E3 - You're Still My Brother / As The Years Go Passing By / Try Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Store employee     Thank you very much! [00:06] Kazama     Woohoo! SIGN    Former Group Bibai      Yakitori Mifune [00:10] Kazama     All right, Yamada-kun! Let's go another round! [00:14] Yamada     Thank you for your hard work. Good night. [00:15] Kazama     Wha?! [00:17] Yamada     Kazama-san. [00:18] Kazama     Yeah, what's up? [00:19] Yamada     If you're going to a cabaret,     please go by yourself. [00:20] Kazama     Wha?! [00:22] Yamada     I have already fulfilled     my obligation to drink and mingle. [00:25] Kazama     Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. [00:28] Kazama     Aren't you being an awful sport? [00:30] Yamada     And that is exactly why     I'm being an awful sport. [00:36] Kazama     All right, I get you. [00:40] Kazama     I solicit! I solicit! [00:42] Yamada     Please look up the word before using it. SIGN    Mifune Bibai     Yakitori [00:46] Kazama     I... beg of you. [00:49] Yamada     I can't believe you've managed     to ask properly despite being drunk. [00:54] Yamada     All right... As long as it's not     a cabaret, I'll tag along. [00:58] Yamada     Woohoo! Then! [01:02] Yamada     Let's go to a snack bar! [01:12] [SONG] Sign     Snack Basue [01:17] [SONG] Sign     Snack Basue SIGN    (If it's for you, my cutie) SIGN    Snack Basue [02:39] Kazama     Oh, so this is the place. [02:41] Kazama     Your favorite snack bar, huh, Yamada? [02:43] Yamada     Even though I said favorite,     I've only been here two or three times. [02:47] Kazama     Whatever. Let's go in. [02:52] Kazama     Hell— Oh! [03:00] Kazama     Woohoo! They're open! [03:07] Yamada     Not in a good way! [03:09] Akemi     Mama! We have customers! [03:12] Yamada     Um, I think you should stop shaking     someone with a head wound... [03:17] Basue     Welcome! Here is a towel for you! [03:22] Yamada     Please use it first! [03:24] Yamada     Kazama-san, I don't think this bar is... [03:34] Yamada     He just made a run for it. [03:35] Basue     Oh, you're that customer who came before. [03:40] Basue     Feel free to relax and enjoy. [03:43] Basue     And... [03:46] Basue     Good-bye. SIGN    Sudden departure...! [03:56] Akemi     And what do you want to drink? [03:58] Yamada     She just laughed it off! [03:59] Yamada     No... I don't think I could drink after that. [04:04] Yamada     I'm going home. [04:05] Akemi     I solicit! I solicit! [04:07] Yamada     Why is everyone misusing that word? [04:10] Yamada     Well, anyway, the person     I was with went home, so... [04:15] Basue     Now that the obnoxious senpai is gone,     you could relax more, no? [04:21] Yamada     Oh, I'm glad you're okay.     And could you please stop reading my mind? [04:25] Basue     Now, now. See? [04:28] Basue     It looks like your senpai     got worried and came back. [04:35] Yamada     What happened, Kazama-san? [04:37] Akemi     Oh, just in case,     I installed a scissor trap outside. [04:42] Yamada     Scissor traps are strictly illegal,     no matter what you use them for! [04:45] Akemi     Well, what do you want me to do     about it? Bears could come out. [04:48] Yamada     Yeah, then, I guess... [04:50] Yamada     Wait, bears don't come out here! [04:52] Basue     Now, now. Calm down. Calm down. [04:57] Basue     For now... allow me to introduce myself. [05:03] Basue     I am Basue, the hostess. [05:06] Akemi     And I'm Akemi, the junior hostess. [05:10] Basue     Oh, or perhaps a dying person     doesn't need to know my name? [05:16] Yamada     Um, you're both bleeding profusely,     so shouldn't you guys go to the hospital? [05:20] Basue     It seems his heart can't handle     my charm and is about to burst. [05:29] Kazama     Seeking connection with women through     the suspension bridge effect! [05:32] Yamada     You are way too desperate to leave     offspring when you're about to die. [05:36] Basue     Oh, my, my. Come now. [05:40] Basue     There, there. Relax and breathe. [05:46] Kazama     Okay. [05:47] Basue     Here we go. Hee Hee Blow. [05:51] Kazama     La. Ma. Ze! [05:53] Basue     Hee Hee Blow. [05:55] Kazama     La. Ma. Ze! [05:56] Yamada     He looks like he's trying     to give birth to something?! [05:57] Basue     Hee Hee Blow. [05:59] Kazama     La. Ma. Ze! [06:05] Kazama     This snack bar is pretty good. [06:07] Yamada     The context before and after this     doesn't bother you? [06:10] Akemi     The context before and after? [06:11] Yamada     Huh? [06:12] Akemi     The context before and after     sounds kind of obscene. [06:17] Yamada     Was it even necessary to add that? [06:20] Akemi     That was... that was...     that was... totally obscene. [06:24] Yamada     What kind of song is that? [06:25] Akemi     An obscene song. [06:27] Yamada     What do you mean by that? [06:28] Akemi {in background}     Nah, I'm just messing with you.     