E6 - Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    June 2nd, 1582 SIGN    Honnouji [01:39] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     H-Honnouji? [01:41] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     Where's the master? [01:42] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     Where is Nobunaga-sama? [01:44] (Flashback) Servant     The master's safety remains unconfirmed. [01:47] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     And who's the traitor? [01:50] (Flashback) Servant     W-Well... [01:52] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     Who is it? Tell me! [01:54] (Flashback) Servant     I'm afraid the traitor is... [01:57] (Flashback) Servant     Y-You, my lord, Akechi Mitsuhide-sama! [02:03] (Flashback) Mitsuhide     I-I'm the traitor? [02:08] Lis     Even for a facsimile of the Warring States,     this is a terrifying story. [02:13] Lis     I ask who the traitor is,     and I'm told that I'm the traitor. SIGN    Episode 6 Rock 'n Roll!!! Adorable ♥ Bad News of a Man!? [02:25] Lis     Oh, hey, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide. [02:28] Lis     I go by "Lis" now. [02:30] Lis     Nobunaga-sama and the other warlords     were reincarnated as dogs... [02:35] Lis     But I'm a squirrel. [02:37] Lis     An eastern chipmunk. SIGN    Mitsu Hideto, student [02:40] Lis     And this young man, [02:41] Lis     who looks much like I did in my past life, [02:44] Lis     is my current master. [02:46] Lis     Hey. [02:47] Lis     Please get up already. [02:49] Lis     Hey! [02:52] Lis     I have no choice. [02:53] Lis     I shall do... [02:56] Lis     This! [02:57] Lis     And this! [03:01] Lis     This young man is rather handsome, [03:06] Lis     but he can't keep his room clean. [03:09] (Flashback) Hideto     I'm so hungry! [03:12] Lis     And he depends on his     friend for all his meals. [03:14] Lis     His character leaves a lot to be desired. [03:17] Lis     This usually wakes him up. [03:20] Lis     Meanwhile, I'm well-organized and cleanly. [03:23] Lis     I take care to be organized and tidy. [03:27] Lis     His face is just like mine in my previous life,     but his personality is the exact opposite. [03:30] Lis     Still, I like his kind and benevolent     nature, so I've stuck around. [03:36] Lis     Looks like he's waking up. [03:41] Hideto     Why is there an acorn in my nose? [03:44] Hideto     Morning. [03:45] Lis     Yes. [03:46] Hideto     Want some milk? [03:48] Lis     Yes. SIGN    My     Cinnamon [03:51] Hideto     All right, morning milk! [03:53] Lis     The only thing I have in common with     my master is that we both like milk. [03:57] Lis     Also, Master, there's still an     acorn in one of your nostrils. [03:58] Hideto     Man, milk is the best. [04:02] Lis     Are you okay with that? SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga SIGN    Dog Park [04:05] Boo     Hey, Cinnamon-dono! [04:08] Cinnamon     What is it? [04:09] Boo     Big news! [04:10] Boo     Another warlord reincarnated     as a dog has appeared. [04:13] Cinnamon     Oh? Who is it? [04:15] Boo     This next one's totally evil. [04:18] Marutaro     You'll be shocked, in more ways than one. [04:22] Cinnamon     Wh-What?! [04:24] Cinnamon     Just who is this terrible man, indeed? [04:28] Cinnamon     Wait, that's him? [04:30] Cinnamon     Who? [04:31] Cinnamon     Who are you? [04:33] Cinnamon     The tiny, cute type? [04:35] Cinnamon     Wait! You're Hideyoshi?! [04:37] Cinnamon     Monkey-kun?! [04:39] Marutaro     Hideyoshi-sama is more enka than anything. [04:42] Marutaro     He's definitely not rock 'n roll. [04:45] Cinnamon     Are you rock 'n roll? [04:47] Hisahide     I'm totally rock 'n roll. [04:55] Hisahide     I always was, and always will be,     rockin' Matsunaga Hisahide! [05:03] Marutaro     Matsunaga Hisahide's the guy who filled a     kettle full of gunpowder and blew himself up! [05:08] Marutaro     That Matsunaga Hisahide, right? [05:11] Whip**     Rockin', right? [05:15] Boo     He overthrew the leader     of his own Miyoshi Clan, [05:17] Boo     killed Shogun Ashikaga Yoshiteru, and burned     down the giant Buddha statue at Todaiji. [05:21] Boo     That Matsunaga Hisahide? [05:23] Whip     Rockin'! [05:27] Cinnamon     No one's gotten away with betraying me,     