E10 - Birthday

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SIGN    Episode 10 Birthday
[01:43] Eiji
    Pardon the intrusion...
[01:47] Eiji
    So, this is Rin's house...
[01:50] Rin
    Let me give you the tour.
[01:53] Rin
    Here's the living room.
[01:57] Rin
    Here's the bathroom.
[02:03] Rin
    And here we've got the
    traditional Japanese room.
[02:06] Eiji
    I'm really starting to enjoy this!
[02:08] Rin
    So am I!
[02:13] Eiji
    Come to think of it, Rin,
    you still talk pretty formally around me...
[02:18] Eiji
    Don't you figure it's time to stop?
[02:20] Rin
    Y-Yeah...
[02:23] Eiji
    Granted, it's kinda late at this point.
[02:26] Rin
    'Sup!
[02:28] Eiji
    Uh... What do you mean, 'sup?
[02:31] Rin
    I'm just... so happy right now...
[02:33] Rin
    I'll do better once I get used to it!
[02:35] Eiji
    Want me to think up
    a penalty game to motivate you?
[02:39] Eiji
    And I have to ask... will this
    tour include your room?
[02:45] Rin
    It will not.
[02:47] Eiji
    But I want more details!
[02:53] Rin
    Senpai, you have a real knack
    for dressing dishes.
[02:57] Rin
    Er, I mean, you're real good!
[03:00] Eiji
    Wait, were you being formal just now?
[03:04] Rin
    What are you talking about?
[03:05] Eiji
    Seriously...?
[03:08] Eiji
    There!
[03:09] Rin
    You really are good at this!
[03:11] Eiji
    Well, we made it together,
    so I had to pull my weight somehow.
[03:16] Eiji
    Kinda like... being a husband...
[03:20] Eiji
    Playing a husband, I mean... acting.
[03:23] Eiji
    Y'know, like a role.
[03:25] Rin
    I'll do my best
    in the role of the wife, too.
[03:31] Eiji
    Which kind of sauce do you prefer,
    Japanese or western style?
[03:36] Rin
    I really can't decide!
[03:38] Eiji
    Let's make both then! Think we can manage?
[03:41] Rin
    We don't have a lot ingredients,
    so it'll just have to be western today.
[03:46] Rin
    We can do Japanese some other time.
[03:49] Eiji
    'Kay...
[03:58] Eiji
    I wanna do that too.
[04:03] Imp Rin
    You want a taste, huh?
[04:05] Eiji
    Of the latest recipe
    from head chef Imp-chan?!
[04:10] Eiji
    Imp-chan being able to cook would be
    an interesting contrast...
[04:14] Eiji
    And if it was Cool-chan,
    would it taste differently?!
[04:18] Rin
    Food's getting cold.
[04:19] Eiji
    As long as you don't!
[04:27] Eiji
    Is there a festival going on nearby?
[04:29] Rin
    Yep. It's not big, but they have fireworks.
[04:33] Rin
    Wanna go?
[04:34] Eiji
    Nah.
[04:36] Eiji
    I'd rather stay here,
    now that I'm finally at your place.
[04:41] Spoiled
    But I want Senpai
    to see me wearing a yukata...
[04:46] Eiji
    Come on! Don't try to tempt me like that.
[04:49] Eiji
    It's gonna make me wanna go!
[04:52] Rin
    Come on, Senpai! Let's watch the fireworks.
[04:55] Eiji
    Are we going?
[04:56] Rin
    Just come on.
[05:01] Eiji
    Your room?
[05:02] Rin
    Yeah.
[05:03] Rin
    The fireworks are visible from my window.
[05:15] Eiji
    Um... not gonna... turn the lights on?
[05:19] Rin
    The fireworks should be starting soon.
[05:22] Rin
    Let's leave them off until then.
[05:31] Eji
    It being dark won't let me
    snoop around in here, though.
[05:35] Rin
    There you go, ruining the mood...
