E3 - You're Still My Brother / As The Years Go Passing By / Try Me

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[00:04] Store employee
    Thank you very much!
[00:06] Kazama
    Woohoo!
SIGN    Former Group Bibai
     Yakitori Mifune
[00:10] Kazama
    All right, Yamada-kun! Let's go another round!
[00:14] Yamada
    Thank you for your hard work. Good night.
[00:15] Kazama
    Wha?!
[00:17] Yamada
    Kazama-san.
[00:18] Kazama
    Yeah, what's up?
[00:19] Yamada
    If you're going to a cabaret,
    please go by yourself.
[00:20] Kazama
    Wha?!
[00:22] Yamada
    I have already fulfilled
    my obligation to drink and mingle.
[00:25] Kazama
    Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
[00:28] Kazama
    Aren't you being an awful sport?
[00:30] Yamada
    And that is exactly why
    I'm being an awful sport.
[00:36] Kazama
    All right, I get you.
[00:40] Kazama
    I solicit! I solicit!
[00:42] Yamada
    Please look up the word before using it.
SIGN    Mifune Bibai
    Yakitori
[00:46] Kazama
    I... beg of you.
[00:49] Yamada
    I can't believe you've managed
    to ask properly despite being drunk.
[00:54] Yamada
    All right... As long as it's not
    a cabaret, I'll tag along.
[00:58] Yamada
    Woohoo! Then!
[01:02] Yamada
    Let's go to a snack bar!
[01:12] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
[01:17] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
SIGN    (If it's for you, my cutie)
SIGN    Snack Basue
[02:39] Kazama
    Oh, so this is the place.
[02:41] Kazama
    Your favorite snack bar, huh, Yamada?
[02:43] Yamada
    Even though I said favorite,
    I've only been here two or three times.
[02:47] Kazama
    Whatever. Let's go in.
[02:52] Kazama
    Hell— Oh!
[03:00] Kazama
    Woohoo! They're open!
[03:07] Yamada
    Not in a good way!
[03:09] Akemi
    Mama! We have customers!
[03:12] Yamada
    Um, I think you should stop shaking
    someone with a head wound...
[03:17] Basue
    Welcome! Here is a towel for you!
[03:22] Yamada
    Please use it first!
[03:24] Yamada
    Kazama-san, I don't think this bar is...
[03:34] Yamada
    He just made a run for it.
[03:35] Basue
    Oh, you're that customer who came before.
[03:40] Basue
    Feel free to relax and enjoy.
[03:43] Basue
    And...
[03:46] Basue
    Good-bye.
SIGN    Sudden departure...!
[03:56] Akemi
    And what do you want to drink?
[03:58] Yamada
    She just laughed it off!
[03:59] Yamada
    No... I don't think I could drink after that.
[04:04] Yamada
    I'm going home.
[04:05] Akemi
    I solicit! I solicit!
[04:07] Yamada
    Why is everyone misusing that word?
[04:10] Yamada
    Well, anyway, the person
    I was with went home, so...
[04:15] Basue
    Now that the obnoxious senpai is gone,
    you could relax more, no?
[04:21] Yamada
    Oh, I'm glad you're okay.
    And could you please stop reading my mind?
[04:25] Basue
    Now, now. See?
[04:28] Basue
    It looks like your senpai
    got worried and came back.
[04:35] Yamada
    What happened, Kazama-san?
[04:37] Akemi
    Oh, just in case,
    I installed a scissor trap outside.
[04:42] Yamada
    Scissor traps are strictly illegal,
    no matter what you use them for!
[04:45] Akemi
    Well, what do you want me to do
    about it? Bears could come out.
[04:48] Yamada
    Yeah, then, I guess...
[04:50] Yamada
    Wait, bears don't come out here!
[04:52] Basue
    Now, now. Calm down. Calm down.
[04:57] Basue
    For now... allow me to introduce myself.
[05:03] Basue
    I am Basue, the hostess.
[05:06] Akemi
    And I'm Akemi, the junior hostess.
[05:10] Basue
    Oh, or perhaps a dying person
    doesn't need to know my name?
