E2 - Milkman and Strawberry Panties... Love at Honnouji!?
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SIGN June 2nd, 1582
[00:17] Nobunaga
Ranmaru, is that you?
[00:19] Ranmaru
Honnouji is surrounded by enemy soldiers.
[00:24] Nobunaga
What?
[00:25] Nobunaga
Enemies, you say?
[00:31] Nobunaga
The emblem of the bellflower...
[00:33] Nobunaga
Mitsuhide!
[00:35] Ranmaru
But why is Akechi-dono rebelling?
[00:38] Ranmaru
It doesn't add up.
[00:41] Nobunaga
It doesn't matter.
[00:43] Nobunaga
Oran, take up your spear!
[00:45] Ranmaru
Yes, sir.
[01:06] Nobunaga
Though it was for the sake
of abandoning old values
[01:11] Nobunaga
and bringing an end to chaos,
mine was a life of villainous acts.
[01:18] Nobunaga
Perhaps I'll be a lowly dog in my next life.
[01:23] Nobunaga
That, too, may be entertaining.
[01:36] Nobunaga
To become a dog...
[01:38] Nobunaga
That, too, may be entertaining.
SIGN Cinnamon
[01:50] Cinnamon
Seriously?!
[01:52] Cinnamon
I was actually reincarnated as a dog!
[01:55] Cinnamon
I shouldn't have said it would be
entertaining just to sound cool!
[02:00] Cinnamon
"I want to be reborn as
myself in the next life."
[02:02] Cinnamon
"I have no interest in
anything other than myself!"
[02:06] Cinnamon
That's what I should have said, as tacky
or cheesy or bitter as it may have been.
[02:11] Cinnamon
For real, though, a Shiba Inu?!
[02:14] Cinnamon
Come on, not a Shiba Inu!
[02:15] Cinnamon
I'm way too adorable!
[02:18] Cinnamon
I am Nobunaga!
[02:19] Cinnamon
Ruler of the Warring States, Oda Nobunaga!
[02:22] Cinnamon
I could have been a Doberman,
or at the very least, a shepherd!
[02:27] Cinnamon
And worse...
[02:28] Cinnamon
What the hell kind of name is Cinnamon?!
SIGN Cinnamon
[02:30] Cinnamon
It's way too cute!
[02:33] Ichiko
I'm home.
[02:39] Ichiko
Cinnamon!
[02:40] Ichiko
Were you a good boy?
[02:43] Ichiko
Stop it, Cinnamon!
[02:43] Cinnamon
Oddly, my mind remains that of
the tough, stoic Oda Nobunaga.
[02:45] Ichiko
My uniform's going to get dirty.
[02:47] Ichiko
You baby, you.
[02:49] Cinnamon
And yet my body, my vessel,
is a fluffy Shiba Inu?!
[02:52] Cinnamon
No way.
[02:55] Cinnamon
And why am I being so lovable right now?
[02:59] Cinnamon
Why is my tail wagging on its own?
[03:01] Cinnamon
I don't even want it to!
[03:04] Cinnamon
W-Wait... Is this...
SIGN Canine Instinct
[03:08] Cinnamon
Canine instinct?!
[03:09] Cinnamon
I'm so done!
[03:11] Cinnamon
I can't control my own body.
[03:13] Cinnamon
My limbs move on their own.
[03:15] Cinnamon
Dogtastically!
[03:16] Cinnamon
I mean, I am a dog, but...
[03:19] Cinnamon
This is absurd!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN Episode 1: Man From the Past: I Am Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga!?
[03:30] Cinnamon
Y-Yes...
[03:31] Cinnamon
I'm in bliss when I receive belly rubs.
[03:35] Ichiko
Okay, Cinnamon, time to go for a walk.
[03:38] Cinnamon
Whoo!
[03:39] Cinnamon
No!
[03:40] Cinnamon
What do you mean, "time to go"?
[03:44] Cinnamon
You may be my owner in this world,
but this is not your decision to make, girl.
[03:49] Cinnamon
It is I, Nobunaga, who will
decide whether or not we go.
