# E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUND1WD/the-2-girlfriends-who-really-really-really-love-you-98-to-go)
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***SIGN*** Thanks for 3 great years!
Middle School Graduation Ceremony
***SIGN*** Video Photo Square
**[00:02] F. Teacher**
Congrats.
**[00:02] All**
Yay!
**[00:03] Girl**
There, there. No crying.
**[00:05] Guy 1**
Hoo boy.
**[00:06] Guy 1**
I gave away all my buttons.
**[00:08] Guy 2**
O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.
**[00:14] Rentaro**
Asakawa-san.
**[00:16] Rentaro**
I like you! Please...
**[00:18] Rentaro**
Go out with me!
**[00:22] Asakawa**
Aijo-kun.
**[00:25] Asakawa**
Same here.
**[00:28] Asakawa**
You're so cheerful, friendly,
and straightforward,
**[00:31] Asakawa**
and you're incredibly nice to everyone.
**[00:33] Asakawa**
And that's why I...
**[00:37] Asakawa**
li...
**[00:39] Asakawa**
I like you, too, but...
**[00:41] Asakawa**
Just the idea of dating you
makes me wanna puke.
**[00:43] Asakawa**
I can't, sorry!
**[00:44] Rentaro**
Way to go from "Sick!" to *sick*!
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro's
Rejection Blues
**[00:51] Rentaro**
*A wild ride from heaven to hell.*
**[00:53] Rentaro**
*It was the first ever rejection
that made me wanna die.*
**[00:56] Rentaro**
Today... my romance died.
**[01:00] Friend A**
Cheer up, Rentaro.
***SIGN*** Friend A
**[01:03] Friend A**
Quit looking like a doomer
falling into darkness, dude.
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro
**[01:06] Rentaro**
What would that even look like?
**[01:08] Friend A**
Like that.
**[01:10] Friend A**
By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?
**[01:13] Rentaro**
Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?
**[01:16] Friend A**
Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!
**[01:19] Rentaro**
Wow, now you've ruined
every single memory we've ever shared!
**[01:22] Rentaro**
That rejection was...
**[01:24] Rentaro**
my one hundredth.
**[01:26] Friend A**
I'm amazed you had the nerve
to keep going after the first ninety-nine.
**[01:31] Friend A**
I dub thee...
***SIGN*** Graduation Certificate
**[01:32] Sign**
#Losing
**[01:33] Friend A**
Sir Flirts-a-Lot.
***SIGN*** Sir Flirts-a-Lot
**[01:35] Rentaro**
Stop that!
**[01:36] Rentaro**
I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!
**[01:38] Friend A**
How'd you even get to 100?
When did you first ask a girl out?
**[01:42] Rentaro**
I'll never forget the day it happened.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Rentarobaby**
A... A-tan...
**[01:46] Rentaro**
I was eight months old.
**[01:47] (Flashback) Rentarobaby**
Wub you!
**[01:48] Friend A**
I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!
**[01:49] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No!
**[01:50] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No, no!
**[01:51] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:53] Rentaro**
Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!
**[01:55] Rentaro**
I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"
**[01:57] Rentaro**
I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
at each other instead of snowballs!
**[02:00] Rentaro**
And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!
**[02:02] Friend A**
I really don't get it, though.
Why do you keep getting rejected?
**[02:06] Friend A**
You've got the looks,
and you're smart and athletic.
**[02:10] Friend A**
You're nice to everyone
**[02:11] Friend A**
and popular with both boys and girls.
**[02:13] Rentaro**
Talk about laying it on thick!
Are you into me or something?
**[02:16] Friend A**
Anyway, take care, Rentaro.
**[02:19] Friend A**
Don't die, even if your rejection streak
keeps going in high school.
**[02:22] Rentaro**
Could you not jinx the next chapter
in my life already, my good Friend A?!
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
**[02:30] Rentaro**
I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!
**[02:33] Rentaro**
Please let me land a girlfriend
and lead a high school life filled with joy!
**[02:40] Lovegod**
Worry not.
**[02:45] Lovegod**
I'm over here.
