E9 - Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪ General Frost of the Warring States Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 9: Warm Up in a Kotatsu♪     General Frost of the Warring States [01:39] Cinnamon     I am Oda Nobunaga. [01:39] ---     Cinnamon [01:42] Cinnamon     By some twist of fate, I was     reborn in modern times as a dog. [01:47] Cinnamon     They say dogs are resilient to cold. [01:54] Cinnamon     I thought so myself, too. [01:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Dogs are full of life, even in the cold. [02:01] Cinnamon     True, we're covered in fur, so we     might be better off than humans. [02:06] Cinnamon     But there's something I realized for     the first time, having become a dog. [02:11] Cinnamon     It's that... [02:13] Cinnamon     I-It's cold! [02:15] Cinnamon     Let me in! [02:17] Ichiko     That was quick, Cinnamon. [02:19] Ichiko     You've only been out for five minutes. [02:21] Cinnamon     I-I'm naked! [02:24] Cinnamon     Those five minutes could cost me my life! [02:31] Cinnamon     It's so warm. [02:33] Cinnamon     Heaters for the win. [02:36] Cinnamon     Modern humans have made     three grand inventions: [02:39] Cinnamon     the air conditioner,     the heater, and the kotatsu. [02:43] Cinnamon     If these had existed back in my day... [02:56] Niwa     It's so warm. SIGN    Niwa     Nagahide [02:58] N     This old dude is the Oda family's     chief retainer, Niwa Nagahide-san. [03:03] Shibata     My lord... SIGN    Shibata     Katsuie [03:04] N     This here is Shibata Katsuie,     top general of the Oda family. [03:08] Shibata     What shall we do about the coming battle? [03:11] Nobunaga     Eh, I dunno. [03:14] Nobunaga     Call it off? [03:16] Shibata     That's surely not a good idea. [03:18] Shibata     So what shall we do? [03:21] Nobunaga     Let's just play it by ear. [03:23] Niwa     I don't want to go outside. [03:26] Nobunaga     Man... [03:29] Cinnamon     You could totally see it happening. [03:33] Cinnamon     These three grand inventions are also     instruments of a person's destruction. [03:41] Cinnamon     Battles in the Warring States winters     were rough in all kinds of ways. [03:45] (Flashback) Person     Nobunaga-sama! [03:47] (Flashback) Person     It's cold! [03:48] (Flashback) Person     Cold as hell! [03:49] (Flashback) Person 2     We're going to freeze to death     before we fight the enemy! [03:52] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Just a second. [03:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga     What you need... SIGN    Sake [03:57] (Flashback) Nobunaga     is this! [03:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Drink some sake! [04:03] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Drink up! [04:04] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Drink to your heart's content! [04:06] (Flashback) Person 3     This warms me up! [04:07] (Flashback) Person 4     It's so rejuvenating. [04:09] Cinnamon     All we could do was warm up with some sake. [04:13] Cinnamon     Sometimes, you couldn't even tell if     we were at war or at a drinking party. [04:19] (Flashback) Person 1     My lord! Nobunaga-sama! [04:22] (Flashback) Person 1     I'm starting to feel a lot better. [04:27] (Flashback) Person 2     Bring on the arrows and rifles! [04:31] Nobunaga     All right! [04:32] Nobunaga     Now, let us charge to battle! [04:39] Cinnamon     At times, the sake would     take us straight to victory. [04:43] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Oh, crap. [04:45] Cinnamon     At times, we'd freeze to death on the spot. [04:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Everyone's dead! Retreat! [04:52] Cinnamon     Drinking too much is     definitely not a good idea. [04:56] Cinnamon     Although I'm quite a lightweight,     so it's not a big problem. