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E9 - Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪ General Frost of the Warring States

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SIGN    Episode 9: Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪
    General Frost of the Warring States
[01:39] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:39] ---
    Cinnamon
[01:42] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[01:47] Cinnamon
    They say dogs are resilient to cold.
[01:54] Cinnamon
    I thought so myself, too.
[01:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Dogs are full of life, even in the cold.
[02:01] Cinnamon
    True, we're covered in fur, so we
    might be better off than humans.
[02:06] Cinnamon
    But there's something I realized for
    the first time, having become a dog.
[02:11] Cinnamon
    It's that...
[02:13] Cinnamon
    I-It's cold!
[02:15] Cinnamon
    Let me in!
[02:17] Ichiko
    That was quick, Cinnamon.
[02:19] Ichiko
    You've only been out for five minutes.
[02:21] Cinnamon
    I-I'm naked!
[02:24] Cinnamon
    Those five minutes could cost me my life!
[02:31] Cinnamon
    It's so warm.
[02:33] Cinnamon
    Heaters for the win.
[02:36] Cinnamon
    Modern humans have made
    three grand inventions:
[02:39] Cinnamon
    the air conditioner,
    the heater, and the kotatsu.
[02:43] Cinnamon
    If these had existed back in my day...
[02:56] Niwa
    It's so warm.
SIGN    Niwa
    Nagahide
[02:58] N
    This old dude is the Oda family's
    chief retainer, Niwa Nagahide-san.
[03:03] Shibata
    My lord...
SIGN    Shibata
    Katsuie
[03:04] N
    This here is Shibata Katsuie,
    top general of the Oda family.
[03:08] Shibata
    What shall we do about the coming battle?
[03:11] Nobunaga
    Eh, I dunno.
[03:14] Nobunaga
    Call it off?
[03:16] Shibata
    That's surely not a good idea.
[03:18] Shibata
    So what shall we do?
[03:21] Nobunaga
    Let's just play it by ear.
[03:23] Niwa
    I don't want to go outside.
[03:26] Nobunaga
    Man...
[03:29] Cinnamon
    You could totally see it happening.
[03:33] Cinnamon
    These three grand inventions are also
    instruments of a person's destruction.
[03:41] Cinnamon
    Battles in the Warring States winters
    were rough in all kinds of ways.
[03:45] (Flashback) Person
    Nobunaga-sama!
[03:47] (Flashback) Person
    It's cold!
[03:48] (Flashback) Person
    Cold as hell!
[03:49] (Flashback) Person 2
    We're going to freeze to death
    before we fight the enemy!
[03:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Just a second.
[03:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    What you need...
SIGN    Sake
[03:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    is this!
[03:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink some sake!
[04:03] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink up!
[04:04] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Drink to your heart's content!
[04:06] (Flashback) Person 3
    This warms me up!
[04:07] (Flashback) Person 4
    It's so rejuvenating.
[04:09] Cinnamon
    All we could do was warm up with some sake.
[04:13] Cinnamon
    Sometimes, you couldn't even tell if
    we were at war or at a drinking party.
[04:19] (Flashback) Person 1
    My lord! Nobunaga-sama!
[04:22] (Flashback) Person 1
    I'm starting to feel a lot better.
[04:27] (Flashback) Person 2
    Bring on the arrows and rifles!
[04:31] Nobunaga
    All right!
[04:32] Nobunaga
    Now, let us charge to battle!
[04:39] Cinnamon
    At times, the sake would
    take us straight to victory.
[04:43] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh, crap.
[04:45] Cinnamon
    At times, we'd freeze to death on the spot.
[04:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Everyone's dead! Retreat!
[04:52] Cinnamon
    Drinking too much is
    definitely not a good idea.
[04:56] Cinnamon
    Although I'm quite a lightweight,
    so it's not a big problem.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[05:06] Cinnamon
    It sure is nice not having to worry about
    freezing to death like that in this age.
[05:14] Cinnamon
    This kotatsu thing is quite nice.
[05:18] Cinnamon
    And mandarins are awesome, too, indeed.
[05:21] Ichiko
    Eating mandarins in the kotatsu is the best.
[05:25] Ichiko
    Want some, Cinnamon?