[03:54] (Flashback) Nobunaga
The enemy is at Okehazama!
[03:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga
We seek only the head of Imagawa Yoshimoto.
[03:59] (Flashback) Nobunaga
After me, my men!
[04:03] Cinnamon
That's how it's supposed to be.
[04:06] Cinnamon
In this world, I am forced to receive
the aid of another just to go on a walk.
[04:13] Ichiko
It's so fun walking with you, Cinnamon.
[04:17] Cinnamon
Cinnamon, huh?
[04:19] Cinnamon
Couldn't you do something about that name?
[04:22] Cinnamon
And the thought of being walked
on a leash by a young girl...
[04:26] Cinnamon
It may be a happy sight because
I have the form of a dog,
[04:29] Cinnamon
but if I were to appear as
I did in my past life...
[04:32] Cinnamon
It would be thus!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:42] Ichiko
Don't you want to go, Cinnamon?
[04:45] Cinnamon
Get a hold of yourself, young lady.
[04:47] Ichiko
It's kind of hard to join in, huh?
[04:50] Ichiko
We've never been here before.
[04:51] 1
My, how cute.
[04:55] 2
Is it a Shiba-chan?
[04:57] Ichiko
Yes.
[04:58] 3
And who are you?
[05:00] Ichiko
His name's Cinnamon.
[05:02] 3
Cinnamon-chan, huh?
[05:04] Cinnamon
No, no. It's Nobunaga.
[05:06] 3
So cute!
[05:07] 1
So cute!
[05:08] 1
So fluffy.
[05:11] Cinnamon
Enough, all of you!
[05:12] Ichiko
I'm sorry! He doesn't do
well in social situations.
[05:16] 1
Don't worry.
[05:17] 1
It's the tsundere nature that
makes Shibas so great.
[05:21] Cinnamon
It's not that I don't do
well in social situations.
[05:24] Cinnamon
It's that I choose not to.
[05:25] Cinnamon
Or I don't care to.
[05:27] Cinnamon
Why?
[05:29] Cinnamon
Because I am Nobunaga!
[05:32] Cinnamon
Hey! Stop it, I said!
[05:35] Cinnamon
Stop it!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[05:40] Cinnamon
I don't like any of these mutts.
[05:45] Cinnamon
But it's true that the girl
takes care of me every day.
[05:49] Cinnamon
I suppose I'll behave dog-like for now.
[05:57] Cinnamon
Now, then...
[05:58] Cinnamon
What's the most dog-like
way to introduce myself?
[06:02] Cinnamon
I suppose I'll try barking.
[06:05] Cinnamon
I am Nobunaga!
[06:12] Cinnamon
These mutts wouldn't understand
if I said so, would they?
[06:16] Cinnamon
What a bore.
[06:17] Cinnamon
I shall waste some time digging a hole.
[06:24] Cinnamon
This is fun!
[06:25] Cinnamon
Digging holes is fun!
SIGN Canine Behavior
[06:29] Lucky
Sir, might you be Oda Nobunaga-dono?
[06:33] Lucky
Well, what a coincidence!
[06:36] Lucky
You were reborn as a dog, too?
[06:40] Cinnamon
Who are you?
[06:41] Lucky
It's me!
[06:43] Cinnamon
Have we met somewhere?
[06:45] Lucky
No, this is our first time meeting.
[06:48] Cinnamon
Then how would I know you?
[06:50] Lucky
Take a guess.
[06:52] Lucky
Look at my fluffiness
and my shoe-button eyes.
[06:55] Lucky
See? It's me.
[06:58] Cinnamon
Shoe-button eyes?
[07:01] Cinnamon
Ranmaru, is that you?!
[07:02] Lucky
No!
[07:04] Lucky
I said we've never met!
[07:06] Lucky
I'm more intellectual.
[07:08] Lucky
More majestic.
[07:09] Lucky
See? Look!
[07:10] Cinnamon
Intellectual?
[07:12] Cinnamon
Majestic?
[07:13] Cinnamon
Oh, I know!