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[02:48] Rentaro**
Gah! A donation box thief!
**[02:50] Lovegod**
What kind of thief shows up like this?!
**[02:53] Lovegod**
I am the very god of this shrine.
**[02:55] Rentaro**
What kind of *god* shows up like this?!
**[03:00] Lovegod**
Worry not, Rentaro.
**[03:02] Lovegod**
It is written in the stars that you'll meet
your destined chick in high school.
***SIGN*** What's up with
his hair...
**[03:07] Rentaro**
My... destined chick?
**[03:10] Lovegod**
Indeed.
**[03:12] Rentaro**
No way! The chick...
**[03:16] Rentaro**
Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?
**[03:21] Rentaro**
Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.
**[03:24] Lovegod**
What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?!
**[03:26] Lovegod**
No, I mean your soulmate.
**[03:29] Lovegod**
The person who was chosen for you at birth.
**[03:33] Lovegod**
Your ideal romantic partner.
**[03:37] Rentaro**
My ideal... romantic partner?
**[03:40] Lovegod**
Exactly.
**[03:41] Lovegod**
When two soulmates meet,
a sudden shock runs through their bodies.
**[03:46] Lovegod**
And they instantly fall
head over heels for each other.
**[03:49] Lovegod**
It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.
**[03:52] Rentaro**
Head over heels... for each other?
**[03:55] Lovegod**
Indeed.
**[03:56] Lovegod**
But it bears noting that women
will know the very moment this happens,
**[04:01] Lovegod**
while men will only realize it
gradually over time.
**[04:05] Rentaro**
Women will the know the moment this happens,
**[04:07] Rentaro**
while men only realize it over time?
**[04:08] Lovegod**
So repetitive!
**[04:10] Lovegod**
Quit repeating after me!
**[04:13] Lovegod**
We've barely got enough time to cover
everything we need to in episode one!
**[04:16] Lovegod**
If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"
**[04:20] Lovegod**
that would royally suck! For me, especially!
**[04:23] Rentaro**
O-Okay, let's move on!
**[04:25] Lovegod**
And soulmates are fated to meet
at a specific point in their lives.
***SIGN*** "A god quick to switch gears"
**[04:30] Rentaro**
Too quick to switch gears, even!
**[04:32] Rentaro**
But what about the people
who remain single their whole life?
***SIGN*** "A boy quick to switch gears"
**[04:35] Lovegod**
Of course, not everyone
gets to have a soulmate.
**[04:38] Lovegod**
The ones who do are truly blessed.
**[04:43] Rentaro**
I see.
**[04:44] Rentaro**
Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
school and have a joyful romance with them?
**[04:50] Lovegod**
Indeed. And what's more...
**[04:51] Lovegod**
In high school, you will meet a grand total
**[04:55] Lovegod**
of one hundred soulmates!
**[04:57] Rentaro**
A hundred?!
**[04:59] Lovegod**
You'll have your pick of the girls.
Aren't you happy?
**[05:02] Rentaro**
A-Aw, come on... My pick?
**[05:07] Rentaro**
If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?
**[05:09] Lovegod**
Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!
***SIGN*** 1 Month Later
***SIGN*** Ohana-no-Mitsu High School
Entrance Ceremony
***SIGN*** Name of
the high school
Rentaro enrolled at
(Bet you didn't
know that one)
**[05:19] Rentaro**
Finally, the entrance ceremony!
**[05:21] Rentaro**
*Not that there was much waiting involved,
given we skipped here right after graduation.*
**[05:26] Rentaro**
*Now, we head to our respective classes*
**[05:28] Rentaro**
*to get a rundown of the school rules...*
**[05:32] Rentaro**
Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.
**[05:35] Karane**
That hurt! Watch where you're going!
**[05:36] Hakari**
Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!!
**[05:54] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What was that?
**[05:57] Rentaro**
*I just felt a shock run through
my whole body. Could it be...*
**[06:02] Rentaro**
*Are they who god was talking about?*
**[06:04] Rentaro**
*Are they...*
**[06:06] Rentaro**
*my soulmates?*
**[06:09] Rentaro**
*Ack!*
**[06:09] Rentaro**
*Quit staring at them!*
**[06:11] Rentaro**
*They don't know anything!
