E12 - The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (94 To Go)

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[00:00] Hahari
    I can't hold it back any more...
[00:04] Rentaro
    H-Hahari-san?
[00:06] Hahari
    Come to my room...
[00:17] Hahari
    Yes! That's it, Rentaro-chan!
[00:20] Rentaro
    No, Hahari-san! This is too much!
[00:25] Hahari
    Oh, this is so great!
[00:27] Hahari
    Please, Rentaro-chan!
[00:29] Hahari
    Just a bit more!
[00:31] Rentaro
    No, Hahari-san! I can't...
[00:42] Karane
    Those two sure are
    taking their time in the kitchen.
[00:46] Shizuka
    "Ya right, bossman."
[00:48] Shizuka
    "It don't take this long to draw some water."
[00:53] Hakari
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What if Mother and Rentaro-kun...
[00:58] Hakari
    are getting down and dirty?!
[01:00] Karane
    Listen, I know your mom's a horndog, but...
[01:04] Hakari
    Mother?
[01:06] Hakari
    No cutting in line, Mother!
[01:08] Kusuri
    Only Kusuri is allowed to deflower Rentaro!
[01:11] Nano
    I don't think Aijo Rentaro can be deflowered.
[01:13] Karane
    It doesn't matter! I bet she doesn't
    even know what she's talking about!
[01:18] Hakari
    Mother!
[01:20] Rentaro
    Y-You guys!
[01:27] Hahari
    You're the cutest thing
    in the world, Rentaro-chan!
[01:32] All
    Cross-dressing boyfriend!
SIGN    The Hurricane of Hngh
[01:35] Hakari
    Mother! I'm so glad I was born your daughter!
[01:38] Kusuri
    Let Kusuri call you boss!
[01:40] Karane
    You have my lifelong loyalty.
[01:42] Nano
    Your name will go down in history.
[01:44] Shizuka
    "You, and you alone, are my lord."
[01:46] Rentaro
    N-No...
[01:48] Rentaro
    They all... saw me like... like this!
[01:50] Hahari
    Oh, Rentaro-chan.
SIGN    Morgue-ified
[01:55] Karane
    Rentaro?!
[01:56] Kusuri
    From mortified to morgue-ified!
[01:57] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun!
[01:58] Shizuka
    "No, it cannot be..."
[01:59] Shizuka
    "Honey... honey!"
[02:00] Hakari
    You promised we would be together forever!
[02:04] Hahari
    N-No... Rentaro-chan...
[02:12] Hahari
    It's okay. I promise to bring him back to life.
[02:17] Hahari
    Nano-chan, help me out.
SIGN    Five Minutes Later
[02:24] Hahari
    The time has come, my lovelies.
[02:26] Hahari
    I present to you the prince who will
    awaken our sleeping beauty!
[02:35] Kusuri
    So handsome, aye.
[02:36] Shizuka
    "My knight in shining armor..."
[02:37] Kusuri
    Kissies for Kusuri, too.
[02:38] Hakari
    Of course. Only a prince's kiss could
    arouse her from her slumber.
[02:43] Rentaro
    Quit getting into the story!
[03:02] Hahari
    A divine moment, right before our eyes!
[03:04] Hakari
    Get it together, Mother. You're drooling.
[03:08] Karane
    You need to take a look in the mirror.
[03:10] Shizuka
    "I could say the same for you."
[03:12] Kusuri
    And you, Shizuka.
[03:13] Rentaro
    Nano...
[03:14] Sign
    Droolception
[03:15] Nano
    I fail to see the logic behind this.
[03:18] Rentaro
    Sheesh!
[03:19] Rentaro
    I-I'm taking a bath, too!
[03:22] Kusuri
    Sulk, sulk.
[03:24] Nano
    Cute.
[03:25] Hahari
    Hakari.
[03:26] Hahari
    Yes, Mother.
[03:30] Mei
    I have brought it.
[03:32] Hahari
    Thank you.
[03:34] Karane
    What? What are you thinking?
SIGN    Silent Video Capture
[03:37] Hakari
    What, you ask?
[03:39] Hahari
    Peeping, obviously.
[03:39] Hakari
    Peeping, of course.
[03:42] Karane
    Damn these horny Hanazonos!
[03:44] Karane
    Peeping, my ass! A-Are you stupid?!