[05:16] Yamada
    Um, you're both bleeding profusely,
    so shouldn't you guys go to the hospital?
[05:20] Basue
    It seems his heart can't handle
    my charm and is about to burst.
[05:29] Kazama
    Seeking connection with women through
    the suspension bridge effect!
[05:32] Yamada
    You are way too desperate to leave
    offspring when you're about to die.
[05:36] Basue
    Oh, my, my. Come now.
[05:40] Basue
    There, there. Relax and breathe.
[05:46] Kazama
    Okay.
[05:47] Basue
    Here we go. Hee Hee Blow.
[05:51] Kazama
    La. Ma. Ze!
[05:53] Basue
    Hee Hee Blow.
[05:55] Kazama
    La. Ma. Ze!
[05:56] Yamada
    He looks like he's trying
    to give birth to something?!
[05:57] Basue
    Hee Hee Blow.
[05:59] Kazama
    La. Ma. Ze!
[06:05] Kazama
    This snack bar is pretty good.
[06:07] Yamada
    The context before and after this
    doesn't bother you?
[06:10] Akemi
    The context before and after?
[06:11] Yamada
    Huh?
[06:12] Akemi
    The context before and after
    sounds kind of obscene.
[06:17] Yamada
    Was it even necessary to add that?
[06:20] Akemi
    That was... that was...
    that was... totally obscene.
[06:24] Yamada
    What kind of song is that?
[06:25] Akemi
    An obscene song.
[06:27] Yamada
    What do you mean by that?
[06:28] Akemi {in background}
    Nah, I'm just messing with you.
    It's an original.
[06:30] Kazama
    I was surprised when Yamada
    told me he went to a snack bar, but...
[06:32] Yamada
    I didn't say anything.
[06:34] Kazama
    I see now.
[06:37] Kazama
    He's going after the junior hostess!
[06:41] Kazama
    Yamada, I guess you're a boy after all.
[06:43] Yamada
    Why are you quietly staring at me? Creeper.
[06:47] Kazama
    All right! For my cute underling,
[06:52] Kazama
    I'll give him a hand, no, a whole body!
[06:54] Yamada
    Why are you stripping?!
[06:56] Kazama
    I need to get myself pumped up.
[06:58] Yamada
    I have no idea what you're about to do, but
[07:00] Yamada
    don't you think you're going
    a bit far looking like that?
[07:07] Kazama
    I'm going to blow a blessing senpai wind...
SIGN    Senpai Whirlwind
[07:10] Kazama
    I'm going to stick them together and perform
    a flash mob for them at their wedding!
[07:18] Kazama
    Oh, I just want to make sure, though.
    Do you like flash mobs?
[07:21] Yamada
    What are you even making sure of?
[07:23] Kazama
    Well, you know.
[07:26] Yamada
    Not in the slightest.
[07:27] Kazama
    Well, you guys understand, right?
[07:30] Akemi
    I haven't got the slightest clue what you're
    trying to say, but I don't like flash mobs.
[07:37] Akemi
    I like surprises, but like...
[07:42] Akemi
    I just don't like them, you know?
[07:45] Akemi
    it's like how even the Sapporo citizens
    have mixed reviews
[07:49] Akemi
    about the YOSAKOI Soran Festival?
[07:51] Yamada
    You just dissed your
    local festival out of the blue!
[07:54] Yamada
    I get that people who don't like flash
    mobs also wouldn't like YOSAKOI, but!
[07:59] Basue
    Is this a conversation that everyone
    in the country can understand?
[08:03] Akemi
    But...
[08:03] Basue
    I like it! There are people here
    who like flash mobs too!
[08:08] Akemi
    But...
[08:09] Yamada
    I stand neutral on this! Why don't we just
    quit while we're balanced.
[08:14] Akemi
    But...
[08:14] Yamada and Basue
    You're still going on?!
[08:16] Kazama
    Stare...
[08:20] Yamada
    Man, that was troublesome. Seriously...
[08:20] Kazama
    You know, Yamada seems to be...
[08:22] Kazama
    getting along with the hostess
    more than the junior hostess.
[08:26] Kazama
    What? Could it be...?
[08:29] Kazama
    Is he after her*?!
