E6 - Everyone's Favorite: The Swimsuit Episode

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SIGN    Theme Park Guide
SIGN    Open All Year Round
    The Biggest Pool Ever
SIGN    Theme Park Guide
SIGN    Open All Year Round
    The Biggest Pool Ever
[00:08] Karane
    Sheesh.
[00:10] Karane
    Why did Hakari have to suggest
    a pool out of nowhere?
[00:14] Karane
    I don't have any date-worthy swimwear.
[00:18] Karane
    I've only ever been to the pool
    with other girls before.
[00:22] Karane
    Besides, I'm not the type
    to wear these cutesy swimsuits.
[00:25] Karane
    Hmph! I-It's not like I think these are
    cute or anything, okay?!
[00:30] Staff
    I-I'm terribly sorry, miss...
[00:41] Karane
    Wait!
[00:42] Karane
    Again, this cutesy stuff
    will never look good on me!
[00:51] Karane
    But...
[00:53] Karane
    maybe Rentaro will think it's nice...
SIGN    The 100 Girlfriends
    Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN    Crossing
SIGN    Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN    B-Come Tast-E
SIGN    I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    You might think this is all a bit overblown,
    but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
    Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
    I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
    Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
    I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
    -Hakari
    P.S. I believe my figure has become
    more shapely these days.
    I'm including a photograph
    I took recently along with this letter.
    Enjoy <3
SIGN    To Rentaro!
    You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
    Promise me you will!!
    Don't ask why! Just do it!
    I made too many side dishes, is all!
    (Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
    So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
    We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
    - Inda Karane
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    It feels a little strange writing to you
    when we see each other all the time.
    But I'm much better at expressing
    my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
    tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
    Thank you truly for always looking out for me
    and respecting my feelings.
    I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
    Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
    during lunch break today? If you do,
    then I would love to have lunch with you.
    -Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN    When a > 0 and b > 0,
    the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
    a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
    With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
    we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
    = 2x Happiness
    = Nano
    Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
    (a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
    As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN    Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
    It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
    so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
    It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
    Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN    Hngh
SIGN    Day of the Date
[02:30] Rentaro
    You can tell this place just opened.
[02:32] Rentaro
    Look at all these people!
[02:34] Hakari
    We're here, Rentaro-kun.
[02:49] Machorentaro
    I can die happy now.
[02:53] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun?!
[02:55] Shizuka
    "I apologize."
[02:57] Shizuka
    "I assumed all students wore uniforms."
[03:01] Shizuka
    "I have brought shame upon this household."
[03:03] Rentaro
    You're wrong, Shizuka-chan.
[03:06] Rentaro
    No high schooler has the modesty to wear
    a school swimsuit to a water park, but you do!
[03:10] Rentaro
    That makes you a national treasure, I say!
[03:13] Shizuka
    "S-Such purity in those tears!"
[03:19] Rentaro
    Huh? Where's Karane, by the way?
[03:23] Rentaro
    Oh, there you are.
[03:25] Rentaro
    What are you doing over...
[03:29] Rentaro
    Huh?
[03:30] Rentaro
    Y-You came out in the middle of changing?!
[03:33] Rentaro
    You have to go back right now!
[03:35] Rentaro
    I'd rather die than have someone see you naked!
[03:38] Karane
    I'm not that crazy!
[03:40] Karane
    It's just... I feel kinda cold.
[03:42] Karane
    I'll hang out around here,
    so you four go have fun.
[03:46] Rentaro
    If you're sick, don't force yourself.
    Should we call it off?
[03:49] Hakari
    Yeah. We should do this
    when we're all up for it.
[03:53] Karane
    I-It's not that big a deal, okay?!
[03:57] Nano
    The sunlight there would be
    most effective in warming you up.
[04:00] Nano
    Th-Thanks.
[04:02] Nano
    But you don't have to worry about me.
[04:05] Nano
    We aren't close enough for me
    to worry about you yet.
[04:08] Karane
    Wha?!
[04:08] Nano
    You're being presumptuous.
[04:10] Karane
    Oh, for...
[04:11] Karane
    Shaddup! Get outta here already!
[04:14] Rentaro
    Well, she sure looks fine.
[04:18] Shizuka
    "I am not suited to naval warfare."
[04:22] Shizuka
    "I wish to keep watch with you."
[04:26] Karane
    Listen, I'll be okay, really.
[04:40] Hakari
    This whirlpool is huge!
[04:42] Rentaro
    Yeah. I wonder how long a lap is.
[04:46] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan? Why are you spinning around?
[04:49] Shizuka
    "I fail to understand myself."