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [05:06] Cinnamon     It sure is nice not having to worry about     freezing to death like that in this age. [05:14] Cinnamon     This kotatsu thing is quite nice. [05:18] Cinnamon     And mandarins are awesome, too, indeed. [05:21] Ichiko     Eating mandarins in the kotatsu is the best. [05:25] Ichiko     Want some, Cinnamon? [05:26] Cinnamon     I do. [05:28] Ichiko     You're a doggy, so I have to peel     the inner skin off carefully. [05:33] Ichiko     Here. [05:34] Ichiko     Mandarins have lots of vitamin C. [05:38] Cinnamon     Vitamin C? [05:40] Cinnamon     I don't know what that is, but it tastes good. [05:44] Ichiko     Oh, Cinnamon, it's time to go for a walk. [05:47] Cinnamon     W-Walk? [05:55] Ichiko     It's getting windy. [05:58] Ichiko     Why don't we go tomorrow? [06:02] Cinnamon     "The dog, too, curls up     in the kotatsu," indeed. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [06:12] Ichiko     Cinnamon, stay out of the way, please. [06:16] Cinnamon     But it's so fun! [06:18] Ichiko     Thanks for helping me clean the yard. [06:22] Tomo     Don't forget, you owe us baked sweet potatoes. [06:24] Ai     Seira-san's bringing us sweet potatoes, right? [06:31] Ichiko     Yeah. [06:32] Ichiko     His family in the countryside sent him lots. [06:35] Tomo     I've heard potatoes baked     over a bonfire are great. [06:38] Cinnamon     Potatoes! I shall have some! [06:40] Hideto     Cinnamon! [06:42] Cinnamon     What?! [06:45] Hideto     It's been so long! I missed you! [06:49] Cinnamon     We just met the day before yesterday! [06:49] Hideto     I'm so happy! Super happy! [06:50] Cinnamon     It's only been two days! [06:52] Seira     You three are always together, huh? [06:56] Ichiko     Potatoes! Potatoes! [06:59] Seira     Wash the potatoes, wrap them twice in     aluminum foil, and put them in the ground a bit. [07:04] Seira     Bake for twenty minutes, flip them over,     and give them another twenty. [07:08] Tomo     It takes forty minutes? [07:10] Ai     I had no idea. [07:13] Seira     Why don't we toast some     marshmallows in the meantime? [07:16] Ichiko     You're so well-prepared, Seira-san! [07:17] Tomo     Sounds yummy! [07:22] Ichiko     Toasted marshmallows are so good. [07:25] Seira     Don't toast it too long. It'll catch fire. [07:27] Hideto     Whoa, you weren't kidding. [07:29] Seira     The potatoes are getting there. [07:31] Cinnamon     I can't wait to eat some! Although... [07:40] Cinnamon     Whenever I see flames,     I can't help but remember... [07:50] Cinnamon     Honnouji ablaze! [07:56] Cinnamon     I'm so scared! [07:58] Cinnamon     The terror is coming back to me! [08:01] Ichiko     What's wrong? [08:03] Ichiko     Oh, you're afraid of the fire. [08:06] Ichiko     You're a dog, after all. [08:08] Ichiko     You can't help it. [08:09] Hideto     I'll comfort you, then. [08:11] Hideto     Come, Cinnamon! Come into my arms! [08:13] Cinnamon     Wh-Whose fault do you think     it is that I'm afraid of fire?! [08:17] Cinnamon     Seriously, Mitsuhide's both     creepy and annoying! [08:19] Hideto     There, there, Cinnamon.     Don't be scared. It's okay. [08:20] Cinnamon     Also, stop treating me     like just some animal! [08:23] Hideto     You're so full of energy. [08:25] Tomo     Those two get along so well. [08:28] Seira     All right, they're ready. [08:37] Ichiko     This is bliss! [08:43] Hideto     Here, Cinnamon. It's a potato. [08:45] Cinnamon     I shall have it! [08:48] Cinnamon     Yum! [08:50] Cinnamon     The potato is good,     but the bonfire is a trigger. [08:53] Hideto     Well, animals are instinctively afraid of fire. [08:57] Cinnamon     It's not instinct, it's Honnouji! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [09:05] Ai     Glance... [09:05] Ichiko     Doing homework makes you hungry, huh? [09:07] Ai     Glance... [09:12] Ichiko     I wonder if it's because     you're using your brain. [09:18] Ichiko     It's hard to make progress     when you're eating. [09:22] Ichiko     But eating cookies makes     you want rice crackers. [09:25] Ichiko     Sweet, savory, and sweet again...     It's an endless loop. [09:31] Tomo     Hey, Icchie... [09:33] Ichiko     Yeah? [09:35] Tomo     You've gained weight, huh? SIGN    C     h     u     b     s [09:38] Ichiko     Eh? [09:39] Tomo     Don't "eh?" me. [09:41] Tomo     Even putting it mildly,     you've gained weight. [09:43] Ichiko     Well, I was afraid of influenza. [09:47] TV     The best way to avoid getting the flu is     to get plenty of nutrition and sleep. [09:54] Ichiko     In other words, eat and sleep,     eat and sleep. [09:57] Ichiko     That's the best thing to do, right? [10:01] Ai     So how did you get your nutrition? [10:03] Ichiko     L-Like normal. [10:05] Tomo     What do you mean by "normal"? [10:07] Ichiko     I really mean normal. [10:10] Ichiko     Breakfast, lunch, dinner, an afternoon     snack, and a midnight snack, I guess. [10:14] Tomo     You have five meals?! [10:15] Ichiko     But the TV said... [10:18] TV     Binge eating will cause you to gain weight. [10:19] TV     You'll gain less weight by     eating over multiple meals. [10:23] Ai     Think about your total calorie intake! [10:26] Tomo     Huh? Wait... [10:30] Tomo     C-Cinnamon... [10:39] Ai     H-He's round! [10:42] Tomo     Wait, Cinnamon's way too round! [10:45] Ichiko     I'm sure it's just his winter coat. [10:49] Tomo     Pardon me, Cinnamon. [10:54] Cinnamon     What is this?! [10:59] Tomo     He's gotten fat. [11:01] Tomo     He's all pudge. [11:02] Ai     I knew it. [11:03] Ichiko     Cinnamon's cutest when he's a little chubby. [11:07] Cinnamon     Hey! What was that for? [11:10] Cinnamon     That was rude, Tomo-chan-dono! [11:12] Tomo     All right... [11:15] Tomo     You're going on a diet. [11:16] Ichiko     A diet?! [11:16] Cinnamon     A diet?! [11:18] Ai     You two are going to need meal restrictions. [11:24] Ichiko     I could never do that! [11:26] Cinnamon     There's no way! [11:27] Tomo     Icchie... [11:29] Tomo     Look. [11:34] Tomo     What do you think Mitsuhide-san     would say if he saw you like that? [11:42] Hideto     Come to me, my cute... [11:45] Hideto     little piggy. [11:47] Ichiko     No! [11:49] Ichiko     Stop! [11:51] Ichiko     I'd rather die! [11:54] Ichiko     I'll lose weight! [11:55] Ichiko     I'll lose weight, I swear! [11:56] Ichiko     I'm going to lose weight right away! SIGN    A few minutes later [12:10] Ichiko     I-I lost weight. [12:12] Ichiko     I lost weight so quickly. [12:13] Ichiko     I lost weight instantly. [12:15] Ichiko     I don't know how, but we humans     sure are amazing when we try. [12:20] Cinnamon     I don't know how, but I,     as a dog, managed to do it, too. [12:25] Tomo     I'm shocked by the way     your body works, Icchie. [12:28] Tomo     Cinnamon, too. [12:30] Ai     Seriously. [12:32] N     Any diet resulting in over five kilograms     lost instantly is extremely hazardous. [12:36] N     If you ever do attempt one,     do so at your own risk. SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk SIGN    °At your own risk [12:42] Ai     You can't let your guard down yet. [12:45] Ai     Drastic