E6 - Want to Come to My Place?

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] N
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:16] N
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:30] Masamunya
    Heave-ho, heave-ho...
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Want to Come to My Place?
[00:32] Masamunya
    I bought up all the spring onions.
[00:34] Masamunya
    If I continue at this rate, the day that
     onion jerk disappears will soon be—
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Katakura
[00:45] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:46] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:47] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:48] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:49] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:49] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:53] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:53] Crowd
    Congratulations.
[00:54] Crowd
    Congratulations!
[00:56] Crowd
    Congratulations.
[01:05] Masamunya
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Supermarket
[01:14] Masamunya
    N-Nyanpire! When did you get here?
[01:20] Masamunya
    H-Has something happened?
[01:24] Nyanpire
    Man, Misaki-chan gets angry way too much.
[01:28] Nyanpire
    She's always spoiling Chachamaru,
[01:30] Nyanpire
    but with me, she gets angry right away!
[01:32] Masamunya
    It can't really be helped.
    It's because you're the big brother.
[01:36] Nyanpire
    That's true, but...
[01:40] Nyanpire
    I'm so unhappy.
[01:43] Masamunya
    Unhappy?
[01:44] Masamunya
    Th-Then, uh... What do you
    think would make you happy?
[01:48] Nyanpire
    Ooh, well, let's see...
[01:51] Nyanpire
    Living in a big house where no one gets
    mad at me no matter how much mess I make!
[01:56] Nyanpire
    And I want to be able to eat a
    mountain of snacks every day!
[02:00] Nyanpire
    If I could drink as much blood
     as I want, whenever I want,
[02:04] Nyanpire
    I would be so, so happy!
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Katakura
[02:07] Nyanpire
    Ah, isn't there anyone who can make
     me the happiest cat in the world?
[02:12] Masamunya
    In th-that case... b-but only if you want to...
[02:16] Masamunya
    Will you come live with me
     right this very minute?
[02:20] Masamunya
    If you did, I would never do
    anything to make you sad!
[02:25] Masamunya
    I will make you happy!
[02:27] Misaki
    Nyanpire!
[02:28] Misaki
    Food time! Come on home!
[02:31] Masamunya
    So, uh... what do you say? I'm serious.
    Won't you come live with... me?
[02:36] Misaki
    Today, we're having Spaghetti
    Napolitan with lots of ketchup.
[02:40] Misaki
    And no onions.
[02:41] Nyanpire
    Yay!
[02:46] Masamunya
    Sniff.
[02:54] Masamunya
    A warrior does not seek happiness.
SIGN    To be continued, meow