[04:51] Shizuka
    "I only know that there is
    no escaping this fate."
[04:58] Nano
    Is this a survival training venue to
    prepare one for unforeseen scenarios?
[05:05] Rentaro
    Nano?
[05:08] Rentaro
    Don't you dare swim against the current.
[05:10] Hakari
    Eek!
[05:12] Hakari
    The current is so fast here!
[05:13] Rentaro
    Are you o—
[05:16] Hakari
    Eek! I'm getting swept away!
[05:19] Rentaro
    H-Hakari? You're doing this
    on purpose, aren't you?
[05:22] Hakari
    Huh? Whatever could you mean?
[05:27] Rentaro
    S-S-Stop that, seriously!
[05:29] Rentaro
    I don't see you all with lecherous eyes!
[05:34] Rentaro
    Hm? N-Nano?
SIGN    Squish <3
SIGN    Squish <3
[05:39] Rentaro
    N-N-N-N-Nano, n-n-n-no!
[05:43] Nano
    I also wish for you to appreciate
    my feminine appeal, Aijo Rentaro.
[05:47] Nano
    And this is the most efficient method.
[05:50] Hakari
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
[05:52] Hakari
    Well, two can play at that game!
[05:57] Nano
    Mine are firmer.
[05:59] Rentaro
    You two...
[06:00] Hakari
    Wha?! Mine are softer!
[06:02] Rentaro
    Seriously...
[06:03] Nano
    Mine are shapelier.
SIGN    Squish <3
[06:05] Rentaro
    Sto...
[06:05] Hakari
    Mine are bigger!
[06:07] Hakari
    What do you say, Rentaro-kun?!
[06:09] Nano
    Whose do you prefer?
[06:12] Hakari
    He... He's dead!
[06:19] Nano
    His pulse is faint but present.
[06:20] Nano
    However, he isn't breathing.
[06:23] Hakari
    W-We have to save him
    by giving him mouth-to-mouth.
[06:28] Hakari
    Please, Rentaro-kun, come back to me!
[06:34] Nano
    What are you freezing up for? Move.
[06:37] Nano
    I'll do it.
[06:39] Nano
    I won't let you die, Aijo Rentaro.
[06:41] Nano
    I still have much to learn from you!
[06:47] Hakari
    This is no time to be fooling around!
[06:50] Hakari
    We have to save him before it's too late!
[06:53] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun's going to die...
[06:55] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun's going to die!
[06:57] Hakari
    I must give him mouth-to-mouth this time!
[07:08] Shizuka
    Where am I?
[07:10] Shizuka
    When I realized I'd been separated from
    them, I tried to swim back to them.
[07:17] Shizuka
    But the current has
    swept me all the way here.
[07:23] Shizuka
    I should climb out of the pool.
[07:33] Narrator
    At that moment, it finally dawned on
    Shizuka that she was screwed.
[07:42] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[07:44] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[07:45] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[07:47] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[07:49] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[07:51] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
SIGN    fssssshhhhh
[08:01] Narrator
    Date: A fine day in April.
    Place: An unnamed water park.
SIGN    fshh
[08:05] Narrator
    Location: An island in
    the middle of the whirlpool.
[08:08] Narrator
    Situation: Shizuka becomes a castaway.
[08:13] Hakari
    It's not...
[08:14] Nano
    ...working!
[08:15] Hakari
    I just can't give him...
[08:17] Nano
    ...mouth-to-mouth!
[08:19] Nano
    At this point, it would be more effective
    to ask someone else for help.
[08:23] Hakari
    You're right.
[08:25] Hakari
    Eiai-san, we need to find a lifeguard pronto.
[08:28] Hakari
    A male lifeguard!
[08:30] Nano
    Yes... Let's look for a male lifeguard.
[08:38] Purplehimbo
    Hello, ladies!
[08:41] Purplehimbo
    Wow, you're cute!
    What say we have some fun together?
[08:45] Hakari
    S-Sorry, we're kind of in a hurry!
[08:47] Purplehimbo
    Wait up.
[08:48] Purplehimbo
    Hear me out, will ya?
[08:50] Purplehimbo
    Whoo boy! Check out 'em gazongers!
[08:52] Purplehimbo
    And her upper arms look so supple!
[08:55] Purplehimbo
    Legend says that a girl's upper arms
    are as soft as her boobs.
[09:01] Purplehimbo
    That means you don't need to
    risk reaching out to the rack
[09:05] Purplehimbo
    in order to get a free trial
    of the goodies, and it's legal!
SIGN    ° No it's not
[09:08] Purplehimbo
    There was a time I stuck my hand
    out of a car going 60 kmph
SIGN    ° This is highly dangerous. Please do not try this at home.
