E2 - Confession?

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SIGN    Episode 2 Confession?
[01:43] Eiji
    This is your little sister, Nanakura?
[01:45] Eiji
    She seems a lot younger than you!
[01:47] Rin
    She's in her first year
    of elementary school.
[01:50] Eiji
    What a cutie.
[01:51] Rin
    I always end up spoiling her.
[01:54] Eiji
    Man, must be nice having
    a little sister... wish I had one.
[02:00] Little Sister Rin
    Can I have another piece
    of candy? Onii-chan.
[02:03] Eiji
    And now I have one?!
[02:07] Eiji
    Hang on, there's no reason she needs
    to be in elementary school.
[02:12] Rin
    I guess I ended up basing
    her on my own sister...
[02:15] Eiji
    Kind of an airhead call, huh?
[02:18] Rin
    I mean, that was...!
[02:19] Eiji
    That said, you being an airheaded big
    sister is a major plus, Nanakura!
[02:24] Rin
    A plus?
[02:25] Eiji
    What kind of sister
    stuff do you normally do?
[02:28] Rin
    I kind of treat her like a kitten.
[02:30] Rin
    I pat her head and squish her cheeks...
[02:34] Eiji
    That sounds great. I wouldn't mind
    a nice big sister, either.
[02:39] Eiji
    Were you about to squish my cheeks?!
[02:42] Rin
    That'd be going too far, even for me!
SIGN    For a long time
[02:47] Eiji
    What's that there?
[02:50] Rin
    A line I wanted to learn today.
[02:54] Eiji
    "I'm so scared. Is it okay if I sleep
    with you tonight, Onii-chan?"
[02:58] Rin
    That is not what it says!
[03:01] Eiji
    You sure?
[03:02] Eiji
    You really oughta learn that one too!
[03:05] Eiji
    Better write it down!
[03:08] Rin
    I'm not going to bother...
SIGN    For a long time
    this place has been I'm so scared
[03:11] Rin
    No!
[03:13] Rin
    I messed up!
[03:15] Eiji
    Ha, I got you to do it.
[03:16] Rin
    There are a lot of lines I actually
    need to memorize!
[03:20] Eiji
    Here, you can use my blank slate hands, too.
[03:28] Little Sister Rin
    I hate you, big brother!
[03:31] Eiji
    She's in her rebellious phase?!
[03:35] Eiji
    But I guess there are some lines you can
    memorize without writing them down, huh?
[03:38] Rin
    It's not like that!
[03:50] Eiji
    N... Nanakura?
[03:52] Rin
    Oh, I'm practicing.
[03:54] Rin
    I need to rehearse crying.
[03:55] Eiji
    Oh, you were acting! That's a relief!
[03:59] Eiji
    I almost gave you a big hug.
[04:08] Rin
    I can't stop crying because of you.
[04:11] Eiji
    W-W-Wait—
[04:13] Rin
    Please, stop being so kind to me.
[04:17] Eiji
    I'm so sorry! I honestly can't deal
    with this sort of thing!
[04:22] Rin
    I didn't really expect you to be able to
    handle someone who's crying,
[04:27] Rin
    but that was just sad.
[04:30] Rin
    What if I was crying for real?
[04:39] Rin
    Why are you making that face?!
[04:41] Eiji
    I figured the best way to cheer
    you up would be with a funny face.
[04:46] Rin
    I'm not that immature—
[04:50] Rin
    Cut it out!
[04:52] Prospero(Male Club Member)
    To credit his own lie,
    he did believe he was indeed
[05:00] Prospero(Male Club Member)
    the Duke of Milan, out of the substitution.
[05:03] Prospero(Male Club Member)
    Hence, his ambition growing—
[05:06] Prospero(Male Club Member)
    Dost thou hear?
[05:08] Miranda (Rin)
    Your tale, sir, would cure deafness.
[05:13] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    To have no screen between
    this part he played
[05:18] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    and him he played it for,
    he needs will be Absolute Milan.
[05:23] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    Here cease more questions.
[05:26] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    Thou art inclined to sleep, Miranda.
[05:30] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    Come away, servant, come. I am ready now.
[05:34] Prospero (Male Club Member)
    Approach, my Ariel.
[05:35] Ariel (Female club member)
    All hail, great master Prospero!
    I come to answer thy best pleasure.
