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E4 - There Is Love / If I Should Die Tonight / Soul Shadows

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[00:05] Tatsu-ni
    During elementary school,
[00:08] Tatsu-ni
    I remember the boys
    who ran fast being the popular ones.
[00:10] Tatsu-ni
    But supposedly, it's the smart ones
    who are popular now.
[00:16] Akemi
    An old man who suddenly becomes
    conscious of just how
[00:17] Akemi
    popular he was during
    elementary school has serious issues.
[00:19] Tatsu-ni
    I'm not saying it because I want to be
    popular or anything, all right?
[00:22] Tatsu-ni
    I wanted to talk about how things change everywhere,
[00:26] Tatsu-ni
    and how it's hard to know what people
    find attractive now, okay?
[00:29] Akemi
    You seem desperate.
[00:31] Tatsu-ni
    Stop looking at me with those
    murderous, judgmental eyes!
[00:35] Morita
    Did you just say kids who are good at
    studying are popular now?
[00:38] Morita
    Then that means...
    I was born during the wrong era!
[00:42] Akemi
    Morita, were you even that smart?
[00:45] Morita
    What are you talking about?
[00:47] Morita
    Get this!
[00:48] Morita
    The child prodigy who was the first to learn
    the multiplication table in my class was... me!
[00:54] Akemi
    Men who still brag about their achievements
[00:56] Akemi
    from elementary school have serious issues.
[00:58] Morita
    And that's why I can't get the ladies!
[01:00] Tatsu-ni
    Forget that.
[01:01] Morita
    Forget that?!
[01:02] Tatsu-ni
    In elementary school, what type
    of boy did you like, Akemi-chan?
[01:06] Morita
    Oh yeah, I want to know that, too.
    Did you like the fast runners?
[01:13] Akemi
    I liked...
[01:15] Morita and Tatsu-ni
    You liked...?
[01:20] Akemi
    The type of boy who used chains as a weapon!
[01:23] Morita
    Wow, that's really specific!
[01:33] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
[01:38] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
SIGN    (When you fall in love)
[02:57] Morita
    But during elementary school, there was
    always at least one boy who stood out, no?
[03:03] Tatsu-ni
    None of them had chains
    as weapons though, I don't think?
[03:07] Morita
    Speaking of which, I was one of
    those elementary boys
[03:10] Morita
    who colored their left hand with a red
    marker and then sealed it with a glove.
[03:14] Tatsu-ni
    Now, go seal that past away!
[03:17] Tatsu-ni
    But, Akemi-chan, why would you like a weird boy
    like that, who had chains as a weapon?
[03:23] Akemi
    Hmm.
[03:25] Akemi
    Come to think of it, I have no idea why.
[03:29] Akemi
    But it doesn't matter whether
    they're fast runners or smart...
[03:33] Akemi
    I don't think people fall in love
    for reasons like that. Here.
[03:38] Tatsu-ni
    I see you're trying to wrap it up smoothly,
[03:41] Tatsu-ni
    but you must have a type.
[03:43] Morita
    It's one thing when they're
    in elementary school,
[03:45] Morita
    but grown women are pretty picky
    about things like that.
[03:48] Akemi
    Don't you preach about women, Morita!
[03:51] Akemi
    I'm not the type of woman who gets excited
    over a certain "type".
[03:58] Akemi
    That's because my scoring is based on
[04:01] Akemi
    a point-deduction system!
[04:04] Akemi
    Not many people have one thing
    about them that's so great it forgives all their flaws.
[04:09] Akemi
    Oh my, a handsome man.
[04:10] Akemi
    I think there are more people who've got some flaw so big
[04:13] Akemi
    it overcomes all their good aspects.
[04:15] Handsome man
    Ah am a very rich man.
[04:18] Akemi
    Did he just call himself "Ah" for I?
[04:20] Akemi
    Instead of finding a flaw later on
    and getting upset about it,
[04:23] Akemi
    I think it's better to know and accept it from
    the start before you decide to date someone.