[09:12] Purplehimbo
    in order to test out the theory that
    the air would feel just like funbags...
[09:14] (Flashback) Purplehimbo
    That's a D-cup.
[09:15] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 1
    If you know, you know.
[09:16] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 2
    And I know.
[09:16] (Flashback) F. Onlooker
    Guilty as charged.
[09:17] Purplehimbo
    But it was just hot air!
[09:19] Himbosis
    Bruh...
[09:19] Purplehimbo
    I was left empty-handed.
[09:22] Purplehimbo
    This intellectual pursuit, my thirst for jugs,
[09:26] Purplehimbo
    is my very purpose in life!
[09:28] Purplehimbo
    Now teach me how your tiddy feels, girl!
[09:38] Purplehimbo
    Whoa, grabbing my arm?
    Not messing around, huh?
[09:42] Purplehimbo
    Then I'll get right down to
    business, too, and cop a f—Uck!
[09:49] Purplehimbo
    Eyes! My eyes!
[09:49] Nano
    The most efficient way to dispose of a perv.
[09:52] Brownhimbo
    Hey.
[09:53] Brownhimbo
    Don't think you can mess with us
    just 'cause yer a girl.
[09:57] Blondehimbo
    Now we're definitely
    not taking no for an answer.
[10:01] Narrator
    Hakari and Nano under attack by scumbags!
[10:04] Narrator
    Shizuka is castaway!
[10:07] Narrator
    Karane claims to be suffering
    from a mystery chill!
[10:10] Narrator
    And Rentaro is on the brink of death!
[10:12] Girl
    Wow. He dead.
SIGN    What's Gonna Happen in the Water Park Arc
[10:15] Narrator
    What's gonna happen in the water park arc?!
[10:19] Brownhimbo
    Now we're definitely
    not taking no for an answer.
[10:26] Nano
    Very well.
[10:27] Nano
    Then I will hang out with you.
[10:30] Hakari
    What?
[10:30] Hakari
    Eiai-san?
[10:32] Nano
    You find a male lifeguard to help
    Aijo Rentaro as soon as possible.
[10:38] Nano
    That's the best solution.
[10:40] Hakari
    B-But why do you have to take on that role?
[10:43] Hakari
    You even put yourself
    in harm's way to save me earlier.
[10:47] Nano
    Should anything happen to you,
    it would make Aijo Rentaro sad.
[10:50] Nano
    I wish to avoid that.
[10:53] Hakari
    Well, Rentaro-kun wouldn't want
    anything to happen to you, either!
[10:58] Nano
    You've been with him longer than me.
[11:02] Nano
    It is obvious that he would be
    more concerned for you.
[11:07] Brownhimbo
    What are you yakking on about?!
[11:09] Blondhimbo
    We can do this the easy way or the hard way!
[11:13] Nano
    I said I will...
[11:15] Hakari
    Neither of us are hanging out with you!
[11:19] Nano
    Hanazono Hakari, what are you doing?
[11:23] Hakari
    Yeah, it's clear
    you haven't been dating very long.
[11:26] Hakari
    Because you don't know
    Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
[11:32] Brownhimbo
    Oh, well, your choice.
[11:34] Brownhimbo
    Time to do this the hard way, then!
[11:36] Rentaro
    Stop!
[11:40] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun?!
[11:41] Nano
    Aijo Rentaro?
[11:43] Rentaro
    What do you think
    you're doing to my girlfriends?!
[11:46] Brownhimbo
    Th-This guy's hitting his lines
    while stuck in my iron claw!
[11:51] Brownhimbo
    Girlfriend or whatever, stay out of this!
[11:54] Brownhimbo
    That bitch blinded my bro!
[11:57] Hakari
    Th-That's because he tried to grab my arm!
[12:01] Rentaro
    Okay, we'll pay you back for what Nano did.
[12:05] Rentaro
    You can have all the fun you want with me!
[12:08] Brownhimbo
    Who said we wanted to have fun with a dude?!
[12:11] Brownhimbo
    Tch, whatever.
[12:13] Brownhimbo
    Which one is your girlfriend?
[12:15] Brownhimbo
    Take her and scram.
[12:17] Rentaro
    They're both my girlfriends!
[12:19] Brownhimbo
    You expect me to believe that?!
[12:21] Rentaro
    No, they really are both my girlfriends.
[12:25] Brownhimbo
    Yeah, right. Bullshit.
[12:28] Brownhimbo
    Then prove it by kissing 'em both.
[12:33] Brownhimbo
    Not a problem if they're both
    your girlfriends, right?
