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E12 - The Great Pretender / Let Me Into Your World / Trouble Man

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[00:04] Morita
    Welcome home, master.
[00:07] Akemi
    If I just listen to the phrase,
    it's a maid cafe,
[00:10] Akemi
    but when I look,
    it feels like a monster is saying it.
[00:13] Morita
    Oh, Akemi-chan.
[00:17] Morita
    Uh... um.
[00:19] Akemi
    This is my friend, Misawa.
[00:23] Akemi
    She came to see me.
[00:25] Misawa
    Nice to meet ya!
[00:28] Morita
    Hi...
[00:28] Akemi
    Your voice is so quiet. What happened
    to your excitement from earlier?
[00:32] Morita
    Um...
[00:33] Akemi
    Misawa, this is our regular—
[00:36] Misawa
    Oh! I can tell from the glasses!
[00:38] Misawa
    You're Yamada-san, right?
[00:40] Morita
    N-No... It's Morita...
[00:41] Misawa
    Come, come, Yamada-san!
[00:43] Misawa
    Come sit over here!
[00:45] Morita
    Okay...
[00:52] Akemi
    I was just telling her what kind
    of patrons come here.
[00:57] Morita
    Oh, that's why she knows.
[01:00] Morita
    Then... I'm...
[01:04] Morita
    Yamada.
[01:05] Akemi
    What?
[01:14] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
[01:18] [SONG] Sign
    Snack Basue
SIGN    (I'll become who I want to be)
[02:40] Misawa
    Yamada-san, nice to meet you.
[02:42] Yamada
    Yes, I'm Yamada.
[02:44] Yamada
    Very nice to meet you.
[02:48] Morita
    She's making a face like
    "Morita, why are you lying?"
[02:52] Morita
    But you know, it's quite simple.
[02:54] Morita
    If I put it simply,
    there's the serious Yama-chan,
[02:57] Morita
    and then there's me, the loser virgin.
[02:59] Morita
    I want her to think I'm Yama-chan
    instead of me!
[03:03] Morita
    I'll become the person I want to be!
[03:06] Misawa
    Yamada-san.
[03:07] Morita
    Yes, I'm Yamada.
[03:08] Misawa
    Can you handle your booze well, Yamada-san?
[03:11] Morita
    Yes, I think Yamada handles his booze well.
[03:14] Akemi
    Hm? If he keeps this up...
[03:17] Akemi
    This seems fun, so I'm going to play along!
[03:19] Akemi
    Okay, Yamada. I'll give you your usual,
    one shochu mixed with whiskey!
[03:23] Morita
    What?
[03:24] Morita
    Akemi-chan, shochu mixed with whiskey is...
[03:27] Misawa
    I just heard from Akemi.
[03:30] Misawa
    Yamada-san, you're good at swallowing
    iron balls and spitting them, aren't you?
[03:34] Morita
    Yes, Yamada is very good at it.
[03:38] Morita
    What? Yama-chan is good at
    swallowing iron balls?
[03:42] Misawa
    Wow! I want to see that!
[03:45] Morita
    Even if he's good at it, is it a skill you
    normally request when you first meet someone?
[03:51] Morita
    Especially a skill like swallowing iron balls?
[03:53] Akemi
    Quit it, Misawa!
[03:54] Akemi
    I didn't say anything about Yamada
    being good at swallowing iron balls.
[03:59] Misawa
    Huh? You didn't?
[04:01] Akemi
    I said, he's so serious that if he practiced
[04:04] Akemi
    he'd probably be able to do it in three days.
[04:07] Morita
    What kind of conversation is that?!
[04:08] Misawa
    But Yamada-san just said he was good at it.
[04:12] Morita
    I-I'm sorry, but...
[04:15] Morita
    To begin with, I'm not Yamada.
[04:19] Misawa
    Huh?
[04:20] Morita
    I'm very sorry.
[04:22] Misawa
    What? Then... are you the funny
    old man, Tatsu-ni, she spoke of?!