It's an original. [06:30] Kazama     I was surprised when Yamada     told me he went to a snack bar, but... [06:32] Yamada     I didn't say anything. [06:34] Kazama     I see now. [06:37] Kazama     He's going after the junior hostess! [06:41] Kazama     Yamada, I guess you're a boy after all. [06:43] Yamada     Why are you quietly staring at me? Creeper. [06:47] Kazama     All right! For my cute underling, [06:52] Kazama     I'll give him a hand, no, a whole body! [06:54] Yamada     Why are you stripping?! [06:56] Kazama     I need to get myself pumped up. [06:58] Yamada     I have no idea what you're about to do, but [07:00] Yamada     don't you think you're going     a bit far looking like that? [07:07] Kazama     I'm going to blow a blessing senpai wind... SIGN    Senpai Whirlwind [07:10] Kazama     I'm going to stick them together and perform     a flash mob for them at their wedding! [07:18] Kazama     Oh, I just want to make sure, though.     Do you like flash mobs? [07:21] Yamada     What are you even making sure of? [07:23] Kazama     Well, you know. [07:26] Yamada     Not in the slightest. [07:27] Kazama     Well, you guys understand, right? [07:30] Akemi     I haven't got the slightest clue what you're     trying to say, but I don't like flash mobs. [07:37] Akemi     I like surprises, but like... [07:42] Akemi     I just don't like them, you know? [07:45] Akemi     it's like how even the Sapporo citizens     have mixed reviews [07:49] Akemi     about the YOSAKOI Soran Festival? [07:51] Yamada     You just dissed your     local festival out of the blue! [07:54] Yamada     I get that people who don't like flash     mobs also wouldn't like YOSAKOI, but! [07:59] Basue     Is this a conversation that everyone     in the country can understand? [08:03] Akemi     But... [08:03] Basue     I like it! There are people here     who like flash mobs too! [08:08] Akemi     But... [08:09] Yamada     I stand neutral on this! Why don't we just     quit while we're balanced. [08:14] Akemi     But... [08:14] Yamada and Basue     You're still going on?! [08:16] Kazama     Stare... [08:20] Yamada     Man, that was troublesome. Seriously... [08:20] Kazama     You know, Yamada seems to be... [08:22] Kazama     getting along with the hostess     more than the junior hostess. [08:26] Kazama     What? Could it be...? [08:29] Kazama     Is he after her*?! [08:34] Kazama     Come to think of it,     he does look like a grandma's boy... [08:38] Yamada     What is it? Why are you staring at me, creeper? [08:42] Kazama     So he likes the overly mature woman, huh. [08:46] Kazama     Let me try to ask in a sly way. [08:48] Kazama     Hey, are you the type who likes 8-bit art [08:50] Kazama     even though you weren't born     during the Famicon era? [08:52] Yamada     Seriously, what is this all about? [08:55] Yamada     I don't particularly have a preference, but... [08:58] Akemi     But games with 8-bit art [09:00] Akemi     look more fun than those with     mediocre graphics, don't you think? [09:03] Basue     No, [09:05] Basue     in fact, these half-baked 8-bit "style"     games are missing the mark. [09:09] Basue     I know these developers     are trying to recreate the "style," [09:12] Basue     but I can see through their half-ass     attempts and it's not the same. [09:18] Basue     I think the greatest thing     about 8-bit, from back then, [09:20] Basue     is the artistry that is built on a balance     that is at the very limits of [09:25] Basue     achieving the highest quality within     the technical constraints of the time. [09:31] Yamada     Please shut up. [09:32] Kazama     Hmm... [09:35] Yamada     By the way, is the wound on your leg all right? [09:37] Kazama     I'm still not quite sure... [09:40] Yamada     I still can't figure out what all these     questions