[05:38] Eiji
    I mean, come on... I'm still
    a rowdy little fella, deep down.
[05:44] Rin
    I'm looking forward to the fireworks.
[05:46] Eiji
    Yeah. Me too.
[05:59] Eiji
    What?! Did your parents come home?!
[06:03] Rin
    They shouldn't have!
SIGN    I'm incoming with some spoils from the festival
[06:08] Rin
    It was just Megu...
[06:12] Eiji
    That scared me...
[06:14] Eiji
    But shouldn't you answer the door?
[06:20] Eiji
    I want to watch the fireworks too,
[06:22] Eiji
    but I'd feel bad about
    pretending no one was home.
[06:42] Rin
    I was planning to do
    that during the fireworks...
[07:03] Tsuu
    Good job with the delivery.
[07:06] Eiji
    I never should've told you
    about the job I got...
[07:09] Tsuu
    But you're earning good money off us.
[07:13] Eiji
    Thanks for doing business with us!
[07:15] Tsuu
    You didn't eat our fries, did you?
[07:17] Eiji
    Y'know, I really should have!
[07:20] Prez
    You wanna come in and take a break?
[07:22] Eiji
    This is a good time to stay busy, though...
[07:26] Tsuu
    You realize we haven't
    done anything fun lately
[07:28] Tsuu
    because you're so hard
    to get hold of, right?
[07:30] Eiji
    I'm trying to save up, man!
[07:33] Tsuu
    Isn't being able to set your own hours the
[07:37] Tsuu
    whole point of these online
    food delivery services?!
[07:41] Eiji
    Wow, settle down.
[07:44] Tsuu
    I wanna go camping!
[07:46] Eiji
    Camping? Sounds expensive.
[07:50] Tsuu
    Isn't that what you're saving up for?
[07:52] Eiji
    Don't be dumb.
[07:54] Tsuu
    Camping's so awesome, though.
[07:56] Tsuu
    Fishing, barbecuing...
[07:58] Tsuu
    It's bound to be the most
    memorable event of the summer!
[08:08] Eiji
    Not the most memorable, no.
[08:14] Prez
    Oh, Nanakura-san, right?
[08:16] Eiji
    Not necessarily...
[08:19] Tsuu
    Dammit, you did something, didn't you?!
[08:22] Tsuu
    I wanna ask about it! But I don't wanna hear
    about it! But I wanna know!
[08:25] Eiji
    Seriously, it's not a big deal.
[08:29] Tsuu
    Dammit, running your mouth about
    how stupidly happy you are...
[08:34] Eiji
    I didn't even say anything.
[08:35] Tsuu
    Then what are you saving up for?
[08:38] Eiji
    Well, her birthday's coming... up...
[08:44] Tsuu
    I want you to deliver me
    some ice cream. Now!
[08:48] Eiji
    Don't make it sound like I'm your gopher!
[08:50] Tsuu
    Unacceptable.
[08:52] Tsuu
    You being the only one
    fully enjoying summer...
SIGN    Die
[08:59] Prez
    I guess we better go
    on that camping trip, huh?
[09:02] Tsuu
    No! No more camping.
[09:04] Tsuu
    Instead, we're going to
    play tag at the local park.
[09:08] Eiji
    That's one heck of a downgrade!
[09:10] Tsuu
    You're gonna be doing this
    for the rest of the day...
[09:13] Eiji
    That sounds like hell.
[09:15] Tsuu
    I'm gonna make sure you have
    the worst summer ever!
[09:20] Eiji
    Knock it off!
[09:22] Eiji
    I'm gonna get back to work then.
[09:24] Tsuu
    I won't let you escape!
[09:32] Rin
    Senpai's clothes!
[09:55] Eiji
    Whatcha doing?
[09:57] Rin
    N-Nothing!
[10:00] Rin
    Oh, this jacket wanted me to wear it, so...
[10:04] Eiji
    Say what?!
