E8 - Gourmet Battle?! I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!!!

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SIGN    Azuchi Castle
[01:42] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Who do you think I am?!
[01:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Are you trying to cheap
    out on salt and sugar?
[01:55] (Flashback) Cook
    O-Of course not!
[01:57] (Flashback) Cook
    This is the best of Kyoto seasoning!
[02:01] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    It's watery!
[02:02] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    It's bland!
[02:04] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Listen up!
[02:05] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Food needs to be either sweet or savory!
[02:08] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    If you value your life, you'll use salt!
[02:10] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Throw sugar at it!
[02:11] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Understood?
[02:12] (Flashback) ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[02:14] Ichiko
    Cinnamon.
SIGN    Episode 8 Gourmet Battle?! I'm Not Compromising on This Flavor!!!
[02:16] Ichiko
    Lunch time.
[02:22] Ichiko
    Here you go.
[02:24] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[02:27] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:32] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I loved foods
    that were both sweet and salty.
[02:37] Cinnamon
    Nowadays, all I ever eat is
    lightly-flavored dog food.
[02:41] Cinnamon
    But this isn't too bad, either.
SIGN    Dog Park
[02:47] Cinnamon
    Kyoto-style or whatever it was,
    it just didn't suit my palate.
[02:51] Cinnamon
    It was quite frustrating.
[02:53] Charlie
    It's just one of those things that
    really depends on the person.
[02:56] Charlie
    It must have been so terrible for you.
[03:00] Cinnamon
    Is there something you want to say?
[03:02] Boo
    No, unlike you, Cinnamon-dono...
[03:04] Lucky
    We were...
[03:07] Lucky
    ...foodies in our past life!
[03:10] Boo
    I'd pick up a knife myself
    and make food for guests.
[03:15] Boo
    The Date clan had over
    60 dishes for New Year's.
[03:20] Boo
    Harakomeshi is awesome.
[03:21] Boo
    And don't forget about zunda mochi.
[03:24] Boo
    Oh, and frozen tofu was my idea, too.
[03:27] Boo
    I'm such a gourmet prince.
[03:30] Lucky
    Oh, yeah?
[03:32] Lucky
    First, I came up with Koshu's
    famous specialty dish, houtou.
[03:35] Lucky
    Shingen shiokara, made by
    putting diced dried squid,
[03:38] Lucky
    rice malt, and soy sauce
    in a pot, is exquisite.
[03:42] Lucky
    Oh, and I also came up with frozen tofu.
[03:46] Lucky
    I'm the gourmet emperor.
[03:48] Cinnamon
    Is it just me, or did you
    both claim frozen tofu?
[03:51] Charlie
    It's a little odd that there are
    two inventors of frozen tofu.
[03:55] Boo
    What?!
[03:58] Masamune
    Don't go stealing my signature dish!
[04:01] Shingen
    I'm not letting this slide!
[04:03] Lucky
    I was first!
[04:04] Boo
    I was first!
[04:05] Lucky
    My ass!
[04:05] Boo
    No, you!
[04:10] Ichiko
    Boo-chan and Lucky-chan get along so well.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Horiuchi Kenyuu
[04:21] Cinnamon
    Speaking of long fall nights...
[04:29] Cinnamon
    This night, the girl and I are watching
    a so-called "horror movie" on TV.
[04:41] Cinnamon
    I-It's a little scary.
[04:47] Ichiko
    Scary! Scary! Scary!
[04:49] Cinnamon
    I have no idea what's going
    on, but it's scary as hell!
[04:52] Cinnamon
    Why do we need to make ourselves scared?
[04:57] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, let's go for a
    walk to clear our minds.
[05:00] Cinnamon
    Now?
[05:01] Cinnamon
    Even though it's nighttime?
[05:06] Ichiko
    They said it's going to rain starting tomorrow.
[05:09] Ichiko
    We need to get our exercise in tonight.
[05:11] Cinnamon
    I can't argue against that.
