    Sorry... I didn't mean it...
[12:55] Karane
    I don't hate you or anything, okay?
[12:58] Karane
    Did it hurt?
[13:00] Rentaro
    Don't worry.
[13:01] Rentaro
    It actually felt good
    being in the Boston Karane.
[13:04] Kusuri
    A masochist, aye?
[13:05] Kusuri
    For Hakari, Hot Stuff Medicine.
[13:09] Hakari
    To make me more sexy?
[13:11] Hakari
    I-If I can seduce Rentaro-kun with this...
[13:25] Rentaro
    I can't hold back!
[13:27] Hakari
    Oh, dear!
[13:29] Hakari
    ...maybe we can get down and dirty.
[13:33] Hakari
    Down the hatch!
[13:34] Rentaro
    Hakari? You should be a bit more cautious...
[13:40] Kusuri
    Close call.
[13:42] Hakari
    Thank you...
[13:44] Hakari
    Huh? I feel all sweaty.
[13:48] Hakari
    What's happening? My clothes!
[13:52] Kusuri
    Drug that makes your sweat melt your clothes.
[13:55] Kusuri
    Nothing sexier than a birthday suit.
[13:57] Hakari
    What?!
[13:58] Hakari
    This is far too indecent!
[14:01] Rentaro
    Hakari!
[14:02] Rentaro
    Take my sweats!
[14:03] Rentaro
    I wore them for P.E.,
    but it's better than nothing!
[14:07] Hakari
    Th-Thank you very much!
SIGN    Sniff
    Sniff
SIGN    Sniff
    Sniff
[14:15] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun... Rentaro-kun's...
[14:17] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun-worn sweats!
[14:21] Hakari
    Won't my sweat melt this, too?
[14:24] Kusuri
    Drug only works once.
SIGN    Huff... Puff...
[14:29] Hakari
    Good job, Professor Kusuri!
SIGN    Sniff Sniff
[14:33] Hakari
    Sniff, sniff!
[14:35] Kusuri
    For the storybook lover Shizuka,
[14:37] Kusuri
    the BunBun Fantasy Medicine.
[14:41] Shizuka
    "I am most grateful."
[14:50] Rentaro
    Peak cuteness!
[14:53] Rentaro
    I am most grateful!
[14:55] Shizuka
    "I am unworthy of such praise."
[14:57] Rentaro
    This is amazing.
[14:59] Rentaro
    It's like a movie costume.
[15:02] Rentaro
    Huh? Sorry! You felt that?
[15:07] Shizuka
    "A gate to an unexplored realm."
[15:09] Shizuka
    "A novel sensation."
[15:11] Rentaro
    Oh, kinda like this?
SIGN    Rentaro did not
    quite get it
[15:16] Rentaro
    Then...
[15:18] Rentaro
    Tickle, tickle!
[15:19] Shizuka
    "B-Bossman!"
[15:22] Shizuka
    "This be the Shangri-La of our dreams?!"*
[15:28] Kusuri
    For the efficient Nano, Hair-Control Medicine.
[15:31] Kusuri
    Hair like extra arms she can freely use!
[15:35] Nano
    Increased efficiency. Not bad.
[15:39] Rentaro
    She drank it already. Not a second wasted.
[15:42] Nano
    Aijo Rentaro, there is dirt on your face.
[15:47] Rentaro
    That smelled nice!
[15:58] Nano
    I like it.
[16:00] Rentaro
    Me, too.
[16:01] Kusuri
    More where that came from, aye.
[16:03] Kusuri
    Each vial works ten minutes,
[16:07] Kusuri
    but the second one onward increases
    the risk of going bald, so careful.
[16:11] Rentaro
    A heavy price to pay!
[16:14] Nano
    Going bald would reduce time
    spent on maintenance.
[16:17] Rentaro
    Nano? A-Are you sure?
[16:19] Nano
    I mean, you would love me
    even when I'm bald, would you not?
[16:24] Rentaro
    Of course!
[16:25] Rentaro
    Whether you're bald, or fat,
[16:27] Rentaro
    or possessed by an alien,
    I'd still love you!
[16:31] Nano
    The last one would no longer be me.
[16:33] Rentaro
    But...
[16:35] Rentaro
    I love this beautiful hair of yours, too.
[16:44] Nano
    I have no need for this drug.
[16:46] Kusuri
    Aww, it's fun, though!
[16:50] Karane
    Well, I guess these drugs
    have got their uses.
[16:54] Kusuri
    Right? Drugs are the best, aye!
[16:57] Karane
    N-Not that I care,
[16:59] Karane
    but how would I have looked if I'd
    taken that "Bust-Biggening Medicine"?
[17:04] Kusuri
    Here's an illustration of effect.
[17:07] Karane
    Swole!
[17:08] Karane
    Those are pecs!
[17:10] Kusuri
    Making plenty more like these.
[17:12] Kusuri
    But maximum effort goes into the one for
    applying to the dream research team!
[17:18] Nano
    Research team?
[17:20] Kusuri
    It's Kusuri's dream, aye!
[17:22] Kusuri
    Want to join that research team
    and make all sort of amazing drugs!
[17:26] Shizuka
    "What a beautiful vision."
[17:31] Rentaro
    What's wrong, Kusuri-senpai?
[17:33] Kusuri
    Suddenly felt the urge to pee.