[05:26] Cinnamon
    I do.
[05:28] Ichiko
    You're a doggy, so I have to peel
    the inner skin off carefully.
[05:33] Ichiko
    Here.
[05:34] Ichiko
    Mandarins have lots of vitamin C.
[05:38] Cinnamon
    Vitamin C?
[05:40] Cinnamon
    I don't know what that is, but it tastes good.
[05:44] Ichiko
    Oh, Cinnamon, it's time to go for a walk.
[05:47] Cinnamon
    W-Walk?
[05:55] Ichiko
    It's getting windy.
[05:58] Ichiko
    Why don't we go tomorrow?
[06:02] Cinnamon
    "The dog, too, curls up
    in the kotatsu," indeed.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[06:12] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, stay out of the way, please.
[06:16] Cinnamon
    But it's so fun!
[06:18] Ichiko
    Thanks for helping me clean the yard.
[06:22] Tomo
    Don't forget, you owe us baked sweet potatoes.
[06:24] Ai
    Seira-san's bringing us sweet potatoes, right?
[06:31] Ichiko
    Yeah.
[06:32] Ichiko
    His family in the countryside sent him lots.
[06:35] Tomo
    I've heard potatoes baked
    over a bonfire are great.
[06:38] Cinnamon
    Potatoes! I shall have some!
[06:40] Hideto
    Cinnamon!
[06:42] Cinnamon
    What?!
[06:45] Hideto
    It's been so long! I missed you!
[06:49] Cinnamon
    We just met the day before yesterday!
[06:49] Hideto
    I'm so happy! Super happy!
[06:50] Cinnamon
    It's only been two days!
[06:52] Seira
    You three are always together, huh?
[06:56] Ichiko
    Potatoes! Potatoes!
[06:59] Seira
    Wash the potatoes, wrap them twice in
    aluminum foil, and put them in the ground a bit.
[07:04] Seira
    Bake for twenty minutes, flip them over,
    and give them another twenty.
[07:08] Tomo
    It takes forty minutes?
[07:10] Ai
    I had no idea.
[07:13] Seira
    Why don't we toast some
    marshmallows in the meantime?
[07:16] Ichiko
    You're so well-prepared, Seira-san!
[07:17] Tomo
    Sounds yummy!
[07:22] Ichiko
    Toasted marshmallows are so good.
[07:25] Seira
    Don't toast it too long. It'll catch fire.
[07:27] Hideto
    Whoa, you weren't kidding.
[07:29] Seira
    The potatoes are getting there.
[07:31] Cinnamon
    I can't wait to eat some! Although...
[07:40] Cinnamon
    Whenever I see flames,
    I can't help but remember...
[07:50] Cinnamon
    Honnouji ablaze!
[07:56] Cinnamon
    I'm so scared!
[07:58] Cinnamon
    The terror is coming back to me!
[08:01] Ichiko
    What's wrong?
[08:03] Ichiko
    Oh, you're afraid of the fire.
[08:06] Ichiko
    You're a dog, after all.
[08:08] Ichiko
    You can't help it.
[08:09] Hideto
    I'll comfort you, then.
[08:11] Hideto
    Come, Cinnamon! Come into my arms!
[08:13] Cinnamon
    Wh-Whose fault do you think
    it is that I'm afraid of fire?!
[08:17] Cinnamon
    Seriously, Mitsuhide's both
    creepy and annoying!
[08:19] Hideto
    There, there, Cinnamon.
    Don't be scared. It's okay.
[08:20] Cinnamon
    Also, stop treating me
    like just some animal!
[08:23] Hideto
    You're so full of energy.
[08:25] Tomo
    Those two get along so well.
[08:28] Seira
    All right, they're ready.
[08:37] Ichiko
    This is bliss!
[08:43] Hideto
    Here, Cinnamon. It's a potato.
[08:45] Cinnamon
    I shall have it!
[08:48] Cinnamon
    Yum!
[08:50] Cinnamon
    The potato is good,
    but the bonfire is a trigger.
[08:53] Hideto
    Well, animals are instinctively afraid of fire.
[08:57] Cinnamon
    It's not instinct, it's Honnouji!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[09:05] Ai
    Glance...