[05:14] Cinnamon
    I don't want my farts to get
    smelly from lack of exercise.
[05:28] Ichiko
    I'm a little scared after
    watching that horror movie.
[05:33] Cinnamon
    Jeez.
[05:34] Cinnamon
    This is all because you wanted
    to watch a horror movie.
[05:37] Ichiko
    Y-You'll keep me safe, right?
[05:40] Cinnamon
    Y-Yeah.
[05:42] Cinnamon
    I'm not scared at all.
[05:55] Cinnamon
    A-A turtle?
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Nanami Hiroki
[06:00] ---
    I love you ♥
    ♥Cinnamon♥
[06:00] ---
    Hideto
[06:14] Ichiko
    Did you just hear footsteps?
[06:17] Cinnamon
    I did, indeed.
[06:23] Ichiko
    S-Someone's there.
[06:25] Ichiko
    Let's hurry, Cinnamon.
[06:26] Cinnamon
    Yeah!
[06:33] Ichiko
    Oh, no.
[06:34] Ichiko
    They're coming after us.
[06:35] Hideto
    Wait for me!
[06:39] Hideto
    Hey, good evening.
[06:41] Hideto
    It's me.
[06:42] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san.
[06:44] Hideto
    I ran out of milk, so I was going shopping.
[06:47] Hideto
    But I saw you and Cinnamon, so...
[06:50] Ichiko
    What a coincidence.
[06:52] Hideto
    Hey, Cinnamon, are you all right?
[06:55] Cinnamon
    I-I'm too scared to move.
[06:58] Hideto
    It's dangerous at night.
[07:00] Hideto
    Want to go together?
[07:01] Ichiko
    Okay.
[07:03] Cinnamon
    I think it might be even
    more dangerous with you.
[07:08] Hideto
    Yeah?
[07:09] Hideto
    Ghosts, huh?
[07:11] Ichiko
    You're not afraid of ghosts, Mitsuhide-san?
[07:18] Hideto
    Ghosts don't have an actual form.
[07:20] Hideto
    Living humans are far more terrifying.
[07:22] Cinnamon
    Th-That's so pretentious.
[07:25] Ichiko
    But they say people who leave this
    world with regrets become ghosts.
[07:30] Hideto
    There'd be ghosts everywhere, then.
[07:34] Hideto
    There've been tons of stories since long ago of
    fallen soldiers and samurai returning as ghosts.
[07:39] Hideto
    Oh, yeah, I've heard Takeda Shingen
    and Date Masamune show up.
[07:47] Cinnamon
    They're dogs!
[07:48] Cinnamon
    Dogs! Dogs!
[07:50] Cinnamon
    They're dogs now!
[07:52] Hideto
    I bet Warring States warlords
    have tons of regrets.
[07:55] Cinnamon
    We don't have time to be doing ghost stuff.
[07:58] Ichiko
    Then maybe Oda Nobunaga will show up, too...
[08:05] Hideto
    It could happen!
[08:06] Hideto
    He was defeated by Akechi Mitsuhide
    on his way to taking Japan.
[08:10] Ichiko
    So scary!
[08:11] Ichiko
    What if he's actually really close by?
[08:14] Hideto
    Don't worry.
[08:15] Hideto
    I'm by your side.
[08:18] Cinnamon
    Nobunaga is right here.
[08:24] Cinnamon
    You're a wimp, too!
[08:29] Cinnamon
    You need to cut it out, sir.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inukawa Toshio
SIGN    Inu
    Furukawa Toshio
[08:38] Boo
    Yo, Cinnamon-dono.
[08:41] Ichiko
    Ai-chan.
[08:41] Cinnamon
    If it isn't Boo-dono.
[08:44] Ichiko
    I don't see you going on walks often.
[08:47] Ai
    My mom's busy today, so I took over.
[08:52] Boo
    I wouldn't lie.
[08:54] Boo
    I swear, I was the one who
    came up with frozen tofu.