[04:30] Morita
    ...Yes. I am.
[04:31] Akemi
    Why are you lying?!
[04:33] Misawa
    What, is that a lie?
[04:35] Morita
    Whether it's a lie is... up to you.
[04:39] Akemi
    Those are the words a liar would love!
[04:41] Misawa
    Oh, uhh... Then just... who are you?
[04:46] Morita
    I'm Yamada.
[04:47] Akemi
    Why did you think you could
    even go back to that one?
[04:49] Akemi
    If you're going to insist you're Yamada,
    then show us by swallowing an iron ball!
[04:54] Morita
    That, I cannot do.
[04:55] Morita
    Because I'm Yamada, and I'm not Yamada.
[04:59] Akemi
    Huh?!
[05:00] Morita
    I'm Gomura, another entity
    who lives inside Yamada's body.
[05:06] Akemi
    He made up another personality
    to escape reality!
[05:10] Morita
    Um...
[05:12] Morita
    Can I still be forgiven if I apologize now?
[05:16] Akemi
    You finally came to your senses
    and realized that
[05:19] Akemi
    there's nothing beyond reality.
[05:21] Morita
    But I think you're the one to blame
    in the first place, Akemi-chan.
[05:24] Morita
    You're the one who's been gossiping about us!
[05:27] Akemi
    It's not as bad as gossiping!
[05:31] Akemi
    I only said good things about you guys!
[05:36] Morita
    Really?
[05:37] Akemi
    I've spoken so highly of you guys that
[05:41] Akemi
    Misawa's starting to fall for Yamada
    just by hearing about him.
[05:45] Morita
    You're far better at lying than I am, I see.
[05:49] Morita
    Then I'm fine with being Yamada!
[05:52] Akemi
    You're Gomura, aren't you?
[05:53] Morita
    Aw man, if you only spoke highly of us
    then I didn't have to fool her.
[06:00] Akemi
    Even if I didn't say it, you spoke more
    than enough to expose your ugly side.
[06:05] Morita
    Misawa-san, I think you can figure out
    which patron I am by now, can't you?
[06:13] Misawa
    Oh, I know who you are!
[06:14] Morita
    Yep.
[06:15] Misawa
    Director Makoto Shinkai!
[06:17] Morita
    I'm pretty sure he's never been here before!
[06:19] Morita
    It's a little odd for me to say this,
    but you're pretty weird!
[06:23] Misawa
    What?
[06:25] Morita
    But I don't feel as nervous around weirdos,
     so you're helping me out!
[06:29] Misawa
    You're welcome?
[06:32] Morita
    Well, I don't know what Akemi-chan
    said about me, but...
[06:37] Morita
    I'm Morita!
[06:38] Morita
    Nice to meet you again.
[06:43] Misawa
    Morita...
[06:47] Misawa
    Who's that?!
[06:48] Morita
    Huh?
[06:48] Morita
    W-Wait, wait, wait a minute!
[06:50] Morita
    What do you mean who?!
[06:52] Morita
    My presence is so big that
    if I were on a wanted poster,
[06:54] Morita
    I'd be the type to get captured right away!
[06:56] Morita
    Right?!
[07:03] Morita
    O-Oh...
[07:06] Morita
    If she didn't speak badly about anyone
    and only spoke highly of them,
[07:11] Morita
    there wasn't anything for her
    to talk about for me...
[07:17] Morita
    Is what I'm guessing?
SIGN    (It's hard to understand)
[07:27] Akemi
    Hey, Yamada!
[07:28] Akemi
    Don't ya have any interesting stories to tell?
[07:31] Yamada
    Interesting stories, huh...
[07:34] Basue
    Oh, why don't I tell you about
    the macaroons I bought recently?
[07:39] Akemi
    Don't want it.
[07:41] Akemi
    For example, did you buy anything recently?
[07:44] Yamada
    Oh, I did. I did buy something.
[07:46] Akemi
    What? What?
[07:48] Yamada
    A sous vide cooker.
