E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)

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SIGN    Thanks for 3 great years!
    Middle School Graduation Ceremony
SIGN    Video           Photo           Square
[00:02] F. Teacher
    Congrats.
[00:02] All
    Yay!
[00:03] Girl
    There, there. No crying.
[00:05] Guy 1
    Hoo boy.
[00:06] Guy 1
    I gave away all my buttons.
[00:08] Guy 2
    O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.
[00:14] Rentaro
    Asakawa-san.
[00:16] Rentaro
    I like you! Please...
[00:18] Rentaro
    Go out with me!
[00:22] Asakawa
    Aijo-kun.
[00:25] Asakawa
    Same here.
[00:28] Asakawa
    You're so cheerful, friendly,
    and straightforward,
[00:31] Asakawa
    and you're incredibly nice to everyone.
[00:33] Asakawa
    And that's why I...
[00:37] Asakawa
    li...
[00:39] Asakawa
    I like you, too, but...
[00:41] Asakawa
    Just the idea of dating you
    makes me wanna puke.
[00:43] Asakawa
    I can't, sorry!
[00:44] Rentaro
    Way to go from "Sick!" to sick!
SIGN    Aijo Rentaro's
    Rejection Blues
[00:51] Rentaro
    A wild ride from heaven to hell.
[00:53] Rentaro
    It was the first ever rejection 
    that made me wanna die.
[00:56] Rentaro
    Today... my romance died.
[01:00] Friend A
    Cheer up, Rentaro.
SIGN    Friend A
[01:03] Friend A
    Quit looking like a doomer 
    falling into darkness, dude.
SIGN    Aijo Rentaro
[01:06] Rentaro
    What would that even look like?
[01:08] Friend A
    Like that.
[01:10] Friend A
    By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?
[01:13] Rentaro
    Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?
[01:16] Friend A
    Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!
[01:19] Rentaro
    Wow, now you've ruined
    every single memory we've ever shared!
[01:22] Rentaro
    That rejection was...
[01:24] Rentaro
    my one hundredth.
[01:26] Friend A
    I'm amazed you had the nerve
    to keep going after the first ninety-nine.
[01:31] Friend A
    I dub thee...
SIGN    Graduation Certificate
[01:32] Sign
    #Losing
[01:33] Friend A
    Sir Flirts-a-Lot.
SIGN    Sir Flirts-a-Lot
[01:35] Rentaro
    Stop that!
[01:36] Rentaro
    I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!
[01:38] Friend A
    How'd you even get to 100?
    When did you first ask a girl out?
[01:42] Rentaro
    I'll never forget the day it happened.
[01:44] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
    A... A-tan...
[01:46] Rentaro
    I was eight months old.
[01:47] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
    Wub you!
[01:48] Friend A
    I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!
[01:49] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
    No!
[01:50] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
    No, no!
[01:51] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
    No, no, no, no!
[01:53] Rentaro
    Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!
[01:55] Rentaro
    I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"
[01:57] Rentaro
    I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
    at each other instead of snowballs!
[02:00] Rentaro
    And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!
[02:02] Friend A
    I really don't get it, though.
    Why do you keep getting rejected?
[02:06] Friend A
    You've got the looks,
    and you're smart and athletic.
[02:10] Friend A
    You're nice to everyone
[02:11] Friend A
    and popular with both boys and girls.
[02:13] Rentaro
    Talk about laying it on thick!
    Are you into me or something?
[02:16] Friend A
    Anyway, take care, Rentaro.
[02:19] Friend A
    Don't die, even if your rejection streak
    keeps going in high school.
[02:22] Rentaro
    Could you not jinx the next chapter
    in my life already, my good Friend A?!
SIGN    Find Love
SIGN    Find Love
SIGN    Find Love
SIGN    Find Love
[02:30] Rentaro
    I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!
[02:33] Rentaro
    Please let me land a girlfriend
    and lead a high school life filled with joy!
[02:40] Lovegod
    Worry not.
[02:45] Lovegod
    I'm over here.