[08:57] Boo
    I came up with it before Lucky-dono did.
[09:01] Cinnamon
    You're still fixated on that?
[09:04] Cinnamon
    Who cares who was first?
[09:06] Boo
    That's not how it works.
[09:08] Boo
    Other things aside, I'm not backing
    down when it comes to gourmet foods.
[09:12] Cinnamon
    Charlie-dono was saying...
[09:16] Charlie
    Frozen tofu is also known as
    shimi tofu and Koya tofu.
[09:21] Charlie
    I looked it up,
[09:23] Charlie
    and it turns out that anyone can make
    it if you leave tofu out on a cold day.
[09:27] Charlie
    It could have come out of
    anywhere in the cold regions.
[09:32] Cinnamon
    So it's nonsense to compete over
    who came up with it first.
[09:37] Boo
    You say he looked it up, but...
[09:39] Boo
    Where would he have
    looked it up? He's a dog.
[09:43] Cinnamon
    A gourmet travel show on TV, he said.
[09:46] TV
    A treasure box of flavor!
[09:49] Boo
    No way, I'm not convinced.
[09:53] Boo
    Lucky-dono's apparently
    been going around like...
[09:56] Boo
    "Mine's the original! Boo's is a knock-off!"
[10:02] Cinnamon
    I-Is that true?
[10:04] Boo
    Oh, pardon me. I got excited,
    and now I want to pee.
[10:09] Cinnamon
    Pee? Dude...
[10:16] Lucky
    Hey!
[10:18] Lucky
    That power pole is mine!
[10:21] Lucky
    You're barred from peeing
    there from now on!
[10:25] Boo
    This power pole is mine!
[10:27] Boo
    I declared it my own private
    pole before you did!
[10:30] Lucky
    Where's the evidence that you did that?
[10:33] Boo
    You don't have evidence, either.
[10:36] Lucky
    What?!
[10:37] Boo
    I was first!
[10:38] Lucky
    I was first!
[10:39] Boo**
    Baloney!
[10:39] Lucky
    Why are you peeing on my power pole?!
[10:40] Boo
    Liars become thieves, you know!
[10:42] Lucky
    It's my pole!
[10:43] Lady
    Boo-chan and Lucky sure are good friends.
[10:47] Ichiko
    They're always so full of energy.
[10:57] Cinnamon
    Send salt to the enemy?
[11:01] N
    The phrase describes showing compassion
    to your enemy and aiding them.
SIGN    Salt
[11:06] N
    It comes from when Uesugi Kenshin sent
    salt to his enemy, Takeda Shingen.
SIGN    Send salt to the enemy
[11:12] Cinnamon
    It's a great story.
[11:14] Charlie
    It's one of those nice moments
    of the Warring States era.
[11:17] Lucky
    About that...
[11:20] Lucky
    I never actually received any salt.
[11:27] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono!
[11:28] Cinnamon
    Are you sure you should be saying
    something that changes history like that?
[11:32] Lucky
    But Cinnamon-dono, you said you
    never burned down Mount Hiei, too.
[11:38] Cinnamon
    I swear, I never did that.
[11:40] Lucky
    And I'm telling the truth, too.
[11:43] Marutarou
    Tell us what really happened.
[11:46] Lucky
    What happened was...
SIGN    Shinano
SIGN    Takeda
SIGN    Kai
SIGN    Imagawa
SIGN    Tohtoumi
SIGN    Sagami
SIGN    Houjou
[11:48] Lucky
    When I bailed on my alliance
    with Imagawa of Suruga
[11:53] Lucky
    and tried to set out to the East Sea...
[11:56] Cinnamon
    Jeez...
[11:57] Lucky
    Imagawa got upset and partnered
    with Houjou of Sagami.
SIGN    Imagawa Ujizane
SIGN    Houjou Ujiyasu
[12:03] (Flashback) Imagawa
    Let's take Takeda down a
    notch for being such an ass.