[04:27] Tatsu-ni
    Well, don't they say love is unconditional?
[04:31] Tatsu-ni
    Can't you work hard to accept those flaws?
[04:35] Akemi
    Woah, woah.
[04:37] Akemi
    Do I look like a saint?
[04:40] Akemi
    Me? The one who's an expert at finding
    people's flaws rather than their strengths?
SIGN    Demonic
[04:45] Tatsu-ni
    Demonic!
[04:46] Tatsu-ni
    Let's try to be more like the woman
    in the opening song for a classy drama!
[04:51] Morita
    Wow, you're an awful woman!
[04:53] Morita
    But I see.
[04:54] Morita
    Akemi-chan, that's just who you are.
[04:56] Akemi
    That's right.
[04:58] Morita
    But then, this is my chance.
[05:00] Akemi
    For what?
[05:02] Morita
    The way you score men is based on
    a point-deduction system.
[05:05] Akemi
    Yep.
[05:06] Morita
    If it's a deduction system,
    that means you start at 100!
[05:09] Akemi
    Yeah.
[05:11] Morita
    That means...!
[05:12] Morita
    There's not a single thing about me worth more than 0 points!
[05:15] Morita
    But if you're deducting from 100,
    maybe I've got a chance!
[05:19] Tatsu-ni
    Hang on there. Aren't you being a little
    too optimistic about this?
[05:21] Morita
    Akemi-chan! If you were to score me as a man,
     how many points would I get?!
[05:28] Akemi
    I've never given it a thought!
[05:30] Tatsu-ni
    That means you've never even thought
    of him as a man, right?
[05:33] Tatsu-ni
    Morita-chan, just drop it already!
[05:36] Morita
    Don't stop me, Tatsu-ni!
[05:38] Morita
    She's about to see me as a man!
[05:42] Tatsu-ni
    Was there ever a point in your life
    when things went that smoothly?!
[05:46] Akemi
    I wonder if I'll have enough ink.
[05:47] Tatsu-ni and Morita
    She's fully intending to give out deductions!
[05:50] Akemi
    Well, let's start with...
[05:55] Akemi
    a 30 point deduction.
[05:57] Tatsu-ni
    Geez, you're starting with his face.
[06:00] Morita
    Everyone tells me that all the time,
    so I'm used to it. No damage here.
[06:04] Tatsu-ni
    You lost a heck of a lot of points, though.
[06:07] Akemi
    Hmm... Also...
[06:09] Akemi
    You're too horny. 3 point deduction.
[06:12] Akemi
    You can't eat tomatoes. 2 point deduction.
[06:14] Akemi
    Your fake Kansai accent. 5 point deduction.
[06:16] Akemi
    You still live with your parents.
    2 point deduction.
[06:19] Tatsu-ni
    She seems to be taking her
    deductions seriously.
[06:21] Akemi
    Well, I think that's about it...
[06:23] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, you actually went easier
    on him than I expected...
[06:26] Morita
    So how many points would I need to pass?
[06:29] Akemi
    55 points.
[06:30] Morita
    That means...
[06:33] Morita
    I have a total deduction of 42 points.
[06:37] Morita
    100 minus 42 means 58 points!
SIGN    Great
    job!
[06:39] Morita
    That means I passed!
[06:41] Akemi
    The horniness combined with your ugly face
    adds another 30 point deduction,
[06:45] Akemi
    which makes it 28 points total.
SIGN    Needs significant improvement
[06:48] Akemi
    You failed.
[06:49] Morita
    “Universe, Heaven and Earth, and My Power!"
[06:52] Morita
    Akemi-chan! Who do you think you are,
     going around rating people with points!
[06:57] Tatsu-ni
    I get your point, Morita-chan,
[06:59] Tatsu-ni
    but you know, you lost the right to
    criticize her as soon as you asked for it.