[10:05] Eiji
    Missy, you mean to tell me you can hear
    the voice of these clothes?
[10:11] Rin
    This has turned into a thing...
[10:13] Eiji
    Long ago, all the folks around these parts
    could hear the voices of clothing.
[10:21] Eiji
    They say hearing the voice
    of clothing brings good fortune,
[10:24] Eiji
    and man and clothing had
    a well-worn symbiotic relationship.
[10:28] Rin
    Was that a pun?
[10:30] Eiji
    But one day, a different type
    of clothing came from across the sea...
[10:35] Eiji
    And ever since, we haven't been able to
    hear the voice of the clothing.
[10:42] Eiji
    These foreign words
    are impossible to figure out...
[10:45] Rin
    Are we talking about language?
[10:47] Eiji
    Wow.
[10:55] Eiji
    And that wraps up my reports
    for summer vacation!
[10:59] Eiji
    Except I'm lying. Look at how
     much I have left to do...
[11:02] Rin
    You'll need to hurry
    if you want to finish at all.
[11:05] Eiji
    I wanted at least a taste of being done...
[11:07] Rin
    Want to take a break?
[11:09] Eiji
    If you were the same grade as me,
    you could help me out...
[11:14] Rin
    Treat me to lunch at the cafeteria
    three times and I'll do it!
[11:19] Eiji
    You can act like we have the same classes
    but that won't actually get the reports done...
[11:24] Eiji
    I work and I work but it never ends.
[11:29] Eiji
    Come to think of it,
[11:30] Eiji
    what are you guys putting
    on for the culture festival?
[11:33] Rin
    Let's see...
[11:35] Rin
    It's about two people who look identical,
    but have opposite personalities.
[11:38] Rin
    They switch places
    and go to each other's schools...
[11:42] Rin
    Here's the script.
[11:43] Eiji
    That's a lot of doodles!
SIGN    Preferences: Tsundere-chan: Lemon tea, bunnies, friends, anime.
    Characteristic actions: Crossing arms, Trying to look taller.
     Gets embarrassed.
    
    Imp-chan: Teasing, black earrings? Gum.
    Maybe cooking for contrast?
     Smirking, biting lower lip, body contact .
    
    Spoiled-chan: Teasing Selfies. Likes to talk, likes conversations.
     Looking upwards from below. Talking in a sweet voice.
    Poking with fingers.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 310 0 310 150 0 150
[11:48] Eiji
    Preferences... Tsundere-chan...
    lemon tea... bunnies...
[11:54] Eiji
    What's this?
[11:55] Rin
    I was thinking about profiles and such...
    and I wrote some notes.
[11:59] Eiji
    So, Tsundere-chan likes bunnies?
[12:03] Rin
    Yes...
[12:03] Eiji
    Oh, the ones with the droopy ears, right?!
[12:06] Rin
    Enough already!
[12:08] Eiji
    Aw, it's fine!
[12:10] Rin
    Give it back!
[12:12] Eiji
    You even came up with habits...
[12:17] Rin
    What is it?
[12:19] Eiji
    I really don't deserve to have
    all these nice girls be into me.
[12:25] Rin
    Make them all happy, okay?
[12:35] Eiji
    You're too close. I can't relax like this.
[12:41] Eiji
    Rin, you wanna have some watermelon?
[12:44] Rin
    Are you sure we can finish it?
[12:45] Eiji
    Well, it's already cut and everything.
[12:47] Eiji
    Plus, you can eat the rind,
    and the seeds are chocolate.
[12:51] Rin
    You're talking about ice cream, aren't you?
[12:53] Eiji
    Remember what I said about getting a taste?
[13:03] Eiji
    What should I get Rin for her birthday?
[13:07] Eiji
    Gifts... search.
[13:09] Eiji
    Craft beer?!
[13:13] Eiji
    Probably should include some snacks, then.
[13:16] Eiji
    Come to think of it, her script had
    a bunch of preferences in it...
