E1 - Let's Stay Together / I Ain't Gonna Stand For It / God's Gift To The World

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[00:01] Tamabukuro
    Hey there! I'm Sujitarou Tamabukuro.
[00:03] Tamabukuro
    Do you know what a snack bar is?
[00:05] Tamabukuro
    What? You don't know?
[00:07] Tamabukuro
    You see, a snack bar is a place where
[00:09] Tamabukuro
    there's a hostess, a counter,
    regulars who come,
[00:11] Tamabukuro
    there's booze, karaoke,
    and towels are handed to you.
[00:13] Tamabukuro
    It's that sort of place.
[00:15] Tamabukuro
    Everyone is a friend at the snack bar.
[00:17] Tamabukuro
    It's a place where strangers
    can bond and be themselves.
[00:21] Tamabukuro
    That's what a snack bar is all about.
[00:24] Tamabukuro
    I bet, even today, there are
    all different kinds of stories
[00:27] Tamabukuro
    being born at a snack bar somewhere...
[00:30] Tamabukuro
    This is Sapporo. Susukino...
[00:33] Tamabukuro
    I mean, Kita-24-Jo.
[00:36] Tamabukuro
    A snack bar hidden away in a
    quiet place away from downtown.
SIGN    Snack Basue
[00:58] Basue
    Oh, goodness. It's so hard
    to know how to react to western music.
[01:01] Akemi
    Do Thai songs count as western?
[01:05] Tatsu
    Hey, Akemi-chan, you sing too.
[01:08] Akemi
    Leave it to me!
[01:10] Basue
    Akemi-chan, you know how to sing this song?
[01:13] Akemi
    Yeah! I learned it from Tatsu-ni singing it.
[01:16] Akemi
    Okay then...
[01:18] Akemi
    Let's get pumped up!
[01:20] Akemi
    Swing those towels!
[01:23] Tatsu and Basue
    Yeah!
[01:34] Yamada
    G-Good evening...
[01:42] Yamada
    Well, this is awkward.
[01:45] Akemi
    I'm the kind of girl who stops singing when she's in a karaoke booth
[01:47] Sign
    Junior Hostess, Akemi
[01:51] Akemi
    and an employee walks in.
[01:52] Yamada
    Um, you know, I'm the customer, right?
SIGN    (Welcome to Basue)
[03:31] Yamada
    Um...
[03:34] Basue
    I'm the type of woman who
    somehow gets embarrassed
[03:36] Basue
    whenever she sees a person stop singing.
[03:39] Basue
    Welcome in.
[03:42] Yamada
    Oh, thank you.
[03:43] Basue
    Welcome to Snack Basue.
[03:46] Sign
    Hostess (Mama)
    Basue
[03:46] Basue
    I'm Basue, the hostess.
[03:48] Basue
    What's your name, sir?
[03:50] Yamada
    Uh, my name is Yamada.
[03:51] Sign
    Yamada
[03:53] Basue
    Yamada-san, then.
[03:55] Yamada
    Um...
[03:57] Akemi
    I'm Akemi, the junior hostess.
[04:00] Akemi
    Come on over and have a seat here.
[04:02] Yamada
    Okay.
[04:05] Yamada
    H-Hello. Pardon me. I'll be taking this seat.
[04:08] Akemi
    Is shochu okay?
[04:10] Yamada
    Could I get a shochu mixed with water, please?
[04:12] Akemi
    Sure thing!
[04:13] Akemi
    Shochu with water, coming right up.
[04:19] Yamada
    Um, he's seriously staring at me!
[04:22] Akemi
    Cut it out, Tatsu-ni!
[04:24] Tatsu
    My bad, my bad!
[04:26] Tatsu
    I usually see old men come here,
    so I was surprised
[04:28] Sign
    Patron, Tatsu-ni
[04:29] Tatsu
    to see someone young walk in.
[04:31] Yamada
    I thought you were someone
    out of a Western film.
[04:35] Tatsu
    Encountering strange men is part
    of the charm of snack bars.
[04:39] Tatsu
    They call me Tatsu-ni here.
[04:43] Tatsu
    Well, it's nice to meet you.
[04:45] Yamada
    I'm Yamada. Nice to meet you, too.
[04:47] Yamada
    Just go easy on me.
