# E7 - Saying Hello to the Chemistry Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U490P4/saying-hello-to-the-chemistry-girl)
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**[00:01] Karane**
Get a move on, Rentaro!
**[00:03] Hakari**
Today's the day we score those five
limited "Passionate Pair's Pancakes"!
**[00:08] Shizuka**
*"We, the Four Great Lords,
needed to occupy these four lands."*
**[00:12] Rentaro**
Wait, will I have to eat four portions?!
**[00:15] Karane**
Well, duh!
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
***SIGN*** Chemistry
Lab
**[00:27] Nano**
Blending Rentaro's portions into a drink
will achieve maximum efficiency.
**[00:31] Karane**
Talk about the least grammable image ever!
**[00:33] Hakari**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
***SIGN*** Chemistry Lab
**[02:11] Rentaro**
*Wonder if she's in.*
**[02:14] Rentaro**
*That zing I felt yesterday...
She's a soulmate.*
**[02:20] Rentaro**
Um, excuse me.
**[02:27] Kusuri**
Welcome to Chem Club!
**[02:30] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[02:31] Rentaro**
*She's not here?*
**[02:34] Kusuri**
What is your name?
**[02:36] Rentaro**
Oh, I'm Aijo Rentaro.
**[02:38] Kusuri**
Rentaro? Good you're here.
**[02:41] Kusuri**
I'm in the Chem Club.
Name's Yakuzen Kusuri, aye?
**[02:44] Rentaro**
"Aye"?
**[02:45] Rentaro**
*Never heard anyone say that in real life.*
**[02:48] Kusuri**
How about some tea for you, aye?
**[02:51] Rentaro**
By beaker? Teaker!
**[02:53] Rentaro**
Oh, don't mind me. I was only...
**[02:56] Kusuri**
You're lucky!
**[02:57] Kusuri**
Kusuri just finish developing fantastic drug!
**[03:03] Rentaro**
Uh, I'm not here to join the club.
I'm just looking for somebody.
**[03:07] Kusuri**
Sip on that tea and wait, aye?
**[03:09] Rentaro**
Again...
**[03:11] Kusuri**
No peeking! Sit over there and wait!
**[03:14] Rentaro**
*O-Okay, she's not having it.*
**[03:20] Rentaro**
*I guess I'll see what she has in store.*
**[03:24] Rentaro**
*But I dunno...*
**[03:25] Rentaro**
*If it's too advanced, I won't even
know what's special about it.*
**[03:30] Kusuri**
Ta-da!
**[03:32] Kusuri**
Human Magnet Medicine!
**[03:34] Rentaro**
Nobel Prize winners
ain't got nothing on this!
**[03:37] Kusuri**
You know how when you stick nail to magnet,
**[03:40] Kusuri**
the nail become magnet for a while?
**[03:44] Rentaro**
Oh, yeah...
**[03:45] Kusuri**
Put simply, this a magnet in drink form.
***SIGN*** Iron
**[03:48] Kusuri**
Drinking this take the iron
in your blood, like that nail,
**[03:51] Sign**
Magnet
**[03:54] Kusuri**
and make it into magnet.
**[03:56] Rentaro**
I... see?
**[03:57] Kusuri**
Drink and find out!
***SIGN*** Fwip
**[03:59] Rentaro**
*I'm* drinking this?!
**[04:01] Kusuri**
Never feel the practical effects
of drug until you try it.
**[04:06] Kusuri**
Like...
**[04:07] Kusuri**
M*th is a good example, aye?
**[04:09] Rentaro**
You know what m*th is like?!
**[04:12] Kusuri**
Honestly interesting chemical. Want to try.
**[04:16] Rentaro**
Not even once!
**[04:18] Kusuri**
Anyway, drink up!
**[04:25] Rentaro**
W-Wow.
**[04:27] Rentaro**
My body really is acting like a magnet.
**[04:30] Kusuri**
Heh-heh. This be the power
of drug Kusuri invents!
**[04:35] Kusuri**
Oh, warning, that drug cause
**[04:38] Kusuri**
three day and night of unimaginable
constipation, so be ready.
**[04:42] Rentaro**
The heck did you make me drink?!
**[04:44] Kusuri**
But wait, there's more.