They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!*
**[06:16] Rentaro**
Are...
**[06:17] Rentaro**
Are you two okay?
**[06:22] Karane**
Er...
**[06:24] Rentaro**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[06:26] Hakari**
My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.
***SIGN*** Hnghhh <3
***SIGN*** Hnghhh <3
**[06:30] Hakari**
Could you help me
to the nurse's office, please?
**[06:35] Rentaro**
O-Of course! How bad is it?
**[06:37] Rentaro**
Does it hurt a lot?
**[06:39] Hakari**
Oh, no! It's not too bad.
**[06:41] Rentaro**
I'm so sorry. Like, for real!
**[06:43] Rentaro**
*What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate
as soon as he meets her?*
**[06:48] Rentaro**
*Get your act together, damn it!*
***SIGN*** Squeee!!
***SIGN*** Swoooooooooooooon
**[06:52] Hakari**
*He's crying so much,
just because he hurt a total stranger!*
***SIGN*** Love is blind.
**[06:57] Hakari**
*What a kind soul!*
**[06:59] Rentaro**
Are you okay? Can you stand?
**[07:01] Hakari**
Yes, thank you.
**[07:03] Karane**
I... I-It...
**[07:07] Karane**
It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
I could lean on you or anything, okay?!
**[07:11] Rentaro**
What in the...?!
**[07:12] Rentaro**
Wait.
**[07:13] Rentaro**
Are you hurt, too?
**[07:15] Karane**
Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
You got a problem with that?
**[07:21] Rentaro**
What am I, some kind of living,
breathing Deathstar?!
**[07:23] Rentaro**
What kinda messed-up way do you have
to walk to hurt everyone you touch?!
**[07:28] Hakari**
What's the matter?!
**[07:28] Karane**
He's having a seizure?!
**[07:30] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[07:31] Rentaro**
What?
**[07:33] Rentaro**
You two can stand?
**[07:36] Hakarikarane**
Owie. Ouchie.
**[07:38] Karane**
Q-Quit messing around and help us already!
**[07:40] Rentaro**
Oh, uh... Sure.
**[07:43] Rentaro**
Wait, why does it look like
I'm the one being carried?!
**[07:46] Hakari**
Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
with the three of us all bunched up.
**[07:49] Karane**
H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
You're making me lose my balance, too!
**[07:52] Hakari**
No, it's you!
**[07:54] Karane**
No, you!
**[07:55] Rentaro**
Hey, stop...
**[08:01] Rentaro**
*What is even going on?
Am I dreaming?!*
**[08:03] Rentaro**
*They're clinging to me like cicadas!*
**[08:06] Rentaro**
*I'm the luckiest
telephone pole in the universe!*
**[08:11] Rentaro**
L-Let's just hurry
to the nurse's office already.
**[08:13] Rentaro**
I feel like I'm gonna flip over
and turn into a girl.
**[08:17] Karane**
Real life ain't Reversi.
**[08:20] Rentaro**
Oh, r-right.
**[08:22] Rentaro**
I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
How about you two?
**[08:26] Karane**
I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.
**[08:26] Hakari**
I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.
**[08:29] Karane**
Hmph! So we're classmates!
**[08:29] Hakari**
We're in the same class, huh?
**[08:31] Rentaro**
Stereo introductions!
**[08:33] Girl**
Did you hear about
this school's love superstition?
**[08:33] Rentaro**
Could we maybe go one at a time?
**[08:38] Rentaro**
Please give me one more chance.
**[08:38] Girl A**
There's a field of pink clovers
in the courtyard.
**[08:41] Girl A**
If you find a four-leaf clover there
and ask someone out with it,
**[08:44] Girl A**
they'll definitely say yes, apparently!
**[08:45] Girl B**
The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!
**[08:47] Girl A**
Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!
**[08:52] Hakari**
I just remembered something I need to do!
**[08:52] Karane**
I just remembered something I gotta do!
**[08:53] Rentaro**
So your legs are fine now?!
