E3 - Lessons in Love

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SIGN    Kouban
    Prefectural
    High
     School
SIGN    Episode 3 Lessons in Love?
[01:56] Rin
    Oh, Senpai.
[01:58] Rin
    What are you reading there?
SIGN    The Perfect Guide to Dating
SIGN    Start with
    the basics!
[02:04] Eiji
    After today, I'll be a hit
    with the chicks...
[02:06] Eiji
    My dream of a harem will soon be a reality!
[02:09] Eiji
    Nanakura, I understand how
    girls think now thanks to this book!
[02:16] Cool Rin
    Then do you understand why I'm angry?
[02:22] Spoiled Rin
    I wish you knew why I was mad!
[02:25] Eiji
    You too, Spoiled-chan?!
[02:27] Eiji
    Hang on, wait, just a sec...
[02:31] Eiji
    Because I said something stupid again?
[02:34] Rin
    That's half right.
[02:38] Eiji
    Honestly, I just wish I was in love.
[02:42] Rin
    Does that mean you're not right now?
[02:46] Eiji
    Not that I've noticed.
[02:50] Rin
    I don't know how to feel about that...
[02:52] Eiji
    I mean, it all started
    with the bits that we do.
[02:57] Eiji
    They might just be bits,
    but you're serious about the acting, right?
[03:02] Eiji
    Which gets me thinking
    about who I would choose during class...
[03:09] Eiji
    Wow, you're really happy!
[03:11] Eiji
    Oh, but I think I might understand why.
[03:15] Eiji
    It's because I praised your acting!
[03:17] Rin
    Bzzt!
[03:23] Wardrobe
    Okay, your makeup's done, Nanakura-san.
[03:27] Wardrobe
    Or maybe "Class President Nanakura"?
[03:31] Rin (Prez)
    Thank you for everything.
[03:33] Rin (Prez)
    I can face my duties now,
    with your help.
[03:36] Wardrobe
    She can really switch it on
    in an instant. Such an actress.
[03:51] Eiji
    Hey, you've got a different vibe.
[03:54] Rin
    It's really helping me get
    into the role of class president.
[03:58] Eiji
    Nice.
[04:00] Eiji
    A relationship with a serious class
    president type would be awesome.
[04:03] Eiji
    First thing I'd do is join the
     student council to get closer to her...
[04:07] Rin(Prez)
    Do you honestly think you can function
    in student government with ulterior motives?
[04:12] Eiji
    Sorry!
[04:13] Rin
    He backed down so easily!
[04:15] Rin
    Kind of hard for the conversation
    to go anywhere if you do that...
[04:21] Eiji
    I feel like I'm the kinda guy who'd get
    purged from the student council, anyway.
[04:29] Rin(Prez)
    On second thought,
    your application will be accepted.
[04:33] Rin(Prez)
    My goal is to create a school
    where everyone
[04:36] Rin(Prez)
    can look forward to
    attending class, after all.
[04:44] Eiji
    Class President... your hand is so soft!
[04:47] Rin
    You can't just say
    things like that, Senpai!
[04:53] Eiji
    What would you do if you really
    were class president?
[04:55] Rin
    Let me think...
[04:59] Rin (Prez)
    I'd like there to be classes
    that mixed grades could attend.
[05:04] Eiji
    You mean like first-years and
    third-years in the same classroom?
[05:08] Rin(Prez)
    Correct.
[05:09] Rin(Prez)
    It'd increase exchange between
    students outside of extracurriculars.
[05:14] Eiji
    Man, that's a legit president-type proposal.
[05:18] Eiji
    So, what are you really after?
[05:22] Rin
    Theoretically... just,
    speaking theoretically!
[05:25] Rin
    Someone could then share a class
    with an upperclassman they have a crush on...
[05:30] Eiji
    I'm pretty sure illicit romantic relationships
    are a bad idea for a class president!
[05:37] Rin
    Oh, that's the club president.
    It's a good likeness!
[05:41] Eiji
    Ain't it though?
[05:43] Rin
    He's good at doing caricatures.
[05:47] Eiji
    Want me to draw you, Nanakura?
[05:53] Eiji
    Done!
[05:54] Rin
    Thank you so much!
