E7 - Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear

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[00:00] N
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:04] N
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished,
[00:07] N
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
     and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:11] N
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:14] N
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:16] N
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Mori-kun and Komori-kun Appear
[00:24] Vampire
    Nyanpire... Nyanpire...
[00:28] Vampire
    Nyanpire.
[00:30] Nyanpire
    Y-You're the guy from before!
[00:33] Vampire
    It seems you followed my command
     to find blood on your own.
[00:37] Nyanpire
    Yes, meow!
[00:38] Nyanpire
    Thanks to you, I've become
    a splendid vampire cat!
[00:43] Vampire
    Then, as a reward,
[00:45] Vampire
    I will drink all of your blood.
SIGN    Ch
SIGN    omp
[00:51] Nyanpire
    Ow!
[00:52] Mori
    What's this? He's not
    yummy at all, Komori-kun.
[00:55] Komori
    Not yummy at all, Mori-kun.
[00:59] Nyanpire
    What are you doing?
[01:00] Mori
    Uh, well... we were thirsty, you see...
[01:03] Komori
    We thought we'd have some blood.
[01:05] Nyanpire
    The thing is, I also drink blood, so even
    if you drink mine, it won't taste good.
[01:10] Mori
    What? Wait, does that mean you're...
[01:12] Komori
    Did the vampire baptize you in blood, too?
[01:14] Nyanpire
    What? You know him? I owe him my life!
[01:18] Mori
    Of course we know him!
[01:20] Komori
    After all, we're part of
    the vampire family, too.
[01:22] Nyanpire
    The vampire family?
[01:24] Komori
    A tribe that drinks blood.
     Basically, we're kin!
[01:28] Nyanpire
    So, you know him really well, right?
[01:31] Nyanpire
    What's he like? Is he as
    amazing as I think he is?
[01:35] Mori; Komori
    He's just... you know.
[01:36] Nyanpire
    "You know"?
[01:38] Mori
    Hidden beneath that jet-black
     cape is his true self:
[01:41] Mori
    A man who loves cats to an abnormal degree.
[01:43] Mori
    He's crazy for them! A total cat nerd!
[01:44] Komori
    He's always accompanied by adorbs cats.
[01:47] Komori
    He keeps several billion
    cats in that cloak of his!
[01:51] Komori
    They're packed in so tightly!
    Or at least, that's what we heard.
SIGN    A ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:55] Mori
    I'm sure the next time you meet,
    he'll spirit you away, too.
[01:59] Mori
    Ah, how scary!
[02:00] Komori
    If he does that, he might make
    you part of his cat collection!
[02:03] Komori
    Ah, how scary!
[02:06] Both
    Huh?
[02:07] Mori
    We're kidding! It was a joke.
[02:09] Mori
    To tell you the truth, we don't
    know the vampire all that well.
[02:12] Komori
    That's right. It's all just rumors!
[02:14] Mori
    C'mon, we should try and get along!
    We're friends, aren't we?
[02:18] Nyanpire
    Friends?
[02:19] Mori; Komori
    That's right!
[02:20] Nyanpire
    Vampire-san, too?
[02:22] Mori; Komori
    That's right!
[02:27] Mori
    Okay! Now, as a mark of our reconciliation,
    wanna go for a quick fly around?
[02:31] Komori
    Sounds good! Let's go!
[02:35] Nyanpire
    I have wings, but I can't fly.
[02:37] Mori
    Huh? Oh, in that case, we could
     go lay waste to a garlic field...
[02:41] Nyanpire
    I love garlic.
[02:43] Komori
    Then, how about we go cross-hunting?
[02:46] Mori; Komori
    A-A cross?
[02:50] Mori
    Um, then... How about...
[02:52] Komori
    Um...
[02:53] Katsuo
    Stop it!
[02:56] Katsuo
    Stop it!
SIGN    To be continued, meow