SIGN    Offerings
[02:48] Rentaro
    Gah! A donation box thief!
[02:50] Lovegod
    What kind of thief shows up like this?!
[02:53] Lovegod
    I am the very god of this shrine.
[02:55] Rentaro
    What kind of god shows up like this?!
[03:00] Lovegod
    Worry not, Rentaro.
[03:02] Lovegod
    It is written in the stars that you'll meet
    your destined chick in high school.
SIGN    What's up with
    his hair...
[03:07] Rentaro
    My... destined chick?
[03:10] Lovegod
    Indeed.
[03:12] Rentaro
    No way! The chick...
[03:16] Rentaro
    Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?
[03:21] Rentaro
    Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.
[03:24] Lovegod
    What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?!
[03:26] Lovegod
    No, I mean your soulmate.
[03:29] Lovegod
    The person who was chosen for you at birth.
[03:33] Lovegod
    Your ideal romantic partner.
[03:37] Rentaro
    My ideal... romantic partner?
[03:40] Lovegod
    Exactly.
[03:41] Lovegod
    When two soulmates meet,
    a sudden shock runs through their bodies.
[03:46] Lovegod
    And they instantly fall
    head over heels for each other.
[03:49] Lovegod
    It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.
[03:52] Rentaro
    Head over heels... for each other?
[03:55] Lovegod
    Indeed.
[03:56] Lovegod
    But it bears noting that women
    will know the very moment this happens,
[04:01] Lovegod
    while men will only realize it
    gradually over time.
[04:05] Rentaro
    Women will the know the moment this happens,
[04:07] Rentaro
    while men only realize it over time?
[04:08] Lovegod
    So repetitive!
[04:10] Lovegod
    Quit repeating after me!
[04:13] Lovegod
    We've barely got enough time to cover
    everything we need to in episode one!
[04:16] Lovegod
    If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
    more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"
[04:20] Lovegod
    that would royally suck! For me, especially!
[04:23] Rentaro
    O-Okay, let's move on!
[04:25] Lovegod
    And soulmates are fated to meet 
    at a specific point in their lives.
SIGN    "A god quick to switch gears"
[04:30] Rentaro
    Too quick to switch gears, even!
[04:32] Rentaro
    But what about the people 
    who remain single their whole life?
SIGN    "A boy quick to switch gears"
[04:35] Lovegod
    Of course, not everyone
    gets to have a soulmate.
[04:38] Lovegod
    The ones who do are truly blessed.
[04:43] Rentaro
    I see.
[04:44] Rentaro
    Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
    school and have a joyful romance with them?
[04:50] Lovegod
    Indeed. And what's more...
[04:51] Lovegod
    In high school, you will meet a grand total
[04:55] Lovegod
    of one hundred soulmates!
[04:57] Rentaro
    A hundred?!
[04:59] Lovegod
    You'll have your pick of the girls.
    Aren't you happy?
[05:02] Rentaro
    A-Aw, come on... My pick?
[05:07] Rentaro
    If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?
[05:09] Lovegod
    Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!
SIGN    1 Month Later
SIGN    Ohana-no-Mitsu High School
    Entrance Ceremony
SIGN    Name of
    the high school
    Rentaro enrolled at
    (Bet you didn't
    know that one)
[05:19] Rentaro
    Finally, the entrance ceremony!
[05:21] Rentaro
    Not that there was much waiting involved, 
    given we skipped here right after graduation.
[05:26] Rentaro
    Now, we head to our respective classes
[05:28] Rentaro
    to get a rundown of the school rules...
[05:32] Rentaro
    Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.
[05:35] Karane
    That hurt! Watch where you're going!
[05:36] Hakari
    Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.
SIGN    Krrrack!!!
[05:54] Karane
    Huh? Wh-What was that?
[05:57] Rentaro
    I just felt a shock run through 
    my whole body. Could it be...
[06:02] Rentaro
    Are they who god was talking about?
[06:04] Rentaro
    Are they...
[06:06] Rentaro
    my soulmates?
[06:09] Rentaro
    Ack!
[06:09] Rentaro
    Quit staring at them!
