E12 - Puppies of War

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SIGN    Episode 12: Puppies of War
[01:35] Lucky
    O-Odawara Castle, you say?
[01:37] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[01:38] Cinnamon
    That fool, Mitsuhide...
[01:42] (Flashback) Hideto
    Yay!
[01:43] Cinnamon
    He won a free so-called "car rental."
[01:47] Boo
    And then Ai-dono suggested...
[01:50] (Flashback) Ai
    I suggest we go for a
    drive to Odawara Castle!
[01:53] (Flashback) Boo
    S-Sure.
[01:55] Boo
    So we're all going to go for a drive.
[01:59] Lucky
    We hate even hearing the
    name "Odawara Castle."
[02:02] Lucky
    Right, Julian-dono?
[02:04] Julian
    Indeed.
[02:05] Julian
    Lucky-dono and I both.
[02:12] Julian
    We laid siege to Odawara Castle,
    which was defended by Houjou,
[02:16] Julian
    but neither of us could break through.
[02:20] Julian
    Odawara Castle is impenetrable.
[02:22] Lucky
    W-Well, I wasn't feeling that well at the time.
[02:28] Julian
    Excuses are uncouth.
[02:30] Julian
    And just what are you doing?
[02:33] Whip
    What?
[02:34] Whip
    It's in a rocker's heart to
    want to climb anything big!
[02:41] Whip
    Rock climbing!
[02:42] Whip
    Get it?
[02:44] Julian
    Uh-huh.
[02:45] Julian
    That was a miss.
[02:46] Charlie
    Houjou's castle, which fended off even the two
[02:49] Charlie
    most powerful warlords,
    Lucky-dono and Julian-dono...
[02:53] Charlie
    The key to a successful siege of
    the impenetrable Odawara Castle
[02:58] Charlie
    was the Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle,
[03:00] Charlie
    which I must humbly declare
    was my own design.
[03:03] Charlie
    Ichiya Castle?
[03:05] Charlie
    What's that?
[03:06] N
    Ishigakiyama Ichiya Castle
[03:08] N
    was a mountain castle built with haste
    at the command of Lord Hideyoshi.
[03:15] Julian
    Impressive.
[03:16] Lucky
    I'm shocked.
[03:17] Cinnamon
    That's amazing, indeed.
[03:19] Whip
    Rockin'!
[03:20] Whip
    One Night Castle!
[03:22] Charlie
    What? None of you have
    heard of Ichiya Castle?
[03:26] Marutarou
    Of course they haven't.
[03:28] Marutarou
    They were all dead by then.
[03:31] Lucky
    Th-That is true. Though...
[03:34] Cinnamon
    It's kind of annoying when he says it.
[03:37] Julian
    I somehow feel insulted.
[03:40] Whip
    All things come to an end.
[03:42] Whip
    Rockin'.
[03:43] Lily
    Look at how excited they
    are over a domestic trip.
[03:46] Lily
    It's so delightfully quaint,
    is it not, honey?
[03:52] Gilbert
    L-Lily, you shouldn't say
    such incendiary things.
[03:57] Lily
    Oh, my apologies.
[04:01] Marutarou
    Attacking Odawara Castle takes me back.
[04:04] Marutarou
    That was actually my first battle.
[04:08] Lucky
    Are you sure about that?
[04:09] Lucky
    I heard on TV that the First Siege
    of Ueda was your first battle.
[04:16] Marutarou
    Looks like there are alternate theories.
[04:18] Julian
    We're talking about you. You ought to know.
[04:21] Cinnamon
    What was your first battle?
[04:23] Cinnamon
    Tell us.
[04:24] Julian
    Yeah! Speak up!
[04:26] Whip
    Rockin'!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[04:35] Hideto
    Is everyone in the car?
[04:37] Ichiko
    Yes.
SIGN    Driving for Monkeys
[04:39] Seira
    Like this, and that, and... I see.
[04:43] Hideto
    Hey, Seira, are you all right?
[04:46] Seira
    I think I'm okay.
[04:48] Seira
    It's been two years since
    I last drove, though.
[04:52] Boo
    I don't think he's okay.
[04:54] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[04:56] Tomo
    You're the only one with
    a driver's license, Seira-san.
[04:58] Tomo
    We're counting on you.
[05:00] Seira
    Okay. I'm all good.
[05:03] Seira
    I got this.
[05:04] Seira
    All right, we're heading out.
[05:07] Ai
    Gulp.
[05:08] Seira
    Ch-Check behind the vehicle.
[05:10] Seira
    First, turn on the right turn signal...
[05:14] Ai
    We're screwed.