[05:59] Rin
    What a glare!
[06:00] Eiji
    That's Cool-chan!
[06:02] Rin
    Do I really look so aggressive?
[06:06] Eiji
    Well, the trick is taking characteristic
    traits and emphasizing them.
[06:10] Rin
    This is kind of embarrassing...
[06:14] Eiji
    I drew Imp-chan too!
[06:16] Rin
    That's a literal devil!
SIGN    Staaare
[06:20] Rin
    I'm not even sure looking at me
    is serving a purpose, considering...
[06:24] Rin
    Oh, cute!
[06:27] Rin
    This one is cute!
[06:30] Eiji
    Yeah? You are pretty cute, Nanakura!
[06:36] Rin
    The drawing! I was talking
    about your drawing!
[06:39] Eiji
    C'mon, no need to be modest.
[06:42] Rin
    That's not...
[06:43] Rin
    It really really really really
    isn't what I meant!
SIGN    Kouban
    Prefectural
     High
    School
[06:48] Eiji
    Nanakura, do you act differently in the club
    compared to when you're with your classmates?
[06:53] Rin
    I don't think so.
[06:57] Rin
    But maybe I seem a bit different
    because I'm not trying to be polite.
[07:02] Eiji
    So, try being casual with me, then!
SIGN    FOREIGN RESIDENCE
[07:05] Eiji
    Let's start by talking about movies.
[07:08] Eiji
    You seen "Foreign Residence?"
[07:10] Rin
    I have not...
[07:11] Eiji
    You have not?
[07:14] Rin
    I mean, nah.
[07:16] Rin
    That's a horror movie,
    y'know? Way too scary.
[07:19] Eiji
    It seriously is scary, too.
[07:23] Rin
    I'm impressed you can stand them...
[07:24] Eiji
    Eh, it's an educational thing.
[07:26] Eiji
    They tend to do a lot of stuff with sets...
[07:28] Eiji
    Maybe you could study
    the acting bits, Nanakura.
[07:31] Rin
    No! No way! I just can't!
[07:35] Eiji
    Well, what if we watched one together?
[07:38] Rin
    Do you mind if I cry the entire time...?
[07:42] Eiji
    That might not be great.
[07:46] Rin
    This feels like we're dating! I love it!
[07:50] Eiji
    Having a more casual conversation
    with you is pretty refreshing.
[07:53] Eiji
    Although it does feel like I've taken
    a hit to my senpai aura, though.
[07:57] Rin
    I totally respect you, though, Senpai.
[08:00] Eiji
    Huh? You're still being casual?
[08:03] Rin
    I think I'll keep this up for this week.
[08:06] Eiji
    Oh, you're enjoying yourself, aren't you?
[08:16] Rin
    No... it's Senpai!
[08:19] Rin
    Is he alone? I wanna talk to him...
[08:22] Rin
    I wish I was better dressed.
[08:30] Eiji
    Hey, it's Nanakura!
[08:34] Rin
    W-W-Wha... Wha... you...
SIGN    Kouban High School
     Drama Club
[08:40] Rin
    Senpai... that shirt...
[08:44] Rin
    We made those for the culture festival.
[08:46] Eiji
    Come on, Nanakura, you're
    not exactly dressed up either!
[08:54] Cool Rin
    I don't really follow fashion trends.
[08:57] Cool Rin
    Is it weird?
[08:59] Eiji
    N-No, it's not...
[09:02] Eiji
    But if you need advice,
    you wanna go shopping together?
[09:06] Cool Rin
    I do.
[09:08] Eiji
    Then again, given how we're both dressed,
[09:10] Eiji
    we probably won't end up
    picking anything decent!
[09:13] Rin
    I normally dress perfectly fine!
[09:18] Eiji
    You saying I'm the only unfashionable one?
[09:21] Eiji
    W... Would you please go
    clothes shopping with me?
[09:34] Eiji
    Hey, Nanakura, are you
    growing your hair out?
[09:36] Rin
    No...
[09:37] Rin
    I'm thinking about getting a cut,
[09:39] Rin
    but I haven't been able to make up my mind
    about how short I want it.
[09:43] Eiji
    A new 'do, huh. I can see
    why you'd wanna be careful.