[03:47] Kusuri
    Kusuri...
[03:49] Kusuri
    Never seen dong before!
[03:51] Kusuri
    Wanna see Rentaro's dong, aye!
[03:54] Karane
    Dong?!
[03:55] Nano
    It makes sense to observe your partner's
    body to prepare for what is to come.
[03:59] Karane
    Come?!
[04:00] Hahari
    Now, imagine which parts
    Rentaro-chan might be washing.
[04:04] Hakari
    It could be the dirty parts or the dirty parts.
[04:07] Karane
    I...
[04:07] Karane
    I just don't want wanna fall behind!
[04:09] Karane
    It's not like I'm interested
    in his body or anything, okay?!
[04:12] Haharihakari
    She's so easy. Too easy.
[04:15] Shizuka
    "Halt!"
[04:16] Shizuka
    "Do ya not care about disappointin' yer lord?!"
[04:21] Shizuka
    "Well?"
[04:25] Nano
    As long as he doesn't find out,
    in theory no one will be hurt.
[04:29] Shizuka
    "But..."
[04:30] Shizuka
    "But bossman..."
[04:31] Hahari
    This cross is too heavy
    for Shizuka-chan to bear.
[04:34] Hahari
    Hakari.
[04:35] Hakari
    Ready, Mother.
SIGN    Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
SIGN    Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
SIGN    Sushizuka-chan!
[04:45] Hakari
    Wait for us here, Shizuka-chan.
[04:47] Hakari
    We'll be right back with sneak—
[04:49] Hakari
    souvenirs for you!
[05:01] Rentaro
    Knowing Hakari and Hahari-san,
[05:03] Rentaro
    they might jump in trying to take
    sneak shots or wash my back.
[05:08] Rentaro
    I'd better stay wrapped in a towel.
[05:11] Rentaro
    Say no to degeneracy. Always.
[05:14] Narrator
    He knew.
[05:18] Kusuri
    All right, keep going... stop!
[05:27] Kusuri
    Can't see anything. Glass all foggy.
[05:36] Kusuri
    Crap! Think we're busted!
[05:38] Haharihakari
    Collect the agent!
[05:41] Rentaro
    No... No way...
[05:54] Rentaro
    I better wash myself and get out of here quick.
[05:59] Rentaro
    Okay.
[06:08] Shizuka
    I-It's no use. I can't free myself.
[06:12] Shizuka
    If I don't hurry...
[06:16] Rentaro
    How could I expose myself to my girlfriends?!
[06:18] Rentaro
    I am such a degenerate!
[06:21] Rentaro
    I sentence ye to a town dragging!
[06:24] Rentaro
    Ye?
[06:25] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun!
[06:26] Hakari
    How could we succumb to our lust
    and burden Rentaro-kun with guilt?!
[06:30] Hahari
    A grave sin!
[06:32] All
    I sentence ye to a town dragging!
[06:35] All
    Ye?
SIGN    Rentaro Family Grave
[06:39] Shizuka
    I don't want that!
[06:41] Shizuka
    I'm the only one who can stop it!
[06:44] Shizuka
    Come off! Come off!
[06:46] Shizuka
    Please...
[07:01] Karane
    The attic?
[07:02] Hahari
    Indeed. We have an alternate route.
[07:07] Hakari
    This leads to the bathroom.
[07:09] Kusuri
    So we peek from above.
[07:11] Nano
    With no steam, our chances of success go up.
[07:15] Mei
    I wish you all luck.
[07:23] Karane
    Better not be any mice up here.
[07:26] Hahari
    Of course not.
    My staff keeps everything spotless.
[07:32] Karane
    Mouse! On my leg!
[07:33] Hahari
    Wh-What's wrong, Karane-chan?
[07:35] Hakari
    Again, our home is completely mouse-fr—
[07:36] Hakari
    Eek?!
[07:38] Kusuri
    Wassup with you two...
[07:40] Kusuri
    Something furry be here!
[07:42] Karane
    Where? Where'd the mouse go?!
[07:45] Hakari
    N-Near my neck!
[07:46] Kusuri
    Scattering poison!
[07:49] Hahari
    Don't, Kusuri-chan! We'll all die!
[07:50] Nano
    Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288...
[07:55] Rentaro
    Gah, please no! Spare me!
[07:58] Rentaro
    I beg of you!