[05:20] Boo
    We're so slow.
[05:23] Boo
    A bike just passed us.
[05:26] Cinnamon
    Jeez, this is frustrating.
[05:29] Cinnamon
    Hey, what's this button?
[05:33] Ichiko
    No, Cinnamon! That's dangerous!
[05:38] Cinnamon
    I can't do that?
[05:41] Tomo
    I've never been to a castle before.
[05:43] Ichiko
    Same.
[05:44] Tomo
    I can't wait.
[05:45] Ichiko
    Ai-chan, are you okay?
[05:47] Ichiko
    Are you not feeling well?
[05:50] Ai
    No, I'm totally fine.
[05:53] Ai
    I was just thinking about something.
[05:55] Tomo
    Thinking about something?
[05:57] Ai
    Odawara Castle is where my lord...
[06:00] Ichiko
    You mean Date Masamune-san.
[06:02] Ai
    It's the fateful place to which he carried a
    golden cross, where he would fight to the death.
[06:10] Ai
    Thinking about that makes me so sentimental.
[06:16] Ichiko
    Oh...
[06:17] Cinnamon
    Is that true?
[06:19] Boo
    Well, it was actually in Kyoto that
    I walked with a golden cross.
[06:24] Boo
    I guess that's just how intense things were.
[06:30] Seira
    Hey, Mitsuhide.
[06:35] Hideto
    S-Stop the car!
[06:45] Seira
    Mitsuhide, you lied.
[06:49] Seira
    You never overcame your carsickness.
[06:53] Seira
    It's just like when you were a kid.
[06:54] Hideto
    S-Sorry.
[06:56] Hideto
    I wanted to go for a drive with
    Cinnamon. I couldn't help it.
[07:03] Boo
    You're so popular, Cinnamon-san.
[07:06] Cinnamon
    It's such a nuisance.
[07:10] Tomo
    What should we do?
[07:11] Hideto
    What can we do?
[07:13] Hideto
    He'll get sick again as
    soon as we start driving.
[07:17] Cinnamon
    Why don't we send Mitsuhide
    home on the train?
[07:21] Boo
    How about we send him home on foot?
[07:24] Hideto
    It might help my nausea if I can
    hold on to my beloved Cinnamon.
[07:29] Cinnamon
    No way!
[07:31] Cinnamon
    Why do I have to put up
    with that pukey bastard?
[07:35] Tomo
    All right, let's experiment.
[07:36] Tomo
    Icchie, let Mitsuhide-san hold Cinnamon.
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[07:40] Ichiko
    Roger!
[07:41] Cinnamon
    No! God!
[07:43] Cinnamon
    No! Girl, please! No! No!
[07:45] Cinnamon
    Spare me!
[07:50] Hideto
    Hey, everyone, sorry for worrying you.
[07:52] Hideto
    I feel fine now.
[07:59] Hideto
    I-I feel so sick.
[08:03] Hideto
    Take us on our way.
[08:04] Hideto
    To Odawara Castle!
[08:06] Hideto
    Now, Seira-kun, let's drive!
[08:09] Seira
    R-Right.
[08:10] Ichiko
    You love Cinnamon so much, Mitsuhide-san.
[08:14] Ai
    Only love can work such miracles.
[08:16] Boo
    He's got some deep scars, hasn't he?
[08:20] Hideto
    Did you know, Cinnamon?
[08:22] Hideto
    Mount Fuji is 3,776 meters high.
[08:26] Cinnamon
    No. I don't care.
[08:28] Ichiko
    Cinnamon's so lucky.
[08:31] Tomo
    I know what you mean, but Cinnamon's a dog.
[08:35] Ai
    My lord... My lord...
[08:38] Tomo
    Yeesh.
[08:40] Hideto
    Mount Yari is 3,180 meters.
[08:44] Cinnamon
    That's nice, indeed.
[08:52] Tomo
    This sucks.
[08:56] Tomo
    You're the most proper one here.
[08:59] Tomo
    I think we'll get along.
[09:01] Cinnamon
    Boo-chan? Proper?
[09:03] Cinnamon
    You have a lot to learn, Tomo-chan-dono.
[09:10] Cinnamon
    That's a giant keep.
[09:13] Cinnamon
    It might be just a tad smaller
    than mine at Azuchi Castle.
SIGN    Azuchi
    Castle
    Keep
SIGN    33
    meters
SIGN    Odawara
    Castle
    Keep
SIGN    27
    meters
[09:18] Boo
    I heard it was constructed recently
    out of reinforced concrete.
[09:23] Cinnamon
    You're quite knowledgeable.
[09:25] Cinnamon
    How do you know that?