[07:04] Morita
    Seriously, what the heck, man...
[07:06] Tatsu-ni
    Morita-chan...
[07:08] Morita
    Akemi-chan...
[07:10] Akemi
    What?
[07:13] Morita
    Aren't there any make-up exams I can do?
[07:15] Tatsu-ni
    Is your heart made out of bulletproof glass?
[07:18] Akemi
    All right... then.
[07:22] Akemi
    Tell me...
[07:24] Akemi
    10 things you like about me.
[07:31] Tatsu-ni
    That statement...
[07:33] Morita
    It's definitely a trap
    for more point deductions.
[07:39] Tatsu-ni
    Akemi-chan, you say you've got
     a point-deduction system.
[07:42] Tatsu-ni
    But then, why did you keep falling
    for those scumbags?
[07:47] Tatsu-ni
    You're still paying off that debt
    from your ex, aren't you?
[07:51] Akemi
    Well, in the end...
[07:53] Akemi
    There's no logical explanation
    when it comes to love.
[08:04] Morita
    What the heck? What the heck is up with that?
[08:07] Tatsu-ni
    Keep it together, Morita-chan...
[08:10] Morita
    That...
[08:12] Morita
    That means...
[08:16] Morita
    I... I...
[08:21] Morita
    I still have a chance, doesn't it?!
[08:25] Tatsu-ni
    I see. There really is no logical
    explanation when it comes to love...
SIGN    (I'm done for tonight)
[08:38] Kawa
    Oh man, I have a major hangover.
[08:41] Akemi
    Are you okay, Kawa-chan?
[08:44] Kawa
    I haven't gotten blackout drunk
    for a while...
[08:48] Akemi
    Don't come to a snack bar
    with a hangover like that.
[08:51] Akemi
    Here. Have some water.
[08:53] Kawa
    Oh, thanks.
[08:56] Akemi
    And? Where did you go drinking?
[08:58] Kawa
    I seriously can't remember...
[09:03] Kawa
    When I woke up, I was in
    some kind of group seminar.
[09:07] Kawa
    Cracks me up.
[09:09] Akemi
    How can you laugh at that?!
[09:11] Akemi
    Don't drink so hard you forget how you got there!
[09:13] Kawa
    Yeah.
[09:16] Akemi
    By the way...
[09:17] Akemi
    What's that thick collar?
[09:21] Kawa
    What?
[09:22] Kawa
    What the heck is this?
[09:24] Kawa
    Did I impulsively buy this while I was drunk?
[09:29] Akemi
    If you keep drinking like that,
    you're really gonna do something you regret.
[09:34] Akemi
    Speaking of that collar...
[09:40] Akemi
    Isn't that a death-game collar?
[09:43] Kawa
    There's no way...
[09:44] Akemi
    Wait! If you try to force it off,
     it might explode!
[09:48] Kawa
    A death game?
[09:50] Kawa
    Seriously, what a load of crap.
[09:53] Kawa
    Why would anybody do that?
[09:56] Kawa
    And why does it have to be me
    getting caught up in this mess?
[10:00] Akemi
    That's a common phrase
    death game participants say!
[10:02] Akemi
    Let's sort out the situation first.
[10:05] Akemi
    Do you remember anything else?
    It could be anything.
[10:09] Kawa
    Um... Well, the first thing I remember...
[10:12] Kawa
    There were these dudes with weird masks
[10:14] Kawa
    conducting the seminar who left
    an impression on me...
[10:17] Akemi
    See, I told you! It's a death game!
[10:19] Kawa
    And I wasn't interested, so I left.
[10:21] Akemi
    You have to wait for the first victim!
[10:24] Akemi
    When someone's collar first explodes,
    that's when they officially start it.
[10:28] Kawa
    But as you can see, I'm still alive.
[10:31] Akemi
    It's so strange...
[10:33] Akemi
    They usually make it so that people
    can't escape the death game...