[08:07] Shizuka
    I must be brave. I have to save everyone.
[08:11] Shizuka
    I'll tip myself over on the count of three.
[08:15] Shizuka
    One, two...
[08:19] Shizuka
    My heart feels like it's about to explode.
[08:24] Shizuka
    I need to get in the right headspace.
[08:26] Shizuka
    Maybe not three, but thirty.
SIGN    °Soon after this, the rich person's guard dog will say, "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
SIGN    "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
SIGN    "That's a bit over the top..."
[09:04] Rentaro
    Wait...
[09:05] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan?!
[09:09] Rentaro
    A-Are you okay? What are you doing here?
[09:23] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan!
[09:25] Rentaro
    You need an ice pack!
[09:27] Karane
    R-Rich person's house cat!
[09:30] Karane
    You again?!
[09:31] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun?
[09:33] Rentaro
    Uh, what's going on here?
SIGN    pawoo
[09:36] Hakari
    O-Oh, we were just playing hide-and-seek.
[09:39] Hahari
    And we hid up in the ceiling.
[09:43] Nano
    It's most effective to hide in the dark.
[09:45] Kusuri
    Love hide-and-seek, aye!
[09:47] Karane
    Yeah, we were just hiding.
[09:51] Karane
    It's not like we were trying to peep
    at you in the bath or anything, okay?!
[09:57] Rentaro
    Even if I were to somehow be okay with peeping,
[10:00] Rentaro
    I would never be okay
    with you all risking injury!
[10:01] Narrator
    And so the Rated-R family and their
    merry accomplices got a good scolding.
[10:06] Narrator
    Never be a Peeping Tom, kids!
[10:09] Shizuka
    "I like giraffes."
[10:11] Shizuka
    "But I like elephants more."
[10:16] Rentaro
    Your turn, Hahari-san.
[10:18] Hahari
    O-Oh, right.
[10:21] Hahari
    S-Sorry.
[10:23] Rentaro
    Don't be.
[10:24] Karane
    Quit with the cliched romcom shtick, you two.
[10:27] Nano
    No, if anything, the rest of us
    should be romcom-ing it up more.
[10:31] Karane
    I-It's not like...
[10:32] Hahari
    Oh, please.
[10:36] Hakari
    Mother?
[10:39] Hakari
    Oh, e-excuse me.
[10:42] Hakari
    I remembered something I had to do.
[10:44] Hakari
    Don't mind me, and enjoy the rest of the game.
[10:57] Rentaro
    I came to check on Hahari-san, but...
[11:00] Rentaro
    This house is so big, I have
    no idea where she could be.
[11:05] Rentaro
    Is that incense?
[11:17] Rentaro
    Oh...
[11:19] Rentaro
    Right. I probably shouldn't disturb her.
[11:27] Rentaro
    No.
[11:31] Hahari
    R-Rentaro-chan?
[11:34] Rentaro
    May I light an incense with you?
[11:38] Rentaro
    Huh? Who's this boy?
[11:41] Rentaro
    Is that a middle schooler?
[11:44] Hahari
    The last man I loved.
[11:46] Hahari
    Hakari's father.
[11:49] Rentaro
    Huh? Father?!
[11:52] Rentaro
    Oh, sorry. I just assumed...
[12:03] Rentaro
    May I ask you something?
[12:06] Rentaro
    You said you had regrets being alone.
[12:11] Rentaro
    But I'm sure there was no shortage
    of men approaching you.
[12:15] Rentaro
    So why did you choose
    to go through life all alone?
[12:21] Hahari
    I...
[12:23] Hahari
    I don't want to talk about it.
[12:26] Rentaro
    Please tell me.
[12:28] Rentaro
    I may be just a teenager,
    but I'm also your boyfriend now.
[12:31] Rentaro
    Let me share in your burden.
[12:45] Hahari
    I...
[12:49] Hahari
    I just can't forget him!
[12:53] Hahari
    Even after he died, I've loved him deeply!
[12:59] Hahari
    I have no right to love another man!
[13:02] Hahari
    And yet, I've fallen in love with you!
[13:06] Hahari
    This is just wrong...
[13:08] Rentaro
    You don't have to forget him!
[13:11] Rentaro
    Hakari's dad and me...
[13:13] Rentaro
    Who said you can't love two people at once?!
[13:17] Rentaro
    Who ever said that loving someone means
    your love for someone else is fake?!