[06:11] Rentaro
    They don't know anything! 
    They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!
[06:16] Rentaro
    Are...
[06:17] Rentaro
    Are you two okay?
[06:22] Karane
    Er...
[06:24] Rentaro
    Wh-What's wrong?
[06:26] Hakari
    My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.
SIGN    Hnghhh <3
SIGN    Hnghhh <3
[06:30] Hakari
    Could you help me
    to the nurse's office, please?
[06:35] Rentaro
    O-Of course! How bad is it?
[06:37] Rentaro
    Does it hurt a lot?
[06:39] Hakari
    Oh, no! It's not too bad.
[06:41] Rentaro
    I'm so sorry. Like, for real!
[06:43] Rentaro
    What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate 
    as soon as he meets her?
[06:48] Rentaro
    Get your act together, damn it!
SIGN    Squeee!!
SIGN    Swoooooooooooooon
[06:52] Hakari
    He's crying so much, 
    just because he hurt a total stranger!
SIGN    Love is blind.
[06:57] Hakari
    What a kind soul!
[06:59] Rentaro
    Are you okay? Can you stand?
[07:01] Hakari
    Yes, thank you.
[07:03] Karane
    I... I-It...
[07:07] Karane
    It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
    I could lean on you or anything, okay?!
[07:11] Rentaro
    What in the...?!
[07:12] Rentaro
    Wait.
[07:13] Rentaro
    Are you hurt, too?
[07:15] Karane
    Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
    You got a problem with that?
[07:21] Rentaro
    What am I, some kind of living,
    breathing Deathstar?!
[07:23] Rentaro
    What kinda messed-up way do you have
    to walk to hurt everyone you touch?!
[07:28] Hakari
    What's the matter?!
[07:28] Karane
    He's having a seizure?!
[07:30] Rentaro
    Huh?
[07:31] Rentaro
    What?
[07:33] Rentaro
    You two can stand?
[07:36] Hakarikarane
    Owie. Ouchie.
[07:38] Karane
    Q-Quit messing around and help us already!
[07:40] Rentaro
    Oh, uh... Sure.
[07:43] Rentaro
    Wait, why does it look like
    I'm the one being carried?!
[07:46] Hakari
    Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
    with the three of us all bunched up.
[07:49] Karane
    H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
    You're making me lose my balance, too!
[07:52] Hakari
    No, it's you!
[07:54] Karane
    No, you!
[07:55] Rentaro
    Hey, stop...
[08:01] Rentaro
    What is even going on? 
    Am I dreaming?!
[08:03] Rentaro
    They're clinging to me like cicadas!
[08:06] Rentaro
    I'm the luckiest 
    telephone pole in the universe!
[08:11] Rentaro
    L-Let's just hurry
    to the nurse's office already.
[08:13] Rentaro
    I feel like I'm gonna flip over
    and turn into a girl.
[08:17] Karane
    Real life ain't Reversi.
[08:20] Rentaro
    Oh, r-right.
[08:22] Rentaro
    I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
    How about you two?
[08:26] Karane
    I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.
[08:26] Hakari
    I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.
[08:29] Karane
    Hmph! So we're classmates!
[08:29] Hakari
    We're in the same class, huh?
[08:31] Rentaro
    Stereo introductions!
[08:33] Girl
    Did you hear about 
    this school's love superstition?
[08:33] Rentaro
    Could we maybe go one at a time?
[08:38] Rentaro
    Please give me one more chance.
[08:38] Girl A
    There's a field of pink clovers 
    in the courtyard.
[08:41] Girl A
    If you find a four-leaf clover there
    and ask someone out with it,
[08:44] Girl A
    they'll definitely say yes, apparently!
[08:45] Girl B
    The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!
[08:47] Girl A
    Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!
[08:52] Hakari
    I just remembered something I need to do!
[08:52] Karane
    I just remembered something I gotta do!
[08:53] Rentaro
    So your legs are fine now?!
SIGN    End of the First Day of School
SIGN    And Four Hours After That
[09:01] Rentaro
    I didn't expect to help a teacher
    look for his contacts after school,
[09:05] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Found it!