[08:34] Kazama
    Come to think of it,
    he does look like a grandma's boy...
[08:38] Yamada
    What is it? Why are you staring at me, creeper?
[08:42] Kazama
    So he likes the overly mature woman, huh.
[08:46] Kazama
    Let me try to ask in a sly way.
[08:48] Kazama
    Hey, are you the type who likes 8-bit art
[08:50] Kazama
    even though you weren't born
    during the Famicon era?
[08:52] Yamada
    Seriously, what is this all about?
[08:55] Yamada
    I don't particularly have a preference, but...
[08:58] Akemi
    But games with 8-bit art
[09:00] Akemi
    look more fun than those with
    mediocre graphics, don't you think?
[09:03] Basue
    No,
[09:05] Basue
    in fact, these half-baked 8-bit "style"
    games are missing the mark.
[09:09] Basue
    I know these developers
    are trying to recreate the "style,"
[09:12] Basue
    but I can see through their half-ass
    attempts and it's not the same.
[09:18] Basue
    I think the greatest thing
    about 8-bit, from back then,
[09:20] Basue
    is the artistry that is built on a balance
    that is at the very limits of
[09:25] Basue
    achieving the highest quality within
    the technical constraints of the time.
[09:31] Yamada
    Please shut up.
[09:32] Kazama
    Hmm...
[09:35] Yamada
    By the way, is the wound on your leg all right?
[09:37] Kazama
    I'm still not quite sure...
[09:40] Yamada
    I still can't figure out what all these
    questions have to do with...
[09:45] Kazama
    That means you're not satisfied with pictures
    that have a vintage filter either, right?
[09:49] Yamada
    That's why I'm asking, with what?!
[09:51] Basue
    The beauty behind vintage items
    is the sense of romance
[09:53] Basue
    you feel with the passage of time, after all.
[09:56] Akemi
    But wouldn't they be considered used items then?
[09:59] Akemi
    I'd prefer to have a brand new,
    re-released version instead.
[10:03] Basue
    Could you really call a re-released
    version the real deal?
[10:06] Yamada
    Geez, another pain in the ass topic.
[10:10] Yamada
    Seriously, Senpai, what is going on?!
[10:12] Yamada
    Why are you asking me all these questions?!
[10:15] Kazama
    Yamada...!
[10:18] Kazama
    Let's just come clean once and for all.
[10:22] Yamada
    W-With what?
[10:25] Kazama
    The hostess and the junior hostess...
[10:29] Kazama
    Which one are you going after?!
[10:36] Yamada
    So it comes down to this BS. What a pain.
[10:37] Kazama
    What's up?
[10:43] Yamada
    Kazama-san...
[10:45] Yamada
    I think you've had one too many.
[10:47] Yamada
    Let's just go home for today.
[10:48] Kazama
    Why are you dodging the question?
[10:51] Yamada
    You're still bleeding from your leg, too!
[10:53] Kazama
    And what?!
[10:55] Yamada
    Not "and what!"
[10:57] Kazama
    Besides, you're always, always on my-!
[11:03] Yamada
    Kazama-san, are you slacking off again?
[11:03] Kazama
    Yamada always, always...
    stayed... by my side...
[11:06] Yamada
    Kazama-san...
[11:15] Kazama
    N...
[11:16] Yamada
    N?
[11:18] Kazama
    No way.
[11:20] Yamada
    No way?
[11:23] Kazama
    No way... Are you after me?!
[11:27] Akemi
    He really is a pain in the ass.
SIGN    (Straight to my heart)
[11:50] Akemi
    Here you go...
[11:54] Akemi
    Shochu... mixed with water.
[11:57] Tatsu-ni
    Booze tastes better when you
    drink in a cozy environment.
[12:05] Tatsu-ni
    Yeah, it's shochu mixed with water.
[12:08] Basue
    Well, of course it is.
[12:10] Tatsu-ni
    By the way, I saw a kids' movie
    yesterday at the theater.
[12:14] Akemi
    Uh-huh.
[12:15] Tatsu-ni
    And I ended up bawling my eyes out there.
[12:19] Basue
    Oh my.
