E10 - Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!

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SIGN    Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!!
[01:38] Person 1
    So cute!
[01:40] Person 2
    I know!
[01:41] Cinnamon
    Am I?
[01:42] Boo
    Nah.
[01:44] Boo
    Those girls were talking to me.
[01:47] Cinnamon
    No way.
[01:48] Cinnamon
    They were definitely looking at me.
[01:50] Boo
    You have an inflated ego.
[01:52] Cinnamon
    You're the last person I
    want to hear that from.
[01:55] Cinnamon
    I am Oda Nobunaga.
[01:57] Cinnamon
    By some twist of fate, I was
    reborn in modern times as a dog.
[02:01] Cinnamon
    And this here is Date Masamune,
    reincarnated as a dog named Boo.
[02:07] Cinnamon
    Today, we're all out shopping together.
[02:09] Tomo
    Hardware stores these days, though...
[02:16] Tomo
    I never knew you could bring pets in.
[02:18] Ai
    They only let you bring in small
    dogs that fit in your cart.
[02:22] Ai
    Looks like they don't let
    you bring in large dogs.
[02:28] Julian
    I'm waiting here by myself...
[02:29] Julian
    It makes me anxious.
[02:31] Julian
    What do you expect me
    to do if I have to pee?
[02:36] ---
    Pet Cart
[02:36] Boo
    Don't you think these girls
    are buying too much?
[02:39] Cinnamon
    There isn't enough space for us.
[02:41] Tomo
    Okay, next...
[02:44] Tomo
    We need to go to the DIY section.
[02:46] Tomo
    Where's that?
SIGN    Let's start
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[02:49] Tomo
    Jeez, this place is too huge. I can't find it.
[02:53] Tomo
    What do we do?
[02:54] Ichiko
    It's crowded, too.
[02:58] Honganji
    Better watch where you're going.
[03:00] Ichiko
    Honganji-san.
[03:02] Honganji
    Long time.
[03:03] Ichiko
    Since Seira-san's here, does that mean...
[03:07] Cinnamon
    I-It can't be...
[03:09] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon!
[03:12] Cinnamon
    I knew it!
[03:16] Ichiko
    Mitsuhide-san.
[03:17] Cinnamon
    Mitsuhide!
[03:18] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon!
[03:22] Mitsuhide
    I love you!
[03:27] Honganji
    Calm down.
[03:28] Honganji
    You're going to annoy
    the other customers.
[03:31] Mitsuhide
    Cinnamon...
[03:32] Cinnamon
    I'm saved.
[03:34] Ai
    Are you out shopping?
[03:35] Honganji
    Yeah.
[03:36] Honganji
    I wanted to stock up on this.
SIGN    Ohta Milk
SIGN    Squirrels
[03:38] Ai
    You're buying milk in bulk?
[03:40] Mitsuhide
    It was really cheap.
[03:42] Mitsuhide
    Come hang out, Cinnamon. I'll give you milk.
[03:46] Cinnamon
    I'll drink the milk, but I can do without you.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
[03:54] Ichiko
    Oh, no... I lost the others.
[03:57] Cinnamon
    Sheesh, girl.
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[04:09] Cinnamon
    This is all because you were
    glued to the snack sale.
[04:13] Ichiko
    Anyway, we have to find the others.
[04:16] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[04:23] Ichiko
    There's even a salon for pets.
[04:29] Lucky
    Yo, Cinnamon-dono!
[04:31] Cinnamon
    Who's there?
[04:32] Lucky
    It's me! Me!
[04:34] Cinnamon
    Oh, it's you, Lucky-dono.
[04:39] Cinnamon
    You've had quite the overhaul.
[04:43] Lucky
    I sure have.
[04:45] Lucky
    I'm like a lion today.
[04:48] Lucky
    Just like how I looked in my previous life.
[04:53] Cinnamon
    A lion, you say?
[04:56] Cinnamon
    Even though you're so small?