SIGN    63rd
    Kouban
     Fes
[05:40] Ariel (Female club member)
    Be it to fly, to swim...
SIGN    Sixty-Third Kouban High School Culture Festival
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Sixty-Third Kouban High
     School Culture Festival
SIGN    Custard
SIGN    Chocolate
SIGN    Mini-Cream Puffs
[05:54] Rin
    These are adorable!
[05:56] Eiji
    I'll get you one. Which do you want?
[05:59] Spoiled Rin
    I can't decide!
[06:01] Spoiled Rin
    You pick, Senpai.
[06:04] Eiji
    Chocolate!
[06:05] Eiji
    Spoiled-chan would
    definitely pick chocolate!
[06:07] Eiji
    And I bet Imp-chan would go for strawberry.
[06:09] Imp Rin
    You wanna do something
    bittersweet with me, huh?
[06:13] Eiji
    No! That's not it at all!
[06:16] Imp Rin
    Isn't it, though?
[06:18] Eiji
    And Tsundere-chan likes lemon, right?
[06:21] Rin
    Are you buying snacks for every character?!
[06:23] Eiji
    I want to get some for everybody!
[06:26] Eiji
    I take it Cool-chan wants mint?
[06:28] Rin
    J-Just one is fine, really!
[06:31] Eiji
    You sure that's enough?
[06:33] Eiji
    The others won't get discouraged?
[06:35] Eiji
    You're not gonna turn into DiscouRin-chan?
[06:36] Rin
    Don't make my name into a pun, please.
[06:39] Eiji
    Which do you want then, Rin-chan?
[06:45] Rin
    C-Custard is fine...
[06:49] Eiji
    Y'know, I like plain best too, actually.
[06:56] Rin
    Senpai, are you sick?!
[06:58] Eiji
    Yeah. It's not too bad—
[07:01] Rin
    You poor thing. I wish
    I could take your place...
[07:05] Eiji
    Say what, now?
[07:07] Rin
    Uh, just...
[07:08] Spoiled Rin
    If it came from you, I wouldn't
    mind getting sick, maybe.
[07:14] Eiji
    Nanakura, you're such an angel.
[07:15] Eiji
    I'm feeling a little better now.
[07:17] Rin
    Th-That was Spoiled-chan just now, though!
[07:20] Rin
    Okay?
[07:21] Eiji
    Oh, it was? I must be out of it...
[07:26] Rin
    Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
[07:28] Eiji
    Y-Yeah. I think I'm gonna go home
    after resting up a bit.
[07:33] TsundeRin
    I-I guess I could walk
    you home, if you want!
[07:39] Eiji
    To be honest, I was kinda anxious
    about going back alone.
[07:43] Eiji
    Having you along would be a real relief.
[07:47] Rin
    Th-That was Tsundere-chan
    who offered, though...
[07:51] Eiji
    Put this on, Nanakura.
SIGN    Higher-Dimension Mask
[07:54] Eiji
    Can't risk you actually getting sick.
[07:57] Rin
    He's acting different
    because of how sick he is...
[08:01] Rin
    And he said it'd be a relief
    to have me with him...
[08:07] Rin
    Oh, no, I can't stop grinning!
[08:11] Rin
    But he won't notice as long as
    I'm wearing my mask, right?
[08:23] Eiji
    I think my fever's died down...
[08:27] Rin
    Senpai, how are you feeling?
[08:31] Eiji
    Nanakura? Don't you need
    to head home by now?
[08:34] Rin
    I'm fine. And... I made dinner.
[08:42] Eiji
    This is great! Who made it? Cool-chan?
[08:47] Rin
    Oh, come on.
[08:48] Rin
    You're right back at it
    the second you feel better.
[08:53] Eiji
    To be honest, I don't remember much
    about what happened...
[08:55] Eiji
    How'd I get changed and whatnot?
[08:59] Rin
    I... helped.
[09:04] Eiji
    Nanakura...
[09:05] Rin
    I-It was Imp-chan!
[09:10] Eiji
    More like Naughty-chan.
[09:12] Rin
    I am not Naughty-chan!
[09:16] Rin
    If you're going to be like that,
    I won't look after you next time!
[09:19] Eiji
    Does that mean no more udon?!
[09:22] Rin
    I guess I can make it for you again,
    when you're feeling better...
[09:28] Eiji
    Awesome!