have to do with... [09:45] Kazama     That means you're not satisfied with pictures     that have a vintage filter either, right? [09:49] Yamada     That's why I'm asking, with what?! [09:51] Basue     The beauty behind vintage items     is the sense of romance [09:53] Basue     you feel with the passage of time, after all. [09:56] Akemi     But wouldn't they be considered used items then? [09:59] Akemi     I'd prefer to have a brand new,     re-released version instead. [10:03] Basue     Could you really call a re-released     version the real deal? [10:06] Yamada     Geez, another pain in the ass topic. [10:10] Yamada     Seriously, Senpai, what is going on?! [10:12] Yamada     Why are you asking me all these questions?! [10:15] Kazama     Yamada...! [10:18] Kazama     Let's just come clean once and for all. [10:22] Yamada     W-With what? [10:25] Kazama     The hostess and the junior hostess... [10:29] Kazama     Which one are you going after?! [10:36] Yamada     So it comes down to this BS. What a pain. [10:37] Kazama     What's up? [10:43] Yamada     Kazama-san... [10:45] Yamada     I think you've had one too many. [10:47] Yamada     Let's just go home for today. [10:48] Kazama     Why are you dodging the question? [10:51] Yamada     You're still bleeding from your leg, too! [10:53] Kazama     And what?! [10:55] Yamada     Not "and what!" [10:57] Kazama     Besides, you're always, always on my-! [11:03] Yamada     Kazama-san, are you slacking off again? [11:03] Kazama     Yamada always, always...     stayed... by my side... [11:06] Yamada     Kazama-san... [11:15] Kazama     N... [11:16] Yamada     N? [11:18] Kazama     No way. [11:20] Yamada     No way? [11:23] Kazama     No way... Are you after me?! [11:27] Akemi     He really is a pain in the ass. SIGN    (Straight to my heart) [11:50] Akemi     Here you go... [11:54] Akemi     Shochu... mixed with water. [11:57] Tatsu-ni     Booze tastes better when you     drink in a cozy environment. [12:05] Tatsu-ni     Yeah, it's shochu mixed with water. [12:08] Basue     Well, of course it is. [12:10] Tatsu-ni     By the way, I saw a kids' movie     yesterday at the theater. [12:14] Akemi     Uh-huh. [12:15] Tatsu-ni     And I ended up bawling my eyes out there. [12:19] Basue     Oh my. [12:20] Tatsu-ni     Oh man, my tear ducts     sure have loosened over the years... [12:24] Basue     Indeed, people tend to cry more     when they grow older. [12:29] Akemi     Ah, yeah, I've heard that before. [12:32] Tatsu-ni     Man, I've certainly gotten old. [12:36] Akemi     But, well, whatever the case, [12:38] Akemi     kids' movies tend to be more     straightforward with their messages. [12:42] Akemi     So naturally they make you want to cry the most. [12:43] Tatsu-ni     That's what I'm talking about, Akemi-chan! [12:47] Tatsu-ni     The movie I watched was about a boy     who meets a strange creature, [12:51] Tatsu-ni     and they go on an adventure     together all summer and... [12:53] Akemi     How corny. [12:55] Tatsu-ni     First, the scene starts off     with their everyday lives... [13:00] Tatsu-ni     Everyday life! [13:03] Akemi     Man, I don't want to get old. [13:08] Basue     It must have been a very good story     if it's making you cry this much. [13:12] Basue     Here you go. [13:13] Tatsu-ni     It's more so... [13:15] Tatsu-ni     the opening scene of a kids' movie     where they show their everyday lives [13:19] Tatsu-ni     that makes me weep... [13:22] Akemi     Is that even considered     the beginning of the story? [13:25] Tatsu-ni     There's nothing happier than     a normal day where nothing happens. [13:29] Akemi     What I'm saying is, instead of     at the beginning of a story, [13:32] Akemi     you're supposed to grasp that     at the end of a story! [13:34] Akemi     Besides, if that's the type of movie you saw, [13:38] Akemi     that moment would be where the boy     befriends the strange creature. [13:41] Alien     Friend... [13:42] Akemi     Or during the last scene, when they're     parting ways or something. [13:44] Alien     Good-bye... [13:45] Akemi     Aren't those the scenes     you should be crying over? [13:47] Tatsu-ni     Of course... [13:49] Tatsu-ni     I cried over those as well! [13:50] Akemi     So you were just crying the whole time... [13:53] Tatsu-ni     When you grow older, you become     weak to the nostalgic feel of