[04:50] Yamada
    I'm sorry for being tactless,
    but it's my first time at a snack bar.
[04:53] Tatsu
    Oh, it's your first time?
[04:56] Yamada
    Yes, so I'm not sure how you're
    supposed to have fun at a snack bar.
[05:01] Tatsu
    Whether it's for Mama
    Basue's meals or karaoke,
[05:05] Tatsu
    there are all sorts of reasons
    why people come here.
[05:10] Tatsu
    But I think the number one
    reason is the conversations.
[05:12] Yamada
    I see.
[05:14] Akemi
    Even so, Yamada-san, was it?
[05:16] Akemi
    I'm surprised you even came to a
    snack bar on the outskirts like ours.
[05:20] Basue
    And you're the one working at that
    snack bar on the outskirts, Akemi-chan.
[05:25] Yamada
    Oh, no, I was placed in charge
    of handling our company outing
[05:29] Yamada
    and was looking for another potential
    place we could go for the afterparty.
[05:32] Akemi
    You already look serious,
    but have you ever been told
[05:35] Akemii
    you're more serious than you look?
[05:37] Yamada
    What do you mean?
[05:38] Akemi
    Well, why here?
[05:41] Yamada
    This place was listed in my town paper, so.
SIGN    Sapporo Town Paper
[05:44] Akemi
    Hm? What?!
[05:45] Akemi
    You came because of this close-up
    picture of Mama Basue?!
SIGN    Snack Basue
[05:47] Yamada
    Oh, no, I just came here because
    it was the closest one.
[05:51] Basue
    I understand.
[05:52] Yamada
    What?
[05:54] Basue
    You sensed my motherly instinct
    and came to be babied, have you?
[05:59] Yamada
    Babied?
[06:00] Basue
    You don't have to hide it.
[06:02] Basue
    When a young man wanders into a snack bar...
[06:07] Basue
    it means that he had a rough day and wants
    to be coddled by Mama, isn't that right?
[06:11] Yamada
    Um, not really.
[06:14] Basue
    My dear customer, I sense that you
    often hide your emotions inside.
[06:22] Basue
    And you wish to melt that stress
    away by sharing it here.
[06:27] Akemi
    Yes. We aim to provide a place
    where customers can freely talk
[06:33] Akemi
    about whatever they want
    and enjoy themselves.
[06:38] Basue
    That's what being a professional
    hostess is all about.
[06:41] Akemi
    That is our Snack Basue
[06:44] Akemi and Basue
    hospitality!
[06:51] Basue
    Now tell me, what's troubling you?
[06:54] Yamada
    Um...
[06:55] Tatsu
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:58] Tatsu
    Every man has days like this.
[07:02] Akemi
    My duty, as a snack bar hostess,
     is to somehow
[07:05] Akemi
    provide feminine appeal while
    listening to customer's problems.
[07:08] Akemi
    Now spill it and let me counsel you.
[07:12] Basue
    Come on.
[07:13] Tatsu
    Come on.
[07:14] Akemi
    Come on.
[07:16] Basue; Tatsu; and Akemi
    C'mon... C'mon... C'mon... C'mon...
SIGN    PEER PRESSURE
[07:19] Yamada
    I see...
[07:21] Yamada
    This is what they call being pressured
    into telling them my problems.
SIGN    Atmosphere
[07:25] Akemi
    Except!
[07:29] Akemi
    Please give us a good one!
[07:31] Yamada
    A good one?
[07:32] Akemi
    Yes. If the problem is too serious,
    we'd be lost for words...
[07:38] Akemi
    And, if we're going to counsel you,
[07:39] Akemi
    we want to feel a sense of
    accomplishment, you know.
[07:42] Basue
    So, please give us a good one, okay?
[07:45] Akemi
    Please give us something that we can
    relate to and easily respond to!
[07:45] Basue
    C'mon. C'mon. Hey. Hey. C'mon.
    Give it to us already.
[07:51] Yamada
    You're placing too much pressure
    on the person receiving the advice.
[07:57] Yamada
    All right, I'll give it a try.
[08:00] Tatsu
    Hey, you're actually playing along.
[08:04] Yamada
    I was doing overtime today because
    of a mistake my Senpai made...
[08:09] Yamada
    And he clocked out at his usual time.
[08:13] Yamada
    What should I have done
    in a situation like this?