[12:20] Tatsu-ni
    Oh man, my tear ducts
    sure have loosened over the years...
[12:24] Basue
    Indeed, people tend to cry more
    when they grow older.
[12:29] Akemi
    Ah, yeah, I've heard that before.
[12:32] Tatsu-ni
    Man, I've certainly gotten old.
[12:36] Akemi
    But, well, whatever the case,
[12:38] Akemi
    kids' movies tend to be more
    straightforward with their messages.
[12:42] Akemi
    So naturally they make you want to cry the most.
[12:43] Tatsu-ni
    That's what I'm talking about, Akemi-chan!
[12:47] Tatsu-ni
    The movie I watched was about a boy
    who meets a strange creature,
[12:51] Tatsu-ni
    and they go on an adventure
    together all summer and...
[12:53] Akemi
    How corny.
[12:55] Tatsu-ni
    First, the scene starts off
    with their everyday lives...
[13:00] Tatsu-ni
    Everyday life!
[13:03] Akemi
    Man, I don't want to get old.
[13:08] Basue
    It must have been a very good story
    if it's making you cry this much.
[13:12] Basue
    Here you go.
[13:13] Tatsu-ni
    It's more so...
[13:15] Tatsu-ni
    the opening scene of a kids' movie
    where they show their everyday lives
[13:19] Tatsu-ni
    that makes me weep...
[13:22] Akemi
    Is that even considered
    the beginning of the story?
[13:25] Tatsu-ni
    There's nothing happier than
    a normal day where nothing happens.
[13:29] Akemi
    What I'm saying is, instead of
    at the beginning of a story,
[13:32] Akemi
    you're supposed to grasp that
    at the end of a story!
[13:34] Akemi
    Besides, if that's the type of movie you saw,
[13:38] Akemi
    that moment would be where the boy
    befriends the strange creature.
[13:41] Alien
    Friend...
[13:42] Akemi
    Or during the last scene, when they're
    parting ways or something.
[13:44] Alien
    Good-bye...
[13:45] Akemi
    Aren't those the scenes
    you should be crying over?
[13:47] Tatsu-ni
    Of course...
[13:49] Tatsu-ni
    I cried over those as well!
[13:50] Akemi
    So you were just crying the whole time...
[13:53] Tatsu-ni
    When you grow older, you become
    weak to the nostalgic feel of things.
[13:59] Akemi
    I'm still very young,
    so I wouldn't know, but...
[14:02] Akemi
    If you're crying that much about nostalgia,
     are you struggling right now?
[14:07] Tatsu-ni
    No, this isn't crying from sadness...
[14:12] Tatsu-ni
    Crying from nostalgia doesn't necessarily mean
[14:15] Tatsu-ni
    I'm regretting something from the past
    and feeling like a failure in life.
[14:23] Tatsu-ni
    It's that there's nothing happier
    than experiencing a life
[14:27] Tatsu-ni
    where I can be so moved by a kids' movie.
[14:31] Akemi
    Visually, he just looks like he's in hell.
[14:33] Tatsu-ni {background}
    Nothing more, I tell you...!
[14:35] Basue
    I must say...
[14:37] Basue
    I could understand
    crying from nostalgia, but...
[14:44] Akemi
    Isn't Tatsu-ni's crying a bit too much?
[14:47] Tatsu-ni
    No, it's not!
[14:49] Tatsu-ni
    I'm just slightly more sensitive
    than others, that's all!
[14:52] Akemi
    Your sensitivity level is the same as
    a drugged girl from an erotic manga!
[14:56] Erotic girl from manga
    I'm so pissed! But I can't stop feeling it!
[15:00] Tatsu-ni
    Is it really that bad?
SIGN    Snack Basue
[15:03] Tatsu-ni
    Snack Basue.
SIGN    (To the one I've fallen for)
[15:12] Kosame
    My name is Kosame Amano.
[15:15] Kosame
    I'm a permanent part-timer.
[15:17] Kosame
    And by chance, I'm working at a snack bar.
[15:25] Azuma
    Mama, you hired a good girl.
[15:29] Basue
    Why, thank you.
