E2 - The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears

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[00:00] Vampire
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
[00:05] Vampire
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
[00:10] Vampire
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
[00:14] Vampire
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
[00:16] Vampire
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
[00:20] Vampire
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
[00:23] Vampire
    and lived on as a vampire.
[00:26] Vampire
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
SIGN    Nyanpire
SIGN    Nyanpire
[00:30] Nyanpire
    I wanna eat... I wanna eat...
SIGN    The One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya, Appears
[00:33] Nyanpire
    I wanna eat...
[00:35] Nyanpire
    ...garlic ramen!
[00:39] Nyanpire
    With ketchup and strawberries on top...
[00:45] Nyanpire
    Eat... Eat... Eat...
[00:49] Masamunya
    Are you the wraith cat who's
    been hanging around here lately?
[00:53] Nyanpire
    Huh?
[00:55] Masamunya
    In meeting me, your luck has come to an end.
[00:57] Masamunya
    I am the One-Eyed Dragon, Masamunya.
[00:59] Masamunya
    Wraith cat, you will be punished!
[01:11] Nyanpire
    You're...
[01:12] Nyanpire
    You're so cool!
[01:13] Masamunya
    Pay attention!
[01:22] Nyanpire
    You okay?
[01:24] Masamunya
    For a warrior, this is nothing.
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Blood
[01:37] Nyanpire
    Give me blood, meow!
[01:42] Masamunya
    Wha— Hey, stop!
[01:44] Masamunya
    Stop that right now!
[01:45] Masamunya
    Not there! That's...
[01:53] Nyanpire
    I feel so satisfied, meow.
[01:56] Masamunya
    Y-You seem sort of absentminded,
    but you're surprisingly bold, aren't you?
[02:01] Masamunya
    But, as Japanese cats, w-we've got to follow
     certain s-steps for this sort of thing...
[02:08] Masamunya
    First, we should get to
    know each other better...
[02:13] Masamunya
    Hey, do you have a favorite food?
[02:16] Nyanpire
    Vital fluids.
[02:17] Masamunya
    V-Vital... Like milk? Y-Yes, I like that, too.
[02:21] Masamunya
    Th-Then...
[02:24] Masamunya
    Wh-What's your type?
[02:27] Nyanpire
    My type?
[02:30] Nyanpire
    I prefer long fur over short.
[02:32] Nyanpire
    And I like big boobs.
[02:36] Masamunya
    Y-You... Are you... male?
[02:40] Nyanpire
    Yup!
[02:42] Masamunya
    M-My first love!
[02:45] Masamunya
    Farewell!
SIGN    To be continued, meow