[08:16] Basue
    Hm. Hm. I see. You got the brunt of it, huh.
[08:20] Akemi
    But your Senpai didn't even feel bad for it...
[08:26] Akemi
    Oh, so close!
[08:27] Yamada
    What do you mean?
[08:28] Sign
    "I had something similar happen to me when I was young.
    I had to come in on my day off so it was the worst."
[08:29] Yamada
    And what is this?!
[08:30] Sign
    "I feel like you're venting more than asking for advice.
    I'd rather you ask me for advice instead!"
[08:31] Tatsu
    Don't worry. It's a Famitsu cross-review.
[08:33] Sign
    "A lot of guys like to complain about
    useless senpai at work. Good choice!"
[08:34] Yamada
    It's Famitsu?!
[08:35] Basue
    Oh, we want something different.
[08:39] Akemi
    Worry more!
[08:40] Akemi
    Empathize with those who want
    to give you advice!
[08:44] Yamada
    Do you actually intend to give me any advice?
[08:48] Yamada
    Then...
[08:49] Yamada
    Recently, I haven't been exercising,
    and I'm not sure whether to
[08:53] Yamada
    go jogging or just sign up for a gym.
[08:55] Yamada
    How's that?
[08:57] Akemi
    What kind of situation is that?!
[08:59] Akemi
    You should just start with jogging and then
[09:01] Akemi
    think about whether you want
    to go to a gym or not!
[09:02] Akemi
    You're on the same level
    as a fatass pondering
[09:05] Akemi
    "What kind of diet should I start
    tomorrow?" while eating pizza!
[09:08] Yamada
    Why are you so egotistical
    about this consultation?
[09:11] Tatsu
    I'm also pondering whether
    I should go to a gym or not.
[09:13] Yamada
    What?
[09:15] Tatsu
    That has a pool.
[09:17] Yamada
    Why is everyone trying to one up my worries?!
[09:20] Yamada
    And weren't you just saying "customers can
    freely talk about whatever they want"?
[09:25] Yamada
    You're dragging it out of me right now.
[09:27] Akemi
    Okay, but...
[09:30] Basue
    Who remembers what they
    discussed while drinking?
[09:33] Akemi and Basue
    We certainly don't!
[09:35] Yamada
    You said so earlier while posing like that.
[09:38] Yamada
    Besides, coming up with a good
    situation is really hard.
[09:43] Yamada
    Tatsu-ni... -san, do you have any worries?
[09:46] Tatsu
    Oh, you called me by my name.
[09:50] Yamada
    You're responding like you're
    my stepdad or something.
[09:52] Tatsu
    Hm.. well.
[09:55] Tatsu
    My worries are... hm.
[09:59] Tatsu
    Why I'm even coming to a
    snack bar like this one?
[10:02] Akemi
    Tatsu-ni. You can't mean that. Oh man.
[10:08] Sign
    The End
[10:09] Yamada
    You can't end it like this!
[10:10] Akemi
    Oh, but Tatsu-ni's worries were just right.
[10:15] Yamada
    Really?
[10:17] Akemi
    Yep, really.
[10:19] Yamada
    Aren't you being a bit biased
    towards your regular customers?
[10:22] Akemi
    That's not true. As proof,
[10:27] Akemi
    the booze is going down
    smoothly! Very smoothly!
[10:30] Yamada
    You look like you can't
    go on without drinking!
[10:35] Yamada
    You keep asking me, but how about you,
    Ms. Junior Hostess?
[10:39] Akemi
    Just Akemi is fine.
[10:41] Yamada
    Akemi... -san, do you have a good one?
[10:47] Akemi
    A good one.
[10:49] Akemi
    Well... My worry is...
[10:56] Akemi
    the never-ending debt that my previous
    previous boyfriend laid on me.
[11:17] Basue
    Akemi-chan. Your story violates
    the heaviness regulations.
SIGN    Too Heavy - Overweight
[11:22] Basue
    Disqualification.
SIGN    A Few
    Days Later...
[11:33] Akemi
    Yamada-san, right?
SIGN    (Everyone has different tastes)
[11:35] Akemi
    I honestly didn't think you'd be
    back after what happened last time.
[11:41] Yamada
    I was thinking the same, but...
