E6 - Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!?
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SIGN June 2nd, 1582
SIGN Honnouji
[01:39] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
H-Honnouji?
[01:41] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
Where's the master?
[01:42] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
Where is Nobunaga-sama?
[01:44] (Flashback) Servant
The master's safety remains unconfirmed.
[01:47] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
And who's the traitor?
[01:50] (Flashback) Servant
W-Well...
[01:52] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
Who is it? Tell me!
[01:54] (Flashback) Servant
I'm afraid the traitor is...
[01:57] (Flashback) Servant
Y-You, my lord, Akechi Mitsuhide-sama!
[02:03] (Flashback) Mitsuhide
I-I'm the traitor?
[02:08] Lis
Even for a facsimile of the Warring States,
this is a terrifying story.
[02:13] Lis
I ask who the traitor is,
and I'm told that I'm the traitor.
SIGN Episode 6 Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!?
[02:25] Lis
Oh, hey, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[02:28] Lis
I go by "Lis" now.
[02:30] Lis
Nobunaga-sama and the other warlords
were reincarnated as dogs...
[02:35] Lis
But I'm a squirrel.
[02:37] Lis
An eastern chipmunk.
SIGN Mitsu Hideto, student
[02:40] Lis
And this young man,
[02:41] Lis
who looks much like I did in my past life,
[02:44] Lis
is my current master.
[02:46] Lis
Hey.
[02:47] Lis
Please get up already.
[02:49] Lis
Hey!
[02:52] Lis
I have no choice.
[02:53] Lis
I shall do...
[02:56] Lis
This!
[02:57] Lis
And this!
[03:01] Lis
This young man is rather handsome,
[03:06] Lis
but he can't keep his room clean.
[03:09] (Flashback) Hideto
I'm so hungry!
[03:12] Lis
And he depends on his
friend for all his meals.
[03:14] Lis
His character leaves a lot to be desired.
[03:17] Lis
This usually wakes him up.
[03:20] Lis
Meanwhile, I'm well-organized and cleanly.
[03:23] Lis
I take care to be organized and tidy.
[03:27] Lis
His face is just like mine in my previous life,
but his personality is the exact opposite.
[03:30] Lis
Still, I like his kind and benevolent
nature, so I've stuck around.
[03:36] Lis
Looks like he's waking up.
[03:41] Hideto
Why is there an acorn in my nose?
[03:44] Hideto
Morning.
[03:45] Lis
Yes.
[03:46] Hideto
Want some milk?
[03:48] Lis
Yes.
SIGN My
Cinnamon
[03:51] Hideto
All right, morning milk!
[03:53] Lis
The only thing I have in common with
my master is that we both like milk.
[03:57] Lis
Also, Master, there's still an
acorn in one of your nostrils.
[03:58] Hideto
Man, milk is the best.
[04:02] Lis
Are you okay with that?
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN Dog Park
[04:05] Boo
Hey, Cinnamon-dono!
[04:08] Cinnamon
What is it?
[04:09] Boo
Big news!
[04:10] Boo
Another warlord reincarnated
as a dog has appeared.
[04:13] Cinnamon
Oh? Who is it?
[04:15] Boo
This next one's totally evil.
[04:18] Marutaro
You'll be shocked, in more ways than one.
[04:22] Cinnamon
Wh-What?!
[04:24] Cinnamon
Just who is this terrible man, indeed?
[04:28] Cinnamon
Wait, that's him?
[04:30] Cinnamon
Who?
[04:31] Cinnamon
Who are you?
[04:33] Cinnamon
The tiny, cute type?
[04:35] Cinnamon
Wait! You're Hideyoshi?!
[04:37] Cinnamon
Monkey-kun?!
[04:39] Marutaro
Hideyoshi-sama is more enka than anything.
[04:42] Marutaro
He's definitely not rock 'n roll.
[04:45] Cinnamon
Are you rock 'n roll?
[04:47] Hisahide
I'm totally rock 'n roll.
[04:55] Hisahide
I always was, and always will be,
rockin' Matsunaga Hisahide!