SIGN    Found it!
[09:05] Rentaro
    nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.
SIGN    Thank you!
[09:06] (Flashback) Teacher
    Thank you! I'll give you 
    a hundred million extra credits!
SIGN    I'll give you a hundred
    million extra credits!
[09:10] Rentaro
    I'd hoped to see those girls
    again after school,
[09:12] Rentaro
    but I guess that's not happening.
[09:15] Rentaro
    They both ran off somewhere...
[09:18] Karane
    Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!
[09:20] Hakari
    Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...
[09:22] Rentaro
    They're going at it!
[09:24] Rentaro
    Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover 
    since school ended four hours ago?
[09:29] Rentaro
    Who does that?!
SIGN    Guy who just
    spent four hours
    looking for contacts
[09:33] Rentaro
    And they're trying so hard, too...
[09:36] Rentaro
    Is it for me?
[09:38] Rentaro
    I can't just stand by and watch!
[09:43] Karane
    I guess they've all been picked by now.
[09:48] Karane
    But surely I can find one...
[09:49] Rentaro
    Inda-san.
[09:52] Rentaro
    Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?
[09:55] Karane
    Aijo?!
[09:56] Karane
    W-What? I'm not looking for
    a four-leaf clover or anything!
[10:00] Karane
    Uh...
[10:01] Karane
    Right! It's just, I...
[10:03] Karane
    I suddenly felt the need to go,
    so I'm just looking for a good spot!
[10:07] Rentaro
    You sure you wanna go with that?
    You're just making things worse for yourself!
[10:11] Rentaro
    Wait, where's Hanazono-san?
[10:14] Karane
    Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
    Bathroom break, maybe?
[10:18] Rentaro
    Oh. Well, in that case...
[10:21] Rentaro
    Here.
[10:22] Rentaro
    You must be tired, so have a drink.
[10:24] Karane
    Huh? Wh-What?
[10:26] Karane
    What're you playing at?
[10:27] Karane
    I-I don't get it.
[10:30] Rentaro
    Right, figures.
[10:32] Rentaro
    I'm being kinda gross, huh?
    We only just met and all.
[10:38] Karane
    Y...
[10:39] Karane
    You're being so gross,
    I'm gonna throw it all up,
[10:42] Karane
    but I'll drink it just so
    it doesn't go to waste!
[10:44] Rentaro
    I'm not trying to put you through
    all that pain and suffering, though!
[10:48] Rentaro
    A-Anyway, it's getting late.
    You should go home.
[10:52] Karane
    I-I don't need you tell me!
    I was about to do just that!
[10:57] Karane
    H-Hey, uh...
[11:00] Karane
    Th-Thanks.
[11:04] Rentaro
    Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!
[11:07] Karane
    H-Hmph!
[11:09] Karane
    It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?!
[11:11] Rentaro
    I'm getting mixed signals!
[11:14] Hakari
    Huh? Aijo-kun?
[11:16] Rentaro
    Hanazono-san.
[11:17] Hakari
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:20] Rentaro
    Oh, uh...
[11:21] Rentaro
    It looked like you two'd been looking for
    a four-leaf clover all this time,
[11:24] Rentaro
    so I bought you some drinks.
[11:27] Rentaro
    Here. For you, if you'd like.
[11:29] Hakari
    Aw, you shouldn't have...
[11:33] Hakari
    Oh, but I always struggle to finish
    a whole can by myself.
[11:38] Hakari
    Could you please have half of it for me?
[11:42] Hakari
    It's the perfect scheme!
[11:44] Hakari
    Now I can share an indirect kiss 
    with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!
[11:48] Rentaro
    I get it.
[11:50] Rentaro
    I was worried about 350ml being too much,
    so I got you a 190ml can, too.
[11:54] Rentaro
    Way to go, me.
[11:57] Hakari
    B-B-But...
[11:58] Hakari
    Half of 350ml is 175ml,
    and 190ml is 15ml more than that.
[12:04] Hakari
    I really don't think
    I could finish it by myself.