[15:31] Azuma
    Her innocence tickles a man's heart.
[15:36] Azuma
    But...
[15:37] Azuma
    My favorite is definitely you, Akemi.
[15:41] Akemi
    My, I'm happy to hear that.
[15:43] Azuma
    Tonight I'm going to finally
    make you... fall for me.
[15:48] Kosame
    Classy.
[15:50] Akemi
    I look forward to it...
    And exactly how do you intend to do that?
[15:55] Azuma
    With...
[15:58] Azuma
    This! Love Guru Douglas Hamada's exclusive book
     for mailing list members only!
SIGN    Secret
[16:02] Azuma
    "Secret Techniques: How To Guarantee
    A Shot With The Bar Girl!"
[16:10] Azuma
    If I follow his exact instructions,
    I'm guaranteed to make a girl fall for me!
[16:13] Azuma
    It's a prophetic book, I tell ya.
[16:15] Kosame
    U-Um...
[16:18] Kosame
    Shouldn't you keep those love manuals
[16:21] Kosame
    a secret from the person you're using them on?
[16:25] Azuma
    Doesn't showing this dubious book express how
    serious I am about making her fall for me?
[16:31] Kosame
    Forget serious! She's bound to run
    from how desperate you are!
[16:35] Akemi
    Well, why don't you give it a try?
[16:38] Akemi
    Use Douglas Hamada's "Secret Techniques:
    How To Guarantee A Shot With The Bar Girl!"
[16:45] Akemi
    I'll teach you that there's
    no such thing as a guarantee!
[16:50] Kosame
    She's sounding like a strong warrior.
[16:55] Azuma
    Here I go...
[16:57] Azuma
    Lesson one.
[17:00] Azuma
    "Send the lady a flower."
[17:02] Basue
    A flower present!
[17:05] Basue
    It's a popular gesture
    men do to make their move,
[17:08] Basue
    but often backfires because of its
    association with narcissistic men.
[17:12] Basue
    However, there's a twist.
[17:15] Basue
    When men do it, it pleasantly surprises
    the girl, because no man dares to do it!
[17:20] Basue
    On top of that, he purposefully
    sends a single flower
[17:23] Basue
    instead of a bouquet to downplay it.
[17:27] Basue
    He's good...
[17:29] Kosame
    But do you really think she'd fall for it
    when there's no romantic mood at all?
[17:37] Kosame
    H-Hey, Akemi-san! Aren't you
    falling a bit too easily?!
[17:41] Azuma
    That flower is a white jasmine...
[17:43] Azuma
    It represents...
[17:46] Azuma
    lust.
[17:50] Kosame
    Your reaction is starting to look like
    someone from a food manga!
[17:54] Kosame
    N-No way... Do they really fall, even after
    you've given away your techniques?!
SIGN    Secret
[17:59] Azuma
    Incredible... You're incredible,
    Douglas Hamada!
[18:03] Akemi
    Douglas Hamada!
[18:05] Kosame
    Wait! She's falling for Douglas Hamada!
[18:08] Basue
    Well, technically, Douglas Hamada
    was the one who gave her that flower.
[18:14] Kosame
    Um, but he didn't?
[18:17] Azuma
    As expected of you,
     Love Guru Douglas Hamada.
[18:20] Azuma
    I feel like you've subconsciously
    taken over my body.
[18:23] Kosame
    That sounds wrong too!
[18:26] Akemi
    Not good, not good!
[18:27] Kosame
    Akemi-san?
[18:29] Akemi
    I'm a hostess.
[18:31] Akemi
    A bar girl.
[18:33] Akemi
    Falling for booze and love...
[18:36] Akemi
    is not allowed.
[18:37] Kosame
    But is it all right for your face
    to fall like that?
[18:42] Azuma
    There's no way you can
    escape from Douglas Hamada.
SIGN    Secret
[18:45] Kosame
    What are you to Douglas Hamada, anyway?
[18:50] Akemi
    You've had your way up until now
[18:53] Akemi
    but it's time for my counterattack.
[18:59] Akemi
    Eat it!