except him, who got away with it twice. [05:29] ---     You gave me the     Tsukumo-nasu     tea caddy, so     I forgive you! [05:31] Cinnamon     That Matsunaga Hisahide? [05:34] Whip     Mad rockin'! [05:38] Cinnamon     True, Hisahide-dono was     unhinged in his past life. [05:44] Whip     That's right! [05:46] Whip     I'm just as rock 'n roll now as I was then! [05:49] Whip     Try not to freak out, kids! [05:54] Marutaro     What a joke! [05:56] Marutaro     The misty-eyed chihuahua is     a crazy old rock geezer inside! [06:00] Cinnamon     No one's freaking out! [06:03] Ichiko     They're having so much fun. [06:06] Hisahide's owner     I'm so glad they're already friends. [06:09] Hisahide     Piss off! [06:11] Hisahide     I may be tiny, but I'm alive in here! [06:17] Cinnamon     Your nipple? [06:20] Hisahide     Shut up! [06:22] Hisahide     Why don't you have a taste of my     song before you go dissing me? [06:28] Cinnamon     Your song? [06:30] [SONG] Song     Mm-mm [06:34] [SONG] Song     Mm-mm-mm [06:38] [SONG] Song     Oh, yeah [06:40] [SONG] Song     A dull town, [06:43] [SONG] Song     dull men [06:51] [SONG] Song     I'm here alone, [06:56] [SONG] Song     wandering a barren land [07:01] [SONG] Song     Seeking a piece of my soul, [07:07] [SONG] Song     I look to the skies [07:09] Hisahide's owner     Hey, let's go home, Whip-chan. [07:09] [SONG] Song     Women flock to me, oh~ [07:13] Cinnamon     Whip? [07:17] [SONG] Song     Our relationship is built on hypocrisy, is it not? [07:22] [SONG] Song     What are we expecting from a false love? [07:28] [SONG] Song     Now's the time to let go [07:31] [SONG] Song     of passion and ego [07:36] [SONG] Song     If you're going to build a future with me, [07:39] [SONG] Song     you need to get over [07:41] [SONG] Song     your silly pride [07:44] [SONG] Song     Ah, My soul is [07:47] [SONG] Song     about to explode [07:55] Song     So long. [07:57] Song     It's time for good kids to go home. [08:07] Cinnamon     Boo-chan, are you crying? [08:10] Boo     I'm messed up, man... [08:12] Boo     The second half of the lyrics hit me hard. [08:16] Marutaro     Let me call you Brother! [08:19] Cinnamon     "Whip-chan" isn't a very fitting name, though. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [08:28] Nekomimi A     Meow, meow! [08:31] Camera     One more time, please! [08:33] Camera     Look this way again, please! [08:33] Lucky     Is it a shoot of some kind? [08:36] Cinnamon     People of this time often choose     to wear strange clothes. [08:42] Cinnamon     There are many kabukimono in this age. [08:45] Lucky     Indeed. [08:46] Julian     Though there were not many ladies     who dressed up in our day. [08:51] Cinnamon     I used to be quite the hipster. [08:54] Cinnamon     But compared to the kabukimono     today, I was pretty plain. [08:59] Julian     You might have looked good with cat ears. SIGN    M e o w [09:03] Cinnamon     Would it have been cute? SIGN    H     e     h,          h     e     h     .     .     . [09:05] Cinnamon     I think I finally understand     the stares I used to get. SIGN    Nobunaga-sama's     dressed like a weirdo again... [09:11] Julian     They were looking at you     with pity, you know. [09:15] Lucky     Alas, it is up to us elders to correct [09:19] Lucky     the inappropriate appearances of youths. [09:21] Lucky     I'll go talk to them. [09:23] Lucky     Neko-chan! Neko-chan! Neko-chan! [09:25] Lucky     Neko-chan! [09:27] Lucky     I shall do your panty fortune-telling! [09:32] Lucky     Matsunaga "Whip" Hisahide-chan! [09:37] Whip     Oh, the old fart Takeda. [09:40] Lucky     Who gave you permission to     throw all that love around?! [09:44] Nekomimi A     Look, the little pom's here, too! [09:47] Lucky     Oh, sweet lady! [09:50] Lucky     It seems we shall need to settle our score. [09:55] Whip     It wouldn't even be a fair match. [09:57] Whip     The overwhelming endearingness of my rock [10:01] Whip     will obliterate you. [10:04] Lucky     My ass! [10:06] Lucky     I'm cuter than you! [10:09] Whip     Bullshit! I am! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! SIGN    A     r     f     ! [10:12] Nekomimi     So cute! [10:14] Cinnamon     The tiny old men sure are spry. [10:18] Julian     I do envy that they use their     current form to the maximum, [10:21] Julian     and that they act faithfully     to their desires. [10:24] Julian     If I were to be honest, I would     like to join them, as well. [10:29] Julian     Yes! [10:32] Cinnamon     That would cause a panic. [10:35] Julian     Say, Cinnamon-dono,     there's something that's been bothering me. [10:40] Cinnamon     What is that? [10:42] Julian     Those cat ear girls... [10:44] Julian     They have four ears. Is that acceptable? [10:50] Cinnamon     You worry about that kind of thing? SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [10:55] Ichiko     Here's Cinnamon when he was a puppy. [10:57] Ichiko     I love how brooding he was. [10:59] Tomo     It actually makes him cuter. [11:01] Ai     It really does. [11:03] Ichiko     Cinnamon's always been full of curiosity. [11:08] Cinnamon     Indeed, it was when I was a     puppy that I first used it. SIGN    Kumamun [11:15] Cinnamon     What is this? There are so many     things I've never seen before. [11:20] (Flashback) Ichiko     Is he curious about the vacuum robot? [11:23] (Flashback) Ichiko     Cinnamon's sitting on it! [11:25] (Flashback) Ichiko     So cute! [11:27] Cinnamon     Everything I saw was new to me. [11:29] Cinnamon     It was one surprise after another. [11:32] Cinnamon     Alas, my time limit would     hit without warning. [11:37] (Flashback) Ichiko     Oh, he wore himself out and fell asleep. [11:40] Cinnamon     To think of how much puppies sleep... [11:45] Cinnamon     I have enjoyed this since I was a puppy. [11:53] Mitsuhide     That milk yesterday was so good. [11:56] Honganji     Yeah? Good for you. [11:56] Ichiko     Oh, it's Mitsuhide-san and Seira-san. [12:00] Cinnamon     Honganji and Mitsuhide! [12:02] Cinnamon     My arch nemesis duo of Honganji! [12:06] Mitsuhide     Hey, Cinnamon! [12:08] Mitsuhide     How've you been? [12:10] Cinnamon     Stop it already! [12:12] Ichiko     Are you going shopping? [12:13] Honganji     Yeah. [12:14] Honganji     It's getting cold, so we figured     we'd have hot pot together. [12:19] Ai     Oh? Hot pot together, you say? [12:23] Tomo     Hot pot? Sounds delicious! [12:29] Mitsuhide     Wh-What was that sound? [12:31] Honganji     Would you like to join us? [12:35] Honganji     I bought plenty of food. [12:37] Honganji     We can feed a few more girls. [12:41] Tomo     Really? [12:42] Mitsuhide     We have three more people and a dog. [12:46] Honganji     Got it. [12:47] Cinnamon     You aren't fooling me! [12:49] Cinnamon     You're going to poison me, aren't you? [12:52] Ai     We're being invited to their love nest? [12:55] Ai     This is getting interesting! [12:57] Tomo     You're going too, right, Ai-chan? [12:59] Ai     Of course! [13:00] Ai     Holy crap-a-moley! [13:03] Ai     I mean, yes, I'll be there. [13:06] Mitsuhide     Okay, that settles it! [13:07] Mitsuhide     We're having a hot pot party! [13:10] Tomo     Thanks for having us. [13:15] Ichiko     Mitsuhide-san really loves Cinnamon, huh? [13:19] Ai     Th-Th-This room is their love nest. [13:23] Ai     Living together makes their     love grow deeper and deeper! [13:30] Ai     So pure! [13:32] Ai     So pure! [13:32] Tomo**     Ai-chan? [13:33] Ai     Stop me! [13:35] Tomo     What's wrong, Ai-chan? [13:37] Tomo     Let's eat! [13:42] Tomo     It's delicious! [13:44] Tomo     You're so good at cooking, Seira-san. [13:46] Honganji     Here, that's your portion. [13:48] Honganji     Skill doesn't really matter     when it comes to hot pot. [13:52] Cinnamon     He does seem like a good guy,     but he's not fooling me. [13:58] Cinnamon     Still, it's good. [14:00] Cinnamon     I wouldn't mind having him as my cook. [14:07] Cinnamon     That squirrel seems to be avoiding me. [14:11] Cinnamon     Does he think I'm going to eat him? [14:14] Cinnamon     No way. I don't eat squirrels... [14:17] Cinnamon     Though that might change if I get hungry. [14:23] Mitsuhide     You're so cute when you're eating! [14:26] Cinnamon     I told you to stop! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga SIGN    Better Luck SIGN    Lucky Treasure     Discovery Segment! [14:32] TV     Lucky Treasure Discovery Segment! SIGN     Historium     Warlord personalities as told in letters [14:36] TV     Take a look at this. [14:37] TV     This is a letter written     by Oda Nobunaga himself. [14:41] Cinnamon     What?! [14:42] Cinnamon     My letter, you say?! [14:43] TV     You can learn a lot about life     in the day from these letters. [14:47] TV 2     They give you a glimpse into the warlord's     personality and relationships. [14:51] Ichiko     Wow, that's amazing. [14:55] Cinnamon     This sucks. [14:56] Ichiko     I wouldn't like having     my letters read, though. [15:01] Cinnamon     I never would have thought my dark history [15:04] Cinnamon     would be exposed like this     more than four centuries later. [15:09] Cinnamon     Modern people are so merciless! SIGN    Dog Park [15:14] Charlie     I never thought so many of our     letters would have lasted so long. [15:19] Boo     We weren't thinking several centuries     ahead when we wrote them. [15:25] Boo     I can't have them thinking I'm an idiot or a     pervert just from my letters and my writing. [15:29] Marutaro     Jeez, I can't stand modern people! [15:33] Marutaro     They fuss about privacy and stuff, [15:35] Marutaro     but they go through our letters     and homes like it's nothing. [15:39] Marutaro     Not that I wrote any letters that     I wouldn't want to have read. [15:43] Marutaro     Unlike you, Boo-dono. [15:46] Boo     Why do you keep picking fights with me? [15:49] Marutaro     Because... [15:51] Marutaro     You have the most surviving     handwritten letters of all of us. SIGN    Over 1,000 SIGN    letters [15:56] Lucky     Over 1,000 handwritten letters? [15:58] Lucky     You didn't have your vassals     write your letters? [16:00] Boo     Meh, there's no reason to call my vassals     just to write my silly letters. [16:06] Cinnamon     Silly letters? Like what kind? [16:09] Boo     Well, for example... [16:11] Boo     I arm-wrestled with the young ones, SIGN    I arm-wrestled, and now my hands SIGN    are shaking from exhaustion (paraphrasing) [16:14] Boo     and now my hands are     shaking from exhaustion. [16:18] Boo     Man, I organized a drinking party last night, SIGN    Daddy's drunk and hungover (paraphrasing) [16:23] Boo     but I ended up drinking so     much, my head's spinning. [16:28] Boo     I'm sorry, I'm late again! SIGN    Sorry, I'm late again! I'll be there at 10 AM (paraphrasing) [16:31] Boo     I'll leave tonight and be there by 10 AM. [16:35] Cinnamon     Wow... Those really are silly letters. [16:39] Marutaro     Why did you write all that? [16:42] Boo     I loved writing letters. [16:44] Charlie     That's not even that bad, Boo-dono. [16:47] Charlie     Old man Takeda's letters were really bad. [16:51] Shingen     It's true that I've made advances     on Yashichiro several times. [16:55] Shingen     Alas, he declined, on the     grounds of having diarrhea. [16:58] Shingen     Therefore, nothing has happened between us. [17:01] Shingen     This is the truth. [17:05] Charlie     I'd be so embarrassed to have my letters     making excuses for cheating read. [17:09] Charlie     I wouldn't even be able to go outside. [17:12] Charlie     And who is Yashichiro, exactly? [17:14] Charlie     It's a man, isn't it? [17:19] Lucky     Wait, panty-chan! [17:22] Charlie     Do you have no standards, old man?! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [17:29] Lis     Good evening. [17:30] Lis     I'm Akechi Mitsuhide. [17:32] Lis     Well, I'm also Lis. [17:34] Lis     I need to get my heart rate     up at least once a day. [17:37] Lis     Even squirrels can get     out of shape if they don't. [17:41] Lis     My master is often mistaken. [17:44] Lis     He can be a dummy,     but he's definitely not stupid. [17:48] Lis     He's quite studious, too. [17:50] Lis     He's a lot like Nobunaga-sama     in that he's misunderstood. [17:54] Lis     He may seem like a merciless,     sadistic tyrant, but... [17:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga     We shall now have a drinking spree! [18:02] Lis     He was actually benevolent and easygoing. [18:04] Lis     In other words, he was a normal person. [18:06] Stink bug     Nobunaga-sama, a normal person, you say?! [18:10] Stink bug     Everyone, please forget what this rodent says. [18:14] Stink bug     This squirrel is a liar! [18:16] Lis     Who goes there?! Identify yourself! [18:18] Stink bug     I have no name to speak to a traitor! [18:21] Stink bug     But