[12:08] Rentaro
    Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?!
[12:10] Rentaro
    W-Well, if you insist.
[12:13] Hakari
    Please.
[12:15] Rentaro
    Okay, here I go.
SIGN    Let's gooo!!
[12:20] Rentaro
    How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?
[12:23] Rentaro
    Here. Hopefully, that should do it.
[12:25] Hakari
    Thank you so much.
[12:27] Rentaro
    Wait!
[12:28] Rentaro
    Isn't this an indirect kiss?!
[12:31] Hakari
    An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.
[12:34] Hakari
    I-Indirect...
[12:35] Hakari
    kiss!
[12:36] Rentaro
    Hanazono-san?!
[12:42] Rentaro
    I didn't know you liked that drink so much!
[12:46] Hakari
    My indirect ki...
[12:49] Rentaro
    Hanazono-san.
[12:51] Rentaro
    You've got splashes on your skirt.
    Use this to wipe off.
[13:05] Rentaro
    Huh? H-Hanazono-san?
[13:07] Hakari
    Aijo-kun.
[13:09] Hakari
    I... I love you!
[13:11] Hakari
    Please go out with me!
[13:15] Rentaro
    Wh-What?
[13:17] Hakari
    I-I'm sorry.
[13:18] Hakari
    I know this is too sudden. But...
[13:21] Hakari
    I feel like I'm already
    head over heels for you.
[13:26] Hakari
    And it seems I'm not the only one
    who feels that way.
[13:31] Hakari
    So I thought I had to say it now,
    or else I'd regret it forever.
[13:34] Rentaro
    It's the first time 
    any girl has ever asked me out.
[13:38] Rentaro
    I'm over the moon!
[13:41] Rentaro
    I...
[13:44] Rentaro
    I-Inda-san?
[13:46] Rentaro
    What's with all those cans?!
[13:48] Karane
    It's not like I wanted to pay you back
[13:50] Karane
    but couldn't figure out what you liked
    and bought one of everything, okay?!
[13:53] Rentaro
    I appreciate the thought,
    but you really shouldn't have!
[13:57] Karane
    Who died and let you cut in line?!
[13:59] Hakari
    Whatever could you mean?
[14:00] Hakari
    I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.
[14:04] Karane
    You just said you weren't
    the only one! I heard you!
[14:08] Karane
    I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!
[14:12] Rentaro
    Bit late for that, isn't it?!
[14:14] Karane
    H-Hmph!
[14:15] Karane
    But, hey, if you want to go out with me
    so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.
[14:20] Rentaro
    I've never seen anyone ask someone out
    like they're doing them a favor before.
[14:24] Karane
    No, what I mean to say is...
[14:27] Karane
    I... I love you, too, Aijo.
[14:32] Karane
    Please go out with me.
[14:44] Rentaro
    Hanazono-san.
[14:46] Rentaro
    Inda-san.
[14:48] Karane
    Aijo.
[14:48] Hakari
    Aijo-kun.
[14:50] Karane
    Who's it gonna be? Pick one!
[14:50] Hakari
    Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!
[14:55] Rentaro
    F...
[14:56] Rentaro
    Find out after this short break.
[14:58] Karane
    I'm gonna kick your ass!
[15:01] Rentaro
    I...
[15:02] Rentaro
    I seriously can't choose!
[15:04] Rentaro
    They're both so attractive. 
    There's no way I could choose.
[15:08] Rentaro
    Is it because they're both my soulmates?
[15:11] Rentaro
    I asked them to wait 
    until tomorrow for my response...
[15:14] Rentaro
    But what do I do?
[15:16] Lovegod
    But of course.
[15:20] Lovegod
    They're your soulmates,
    both your ideal romantic partner.
[15:25] Lovegod
    It's impossible for you to pick one.
[15:27] Rentaro
    How do others do it?
[15:29] Rentaro
    What do the people who meet
    two soulmates at once like me handle it?
[15:34] Lovegod
    About that...
[15:36] Lovegod
    Normally, any given person
    only has one soulmate.