[07:50] Tatsu-ni
    Huh? A sous vide cooker?
[07:52] Yamada
    Oh, you don't know?
[07:53] Yamada
    It cooks slowly using low heat.
[07:56] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, that...
[07:58] Tatsu-ni
    I bought one too!
[08:00] Yamada
    Oh, really?
[08:02] Tatsu-ni
    Isn't it nice? The sous vide cooker.
[08:04] Yamada
    Yes, it is. The sous vide cooker.
[08:07] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, Morita-chan!
[08:09] Morita
    Did you mention a sous vide cooker?
[08:11] Tatsu-ni
    Yeah.
[08:13] Morita
    I bought one too!
[08:15] Yamada and Tatsu-ni
    The synchronicity!
[08:18] Akemi
    Hey... Why is everyone
    buying a sous vide cooker?
[08:22] Akemi
    You guys don't look like
    the types to cook at home...
[08:26] Akemi
    Besides, Morita, you live with your parents.
[08:29] Morita
    Well...
[08:31] Akemi
    What? Is the reason why
    all the men are buying it...
[08:34] Akemi
    Is that what you intended on doing?!
[08:37] Morita
    I live at home!
[08:39] Akemi
    What, am I wrong?
[08:41] Tatsu-ni
    Well, you're not close and yet not far from it.
[08:45] Morita
    What?
[08:45] Tatsu-ni
    What?
[08:46] Tatsu-ni
    What?!
[08:47] Yamada
    What?!
[08:48] Akemi
    Their unity vanished in an instant.
[08:52] Tatsu-ni
    No, what I meant was...
[08:55] Tatsu-ni
    When you say cooking at home,
[08:58] Tatsu-ni
    people usually think it's to
    save money, or to eat healthier.
[09:02] Tatsu-ni
    But the type of cooking we do with
    the sous vide cooker is sort of closer
[09:05] Tatsu-ni
    to playing with educational
    confectionery snacks?
[09:08] Witch
    The more you sleep, the more you...
[09:11] Brat
    feel rested!
[09:13] Akemi
    Educational?!
[09:15] Tatsu-ni
    Hm, how should I put it?
[09:18] Morita
    You don't make it because you're hungry, but...
[09:21] Yamada
    We want to... try out the gadget...
[09:23] Basue
    You guys understand each other to the point
    of mistaking you for fusion bot pilots!
[09:27] Yamada; Tatsu-ni; and Morita
    A fusion bot isn't as simple as you think!
[09:30] Basue
    It's complete!
[09:33] Yamada
    In general, boys love tools that have
    a sense of technology behind them.
[09:39] Akemi
    Like electric cars?
[09:41] Yamada
    When it comes to that,
    I take it more seriously,
[09:43] Yamada
    like figuring out what the range is,
    any major repair issues, and so on, but...
[09:47] Basue
    Seriously, indeed.
[09:50] Yamada
    If I were to give an example,
    something like power tools.
[09:52] Morita
    Oh yeah.
[09:54] Tatsu-ni
    It makes you want to build a shelf
    without thinking about where to put it.
[09:57] Akemi
    You sound like you're going to
    make a shelf for that shelf.
[10:00] Morita
    Pressure washers and
    steam cleaners are nice too.
[10:04] Yamada and Tatsu-ni
    Nice!
[10:06] Tatsu-ni
    I feel like I'd purposely
    dirty my clothes to wash them!
[10:09] Yamada
    Yeah, just like on the home shopping network.
[10:12] Seller
    When that happens,
    this bad boy will do the trick!
[10:14] Tatsu-ni and Morita
    Oh, that's just like how they do it!
[10:16] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, and how about smart plugs?
[10:19] Yamada
    Oh, yeah! I understand.
[10:21] Morita
    It's something that you just have to buy
    when you see it on those shows.
[10:24] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, yeah. I get you.
[10:25] Yamada
    Yeah.
[10:26] Morita
    Yep, yep.
[10:28] Akemi
    Are you guys...