[04:58] Lucky
    A lion is still a lion, even if it's small!
[05:01] Ichiko
    You're so cute, Lucky-chan!
[05:03] Lucky
    I am, aren't I?
[05:08] Lucky
    Panties!
[05:11] Cinnamon
    Yo.
[05:12] Cinnamon
    I told you not to do that
    with people we know.
[05:15] Lucky
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Inuue
    Kazuhiko
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Whoof!
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
[05:20] Lucky's mom
    I just had them hack it all off.
[05:22] Lucky's mom
    They don't charge much, and the trimmers
    here are known for their skill.
[05:26] Ichiko
    Maybe I'll get Cinnamon a makeover, too.
[05:31] Cinnamon
    I'd rather not.
[05:33] Cinnamon
    I hate baths and haircuts.
[05:35] Cinnamon
    Also, bonfires.
[05:37] Cinnamon
    Also, I don't like Mitsuhide, either.
[05:40] Lucky
    It seems you don't know anything.
[05:44] Lucky
    Look over there.
[05:46] Lucky
    That there is a hairdresser
    known as a "trimmer."
[05:49] Cinnamon
    She's quite pretty, isn't she?
[05:52] Lucky
    And that's not all.
[05:54] Lucky
    Don't tell anyone else,
    but that girl has igbay oobsbay.
[05:59] Cinnamon
    I-Igbay oobsbay?
[06:01] Cinnamon
    What's that?
[06:03] Cinnamon
    A spell or something?
[06:04] Lucky
    What? You really don't know what that means?
[06:07] Lucky
    I'll tell you, then.
[06:10] Lucky
    "Igbay oobsbay" means...
[06:13] Lucky
    She's got large breasts.
[06:16] Lucky
    Huge rack!
[06:20] Cinnamon
    Igbay oobsbay!
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Inuue Kazuhiko
SIGN    Kuroda
[06:24] Julian
    Waiting all by myself...
[06:26] Julian
    I'm so worried.
[06:27] Julian
    I keep wondering...
[06:28] Julian
    Have I been abandoned?
[06:31] Julian
    Will I ever see my owners again?
[06:33] Julian
    My mind thinks ceaselessly
    about such things!
[06:41] Julian
    That idiotic laughter...
[06:43] Julian
    Marutarou-dono!
[06:47] Marutarou's mom
    Hey, Julian-chan.
[06:50] Marutarou's mom
    Look, Maru-chan, it's your friend, Julian-chan.
[06:53] Julian
    Are you all right? What's wrong?
[06:57] Marutarou
    I'm feeling a little sick.
[07:00] Julian
    Really, are you all right?
[07:03] Marutarou
    I'm just tired from greeting people.
[07:07] Julian
    Tired from greeting people?
[07:10] Marutarou
    People to the right, people to the left...
[07:13] Marutarou
    I couldn't contain myself.
[07:17] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou!
[07:19] Marutarou
    Nice to meet you!
[07:21] Marutarou
    I'm Marutarou!
[07:22] Marutarou
    The name's Marutarou!
[07:24] Marutarou
    After doing that for a whole hour,
    I started getting dizzy.
[07:36] Marutarou's mom
    A-Are you all right?!
[07:37] Marutarou's mom
    Maru-chan! Maru-chan!
[07:41] Marutarou
    I got lightheaded, I guess.
[07:45] Julian
    Did you really need to risk
    your life just to be cute?
[07:51] Marutarou
    But everyone came just to see me, right?
[07:55] Julian
    J-Just to see you?
[07:58] Marutarou
    It would be rude not to.
[08:02] Marutarou's mom
    Okay, let's go home, Maru-chan.
[08:06] Marutarou
    Well then, Julian-san,
    see you at the dog park.
[08:09] Marutarou's mom
    Bye-bye, Julian-chan.
[08:15] Julian
    I wonder about him, in more ways than one.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Kumada Akane
[08:20] Lucky
    That must be what they're talking
    about when they say "heaven."