[09:47] Imp Rin
    You had better say it's cute.
[09:50] Eiji
    I... I couldn't say something
    that embarrassing...
[09:53] Eiji
    Then again, if you had short hair...
[09:56] Eiji
    Let me imagine it for a sec.
[10:08] Eiji
    But at what cost?! The pigtails!
[10:13] Rin
    He seems more anxious about it than me now.
[10:19] Rin
    I don't like how much maintenance it takes
    to keep it under control when it's long.
[10:27] Eiji
    You put the work
    in when no one's looking, huh?
[10:31] Eiji
    That's admirable!
[10:34] Eiji
    I can tell your ends and texture
    are on another level.
[10:40] Eiji
    Do head rubs usually make you clam up?
[10:42] Rin
    I don't think I'll cut
    it short, after all...
[10:50] Prez
    So, you want to be actors, huh?
    I like your ambition.
[10:55] Eiji
    We've got new members.
[10:58] Eiji
    Since they wanna be acting,
    that makes them your kouhai, Nanakura.
[11:01] Eiji
    Make sure to help them out if they need it.
[11:06] Rin
    I wonder if I'll be able to...
[11:08] Eiji
    If you can't give good advice, they'll
    stop asking you about stuff in general.
[11:12] Rin
    I don't like the sound of that.
[11:14] Eiji
    Huh, have I ever asked you for advice...?
[11:20] Eiji
    How can I become the kind of
    senpai people rely on?
[11:25] Rin(Demure)
    In your case, I'd suggest...
[11:29] Rin(Demure)
    Maybe taking things a bit more seriously.
[11:32] Rin(Demure)
    But that's not meant to be
    a rejection of how you normally act.
[11:37] Eiji
    Is that... Demure-chan?
[11:40] Rin
    Was it mature enough?
[11:42] Eiji
    It sure as heck was!
[11:45] Rin
    Yay!
[11:47] Eiji
    You've got a total babyface now, though.
[11:50] Eiji
    Gonna have to work on that.
[11:52] Rin
    H-Hang on a second...
[11:54] Eiji
    Hey, Nanakura, I could
    use some more advice...
[11:59] Rin
    I can't do it if you make me laugh!
[12:10] Rin
    It's not quite steady.
[12:12] Eiji
    I see.
[12:14] Rin
    Are you going to remake it?
[12:17] Eiji
    I bet Tsundere-chan isn't great
    with heights, huh?
[12:21] Rin
    That's your concern?!
[12:23] TsundeRin
    This isn't even that high up!
[12:25] Eiji
    Quit shaking it! That's actually dangerous!
[12:29] Eiji
    Come on. I need
    to reinforce it, so get down.
[12:39] Rin
    Y-You want me to... jump down?
[12:42] Eiji
    That's fine too. I'll hold you steady.
[12:44] Rin
    That's...
[12:47] Rin
    I'd have to be like "Fwump"
    and I'll be "Eek" and then "Ahhh!"
[12:52] Rin
    I don't know if I can pull that off cutely!
[12:57] Eiji
    What are you talking about?!
[12:59] Rin
    Hang on. Wait, wait, wait....
[13:00] Rin
    This is really, really, really scary!
[13:02] Rin
    Senpai, don't shake it!
[13:04] Rin
    Just wait a sec!
[13:04] Eiji
    I'm not doing anything! What is with you?!
[13:09] Prez
    What are you two up to?
[13:11] Eiji/Rin
    Prez! Help!
[13:15] [SONG] Eyecatch sign
    Pseudo Harem
[13:20] [SONG] Eyecatch sign
    Pseudo
     Harem
SIGN    Class 4-1
[13:30] Rin
    It's you, Senpai!
[13:31] Eiji
    That was when I was in fourth grade.
[13:36] Eiji
    Was that a shutter?
[13:44] Eiji
    Seriously, what?
[13:46] Rin
    There you are!
[13:48] Rin
    You seem to be having a ton of fun
    with those rolls in your hands.
[13:51] Eiji
    I was really hyped about
    that breakfast buffet.
[13:56] Eiji
    Another one?!
[13:58] Rin
    Who gets that happy
    over something like that?
[14:00] Eiji
    I'd ask who doesn't get hype for a buffet!