**[04:46] Kusuri**
When Kusuri drinks drug
with opposite pole as yours...
**[05:01] Kusuri**
Hee hee hee. Opposite attract.
**[05:07] Rentaro**
*Wh-What...*
**[05:09] Rentaro**
*What is this adorable little angel?!*
**[05:13] Kusuri**
By the way...
**[05:14] Kusuri**
Drink the same drug, and you stick
upside-down and can't be shown on TV.
**[05:20] Rentaro**
There was no need to share that information!
**[05:22] Kusuri**
Hm? Huh?
**[05:24] Kusuri**
Magnetism stronger
than expected. Can't get away.
**[05:28] Rentaro**
What?
**[05:29] Kusuri**
Is fine. Effect wears off in ten minutes.
**[05:33] Rentaro**
Oh, that's good.
**[05:37] Kusuri**
Wait, was holding in pee forever.
**[05:40] Rentaro**
Are you stupid?!
**[05:41] Rentaro**
A-Are you gonna pee
while you're stuck to me?!
**[05:45] Kusuri**
Can't be bothered
going to toilet during experiment.
**[05:47] Kusuri**
But is fine.
**[05:49] Kusuri**
Always wear diapers,
so no problem going here and now.
**[05:54] Rentaro**
I see nothing but problems!
**[05:55] Kusuri**
Can't hold it in anymore.
**[05:57] Kusuri**
Oh.
**[05:59] Rentaro**
Stop it!
**[06:01] Rentaro**
Something is awakening inside me!
**[06:06] Kusuri**
Effect finally wore off.
**[06:09] Kusuri**
See now, Rentaro? Chemistry is amazing.
**[06:14] Kusuri**
Kusuri loves to make
wonderful drug like this!
**[06:18] Kusuri**
And there's more!
**[06:20] Kusuri**
The Night-Vision Medicine.
**[06:23] Kusuri**
The Ventriloquism Medicine.
**[06:25] Kusuri**
What else...
**[06:27] Kusuri**
Size-Up and Size-Down Medicine.
**[06:29] Rentaro**
*She really does love it.*
**[06:30] Kusuri**
Oh, and Gender Swap Medicine, too!
**[06:33] Rentaro**
*She's sparkling with joy in my eyes.*
**[06:37] Rentaro**
*Wait, no!*
**[06:38] Rentaro**
*I'm here to find the soulmate
I saw yesterday.*
**[06:42] Rentaro**
*And... yet...*
**[06:45] Rentaro**
*Why am I getting so worked up over her?*
**[06:50] Kusuri**
Rentaro, my boy...
**[06:52] Kusuri**
You're bamboozled by Kusuri's cuteness, aye?
**[06:56] Rentaro**
How'd you know?
**[06:57] Kusuri**
Truth is, that tea you drank before...
**[07:01] Kusuri**
was dosed with love potion!
**[07:03] Rentaro**
What?!
**[07:06] Kusuri**
You see, Kusuri...
**[07:11] Kusuri**
fell for Rentaro at first sight!
**[07:14] Kusuri**
Love you, Rentaro!
**[07:15] Kusuri**
We should go out, aye?
**[07:18] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[07:19] Kusuri**
*Heh. Rentaro can't refuse
after drinking love potion.*
**[07:24] Rentaro**
Bleurgh!
**[07:25] Kusuri**
Bleurgh, you say?!
**[07:28] Kusuri**
A girl professes her love,
and you go "bleurgh"?!
**[07:30] Kusuri**
Rude! Have you no tact?!
**[07:34] Rentaro**
Says the girl who just took
a leak while hugging me!
**[07:39] Rentaro**
That's not it. I'm trying
to throw up the love potion.
**[07:44] Kusuri**
*But why? He should be in love...*
**[07:47] Kusuri**
*Got the mix wrong?*
**[07:49] Kusuri**
*No, worse.*
**[07:52] Kusuri**
*H-He hates the idea of going out
with Kusuri that much?*
**[08:01] Kusuri**
Love you so much, though!
**[08:04] Kusuri**
Is Kusuri not your type? Damn it all!
**[08:08] Kusuri**
Have drug that can fix that!
**[08:09] Rentaro**
No!