[15:42] Lovegod
    Something monumental just happened
    to coincide with your birth.
[15:47] Lovegod
    It caused me, the god of love,
    to make a horrible mistake.
[15:50] Rentaro
    What? What was it?!
[15:54] Lovegod
    It was a Friday.
[15:58] Lovegod
    Fortress in the Sky 
    was airing on TV while I was working.
[16:01] Rentaro
    You're a god!
    Why are you watching TV as you work?!
[16:04] Lovegod
    L-Listen, hear me out!
[16:07] Lovegod
    It was my first watch!
    My first exposure to Balus!
[16:07] Mooska
    I'll wait three minutes.
[16:10] Rentaro
    Your first Balus?!
SIGN    Balus!
[16:13] (Flashback) Lovegod
    Spectacular!
SIGN    jot jot jot
[16:15] Rentaro
    That's understandable...
[16:16] Rentaro
    my ass!
SIGN    Aijo Rentaro
SIGN    will have 100 soulmates
[16:17] Lovegod
    You know Fortress in the Sky is a 100/100!
SIGN    100 soulmates
[16:20] Rentaro
    That's not the point!
[16:21] Rentaro
    Why'd you even put your score down there?!
SIGN    °An easy task involving just putting down "1" on each sheet.
[16:22] Rentaro
    Heck, if it's one soulmate just person, 
    why not just print that part, too?!
SIGN    Graaaargh
[16:25] Rentaro
    Damn it all! What have you done to my life?!
[16:29] Rentaro
    If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
    a happy life not worrying about all this!
[16:33] Lovegod
    Not to kick you while you're down,
    but it gets worse.
[16:36] Rentaro
    There's more?!
[16:37] Lovegod
    When a person meets their soulmate,
    they can love each other and be together.
[16:43] Lovegod
    But if that doesn't come to pass,
    all sorts of horrible stuff happens to them
[16:47] Lovegod
    and they die.
[16:50] Lovegod
    Having a soulmate is such a blessing,
[16:54] Lovegod
    it uses up a whole lifetime's
    worth of good luck.
[16:57] Lovegod
    As such, if one fails to match
    with them, only misfortune awaits.
[17:02] Rentaro
    So, you mean to say...
[17:03] Rentaro
    If I go out with one of them...
[17:07] Lovegod
    Yes. The other will die.
[17:10] Rentaro
    How the heck am I supposed to choose now?!
[17:13] Rentaro
    The hell do you expect me to do,
    for crying out loud?!
[17:15] Lovegod
    Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.
[17:19] Rentaro
    This can't be happening to me!
[17:21] Rentaro
    The girl I don't pick will die?
[17:24] Rentaro
    What can I do?
[17:31] Rentaro
    Hang on. What if...
[17:34] Rentaro
    Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.
[17:37] Rentaro
    I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
    I will go out with you, of course.
[17:42] Rentaro
    But keep it a secret
    so she doesn't find out, okay?
[17:46] Rentaro
    That's it! That way, I can date 
    both of them without the other knowing!
[17:50] Rentaro
    I can save both of them from certain death!
[17:56] Rentaro
    Good morning, you two.
[17:58] Hakari
    Good morning, Aijo-kun.
[18:01] Karane
    Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...
SIGN    Tattered...
[18:07] Karane
    What the hell happened to you?!
[18:09] Rentaro
    Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.
[18:12] Hakari
    So...
[18:13] Hakari
    Have you decided on your answer?
[18:17] Rentaro
    Yeah.
[18:31] Rentaro
    I want both of you to be my girlfriends!
[18:37] Karane
    Wh...
[18:38] Karane
    You wha?!
[18:39] Karane
    Both of us? Are you out of your mind?!
[18:43] Rentaro
    I know how crazy this sounds!
[18:46] Rentaro
    But...
[18:48] (Flashback) Rentaro
    That's it! That way, I can date 
    both of them without the other knowing!
[18:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
    I can save both of them from certain death!
[19:02] (Flashback) Rentaro
    How stupid am I?