[10:31] Akemi
    getting hard thinking of this stuff?
[10:32] Yamada
    You have no understanding of a man's heart...
[10:35] Akemi
    First of all, you guys are talking about
    how technology is a man's thing,
[10:41] Akemi
    but I like the latest home
    appliances too, you know!
[10:47] Akemi
    Huh... What?
[10:49] Yamada
    Your perspective is a little different to
    how a man sees it, Akemi-san.
[10:53] Yamada
    How should I put it? Yours is more like
    you want it because of its convenience.
[10:55] Akemi
    And what's wrong with that?!
    You're creeping me out.
[10:59] Akemi
    I never would have thought Yamada
    would tell me off like that.
[11:03] Akemi
    You shouldn't hang around these guys.
[11:05] Akemi
    They're having a bad influence on you!
[11:06] Basue
    Akemi-chan, those people are
    also our patrons, you know.
[11:11] Akemi
    Then it means we have bad customers.
[11:12] Tatsu-ni
    I'd say the store is responsible
    for having bad customers.
[11:15] Basue
    Thank you for the harsh feedback!
[11:19] Morita
    But you know,
[11:20] Morita
    even when buying a frying pan,
[11:22] Morita
    women honestly consider
    whether it's easy to clean it or not.
[11:26] Mob woman
    This is so useful!
[11:28] Morita
    Whereas men tend to care about
    the coating process that was used to create it.
[11:32] Mob man
    This coating is the lost
    orichalcon processing technology!
[11:36] Akemi
    True, I could see how men can get overly
    into the special methods being used.
[11:41] Akemi
    Hm? But men like outdoor equipment
    and primitive things too, don't they?
[11:47] Camper
    I cooked it well!
[11:50] Akemi
    And fire pits...
[11:51] Akemi
    Isn't that contradicting
    what you said about liking technology?
[11:57] Yamada
    High-tech things aren't the only technology.
[12:00] Yamada
    Low-tech things have their own charm as well.
[12:03] Akemi
    It's like an entertainer,
    who claimed to like mature women,
[12:06] Akemi
    marrying a younger woman instead.
[12:08] Tatsu-ni
    Men... have this sad side to them that
    helplessly seeks things that are efficient.
[12:13] Tatsu-ni
    However, it's necessary
    to enjoy the wasted time in life.
[12:17] Tatsu-ni
    I think that's why we enjoy tools that
    allow us to efficiently waste time.
[12:22] Tatsu-ni
    It's like when you check your health
    using a smart watch,
[12:26] Tatsu-ni
    even though you don't particularly exercise.
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Death
[12:29] Man
    Oh man, my health is looking pretty bad.
[12:32] Akemi
    Are you sure you guys just
    don't know how to use it?
[12:34] Akemi
    I don't get it.
[12:36] Basue
    Oh, I think it's like... why an old man
    would start beating soba noodles
[12:40] Basue
    to waste time in an efficient way.
[12:47] Tatsu-ni
    That's good! I want to beat soba noodles!
[12:49] Akemi
    More like, you've never
    beaten soba noodles before, Tatsu-ni?
[12:52] Basue
    By the way, what is everyone making
    using the sous vide cooker?
[12:57] Yamada
    Oh, let's see. I mainly make
    roast beef and things like that.
[13:01] Akemi
    What? Isn't it more delicious
    when you buy it instead?
[13:03] Yamada; Tatsu-ni; and Morita
    That's not what we're talking about!
[13:05] Akemi
    Are you using all these tools just because
    you love roast beef that much?
[13:10] Yamada; Tatsu-ni; and Morita
    We're telling you, that's not it!
[13:13] Yamada; Tatsu-ni; and Morita
    What we like is the cooking ware
    to make the roast beef!
[13:17] Akemi
    Oh, I just don't get it!
[13:18] Akemi
    I feel like a mother who's dealing
    with her adolescent sons.
[13:22] Basue
    But I always imagined that using
    a sous vide cooker was pretty hard.