[12:36] Brownhimbo
    Caught him with his pants on fire.
[12:38] Brownhimbo
    He ain't gonna kiss some other chick
    in front of his girlfriend.
[12:42] Rentaro
    Screw that! This isn't some show!
[12:44] Rentaro
    I could never force them to do something like—
[13:00] Nano
    Satisfied?
[13:01] Hakari
    We are both indisputably his girlfriends!
[13:06] Blondhimbo
    Bro! These guys are crazy!
[13:09] Brownhimbo
    D-Damn! I didn't know kids
    these days were so damn freaky!
[13:15] Purplehimbo
    What? What's going on?
[13:16] Purplehimbo
    I can't see a thing!
[13:18] Brownhimbo
    H-H-H-Hell nah!
    We want nothing to do with those hos!
[13:21] Brownhimbo
    We're outta here!
[13:22] Rentaro
    Hey, you take that back
    right now! I'll end you!
[13:25] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun!
[13:27] Hakari
    When did you wake up, Rentaro-kun?
[13:31] Nano
    And how did you find us?
[13:32] Rentaro
    Oh, about that...
[13:34] Karane
    Don't ditch me like that!
[13:38] Hakari
    Karane-san?
[13:44] (Flashback) Girls
    Taking a selfie! One, two...
[13:47] (Flashback) Girls
    Yeah!
[13:52] (Flashback) Karane
    Hakari and Eiai? And who are those guys?
[13:55] (Flashback) Karane
    What's going on?
    What the heck is Rentaro doing?!
[14:00] (Flashback) Karane
    I think they headed to the whirlpool...
[14:04] (Flashback) Karane
    H-He's dead?!
[14:06] (Flashback) Karane
    Hey, what happened to you?
[14:09] (Flashback) Karane
    Rentaro!
[14:11] (Flashback) Karane
    Hey, Rentaro!
[14:12] (Flashback) Karane
    This is no time to be dead!
[14:15] (Flashback) Karane
    Hakari and Eiai are in trouble.
[14:17] (Flashback) Rentaro
    What?!
[14:19] (Flashback) Karane
    That startled me!
    Don't just come back to life like that!
[14:22] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Hakari and Nano are in trouble? Where?!
[14:25] (Flashback) Karane
    Huh? That...
SIGN    Zoom!!!
[14:27] (Flashback) Karane
    ...way.
[14:30] Rentaro
    So, yeah.
[14:31] Rentaro
    Karane helped me make it.
[14:35] Hakari
    My.
[14:36] Nano
    What an efficient resuscitation method.
[14:41] Rentaro
    Going for the eyes is amazing.
[14:42] Rentaro
    Thanks for protecting Hakari, Nano.
[14:46] Nano
    Well, I know...
[14:47] Nano
    how much Hanazono Hakari means to you.
[14:50] Rentaro
    But...
[14:52] Rentaro
    Don't put yourself at risk like that!
[14:54] Rentaro
    If anything happened to you,
[14:56] Rentaro
    I would never...
[14:59] (Flashback) Hakari
    Because you don't know
    Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
[15:04] Nano
    Okay.
[15:05] Nano
    I'm sorry, and thank you.
[15:10] Karane
    Huh?
[15:10] Karane
    Where's Shizuka, by the way?
[15:12] Hakari
    Oh, I haven't seen her
    since we left the whirlpool.
[15:16] Rentaro
    What? You mean she could still be
    whirling around in that pool?!
[15:21] Karane
    Yeah, well, it's a whirlpool. That's normal.
[15:24] Rentaro
    But Shizuka-chan can't swim!
[15:27] Rentaro
    Sh-She has her floaty ring, but what if...
SIGN    Zoom!!!
[15:31] Rentaro
    Where are you, Shizuka-chan?!
[15:34] Shizuka
    "Pray help."
[15:45] Shizuka
    "Pray..."
[15:56] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan!
[16:00] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan!
[16:03] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan, where are you?!
[16:07] Rentaro
    I don't see her in this pool.
    Did she move to another one?
[16:13] Shizuka
    I have to cry out with my own voice.
[16:17] Shizuka
    But...
[16:19] Shizuka
    My voice is too quiet and hard to pick out.
[16:23] Shizuka
    He would never hear it in here.
[16:26] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan! Shizuka-chan!
[16:36] Shizuka
    H... H... H...
[16:40] Shizuka
    Hey!
[16:43] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan!
[16:49] Rentaro
    Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
[16:53] Rentaro
    Sorry for leaving you alone.
[16:56] Rentaro
    It's all right now. Come here.