[19:00] Akemi
    Love Maestro MacArthur Matsumoto's
    informational DVD,
[19:03] Akemi
    "Easy Watch and Learn: Guaranteed
    Ways Not to Fall for a Customer.
[19:06] Akemi
    A Manual of Tricks for
    Bar Girls—Advanced Level!"
[19:09] Kosame
    It's too niche of a product!
[19:11] Akemi
    To think the day would come
    to put these tricks to use...
[19:16] Kosame
    Geez, use a player or something
    to read it, for crying out loud.
[19:19] Azuma
    Hmph, MacArthur Matsumoto...
    A worthy opponent!
[19:25] Akemi
    Douglas Hamada,
    I'll teach you the taste of defeat!
[19:31] Kosame
    This is now... a proxy war!
SIGN    Secret
[19:34] Kosame
    A proxy war between Douglas Hamada*
    and MacArthur Matsumoto!
[19:41] Azuma
    "You've become even more
    beautiful than before."
[19:43] Akemi
    "Shut up! Die, scumbag!"
[19:45] Kosame
    Team Matsumoto's response
    is too tactless, don't you think?!
[19:47] Basue
    I see... If the customer despises you,
    you won't have to worry about being hit on.
[19:53] Basue
    That's one way to do it!
[19:55] Kosame
    Doesn't that mean she's not fit for this job?
[19:58] Kosame
    I think even Team Hamada has given up,
    knowing that it's a lost cause...?
[20:05] Azuma
    "I still love you regardless."
    Super punch line.
[20:08] Azuma
    "To that stubborn girl."
    From chapter 2, verse 12.
[20:12] Kosame
    He's starting to sound like
    he's quoting from the Bible!
[20:14] Basue
    This isn't good!
[20:16] Basue
    They say a girl in love becomes cuter, but...
[20:21] Basue
    Akemi-chan has become cuter!
[20:24] Basue
    Almost as if she used an app to edit herself!
[20:30] Azuma
    Douglas Hamada once said...
[20:34] Azuma
    A woman who changes her face with
    an app is, personally, impossible to be with!
[20:41] Kosame
    Um... So since you've
    successfully been dumped...
[20:45] Kosame
    Everything is all good now, right?
[20:51] Akemi
    I want to know defeat!
[20:54] Kosame
    I have no idea what you're
    even feeling anymore.
[21:01] Basue
    Oh, you must be one of those
    people who starts singing
[21:05] Basue
    once they're done saying what they want to say.
[21:06] Azuma
    Sometimes you just gotta sing
    to process how you feel, you know?
[21:11] Basue
    Oh, I understand.
[21:12] [SONG] Caption
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SIGN    Silhouette Romance
[21:15] Kosame
    Is this a Douglas Hamada song?
[21:19] Kosame
    No, it's not.
[21:20] Kosame
    Oh, I see... Here's the mic.
[21:23] Azuma
    Thank you.
[21:36] Azuma
    How long ago was it when I first met you?
[21:42] Azuma
    That small feeling I had for you
    back then has now turned into love.
[21:45] Kosame{background}
    Huh? What is he saying?
[21:48] Basue {background}
    Kosame-chan, shh.
[21:52] Azuma
    I'll deliver this song to you
    with all my heart.
[21:56] Azuma
    Silhouette Romance.
[22:01] Azuma
    A woman in love is
[22:06] Azuma
    always a heroine who dreams
[22:15] Azuma
    for a moment.
[22:21] Azuma
    She'll sit before a mirror and ponder
[22:30] Azuma
    which eye pencils to use as she lays them out.
[22:40] Azuma
    The sad face she has as she looks out
    the window disguises her heart.
[22:49] Azuma
    Her scarlet silhouette.
[22:54] Basue
    Silhouette!
[22:57] Azuma
    Oh, now that you've stolen my heart.
[23:06] Azuma
    Come at me by giving me more romance.
[23:17] Azuma
    Oh, now that you've dyed me with your love,
[23:26] Azuma
    don't stop the excitement
    and give me more romance.
[23:37] Azuma
    Everyone, thank you for listening to my song.
[23:41] Akemi
    You were singing about me, for sure.
[23:45] Kosame
    Just when are those things
    coming off your face?