[13:27] Akemi
    Yeah, aren't you afraid of
    getting food poisoning?
[13:30] Yamada
    Yes. That's why I take great caution.
[13:34] Yamada
    Such as making sure the temperature
     is correct to kill the bacteria.
[13:37] Basue
    Must be tough.
[13:39] Yamada
    Yeah, it is.
[13:41] Yamada
    To be frank, it heats up so quickly
    that it kills both the bacteria
[13:44] Yamada
    along with the benefits
    of cooking at a low heat.
[13:46] Basue
    Roast beef is...
[13:48] Yamada
    Like I said, you have to watch out
    for the heating time,
[13:50] Yamada
    and how to store it after cooking it...
[13:52] Yamada
    It's quite the hassle.
[13:57] Yamada
    So... ultimately...
[14:02] All
    You quickly end up not using it, I bet.
SIGN    Snack Basue
[14:07] Basue
    Snack Basue.
SIGN    (Who do you think you are?)
[14:16] Kazama
    Do I look like a guy...
[14:19] Kazama
    ...with a massive schlong?
[14:24] Yamada
    Huh?
[14:25] Kazama
    Oh, I'm not literally talking about its size.
[14:28] Yamada
    Seriously, what?!
[14:29] Kazama
    I'm not talking about the actual goods,
    more like my presence.
[14:34] Kazama
    That's what I wanted to ask.
[14:36] Yamada
    I'm saying, why are you asking me that?
[14:39] Yamada
    Since you're asking me, I'm sure
    you're feeling confident about it, but...
[14:42] Yamada
    With an attitude like that,
    it'd be sad if it were small anyhow...
[14:46] Yamada
    Wait... Is he bluffing?
[14:48] Yamada
    Is it a bluff to make it seem bigger?
[14:51] Akemi
    What high-level psychological warfare.
[14:53] Yamada
    Well, I'm sure it's huge.
[14:59] Kazama
    Then, what do you think
    about the actual size of it?
[15:01] Yamada
    What?! How is that any different
    from the earlier question?!
[15:05] Kazama
    It's completely different, man!
[15:08] Kazama
    It's as different as the review of
    a big hit movie when it's first released,
[15:12] Kazama
    and a review two weeks later!
[15:14] Akemi
    I hate how he's even able to come up
    with these types of examples so easily.
[15:20] Kazama
    Come on... Come over here and see for yourself.
[15:23] Yamada
    Are your morals glitching?
[15:25] Kazama
    I'm just kidding!
[15:28] Kazama
    If I did all that and it ended up that I do have
    a small cock, we'd all have a good laugh.
[15:31] Yamada
    I'd be more afraid than
    laughing off the situation.
[15:35] Kazama
    But you know, if someone doesn't check it,
[15:38] Kazama
    there's no way of telling
    if my cock is big or not.
[15:41] Akemi
    Can you please keep it covered?
[15:43] Kazama
    How should I put it?
[15:45] Kazama
    Until it's checked,
    there's an equal possibility
[15:48] Kazama
    that it could be a big cock
    or a small cock, you know?
[15:53] Kazama
    If I were to put it in a clever way,
    it'd be like Schrodinger's cock, ya?
SIGN    Quantum Fluctuation
[15:58] Akemi
    Are you so stupid that you don't know
    what the word "clever" means?
[16:02] Kazama
    Between absolute evaluation
    and relative evaluation,
[16:05] Kazama
    I'm sayin' the latter is more important.
[16:08] Kazama
    If no one acknowledges that I have
    a big cock, then I can't either.
[16:14] Yamada
    That sounds like a big statement.
[16:17] Akemi
    If you wanted to see cocks, then you could see
    as many as you want at a bathhouse.
[16:20] Akemi
    Can't you kind of just tell
    how big yours is in comparison?
[16:24] Kazama
    Even if I go to a bathhouse,
[16:26] Kazama
    I'd be like, "There's grown men
    with their cocks hanging out!"