[09:27] Boo
    It's not me.
[09:28] Boo
    Ai-dono's the knowledgeable one.
[09:30] Boo
    Besides, when we attacked
    Odawara Castle, it was sprawling,
[09:34] Boo
    but it didn't have any
    impressive keeps or anything.
[09:42] Lis
    H-Hello.
[09:44] Cinnamon
    What? You can speak?
[09:47] Lis
    Um...
[09:48] Lis
    Do you know who I am?
[09:50] Cinnamon
    You're a squirrel.
[09:54] Lis
    That's right.
[09:55] Lis
    I'm Lis.
[09:58] Tomo
    Thanks for waiting.
[09:59] Ichiko
    Tomo-chan, how was it?
[10:01] Tomo
    No good.
[10:02] Tomo
    We can't bring pets into the keep.
[10:05] Hideto
    If Cinnamon's not going, I'm not, either.
[10:08] Ichiko
    If Mitsuhide-san's not
    going, I'm not, either.
[10:10] Ai
    Neither are we, of course.
[10:12] Seira
    I figured.
[10:14] Tomo
    What should we do?
[10:15] Seira
    Let's check out Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya Castle, then.
[10:18] Seira
    I'm sure they'll allow pets.
SIGN    Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya
    Castle
[10:23] Ai
    I-Ichiya Castle?!
[10:25] Ai
    Finally!
[10:27] Ai
    Let's go!
[10:30] Ai
    The year is 1590.
[10:31] Ai
    My lord... I mean, Date Masamune-sama
    was late for Hideyoshi's siege of Odawara.
[10:37] Cinnamon
    Did you sleep in?
[10:38] Boo
    I was watching and waiting.
[10:40] Boo
    I owed Houjou, too.
[10:42] Ai
    The lord, the chaotic one-eyed dragon
    of Oshu, realized it could be bad.
[10:51] Boo
    The white kimono was what you
    would call burial clothes.
[10:54] Boo
    I was expressing my sincerity,
    that I was ready to die.
[10:58] (Flashback) Masamune
    I apologize deeply for my late arrival.
[11:04] Boo
    Hideyoshi ended up finding that amusing.
[11:09] Ai
    And that all happened at Ishigakiyama
    Ichiya Castle, where we're headed now.
[11:15] Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[11:17] Ai
    My lord!
[11:18] Boo
    But I did more than just bow
    my head to Hideyoshi-dono.
[11:22] Boo
    I actually left my claw mark there.
[11:27] Cinnamon
    Claw mark, you say?
[11:29] Lis
    Did you perhaps bury some treasures there?
[11:31] Boo
    You'll see when we get there.
[11:34] Boo
    Wait, the squirrel just talked!
[11:36] Lis
    Hi, I'm Lis.
[11:37] Cinnamon
    Monkey-kun was pretty cocky earlier.
[11:48] Ichiko
    No, Cinnamon!
[11:49] Cinnamon
    Don't worry, I'll be right back.
[11:52] Boo
    This way!
[11:59] Lis
    It's been 430 years, after all.
[12:03] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[12:06] Boo
    Here we are. It's right here.
[12:08] Boo
    Just a second.
[12:09] Boo
    Don't freak out too much.
[12:11] Boo
    The Japanese history textbooks might
    have to be rewritten tomorrow.
SIGN    1,000 Ryou
[12:21] Boo
    Here it is! Look!
[12:26] Cinnamon
    What is this?
[12:28] Cinnamon
    Wh-What the hell?!
[12:29] Cinnamon
    Th-This is so dumb!
[12:31] Cinnamon
    What are you, a middle
    schooler on a class trip?!
[12:34] Boo
    What? What's wrong?
[12:36] Boo
    It's awesome, isn't it?
[12:38] Lis
    Well... this isn't going to change the textbooks.
SIGN    Masamune was here Fight me
[12:45] Cinnamon
    Insolent fool!
[12:47] Cinnamon
    Get back!
[12:48] Cinnamon
    Get back, I say!
[12:49] Ichiko
    Come on out, Cinnamon.
[12:51] Cinnamon
    Stay away, girl!
[12:57] Ichiko
    See? Your tummy's in bad shape.
[13:00] Ichiko
    We need to take you to the vet.
[13:02] Cinnamon
    Even if my tumtum hurts,
    I shan't go to the vet.
[13:06] Cinnamon
    They only care about giving dogs needles.
[13:11] Cinnamon
    Vets are all needle-obsessed jags!
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[13:18] Cinnamon
    Th-The gate has been breached!
[13:21] Ichiko
    Calm down.
[13:22] Cinnamon
    No vet!