[13:22] Rentaro
    I don't care what anyone else thinks.
[13:24] Rentaro
    As long as it feels real to me,
[13:26] Rentaro
    your love is the real thing!
[13:31] Hahari
    As long as it feels real...
[13:34] Rentaro
    And the only way to do that
[13:36] Rentaro
    is by pouring out all the love
    in your heart and making it real.
[13:42] Rentaro
    That's all we can do.
[13:48] Rentaro
    If my love for you ever stops
    feeling real, please tell me.
[13:52] Rentaro
    In return, I promise to do the same for you.
[13:57] Rentaro
    So don't be afraid to give me your love.
[14:00] Hahari
    Rentaro-chan!
[14:02] Hahari
    I love you... I love you so much!
[14:05] Hahari
    I love you, Rentaro-chan!
[14:08] Rentaro
    I love you, too, Hahari-san.
[14:12] Hahari
    Rentaro-chan.
[14:14] Hahari
    Will you... kiss me?
[14:21] Hahari
    He said...
[14:24] (Flashback) Hakaridad
    I can't be there for you the rest
    of your life, Hahari-san.
[14:29] (Flashback) Hakaridad
    So you need to save your
    first kiss for the person
[14:34] (Flashback) Hakaridad
    who will swear never to leave you alone.
[14:38] Hahari
    And he never did...
[14:42] Hahari
    Wait, I-I'm sorry!
[14:44] Hahari
    I got too emotional!
[14:47] Hahari
    Don't mind me.
[14:49] Hahari
    Come on.
[14:50] Hahari
    Let's go back to the others.
[15:36] Karane
    Saw it coming!
[15:37] Karane
    I knew that thirsty succubus
    would try something!
[15:41] Karane
    What's she after? A kiss?
[15:43] Karane
    Or maybe even more?!
[15:45] Karane
    Whatever it is, I'm not letting you
    make the first move, okay?!
[15:50] Rentaro
    What's up, Hakari?
[15:52] Hakari
    Oh, s-sorry. Did I wake you?
[15:57] Hakari
    I just wanted to sleep next to you.
[16:02] Rentaro
    That's why you got up at this hour?
[16:04] Rentaro
    I know you must be really tired, too.
[16:07] Hakari
    I mean...
[16:09] Hakari
    I was afraid I could never be with you again.
[16:17] Rentaro
    Hakari.
[16:22] Rentaro
    It's okay. I'm right here with you.
[16:26] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun...
[16:31] Hakari
    Could you please hold me
    in your arms until morning comes?
[16:35] Rentaro
    Of course.
[16:40] Karane
    Hmph. I'll let you have this, just for tonight.
[16:52] Rentaro
    Huh? Hakari?
[16:56] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun! Smooch!
[16:59] Karane
    Rentaro... smooch...
[17:02] Rentaro
    Aww, they're so close even when half-asleep.
[17:09] Rentaro
    Might as well hit the restroom...
[17:23] Rentaro
    Are you Hakari's dad?
[17:26] Hakaridad
    Hey, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
[17:31] Hakaridad
    How dare you take my Hahari and Hakari?!
[17:35] Hakaridad
    You and I need to have a nice, long chat!
[17:38] Rentaro
    Perfect. I wanted to say
    something to you, too, Father.
[17:42] Hakaridad
    You don't get to call me Father!
[17:45] Hakaridad
    Wait, are you not scared of me?
[17:48] Hakaridad
    You were so freaked out when you
    mistook those peepers for the supernatural.
[17:54] Rentaro
    Uh, I am afraid of ghosts...
[17:57] Rentaro
    But seeing as Hakari is your daughter,
[18:00] Rentaro
    and just how much Hahari-san loves you,
[18:04] Rentaro
    I can tell you were a warm
    and kindhearted person.
[18:12] Hakaridad
    Boo.
[18:14] Hakaridad
    And here I had my "Make them happy or
    I'll curse you to death!" speech ready to go.
[18:21] Rentaro
    There's no need for that.
[18:22] Rentaro
    I'll give everything I've got to make
    the two of them happy.
[18:28] Hakaridad
    I believe it.
[18:29] Hakaridad
    I've watched over them for 16 whole years.
[18:33] Hakaridad
    Many a man flocked to the two of them,
[18:37] Hakaridad
    but none of them were as dedicated as you.