***SIGN*** End of the First Day of School
***SIGN*** And Four Hours After That
**[09:01] Rentaro**
I didn't expect to help a teacher
look for his contacts after school,
**[09:05] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Found it!
**[09:05] Rentaro**
nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.
***SIGN*** Thank you!
**[09:06] (Flashback) Teacher**
Thank you! I'll give you
a hundred million extra credits!
***SIGN*** I'll give you a hundred
million extra credits!
**[09:10] Rentaro**
I'd hoped to see those girls
again after school,
**[09:12] Rentaro**
but I guess that's not happening.
**[09:15] Rentaro**
They both ran off somewhere...
**[09:18] Karane**
Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!
**[09:20] Hakari**
Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...
**[09:22] Rentaro**
*They're going at it!*
**[09:24] Rentaro**
*Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover
since school ended four hours ago?*
**[09:29] Rentaro**
*Who does that?!*
***SIGN*** Guy who just
spent four hours
looking for contacts
**[09:33] Rentaro**
*And they're trying so hard, too...*
**[09:36] Rentaro**
*Is it for me?*
**[09:38] Rentaro**
*I can't just stand by and watch!*
**[09:43] Karane**
I guess they've all been picked by now.
**[09:48] Karane**
But surely I can find *one*...
**[09:49] Rentaro**
Inda-san.
**[09:52] Rentaro**
Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?
**[09:55] Karane**
Aijo?!
**[09:56] Karane**
W-What? I'm not looking for
a four-leaf clover or anything!
**[10:00] Karane**
Uh...
**[10:01] Karane**
Right! It's just, I...
**[10:03] Karane**
I suddenly felt the need to go,
so I'm just looking for a good spot!
**[10:07] Rentaro**
You sure you wanna go with that?
You're just making things worse for yourself!
**[10:11] Rentaro**
Wait, where's Hanazono-san?
**[10:14] Karane**
Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
Bathroom break, maybe?
**[10:18] Rentaro**
Oh. Well, in that case...
**[10:21] Rentaro**
Here.
**[10:22] Rentaro**
You must be tired, so have a drink.
**[10:24] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What?
**[10:26] Karane**
What're you playing at?
**[10:27] Karane**
I-I don't get it.
**[10:30] Rentaro**
Right, figures.
**[10:32] Rentaro**
I'm being kinda gross, huh?
We only just met and all.
**[10:38] Karane**
Y...
**[10:39] Karane**
You're being so gross,
I'm gonna throw it all up,
**[10:42] Karane**
but I'll drink it just so
it doesn't go to waste!
**[10:44] Rentaro**
I'm not trying to put you through
all that pain and suffering, though!
**[10:48] Rentaro**
A-Anyway, it's getting late.
You should go home.
**[10:52] Karane**
I-I don't need you tell me!
I was about to do just that!
**[10:57] Karane**
H-Hey, uh...
**[11:00] Karane**
Th-Thanks.
**[11:04] Rentaro**
*Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!*
**[11:07] Karane**
H-Hmph!
**[11:09] Karane**
It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?!
**[11:11] Rentaro**
I'm getting mixed signals!
**[11:14] Hakari**
Huh? Aijo-kun?
**[11:16] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[11:17] Hakari**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[11:20] Rentaro**
Oh, uh...
**[11:21] Rentaro**
It looked like you two'd been looking for
a four-leaf clover all this time,
**[11:24] Rentaro**
so I bought you some drinks.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Here. For you, if you'd like.
**[11:29] Hakari**
Aw, you shouldn't have...
**[11:33] Hakari**
Oh, but I always struggle to finish
a whole can by myself.
**[11:38] Hakari**
Could you please have half of it for me?
**[11:42] Hakari**
*It's the perfect scheme!*
**[11:44] Hakari**
*Now I can share an indirect kiss
with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!*
**[11:48] Rentaro**
I get it.
**[11:50] Rentaro**
I was worried about 350ml being too much,
so I got you a 190ml can, too.
**[11:54] Rentaro**
Way to go, me.
**[11:57] Hakari**
B-B-But...
**[11:58] Hakari**
Half of 350ml is 175ml,
and 190ml is 15ml more than that.