[09:31] Eiji
    Y'know,
[09:33] Eiji
    I think guys who can tell girls how they
    feel are cool and probably popular, too.
[09:38] Rin
    Senpai... do you have a crush on someone?
[09:45] Rin
    W-What is it?
[09:47] Eiji
    From the first time we met, I...
[09:51] Eiji
    I've thought...
[09:54] Eiji
    That I liked you, Tsundere-chan!
[10:00] Eiji
    What do you think of the confession?
[10:03] Eiji
    Would it work?
[10:06] TsundeRin
    Where did that even come from?!
[10:08] TsundeRin
    You need to think more about the atmosphere!
[10:11] TsundeRin
    It's going to be a moment to remember, okay?
[10:14] Eiji
    The atmosphere, huh? Okay...
[10:18] Eiji
    How's this?
[10:19] Rin
    Manufactured city lights?!
[10:22] Eiji
    I just...
[10:23] Eiji
    keep finding myself looking at you
    instead of the starry sky.
[10:29] Eiji
    And that makes sense,
    because you're the most beautiful.
[10:32] Eiji
    I want to remember this moment,
     when I was able
[10:35] Eiji
    to reach out and touch
    a star like you, Cool-chan!
[10:39] Cool Rin
    Are you saying you like me?
[10:42] Eiji
    Uh, well... yes... that's it.
[10:49] Cool Rin
    I see.
[10:50] Eiji
    Hngh!
[10:52] Eiji
    I want to be the one making
    hearts throb... It's not fair!
[10:56] Eiji
    So, did that star stuff
    sound too stupid, or...?
[11:00] Rin
    I thought it was nice.
[11:03] Eiji
    For real?
[11:04] Eiji
    I kinda assumed that you preferred
    a more casual approach, Nanakura.
[11:08] Rin
    That is also nice.
[11:11] Eiji
    So you're not particular?
[11:12] Rin
    I'm embarrassed to admit it, but no...
[11:14] Eiji
    But that's awesome.
[11:15] Rin
    My friends have laughed at me
    for not having a type, though.
SIGN    BLUNT!
[11:20] Eiji
    For guys like me,
    that's a huge relief, though.
[11:23] Eiji
    It's hard to guess what girls like.
[11:28] Eiji
    Well, I better take this down...
[11:30] Rin
    I was going to ask
    if he likes someone, but...
[11:35] Rin
    I guess it's fine.
[11:44] Eiji
    I guess it's snowing.
[11:48] Eiji
    Say, are you sure you wanna stick with me?
[11:51] Eiji
    They're probably partying
    in the club room right now.
[11:54] Rin
    Didn't you have a lot
    of stuff you needed to carry?
[11:57] Eiji
    I'm a real macho man!
[12:00] Eiji
    A few bags isn't gonna...
[12:02] Rin
    Then how are you gonna hold an umbrella?
[12:04] Eiji
    I guess you could take one and—
[12:10] Cool Rin
    It's Christmas, so...
[12:12] Eiji
    Cool-chan is in a romantic mood?!
[12:14] Eiji
    Is this a Christmas miracle?!
[12:24] Rin
    What is it?
[12:25] Eiji
    I was just imagining you, me,
SIGN    Squeeze
[12:27] Eiji
    and Cool-chan all under
    the umbrella together.
[12:32] Spoiled Rin
    I wanna join in, too.
[12:34] Eiji
    Great, another one!
[12:36] Imp Rin
    I forgot my umbrella too, actually.
[12:39] Eiji
    They just keep coming!
[12:40] TsundeRin
    I guess if you want me under there
    that badly, I don't mind!
[12:43] Eiji
    I'll just buy umbrellas for the rest of you!
[12:45] Rin
    That's a lot of people
    under this umbrella, huh?
[12:48] Eiji
    Sounds like a recipe for a fight.
[12:51] Eiji
    Guess I'm glad it's just
    you and me, Nanakura.
[12:58] Rin
    I-I guess so...
[13:04] [SONG] Title card sign
    Pseudo
     Harem
[13:09] [SONG] Title card sign
    Pseudo
     Harem
[13:17] Rin
    Why's winter break so long?! I miss Senpai!
SIGN    Kitahama-senpai
[13:31] Eiji
    Hello?
[13:33] Rin
    Hello...
[13:34] Eiji
    Hey, Nanakura. What's up?
[13:39] Eiji
    Why aren't you talking?