[14:04] Demure Rin
    Seeing you so happy puts me
    in a good mood, too.
[14:10] Eiji
    I mean, I wouldn't act like
    that at this age!
[14:13] Eiji
    Buffets are really fun, though...
[14:19] Rin
    I'm sure I would've
    liked him back then, too.
[14:29] Eiji
    Shouldn't you be in the
    gymnasium, Miss Star Actress?
[14:34] Imp Rin
    Maybe I'll skip.
[14:37] Eiji
    I can see how Imp-chan would skip out on—
[14:40] Eiji
    Hang on.
[14:41] Eiji
    Are you hijacking Nanakura's normal life?
[14:45] Rin
    I was rehearsing all day
    yesterday, so she just kinda...
[14:48] Eiji
    Is this like, you're having
    trouble getting out of character?
[14:52] Eiji
    That must be rough.
[14:56] Imp Rin
    So, can I stick around and bug you?
[15:00] Eiji
    Nanakura... has she developed
    a will of her own?
[15:03] Eiji
    Imp-chan is gonna take
    advantage of me at this rate!
[15:07] Rin
    She will not!
[15:09] Eiji
    You sure?
[15:12] Imp Rin
    But if I tried, would you let me?
[15:18] Rin
    What are you doing, Senpai?!
[15:20] Eiji
    That was Imp-chan's fault!
[15:23] Eiji
    Not being able to shake off a character...
    maybe you're practicing too hard!
[15:28] Rin
    I'm so sorry for getting in the way.
[15:30] Eiji
    Do you have an idea for how to fix this?
[15:32] Rin
    I think portraying another
    character might work...
[15:38] Rin
    I should probably head
    to practice after all.
[15:45] Prez
    Nanakura?
[15:47] Prez
    Rehearsal's started.
[15:53] Female Club B
    She's not here.
[15:54] Prez
    Maybe she's taking the day off?
[15:56] Female Club B
    Probably.
[16:01] Prez
    Let's go, then.
[16:03] Female Club B
    I guess we should.
[16:10] Eiji
    Maybe Imp-chan was right.
[16:13] Eiji
    You could use a break, Nanakura.
[16:16] Eiji
    Let's skip club together.
[16:22] Eiji
    Especially since my thumb hurts
    too much to get any work done.
[16:25] Rin
    Let's get you to the nurse's office, now!
[16:35] Rin
    That's your old coat, right, Senpai?
[16:38] Eiji
    Sure is.
[16:39] Eiji
    It was used as a costume
    and then they returned it to me.
[16:42] Rin
    Did you do that thing
    at middle school graduation,
[16:45] Rin
    where you give the second button
    to someone you like, or vice versa?
[16:50] Eiji
    What is that? I've never heard of it before.
[16:52] Eiji
    Wait, does this mean everyone else did it?!
[16:56] Rin
    Seems likely...
[16:58] Eiji
    Is that different from confessing normally?
[17:00] Rin
    I'm not sure.
[17:06] Eiji
    We're graduating today,
    so I want you to have this, Nanakura.
[17:15] Eiji
    Well? What do you think?
[17:21] Rin
    I didn't really catch it all.
    Could you do it again?
[17:25] Eiji
    But that was a really good take!
[17:28] Rin
    Just one more time!
[17:33] Eiji
    Will you accept my second button...
[17:41] Eiji
    Imp-chan?
[17:45] Rin
    She's not in today!
[17:48] Eiji
    But it's graduation!
[17:57] Eiji
    No love letters today...
[18:00] Eiji
    Good!
[18:00] Eiji
    That means no hearts for me to break.
[18:04] Rin
    Senpai, haven't you been
    doing that act every morning?
[18:08] Eiji
    Any time is a good time
    to polish your acting skills.
[18:11] Rin
    But Senpai... you're in the props department.
[18:19] Eiji
    Actually getting one was so much
    of a shock I was speechless!
[18:25] Eiji
    Is this for real?
[18:28] Eiji
    It's like a dream.
SIGN    Imp-chan
SIGN    Tsundere-chan
[18:33] Eiji
    It was a dream!
SIGN    I was kind of hoping your shoe box
    would stay empty forever!
[18:36] Imp Rin
    I was kind of hoping your shoe
    box would stay empty forever!