**[08:11] Rentaro**
I want to be myself, not drugged up,
**[08:15] Rentaro**
when I accept your feelings!
**[08:20] Rentaro**
Aba ba ba ba ba!
**[08:21] Kusuri**
Aba ba ba ba ba?!
**[08:23] Rentaro**
Aba ba ba ba ba!
**[08:26] Kusuri**
*His body rejects the drug!*
**[08:29] Kusuri**
*Did Kusuri cause overdose
with intensity of feelings?*
**[08:31] Kusuri**
*Make drug too strong?*
**[08:34] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[08:36] Kusuri**
Neutralizer! Medicine-Reversing Medicine!
**[08:38] Kusuri**
Drink this!
**[08:42] Kusuri**
N-No...
**[08:43] Kusuri**
*Convulsion too strong. He can't take it.*
**[08:48] Kusuri**
*No choice left.*
**[08:49] Kusuri**
*Gotta force it in!*
**[09:07] Kusuri**
Phew, convulsion stopped.
**[09:11] Kusuri**
But now, the love potion effect is gone...
**[09:18] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[09:21] Rentaro**
Then why are you still
so mind-boggingly cute?
**[09:26] Kusuri**
Huh?
**[09:28] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[09:34] Kusuri**
*The drug's effect is gone, no doubt.*
**[09:37] Kusuri**
*What if... Rentaro's body rejected drug*
**[09:40] Kusuri**
*because he already liked Kusuri?*
**[09:42] Kusuri**
*His heart was already full! Maximum love?*
**[09:47] Kusuri**
R-Rentaro!
**[09:49] Rentaro**
Y-Yes?
**[09:50] Kusuri**
Beg you! Go out with me!
**[09:53] Rentaro**
Down on *both* knees?!
**[09:55] Kusuri**
Love you too much! Super-duper love!
**[09:57] Kusuri**
Somehow as much as drugs!
**[09:59] Kusuri**
Will do whatever you want, so please!
**[10:02] Rentaro**
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on, raise your head, please...
**[10:09] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[10:10] Rentaro**
What?
**[10:14] Rentaro**
What?!
**[10:17] Rentaro**
Th-The girl from yesterday!
**[10:21] Kusuri**
Ah, right.
**[10:23] Kusuri**
Must've drank neutralizer
when giving it to you by mouth.
**[10:29] Rentaro**
And it neutralized what?
**[10:32] Kusuri**
This is how Kusuri actually looks, aye aye.
**[10:35] Kusuri**
A failed immortality drug made me small.
**[10:40] Rentaro**
She was doing big-bad research!
**[10:42] Kusuri**
Can only turn back for less than an hour.
**[10:46] Kusuri**
Oh, by the way, I'm actually
a third-year and president of Chem Club.
**[10:52] Rentaro**
Huh? You're a senpai?!
**[10:54] Kusuri**
Well, this form comes with
poor vision and long hair.
**[10:58] Kusuri**
Prefer to be small for experiments, aye aye.
**[11:03] Rentaro**
*So she's a senpai and really
the girl from yesterday...*
**[11:08] Rentaro**
*And my soulmate?*
**[11:08] Kusuri**
Aye!
**[11:09] Rentaro**
*Which means...*
**[11:09] Kusuri**
Aye aye.
**[11:11] Rentaro**
I would be deeply honored to go out with you!
**[11:13] Kusuri**
UNNO Reverse?!
**[11:15] Kusuri**
Yay! I'm so happy to hear it, aye aye.
**[11:21] Rentaro**
*She sticks close at this size, too?*
**[11:23] Rentaro**
*Help!*
**[11:24] Kusuri**
Oh, need to change diapers.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Please don't mention diapers
when you look like that!
**[11:30] Rentaro**
And that's the whole story.
**[11:33] Rentaro**
Could I have your permission to make
Yakuzen Kusuri-san my newest girlfriend—
**[11:38] Kusuri**
Heya!
**[11:39] Kusuri**
Yakuzen Kusuri's the name!
Good to know ya, aye!
**[11:42] Nano**
Dating multiple partners at once
to achieve optimal efficiency.
**[11:45] Nano**
Genius.
**[11:46] Rentaro**
It's not for efficiency or anything, okay?!