[13:20] Eiji
    If I remember right, it was bunnies?
[13:22] TsundeRin
    Is that a problem?!
[13:26] Eiji
    Oh, this is perfect!
SIGN    Aim Higher
[13:29] Eiji
    And Spoiled-chan would
    want something cute...
[13:32] Spoiled Rin
    I want something cute!
[13:35] Eiji
    I could get two!
[13:38] Eiji
    As for Cool-chan...
[13:43] Cool
    A late-summer gift?
[13:45] Cool
    Thank you.
[13:49] Eiji
    Uh, no, it's a birthday present...
[13:55] Eiji
    Maybe no Japanese sweets.
[13:57] Eiji
    That just leaves Imp-chan...
[14:00] Eiji
    But it's Rin's birthday, right?
[14:05] Eiji
    Would she like it if I
    picked out a serious gift?
[14:08] Eiji
    Although that's kind of embarrassing...
[14:10] [SONG] Eyecatch sign
    Pseudo Harem
[14:15] [SONG] Eyecatch sign
    Pseudo Harem
[14:24] Rin
    Sorry about the wait! Let's go.
[14:27] Megu
    You're looking prettier lately, Rin.
[14:30] Rin
    What? Where did this come from?
[14:32] Megu
    I feel like you're looking nicer
    since you got back from summer break.
[14:36] Rin
    Really? Oh, but I hadn't noticed!
[14:41] Megu
    I must've been imagining it...
[14:43] Rin
    Hey!
[14:45] Megu
    What do you think, Kiri-chan?
    Give us the kouhai's opinion.
[14:49] Kiri
    My opinion?
[14:51] Kiri
    I was thinking she seemed different, too...
[14:54] Kiri
    Not that she didn't look
    pretty before, mind you!
[14:58] Kiri
    Senpai, you're always lovely.
[15:02] Megu
    How earnest you are makes you
    the cutest, Kiri-chan.
[15:05] Rin
    Seriously.
[15:06] Kiri
    No, no, no...
[15:08] Kiri
    Actually, did something
    happen during summer vacation?
[15:15] Rin
    Oh, kitten, I think you might not
    be old enough for this kind of talk!
[15:20] Megu
    You've definitely gotten funnier
    since summer vacation, Rin!
[15:24] Kiri
    Scary...
[15:29] Megu
    Rin, are you serious about running
    in that getup this year?
[15:34] Rin
    Everyone has to cross-dress, right?
[15:38] Megu
    Looks hard to get around in...
[15:40] Rin
    These soles are really thick too!
[15:42] Megu
    I feel like drama puts too much effort
[15:44] Megu
    into the performance side
    of things every year.
[15:46] Megu
    You don't even care about winning!
[15:48] Lady in Drag Rin
    As long as you're rooting for me,
    baby, I'm gonna be number one.
[15:53] Megu
    Yeah, I'm not really into Hotshot-kun.
[15:57] Lady in Drag Rin
    A hotshot like me, rejected?!
[16:00] Lady in Drag Rin
    Interesting...
[16:07] Kiri
    Nanakura-senpai... sorry about the wait.
[16:10] Rin
    Kiri-chan!
[16:13] Megu
    I love you.
SIGN    Squeeze
[16:15] Rin
    That's a pretty huge
    difference in reactions!
[16:18] Kiri
    M-Megu-senpai?! Is something wrong?
[16:23] Megu
    I really don't think a delicate young
    boy would say something like that!
[16:29] Rin
    I've never seen Megu this excited before...
[16:33] Kiri
    If it's for you, Nee-san, I don't mind
    running until my body falls apart...
[16:44] Megu
    I get the feeling if I stay too
    close by, I could taint him...
[16:48] Rin
    That's intense.
[16:50] Rin
    I wish I could've dressed like that.
[16:53] Rin
    It seems easier to run in.
[16:55] Kiri
    I'm pretty confident in my running,
    so you can count on me!
[17:00] Megu
    But Delicate-kyun's too delicate to run.