because you wouldn't     know who I am, I shall. [18:24] Stink bug     I am the... [18:26] Mitsuhide     I figured out who you are. [18:28] Stink bug     Let me say it! [18:30] Stink bug     I am the... [18:32] Lis     The very man responsible for     Nobunaga-sama's distorted reputation! [18:35] Lis     Ota Gyuichi! [18:39] Stink bug     He said it before me! [18:41] Stink bug     How dare you?! [18:42] Stink bug     Let me out right now! [18:44] Stink bug     Immediately! [18:45] Lis     Anyway, you were reborn     as a stink bug, Ota-san? [18:50] Stink bug     I may look like a stink bug, [18:51] Stink bug     but I will reincarnate as many times     as I must to be of aid to Nobunaga-sama! [18:54] Lis     He's the biographer who chronicled     Nobunaga-sama's life. [18:58] Lis     Although now he's a stink bug. [19:01] Lis     Ota Gyuichi. [19:03] Lis     He was an exemplary official     who served Nobunaga-sama. [19:07] Lis     Exceptionally loyal, it's true     that he worshiped Nobunaga-sama. [19:12] Lis     After the Honnouji Incident, he began     writing Nobunaga-sama's biography. [19:18] Lis     And he embellished his story. [19:22] Lis     The master was a revolutionary. [19:25] Lis     Why don't I change his profile a little     to ensure that that's passed down? [19:32] Lis     A demon-like superhero, fearless in the face     of gods, people, and even fate itself. [19:39] Lis     I have a character in mind now! SIGN    Shincho Koki SIGN    Ota     Gyuichi [19:41] Lis     As a result, Nobunaga-sama earned the     title of Demon King of Sixth Heaven, [19:44] Lis     deriving pleasure from burning down     temples and massacring people. [19:49] Stink bug     Even if it's slightly different from reality, [19:51] Stink bug     if the essence is conveyed,     my job as an author is done. [19:54] Lis     That might have been acceptable     if it was a novel or a movie, [19:58] Lis     but history is a science. [20:00] Lis     You mustn't twist the truth for the     sake of emotions or other motives. [20:05] Lis     Am I mistaken? [20:06] Lis     Huh? [20:07] Lis     What's wrong? [20:09] Stink bug     The stinky gas produced by a stink bug, [20:11] Stink bug     in a closed environment,     is lethal even to the bug itself. [20:16] Stink bug     You cocky rodent! [20:19] Stink bug     Remember me! [20:20] Stink bug     I'll be reborn again, and... [20:24] Stink bug     Nobunaga-sama! [20:29] Lis     Well, it's true that I'm a rodent,     but inside, I'm Akechi Mitsuhide. [20:35] Mitsuhide     Hey, Lis, want some milk? [20:40] Mitsuhide     Milk's tasty, huh? [20:41] Lis     Yup. [20:43] Lis     I'm sure you get it by now,     but I'm misunderstood, as well. [20:47] Lis     That's right. [20:48] Lis     I'm not a traitor, and I absolutely     did not take Nobunaga-sama's life. [20:57] Ichiko     What's wrong? Do you have a cold? [20:59] Ichiko     Are you okay? [21:00] Cinnamon     Someone must be talking about me. [21:04] Cinnamon     I bet it's Boo or Lucky-dono again. [21:07] Cinnamon     I'm going to talk trash about them tomorrow. [21:10] Lis     I was framed. [21:13] Lis     Having been blamed for the     murder of Nobunaga-sama, [21:16] Lis     I refrained from explaining myself in     order to protect the honor of one man. [21:20] Lis     I fought in the Battle of Yamazaki,     lost, and was killed. [21:25] Lis     I have no regrets. [21:27] Lis     The honor of the man I admire was protected. [21:31] Lis     But it's been 438 years since then. [21:35] Lis     It's time I redeemed my own reputation. [21:39] Mitsuhide     I'm turning out the lights, Lis. [21:42] Mitsuhide     Goodnight. [21:45] Lis     The day shall come when     I explain everything. [21:49] Lis     Well, goodnight, everyone. [23:25] Whip     Yo! I'm rockin' Hisahide-sama. [23:29] Whip     Say what? [23:30] Whip     I can't be a rocker since I was     born in the Warring States era? [23:33] Whip     Give me a break. [23:34] Whip     Everyone in Japan played     rock and spoke with trills. [23:39] Whip     Ieyasu, Hideyoshi...     Everyone big rolled their r's. [23:43] Whip     Ask your history teacher     if you think I'm lying. [23:47] Whip     Rock 'n roll next episode! SIGN    Episode 7 I Want to Protect Peace on Earth... From the Dog Park With Love? [23:50] Whip     Rock is the best.