[13:43] Rin
    I called without thinking
    of anything to talk about!
[13:45] Eiji
    Wait, is that you, Cool-chan?!
[13:48] Cool Rin
    Yes. I wanted to hear your voice.
[13:56] Eiji
    C-Could I get some more
    whisper voice over the phone,
[13:58] Eiji
    please, please, please, please?
[14:01] Cool Rin
    But I'm the one who wanted to hear you.
[14:04] Eiji
    So, did you need something?
[14:11] Rin
    Um...
[14:13] Rin
    I miss you.
[14:15] Eiji
    Nanakura, you called
    because you're bored, didn't you?
[14:20] Rin
    He thought I was Cool-chan just now...
[14:23] Eiji
    Well, if you're that bored,
    we could go to a shrine for New Years.
[14:26] Rin
    I'll go!
[14:27] Eiji
    Whoa, don't scare me like that!
[14:28] Eiji
    A little quieter, please.
[14:40] Rin
    What do you think, Senpai?
[14:43] Eiji
    Awesome...
[14:51] Eiji
    You cold?
[14:52] Rin
    Just my hands.
[14:54] Eiji
    Here you go. A hand warmer.
[14:56] Rin
    Thank you.
[15:00] Rin
    It's not warm at all, though...
[15:04] Eiji
    Yeah, I actually used it yesterday.
[15:08] Eiji
    Please don't go into
    actual Cool-chan!
[15:10] Eiji
    You are acting right now, aren't you?!
[15:12] Eiji
    I mean, my hands are really warm!
[15:15] Rin
    Your hands!
[15:16] Eiji
    Check it out!
[15:19] Eiji
    Wow, that is cold.
[15:20] Eiji
    I guess you're physically
    embodying Cool-chan now.
[15:25] Rin
    Could I use... this instead
    of the hand-warmer?
[15:31] Eiji
    Well... if you don't mind me
    napping until you're good.
[15:34] Rin
    Your hands are warm because
    you're feeling sleepy, aren't you?
[15:59] Rin
    Fortunes!
SIGN    Fortunes
[16:02] Eiji
    Well, we need one for everybody, so that's...
[16:04] Eiji
    One, two, three, four, five...
[16:07] Eiji
    Six fortunes?
[16:08] Rin
    No, just two is fine!
[16:10] Eiji
    Are you sure you don't mind, Spoiled-sensei?!
[16:15] Spoiled Rin
    I wanna keep drawing
    until we both have "Best Fortune!"
[16:18] Eiji
    I think we'll start with twenty, then.
[16:20] Priestess
    I'm afraid you can't...
[16:21] Rin
    Please, don't!
[16:30] Eiji
    You okay?
[16:32] Rin
    I... might not be... I think.
[16:38] Eiji
    Are you hurting anywhere?
[16:39] Rin
    I think I'm having a heart attack...
[16:42] Eiji
    It's that bad?!
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Future Good Luck
[16:49] Eiji
    Nanakura, how'd your fortune go?
[16:52] Rin
    I got Best Fortune!
[16:54] Eiji
    Wow, awesome!
SIGN    Bad Luck
[16:56] Eiji
    Wait, that says Bad!
[16:58] Eiji
    Is that why you tripped before?
[17:02] Rin
    Best Fortune!
[17:05] Eiji
    Huh? Nanakura?
[17:06] Eiji
    Snap out of it! You wanna draw another one?
[17:09] Rin
    Best Fortune!
SIGN    Library
[17:13] Eiji
    Whatcha studying for, Nanakura?
[17:15] Rin
    I'm trying to study a bit at a time
    so I'll be ready when exams roll around.
[17:20] Eiji
    I wouldn't bother. We're never
    gonna be one of the smart ones.
[17:25] Rin
    The... The law of sines!
[17:27] Eiji
    What... What even is that?!
[17:29] Eiji
    You think you can just whip
    out some complicated words?!
[17:33] Eiji
    I was hoping I could share
    more secrets with Cool-chan.
[17:38] Cool Rin
    I'd rather share memories than secrets.
[17:42] Cool Rin
    Do you want to study with me?
[17:44] Eiji
    Dammit! I haven't forgotten that 29 you got!
[17:48] Rin
    Shhh about that!
[17:50] Rin
    Come to think of it,
    why are you here, Senpai?