[08:25] Lucky
    That's just how blissful that moment was.
[08:33] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Hello, Lucky-chan.
[08:36] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Let's get started.
[08:38] (Flashback) Trimmer
    We're going to clean you all up.
[08:42] Lucky
    Yes! The pom-poms!
[08:46] Lucky
    The big-breasted trimmer
    was just so fantastic.
[08:49] Lucky
    And before I knew it, I looked awesome.
[08:52] Cinnamon
    What? That sounds like paradise.
[08:54] Cinnamon
    I'm going, too!
[08:55] Cinnamon
    I'm going to the salon!
[08:57] Cinnamon
    I want the pom-poms!
[08:58] Lucky's mom
    Shiba-chans are short-haired dogs, though.
[09:01] Lucky's mom
    A cut might not change his look too much.
[09:04] Ichiko
    Now that you mention it...
[09:07] Cinnamon
    What?!
[09:10] Cinnamon
    It's not happening?
[09:11] Lucky
    Too bad for you.
[09:13] Lucky
    The pom-poms were so fun.
[09:15] Cinnamon
    Disappointed, indeed.
[09:17] Charlie
    Is a makeover really such a good thing?
[09:22] Lucky
    Charlie-dono.
[09:24] Lucky
    You're here, too.
[09:25] Charlie
    Long time no see.
[09:34] Cinnamon
    What is that? A bikini?
[09:37] Lucky
    It's a bikini!
[09:38] Lucky
    A puffy bikini!
[09:42] Cinnamon
    Is that what they call "sexy"?
[09:43] Lucky
    Who do you think you're going to seduce?
[09:46] Charlie
    You both make quite the mockery of me!
[09:49] Lucky
    I apologize.
[09:50] Cinnamon
    S-Sorry, indeed.
[10:01] Charlie
    It's not as though I chose this.
[10:05] Ichiko
    Charlie-chan, you're adorable.
[10:07] Lucky's mom
    He's fabulous.
[10:09] Charlie's mom
    Isn't he?
[10:10] Charlie's mom
    I had it done here yesterday.
[10:12] Lucky
    So you must have enjoyed the
    large-breasted trimmer's pom-poms.
[10:18] Cinnamon
    Did you?
[10:21] Lucky
    Wasn't it great? Wasn't it heavenly?
[10:24] Cinnamon
    Paradise? It was paradise, right?
[10:27] Charlie
    It was not!
[10:29] Charlie
    My trimmer was not a large-breasted beauty.
[10:36] (Flashback) Trimmer
    Hello, Charlie-chan.
[10:40] (Flashback) Chief
    Hi, Charlie-chan.
[10:43] (Flashback) Trimmer
    He's all yours, chief.
[10:46] (Flashback) Chief
    Okay!
[10:47] (Flashback) Chief
    I'll give you a cute and
    pretty style, Charlie-chan.
[10:53] (Flashback) Chief
    Ready?
[10:59] Charlie
    The bearded face belonged
    to a buff, hairy man.
[11:05] Charlie
    We dogs have no right to choose.
[11:08] Charlie
    Even our appearances are decided by
    the whims of our owners' sensibilities.
[11:13] Charlie
    Well, my owner did this for me
    believing it was in my best interest.
[11:18] Charlie
    I certainly hold nothing against her,
[11:21] Charlie
    but I wish she would have
    considered how the dog feels.
[11:25] Lucky
    I mean, setting aside the
    substance of what you're saying,
[11:28] Lucky
    when it comes from a dude in a bikini...
[11:31] Lucky
    It's not very convincing.
[11:33] Cinnamon
    Indeed.
[11:36] Charlie
    This displeases me!
[11:38] Charlie
    I shall leave for the day.
[11:41] Charlie
    Goodbye!
[11:43] Cinnamon
    He's angry.
[11:46] Lucky
    Was that bad?
[11:48] Lucky
    Cinnamon-dono, it seems we laughed
    at him a little too much.