[05:03] Marutaro
Matsunaga Hisahide's the guy who filled a
kettle full of gunpowder and blew himself up!
[05:08] Marutaro
That Matsunaga Hisahide, right?
[05:11] Whip**
Rockin', right?
[05:15] Boo
He overthrew the leader
of his own Miyoshi Clan,
[05:17] Boo
killed Shogun Ashikaga Yoshiteru, and burned
down the giant Buddha statue at Todaiji.
[05:21] Boo
That Matsunaga Hisahide?
[05:23] Whip
Rockin'!
[05:27] Cinnamon
No one's gotten away with betraying me,
except him, who got away with it twice.
[05:29] ---
You gave me the
Tsukumo-nasu
tea caddy, so
I forgive you!
[05:31] Cinnamon
That Matsunaga Hisahide?
[05:34] Whip
Mad rockin'!
[05:38] Cinnamon
True, Hisahide-dono was
unhinged in his past life.
[05:44] Whip
That's right!
[05:46] Whip
I'm just as rock 'n roll now as I was then!
[05:49] Whip
Try not to freak out, kids!
[05:54] Marutaro
What a joke!
[05:56] Marutaro
The misty-eyed chihuahua is
a crazy old rock geezer inside!
[06:00] Cinnamon
No one's freaking out!
[06:03] Ichiko
They're having so much fun.
[06:06] Hisahide's owner
I'm so glad they're already friends.
[06:09] Hisahide
Piss off!
[06:11] Hisahide
I may be tiny, but I'm alive in here!
[06:17] Cinnamon
Your nipple?
[06:20] Hisahide
Shut up!
[06:22] Hisahide
Why don't you have a taste of my
song before you go dissing me?
[06:28] Cinnamon
Your song?
[06:30] [SONG] Song
Mm-mm
[06:34] [SONG] Song
Mm-mm-mm
[06:38] [SONG] Song
Oh, yeah
[06:40] [SONG] Song
A dull town,
[06:43] [SONG] Song
dull men
[06:51] [SONG] Song
I'm here alone,
[06:56] [SONG] Song
wandering a barren land
[07:01] [SONG] Song
Seeking a piece of my soul,
[07:07] [SONG] Song
I look to the skies
[07:09] Hisahide's owner
Hey, let's go home, Whip-chan.
[07:09] [SONG] Song
Women flock to me, oh~
[07:13] Cinnamon
Whip?
[07:17] [SONG] Song
Our relationship is built on hypocrisy, is it not?
[07:22] [SONG] Song
What are we expecting from a false love?
[07:28] [SONG] Song
Now's the time to let go
[07:31] [SONG] Song
of passion and ego
[07:36] [SONG] Song
If you're going to build a future with me,
[07:39] [SONG] Song
you need to get over
[07:41] [SONG] Song
your silly pride
[07:44] [SONG] Song
Ah, My soul is
[07:47] [SONG] Song
about to explode
[07:55] Song
So long.
[07:57] Song
It's time for good kids to go home.
[08:07] Cinnamon
Boo-chan, are you crying?
[08:10] Boo
I'm messed up, man...
[08:12] Boo
The second half of the lyrics hit me hard.
[08:16] Marutaro
Let me call you Brother!
[08:19] Cinnamon
"Whip-chan" isn't a very fitting name, though.
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[08:28] Nekomimi A
Meow, meow!
[08:31] Camera
One more time, please!
[08:33] Camera
Look this way again, please!
[08:33] Lucky
Is it a shoot of some kind?
[08:36] Cinnamon
People of this time often choose
to wear strange clothes.
[08:42] Cinnamon
There are many kabukimono in this age.
[08:45] Lucky
Indeed.
[08:46] Julian
Though there were not many ladies
who dressed up in our day.
[08:51] Cinnamon
I used to be quite the hipster.
[08:54] Cinnamon
But compared to the kabukimono
today, I was pretty plain.
[08:59] Julian
You might have looked good with cat ears.