diets come with the dreaded rebound. [12:50] Ichiko     You can't just lose weight and be done? [12:50] Cinnamon     You can't just lose weight and be done? [12:52] Ai     Not so fast. [12:53] Ai     I think you'll need strong     meal restrictions. [12:56] Cinnamon     That will not do! [12:58] Cinnamon     Just try and enforce a meal restriction. [13:00] Cinnamon     In my age, people would have died! [13:03] Cinnamon     During the winters, especially, [13:05] Cinnamon     one had to take in ample nourishment     just to make it to the spring. [13:08] Ai     First, you have to replace your white rice     with brown rice or mixed-grain rice. [13:12] Cinnamon     She's not even listening! [13:14] Ichiko     I can have rice? [13:16] Ai     As long as it's an alternative. [13:18] Ai     Brown rice and mixed-grain rice     have lots of fiber and nutrients. [13:23] Ai     Chew it thoroughly, and it's filling, too. [13:26] Tomo     You're so knowledgeable, Ai-chan. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [13:33] Mom     You surprised me, asking for     brown rice out of the blue. [13:38] Mom     Feel free to join us, you two. [13:40] Tomo     Okay. [13:41] Mom     Here, brown rice meal     for you, too, Cinnamon. [13:45] Cinnamon     I shall have it. [13:47] Tomo     Let's eat. [13:55] Ichiko     It's good! [13:57] Ai     They used to eat brown rice during     the Warring States era, apparently. [14:01] Ai     White rice started in the Edo period. [14:04] Cinnamon     That's right. [14:04] Cinnamon     This flavor takes me back. [14:07] Cinnamon     All that brown rice probably     kept me skinny in my past life. [14:13] Ai     Which means the lords might have     been feeding me brown rice. [14:19] Lord     Say "ahh." [14:21] Ai     Ahhh! [14:23] Ai     N-No, no! I'm in the middle of a meal! [14:26] Tomo     Yeah. [14:28] Tomo     I can guess what you're thinking, [14:29] Tomo     but you should save it until     after you're done eating. [14:34] Ichiko     Brown rice is great. [14:35] Ichiko     I could live with this. [14:37] Cinnamon     I could, but there's no more. [14:40] Ichiko     More, please! [14:41] Ichiko     I could eat this forever! [14:43] Tomo     Wait, more? [14:45] Ai     Ichiko-san, even if it's brown rice,     there's no point if you eat so many bowls. [14:49] Ichiko     Really? [14:51] Tomo     Come on, Icchie... [14:53] Tomo     Again, what do you think     Mitsuhide-san would say? [15:00] Hideto     You're so full of life, [15:02] Hideto     my adorable little piggy. [15:03] Ichiko     Fine, fine! [15:07] Ichiko     I won't eat any more. [15:11] Cinnamon     Love trumps appetite, indeed. SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [15:21] Ichiko     They're so cute. [15:23] Mom     Aren't they? [15:24] Cinnamon     Th-These cups! [15:26] Ichiko     Mom, where did you get these? [15:28] Mom     They turned up when I was cleaning. [15:31] Mom     I bought them for your dad's     and my wedding anniversary. [15:34] Mom     It seemed like a waste not to     use them, so I took them out. [15:37] Ichiko     Let's use them for snack time today. [15:41] Cinnamon     I want! [15:42] Cinnamon     I so want these! [15:44] Mom     Oh, no, Cinnamon's freaking out. [15:46] Ichiko     What's wrong with him? [15:48] Cinnamon     What do you mean, what's wrong?! [15:50] Cinnamon     I'm known for my teaware! [15:57] Cinnamon     In my past life,     I collected tons of teaware. [16:02] Cinnamon     But teaware back then was all so understated. [16:09] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Oh? What's this? SIGN    Sen no Rikyu [16:12] (Flashback) Rikyu     What do you think? [16:17] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I-I