[13:24] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[13:25] Cinnamon
    D-Defeat.
[13:28] Cinnamon
    Following a grueling battle, the castle falls.
SIGN    Zein University Veterinary Hospital School
[13:32] Doc
    He probably overate.
[13:34] Doc
    A lot of Shiba Inus have huge appetites.
[13:38] Cinnamon
    Wrong!
[13:40] Cinnamon
    It's psychological stress.
[13:42] Cinnamon
    It was the Odawara drive.
[13:44] Cinnamon
    I was already exhausted from taking care
    of a messed-up Mitsuhide, and then...
SIGN    Masamune was here Fight me
[13:49] Boo
    Masamune was here.
[13:50] Boo
    Fight me.
[13:52] Cinnamon
    Boo's middle school
    posturing finished me off.
[13:56] Cinnamon
    I'm just sick from dealing with two idiots.
[14:00] Doc
    I don't think there's
    anything to worry about.
[14:03] Doc
    But let's have him fast as long as his
    stomach is rumbling, and see how it goes.
[14:09] Cinnamon
    Fast, you say?!
[14:10] Cinnamon
    You quack!
[14:11] Cinnamon
    Never underestimate a grudge held over food!
[14:15] Cinnamon
    I'll curse you!
[14:17] Cinnamon
    I'll curse you to death!
[14:21] Ichiko
    A fast?
[14:22] Ichiko
    For how long?
[14:24] Doc
    I'd say a couple days.
[14:26] Cinnamon
    I'm going to die.
[14:28] Ichiko
    That long?
[14:29] Ichiko
    Is there a supplement or
    anything you could give him?
[14:33] Doc
    All right.
[14:34] Doc
    Let's give him a vitamin injection.
[14:36] Doc
    It'll be a good pick-me-up.
[14:39] Cinnamon
    S-So I'm getting a needle after all?!
SIGN    Zeon University Veterinary Hospital School
[14:51] Ichiko
    Are you okay, Cinnamon?
[14:53] Cinnamon
    I'm not great.
[14:55] Cinnamon
    The needle was the last straw.
[14:57] Cinnamon
    I'm dead.
[15:00] Ichiko
    It's growling again.
[15:03] Ichiko
    You definitely ate too much.
[15:05] Cinnamon
    I told you, it's not from eating too much.
[15:09] Cinnamon
    It's the idiot, the middle schooler,
    and the needle.
[15:11] Cinnamon
    It was a triple-whammy
    of psychological trauma.
[15:16] Cinnamon
    I hate it.
[15:23] Ichiko
    I'll carry you home.
[15:25] Cinnamon
    I see.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Horiuchi Kenyuu
[15:36] Cinnamon
    Damn it, I'm unwell.
[15:39] Ichiko
    It's still growling.
[15:42] Ichiko
    Let's skip your meals today.
[15:44] Cinnamon
    I'm left with no choice.
[15:46] Ichiko
    I'll take care of you all night tonight.
[15:53] Cinnamon
    It was perhaps two years ago.
[15:57] Cinnamon
    I was born to this world as the youngest of
    four Shiba Inu siblings at a breeder's home.
[16:05] Cinnamon
    I still carried the mind of Nobunaga,
    yet I was born into a Shiba Inu's body.
[16:11] Cinnamon
    It took me some time before I understood
    and accepted that reality.
[16:16] Cinnamon
    I caused my dog mother
    quite a bit of worry, too.
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    Don't want any?
[16:22] Cinnamon
    Uh...
[16:25] Cinnamon
    Think about it.
[16:27] Cinnamon
    A human mother does
    everything for her child.
[16:31] Cinnamon
    One needs only to surrender to her.
[16:35] Cinnamon
    But not so for a dog's child.
[16:37] Cinnamon
    If you don't keep up, you fall behind
    your siblings in the race to survive.
[16:42] Cinnamon
    Also, did you know that some nipples on a
    mother dog produce more milk than others?
SIGN    Produces lots
    of milk
SIGN    Doesn't produce
    much milk
[16:50] Cinnamon
    In the puppy world, one needs to secure
    a nipple that produces plenty of milk,
[16:54] Cinnamon
    even at the cost of their siblings,
    or they won't grow as well in the long run.
[17:01] Cinnamon
    This is survival of the fittest.
[17:03] Cinnamon
    Just like the Warring States era.
[17:13] Cinnamon
    Of course, as soon as I realized
    that, I never fell behind again.
[17:19] Cinnamon
    I always struck first.
[17:21] Cinnamon
    I rushed first to my mother and captured
    the productive nipple for myself.