**[12:04] Hakari**
I really don't think
I could finish it by myself.
**[12:08] Rentaro**
Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?!
**[12:10] Rentaro**
W-Well, if you insist.
**[12:13] Hakari**
Please.
**[12:15] Rentaro**
Okay, here I go.
***SIGN*** Let's gooo!!
**[12:20] Rentaro**
*How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?*
**[12:23] Rentaro**
Here. Hopefully, that should do it.
**[12:25] Hakari**
Thank you so much.
**[12:27] Rentaro**
*Wait!*
**[12:28] Rentaro**
*Isn't this an indirect kiss?!*
**[12:31] Hakari**
*An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.*
**[12:34] Hakari**
*I-Indirect...*
**[12:35] Hakari**
*kiss!*
**[12:36] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san?!
**[12:42] Rentaro**
I didn't know you liked that drink so much!
**[12:46] Hakari**
My indirect ki...
**[12:49] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[12:51] Rentaro**
You've got splashes on your skirt.
Use this to wipe off.
**[13:05] Rentaro**
Huh? H-Hanazono-san?
**[13:07] Hakari**
Aijo-kun.
**[13:09] Hakari**
I... I love you!
**[13:11] Hakari**
Please go out with me!
**[13:15] Rentaro**
Wh-What?
**[13:17] Hakari**
I-I'm sorry.
**[13:18] Hakari**
I know this is too sudden. But...
**[13:21] Hakari**
I feel like I'm already
head over heels for you.
**[13:26] Hakari**
And it seems I'm not the only one
who feels that way.
**[13:31] Hakari**
So I thought I had to say it now,
or else I'd regret it forever.
**[13:34] Rentaro**
*It's the first time
any girl has ever asked me out.*
**[13:38] Rentaro**
*I'm over the moon!*
**[13:41] Rentaro**
I...
**[13:44] Rentaro**
I-Inda-san?
**[13:46] Rentaro**
What's with all those cans?!
**[13:48] Karane**
It's not like I wanted to pay you back
**[13:50] Karane**
but couldn't figure out what you liked
and bought one of everything, okay?!
**[13:53] Rentaro**
I appreciate the thought,
but you really shouldn't have!
**[13:57] Karane**
Who died and let you cut in line?!
**[13:59] Hakari**
Whatever could you mean?
**[14:00] Hakari**
I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.
**[14:04] Karane**
You just said you weren't
the only one! I heard you!
**[14:08] Karane**
I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!
**[14:12] Rentaro**
Bit late for that, isn't it?!
**[14:14] Karane**
H-Hmph!
**[14:15] Karane**
But, hey, if you want to go out with me
so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.
**[14:20] Rentaro**
I've never seen anyone ask someone out
like they're doing them a favor before.
**[14:24] Karane**
No, what I mean to say is...
**[14:27] Karane**
I... I love you, too, Aijo.
**[14:32] Karane**
Please go out with me.
**[14:44] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[14:46] Rentaro**
Inda-san.
**[14:48] Karane**
Aijo.
**[14:48] Hakari**
Aijo-kun.
**[14:50] Karane**
Who's it gonna be? Pick one!
**[14:50] Hakari**
Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!
**[14:55] Rentaro**
F...
**[14:56] Rentaro**
Find out after this short break.
**[14:58] Karane**
I'm gonna kick your ass!
**[15:01] Rentaro**
*I...*
**[15:02] Rentaro**
*I seriously can't choose!*
**[15:04] Rentaro**
*They're both so attractive.
There's no way I could choose.*
**[15:08] Rentaro**
*Is it because they're both my soulmates?*
**[15:11] Rentaro**
*I asked them to wait
until tomorrow for my response...*
**[15:14] Rentaro**
*But what do I do?*
**[15:16] Lovegod**
But of course.
**[15:20] Lovegod**
They're your soulmates,
both your ideal romantic partner.
**[15:25] Lovegod**
It's impossible for you to pick one.
**[15:27] Rentaro**
How do others do it?
**[15:29] Rentaro**
What do the people who meet
two soulmates at once like me handle it?