[11:52] Cinnamon
    But...
SIGN    Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei
[11:55] Cinnamon
    How are you supposed to not laugh?
[11:57] Lucky
    Yeah, you're right.
[11:59] Lucky
    Who wouldn't laugh?
[12:09] Lucky
    I-I'm sorry.
[12:12] Ichiko
    Thanks for having us over.
[12:19] Ichiko
    I've never been to your place before,
    but your room's so pretty, Ai-chan.
[12:23] Tomo
    The furniture is all so cute.
[12:27] Ai
    Thanks.
[12:28] Ai
    My mom chose most of it.
[12:30] Tomo
    Where is it, though?
[12:33] Ai
    Where's what?
[12:34] Tomo
    Well, you're in love with
    Date Masamune, aren't you?
[12:36] (Flashback) Ai
    So pure! So pure!
[12:39] Cinnamon
    Oh, good point.
[12:41] Cinnamon
    I don't see any merchandise
    or posters or anything.
[12:47] Ai
    Making a space in which normies won't
    out your otakuness is part of the fun.
[12:53] Tomo
    Out your otakuness?
[12:54] Ichiko
    Part of the fun?
[12:58] Boo
    This room's insane.
[12:59] Boo
    It's like a ninja room.
[13:01] Cinnamon
    Ninja room, you say?
[13:03] Boo
    First, see that board over there?
[13:06] Boo
    At first glance, you just see my photos.
[13:10] Boo
    But flip it over, and it's Date Masamune.
[13:13] Boo
    It's me on both sides.
[13:17] Tomo
    Wow.
[13:19] Ichiko
    You put so much work into it.
[13:21] Boo
    There's a lot more.
[13:23] Boo
    Those drawers there...
[13:25] Boo
    They're filled with merch.
[13:27] Tomo
    Wow, all of them?
[13:29] Ai
    No way.
[13:30] Ai
    That's not all of them.
[13:33] Ai
    There's this one... and this one, too!
[13:41] Boo
    It's designed to become a shrine
    when you open all of them.
[13:45] Cinnamon
    Holy crap!
[13:47] Cinnamon
    The closet Christians
    would have been jealous.
[13:49] Boo
    Right?
[13:50] Tomo
    Which must also mean...
[13:54] Tomo
    I got it!
[13:58] Tomo
    This body pillow!
[14:00] Tomo
    Date Masamune is on the other side.
[14:04] Tomo
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    How naïve.
[14:10] Ai
    I hid my lord...
[14:12] Ai
    on the inside of my blanket!
[14:15] Tomo
    Th-That's so bold!
[14:18] Ai
    I'm embraced by my lord every night.
[14:20] Ai
    Pure! So pure!
[14:22] Boo
    She's hopeless.
[14:25] Boo
    She has no idea how happy she is.
[14:29] Boo
    She's in love with me,
    and I'm actually right here.
[14:33] Cinnamon
    It's kind of like a sketchy cult.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Suzumura Kenichi
[14:45] Ichiko
    Look what I bought!
[14:47] Ichiko
    A cute one-piece dress!
[14:48] Ichiko
    It'll look so good in the summer sun.
[14:51] Cinnamon
    It's not going to be summer
    for quite a while.
[14:54] Cinnamon
    Don't you think you're getting
    ahead of yourself a bit?
[14:56] Ichiko
    This summer is going to be do-or-die.
[14:59] Cinnamon
    Do-or-die, you say?
[15:02] Cinnamon
    A battle?
[15:04] Ichiko
    I think I can be stronger wearing this.
[15:32] Cinnamon
    Stronger? By wearing those clothes?
[15:35] Ichiko
    Would you mind seeing how
    it looks on me right now?
[15:38] Cinnamon
    Uh, sure.
[15:43] Ichiko
    Ta-da!
[15:45] Ichiko
    What do you think?
[15:47] Ichiko
    Ta-da!