[10:38] Akemi
    No, what if escaping is part of the rules?
[10:43] Kawa
    What do you mean, rules?
[10:44] Akemi
    In a death game, there are
    strict rules you have to follow.
[10:50] Akemi
    The rules of a death game
    are simple and fair.
[10:54] Akemi
    It's supposed to have interesting rules
    that involve battles of wits
[10:58] Akemi
    which test not only your skills
    but also your luck.
[11:02] Kawa
    They're asking way too much...
[11:04] Akemi
    Of course! People entrust their lives
    to these rules!
[11:09] Kawa
    And how does that work out for them?
[11:12] Kawa
    You know...
[11:14] Kawa
    Now that I've been wrapped up
    in this death game,
[11:17] Kawa
    and I'm facing death...
[11:20] Kawa
    I have no wife or kids to worry about,
    or anybody who'll miss me.
[11:24] Kawa
    And I don't particularly take any joy
    in living anymore, so...
[11:28] Kawa
    Come to think of it,
[11:32] Kawa
    I really feel like I've lived my life
    to the fullest with no regrets.
[11:37] Akemi
    Don't seek life in death!
[11:39] Akemi
    It's too soon to be throwing your life away!
[11:42] Akemi
    If you win this game, they might grant you any wish!
[11:44] Akemi
    You might even get loads of cash!
[11:47] Kawa
    Where are you getting this from?
[11:48] Akemi
    Death games are usually like that
    to motivate the participants!
[11:53] Kawa
    What do you mean, motivate...?
[11:54] Kawa
    You know their lives are on the line, right?
[11:56] Kawa
    You're pretty much forced to do it.
[11:58] Akemi
    Just because their lives are on the line
    doesn't mean that people are motivated!
[12:02] Akemi
    Look at yourself, for instance.
[12:04] Kawa
    You got me there...
[12:07] Akemi
    Isn't work like that too?
[12:09] Akemi
    If you don't do it, you don't
    get to eat.
[12:11] Akemi
    Which is the same as putting
    your life on the line.
[12:15] Kawa
    Now that you mention it...
[12:16] Akemi
    You get more motivated knowing
[12:17] Akemi
    you get something out of it than
    if you're forced to do it, don't you think?
[12:21] Kawa
    Yeah, like getting paid commissions.
[12:27] Kawa
    Yeah, you're right.
[12:28] Kawa
    If I think of it as turning my life around,
    I think it's worth giving it a shot.
[12:32] Akemi
    That's the spirit!
[12:35] Akemi
    Okay, let's first check to see if you were
    given any items besides the collar.
[12:40] Kawa
    An item?
[12:41] Akemi
    Death games are like that!
[12:43] Kawa
    You really know your stuff...
    Do you have previous experience or something?
[12:46] Akemi
    Excuse me...
[12:48] Akemi
    Smart phone...
[12:49] Akemi
    House keys...
[12:51] Akemi
    Wallet...
[12:53] Kawa
    Are you searching me for secret tools or something?
[12:55] Akemi
    A mysterious remote!
[12:57] Akemi
    I think this is it!
[13:08] Akemi
    Also...
[13:10] Akemi
    Death game participants
[13:11] Akemi
    tend to have some kind of mysterious tattoo
    somewhere on their bodies.
[13:20] Kawa
    I don't even know anymore, but...
[13:22] Kawa
    Regardless of being involved in a death game,
    did I just die a little inside?
[13:26] Akemi
    I think the challenge for future
    generations is to eliminate such prejudices!
[13:30] Kawa
    It's hard to believe that this
    remarkable response
[13:32] Kawa
    came from a run-down snack bar.
SIGN    Snack Basue
[13:35] Kawa
    Snack Basue.
SIGN    (It was like an illusion)
[13:47] Akemi
    An earthquake?!
[13:51] Yamada
    It's pretty big.
[13:53] Kazama
    Gotta stay calm at times like these!