SIGN M e o w
[09:03] Cinnamon
Would it have been cute?
SIGN H
e
h,
h
e
h
.
.
.
[09:05] Cinnamon
I think I finally understand
the stares I used to get.
SIGN Nobunaga-sama's
dressed like a weirdo again...
[09:11] Julian
They were looking at you
with pity, you know.
[09:15] Lucky
Alas, it is up to us elders to correct
[09:19] Lucky
the inappropriate appearances of youths.
[09:21] Lucky
I'll go talk to them.
[09:23] Lucky
Neko-chan! Neko-chan! Neko-chan!
[09:25] Lucky
Neko-chan!
[09:27] Lucky
I shall do your panty fortune-telling!
[09:32] Lucky
Matsunaga "Whip" Hisahide-chan!
[09:37] Whip
Oh, the old fart Takeda.
[09:40] Lucky
Who gave you permission to
throw all that love around?!
[09:44] Nekomimi A
Look, the little pom's here, too!
[09:47] Lucky
Oh, sweet lady!
[09:50] Lucky
It seems we shall need to settle our score.
[09:55] Whip
It wouldn't even be a fair match.
[09:57] Whip
The overwhelming endearingness of my rock
[10:01] Whip
will obliterate you.
[10:04] Lucky
My ass!
[10:06] Lucky
I'm cuter than you!
[10:09] Whip
Bullshit! I am!
SIGN A
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f
!
SIGN A
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f
!
SIGN A
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f
!
SIGN A
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f
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SIGN A
r
f
!
SIGN A
r
f
!
SIGN A
r
f
!
SIGN A
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f
!
[10:12] Nekomimi
So cute!
[10:14] Cinnamon
The tiny old men sure are spry.
[10:18] Julian
I do envy that they use their
current form to the maximum,
[10:21] Julian
and that they act faithfully
to their desires.
[10:24] Julian
If I were to be honest, I would
like to join them, as well.
[10:29] Julian
Yes!
[10:32] Cinnamon
That would cause a panic.
[10:35] Julian
Say, Cinnamon-dono,
there's something that's been bothering me.
[10:40] Cinnamon
What is that?
[10:42] Julian
Those cat ear girls...
[10:44] Julian
They have four ears. Is that acceptable?
[10:50] Cinnamon
You worry about that kind of thing?
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[10:55] Ichiko
Here's Cinnamon when he was a puppy.
[10:57] Ichiko
I love how brooding he was.
[10:59] Tomo
It actually makes him cuter.
[11:01] Ai
It really does.
[11:03] Ichiko
Cinnamon's always been full of curiosity.
[11:08] Cinnamon
Indeed, it was when I was a
puppy that I first used it.
SIGN Kumamun
[11:15] Cinnamon
What is this? There are so many
things I've never seen before.
[11:20] (Flashback) Ichiko
Is he curious about the vacuum robot?
[11:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
Cinnamon's sitting on it!
[11:25] (Flashback) Ichiko
So cute!
[11:27] Cinnamon
Everything I saw was new to me.
[11:29] Cinnamon
It was one surprise after another.
[11:32] Cinnamon
Alas, my time limit would
hit without warning.
[11:37] (Flashback) Ichiko
Oh, he wore himself out and fell asleep.
[11:40] Cinnamon
To think of how much puppies sleep...
[11:45] Cinnamon
I have enjoyed this since I was a puppy.
[11:53] Mitsuhide
That milk yesterday was so good.
[11:56] Honganji
Yeah? Good for you.
[11:56] Ichiko
Oh, it's Mitsuhide-san and Seira-san.
[12:00] Cinnamon
Honganji and Mitsuhide!
[12:02] Cinnamon
My arch nemesis duo of Honganji!
[12:06] Mitsuhide
Hey, Cinnamon!
[12:08] Mitsuhide
How've you been?
[12:10] Cinnamon
Stop it already!
[12:12] Ichiko
Are you going shopping?
[12:13] Honganji
Yeah.
[12:14] Honganji
It's getting cold, so we figured
we'd have hot pot together.