[15:50] Ichiko
    I remember seeing that garment
    tied behind the neck.
[15:54] Ichiko
    It brings back memories!
[15:56] Cinnamon
    Are you complimenting me?
[15:57] Ichiko
    The thing tied behind your neck
    reminds me of that thing.
[16:03] Ichiko
    That thing...
SIGN    That thing during battle...
[16:06] Boo
    What thing?
[16:07] Cinnamon
    Don't act like you don't know!
SIGN    Dog Park
[16:09] Cinnamon
    I'm obviously talking about the loincloth!
[16:13] Boo
    Loincloth?
[16:16] (Flashback) Oda
    Forward!
[16:20] (Flashback) Oda
    Wait, one second...
[16:21] (Flashback) Oda
    I have to pee.
[16:24] Cinnamon
    When you gotta go, you gotta go,
    whether it's to pee or poo.
[16:28] Cinnamon
    Nature calls, even on the battlefield.
[16:35] (Flashback) Oda
    Ouch!
[16:37] Cinnamon
    It's just too dangerous.
[16:41] Cinnamon
    We Warring States warlords thought
    day and night about whether
[16:45] Cinnamon
    there was a way to do our business
    without taking off our armor.
[16:50] Cinnamon
    And...
[16:54] Cinnamon
    We made two great discoveries!
[16:58] Cinnamon
    First, the loincloth.
[17:00] Cinnamon
    You wear it like this,
    and like this, and this.
[17:06] Cinnamon
    Men look best in a loincloth!
[17:09] Cinnamon
    Loosen the string behind your
    neck, and you can pee easily.
[17:12] Cinnamon
    Just like that.
[17:14] Cinnamon
    Once you're done, tie it
    back up, and you're all set.
[17:18] Cinnamon
    Furthermore,
[17:21] Cinnamon
    we didn't sew the hakama shut.
[17:25] Cinnamon
    With the frills layered thick, you don't
    have to worry about exposing your junk.
[17:29] Cinnamon
    Pull at the frills, and you
    can get to the loincloth.
[17:33] Cinnamon
    See? It makes perfect sense.
[17:35] Lucky
    So?
[17:37] Lucky
    I mean, what's your point?
[17:39] Julian
    Ichiko-dono's dress and the
    loincloths we wore during battle...
[17:43] Julian
    What does one have to do with the other?
[17:47] Cinnamon
    That part you tie behind the neck.
[17:51] Cinnamon
    It's the same for both the
    dress and the loincloth.
[17:55] Boo
    It just looks the same.
[17:56] Cinnamon
    No, what I'm trying to tell the girl is...
[18:01] Cinnamon
    Even though it's Mitsuhide
    we're talking about,
[18:03] Cinnamon
    she mustn't do her business in
    front of him during a date.
[18:09] Boo
    She wouldn't do that!
[18:11] Cinnamon
    Yeah, good point.
SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga
SIGN    Illustration: Sugita Naoji
[18:18] Guy 1
    Hey, by the way, I heard they have
    a petting event over there.
[18:22] Guy 2
    Really?
[18:23] Guy 2
    Let's go!
[18:24] Guy 1
    Okay.
[18:26] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, want to go?
[18:28] Cinnamon
    Yeah.
[18:30] Ichiko
    A petting event, huh?
[18:33] Ichiko
    I wonder what they're petting.
[18:36] Cinnamon
    We're going when we don't even know?!
[18:38] Cinnamon
    I don't want to go if
    it's any weird petting!
[18:40] Cinnamon
    Like this...
[18:44] Cinnamon
    Petting with hairy old men.
[18:47] Cinnamon
    Or petting with fighting
    dogs or military dogs.
[18:57] Cinnamon
    So this is a ranch where
    one can pet small animals.
SIGN    Traveling
    Petting Zoo
[19:02] Cinnamon
    I would have preferred
    long-haired ladies instead.
[19:07] Ichiko
    They're so cute.
[19:09] Zoo
    Would you like to hold one?