[11:44] Yamada
    I figured I shouldn't judge any store
    just from a single visit, so...
[11:48] Akemi
    You're so earnest.
[11:49] Yamada
    I get told that a lot.
[11:51] Akemi
    By the way...
[11:53] Yamada
    Yes?
[11:54] Akemi
    What seasonings do you
    put on your fried eggs?
[11:57] Yamada
    Huh? My fried eggs? Um...
[12:02] Akemi
    Poop?
[12:03] Yamada
    Even an elementary school kid would
    be disgusted by that response.
[12:06] Yamada
    Hm... well...
[12:11] Yamada
    I think I'd just use salt and
    pepper with my fried eggs.
[12:14] Akemi
    Which means
[12:17] Akemi
    you've been denied your personality
    by all those who use soy sauce,
[12:19] Akemi
    and you've gone through
    tough times, haven't you?
[12:22] Yamada
    No, I haven't.
[12:25] Akemi
    Haven't you?
[12:27] Yamada
    No, I really haven't.
[12:30] Akemi
    Haven't you?
SIGN    Haven't you?
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[12:32] Yamada
    Oh, is this one of those conversations
    that loop until I say yes?
[12:36] Yamada
    But I really really haven't.
[12:38] Akemi
    You're just not aware of it and
    everyone is laughing behind your back.
[12:42] Yamada
    Oh, hey, you just denied my personality.
[12:45] Yamada
    Besides, I don't have a preference about
     how I eat my fried eggs anyway.
[12:49] Yamada
    I just eat it them salt
    and pepper out of habit.
[12:53] Akemi
    Well, that's normal.
[12:55] Akemi
    Getting hyped over food is
    like pro wrestling, after all.
[12:59] Yamada
    Exactly.
[13:00] Akemi
    If there really was a person out there who
    denied others over how they eat their food...
[13:05] Akemi
    They'd be this.
[13:06] Yamada
    Please don't needlessly provoke anyone!
[13:09] Yamada
    Anyone who gets seriously angry about food
    will also get very angry at gestures like that!
[13:13] Akemi
    Don't worry!
[13:14] Akemi
    If there was anyone like that,
    then they'd really be...
[13:17] Akemi
    this!
[13:18] Yamada
    That's why it's scary!
[13:19] Akemi
    Oh, crap... I'm getting scared now.
SIGN    Snack
SIGN    Basue
SIGN    (Men are...)
[13:33] Akemi
    Hey, Morita.
[13:34] Akemi
    Don't ya have any interesting
    stories to tell?
[13:37] Morita
    Look at you, slacking off.
[13:37] Sign
    Patron, Morita
[13:39] Morita
    Telling interesting stories
    is your job, Akemi-chan.
[13:44] Akemi
    Of course it is.
[13:45] Akemi
    That's why, today, I was hoping to get one
[13:48] Akemi
    from you and talk about it
    with the other customers.
[13:50] Morita
    That's called stealing!
[13:53] Basue
    Oh, then why don't I tell you about
    the first time I ate a macaroon?
[13:58] Akemi
    Don't want it.
[14:00] Akemi
    Hey, hey, Morita, huh.
[14:00] Basue
    D-D-Don't...
[14:02] Akemi
    You've got something, don't you?
[14:06] Morita
    Well...
[14:09] Morita
    Oh yeah, I have something I bought
    that I seriously gotta show you.
[14:13] Akemi
    What, what?
[14:18] Morita
    This. Time Stop app.
[14:28] Morita
    The time...
[14:31] Morita
    It stopped.
[14:34] Morita
    Is this app for real?!
[14:38] Basue
    It was so incredibly stupid that...
[14:42] Akemi
    We didn't know
[14:44] Akemi
    how to react.
[14:48] Akemi
    Morita, really? A time stop app?
[14:51] Akemi
    What are you thinking?
[14:53] Morita
    Isn't it obvious?
[14:56] Morita
    Something perverted, of course.
[14:58] Morita
    I'm a boy, after all!
[15:00] Akemi
    That's not what I meant.
[15:02] Akemi
    Why do you fall for the most obvious scams?
[15:06] Morita
    A man's got needs, okay?
[15:09] Morita
    I'm a boy, after all!
[15:12] Akemi
    Stop acting like you represent all men!
[15:14] Morita
    I don't know.