[17:03] Megu
    It's okay, I'll teach you all about it...
[17:23] PA
    We will now begin our final event,
[17:26] PA
    the inter-club, mixed-gender,
    costume relay race!
[17:30] PA
    On your marks...
[17:35] PA
    Get set...
[17:38] Students
    Yeah, go for it!
[18:14] Students
    You've got this!
[18:15] Students
    Come on!
[18:19] Kiri
    Good luck, Senpai.
[18:40] Runner
    It's all yours!
[18:41] Rin
    Right!
[18:48] Rin
    These are in the way!
[18:55] Kiri
    Senpai!
[18:56] Kiri
    She's so cool!
[19:10] Kiri
    Kiri-chan!
[19:11] Kiri
    Show these people what
    the drama club is made of!
[19:14] Megu
    Delicate-kyun can't run.
[19:17] Megu
    He's too fragile...
[19:19] Megu
    fragile...fragile... fragile...
[19:23] Rin
    That might be what helps
    me figure out roles...
[19:26] Rin
    figure out roles...
[19:28] Rin
    Roles...roles...
[19:32] PA
    The baton is now in the hands
    of the drama club's anchor.
[19:35] PA
    Oh, what's this?! She seems
    unsteady on her feet!
[19:40] PA
    Was it a good idea
    for her to run in the race?
[19:45] PA
    Oh, and they pass her one by one!
[19:49] PA
    This is hard to watch...
[19:51] PA
    It's okay! Just stop!
    You don't have to run anymore!
[19:58] Rin
    Kiri-chan!
[19:59] PA
    And now she's collapsed!
[20:01] PA
    I'm not sure why, but something
    about the sight of it is beautiful!
[20:06] Rin
    Are you okay, Kiri-chan?!
[20:10] Kiri
    What did you think of my Delicate-kun?
[20:18] Megu
    Very good!
[20:19] Rin
    Come on, Kiri-chan!
[20:29] Rin
    I never thought you'd get me
    something like this, Senpai...
[20:34] Eiji
    I tried picking something
    out... seriously...
[20:39] Rin
    Thank you!
[20:41] Rin
    I'll always cherish it!
[20:44] Rin
    I'm honestly surprised you went
    with such a serious present.
[20:49] Eiji
    Do you have to be surprised?
[20:51] Eiji
    Then again, if you're that happy,
[20:54] Eiji
    maybe the earnest approach isn't so bad.
[20:59] Spoiled Rin
    Next, I want a present full of love too.
[21:05] Eiji
    Spoiled-chan...
[21:07] Eiji
    I don't think I can do that.
[21:09] Eiji
    I've got my heart set
    on one girl, right now.
[21:14] Rin
    I was rejected...?
[21:18] Rin
    For some reason this is
    a bigger shock than I thought.
[21:21] Eiji
    I'm not gonna make eyes
    at you or Imp-chan anymore!
[21:25] Rin
    No, no, no, don't do that!
[21:29] Rin
    I can't deal with that! There's just no way!
[21:34] Eiji
    You really feel that strongly...?
SIGN    Documentary: Much Ado About Nothing X
[23:05] Tsuu
    Documentary: Much Ado About Nothing X!
[23:09] Tsuu
    The drama circle found
    itself desperate for time,
[23:12] Tsuu
    preparing for an upcoming performance...
[23:15] Tsuu
    The production of certain props
    for the show are behind schedule!
[23:20] Eiji
    Did you catch that?!
[23:21] Tsuu
    Yes, it's his fault!
[23:23] Eiji
    I'm making soapboxes, which
    the actors will be standing on.
[23:29] Eiji
    I can't afford them getting hurt,
    so I have to do a good job.
[23:33] Tsuu
    This man...
[23:42] Eiji
    Just take a look at him.
[23:46] Eiji
    See what I mean about doing a good job?
[23:48] Eiji
    Considering the weight.
[23:49] ---