can sense the power of the earth, indeed. [16:21] Cinnamon     Though it was more like dirt than earth. [16:24] (Flashback) Rikyu     Impressive, my lord. [16:27] (Flashback) Rikyu     You certainly understand the     value of wares, Nobunaga-sama. [16:32] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Sure I do. [16:35] (Flashback) Nobunaga     And how, exactly, is the     value of wares determined? [16:40] (Flashback) Rikyu     Well, it's difficult to     explain in a single word. [16:45] (Flashback) Rikyu     But if I praise it, its price increases. [16:49] (Flashback) Nobunaga     Oh? Is that all it takes? [16:53] Cinnamon     Rikyu didn't really care     all that much, either. [16:57] Rikyu     If I say wabi, it's wabi.     If I say sabi, it's sabi. SIGN    Wabi Sabi [17:04] N     Wabi and sabi. [17:05] N     These are the words that     describe Rikyu's aesthetic. [17:08] N     It's a very deep, sophisticated aesthetic     that is difficult to describe in a single word. [17:14] Cinnamon     If there had been such dazzling     teaware back in the day... [17:19] Nobunaga     What is this? SIGN    Matsunaga Hisahide [17:22] Matsunaga     It is the teapot of Tsukumonasu,     the fine article you've long desired. SIGN    T     s     u     k     u     m     o     n     a     s     u [17:30] N     It was said to have been     worth 1,000 kan at the time. SIGN    1,000 kan [17:34] N     1,000 kan, in modern currency, would be     equivalent to roughly 80 million yen. SIGN    80,000,000 yen [17:39] Nobunaga     Are you asking me to forgive you for your     recent betrayal in exchange for this? [17:44] Matsunaga     That would be brutally honest. [17:48] Matsunaga     But, yes. [17:50] Nobunaga     Hisahide, do you know of such a thing as this? [17:56] Matsunaga     Th-That's a foreign piece! [17:58] Nobunaga     Indeed! [18:00] Nobunaga     Tsukumonasu is bland! [18:02] Nobunaga     No thanks. [18:03] Matsunaga     Seriously?! [18:05] Nobunaga     I thus do not forgive you for your betrayal. [18:07] Nobunaga     I sentence you to death! [18:10] Matsunaga     Damn, Nobunaga... [18:11] Matsunaga     You're rockin'! [18:13] Cinnamon     That's what would have happened. [18:16] Cinnamon     Close call. [18:17] Cinnamon     History could have changed. [18:21] Cinnamon     Teaware drives a man crazy. [18:26] Cinnamon     I want it so bad. [18:28] Ichiko     It looks like Cinnamon's     interested in the tea set. [18:31] Mom     He sure is an odd dog. [18:34] Mom     Oh, I know. [18:36] Mom     I think I have a saucer that's a bit chipped. [18:41] Mom     Why don't we give this to Cinnamon? [18:45] Ichiko     Yes! [18:46] Ichiko     I love you, Mother! [18:50] Mom     Why not have some milk on it? [18:52] Ichiko     The beautiful flower design! [18:54] Ichiko     the perfect circle! [18:55] Ichiko     And the delicate frills! [18:59] Ichiko     Drinking from such a cute plate is going     to turn my heart into a maiden's. [19:07] Foreigner     Ruffle! Ruffle! SIGN    Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga [19:15] Ichiko     Oh, me, too. [19:17] Mom     Really? [19:18] Cinnamon     T-Toxic parents, you say? [19:20] Cinnamon     What do you mean by that? [19:22] Boo     Put simply, it's a parent that     doesn't care about their child. [19:26] Lucky     I wasn't one, then. [19:28] Lucky     My heir, Katsuyori... SIGN    Takeda Katsuyori [19:31] Lucky     He stuck to my teachings and worked hard. [19:34] Lucky     The Takeda clan's territory was at     its largest under Katsuyori's rule. [19:39] Boo     But Takeda fell, right? [19:41] Lucky     Well... [19:43] Lucky     That's because a formidable     neighbor invaded us. [19:47] Cinnamon     