[12:06] (Flashback) Houjou
    Okay.
[12:07] Marutarou
    Imagawa-san? That dawg?
[12:11] Lucky
    That's right.
[12:12] Lucky
    He's a goofy player of a dog now,
SIGN    Dawg
[12:14] Lucky
    but he was a member of the powerful,
    intellectual Imagawa Yoshimoto's family.
SIGN    Best Archer
    of the Seas
[12:20] Lucky
    Imagawa Ujizane was Gilbert-dono's
    son in his past life.
[12:25] Lucky
    The two of them were such, such snakes.
[12:29] Cinnamon
    Are you in any position to say that?
[12:31] Lucky
    That coward cut off my salt!
[12:35] Marutarou
    Right, Takeda's territory
    was in Kai and Shinano.
[12:40] Charlie
    You can't get salt unless
    you're connected to the seas.
[12:44] Lucky
    I mean, who does that, right?
[12:48] Marutarou
    But you were the one who backed
    out of the alliance, right?
[12:53] Lucky
    Betrayal is part of life
    in the Warring States era.
[12:56] Lucky
    If our circumstances were reversed,
    Imagawa would have invaded Kai.
[13:01] Cinnamon
    The Warring States was a hard-boiled era.
[13:05] Lucky
    I know.
[13:06] Charlie
    So, what happened then?
[13:09] Julian
    I happened.
[13:11] Marutarou
    Julian-san.
[13:14] Julian
    I just got here.
[13:17] Julian
    Actually...
[13:19] Julian
    Regarding the salt stoppage...
[13:22] Julian
    Though Takeda was my enemy, I couldn't
    stand idly by as the people suffered.
[13:29] Julian
    So what I did was...
[13:32] Cinnamon
    What you did was...
[13:36] Julian
    I did nothing.
[13:40] Lucky
    That's the thing!
[13:42] Lucky
    Never mind sending salt,
    this man did nothing!
[13:47] Lucky
    Uesugi and I were already trading salt!
[13:52] Julian
    That's right.
[13:53] Julian
    So, when Imagawa and Houjou
    invited me to cut their salt...
SIGN    Let's cut their salt supply
[14:07] Julian
    I ignored the invitation and
    continued trading salt.
[14:12] Marutarou
    Of course.
[14:14] Marutarou
    You would have taken a huge hit
    if you stopped trading, too.
[14:17] Lucky
    That's the kind of man Uesugi Kenshin was!
[14:20] Lucky
    He was an opportunist!
[14:21] Julian
    Why are you mad?!
[14:23] Julian
    I didn't participate in stopping your salt!
[14:26] Lucky
    Shut up!
[14:27] Lucky
    I hate that history has
    glorified you so much!
[14:29] Lucky
    You closet pervert virgin!
[14:31] Cinnamon
    C-Closet pervert virgin?
[14:33] Julian
    I-I'm neither closeted, perverted, nor a virgin.
[14:37] Julian
    I just lost my...
[14:40] Julian
    I-I mean, if I'm being honest...
[14:44] Julian
    I did think it'd be cool if Imagawa,
    Houjou, and Takeda all went down.
[14:50] Julian
    Then I wouldn't have had to fight
    in the battle of Kawanakajima.
[14:54] Julian
    It would have been so much easier.
[14:56] Lucky
    Wasn't the Battle of Kawanakajima
    your, uh, "lifework"?
[15:02] Julian
    It was a pain in the ass.
[15:04] Lucky
    B-But...
[15:06] Lucky
    I was honored to fight such a formidable,
[15:10] Lucky
    worthy opponent in the
    Battle of Kawanakajima.
[15:15] Julian
    Of course not.
[15:16] Julian
    Why would I think that?
[15:18] Julian
    War is exhausting.
[15:21] Marutarou
    Julian-san's making him salty!
[15:25] Cinnamon
    Lucky-dono's half melted down.
[15:29] Marutarou
    He's like a slug.