[12:19] Ai
Oh? Hot pot together, you say?
[12:23] Tomo
Hot pot? Sounds delicious!
[12:29] Mitsuhide
Wh-What was that sound?
[12:31] Honganji
Would you like to join us?
[12:35] Honganji
I bought plenty of food.
[12:37] Honganji
We can feed a few more girls.
[12:41] Tomo
Really?
[12:42] Mitsuhide
We have three more people and a dog.
[12:46] Honganji
Got it.
[12:47] Cinnamon
You aren't fooling me!
[12:49] Cinnamon
You're going to poison me, aren't you?
[12:52] Ai
We're being invited to their love nest?
[12:55] Ai
This is getting interesting!
[12:57] Tomo
You're going too, right, Ai-chan?
[12:59] Ai
Of course!
[13:00] Ai
Holy crap-a-moley!
[13:03] Ai
I mean, yes, I'll be there.
[13:06] Mitsuhide
Okay, that settles it!
[13:07] Mitsuhide
We're having a hot pot party!
[13:10] Tomo
Thanks for having us.
[13:15] Ichiko
Mitsuhide-san really loves Cinnamon, huh?
[13:19] Ai
Th-Th-This room is their love nest.
[13:23] Ai
Living together makes their
love grow deeper and deeper!
[13:30] Ai
So pure!
[13:32] Ai
So pure!
[13:32] Tomo**
Ai-chan?
[13:33] Ai
Stop me!
[13:35] Tomo
What's wrong, Ai-chan?
[13:37] Tomo
Let's eat!
[13:42] Tomo
It's delicious!
[13:44] Tomo
You're so good at cooking, Seira-san.
[13:46] Honganji
Here, that's your portion.
[13:48] Honganji
Skill doesn't really matter
when it comes to hot pot.
[13:52] Cinnamon
He does seem like a good guy,
but he's not fooling me.
[13:58] Cinnamon
Still, it's good.
[14:00] Cinnamon
I wouldn't mind having him as my cook.
[14:07] Cinnamon
That squirrel seems to be avoiding me.
[14:11] Cinnamon
Does he think I'm going to eat him?
[14:14] Cinnamon
No way. I don't eat squirrels...
[14:17] Cinnamon
Though that might change if I get hungry.
[14:23] Mitsuhide
You're so cute when you're eating!
[14:26] Cinnamon
I told you to stop!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN Better Luck
SIGN Lucky Treasure
Discovery Segment!
[14:32] TV
Lucky Treasure Discovery Segment!
SIGN Historium
Warlord personalities as told in letters
[14:36] TV
Take a look at this.
[14:37] TV
This is a letter written
by Oda Nobunaga himself.
[14:41] Cinnamon
What?!
[14:42] Cinnamon
My letter, you say?!
[14:43] TV
You can learn a lot about life
in the day from these letters.
[14:47] TV 2
They give you a glimpse into the warlord's
personality and relationships.
[14:51] Ichiko
Wow, that's amazing.
[14:55] Cinnamon
This sucks.
[14:56] Ichiko
I wouldn't like having
my letters read, though.
[15:01] Cinnamon
I never would have thought my dark history
[15:04] Cinnamon
would be exposed like this
more than four centuries later.
[15:09] Cinnamon
Modern people are so merciless!
SIGN Dog Park
[15:14] Charlie
I never thought so many of our
letters would have lasted so long.
[15:19] Boo
We weren't thinking several centuries
ahead when we wrote them.
[15:25] Boo
I can't have them thinking I'm an idiot or a
pervert just from my letters and my writing.
[15:29] Marutaro
Jeez, I can't stand modern people!
[15:33] Marutaro
They fuss about privacy and stuff,
[15:35] Marutaro
but they go through our letters
and homes like it's nothing.
[15:39] Marutaro
Not that I wrote any letters that
I wouldn't want to have read.
[15:43] Marutaro
Unlike you, Boo-dono.
[15:46] Boo
Why do you keep picking fights with me?