[19:12] Ichiko
    I can?
[19:13] Zoo
    Sure.
[19:15] Ichiko
    It's so fluffy and cute.
[19:18] Cinnamon
    My butt's fluffy, too.
[19:22] Cinnamon
    See?
[19:23] Cinnamon
    Fluffy, fluffy...
[19:25] Ichiko
    You're so warm.
[19:30] Cinnamon
    I don't know what's so fun about this.
[19:34] Cinnamon
    Oh, a horse!
[19:36] Kid
    Dad, is this a baby horse?
[19:39] Dad
    It's a pony.
[19:40] Dad
    It's a small type of horse.
[19:44] Cinnamon
    Pony?
[19:45] Cinnamon
    A small type of horse?
[19:47] Cinnamon
    Wait...
[19:48] Cinnamon
    Aren't most horses about this size?
SIGN    Kiso
    Horse
SIGN    Foot
    soldier
[19:52] Cinnamon
    They were something like
    this back in my day.
[19:55] Cinnamon
    People were smaller back then,
    so they were just right.
[20:01] Cinnamon
    Most flat land in Japan is
    made into rice paddies.
[20:06] Cinnamon
    Armies were transported and wars were
    fought along mountain paths and moors.
[20:12] Cinnamon
    Those slick modern horses
    simply would not do.
[20:17] Cinnamon
    Old Man Takeda's territories of Kai and
    Shidano were especially mountainous.
[20:21] Cinnamon
    Stouter horses were better on
    those hilly, treacherous roads.
[20:26] Cinnamon
    Mountain paths are where
    the Takeda cavalry shines!
[20:29] Cinnamon
    Although, when you love horses as
    much as I do, things are different.
[20:35] Cinnamon
    I had over a hundred horses, including some
    famous large ones from the northeast.
[20:41] Cinnamon
    This takes me back!
[20:44] Cinnamon
    The horse appraisal at the
    Old Imperial Palace...
[20:46] Cinnamon
    In today's terms, you might
    call it a military parade.
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[20:51] Cinnamon
    They were spectacular, indeed.
[20:54] Cinnamon
    If I remember correctly, that was in 1581.
[20:57] Cinnamon
    What?! That's the year before Honnouji!
[21:00] Cinnamon
    I didn't want to remind myself of that!
[21:05] Ichiko
    Hey, Cinnamon, there are alpacas over there!
[21:09] Ichiko
    Do you want to go see them?
[21:10] Cinnamon
    Girl, you're only asking
    because you want to go.
[21:15] Ichiko
    They're so fluffy and cute.
[21:17] Cinnamon
    Again, my butt is fluffy, too!
[21:27] Cinnamon
    Your neck's too long.
[21:29] Cinnamon
    You okay?
[21:30] Cinnamon
    Are you a modern horse?
[21:31] Ichiko
    Huh, apparently, alpacas are
    related to camels, not horses.
[21:37] Cinnamon
    Staring at it makes me nervous.
[21:43] Ichiko
    This says when it's in a bad mood,
    it spits smelly stuff at you.
[21:47] Ichiko
    Cinnamon, are you okay?
[21:49] Cinnamon
    Ugh, it stinks!
[21:50] Cinnamon
    S-Some petting zoo this is!
[23:24] Charlie
    I'm Kuroda "Charlie" Kanbei.
[23:27] Charlie
    When I inquired about my lack of appearances,
[23:30] Charlie
    I was told that it's hard to make
    use of my intelligent image.
[23:34] Charlie
    Left with no choice, I swallowed my pride
    and made an appearance in a bikini.
[23:40] Charlie
    Yes, yes.
[23:40] Charlie
    Sure, I'll do anything.
[23:43] Charlie
    I have no reservations.
[23:45] Charlie
    I want to be on TV, too, you know!
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[23:49] Charlie
    Anyway, that's that.
[23:50] Charlie
    I'd be grateful if you'd watch
    us in the next episode, too.