[13:58] Yamada
    What?
[14:01] Akemi
    What?
[14:02] Yamada
    What?
[14:03] Kazama
    Huh?
[14:04] Kazama
    Wha?
[14:07] Kazama
    My bad. It was me and my jitters.
[14:11] Akemi and Yamada
    What?!
[14:12] Yamada
    Senpai, why don't we stop that for a moment?
[14:16] Kazama
    Hold up, give me a sec!
[14:24] Yamada
    That is definitely not from
    restlessness, is it?!
[14:27] Akemi
    I hear it's bad manners to have
    the jitters, but it's good for your body.
[14:32] Yamada
    I feel like we've gone beyond manners
    and into legal issues here...
[14:37] Akemi
    When you're sitting for long periods of time,
    it's not good for your blood circulation.
[14:40] Akemi
    So jittering your legs like that helps the flow
[14:43] Akemi
    and prevents economy-class syndrome.
[14:46] Kazama
    You're right. When I sit for too long,
[14:48] Kazama
    my circulation gets messed up
    and I swell from the waist down.
[14:52] Yamada
    Are you sure your circulation is
    the only thing that's messed up?
[14:55] Kazama
    What? Like the world?
[14:57] Yamada
    Yes, right in this spot in this big wide world!
[15:01] Yamada
    Geez...
[15:02] Kazama
    What's wrong with a little jittering?
[15:05] Kazama
    We're buds, aren't we?
[15:08] Yamada
    That makes it even worse...
[15:11] Yamada
    Besides, Kazama-san, I don't have
    a good impression of you to begin with...
[15:15] Kazama
    That's the face he only makes at me...
[15:18] Kazama
    Cute, isn't it?
[15:20] Akemi
    He has the talent of finding
     the good in people,
[15:22] Akemi
    but there's nothing good about him, is there?
[15:29] Yamada
    Huh?
[15:32] Akemi
    Hm?
[15:33] Akemi
    Is something wrong?
[15:35] Yamada
    Oh, no, I thought I saw some kind of
    strange creature just now...
[15:40] Akemi
    If it's a strange creature you're looking for, Yamada,
    he's right next to you...
[15:42] Kazama
    If you praise me that much,
    you're gonna make me blush.
[15:45] Akemi
    Doesn't the word "sarcasm"
    exist in your dictionary?
[15:49] Akemi
    Well, Tatsu-ni brought in some
    shumai yesterday,
[15:53] Akemi
    so have some and calm down a bit, okay?
[15:57] Akemi
    Oh.
[16:00] Akemi
    Not again...
[16:03] Pinky
    That usually happens when it says,
    "Tear here," on off-brand items.
[16:09] Akemi
    It's the type of packet that's either going
    to tear open or make my vein tear open.
[16:13] Akemi
    It says "tear" all over the place...
SIGN    Tear here. Tear here. Tear here.
[16:16] Akemi
    It's supposed to be an explanation
    for the customer, right?
[16:18] Akemi
    Or is the packet giving itself a suggestion?
[16:20] Pinky
    But even though the packet isn't open,
    you did tear it a little.
[16:24] Akemi
    Stop spreading that fake news!
[16:28] Akemi
    Well, it's fine as long as it actually
    opens "from somewhere"
[16:32] Akemi
    rather than "from anywhere."
[16:38] Pinky
    Oh dear...
[16:40] Pinky
    Why don't you just give up
    and use the scissors?
[16:44] Akemi
    Oh no, this is way beyond that point now!
[16:46] Akemi
    It says it can tear, and I can't tear it!
[16:50] Akemi
    This is the same feeling as...
[16:52] Akemi
    What do you want to eat today?
[16:53] Man
    Anything is fine.
[16:55] Akemi
    Okay, then we're having Chinese.
[16:56] Man
    Nah, I don't feel like having Chinese.
[16:59] Akemi
    This feeling!
[17:01] Akemi
    This unsettling feeling!