[15:16] Morita
    Perverted gadgets like these just
    tickle a man's interest, you know.
[15:22] Morita
    Speaking of which, these glasses too.
[15:25] Morita
    Directly imported from France.
[15:28] Morita
    They're x-ray glasses that
    let you see through clothes!
[15:39] Morita
    Oh man, seriously. I paid a
    lot of money to buy these.
[15:46] Morita
    Well, they're glasses-shaped garbage,
    so it's fine, but...
[15:50] Akemi
    You're the garbage.
[15:52] Akemi
    Seriously, what's up?
[15:54] Akemi
    Are you an enemy of women?
[15:57] Morita
    Well..
[15:59] Morita
    But you know, they say a woman's
    enemy is another woman, right?
[16:03] Akemi
    They do.
[16:04] Morita
    That means I'm the enemy
    of woman's enemy.
[16:07] Morita
    So that actually makes me an ally!
[16:09] Akemi
    I would never form an alliance with you.
[16:13] Akemi
    But I'm starting to wonder
    what other garbage you have...
[16:16] Morita
    That's my Akemi-chan. You're a good woman.
[16:20] Morita
    What I have on hand is a supplement
    that could make you invisible.
[16:25] Morita
    I wanted to become invisible and sneak
    into the woman's bath to take a peek.
[16:28] Morita
    But after I took it, I got so sick
    that I didn't get a chance to do it.
[16:31] Akemi
    You don't think by "invisible",
    they mean "dead"?
[16:33] Basue
    Morita-chan...
[16:36] Basue
    Just because you can't get a woman doesn't
    mean you should go to these extremes.
[16:40] Morita
    You've got it all wrong, hostess.
[16:43] Basue
    What?
[16:45] Morita
    Even if I were popular with the ladies,
[16:47] Morita
    I'd still get these perverted gadgets.
[16:51] Morita
    It's because boys
[16:55] Morita
    are innately fascinated by tools!
[16:59] Basue
    Hm.
[17:00] Akemi
    Continue.
[17:02] Morita
    Thank you.
[17:03] Morita
    For example, I wonder if you'd understand
[17:07] Morita
    the fascination we have
    with multi-tool knives.
[17:12] Morita
    Even if there are tools that
    you think you'll never use,
[17:14] Morita
    we buy it, and try our best
    to come up with ways to use them.
[17:21] Akemi
    What, can a multi-tool knife
    be used for erotic purposes?
[17:25] Morita
    Even if it is a multi-tool knife,
[17:26] Morita
    it's a crime to use a
    knife for erotic purposes!
[17:29] Akemi
    But every tool you've shown us today
    is only good for committing crimes!
[17:34] Akemi
    But when it comes to being
    picky with your tools,
[17:37] Akemi
    I'm also picky about
    certain brand-name things.
[17:39] Morita
    That's different.
[17:41] Morita
    You're just choosing brand-name
    things to one up people, aren't you?
[17:46] Akemi
    You just slyly slid in an insult.
[17:48] Morita
    It's different from that.
[17:51] Morita
    It's different from how particular
    boys are with tools.
[17:55] Morita
    We start with trust in the product,
    and then it leads us to the brand.
[18:01] Morita
    Gadgets are made to be used!
[18:03] Morita
    It's a boy's dream to get a hold of those
    superb tools and use them for the purpose of erotica!
[18:08] Morita
    The romance in it!
[18:12] Basue
    This guy...
[18:13] Basue
    He was talking idiotic gibberish
    this whole time, and now
[18:15] Basue
    he's suddenly started explaining
    this clever-sounding theory!
[18:25] Akemi
    I understand your fascination
    with your tools now.
[18:31] Akemi
    But, if that's the case...
[18:34] Akemi
    then make sure you give your crotch tool
    a proper use once in a while, okay?
[18:45] Morita
    You know what.
[18:48] Morita
    The maintenance for that tool is...
[18:52] Morita
    Really perfect.
[18:59] Morita
    I wish...
[19:01] Morita
    I could use it for the first time...
[19:08] Morita
    Hey, Akemi-chan.
[19:10] Akemi
    What's up?
[19:12] Morita
    Do you think, maybe,
    there's a woman out there
[19:16] Morita
    who would choose my tool?
[19:19] Akemi
    Yeah.