**[11:49] Karane**
Okay, so tell us a bit more about yourself.
**[11:53] Kusuri**
Sure! You see, Kusuri...
***SIGN*** Melt <3
**[11:55] Sign**
Drool
**[11:55] Kusuri**
really, really, *really* loves drugs, aye.
**[11:58] Karane**
Are we sure she's okay?!
**[12:01] Rentaro**
It's fine.
She says she hasn't tried m*th yet.
**[12:03] Karane**
That's the least convincing "fine" ever!
**[12:07] Rentaro**
By the way, she only looks
like this because of a drug.
**[12:09] Rentaro**
She's actually a third-year.
**[12:12] Karane**
Girl needs rehab!
**[12:14] Kusuri**
Brought drugs for everyone today.
**[12:18] Kusuri**
For Karane, Bust-Biggening Medicine.
**[12:21] Karane**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[12:22] Kusuri**
Huh? Don't want it?
**[12:24] Kusuri**
I-In that case...
**[12:26] Kusuri**
Un-Twistify Medicine!
**[12:28] Karane**
Again, what does that mean?!
**[12:29] Kusuri**
Femininification Medicine!
**[12:32] Karane**
What the hell?!
**[12:33] Karane**
Where'd you do your research on me?
What's your source?
**[12:36] Kusuri**
Rentaro told me.
**[12:38] Karane**
You're the worst!
Is that what you think of me?!
**[12:42] Karane**
Rentaro, you dickhead! I hate you!
**[12:44] Kusuri**
Wait, no! Rentaro was like,
"Karane is slender and beautiful."
**[12:49] Kusuri**
"Shy and cute," is what I heard.
**[12:52] Karane**
Sorry... I didn't mean it...
**[12:55] Karane**
I don't hate you or anything, okay?
**[12:58] Karane**
Did it hurt?
**[13:00] Rentaro**
Don't worry.
**[13:01] Rentaro**
It actually felt good
being in the Boston Karane.
**[13:04] Kusuri**
A masochist, aye?
**[13:05] Kusuri**
For Hakari, Hot Stuff Medicine.
**[13:09] Hakari**
To make me more sexy?
**[13:11] Hakari**
*I-If I can seduce Rentaro-kun with this...*
**[13:25] Rentaro**
I can't hold back!
**[13:27] Hakari**
Oh, dear!
**[13:29] Hakari**
*...maybe we can get down and dirty.*
**[13:33] Hakari**
Down the hatch!
**[13:34] Rentaro**
Hakari? You should be a bit more cautious...
**[13:40] Kusuri**
Close call.
**[13:42] Hakari**
Thank you...
**[13:44] Hakari**
Huh? I feel all sweaty.
**[13:48] Hakari**
What's happening? My clothes!
**[13:52] Kusuri**
Drug that makes your sweat melt your clothes.
**[13:55] Kusuri**
Nothing sexier than a birthday suit.
**[13:57] Hakari**
What?!
**[13:58] Hakari**
This is far too indecent!
**[14:01] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[14:02] Rentaro**
Take my sweats!
**[14:03] Rentaro**
I wore them for P.E.,
but it's better than nothing!
**[14:07] Hakari**
Th-Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Sniff
Sniff
***SIGN*** Sniff
Sniff
**[14:15] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun... Rentaro-kun's...*
**[14:17] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun-worn sweats!*
**[14:21] Hakari**
Won't my sweat melt this, too?
**[14:24] Kusuri**
Drug only works once.
***SIGN*** Huff... Puff...
**[14:29] Hakari**
Good job, Professor Kusuri!
***SIGN*** Sniff Sniff
**[14:33] Hakari**
Sniff, sniff!
**[14:35] Kusuri**
For the storybook lover Shizuka,
**[14:37] Kusuri**
the BunBun Fantasy Medicine.
**[14:41] Shizuka**
*"I am most grateful."*
**[14:50] Rentaro**
Peak cuteness!
**[14:53] Rentaro**
I am most grateful!
**[14:55] Shizuka**
*"I am unworthy of such praise."*
**[14:57] Rentaro**
This is amazing.
**[14:59] Rentaro**
It's like a movie costume.