[09:05] Ichiko
    Doing homework makes you hungry, huh?
[09:07] Ai
    Glance...
[09:12] Ichiko
    I wonder if it's because
    you're using your brain.
[09:18] Ichiko
    It's hard to make progress
    when you're eating.
[09:22] Ichiko
    But eating cookies makes
    you want rice crackers.
[09:25] Ichiko
    Sweet, savory, and sweet again...
    It's an endless loop.
[09:31] Tomo
    Hey, Icchie...
[09:33] Ichiko
    Yeah?
[09:35] Tomo
    You've gained weight, huh?
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    h
    u
    b
    s
[09:38] Ichiko
    Eh?
[09:39] Tomo
    Don't "eh?" me.
[09:41] Tomo
    Even putting it mildly,
    you've gained weight.
[09:43] Ichiko
    Well, I was afraid of influenza.
[09:47] TV
    The best way to avoid getting the flu is
    to get plenty of nutrition and sleep.
[09:54] Ichiko
    In other words, eat and sleep,
    eat and sleep.
[09:57] Ichiko
    That's the best thing to do, right?
[10:01] Ai
    So how did you get your nutrition?
[10:03] Ichiko
    L-Like normal.
[10:05] Tomo
    What do you mean by "normal"?
[10:07] Ichiko
    I really mean normal.
[10:10] Ichiko
    Breakfast, lunch, dinner, an afternoon
    snack, and a midnight snack, I guess.
[10:14] Tomo
    You have five meals?!
[10:15] Ichiko
    But the TV said...
[10:18] TV
    Binge eating will cause you to gain weight.
[10:19] TV
    You'll gain less weight by
    eating over multiple meals.
[10:23] Ai
    Think about your total calorie intake!
[10:26] Tomo
    Huh? Wait...
[10:30] Tomo
    C-Cinnamon...
[10:39] Ai
    H-He's round!
[10:42] Tomo
    Wait, Cinnamon's way too round!
[10:45] Ichiko
    I'm sure it's just his winter coat.
[10:49] Tomo
    Pardon me, Cinnamon.
[10:54] Cinnamon
    What is this?!
[10:59] Tomo
    He's gotten fat.
[11:01] Tomo
    He's all pudge.
[11:02] Ai
    I knew it.
[11:03] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's cutest when he's a little chubby.
[11:07] Cinnamon
    Hey! What was that for?
[11:10] Cinnamon
    That was rude, Tomo-chan-dono!
[11:12] Tomo
    All right...
[11:15] Tomo
    You're going on a diet.
[11:16] Ichiko
    A diet?!
[11:16] Cinnamon
    A diet?!
[11:18] Ai
    You two are going to need meal restrictions.
[11:24] Ichiko
    I could never do that!
[11:26] Cinnamon
    There's no way!
[11:27] Tomo
    Icchie...
[11:29] Tomo
    Look.
[11:34] Tomo
    What do you think Mitsuhide-san
    would say if he saw you like that?
[11:42] Hideto
    Come to me, my cute...
[11:45] Hideto
    little piggy.
[11:47] Ichiko
    No!
[11:49] Ichiko
    Stop!
[11:51] Ichiko
    I'd rather die!
[11:54] Ichiko
    I'll lose weight!
[11:55] Ichiko
    I'll lose weight, I swear!
[11:56] Ichiko
    I'm going to lose weight right away!
SIGN    A few minutes later
[12:10] Ichiko
    I-I lost weight.
[12:12] Ichiko
    I lost weight so quickly.
[12:13] Ichiko
    I lost weight instantly.
[12:15] Ichiko
    I don't know how, but we humans
    sure are amazing when we try.
[12:20] Cinnamon
    I don't know how, but I,
    as a dog, managed to do it, too.
[12:25] Tomo
    I'm shocked by the way
    your body works, Icchie.
[12:28] Tomo
    Cinnamon, too.
[12:30] Ai
    Seriously.
[12:32] N
    Any diet resulting in over five kilograms
    lost instantly is extremely hazardous.
[12:36] N
    If you ever do attempt one,
    do so at your own risk.
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[12:42] Ai
    You can't let your guard down yet.