[19:04] (Flashback) Rentaro
    The two of them opened up to me 
    and told me how they felt.
[19:08] (Flashback) Rentaro
    I know better than anyone
[19:10] (Flashback) Rentaro
    how much courage it takes 
    to confess your love to another person!
[19:14] (Flashback) Rentaro
    There are lines that 
    should never be crossed, man!
[19:17] Rentaro
    I just couldn't decide.
[19:20] Rentaro
    I love you both so much,
[19:22] Rentaro
    I couldn't pick only one!
[19:24] Rentaro
    I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.
[19:27] Rentaro
    I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
    tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!
[19:31] Rentaro
    So I'm begging you two!
[19:33] Rentaro
    Please go out with me!
[19:37] Karane
    Y...
[19:38] Karane
    You can sweet-talk me all you want,
    two-timing is just not on...
[19:45] Karane
    Pink...
[19:46] Hakari
    ...four-leaf clovers?
[19:48] Hakari
    Two of them, no less!
[19:50] Hakari
    We searched for so long together,
    and we couldn't even find one!
[19:54] Karane
    H-How'd you get those?
[19:56] Rentaro
    Well, last night...
[19:57] Rentaro
    I called a teacher
    and asked them to let me back in.
[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher
    Oh, you're the one who found 
    my contacts. Sure, anything for you.
[20:01] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Thank you so much!
[20:04] Hakari
    You spent all night looking?
[20:06] Karane
    Wh-What an idiot!
[20:08] Karane
    You're in high school, and you still
    believe that stupid superstition?!
[20:12] Hakari
    Inda-san, please stop.
[20:14] Hakari
    Your words are coming back 
    to bite both you and me.
SIGN    Stab
[20:16] Karane
    Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
    how much you care for us!
SIGN    I
    know it
[20:20] Karane
    I'm still not letting you talk me into
    accepting something as trashy as two-timing!
[20:24] Rentaro
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[20:26] Rentaro
    That's not what I was going for at all.
[20:28] Karane
    Then what the hell are you trying to do?!
[20:29] Hakari
    Down, Inda-san.
[20:30] Karane
    You two-timing piece of trash! 
    You must be crazy!
[20:31] Hakari
    I know you acted all smug only to swing
    and miss, but that's no reason to rage.
[20:33] Karane
    Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!
[20:35] Rentaro
    It's just, you two were trying
    so hard to find these.
[20:36] Karane
    Nag, nag! Nag, nag!
[20:39] Rentaro
    It made me think you like
    this kind of romantic gesture.
[20:43] Rentaro
    So I figured, if I gave you
    these along with my answer,
[20:47] Rentaro
    it might make you happy.
[20:52] Hakari
    V-Very well. I accept.
[20:55] Hakari
    I don't mind you two-timing me.
[20:57] Karane
    Excuse me?!
[20:58] Karane
    Have you lost your mind, too?!
[21:01] Hakari
    I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.
[21:05] Hakari
    I can't even imagine falling in love
    with anyone else anymore.
[21:09] Hakari
    If it's between this and rejection,
    then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.
[21:16] Hakari
    So I hope you'll take
    good care of me, Rentaro-kun.
[21:22] Karane
    M-Me, too!
[21:24] Karane
    You better treat me right, or you'll pay!
[21:27] Hakari
    Oh? What happened to
    "two-timing is just not on"?
[21:31] Karane
    I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!
[21:34] Rentaro
    Yeah, I promise.
[21:36] Rentaro
    I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!
[21:45] Narrator
    And so begins Rentaro's 
    unprecedented pure-love harem life.
[21:49] Narrator
    But we mustn't forget:
[21:50] Narrator
    There are 98 more soulmates to come!
[21:54] Narrator
    What will Rentaro do?
[21:56] Narrator
    Will he leave the rest of this 
    endless barrage of soulmates to die?
[22:00] Narrator
    Or will he choose to love every single one?
[22:03] Narrator
    Is he gonna go for a century?!
[22:04] Narrator
    Are you gonna be hundred-timing,
[22:06] Narrator
    Rentaro?!