[19:20] Akemi
    There are probably girls out there
    with bad taste in tools.
[19:26] Morita
    Yeah...
[19:28] Morita
    You're right...
[19:37] Akemi
    Sing.
[19:38] Morita
    You know, I'm really feeling
    depressed right now.
[19:40] Akemi
    Yeah.
[19:41] Morita
    I don't think that's something
    you should be telling a
[19:43] Morita
    customer who's feeling depressed, you know?
[19:45] Akemi
    I'm sick of listening to you talk, though.
[19:47] Basue
    Akemi-chan. Your true colors are showing,
[19:50] Basue
    and that is unacceptable as
    a hostess at this snack bar.
[19:52] Akemi
    Personally, I think putting obnoxious
    customers in a good mood by making them sing
[19:57] Akemi
    is a viable strategy for a snack bar.
[19:58] Basue
    You're right. It is viable
    for obnoxious customers.
[20:02] Morita
    I think you guys should realize that you're
    being really rude.
[20:07] Morita
    Seriously, I can't take this.
[20:09] Akemi
    Says the person who's
    scrolling through the songs.
[20:12] Morita
    I ain't singing.
[20:14] Basue
    Oh, you're one of those
    people who takes the remote
[20:17] Basue
    even though they have no intention
    of singing, aren't you?
[20:19] Morita
    It's fun to see what other people
    have been singing, though.
[20:23] Basue
    Oh, I fully agree on that.
[20:26] Morita
    You know, it's been a while since
    I heard you sing, Akemi-chan.
[20:30] Morita
    I want to hear it.
[20:31] Akemi
    What? Me?
[20:33] Morita
    I haven't heard you sing in a while.
[20:35] Morita
    Please sing for me.
[20:37] Akemi
    Ten thousand yen.
[20:39] Morita
    I don't know what the ten
    thousand yen is for, but...
[20:41] Basue
    Morita-chan, you shouldn't
    reach for your wallet.
[20:46] Morita
    Come on, please?
[20:47] Morita
    Please brighten my day with a song.
[20:51] Akemi
    Fine...
[20:53] Morita
    A song that expresses your love for me, okay?
[20:56] Akemi
    There's no song like that.
[21:00] [SONG] Sign
    Reserved
SIGN    While Listening To Olivia
[21:01] Morita
    What a corny selection!
[21:02] Morita
    You just chose from the rankings, didn't you?
[21:04] Akemi
    This is a snack bar,
     so corny songs are allowed!
[21:07] Morita
    On top of that, isn't this
    the song you said you sing
[21:09] Morita
    when you think about your old boyfriend?
[21:11] Akemi
    I'll think of him while I sing.
[21:14] Morita
    Geez, you don't pull your punches!
[21:17] Akemi
    But isn't this a song you like?
[21:20] Morita
    Well, I do, but...
[21:23] Akemi
    See?
[21:30] Akemi
    It's my favorite song.
     I'm listening to it by myself.
[21:43] Akemi
    * Because Olivia soothes my lonely heart.
[21:58] Akemi
    Jasmine tea is a medicine
    that helps you sleep.
[22:10] Akemi
    I want to end the day, in my
    own way, on nights like these.
[22:24] Akemi
     When we first met,
[22:28] Akemi
     I never imagined a day like this would come.
[22:38] Akemi
    Making good things better
[22:41] Akemi
     No, it's all in the past.
[22:44] Akemi
     Time just passed by.*
[22:50] Akemi
    You just fell in love with
    my illusion, my tired dear.
[23:08] Morita
    It's a good song.
[23:10] Basue
    Indeed.
[23:11] Morita
    I might be in love with your
    illusion too, Akemi-chan.
[23:16] Akemi
    Don't say something so scary.
[23:18] Morita
    Just spend your time with me for now.
[23:20] Akemi
    Does that mean you're coming everyday?
[23:22] Morita
    I didn't say it to mean that, but if you're
    willing to go out with me, I could.
[23:32] Akemi
    Well! Here's your jasmine
    tea to sober you up!
[23:35] Morita
    You're just trying to end this
    conversation by making me fall asleep!
[23:39] Morita
    Oh! Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
[23:43] Akemi
    That's not what the song is about!
[23:45] Akemi
    I said it's to sober you up!
[23:48] Morita
    What about after you sober me up?!