**[15:02] Rentaro**
Huh? Sorry! You felt that?
**[15:07] Shizuka**
*"A gate to an unexplored realm."*
**[15:09] Shizuka**
*"A novel sensation."*
**[15:11] Rentaro**
Oh, kinda like this?
***SIGN*** Rentaro did not
quite get it
**[15:16] Rentaro**
Then...
**[15:18] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle!
**[15:19] Shizuka**
*"B-Bossman!"*
**[15:22] Shizuka**
*"This be the Shangri-La of our dreams?!"*
**[15:28] Kusuri**
For the efficient Nano, Hair-Control Medicine.
**[15:31] Kusuri**
Hair like extra arms she can freely use!
**[15:35] Nano**
Increased efficiency. Not bad.
**[15:39] Rentaro**
She drank it already. Not a second wasted.
**[15:42] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro, there is dirt on your face.
**[15:47] Rentaro**
That smelled nice!
**[15:58] Nano**
I like it.
**[16:00] Rentaro**
Me, too.
**[16:01] Kusuri**
More where that came from, aye.
**[16:03] Kusuri**
Each vial works ten minutes,
**[16:07] Kusuri**
but the second one onward increases
the risk of going bald, so careful.
**[16:11] Rentaro**
A heavy price to pay!
**[16:14] Nano**
Going bald would reduce time
spent on maintenance.
**[16:17] Rentaro**
Nano? A-Are you sure?
**[16:19] Nano**
I mean, you would love me
even when I'm bald, would you not?
**[16:24] Rentaro**
Of course!
**[16:25] Rentaro**
Whether you're bald, or fat,
**[16:27] Rentaro**
or possessed by an alien,
I'd still love you!
**[16:31] Nano**
The last one would no longer be me.
**[16:33] Rentaro**
But...
**[16:35] Rentaro**
I love this beautiful hair of yours, too.
**[16:44] Nano**
I have no need for this drug.
**[16:46] Kusuri**
Aww, it's fun, though!
**[16:50] Karane**
Well, I guess these drugs
have got their uses.
**[16:54] Kusuri**
Right? Drugs are the best, aye!
**[16:57] Karane**
N-Not that I care,
**[16:59] Karane**
but how would I have looked if I'd
taken that "Bust-Biggening Medicine"?
**[17:04] Kusuri**
Here's an illustration of effect.
**[17:07] Karane**
*Swole!*
**[17:08] Karane**
Those are pecs!
**[17:10] Kusuri**
Making plenty more like these.
**[17:12] Kusuri**
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
**[17:18] Nano**
Research team?
**[17:20] Kusuri**
It's Kusuri's dream, aye!
**[17:22] Kusuri**
Want to join that research team
and make all sort of amazing drugs!
**[17:26] Shizuka**
"What a beautiful vision."
**[17:31] Rentaro**
What's wrong, Kusuri-senpai?
**[17:33] Kusuri**
Suddenly felt the urge to pee.
**[17:36] Kusuri**
Oh, well. Wearing diaper, after all.
**[17:39] Rentaro**
Use the restroom!
**[17:42] Kusuri**
Boo.
**[17:43] Rentaro**
Right back at you!
**[17:45] Hakari**
Oh, I'll pour the tea, then.
**[17:49] Kusuri**
Tea's different for Rentaro
and the rest, so be careful, aye?
**[17:54] Rentaro**
What do you mean, for me?
**[17:58] Kusuri**
W-Well, different blend for boys and girls.
**[18:04] Rentaro**
Whatever! Go to the restroom!
**[18:07] Kusuri**
A-Anyway...
**[18:08] Kusuri**
Look at bottles, and it's obvious!
**[18:12] Hakari**
Er...
**[18:14] Hakari**
There's a big one and a small one, so...
***SIGN*** For five
**[18:16] Sign**
For one
**[18:17] Hakari**
I think?
**[18:22] Kusuri**
Back.
**[18:24] Rentaro**
Okay, now that everyone's here,
**[18:26] Rentaro**
let's eat!
**[18:26] Others**
Let's eat!
**[18:26] Kusuri**
Let's eat, aye.
**[18:30] Karane**
These cookies aren't bad.
**[18:32] Shizuka**
"A sweet seduction."