[18:41] Hakaridad
    Thank you.
[18:43] Hakaridad
    For releasing Hahari's heart
    from the shackles I've been to her.
[18:47] Rentaro
    Oh, please!
[18:49] Rentaro
    I only did what I thought I could
    to make the people I love happy.
[18:54] Hakaridad
    With you by their side,
[18:56] Hakaridad
    I may actually be able to find
    peace and pass on someday.
[19:01] Rentaro
    Father...
[19:04] Rentaro
    Let me watch over the two of them from now on.
[19:08] Rentaro
    Together with you.
[19:11] Hakaridad
    Yes.
[19:13] Hakaridad
    We'll watch over the future
    of those two girls we love so much.
[19:19] Hakaridad
    Oh, and what did you want to say to me?
[19:23] Hakaridad
    You weren't going to declare
    war over Hahari, were you?
[19:27] Rentaro
    I wanted to thank you.
[19:29] Hakaridad
    For what?
[19:31] Rentaro
    For bringing Hakari into this world.
[19:33] Rentaro
    And for bringing Hahari-san joy
    long before I was even born.
[19:38] Rentaro
    Thank you so much.
[19:41] Hakaridad
    Rentaro-kun...
[19:46] Rentaro
    Father?!
[19:48] Hakaridad
    You're such a good boy,
    I fully trust you to do right by them,
[19:53] Hakaridad
    and now my regrets about leaving
    them behind are being blown away!
[19:57] Hakaridad
    M-My time's up! I'm passing on!
[20:00] Rentaro
    No! We promised to watch over them together!
[20:04] Hakaridad
    Yeah, no, that's not happening!
[20:07] Rentaro
    Father!
[20:13] Rentaro
    Father!
[20:16] Rentaro
    Huh? What was I...
[20:20] Rentaro
    Was I asleep?
[20:21] Rentaro
    Was that a dream?
[20:23] Rentaro
    But it felt so real.
[20:28] Rentaro
    It's morning...
[20:32] Rentaro
    Man, that sure was one long day, huh?
[20:36] Rentaro
    But we got through it... together.
[20:44] Narrator
    And thus, that fairy-tale night
    came to an end...
[20:47] Hahari
    You're all leaving?
[20:50] Rentaro
    Yeah. We need to get home
    and change into our uniforms.
[20:54] Hahari
    Feel free to visit whenever you like, okay?
[20:58] Rentaro
    Sure. I promise I'll be back as soon as I can.
[21:03] Narrator
    And the lovebirds went their separate ways...
[21:08] Pa
    We will now begin this emergency assembly.
[21:11] Narrator
    ...is how it would go in any
    anime but this one.
[21:15] Hahari
    Pleased to meet you all.
[21:18] Hahari
    I'm Hanazono Hahari, and I'm the new
    chairperson of the school board.
[21:22] Hahari
    I wanted to see him so badly,
    I bought the whole school.
[21:26] Hakari
    M-M-M-M-M-M-Mothe-ther?!
[21:32] Mei
    Lady Hahari headed out to your school.
[21:35] Rentaro
    I under...stand!
[21:38] Rentaro
    Thank you... very much!
[21:40] Rentaro
    But I ran all the way to see her
    during lunch break!
[21:44] Hahari
    You really did come to see me
    as soon as you could!
[21:48] Rentaro
    So what if we just missed each other?
[21:51] Rentaro
    Run, me.
[21:53] Rentaro
    Run, Aijo Rentaro!
[21:57] Rentaro
    The girls...
[22:00] Rentaro
    They're all waiting for me!
SIGN    While Stocks Last!!
SIGN    Kariage-kun
    Teriyaki Chicken Flavor
SIGN    Girls'
    Baseball Team
[23:10] Karane
    Sheesh. Where have you been?
[23:13] Rentaro
    Yeah, they're all out here waiting for me.
[23:16] Karane
    Rentaro.
[23:18] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun!
[23:19] Shizuka
    "Rentaro" "kun."
[23:21] Nano
    Aijo Rentaro.
[23:22] Kusuri
    Rentaro!
[23:23] Hahari
    Rentaro-chan.
[23:26] Rentaro
    The girlfriends who I really, really,
    really, really, really love...
[23:30] Rentaro
    and the girlfriends who really, really,
    really, really, really love me!