SIGN Love
[07:15] Cinnamon
You're Naoe Kanetsugu,
the man with the goofy helmet!
[07:19] Lucky
That's your guess?
[07:21] Lucky**
You're surprisingly dim-witted, sir.
[07:24] Cinnamon
Fine, I don't care anymore.
[07:26] Lucky
No, wait! Wait! Wait!
[07:27] Lucky
All right, then.
[07:33] Lucky
I am the embodiment of furin kazan,
protector of the great god of Suwa.
[07:38] Lucky
My goals justify all my means.
[07:41] Lucky
I am the Tiger of Kai,
[07:45] Lucky
Takeda Shingen!
SIGN Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
[07:51] Cinnamon
You came back rather cute, old fart.
[07:55] Lucky
Please don't call me an old fart.
[07:56] Cinnamon
But there's nothing left of
your previous life in you.
[08:01] Lucky
Isn't there?
[08:02] Lucky
Look carefully.
[08:07] Cinnamon
Oh. That.
[08:09] Cinnamon
Just that.
[08:10] Lucky**
I'm not the only one who
was reincarnated as a dog.
[08:14] Lucky
Take a look!
[08:19] Lucky
That butt-ugly French bulldog
with the eyepatch is...
[08:29] Masamune
I am the man of Oshu, Date Masamune!
[08:34] Masamune
Don't you forget, I'm the one-eyed
dragon who makes crybabies cry more!
SIGN Idachi "Boo" Masamune
[08:42] Kenshin
Over my career, I won 43 battles,
lost two, and had 25 draws.
[08:46] Kenshin
That makes a win rate of over 95%.
[08:51] Kenshin
The almighty war god of
Echigo, I am Uesugi Kenshin.
SIGN Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
[09:00] Kanbei
Who was most feared by the people of Japan?
[09:04] Kanbei
Nobunaga? Ieyasu?
[09:08] Kanbei
It was I, the genius strategist, Kuroda Kanbei.
SIGN Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[09:14] Imagawa
Forget about the incident at Okehazama.
[09:18] Imagawa
I'm actually more talented than it
seems, the best archer of the seas.
SIGN I love Kyoto
[09:25] Imagawa
I am the Imagawa Yoshimoto.
SIGN Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshimoto
[09:30] Lucky
As you can see, the warlords
have been reincarnated as dogs.
[09:36] Cinnamon
I-It's a bit of an all-star cast.
[09:39] Lucky
This neighborhood is in the midst of strife,
[09:42] Lucky
just as in the Warring States era.
[09:44] Cinnamon
But, like, why is everyone
good-looking besides you?
[09:49] Cinnamon
Obviously, it's not actually like that.
[09:51] Shingen
Well...
[09:54] Shingen
You'll understand when you're older.
[09:58] 1
I sure do love how easy-going dogs are.
[10:01] Ichiko
I-I know.
[11:41] Cinnamon
What's that?!
SIGN Children's Shampoo Hat
[11:43] Cinnamon
It's the frilly thing that the
foreigners wore around their necks!
[11:47] Cinnamon
At the time, it was the height of fashion!
[11:49] Cinnamon
It looks so cool!
[11:52] Cinnamon
W-Want!
[11:54] Cinnamon
I have always been an early adopter.
[11:58] Cinnamon
I want it so bad!
[12:01] Ichiko
What? What?
SIGN Children's Shampoo Hat
[12:03] Ichiko
Cinnamon, you want a shampoo hat?
[12:08] Ichiko
You want the weirdest things sometimes.
[12:11] Ichiko
I'll buy you one, though.
[12:13] Cinnamon
For real?!
[12:15] Cinnamon
Yes, indeed!
[12:19] Cinnamon
I might look like this.
[12:21] Ichiko
I'll give you a bath as soon as we're home.
[12:25] Cinnamon
B-Bath, you say?
[12:27] Cinnamon
Not the bath!
[12:33] Cinnamon
In my past life, I was in
no way averse to baths.
[12:37] (Flashback) Nobunaga
What a lovely sight.