[12:45] Ai
    Drastic diets come with the dreaded rebound.
[12:50] Ichiko
    You can't just lose weight and be done?
[12:50] Cinnamon
    You can't just lose weight and be done?
[12:52] Ai
    Not so fast.
[12:53] Ai
    I think you'll need strong
    meal restrictions.
[12:56] Cinnamon
    That will not do!
[12:58] Cinnamon
    Just try and enforce a meal restriction.
[13:00] Cinnamon
    In my age, people would have died!
[13:03] Cinnamon
    During the winters, especially,
[13:05] Cinnamon
    one had to take in ample nourishment
    just to make it to the spring.
[13:08] Ai
    First, you have to replace your white rice
    with brown rice or mixed-grain rice.
[13:12] Cinnamon
    She's not even listening!
[13:14] Ichiko
    I can have rice?
[13:16] Ai
    As long as it's an alternative.
[13:18] Ai
    Brown rice and mixed-grain rice
    have lots of fiber and nutrients.
[13:23] Ai
    Chew it thoroughly, and it's filling, too.
[13:26] Tomo
    You're so knowledgeable, Ai-chan.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:33] Mom
    You surprised me, asking for
    brown rice out of the blue.
[13:38] Mom
    Feel free to join us, you two.
[13:40] Tomo
    Okay.
[13:41] Mom
    Here, brown rice meal
    for you, too, Cinnamon.
[13:45] Cinnamon
    I shall have it.
[13:47] Tomo
    Let's eat.
[13:55] Ichiko
    It's good!
[13:57] Ai
    They used to eat brown rice during
    the Warring States era, apparently.
[14:01] Ai
    White rice started in the Edo period.
[14:04] Cinnamon
    That's right.
[14:04] Cinnamon
    This flavor takes me back.
[14:07] Cinnamon
    All that brown rice probably
    kept me skinny in my past life.
[14:13] Ai
    Which means the lords might have
    been feeding me brown rice.
[14:19] Lord
    Say "ahh."
[14:21] Ai
    Ahhh!
[14:23] Ai
    N-No, no! I'm in the middle of a meal!
[14:26] Tomo
    Yeah.
[14:28] Tomo
    I can guess what you're thinking,
[14:29] Tomo
    but you should save it until
    after you're done eating.
[14:34] Ichiko
    Brown rice is great.
[14:35] Ichiko
    I could live with this.
[14:37] Cinnamon
    I could, but there's no more.
[14:40] Ichiko
    More, please!
[14:41] Ichiko
    I could eat this forever!
[14:43] Tomo
    Wait, more?
[14:45] Ai
    Ichiko-san, even if it's brown rice,
    there's no point if you eat so many bowls.
[14:49] Ichiko
    Really?
[14:51] Tomo
    Come on, Icchie...
[14:53] Tomo
    Again, what do you think
    Mitsuhide-san would say?
[15:00] Hideto
    You're so full of life,
[15:02] Hideto
    my adorable little piggy.
[15:03] Ichiko
    Fine, fine!
[15:07] Ichiko
    I won't eat any more.
[15:11] Cinnamon
    Love trumps appetite, indeed.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:21] Ichiko
    They're so cute.
[15:23] Mom
    Aren't they?
[15:24] Cinnamon
    Th-These cups!
[15:26] Ichiko
    Mom, where did you get these?
[15:28] Mom
    They turned up when I was cleaning.
[15:31] Mom
    I bought them for your dad's
    and my wedding anniversary.
[15:34] Mom
    It seemed like a waste not to
    use them, so I took them out.
[15:37] Ichiko
    Let's use them for snack time today.
[15:41] Cinnamon
    I want!
[15:42] Cinnamon
    I so want these!
[15:44] Mom
    Oh, no, Cinnamon's freaking out.
[15:46] Ichiko
    What's wrong with him?
[15:48] Cinnamon
    What do you mean, what's wrong?!
[15:50] Cinnamon
    I'm known for my teaware!
[15:57] Cinnamon
    In my past life,
    I collected tons of teaware.
[16:02] Cinnamon
    But teaware back then was all so understated.
[16:09] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh? What's this?
SIGN    Sen no Rikyu
[16:12] (Flashback) Rikyu
    What do you think?