**[15:34] Lovegod**
About that...
**[15:36] Lovegod**
Normally, any given person
only has one soulmate.
**[15:42] Lovegod**
Something monumental just happened
to coincide with your birth.
**[15:47] Lovegod**
It caused me, the god of love,
to make a horrible mistake.
**[15:50] Rentaro**
What? What was it?!
**[15:54] Lovegod**
It was a Friday.
**[15:58] Lovegod**
*Fortress in the Sky*
was airing on TV while I was working.
**[16:01] Rentaro**
You're a god!
Why are you watching TV as you work?!
**[16:04] Lovegod**
L-Listen, hear me out!
**[16:07] Lovegod**
It was my first watch!
My first exposure to Balus!
**[16:07] Mooska**
I'll wait three minutes.
**[16:10] Rentaro**
Your first Balus?!
***SIGN*** Balus!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Lovegod**
Spectacular!
***SIGN*** jot jot jot
**[16:15] Rentaro**
That's understandable...
**[16:16] Rentaro**
my ass!
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro
***SIGN*** will have 100 soulmates
**[16:17] Lovegod**
You know *Fortress in the Sky* is a 100/100!
***SIGN*** 100 soulmates
**[16:20] Rentaro**
That's not the point!
**[16:21] Rentaro**
Why'd you even put your score down there?!
***SIGN*** °An easy task involving just putting down "1" on each sheet.
**[16:22] Rentaro**
Heck, if it's one soulmate just person,
why not just print that part, too?!
***SIGN*** Graaaargh
**[16:25] Rentaro**
Damn it all! What have you done to my life?!
**[16:29] Rentaro**
If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
a happy life not worrying about all this!
**[16:33] Lovegod**
Not to kick you while you're down,
but it gets worse.
**[16:36] Rentaro**
There's more?!
**[16:37] Lovegod**
When a person meets their soulmate,
they can love each other and be together.
**[16:43] Lovegod**
But if that doesn't come to pass,
all sorts of horrible stuff happens to them
**[16:47] Lovegod**
and they die.
**[16:50] Lovegod**
Having a soulmate is such a blessing,
**[16:54] Lovegod**
it uses up a whole lifetime's
worth of good luck.
**[16:57] Lovegod**
As such, if one fails to match
with them, only misfortune awaits.
**[17:02] Rentaro**
So, you mean to say...
**[17:03] Rentaro**
If I go out with one of them...
**[17:07] Lovegod**
Yes. The other will die.
**[17:10] Rentaro**
How the heck am I supposed to choose now?!
**[17:13] Rentaro**
The hell do you expect me to do,
for crying out loud?!
**[17:15] Lovegod**
Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.
**[17:19] Rentaro**
This can't be happening to me!
**[17:21] Rentaro**
The girl I don't pick will die?
**[17:24] Rentaro**
What can I do?
**[17:31] Rentaro**
*Hang on. What if...*
**[17:34] Rentaro**
Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.
**[17:37] Rentaro**
I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
I will go out with you, of course.
**[17:42] Rentaro**
But keep it a secret
so she doesn't find out, okay?
**[17:46] Rentaro**
*That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!*
**[17:50] Rentaro**
*I can save both of them from certain death!*
**[17:56] Rentaro**
Good morning, you two.
**[17:58] Hakari**
Good morning, Aijo-kun.
**[18:01] Karane**
Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...
***SIGN*** Tattered...
**[18:07] Karane**
What the hell happened to you?!
**[18:09] Rentaro**
Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.
**[18:12] Hakari**
So...
**[18:13] Hakari**
Have you decided on your answer?
**[18:17] Rentaro**
Yeah.
**[18:31] Rentaro**
I want both of you to be my girlfriends!
**[18:37] Karane**
Wh...
**[18:38] Karane**
You wha?!
**[18:39] Karane**
Both of us? Are you out of your mind?!
**[18:43] Rentaro**
I know how crazy this sounds!
**[18:46] Rentaro**
But...
