E10 - Warrior Masamunya's Devotion

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:13] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:15] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:19] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:22] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:25] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:32] Masamunya
    Meow there, Nyanpire.
SIGN    Warrior Masamunya's Devotion
[00:34] Nyanpire
    Ah, is that you, Masamunya?
[00:36] Masamunya
    Yeah, uh... Say, would you like to come
    on a picnic or something with me?
[00:40] Masamunya
    I've got those strawberries you love so much!
[00:42] Nyanpire
    Strawberries?
[00:45] Nyanpire
    I don't want any, meow.
[00:46] Masamunya
    What?
[00:49] Masamunya
    Wait, surely not...
[00:50] (Flashback) Nyanpire
    When the final cherry
    tomato falls... I will...
[00:57] Chachamaru
    Elder brother, is that all
    the strawberries gone now?
[01:00] Nyanpire
    No, I've still got some stuck in my throat.
[01:03] Chachamaru
    That's because you eat them so quickly.
[01:04] Chachamaru
    Here, have some water.
[01:06] Masamunya
    Nyanpire has contracted
    an incurable disease!
SIGN    Protein
SIGN    Green
    Plant
    Juice
SIGN    Garlic
    Egg Whites
[01:16] Nyanpire
    What's all this?
[01:17] Chachamaru
    They appear to be health products.
[01:19] Masamunya
    Bingo!
[01:20] Masamunya
    I went online, placed a load
    of orders, and bought lots!
[01:23] Chachamaru
    The rich really do things
    differently, don't they?
[01:25] Masamunya
    I ended up spending three months
    of my allowance in advance, but...
[01:29] Masamunya
    All of it was for your sake!
[01:31] Masamunya
    Now, Nyanpire! You can start
     where you like! Give 'em a try!
[01:34] Nyanpire
    Huh? Why?
[01:36] Masamunya
    "Why"?
[01:37] Masamunya
    Because I want you to
    live a long and healthy life!
[01:39] Nyanpire
    Huh? Using these means you live longer?
[01:42] Nyanpire
    In that case, maybe I'll try some!
[01:47] Nyanpire
    Ow, ow, ow! My paw pads!
[01:49] Masamunya
    Hang in there, Nyanpire!
[01:51] Masamunya
    This is the power of the
    Hyper Bamboo Massage Step!
SIGN    Green
    Plant
    Juice
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    Gold
SIGN    More
[01:55] Masamunya
    Drink this. It's Green Plant Juice Gold.
SIGN    Meow-Veggies
SIGN    Meow-Veggies
[01:59] Nyanpire
    Everything is green...
[02:01] Chachamaru
    Here you are, elder brother.
[02:03] Chachamaru
    A footbath with hot red pepper bath salts.
[02:06] Nyanpire
    It stings, meow...
[02:08] Masamunya
    Have some Deluxe Garlic Egg Whites, too!
SIGN    Garlic
    Egg Whites
[02:12] Nyanpire
    This hurts... And they taste terrible!
[02:15] Nyanpire
    But it's all in the name of better health...
[02:17] Nyatenshi
    What's this?
[02:18] Nyatenshi
    I thought I could smell the stench of idiocy.
[02:22] Nyatenshi
    It seems to be coming from you guys.
[02:24] Masamunya
    We don't have time to play right now.
[02:27] Nyatenshi
    Well, well.
[02:28] Nyatenshi
    So, Nyanpire, what's the
    purpose of this ridiculousness?
[02:32] Nyanpire
    They're health products
    Masamunya bought for me.
[02:35] Nyanpire
    They help you live longer!
[02:37] Nyatenshi
    I see.
[02:38] Nyanpire
    I can stay young and healthy forever!
[02:42] Nyatenshi
    Why, how wonderful.
[02:43] Nyatenshi
    Though, might I ask a question?
[02:45] Nyanpire
    Sure! What is it?
[02:46] Nyatenshi
    You're a vampire cat, so you'll stay
    young forever and never die, right?
[02:50] Masamunya
    Huh?
[02:50] Nyanpire
    Oh, right!
[02:52] Masamunya
    No way!
SIGN    To be continued, meow