[16:17] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-I can sense the power of the earth, indeed.
[16:21] Cinnamon
    Though it was more like dirt than earth.
[16:24] (Flashback) Rikyu
    Impressive, my lord.
[16:27] (Flashback) Rikyu
    You certainly understand the
    value of wares, Nobunaga-sama.
[16:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Sure I do.
[16:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    And how, exactly, is the
    value of wares determined?
[16:40] (Flashback) Rikyu
    Well, it's difficult to
    explain in a single word.
[16:45] (Flashback) Rikyu
    But if I praise it, its price increases.
[16:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Oh? Is that all it takes?
[16:53] Cinnamon
    Rikyu didn't really care
    all that much, either.
[16:57] Rikyu
    If I say wabi, it's wabi.
    If I say sabi, it's sabi.
SIGN    Wabi Sabi
[17:04] N
    Wabi and sabi.
[17:05] N
    These are the words that
    describe Rikyu's aesthetic.
[17:08] N
    It's a very deep, sophisticated aesthetic
    that is difficult to describe in a single word.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    If there had been such dazzling
    teaware back in the day...
[17:19] Nobunaga
    What is this?
SIGN    Matsunaga Hisahide
[17:22] Matsunaga
    It is the teapot of Tsukumonasu,
    the fine article you've long desired.
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    s
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    u
    m
    o
    n
    a
    s
    u
[17:30] N
    It was said to have been
    worth 1,000 kan at the time.
SIGN    1,000 kan
[17:34] N
    1,000 kan, in modern currency, would be
    equivalent to roughly 80 million yen.
SIGN    80,000,000 yen
[17:39] Nobunaga
    Are you asking me to forgive you for your
    recent betrayal in exchange for this?
[17:44] Matsunaga
    That would be brutally honest.
[17:48] Matsunaga
    But, yes.
[17:50] Nobunaga
    Hisahide, do you know of such a thing as this?
[17:56] Matsunaga
    Th-That's a foreign piece!
[17:58] Nobunaga
    Indeed!
[18:00] Nobunaga
    Tsukumonasu is bland!
[18:02] Nobunaga
    No thanks.
[18:03] Matsunaga
    Seriously?!
[18:05] Nobunaga
    I thus do not forgive you for your betrayal.
[18:07] Nobunaga
    I sentence you to death!
[18:10] Matsunaga
    Damn, Nobunaga...
[18:11] Matsunaga
    You're rockin'!
[18:13] Cinnamon
    That's what would have happened.
[18:16] Cinnamon
    Close call.
[18:17] Cinnamon
    History could have changed.
[18:21] Cinnamon
    Teaware drives a man crazy.
[18:26] Cinnamon
    I want it so bad.
[18:28] Ichiko
    It looks like Cinnamon's
    interested in the tea set.
[18:31] Mom
    He sure is an odd dog.
[18:34] Mom
    Oh, I know.
[18:36] Mom
    I think I have a saucer that's a bit chipped.
[18:41] Mom
    Why don't we give this to Cinnamon?
[18:45] Ichiko
    Yes!
[18:46] Ichiko
    I love you, Mother!
[18:50] Mom
    Why not have some milk on it?
[18:52] Ichiko
    The beautiful flower design!
[18:54] Ichiko
    the perfect circle!
[18:55] Ichiko
    And the delicate frills!
[18:59] Ichiko
    Drinking from such a cute plate is going
    to turn my heart into a maiden's.
[19:07] Foreigner
    Ruffle! Ruffle!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:15] Ichiko
    Oh, me, too.
[19:17] Mom
    Really?
[19:18] Cinnamon
    T-Toxic parents, you say?
[19:20] Cinnamon
    What do you mean by that?
[19:22] Boo
    Put simply, it's a parent that
    doesn't care about their child.
[19:26] Lucky
    I wasn't one, then.
[19:28] Lucky
    My heir, Katsuyori...
SIGN    Takeda Katsuyori
[19:31] Lucky
    He stuck to my teachings and worked hard.
[19:34] Lucky
    The Takeda clan's territory was at
    its largest under Katsuyori's rule.

[19:39] Boo
    But Takeda fell, right?