[12:39] (Flashback) 1
Please, my lord.
[12:41] (Flashback) Nobunaga
Whoops, my hand slipped.
[12:43] (Flashback) 1
Oh, my lord...
[12:47] (Flashback) Nobunaga
I'm in heaven!
[12:49] Cinnamon
And in my current life...
[12:53] Cinnamon
It's an act of torture wherein I'm
doused in water when I become stinky.
[13:03] Cinnamon
This isn't quite what I had imagined.
[13:07] Ichiko
See?
[13:08] Ichiko
With this on, you don't get
water in your ears and eyes.
[13:12] Cinnamon
Say, girl, you're getting it all in my ears.
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[13:23] Cinnamon
I'm really soaking this thing.
[13:28] Cinnamon
Ah, that's better.
[13:30] Ichiko
Let's be sure to flush it after.
[13:33] Cinnamon
Indeed, please do.
[13:35] Boo
Cinnamon-dono.
[13:37] Boo
Long time, dude.
[13:39] Cinnamon
Oh, Date Masamune.
[13:41] Boo
The very same.
[13:43] Boo
When they speak of the one-eyed dragon
loved by the blue dragon god of Oshu,
[13:49] Boo
they speak of me.
[13:52] Cinnamon
He starts self-aggrandizing out of nowhere.
[13:54] Cinnamon
This must be the dreaded,
incurable "eighth-grader syndrome."
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[14:01] Ichiko
Hello.
[14:02] 1
Well, hello.
[14:05] Cinnamon
I'll have you stop calling me Cinnamon.
[14:10] Boo
Why?
[14:11] Boo
You're Cinnamon now.
[14:13] Cinnamon
I don't like the name Cinnamon!
[14:16] Boo
That's karma.
[14:18] Boo
Your misdeeds in your past life
must be coming back to get you now.
[14:21] Cinnamon
What do you mean?
[14:23] Boo
You got a name you didn't like.
[14:25] Boo
If that's divine punishment,
you've gotta accept it.
[14:29] Cinnamon
What big talk.
[14:31] Cinnamon
And what do they call you
in your current life?
[14:35] Boo
Me?
[14:37] Boo
I'm...
[14:39] Boo
Blue Dragon Bloody Fang!
[14:43] Cinnamon
B-Blue Dragon?!
[14:45] Cinnamon
That's so badass!
[14:47] Cinnamon
Classy! Too classy!
[14:49] Boo
I know.
[14:50] 1
Come, Boo-chan.
[14:56] 1
Let's get going, Boo.
[14:57] Boo
Quit it with the "Boo"!
[14:59] Boo
Boo?
[15:00] Boo
I like it. It's cute.
[15:01] Boo
I think it's awesome.
[15:02] Boo
Boo is justice!
[15:04] Boo
Boo is great!
[15:05] Boo
Later.
[15:07] Cinnamon
I get the sense that he's trying
really hard to affirm himself.
[15:12] Cinnamon
Go get 'em, Boo-chan.
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[15:20] Ichiko
Are you getting thirsty, Cinnamon?
[15:23] Ichiko
Want some water?
[15:24] Cinnamon
Yeah.
[15:26] Ichiko
Here you go.
[15:28] Cinnamon
It's true that I am thirsty.
[15:31] Cinnamon
But...
[15:32] Cinnamon
The humiliation of being served
water from a girl's hands...
[15:38] Cinnamon
I'll have just a little, though.
[15:45] Cinnamon
Delicious!
[15:48] Cinnamon
To think that water from a young
lady's hands could be so delicious...
[15:52] Cinnamon
It rivals the tea prepared by Rikyu.
[15:55] Cinnamon
Its flavor brings me to heaven.
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[16:01] Cinnamon
This is so nice.
[16:02] Cinnamon
Having my belly rubbed by
the girl is pure bliss.
[16:06] TV
Nobunaga-sama!
[16:11] Ichiko
What's wrong?
[16:13] Cinnamon
Huh? That's me?
[16:15] Cinnamon
This is at Honnouji.
[16:17] Ichiko
You wouldn't know what's
happening on TV, would you?
