# E10 - Warrior Masamunya's Devotion Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P2N7/warrior-masamunyas-devotion)
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**[00:00] N**
    Once upon a time, there was
    a poor abandoned little kitten.
**[00:05] N**
    It was so hungry that it couldn't even stand.
**[00:10] N**
    Just when it seemed its little life
     was about to be extinguished...
**[00:13] N**
    a vampire appeared out of the darkness,
**[00:15] N**
    and bestowed his blood upon the kitten.
**[00:19] N**
    And so, the kitten was granted eternal life,
**[00:22] N**
    and lived on as a vampire.
**[00:25] N**
    That was also when he
    became known as Nyanpire.
***SIGN***    Nyanpire
***SIGN***    Nyanpire
**[00:32] Masamunya**
    Meow there, Nyanpire.
***SIGN***    Warrior Masamunya's Devotion
**[00:34] Nyanpire**
    Ah, is that you, Masamunya?
**[00:36] Masamunya**
    Yeah, uh... Say, would you like to come
    on a picnic or something with me?
**[00:40] Masamunya**
    I've got those strawberries you love so much!
**[00:42] Nyanpire**
    Strawberries?
**[00:45] Nyanpire**
    I don't want any, meow.
**[00:46] Masamunya**
    What?
**[00:49] Masamunya**
    *Wait, surely not...*
**[00:50] (Flashback) Nyanpire**
    When the final cherry
    tomato falls... I will...
**[00:57] Chachamaru**
    Elder brother, is that all
    the strawberries gone now?
**[01:00] Nyanpire**
    No, I've still got some stuck in my throat.
**[01:03] Chachamaru**
    That's because you eat them so quickly.
**[01:04] Chachamaru**
    Here, have some water.
**[01:06] Masamunya**
*    Nyanpire has contracted*
*    an incurable disease!*
***SIGN***    Protein
***SIGN***    Green
    Plant
    Juice
***SIGN***    Garlic
    Egg Whites
**[01:16] Nyanpire**
    What's all this?
**[01:17] Chachamaru**
    They appear to be health products.
**[01:19] Masamunya**
    Bingo!
**[01:20] Masamunya**
    I went online, placed a load
    of orders, and bought lots!
**[01:23] Chachamaru**
    The rich really do things
    differently, don't they?
**[01:25] Masamunya**
    I ended up spending three months
    of my allowance in advance, but...
**[01:29] Masamunya**
    All of it was for your sake!
**[01:31] Masamunya**
    Now, Nyanpire! You can start
     where you like! Give 'em a try!
**[01:34] Nyanpire**
    Huh? Why?
**[01:36] Masamunya**
    "Why"?
**[01:37] Masamunya**
    Because I want you to
    live a long and healthy life!
**[01:39] Nyanpire**
    Huh? Using these means you live longer?
**[01:42] Nyanpire**
    In that case, maybe I'll try some!
**[01:47] Nyanpire**
    Ow, ow, ow! My paw pads!
**[01:49] Masamunya**
    Hang in there, Nyanpire!
**[01:51] Masamunya**
    This is the power of the
    Hyper Bamboo Massage Step!
***SIGN***    Green
    Plant
    Juice
***SIGN***    Gold
***SIGN***    Gold
***SIGN***    Gold
***SIGN***    More
**[01:55] Masamunya**
    Drink this. It's Green Plant Juice Gold.
***SIGN***    Meow-Veggies
***SIGN***    Meow-Veggies
**[01:59] Nyanpire**
    Everything is green...
**[02:01] Chachamaru**
    Here you are, elder brother.
**[02:03] Chachamaru**
    A footbath with hot red pepper bath salts.
**[02:06] Nyanpire**
    It stings, meow...
**[02:08] Masamunya**
    Have some Deluxe Garlic Egg Whites, too!
***SIGN***    Garlic
    Egg Whites
**[02:12] Nyanpire**
    This hurts... And they taste terrible!
**[02:15] Nyanpire**
    But it's all in the name of better health...
**[02:17] Nyatenshi**
    What's this?
**[02:18] Nyatenshi**
    I *thought* I could smell the stench of idiocy.
**[02:22] Nyatenshi**
    It seems to be coming from you guys.
**[02:24] Masamunya**
    We don't have time to play right now.
**[02:27] Nyatenshi**
    Well, well.
**[02:28] Nyatenshi**
    So, Nyanpire, what's the
    purpose of this ridiculousness?
**[02:32] Nyanpire**
    They're health products
    Masamunya bought for me.
**[02:35] Nyanpire**
    They help you live longer!
**[02:37] Nyatenshi**
    I see.
**[02:38] Nyanpire**
    I can stay young and healthy forever!
**[02:42] Nyatenshi**
    Why, how wonderful.
**[02:43] Nyatenshi**
    Though, might I ask a question?
**[02:45] Nyanpire**
    Sure! What is it?
**[02:46] Nyatenshi**
    You're a vampire cat, so you'll stay
    young forever and never die, right?
**[02:50] Masamunya**
    Huh?
**[02:50] Nyanpire**
    Oh, right!
**[02:52] Masamunya**
    No way!
***SIGN***    To be continued, meow