[19:41] Lucky
    Well...
[19:43] Lucky
    That's because a formidable
    neighbor invaded us.
[19:47] Cinnamon
    The Warring States was all
    about survival of the fittest.
[19:51] Cinnamon
    You probably didn't teach him well.
[19:54] Cinnamon
    You're a toxic parent, Lucky-dono.
[19:56] Lucky
    What?!
[19:57] Lucky
    I'm going to pee on you someday!
[19:59] Boo
    Actually, weren't you a true
    toxic parent, Cinnamon-dono?

[20:04] Cinnamon
    No way.
[20:05] Cinnamon
    I adored my children.
[20:08] Boo
    What were your children's names, then?
[20:11] Cinnamon
    Well...
[20:13] Cinnamon
    Oh, yeah... Indeed.
[20:16] (Flashback) Mom
    My lord!
[20:17] (Flashback) Mom
    Isn't the name "Sanshichi"
    a bit too thoughtless,
[20:20] (Flashback) Mom
    just because he was born on March 7th?
SIGN    Third son
    
    (Three Seven)
    "Sanshichi"
[20:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-It'll help us remember his birthday.
[20:28] (Flashback) Mom 2
    My twins, too.
[20:30] (Flashback) Mom 2
    Ohbora and Kobora? You don't even care!
SIGN    Seventh son
    
    (Little Hole)
    "Kobora"
SIGN    Sixth son
    
    (Big Hole)
    "Ohbora"
[20:34] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I want the two sons to get along together.
[20:38] (Flashback) Mom 3
    That's not even that bad!
[20:40] (Flashback) Mom 3
    My son's name is Hito! Hito!
SIGN    Ninth son
    
    (Person)
    "Hito"
[20:43] (Flashback) Mom 3
    A person named "person"? What?!
[20:45] (Flashback) Mom 3
    His brothers are going to bully him!
[20:49] (Flashback) Mom 4
    You're just naming our
    children for laughs!
[20:53] (Flashback) Mom 4
    You're horrible!
[20:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    No, well...
[20:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I-I don't...
[20:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    think I would do that.
[21:01] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    My first son was just born.
[21:04] (Flashback) All
    Congratulations, sir.
SIGN    Name
    Kimyoumaru
    (weirdo)
[21:07] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I named him Kimyoumaru,
    written "weird" and "round."
[21:14] (Flashback) Person 1
    Hilarious!
[21:15] (Flashback) Person 2
    Snazzy.
[21:16] (Flashback) Person 3
    Too tasteful!
[21:18] (Flashback) Person 4
    Badass!
[21:21] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    I think all the names are nice and unique.
[21:25] (Flashback) Moms
    There are limits!
[21:28] Mom
    I know, right?
[21:30] Ai
    That's so adorable.
[21:32] Ichiko
    It is.
[21:33] Boo
    I can't believe you named your son "Hito."
[21:36] Boo
    I feel bad for him.
[21:38] Lucky
    What's wrong with you?!
[21:39] Lucky
    You're definitely a toxic parent.
[21:43] Cinnamon
    It was definitely a bad idea
    to name my kids just for fun.
[21:50] Boo
    He's hopeless.
[21:51] Lucky
    He's totally hopeless.
[23:24] Boo
    "Hito" for a kid's name? No way.
[23:27] Cinnamon
    You're still talking about that?
[23:28] Boo
    I had all kinds of problems
    with my mom in my past life.
[23:30] Boo
    Things can get complicated
    between parent and child.
[23:32] Charlie
    The great Akutagawa wrote that
[23:34] Charlie
    the tragedies of life begin when
    one becomes someone's child.
[23:37] Cinnamon
    Who's Akutagawa?
[23:39] Charlie
    An author from the Meiji era.
[23:40] Boo
    Meiji?
[23:41] Boo
    He's just a kid, then.
[23:43] Boo
    Maybe I'll write a novel, too.
[23:45] Charlie
    You're a dog. You can't.
[23:46] Cinnamon
    We might not be able to write,
    but we can still take Japan!

SIGN    Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!
[23:49] Charlie
    Even more impossible.
[23:50] Charlie
    I hope you haven't learned your lesson
    not to watch the next episode.