[16:20] Cinnamon
Yes, I do!
[16:21] Cinnamon
Also, this is the part where
I resign myself to my fate.
[16:27] Ichiko
Oh, he died.
SIGN Oda Nobunaga dies!
On a hit Sunday evening
drama, for the first time
in three years, for the
16th time!
Source: Cinnamon
[16:32] Cinnamon
I protest!
[16:33] Lucky
It's just an act.
[16:36] Cinnamon
But imagine being killed at Honnouji
in history dramas and stuff,
[16:39] Cinnamon
every few years, over and over,
more than a dozen times.
[16:42] Cinnamon
Over and over,
the same man rebels against me,
[16:46] Cinnamon
and I die the exact same way.
[16:48] Cinnamon
I can't have a rumor spread
that Nobunaga never learns.
SIGN Big dumb-dumb
[16:55] Julian
Do you despise Mitsuhide?
[16:58] Cinnamon
Well, sure.
[16:59] Cinnamon
The next time I see him...
[17:02] Cinnamon
I'll wreck him!
[17:04] Boo
But you're no better.
[17:08] (Flashback) Yoshimoto
Damn you, Nobunaga!
[17:11] Boo
You killed Yoshimoto-dono, too.
[17:14] Cinnamon
No, that was that, and this is this.
[17:18] Julian
That makes no sense.
[17:20] Cinnamon
It's always been said that the winner
in war is chosen by luck alone.
[17:24] Cinnamon
We have a gentleman's agreement not to
hate each other whether we win or lose.
[17:27] Lucky
Actually, I've never heard of Yoshimoto-dono
being upset at Nobunaga-dono.
[17:32] Cinnamon
Indeed. That's how it should be.
[17:35] Cinnamon
There's no sense in holding grudges.
[17:37] Cinnamon
Bad memories are meant to be forgotten.
[17:40] Boo
But if you meet Mitsuhide?
[17:42] Cinnamon
I'll wreck him!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:44] Lucky
Are you really sure Mitsuhide was the
one who took up arms against you?
[17:48] Lucky
You're certain?
[17:49] Cinnamon
I saw bellflower flags at Honnouji.
[17:52] Gilbert
You saw Mitsuhide, then?
[17:56] Lucky
Gilbert-dono!
[17:58] Charlie
It wouldn't have been
difficult to procure flags.
[18:01] Julian
Charlie-dono.
[18:03] Julian
Long time, dude.
SIGN Imagawa "Gilbert" Yoshitsune
SIGN Idachi "Boo" Masamune
SIGN Takeda "Lucky" Shingen
SIGN Uesugi "Julian" Kenshin
SIGN Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[18:06] Lucky
So, did you?
[18:08] Lucky
Did you see Mitsuhide?
SIGN Oda "Cinnamon" Nobunaga
[18:10] Cinnamon
It's true, I didn't actually see Mitsuhide.
[18:13] Cinnamon
You have a point, Charlie-dono.
[18:15] Cinnamon
Then who was it that killed me?
[18:19] Cinnamon
The imperial court,
the Ashikaga shogunate, Honganji,
[18:22] Cinnamon
stragglers from Iga,
Ise-Nagashima and Enryakuji...
[18:25] Cinnamon
There are countless many who despise you.
[18:28] Cinnamon
I was that unpopular?!
[18:31] Charlie
Yes.
[18:31] Julian
Aye.
[18:31] Lucky
Indeed.
[18:31] Boo
Yeah, dude.
[18:31] Gilbert
Uh-huh.
[18:34] Lucky
Hideyoshi and Ieyasu are suspect, too.
[18:36] Cinnamon
Nah, not them.
[18:39] Cinnamon
Monkey-kun and Ieyasu are both good people.
[18:43] Cinnamon
We got along well, too.
[18:45] Cinnamon
There's no way they would have rebelled.
[18:48] Boo
Ask yourself, who stood to benefit the most?
[18:51] Boo
That's...
[18:56] Boo
The basics of mystery-solving!