**[18:33] Nano**
Store-bought. Efficient.
**[18:36] Hakari**
Is that praise?
**[18:38] Nano**
It is.
**[18:41] Kusuri**
*Yak, yak, I did it!*
**[18:43] Kusuri**
*Huh?*
**[18:43] Kusuri**
*O-Oh no!*
**[18:46] Kusuri**
*This tea is for Rentaro!*
**[18:48] Kusuri**
*Why?*
**[18:49] Kusuri**
*Made sure to split the bottles
for boys and girls!*
***SIGN*** Brutalist
***SIGN*** For Boys
***SIGN*** Chic
***SIGN*** For Girls
**[18:54] Kusuri**
Everyone! Wrong tea!
**[18:57] Kusuri**
Spit it out!
**[18:59] Kusuri**
Hurry! Hurry up and bleurgh!
**[19:02] Rentaro**
Come on, they're just different flavors.
**[19:06] Kusuri**
Th-That's not it!
**[19:07] Kusuri**
That tea...
**[19:08] Kusuri**
had the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine
**[19:13] Kusuri**
planned to give to Rentaro
to get me smoochies!
**[19:17] Rentaro**
What?!
**[19:18] Kusuri**
Not like back then...
**[19:21] Kusuri**
Wanted to kiss you for real!
**[19:25] Rentaro**
Wh-What...
**[19:28] Rentaro**
I don't need some drug
to make me want to kiss you!
**[19:34] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[19:37] Kusuri**
Mwah...
**[19:41] Rentaro**
Uh, Karane?
**[19:44] Rentaro**
Her heartburn can cause death by fire!
**[19:47] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpa—
**[19:48] Hakari**
Kiss...
**[19:51] Nano**
Kiss.
**[19:52] Rentaro**
G-Girls?
**[20:00] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpai!
**[20:01] Karane**
Kiss.
**[20:04] Rentaro**
What's gotten into you all?
**[20:06] Kusuri**
Owie...
**[20:10] Kusuri**
*Gone and done it again...*
**[20:20] Kusuri**
*Keep messing up!*
**[20:26] Kusuri**
Run, Rentaro!
**[20:31] Kusuri**
That's the drug's side effect.
**[20:34] Rentaro**
Wait,
**[20:35] Rentaro**
you wanted me to turn into that?
**[20:37] Kusuri**
No, drug's not safe for girls!
**[20:42] Kusuri**
Male libido makes boys
want to get physical, bump uglies.
**[20:48] Kusuri**
But female libido seeks intimacy,
emotional pleasure—
**[20:51] Kusuri**
that is kissing!
**[20:53] Rentaro**
R-Really?
**[20:55] Kusuri**
So...
**[20:56] Kusuri**
Not meant to increase the urge
for kisses even more.
**[21:01] Kusuri**
Nothing but the desire to kiss
remains in these four.
**[21:05] Kusuri**
Their brain don't limit them,
giving superhuman strength!
**[21:11] Kusuri**
Unable to think about anything but
kissing the person they love most,
**[21:15] Kusuri**
they wander in search for his lips...
**[21:17] Kusuri**
They are kiss zombies!
**[21:20] Shizuka**
"Kissy."
**[21:21] Hakari**
Kissy.
**[21:21] Karane**
Kissy.
**[21:22] Nano**
Kissy.
**[21:23] Kusuri**
No escape from their powerful
arms if they catch you.
**[21:28] Kusuri**
You'll be stuck
being kissed with them forever!
**[21:31] Rentaro**
What?
**[21:34] Rentaro**
That...
**[21:35] Rentaro**
*just sounds like paradise!*
**[21:38] All**
Kiss.
**[21:39] Kusuri**
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
**[21:44] Kusuri**
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
**[21:46] Rentaro**
Their personality gets erased?!
**[21:49] Rentaro**
How long until the drug circulates
throughout their bodies?
**[21:52] Kusuri**
Depends on person, but around an hour!
**[21:57] Rentaro**
We need to give them
the Reversing Medicine before then...
**[22:00] Hakari/Karane**
Kissy kiss!
**[22:01] Nano/Shizuka**
Kiss!
**[22:02] Narrator**
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!