[18:42] Eiji
    She's saying she doesn't want me to
    accept anyone else's love letters, right?!
[18:49] Imp Rin
    Do you really need me
    to spell it out for you?
SIGN    You just looked really desperate for a love letter!
    That's all! That's the only reason!
    So don't get any weird ideas!
[18:55] TsundeRin
    You just looked really
    desperate for a love letter!
[18:57] TsundeRin
    That's all! That's the only reason!
[19:00] TsundeRin
    So don't get any weird ideas!
[19:02] Eiji
    Weird ideas?
[19:04] Eiji
    But I had weird ideas before
    I even opened the envelope...
[19:10] TsundeRin
    You had better write a response, too.
[19:13] Eiji
    I got it covered!
[19:15] Eiji
    This town's about to have
    a letter paper shortage!
[19:18] Eiji
    Then again, we are in a paperless age...
[19:21] Rin
    What are you talking about?
[19:25] Eiji
    Someone who got love letters from
    these two would have a hard call to make!
[19:29] Rin
    It's a good thing they
    were just pretend, then.
[19:32] Eiji
    I'm gonna cherish them anyway!
[19:35] Eiji
    Especially since it's unlikely
    I'll ever get any more!
[19:38] Eiji
    Oh shoot, my treasures...
[19:44] Eiji
    "Dear Kitahama-senpai.
[19:45] Eiji
    It's a little embarrassing to go out of my
    way to write this down as a letter.
[19:50] Eiji
    The time I spend
    with you is always such fun,
[19:53] Eiji
    and even outside of club—"
[19:57] Eiji
    But I hadn't finished reading it yet!
[20:00] Rin
    I... didn't mean to actually send this one!
[20:04] Eiji
    Let me finish reading it!
[20:06] Rin
    I-I-It's too embarrassing, so no!
[20:11] Rin
    Please forget you ever saw it!
[20:14] Eiji
    I understand.
[20:16] Eiji
    But I think I'll need to read it
    once to properly forget it!
[20:20] Rin
    I said no!
[20:30] Rin
    Senpai!
[20:33] Rin
    Good afternoon!
[20:35] Eiji
    You seem to be in a good mood.
[20:38] Rin
    I helped a friend resolve
    some romantic trouble.
[20:41] Eiji
    Relationship advice, huh?
[20:43] Eiji
    Well, considering you've got five romance
    experts bouncing around in your head.
[20:47] Rin
    Don't make them sound like
    alternate personalities...
[20:49] Eiji
    I don't think anyone would ever turn
    to me for that kinda advice.
[20:54] Rin
    If you had feelings for someone that you
    don't have a lot of shared interests with,
[20:57] Rin
    how would you approach them?
[20:59] Eiji
    I'd try hard.
[21:01] Rin
    Are you sure you're just not
    that interested in dating, Senpai?
[21:05] Eiji
    Hard to say.
[21:07] Eiji
    But if that's how the romance
    master sees it, maybe it's true.
[21:15] Eiji
    I can see the appeal, y'know?!
[21:17] Eiji
    I wanna have my heart pound
    and butterflies in my stomach, too!
[21:27] Rin
    I don't really think you'd act that way,
[21:28] Rin
    even if you did fall in love
    with someone, Senpai.
[21:32] Eiji
    If the master thinks so,
    then it's probably true.
[21:35] Rin
    He's accepting everything I say!
[21:38] Rin
    Also, in this master's opinion,
[21:40] Rin
    I think you'd be better off
    with someone younger...
[21:44] Rin
    Definitely.
[21:45] Eiji
    If you say so, Master, then I bet it's true.
[21:50] Eiji
    Wait, are you saying...
[21:54] Eiji
    That I should get into little girls?!
[21:59] Rin
    I didn't mean that much younger!
SIGN    Much Ado About Nothing
[23:34] Rin
    Much
[23:34] Eiji
    Ado
[23:35] Rin
    About Nothing!
[23:39] Eiji
    Hello, Kitaha...
[23:40] Eiji
    I mean, Nanakura residence.
[23:44] Rin
    I think it might be better
    the other way around!
[23:47] Rin
    He's sticking to this premise
    of him marrying into my family.
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