[17:53] Eiji
    I wanted a big book that we could
    use as a prop, but they said no,
[17:57] Eiji
    so I'm headed to the clubroom
    to make one instead.
[18:01] Rin
    But there's no club today...
[18:03] Eiji
    That's right.
[18:04] Eiji
    Guess I'm the only one coming
    into the office today.
[18:08] Rin
    Just the two of us...!
SIGN    We can be
     alone together!
[18:10] Rin
    Um...
[18:12] Rin
    I-I could help you out, if you want.
[18:16] Eiji
    Nanakura-san?
[18:18] Eiji
    I thought you were gonna study diligently.
[18:21] Rin
    I can start tomorrow. Yeah.
[18:24] Eiji
    Let's both get awful test
    scores again then, Nanakura!
SIGN    Quiet in the library
[18:33] Eiji
    Sun's already down.
[18:36] Eiji
    Come take a look, Nanakura.
[18:39] Eiji
    See? Nice view, right?
[18:45] Rin
    I don't even care right now!
[18:48] Eiji
    Whatcha think?
[18:51] Rin
    U-Um...
[18:53] Rin
    Yes! It is very cute!
[18:59] Eiji
    Yes, but you're cuter still.
[19:03] TsundeRin
    W-What are you saying?!
[19:05] TsundeRin
    I'm not cute for your sake!
[19:07] Eiji
    I gotta ask, calling a night
    view cute? What's up with that?
[19:12] Rin
    W-What are you talking about?
[19:14] Eiji
    I mean, you were talking about the view...
[19:17] Eiji
    Actually, that place over there looks
    like a face, and that's pretty cute.
[19:20] Rin
    Wh-Where are you talking about?
[19:23] Eiji
    Look! Over there, see?
[19:25] Rin
    Where?
[19:27] Eiji
    But you're cuter still, Nanakura.
[19:33] Rin
    You just wanted to say
    that again, didn't you?!
[19:47] Rin
    I wish I knew how Senpai felt about me...
[19:50] Rin
    Even though it's scary.
[19:53] Rin
    I'm having a hard time
    holding back lately...
[19:58] Spoiled Rin
    I want you to like me too, Senpai!
[20:02] Rin
    That's what Spoiled-chan would say.
[20:06] Cool Rin
    I like you.
[20:08] Rin
    Cool-chan would come right out and say it...
[20:11] Rin
    Senpai... How does...
    How does he really feel?
[20:23] Rin
    I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep.
[20:27] Rin
    I hope I can tell him someday.
[20:33] Rin
    But when's someday?
[20:35] Rin
    Three days from now? Next month? Next year?
[20:42] Rin
    Maybe he'll randomly confess
    to me tomorrow...
[20:48] Eiji
    The truth is... I...
SIGN    The Amnesiacs
[20:50] Eiji
    I can't remembler...
[20:52] Eiji
    Remambler? Remeblor?
[20:57] Rin
    Senpai, that's a little too much stumbling!
[21:00] Eiji
    I don't think I'm gonna be a proper actor.
[21:03] Eiji
    I can't see how this helps
    you rehearse, Nanakura...
[21:07] Imp Rin
    Maybe I should give you private lessons?
[21:10] Eiji
    I'll get a job so I can pay you!
[21:12] TsundeRin
    Maybe, if you get better,
    I wouldn't mind co-starring with you!
[21:18] Eiji
    Your acting is just fantastic, Nanakura.
[21:23] Rin
    Me too!
[21:25] Rin
    Um, well... Acting around you, it's...
[21:32] Rin
    I really like it.
[21:38] Rin
    W-What do you think? Of that performance?
[21:44] Eiji
    Come on, that was all you.
[21:47] Eiji
    I can tell the difference by now, y'know?
[21:49] Rin
    It was acting! Acting acting acting acting!
[21:52] Eiji
    Yeah?
[21:54] Eiji
    Well, I like... your acting too, Nanakura!
[21:57] Rin
    Come on!
SIGN    Much Ado About Nothing
[23:32] Rin/Eiji
    Much Ado About Nothing!
[23:35] Rin
    Since we have the day off,
    let's go somewhere, Senpai.
[23:39] Eiji
    Come on now, I'm not your senpai anymore.
[23:43] Eiji
    I'm a Nanakura too, now.
[23:47] Rin
    Oh, the premise is he married
    into the family, huh?
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