[19:02] Lucky
If you had been alive,
Hideyoshi would never have taken Japan,
[19:05] Lucky
and Ieyasu would never have become shogun.
[19:09] Cinnamon
T-True...
[19:11] Cinnamon
But not those two.
[19:14] Lucky
You're so naïve.
[19:16] Cinnamon
No, I think it would have been Mitsuhide.
[19:20] Cinnamon
We fought a lot, too.
[19:22] (Flashback) Nobunaga
Mitsuhide!
[19:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga
I dare you to say that again.
[19:26] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
I'll keep saying it.
[19:28] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
The massacre of the civilians in the siege
against Ise-Nagashima is a despicable act.
[19:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga
Silence!
[19:33] (Flashback) Nobunaga
You serve me.
[19:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga
You need do no more than follow my orders.
[19:38] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
No, especially as your subordinate,
I must face your misdeeds truthfully.
[19:44] (Flashback) Nobunaga
Mitsuhide!
[19:45] (Flashback) Nobunaga
Right yourself, now!
[19:56] Cinnamon
What was the reason for those tears he shed?
[20:00] Cinnamon
I never liked Mitsuhide.
[20:03] Cinnamon
He was just too perfect.
[20:05] Cinnamon
He was good-looking and good at his job.
[20:07] Cinnamon
All the women loved him.
[20:09] Cinnamon
He was strong in battle, and his
handling of the rifle was masterful.
[20:13] Cinnamon
And he was good-looking.
[20:16] Cinnamon**
He might have been making fun of me behind
my back, just because he was good-looking.
[20:22] Cinnamon
Yeah.
[20:23] Cinnamon
That's something a good-looking guy would do.
[20:25] Cinnamon
That must be it!
[20:27] Cinnamon
Mitsuhide is definitely the one
who started the coup against me.
[20:30] Cinnamon
Mitsuhide, you bastard!
[20:32] Cinnamon
I...
[20:35] Cinnamon
I hate Mitsuhide!
[20:38] Lucky
This was about who you like and hate?
[20:40] Boo
It was always that silly?
[20:44] Boo
Drat... I accidentally
said what I really think.
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[20:51] Boo
Still, though, even if you hated Mitsuhide,
[20:54] Boo
that doesn't necessarily mean
Mitsuhide hated you, right?
[20:57] Cinnamon
Indeed.
[20:59] Boo
In which case, it's probably best
[21:02] Boo
not to be so quick to blame Akechi Mitsuhide
for what happened at Honnouji.
[21:07] Cinnamon
Still, my money's on Mitsuhide.
[21:10] Julian
Are you sure that isn't just
what you want to believe?
[21:15] Cinnamon
Th-That face!
[21:19] Cinnamon
H-He looks just like Mitsuhide!
[21:22] Cinnamon
Is that...
[21:23] Cinnamon
h-his reincarnation?!
[21:28] Hideto
You!
[21:32] Cinnamon
M-Mitsuhide's advancing!
[21:34] Hideto
The enemy is at Honnouji!
[21:38] Cinnamon
He's going to kill me in my current life, too!
[21:46] Hideto
I... I...
[21:49] Hideto
I love you!
[21:51] Cinnamon
Wh-What?!
[23:24] Boo
Cinnamon-dono!
[23:25] Cinnamon
Who?
[23:26] Cinnamon
I'm not Cinnamon.
[23:28] Boo
What? But you're none other than Cinnamon.
[23:31] Cinnamon
I am the master of the Warring
States, Oda Nobunaga!
[23:34] Cinnamon
I'll never accept such a
cheap name as Cinnamon.
[23:37] Boo
Gimme a paw.
[23:39] Cinnamon
Stop it!
[23:40] Boo
Okay, other paw.
[23:42] Cinnamon
I said stop!
[23:44] Boo
You're totally a dog.
[23:45] Cinnamon
I dread that I am slowly becoming dog-like.
SIGN Episode 2: Milkman and Strawberry Panties... Love at Honnouji!?
[23:49] Cinnamon
That said, I implore you
to watch the next episode!
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