[16:28] Kazama
    I'd be so nervous, I wouldn't
    be able to focus on that.
[16:33] Akemi
    Your cock seems small.
[16:35] Akemi
    Besides that, only men seem to be
    concerned with the size of their cocks.
[16:40] Kazama
    Whaa?!
[16:41] Yamada
    That is the reaction of a person
    whose pride was shattered
[16:44] Yamada
    after being told their prized
    cock was worthless.
[16:47] Kazama
    You say that, but...
[16:50] Kazama
    you like big cocks too, don't you, Akemi-chan?
[16:52] Akemi
    You certainly have a big cock to be
    sexually harassing me in this manner.
[16:57] Akemi
    Hmm...
[17:01] Akemi
    How much can I talk about it on a TV anime?
[17:04] Yamada
    After what we've seen in this show,
[17:06] Yamada
    if they cared about that they never
    should've animated the thing.
[17:09] Akemi
    Anyway!
[17:11] Akemi
    If I were to talk from a woman's standpoint,
    bigger doesn't necessarily mean better!
[17:16] Kazama
    Then why do we men feel so
    concerned with the size of our cocks?
[17:21] Yamada
    You say it like it's all of us, but...
[17:25] Yamada
    No... I guess, technically he's
    not wrong when it comes to this.
[17:30] Kazama
    Are you really sure women
    aren't concerned about how big a cock is?
[17:33] Kazama
    Don't the big cocks
    always win in ero-manga?!
[17:36] Ero-manga female
    Oh! He wins! He's bigger
    than my boyfriend! Amazing!
[17:40] Yamada
    There's no credibility in that source!
[17:42] Akemi
    You've had your brain destroyed!
[17:44] Kazama
    No, I'm not convinced!
[17:46] Kazama
    Between a big rhinoceros beetle
    and a small one,
[17:49] Kazama
    no matter how you look at it, don't ya
    think the bigger one has more charm?
[17:54] Akemi
    You really don't understand
    a woman's heart, do you?
[17:58] Akemi
    Besides, girls...
[18:01] Akemi
    like stag beetles more.
[18:03] Yamada
    What does that even mean?!
[18:05] Akemi
    Clearly, a stag beetle is more lethal, right?
[18:09] Akemi
    That's why girls like stag beetles
    more than rhinoceros beetles.
[18:10] Yamada
    Are you sure that isn't just your opinion
    and not girls in general?!
[18:14] Kazama
    I see...
[18:15] Kazama
    Girls aren't particularly interested
    in the cock size, huh...
[18:20] Yamada
    Were you convinced by that last one?
[18:22] Akemi
    I didn't say we weren't interested in it!
[18:25] Akemi
    What I'm saying is that we don't have
    any particular preference
[18:27] Akemi
    or attachment to how big a cock should be!
[18:29] Akemi
    We're interested in cocks
    more than anyone else!
[18:31] Yamada
    Why are you getting pissed off?
[18:33] Akemi
    Men are always taking pride
    in how big it is, but that's not it!
[18:36] Akemi
    There are more important things than that!
[18:38] Kazama
    Well, yeah.
[18:40] Kazama
    There are virgins out there
    who have big, useless cocks.
[18:44] Akemi
    That statement is going to antagonize viewers!
[18:46] Yamada
    That's also going to antagonize viewers!
[18:49] Yamada
    S-So what's important is
    not how big the cock is,
[18:52] Yamada
    but how big one's heart is,
    or one's love is. Something like that?
[18:56] Akemi
    That's not it!
[18:59] Akemi
    Don't spoil those with small cocks!
[19:01] Akemi
    We're talking about cocks here!
[19:03] Kazama
    Ah, scary! My cock's starting to shrink...
[19:07] Akemi
    Rather than just size, a cock has other
    scoring criteria like shape and color!
[19:12] Akemi
    Is it really okay to negate those things
    and claim that size is all that matters?
[19:19] Yamada
    A common saying comes to mind...
[19:22] Kazama
    It's not about having big boobs.