things. [13:59] Akemi     I'm still very young,     so I wouldn't know, but... [14:02] Akemi     If you're crying that much about nostalgia,      are you struggling right now? [14:07] Tatsu-ni     No, this isn't crying from sadness... [14:12] Tatsu-ni     Crying from nostalgia doesn't necessarily mean [14:15] Tatsu-ni     I'm regretting something from the past     and feeling like a failure in life. [14:23] Tatsu-ni     It's that there's nothing happier     than experiencing a life [14:27] Tatsu-ni     where I can be so moved by a kids' movie. [14:31] Akemi     Visually, he just looks like he's in hell. [14:33] Tatsu-ni {background}     Nothing more, I tell you...! [14:35] Basue     I must say... [14:37] Basue     I could understand     crying from nostalgia, but... [14:44] Akemi     Isn't Tatsu-ni's crying a bit too much? [14:47] Tatsu-ni     No, it's not! [14:49] Tatsu-ni     I'm just slightly more sensitive     than others, that's all! [14:52] Akemi     Your sensitivity level is the same as     a drugged girl from an erotic manga! [14:56] Erotic girl from manga     I'm so pissed! But I can't stop feeling it! [15:00] Tatsu-ni     Is it really that bad? SIGN    Snack Basue [15:03] Tatsu-ni     Snack Basue. SIGN    (To the one I've fallen for) [15:12] Kosame     My name is Kosame Amano. [15:15] Kosame     I'm a permanent part-timer. [15:17] Kosame     And by chance, I'm working at a snack bar. [15:25] Azuma     Mama, you hired a good girl. [15:29] Basue     Why, thank you. [15:31] Azuma     Her innocence tickles a man's heart. [15:36] Azuma     But... [15:37] Azuma     My favorite is definitely you, Akemi. [15:41] Akemi     My, I'm happy to hear that. [15:43] Azuma     Tonight I'm going to finally     make you... fall for me. [15:48] Kosame     Classy. [15:50] Akemi     I look forward to it...     And exactly how do you intend to do that? [15:55] Azuma     With... [15:58] Azuma     This! Love Guru Douglas Hamada's exclusive book      for mailing list members only! SIGN    Secret [16:02] Azuma     "Secret Techniques: How To Guarantee     A Shot With The Bar Girl!" [16:10] Azuma     If I follow his exact instructions,     I'm guaranteed to make a girl fall for me! [16:13] Azuma     It's a prophetic book, I tell ya. [16:15] Kosame     U-Um... [16:18] Kosame     Shouldn't you keep those love manuals [16:21] Kosame     a secret from the person you're using them on? [16:25] Azuma     Doesn't showing this dubious book express how     serious I am about making her fall for me? [16:31] Kosame     Forget serious! She's bound to run     from how desperate you are! [16:35] Akemi     Well, why don't you give it a try? [16:38] Akemi     Use Douglas Hamada's "Secret Techniques:     How To Guarantee A Shot With The Bar Girl!" [16:45] Akemi     I'll teach you that there's     no such thing as a guarantee! [16:50] Kosame     She's sounding like a strong warrior. [16:55] Azuma     Here I go... [16:57] Azuma     Lesson one. [17:00] Azuma     "Send the lady a flower." [17:02] Basue     A flower present! [17:05] Basue     It's a popular gesture     men do to make their move, [17:08] Basue     but often backfires because of its     association with narcissistic men. [17:12] Basue     However, there's a twist. [17:15] Basue     When men do it, it pleasantly surprises     the girl, because no man dares to do it! [17:20] Basue     On top of that, he purposefully     sends a single flower [17:23] Basue     instead of a bouquet to downplay it. [17:27] Basue     He's good... [17:29] Kosame     But do you really think she'd fall for it     when there's no romantic mood at all? [17:37] Kosame     H-Hey, Akemi-san! Aren't you     falling a bit too easily?! [17:41] Azuma     That flower is a white jasmine... [17:43] Azuma     It represents... [17:46] Azuma     lust. [17:50] Kosame     Your reaction is starting to look like     someone from a food manga! [17:54] Kosame     N-No way... Do they really fall, even after     you've given away your techniques?! SIGN    Secret [17:59] Azuma     Incredible... You're incredible,     Douglas Hamada! [18:03] Akemi     Douglas Hamada! [18:05] Kosame     Wait! She's falling for Douglas Hamada! [18:08] Basue     Well, technically, Douglas Hamada     was the one who gave her that flower. [18:14] Kosame     Um, but he didn't? [18:17] Azuma     As expected of you,      Love Guru Douglas Hamada. [18:20] Azuma     I feel like you've