The Warring States was all     about survival of the fittest. [19:51] Cinnamon     You probably didn't teach him well. [19:54] Cinnamon     You're a toxic parent, Lucky-dono. [19:56] Lucky     What?! [19:57] Lucky     I'm going to pee on you someday! [19:59] Boo     Actually, weren't you a true     toxic parent, Cinnamon-dono? [20:04] Cinnamon     No way. [20:05] Cinnamon     I adored my children. [20:08] Boo     What were your children's names, then? [20:11] Cinnamon     Well... [20:13] Cinnamon     Oh, yeah... Indeed. [20:16] (Flashback) Mom     My lord! [20:17] (Flashback) Mom     Isn't the name "Sanshichi"     a bit too thoughtless, [20:20] (Flashback) Mom     just because he was born on March 7th? SIGN    Third son          (Three Seven)     "Sanshichi" [20:24] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I-It'll help us remember his birthday. [20:28] (Flashback) Mom 2     My twins, too. [20:30] (Flashback) Mom 2     Ohbora and Kobora? You don't even care! SIGN    Seventh son          (Little Hole)     "Kobora" SIGN    Sixth son          (Big Hole)     "Ohbora" [20:34] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I want the two sons to get along together. [20:38] (Flashback) Mom 3     That's not even that bad! [20:40] (Flashback) Mom 3     My son's name is Hito! Hito! SIGN    Ninth son          (Person)     "Hito" [20:43] (Flashback) Mom 3     A person named "person"? What?! [20:45] (Flashback) Mom 3     His brothers are going to bully him! [20:49] (Flashback) Mom 4     You're just naming our     children for laughs! [20:53] (Flashback) Mom 4     You're horrible! [20:55] (Flashback) Nobunaga     No, well... [20:56] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I-I don't... [20:58] (Flashback) Nobunaga     think I would do that. [21:01] (Flashback) Nobunaga     My first son was just born. [21:04] (Flashback) All     Congratulations, sir. SIGN    Name     Kimyoumaru     (weirdo) [21:07] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I named him Kimyoumaru,     written "weird" and "round." [21:14] (Flashback) Person 1     Hilarious! [21:15] (Flashback) Person 2     Snazzy. [21:16] (Flashback) Person 3     Too tasteful! [21:18] (Flashback) Person 4     Badass! [21:21] (Flashback) Nobunaga     I think all the names are nice and unique. [21:25] (Flashback) Moms     There are limits! [21:28] Mom     I know, right? [21:30] Ai     That's so adorable. [21:32] Ichiko     It is. [21:33] Boo     I can't believe you named your son "Hito." [21:36] Boo     I feel bad for him. [21:38] Lucky     What's wrong with you?! [21:39] Lucky     You're definitely a toxic parent. [21:43] Cinnamon     It was definitely a bad idea     to name my kids just for fun. [21:50] Boo     He's hopeless. [21:51] Lucky     He's totally hopeless. [23:24] Boo     "Hito" for a kid's name? No way. [23:27] Cinnamon     You're still talking about that? [23:28] Boo     I had all kinds of problems     with my mom in my past life. [23:30] Boo     Things can get complicated     between parent and child. [23:32] Charlie     The great Akutagawa wrote that [23:34] Charlie     the tragedies of life begin when     one becomes someone's child. [23:37] Cinnamon     Who's Akutagawa? [23:39] Charlie     An author from the Meiji era. [23:40] Boo     Meiji? [23:41] Boo     He's just a kid, then. [23:43] Boo     Maybe I'll write a novel, too. [23:45] Charlie     You're a dog. You can't. [23:46] Cinnamon     We might not be able to write,     but we can still take Japan! SIGN    Episode 10: Can't Wait for Summer!! Great Battle in a Dress and a Loincloth!!! [23:49] Charlie     Even more impossible. [23:50] Charlie     I hope you haven't learned your lesson     not to watch the next episode.