[15:49] Marutaro
Because...
[15:51] Marutaro
You have the most surviving
handwritten letters of all of us.
SIGN Over 1,000
SIGN letters
[15:56] Lucky
Over 1,000 handwritten letters?
[15:58] Lucky
You didn't have your vassals
write your letters?
[16:00] Boo
Meh, there's no reason to call my vassals
just to write my silly letters.
[16:06] Cinnamon
Silly letters? Like what kind?
[16:09] Boo
Well, for example...
[16:11] Boo
I arm-wrestled with the young ones,
SIGN I arm-wrestled, and now my hands
SIGN are shaking from exhaustion (paraphrasing)
[16:14] Boo
and now my hands are
shaking from exhaustion.
[16:18] Boo
Man, I organized a drinking party last night,
SIGN Daddy's drunk and hungover (paraphrasing)
[16:23] Boo
but I ended up drinking so
much, my head's spinning.
[16:28] Boo
I'm sorry, I'm late again!
SIGN Sorry, I'm late again! I'll be there at 10 AM (paraphrasing)
[16:31] Boo
I'll leave tonight and be there by 10 AM.
[16:35] Cinnamon
Wow... Those really are silly letters.
[16:39] Marutaro
Why did you write all that?
[16:42] Boo
I loved writing letters.
[16:44] Charlie
That's not even that bad, Boo-dono.
[16:47] Charlie
Old man Takeda's letters were really bad.
[16:51] Shingen
It's true that I've made advances
on Yashichiro several times.
[16:55] Shingen
Alas, he declined, on the
grounds of having diarrhea.
[16:58] Shingen
Therefore, nothing has happened between us.
[17:01] Shingen
This is the truth.
[17:05] Charlie
I'd be so embarrassed to have my letters
making excuses for cheating read.
[17:09] Charlie
I wouldn't even be able to go outside.
[17:12] Charlie
And who is Yashichiro, exactly?
[17:14] Charlie
It's a man, isn't it?
[17:19] Lucky
Wait, panty-chan!
[17:22] Charlie
Do you have no standards, old man?!
SIGN Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[17:29] Lis
Good evening.
[17:30] Lis
I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[17:32] Lis
Well, I'm also Lis.
[17:34] Lis
I need to get my heart rate
up at least once a day.
[17:37] Lis
Even squirrels can get
out of shape if they don't.
[17:41] Lis
My master is often mistaken.
[17:44] Lis
He can be a dummy,
but he's definitely not stupid.
[17:48] Lis
He's quite studious, too.
[17:50] Lis
He's a lot like Nobunaga-sama
in that he's misunderstood.
[17:54] Lis
He may seem like a merciless,
sadistic tyrant, but...
[17:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga
We shall now have a drinking spree!
[18:02] Lis
He was actually benevolent and easygoing.
[18:04] Lis
In other words, he was a normal person.
[18:06] Stink bug
Nobunaga-sama, a normal person, you say?!
[18:10] Stink bug
Everyone, please forget what this rodent says.
[18:14] Stink bug
This squirrel is a liar!
[18:16] Lis
Who goes there?! Identify yourself!
[18:18] Stink bug
I have no name to speak to a traitor!
[18:21] Stink bug
But because you wouldn't
know who I am, I shall.
[18:24] Stink bug
I am the...
[18:26] Mitsuhide
I figured out who you are.
[18:28] Stink bug
Let me say it!
[18:30] Stink bug
I am the...
[18:32] Lis
The very man responsible for
Nobunaga-sama's distorted reputation!
[18:35] Lis
Ota Gyuichi!
[18:39] Stink bug
He said it before me!
[18:41] Stink bug
How dare you?!
[18:42] Stink bug
Let me out right now!
[18:44] Stink bug
Immediately!
[18:45] Lis
Anyway, you were reborn
as a stink bug, Ota-san?
[18:50] Stink bug
I may look like a stink bug,
[18:51] Stink bug
but I will reincarnate as many times
as I must to be of aid to Nobunaga-sama!