**[18:48] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!*
**[18:52] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*I can save both of them from certain death!*
**[19:02] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*How stupid am I?*
**[19:04] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*The two of them opened up to me
and told me how they felt.*
**[19:08] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*I know better than anyone*
**[19:10] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*how much courage it takes
to confess your love to another person!*
**[19:14] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*There are lines that
should never be crossed, man!*
**[19:17] Rentaro**
I just couldn't decide.
**[19:20] Rentaro**
I love you both so much,
**[19:22] Rentaro**
I couldn't pick only one!
**[19:24] Rentaro**
I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.
**[19:27] Rentaro**
I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!
**[19:31] Rentaro**
So I'm begging you two!
**[19:33] Rentaro**
Please go out with me!
**[19:37] Karane**
Y...
**[19:38] Karane**
You can sweet-talk me all you want,
two-timing is just not on...
**[19:45] Karane**
Pink...
**[19:46] Hakari**
...four-leaf clovers?
**[19:48] Hakari**
Two of them, no less!
**[19:50] Hakari**
We searched for so long together,
and we couldn't even find one!
**[19:54] Karane**
H-How'd you get those?
**[19:56] Rentaro**
Well, last night...
**[19:57] Rentaro**
I called a teacher
and asked them to let me back in.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Oh, you're the one who found
my contacts. Sure, anything for you.
**[20:01] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Thank you so much!
**[20:04] Hakari**
You spent all night looking?
**[20:06] Karane**
Wh-What an idiot!
**[20:08] Karane**
You're in high school, and you still
believe that stupid superstition?!
**[20:12] Hakari**
Inda-san, please stop.
**[20:14] Hakari**
Your words are coming back
to bite both you *and* me.
***SIGN*** Stab
**[20:16] Karane**
Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
how much you care for us!
***SIGN*** I
know it
**[20:20] Karane**
I'm still not letting you talk me into
accepting something as trashy as two-timing!
**[20:24] Rentaro**
Huh? Oh, sorry.
**[20:26] Rentaro**
That's not what I was going for at all.
**[20:28] Karane**
Then what the hell are you trying to do?!
**[20:29] Hakari**
Down, Inda-san.
**[20:30] Karane**
You two-timing piece of trash!
You must be crazy!
**[20:31] Hakari**
I know you acted all smug only to swing
and miss, but that's no reason to rage.
**[20:33] Karane**
Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!
**[20:35] Rentaro**
It's just, you two were trying
so hard to find these.
**[20:36] Karane**
Nag, nag! Nag, nag!
**[20:39] Rentaro**
It made me think you like
this kind of romantic gesture.
**[20:43] Rentaro**
So I figured, if I gave you
these along with my answer,
**[20:47] Rentaro**
it might make you happy.
**[20:52] Hakari**
V-Very well. I accept.
**[20:55] Hakari**
I don't mind you two-timing me.
**[20:57] Karane**
Excuse me?!
**[20:58] Karane**
Have you lost your mind, too?!
**[21:01] Hakari**
I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.
**[21:05] Hakari**
I can't even imagine falling in love
with anyone else anymore.
**[21:09] Hakari**
If it's between this and rejection,
then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.
**[21:16] Hakari**
So I hope you'll take
good care of me, Rentaro-kun.
**[21:22] Karane**
M-Me, too!
**[21:24] Karane**
You better treat me right, or you'll pay!
**[21:27] Hakari**
Oh? What happened to
"two-timing is just not on"?
**[21:31] Karane**
I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!
**[21:34] Rentaro**
Yeah, I promise.
**[21:36] Rentaro**
I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!
**[21:45] Narrator**
*And so begins Rentaro's
unprecedented pure-love harem life.*
**[21:49] Narrator**
*But we mustn't forget:*
**[21:50] Narrator**
*There are 98 more soulmates to come!*
**[21:54] Narrator**
*What will Rentaro do?*
**[21:56] Narrator**
*Will he leave the rest of this
endless barrage of soulmates to die?*
**[22:00] Narrator**
*Or will he choose to love every single one?*
**[22:03] Narrator**
*Is he gonna go for a century?!*
**[22:04] Narrator**
*Are you gonna be hundred-timing,*
**[22:06] Narrator**
*Rentaro?!*