[15:31] Julian
    It's the truth, though.
    There's nothing I can do about it.
[15:34] Charlie
    He didn't send salt to the enemy.
    He just rubbed it in his wounds.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuta Tesshou
SIGN    Genda Tesshou
[15:49] Ichiko
    There we go.
[15:54] Ichiko
    Okay, Cinnamon, wait here.
[15:56] Ichiko
    I'm going to the snack shop.
[15:58] Ichiko
    I'll be right back.
[15:59] Cinnamon
    Okay.
[16:03] Lucky's mom
    Look, it's Boo-chan.
[16:05] Boo's mom
    Well, hello.
[16:07] Lucky's mom
    Good evening.
[16:22] Suit
    Man, this sucks.
[16:24] Cinnamon
    Wh-What's going on?
[16:25] Suit
    My boss yelled at me,
    and I ran away from work.
[16:30] Suit
    Senpai was furious, too.
[16:32] Cinnamon
    Wait, who even are you?
[16:34] Suit
    What do I do? I can't go back.
[16:38] Cinnamon
    I-Is he talking to me?
[16:42] Cinnamon
    I guess he might be talking to himself.
[16:45] Suit
    Yo, are you listening to me, dog?
[16:48] Cinnamon
    Wait, he is talking to me!
[16:52] Suit
    Damn it...
[16:53] Suit
    What's wrong with using my
    phone in the washroom for a bit?
[17:02] Suit
    Putting the clock on bathroom
    breaks is so unfair.
[17:06] Suit
    Don't you have any trust in your workers?
[17:09] Suit
    Seriously, I just got hired, too.
[17:13] Suit
    They tell me I act like a student,
    but what can you expect?
[17:17] Suit
    I literally was a student until
    just a little while ago.
[17:21] Suit
    It's not my fault!
[17:23] Cinnamon
    Why is he shrugging off
    his own shortcomings?
[17:26] Cinnamon
    He seems incredibly stupid.
[17:28] Cinnamon
    I'm not going to pay him any attention.
[17:33] Suit
    Hey, dog...
[17:34] Suit
    I told you to listen to me.
[17:37] Cinnamon
    How dare you?!
[17:39] Suit
    What?
[17:40] Suit
    C-Calm down!
[17:41] Cinnamon
    You're stupid beyond help!
[17:44] Cinnamon
    In my past life, I would have
    taken your head immediately!
[17:53] Suit
    Uh, yes...
[17:55] Suit
    I'm sorry!
[17:58] Suit
    Yes!
[17:59] Suit
    Yes!
[18:01] Suit
    I'm sorry! Okay! Goodbye!
SIGN    Senpai
[18:07] Suit
    He said he's not mad, so come back.
[18:09] Cinnamon
    What are you, a kid?!
[18:11] Suit
    Still, though...
[18:12] Suit
    My boss and senpai ask way too much of me.
[18:16] Suit
    And they left me to convey
    the message to our partner.
[18:19] Suit
    It's way too much.
[18:20] Cinnamon
    What the heck?
[18:22] Cinnamon
    Is this kid still not done talking?
[18:24] Suit
    Working sure is hard.
[18:28] Suit
    Look at them playing.
[18:30] Suit
    It looks so fun.
[18:32] Cinnamon
    They're fighting, actually.
[18:34] Suit
    You dogs have nothing to worry about.
[18:37] Suit
    I wish I could be reborn as a dog.
[18:40] Cinnamon
    You don't want to say that!
[18:42] (Flashback) Nobunaga
    Perhaps I'll become a
    lowly dog in my next life.
[18:46] Cinnamon
    You're raising the chances you'll
    become a dog in your next life.
[18:49] Suit
    Later.
[18:52] Suit
    Well, that guy's not my problem.
[18:56] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, I'm back.
[18:58] Ichiko
    I bought tons of snacks.
[19:00] Cinnamon
    Yay! Snacks!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
[19:15] Cinnamon
    This looks nasty.