subconsciously     taken over my body. [18:23] Kosame     That sounds wrong too! [18:26] Akemi     Not good, not good! [18:27] Kosame     Akemi-san? [18:29] Akemi     I'm a hostess. [18:31] Akemi     A bar girl. [18:33] Akemi     Falling for booze and love... [18:36] Akemi     is not allowed. [18:37] Kosame     But is it all right for your face     to fall like that? [18:42] Azuma     There's no way you can     escape from Douglas Hamada. SIGN    Secret [18:45] Kosame     What are you to Douglas Hamada, anyway? [18:50] Akemi     You've had your way up until now [18:53] Akemi     but it's time for my counterattack. [18:59] Akemi     Eat it! [19:00] Akemi     Love Maestro MacArthur Matsumoto's     informational DVD, [19:03] Akemi     "Easy Watch and Learn: Guaranteed     Ways Not to Fall for a Customer. [19:06] Akemi     A Manual of Tricks for     Bar Girls—Advanced Level!" [19:09] Kosame     It's too niche of a product! [19:11] Akemi     To think the day would come     to put these tricks to use... [19:16] Kosame     Geez, use a player or something     to read it, for crying out loud. [19:19] Azuma     Hmph, MacArthur Matsumoto...     A worthy opponent! [19:25] Akemi     Douglas Hamada,     I'll teach you the taste of defeat! [19:31] Kosame     This is now... a proxy war! SIGN    Secret [19:34] Kosame     A proxy war between Douglas Hamada*     and MacArthur Matsumoto! [19:41] Azuma     "You've become even more     beautiful than before." [19:43] Akemi     "Shut up! Die, scumbag!" [19:45] Kosame     Team Matsumoto's response     is too tactless, don't you think?! [19:47] Basue     I see... If the customer despises you,     you won't have to worry about being hit on. [19:53] Basue     That's one way to do it! [19:55] Kosame     Doesn't that mean she's not fit for this job? [19:58] Kosame     I think even Team Hamada has given up,     knowing that it's a lost cause...? [20:05] Azuma     "I still love you regardless."     Super punch line. [20:08] Azuma     "To that stubborn girl."     From chapter 2, verse 12. [20:12] Kosame     He's starting to sound like     he's quoting from the Bible! [20:14] Basue     This isn't good! [20:16] Basue     They say a girl in love becomes cuter, but... [20:21] Basue     Akemi-chan has become cuter! [20:24] Basue     Almost as if she used an app to edit herself! [20:30] Azuma     Douglas Hamada once said... [20:34] Azuma     A woman who changes her face with     an app is, personally, impossible to be with! [20:41] Kosame     Um... So since you've     successfully been dumped... [20:45] Kosame     Everything is all good now, right? [20:51] Akemi     I want to know defeat! [20:54] Kosame     I have no idea what you're     even feeling anymore. [21:01] Basue     Oh, you must be one of those     people who starts singing [21:05] Basue     once they're done saying what they want to say. [21:06] Azuma     Sometimes you just gotta sing     to process how you feel, you know? [21:11] Basue     Oh, I understand. [21:12] [SONG] Caption     Reserved SIGN    Silhouette Romance [21:15] Kosame     Is this a Douglas Hamada song? [21:19] Kosame     No, it's not. [21:20] Kosame     Oh, I see... Here's the mic. [21:23] Azuma     Thank you. [21:36] Azuma     How long ago was it when I first met you? [21:42] Azuma     That small feeling I had for you     back then has now turned into love. [21:45] Kosame{background}     Huh? What is he saying? [21:48] Basue {background}     Kosame-chan, shh. [21:52] Azuma     I'll deliver this song to you     with all my heart. [21:56] Azuma     Silhouette Romance. [22:01] Azuma     A woman in love is [22:06] Azuma     always a heroine who dreams [22:15] Azuma     for a moment. [22:21] Azuma     She'll sit before a mirror and ponder [22:30] Azuma     which eye pencils to use as she lays them out. [22:40] Azuma     The sad face she has as she looks out     the window disguises her heart. [22:49] Azuma     Her scarlet silhouette. [22:54] Basue     Silhouette! [22:57] Azuma     Oh, now that you've stolen my heart. [23:06] Azuma     Come at me by giving me more romance. [23:17] Azuma     Oh, now that you've dyed me with your love, [23:26] Azuma     don't stop the excitement     and give me more romance. [23:37] Azuma     Everyone, thank you for listening to my song. [23:41] Akemi     You were singing about me, for sure. [23:45] Kosame     Just when are those things     coming off your face?