[17:02] Akemi
    If he didn't want Chinese,
    he should have said that in the first place!
[17:05] Akemi
    Speaking of which, what the heck are you?
[17:06] Pinky
    I'm Pinky Unicorn!
[17:09] Pinky
    I can only be seen by highly stressed people!
[17:12] Pinky
    Just like how people's faith shaped God,
[17:15] Pinky
    the stresses of modern society shaped me.
[17:20] Akemi
    What... did you say...
[17:22] Kosame
    Akemi-san's self-talk sure is intense.
[17:22] Akemi
    That means all the stress I've been having...
[17:25] Kosame
    Do you think she may be on drugs or something?
[17:27] Akemi
    No way... then back then too...
[17:28] Basue
    Just what do you take her for?
[17:31] Basue
    But she does look like she's about to...
[17:34] Basue
    She seems to be under a lot of stress...
[17:37] Basue
    I assume it's from that packet in her hand
    that claims to be able to tear from anywhere.
[17:42] Kosume
    Because of that?
[17:44] Basue
    Oh, don't underestimate the small things.
[17:47] Basue
    Each little stress might not be much, but...
[17:51] Basue
    When it builds up over time,
    humans can break down ever so easily.
[17:56] Kosame
    Wow... those eyes have seen it all.
[17:59] Basue
    Now then, alley-oop.
[18:02] Basue
    Let me go get the scissors for Akemi-chan...
[18:05] Basue
    Scissors. Scissors.
[18:08] Basue
    Oh, dear... oh, dear...
[18:12] Kosame
    Huh? Mama?
[18:15] Kosame
    Mama?!
[18:17] Basue
    A ghost... hid the scissors...
[18:20] Kosame
    You're disheartened just because
    the scissors aren't in their usual place?
[18:24] Pinky
    I'm Pinky Unicorn.
[18:26] Kosame
    What are you?!
[18:28] Pinky
    My existence can only be seen
    by people who feel very stressed.
[18:32] Pinky
    You can see me, can't you?
[18:34] Pinky
    Stress is contagious!
[18:38] Pinky
    The development of human technology
    is a history of conflict...
[18:41] Pinky
    That can be a conflict among humans.
[18:44] Pinky
    Or a conflict with nature...
[18:46] Pinky
    And in recent years, the pursuit of convenience
    has come into conflict with stress!
[18:51] Pinky
    And on behalf of stresses everywhere, I declare
    war on those who try to get rid of us!
[18:59] Kosame
    No way.
[19:01] Yamada
    There's really no need to declare war.
    Stress will never go away.
[19:05] Kazama
    Why are you looking at me? Something wrong?
[19:08] Kazama
    Just what is everyone talking about?
[19:11] Kosame
    It's not fair that the cause of the stress
    feels no stress at all...
[19:17] Tatsu-ni
    Hey, you guys having fun?
[19:21] Kosame
    Tatsu-ni... The stress... The stress is...
[19:22] Akemi {background}
    I can't tear it... I can't tear it...
[19:26] Tatsu-ni
    Stress?
[19:28] Tatsu-ni
    Then, why don't we all have a drink?
[19:31] Tatsu-ni
    I have some pent-up stress too, so.
[19:33] Tatsu-ni
    Let's just drink it all away,
    like you're supposed to at a snack bar.
[19:39] Tatsu-ni
    Toku, toku, toku, toku, Tokugawa Shogunate...
[19:42] Kosame and Yamada
    What?
[19:43] Tatsu-ni
    There.
[19:46] Pinky
    Stop... Stop it right now!
[19:51] Akemi
    Man, that's good!
[19:53] Akemi
    I feel it coursing through my organs.
[19:55] Akemi
    I don't care about those
    unimportant things anymore!
[19:57] Pinky
    Just because you're feeling good...
    doesn't mean the stress is completely gone.
[20:01] Akemi
    That's right, Pinky Unicorn.