[19:17] Cinnamon
    What is it now?
[19:19] Cinnamon
    What's wrong?
[19:20] Charlie
    Cinnamon-dono.
[19:21] Charlie
    They're arguing again.
[19:24] Boo
    I'm not backing down!
[19:25] Lucky
    Neither am I!
[19:33] Boo
    Date-maki!
[19:36] Lucky
    Shingen mochi!
[19:39] Lucky
    Which one's better?
[19:41] Boo
    Mine!
[19:42] Lucky
    Ours is better!
[19:46] A
    They never get tired, do they?
[19:49] B
    No kidding.
SIGN    Dog Park
[19:55] Charlie
    So, you two...
[19:57] Charlie
    Have you both tried the other's?
[20:00] Boo
    I haven't.
[20:02] Cinnamon
    It's not good to make claims
    based on your imagination.
[20:05] Charlie
    Cinnamon-dono is absolutely right.
[20:07] Boo
    Imagination?
[20:09] Boo
    But Date-maki is on TV all the time.
[20:12] Lucky
    So is Shingen mochi!
[20:14] Boo
    A lot of girls say Date-maki is
    their favorite New Year's dish.
[20:19] Cinnamon
    Come to think of it, my master
    said something like that, too.
[20:23] (Flashback) Ichiko
    It's so good!
[20:25] Lucky
    Shingen mochi is a popular
    gift between our masters!
[20:29] Cinnamon
    My master's been scarfing them down, too.
[20:33] (Flashback) Ichiko
    Yum.
[20:34] Boo
    Speaking of Date-maki...
[20:36] Boo
    They're yellow, fluffy rolls.
[20:40] Boo
    They have plenty of egg in them.
[20:43] Boo
    Probably.
[20:45] Cinnamon
    Probably?
[20:46] Boo
    And it's even got my name on it!
[20:49] Boo
    It's awesome!
[20:50] Lucky
    Shingen mochi are soft rice cakes
    with tasty roasted soybean flour.
[20:56] Lucky
    With plenty of black sugar syrup,
    they have an exquisite sweetness.
[21:00] Lucky
    Probably.
[21:01] Cinnamon
    "Probably" again?
[21:03] Lucky
    And it even has my name on it.
[21:05] Lucky
    It's excellent!
[21:07] Charlie
    So you're just fussing about the fact
    that they have your names on them.
[21:13] Lucky
    Nah, that's not quite it.
[21:16] Lucky
    His is a Date-maki,
    but it isn't a Masamune-maki.
[21:21] Lucky
    So even if it was made by your descendants,
    it would still be a Date-maki.
[21:26] Lucky
    Meanwhile, Shingen mochi
    is definitely named after me.
[21:33] Boo
    The leftover soybean flour when you
    eat Shingen mochi makes you choke!
[21:38] Lucky
    Shush!
[21:39] Lucky
    No one ever eats Date-maki
    except on New Year's!
[21:42] ---
    What?! You can eat it at other
    times! Don't you watch TV?!
[21:43] ---
    What? You jealous of the Shingen
    mochi that has my name on it?
[21:48] Ichiko
    Boo-chan and Lucky-chan really
    do get along so well.
[23:24] Lucky
    Yes!
[23:26] Lucky
    It's been determined that I came up with
    frozen tofu before you did, Boo-dono!
[23:30] Boo
    I-Impossible!
[23:31] Lucky
    You were only six when I died.
[23:33] Lucky
    You can't tell me you invented
    it when you were six!
[23:38] Boo
    I don't care about such things!
[23:40] Boo
    You're such a small man.
[23:41] Lucky
    I don't care.
[23:43] Lucky
    I don't care if I'm small,
    if I get to win against you.
[23:46] Boo
    You piss me off.
[23:48] Lucky
    I don't care!
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[23:49] Boo
    You seriously piss me off!
[23:50] ---
    Everyone better watch next week, though.