[17:36] Kusuri
    Oh, well. Wearing diaper, after all.
[17:39] Rentaro
    Use the restroom!
[17:42] Kusuri
    Boo.
[17:43] Rentaro
    Right back at you!
[17:45] Hakari
    Oh, I'll pour the tea, then.
[17:49] Kusuri
    Tea's different for Rentaro
    and the rest, so be careful, aye?
[17:54] Rentaro
    What do you mean, for me?
[17:58] Kusuri
    W-Well, different blend for boys and girls.
[18:04] Rentaro
    Whatever! Go to the restroom!
[18:07] Kusuri
    A-Anyway...
[18:08] Kusuri
    Look at bottles, and it's obvious!
[18:12] Hakari
    Er...
[18:14] Hakari
    There's a big one and a small one, so...
SIGN    For five
[18:16] Sign
    For one
[18:17] Hakari
    I think?
[18:22] Kusuri
    Back.
[18:24] Rentaro
    Okay, now that everyone's here,
[18:26] Rentaro
    let's eat!
[18:26] Others
    Let's eat!
[18:26] Kusuri
    Let's eat, aye.
[18:30] Karane
    These cookies aren't bad.
[18:32] Shizuka
    "A sweet seduction."
[18:33] Nano
    Store-bought. Efficient.
[18:36] Hakari
    Is that praise?
[18:38] Nano
    It is.
[18:41] Kusuri
    Yak, yak, I did it!
[18:43] Kusuri
    Huh?
[18:43] Kusuri
    O-Oh no!
[18:46] Kusuri
    This tea is for Rentaro!
[18:48] Kusuri
    Why?
[18:49] Kusuri
    Made sure to split the bottles
    for boys and girls!
SIGN    Brutalist
SIGN    For Boys
SIGN    Chic
SIGN    For Girls
[18:54] Kusuri
    Everyone! Wrong tea!
[18:57] Kusuri
    Spit it out!
[18:59] Kusuri
    Hurry! Hurry up and bleurgh!
[19:02] Rentaro
    Come on, they're just different flavors.
[19:06] Kusuri
    Th-That's not it!
[19:07] Kusuri
    That tea...
[19:08] Kusuri
    had the
    Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine
[19:13] Kusuri
    planned to give to Rentaro
    to get me smoochies!
[19:17] Rentaro
    What?!
[19:18] Kusuri
    Not like back then...
[19:21] Kusuri
    Wanted to kiss you for real!
[19:25] Rentaro
    Wh-What...
[19:28] Rentaro
    I don't need some drug
    to make me want to kiss you!
[19:34] Kusuri
    Rentaro!
[19:37] Kusuri
    Mwah...
[19:41] Rentaro
    Uh, Karane?
[19:44] Rentaro
    Her heartburn can cause death by fire!
[19:47] Rentaro
    Kusuri-senpa—
[19:48] Hakari
    Kiss...
[19:51] Nano
    Kiss.
[19:52] Rentaro
    G-Girls?
[20:00] Rentaro
    Kusuri-senpai!
[20:01] Karane
    Kiss.
[20:04] Rentaro
    What's gotten into you all?
[20:06] Kusuri
    Owie...
[20:10] Kusuri
    Gone and done it again...
[20:20] Kusuri
    Keep messing up!
[20:26] Kusuri
    Run, Rentaro!
[20:31] Kusuri
    That's the drug's side effect.
[20:34] Rentaro
    Wait,
[20:35] Rentaro
    you wanted me to turn into that?
[20:37] Kusuri
    No, drug's not safe for girls!
[20:42] Kusuri
    Male libido makes boys
    want to get physical, bump uglies.
[20:48] Kusuri
    But female libido seeks intimacy,
    emotional pleasure—
[20:51] Kusuri
    that is kissing!
[20:53] Rentaro
    R-Really?
[20:55] Kusuri
    So...
[20:56] Kusuri
    Not meant to increase the urge
    for kisses even more.
[21:01] Kusuri
    Nothing but the desire to kiss
    remains in these four.
[21:05] Kusuri
    Their brain don't limit them,
    giving superhuman strength!
[21:11] Kusuri
    Unable to think about anything but
    kissing the person they love most,
[21:15] Kusuri
    they wander in search for his lips...
[21:17] Kusuri
    They are kiss zombies!
[21:20] Shizuka
    "Kissy."
[21:21] Hakari
    Kissy.
[21:21] Karane
    Kissy.
[21:22] Nano
    Kissy.
[21:23] Kusuri
    No escape from their powerful
    arms if they catch you.
[21:28] Kusuri
    You'll be stuck
    being kissed with them forever!
[21:31] Rentaro
    What?
[21:34] Rentaro
    That...
[21:35] Rentaro
    just sounds like paradise!
[21:38] All
    Kiss.
[21:39] Kusuri
    By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
    Medicine before the drug circulates,
[21:44] Kusuri
    they stay like this the rest of their lives.
[21:46] Rentaro
    Their personality gets erased?!
[21:49] Rentaro
    How long until the drug circulates
    throughout their bodies?
[21:52] Kusuri
    Depends on person, but around an hour!
[21:57] Rentaro
    We need to give them
    the Reversing Medicine before then...
[22:00] Hakari/Karane
    Kissy kiss!
[22:01] Nano/Shizuka
    Kiss!
[22:02] Narrator
    And so began Rentaro and the girls'
    game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!