[18:54] Lis
He's the biographer who chronicled
Nobunaga-sama's life.
[18:58] Lis
Although now he's a stink bug.
[19:01] Lis
Ota Gyuichi.
[19:03] Lis
He was an exemplary official
who served Nobunaga-sama.
[19:07] Lis
Exceptionally loyal, it's true
that he worshiped Nobunaga-sama.
[19:12] Lis
After the Honnouji Incident, he began
writing Nobunaga-sama's biography.
[19:18] Lis
And he embellished his story.
[19:22] Lis
The master was a revolutionary.
[19:25] Lis
Why don't I change his profile a little
to ensure that that's passed down?
[19:32] Lis
A demon-like superhero, fearless in the face
of gods, people, and even fate itself.
[19:39] Lis
I have a character in mind now!
SIGN Shincho Koki
SIGN Ota
Gyuichi
[19:41] Lis
As a result, Nobunaga-sama earned the
title of Demon King of Sixth Heaven,
[19:44] Lis
deriving pleasure from burning down
temples and massacring people.
[19:49] Stink bug
Even if it's slightly different from reality,
[19:51] Stink bug
if the essence is conveyed,
my job as an author is done.
[19:54] Lis
That might have been acceptable
if it was a novel or a movie,
[19:58] Lis
but history is a science.
[20:00] Lis
You mustn't twist the truth for the
sake of emotions or other motives.
[20:05] Lis
Am I mistaken?
[20:06] Lis
Huh?
[20:07] Lis
What's wrong?
[20:09] Stink bug
The stinky gas produced by a stink bug,
[20:11] Stink bug
in a closed environment,
is lethal even to the bug itself.
[20:16] Stink bug
You cocky rodent!
[20:19] Stink bug
Remember me!
[20:20] Stink bug
I'll be reborn again, and...
[20:24] Stink bug
Nobunaga-sama!
[20:29] Lis
Well, it's true that I'm a rodent,
but inside, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide.
[20:35] Mitsuhide
Hey, Lis, want some milk?
[20:40] Mitsuhide
Milk's tasty, huh?
[20:41] Lis
Yup.
[20:43] Lis
I'm sure you get it by now,
but I'm misunderstood, as well.
[20:47] Lis
That's right.
[20:48] Lis
I'm not a traitor, and I absolutely
did not take Nobunaga-sama's life.
[20:57] Ichiko
What's wrong? Do you have a cold?
[20:59] Ichiko
Are you okay?
[21:00] Cinnamon
Someone must be talking about me.
[21:04] Cinnamon
I bet it's Boo or Lucky-dono again.
[21:07] Cinnamon
I'm going to talk trash about them tomorrow.
[21:10] Lis
I was framed.
[21:13] Lis
Having been blamed for the
murder of Nobunaga-sama,
[21:16] Lis
I refrained from explaining myself in
order to protect the honor of one man.
[21:20] Lis
I fought in the Battle of Yamazaki,
lost, and was killed.
[21:25] Lis
I have no regrets.
[21:27] Lis
The honor of the man I admire was protected.
[21:31] Lis
But it's been 438 years since then.
[21:35] Lis
It's time I redeemed my own reputation.
[21:39] Mitsuhide
I'm turning out the lights, Lis.
[21:42] Mitsuhide
Goodnight.
[21:45] Lis
The day shall come when
I explain everything.
[21:49] Lis
Well, goodnight, everyone.
[23:25] Whip
Yo! I'm rockin' Hisahide-sama.
[23:29] Whip
Say what?
[23:30] Whip
I can't be a rocker since I was
born in the Warring States era?
[23:33] Whip
Give me a break.
[23:34] Whip
Everyone in Japan played
rock and spoke with trills.
[23:39] Whip
Ieyasu, Hideyoshi...
Everyone big rolled their r's.
[23:43] Whip
Ask your history teacher
if you think I'm lying.
[23:47] Whip
Rock 'n roll next episode!
SIGN Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love?
[23:50] Whip
Rock is the best.
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