SIGN    Produces lots
    of milk
[17:28] Cinnamon
    Those were days of war,
    just as in my previous life.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Kumada Akane
[17:37] Mom
    Ichiko, let's have dinner.
[17:40] Ichiko
    I'll pass.
[17:42] Dad
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[17:44] Dad
    You'll end up sick yourself.
[17:46] Ichiko
    My little glutton Cinnamon
    is fasting right now.
[17:49] Ichiko
    I can't bring myself to eat.
[17:55] Cinnamon
    A while later, I was separated from
    my mother and taken to a pet store.
[18:04] Cinnamon
    Here, too, I had to win in battle.
[18:09] Cinnamon
    I learned that even when I'm eating dog food,
[18:12] Cinnamon
    I could avoid having any stolen by the
    others by straddling it with my paws.
[18:18] Cinnamon
    Every waking moment, I was at war.
SIGN    Always at war
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[18:22] Cinnamon
    My constant battle with my siblings led
    my face to become even more menacing,
[18:27] Cinnamon
    and even more like that of an old man.
[18:31] (Flashback) Guy A
    Why are you always spoiling for a fight?
[18:35] (Flashback) Guy B
    He's always so angry. He's so not cute.
[18:38] (Flashback) Guy A
    So scary.
[18:39] (Flashback) Guy A
    His eyes don't look like a puppy's eyes.
[18:41] Cinnamon
    The staff regarded me poorly, too.
[18:44] (Flashback) Girl
    Puppies! Puppies!
[18:50] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm scared!
[18:51] (Flashback) Girl
    I don't want a puppy like that!
[18:54] Cinnamon
    The customers hated me, too.
[18:57] Cinnamon
    My siblings were all adopted,
    one after another,
[19:01] Cinnamon
    but no one called on me.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kid
    So cute!
[19:07] Cinnamon
    Finally, I was the only one left in the cage.
[19:11] (Flashback) Guy A
    Come on, you're only a puppy,
    and you're so full of spite.
[19:16] (Flashback) Guy A
    No one's going to buy you if
    you grow too much bigger.
[19:19] (Flashback) Guy A
    Do you get it?
[19:28] Cinnamon
    What's going to become of me?
[19:32] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I like this one!
[19:34] (Flashback) Ichiko
    I want this one!
[19:36] Cinnamon
    That's when I met the girl.
[19:39] (Flashback) Guy A
    Oh, that one's cute, but we have
    some cute toy poodles over here.
[19:45] (Flashback) Guy A
    Shih Tzu dogs are adorable
    and intelligent, too.
[19:48] Cinnamon
    They don't need your advice!
[19:50] Cinnamon
    I'll bite you!
[19:51] Cinnamon
    If this eccentric girl hates me, it's over.
[19:54] Cinnamon
    No one will ever come to adopt me.
[19:58] Cinnamon
    For the first time in my life,
    I tried to be lovable.
[20:02] Cinnamon
    Alas...
[20:03] (Flashback) Dad
    Are you sure you want this one?
[20:06] (Flashback) Mom
    Why don't you look at the other
    puppies before you decide?
[20:09] Cinnamon
    I knew it was no use.
[20:11] Cinnamon
    Do as you wish.
[20:13] (Flashback) Ichiko
    His bad attitude is what makes him so cute.
[20:23] Cinnamon
    I was so grateful to this stranger.
[20:27] Cinnamon
    Thus the girl took me as one of her own,
[20:30] Cinnamon
    and I now live as a member of the Oda family.
[20:44] Cinnamon
    I feel so light.
[20:52] Cinnamon
    The rumbling's all gone.
[20:55] Cinnamon
    Actually, I'm hungry as hell.
[20:58] Cinnamon
    Hey, girl! Feed me!
[21:04] Cinnamon
    Well, I'm quite indebted to the girl.
[21:11] Ichiko
    Cinnamon?
[21:13] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[21:15] Ichiko
    Cinnamon!
[21:18] Ichiko
    I'm so glad you're better, Cinnamon.
[21:22] Cinnamon
    Cinnamon, huh?
[21:23] Cinnamon
    It's true that this name
    is slowly growing on me.
[21:29] Ichiko
    Let's be together forever.
[21:32] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[21:33] Cinnamon
    I don't want you to forget,
    though, that I am Nobunaga.
[21:37] Cinnamon
    So if I looked like I did in my previous life...
[21:42] Cinnamon
    It would still look like this.
[21:45] Ichiko
    What? You look troubled.
[21:53] Cinnamon
    I'm left with no choice.
[21:55] Cinnamon
    I suppose that, too, is entertaining.
[21:59] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[22:02] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.