[19:26] Kazama
    Having the right balance is important too.
[19:29] Kazama
    But if that's the case, I'm starting to get
    concerned about not only my size,
[19:34] Kazama
    but the shape and color of my cock too.
[19:39] Kazama
    Could you appraise it for me?
[19:41] Yamada
    No way.
[19:42] Akemi
    Um... could I chime in as an outsider?
[19:45] Akemi
    I'm in balls deep with this one.
    I want to know.
[19:47] Yamada
    In balls deep?!
[19:50] Yamada
    How should I put it... I really
    don't like having to watch someone
[19:54] Yamada
    appraise someone's cock more than
    someone showing me their cock...
[19:58] Akemi
    Aw, are you jealous?
[20:00] Akemi
    Are you jealous that I'm looking at
    someone else's cock rather than yours?
[20:04] Kazama
    No, he's just disgusted.
[20:07] Kazama
    Well then, let's take a peek...
[20:18] Kazama
    How is it?
[20:26] Akemi
    Yep, today's another peaceful day.
[20:42] Akemi
    Oh, Mama, since when were you in the bathroom?
[20:45] Basue
    Now, now. Today's been another peaceful day,
    so let's start closing up for the night.
[20:52] Akemi
    I really don't want to end it
    with us looking at Kazama's cock.
[20:56] Kazama
    Then let's sing something and end the day.
[20:59] Yamada
    Kazama-san, you never sing it yourself,
     so don't sing.
[21:02] Akemi
    Hmm... Mama, you sing something.
[21:05] Basue
    What? Me?
[21:07] Akemi
    Please sing a song that'll help everyone
    feel motivated to work again tomorrow.
[21:11] Basue
    Oh, let's see...
[21:14] [SONG] Caption
    Reserve
SIGN    Applause
[21:15] Akemi
    What?!
[21:18] Kazama
    I don't know this song, but the title
    makes it sound like a bright future.
[21:22] Yamada
    No... didn't Akemi-san just say
    "What?!" to this song?
[21:26] Basue
    It's a song with thoughts of looking forward.
[21:30] Akemi
    Yeah, I suppose it is, but...
[21:36] Basue
    As usual, the curtains opened and
[21:42] Basue
    I sang my love song when
[21:49] Basue
    I received a message
[21:55] Basue
    that was printed in the back of the newspaper.
[22:04] Basue
    That was three years ago,
    when I left you at the station
[22:14] Basue
    and leapt onto the moving train
    by myself even though you tried to stop me.
[22:26] Basue
    In a quiet town during the afternoon,
[22:32] Basue
    I stood in front of the church.
[22:39] Basue
    While I wore a mourning dress,
[22:45] Basue
    I even lost the words to pray.
[22:57] Basue
    Thank you very much.
[23:00] Kazama
    That was kinda...
[23:02] Yamada
    Lonely and depressing, wasn't it?
[23:05] Akemi
    Oh, Mama, I can't believe you ended
    the day with a heavy song like that.
[23:11] Basue
    Don't worry, Akemi-chan.
[23:13] Akemi
    About what?
[23:15] Basue
    No matter how a day ends,
    tomorrow is another day.
[23:22] Basue
    Snack Basue will be open for business as usual.
[23:26] Akemi
    That's a good way to put it.
[23:28] Kazama
    Then I guess I'll come tomorrow too.
[23:30] Yamada
    What, tomorrow too?
[23:32] Kazama
    What, you don't wanna come?
[23:34] Yamada
    No, it's more like not with you, Kazama-san...
[23:37] Kazama
    Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
[23:39] Kazama
    Aren't you being an awful sport?
[23:41] Yamada
    Like I said, that is exactly
    why I'm being an awful sport.
[23:43] Akemi
    I solicit! I solicit!
[23:44] Yamada
    You really want that misused phrase
    to catch on, don't you?
[23:46] Akemi
    It already caught on!
[23:48] Yamada
    Really? I've never heard anyone use it.