[17:29] Rentaro
    Sh... Shizuka-chan?
[17:32] Rentaro
    W-We're in public! How daring!
SIGN    Blush...
[17:41] Hakari
    Oh, great, you found her!
[17:45] Nano
    Are you okay?
    You've been running all over the place.
[17:48] Rentaro
    Oh, yeah, you're right.
[17:52] Rentaro
    Okay, I'll take a break, then.
[17:55] Rentaro
    You guys carry on.
[17:56] Rentaro
    Are you coming, Karane?
[17:58] Rentaro
    You're still cold, right?
[18:00] Karane
    Huh?
[18:01] Karane
    Y-Yeah... Okay.
[18:08] Rentaro
    I noticed when we were all talking.
[18:11] Rentaro
    Karane...
[18:13] Rentaro
    You kept glancing at Hakari and Nano's chests.
[18:18] Karane
    Wh-Wha?! I-It's not like I was...
[18:22] Rentaro
    Once you compared yourself
    to them in the changing room,
[18:24] Rentaro
    you didn't feel confident about
    showing off your swimsuit? Is that it?
[18:29] Karane
    I...
[18:30] Karane
    I'm telling you, that's not it!
[18:32] Karane
    I really am cold!
[18:34] Rentaro
    Then why did you order a melon soda float?
[18:37] Karane
    Ack!
SIGN    Ack
[18:39] Rentaro
    Yeah, they're both very sexy.
[18:41] Rentaro
    But they're exceptional for our age.
[18:45] Rentaro
    You get it, right?
[18:47] Rentaro
    You and Shizuka-chan
    are normal for high school girls.
[18:51] Rentaro
    It's not something to get hung up over.
[18:53] Karane
    Shizuka's different!
[18:55] Karane
    She's tiny and cute.
[18:58] Karane
    Not like me.
[19:00] Karane
    I'm tall, and I'm totally
    not the cute, dainty type.
[19:04] Karane
    But I'm not hot or sexy, either.
[19:09] Rentaro
    Sheesh!
[19:10] Rentaro
    On your feet, Karane!
[19:11] Karane
    Yes!
[19:12] Karane
    Huh? Wh-What?
[19:16] Karane
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Fwip!!
[19:23] Karane
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[19:26] Karane
    What are you doing, you sick perv?!
[19:30] Karane
    And what's with the immovable stone face?!
[19:34] Rentaro
    Wh...
[19:34] Rentaro
    What the heck? That looks great on you.
[19:38] Rentaro
    You're super cute.
[19:40] Karane
    Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[19:43] Rentaro
    Wait, hear me out!
[19:45] Rentaro
    What I'm trying to say is...
[19:50] Karane
    Wh... Wha...
[19:52] Rentaro
    Can you tell how fast
    my heart is beating right now?
[19:56] Rentaro
    I can feel your heart racing, by the way.
[20:00] Karane
    Y-Your heart's beating faster.
[20:06] Rentaro
    Right?
[20:07] Rentaro
    Your heart and mine
    are pressed against each other.
[20:11] Rentaro
    So close, we can feel each other's rhythms.
[20:13] Rentaro
    I can only get so close with you, Karane.
[20:18] Rentaro
    It's not about who's better or worse.
[20:20] Rentaro
    You're all uniquely wonderful.
[20:23] Rentaro
    If anything,
[20:25] Rentaro
    I believe you couldn't possibly be
    more attractive than you already are.
[20:32] Rentaro
    So... Still feeling that chill?
[20:36] Karane
    Nah.
[20:39] Rentaro
    Shall we go join the others?
[21:01] Karane
    I love Rentaro...
[21:01] Rentaro
    Cute.
[21:03] Rentaro
    Karane cute!
[21:04] Karane
    I love him so, so, so much!
[21:04] Rentaro
    Cute, cute, cute!
[21:07] Rentaro
    I love her! I love Karane so, so much!
[21:07] Karane
    I love him more than anything!
[21:09] Karane
    I love Rentaro!
[21:11] Karane
    I love Rentaro so much!
[21:14] Rentaro
    We're back.
[21:17] Nano
    Inda Karane. Have you warmed up now?
[21:20] Karane
    I-I guess.
[21:22] Hakari
    Wow, what an adorable swimsuit!
[21:25] Karane
    Huh? I-It's not...
[21:27] Hakari
    Oh?
[21:28] Hakari
    No need to be so shy.
[21:30] Hakari
    Let me get a better look.
[21:34] Rentaro
    All right. Now that we're all here...
[21:38] Rentaro
    Let's get this pool date started for real!
[21:41] All
    Yeah!