[20:04] Akemi
    That's why I've decided...
[20:08] Akemi
    to cope with stress.
SIGN    D r u n k
[20:16] Basue
    Drunk!
[20:19] Akemi
    Super Junior Hostess Akemi!
[20:23] Tatsu-ni
    Akemi-chan's face, which normally
    doesn't change color when drunk, is now...
[20:28] Kosame
    Transformed!
[20:29] Yamada
    And mostly into a unicorn!
[20:42] Akemi
    After getting drunk on booze, it's not
    so bad to get drunk on power as well!
[21:03] Kazama
    Alley-oop.
[21:05] Yamada
    Oh, Kazama-san, you're all right.
[21:10] Kazama
    You wanna sing something?
[21:11] Yamada
    Are you sure you understand what's going on?
[21:14] Kazama
    Of course I do. Akemi-chan
    turned into a unicorn, right?
[21:18] Kazama
    When you drink booze and get drunk, it happens.
[21:21] Yamada
    You're saying it as if she's just drinking,
[21:23] Yamada
    but you understand her form changed too, right?
[21:25] Kazama
    Yep.
[21:27] Kazama
    And? What do you want to sing?
[21:29] Basue
    As expected from you, Kazama-chan.
[21:31] Tatsu-ni
    Well, I feel a little responsible
    for offering the booze,
[21:35] Tatsu-ni
    so why don't we sing our lungs out,
    drive the stress away,
[21:38] Tatsu-ni
    and help Akemi-chan return to her usual self?
[21:42] Yamada
    Would that even work?
[21:44] [SONG] Caption
    Reserved
SIGN    Survival
[21:46] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, Hokkaido's hero!
[21:48] Kazama
    It's gotta be this song in order to live
    through this stressful society.
[21:52] Kosame
    You're right...
[21:54] Yamada
    But, isn't this song pretty hard to sing?
[21:57] Yamada
    You can sing this song, Kazama-san?
[22:00] Yamada
    Huh?
[22:01] Kazama
    Give me a hand for the parts I can't sing.
[22:05] Yamada
    All right.
[22:20] Yamada
    I'm counting on you, Kazama-san.
[22:25] Kazama
    Loudly, go.
[22:28] Yamada
    The commentator yells,
    this is the era of survival.
[22:31] Kazama
    I made... Yeah!
[22:34] Yamada
    ... an ominous prediction and left it in the dark.
[22:37] Kazama
    In the mirror... oh yeah!
[22:40] Yamada
    ... there's a face that mocks yesterday's mistakes.
[22:44] Yamada
    W-We wandered astray,
    here and there, throughout the day.
[22:50] Yamada
    Even if you get caught up
    in the waves of society
[22:53] Yamada
    and you stick out a slightly sarcastic tongue.
[22:56] Yamada
    To you, who's running through the Heisei era
[22:59] Yamada
    with your abundant vitality!
[23:03] Kazama
    There's a light that shines
    throughout the vast sky. Go!
[23:10] Yamada
    When we let loose our desires,
    on the last day of Earth,
[23:13] Yamada
    we can become Adam and Eve.
[23:15] Kazama
    There are things we need
    in order to live, go!
[23:22] Yamada
    Even a little bit of
    disappointment, in the long run,
[23:24] Yamada
    can be seen as the finest spice you can taste.
[23:27] Kazama and Yamada
    Oh yes!
[23:31] Yamada
    Kazama-san, you didn't sing most of it!
[23:34] Kazama
    So what? We can call it a duet.
[23:38] Basue
    Oh, yes, there are definitely those people
    who know they can't sing it alone,
[23:41] Basue
    and yet still pick a song.
[23:42] Akemi
    I know what you mean.
[23:44] Akemi
    But, the last part where you scream,
[23:45] Akemi
    you just can't help but want to
    scream along, you know?
[23:47] Kosame
    Oh, Akemi-san, you've turned back.