E5 - I Am Someone Who Wishes to Die, Not a Corpse That's Already Dead

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SIGN    Zauberberg
SIGN    Sontag
SIGN    Region
SIGN    Papal State
    
    
    
    
    Weiß Cathedral
[00:24] Wolff
    Ah, Ms. Ysha. You've arrived.
[00:27] Wolff
    Hey.
[00:28] Ysha
    Wolff.
[00:30] Ysha
    You're drinking again, aren't you?
[00:32] Wolff
    How could I not?
[00:38] Wolff
    You're lucky demis live in your jurisdiction.
[00:41] Wolff
    I'm living in a nightmare because I
    have to deal with dwarves every day.
[00:45] Wolff
    Their body odor is horrendous.
[00:48] Elton
    That's enough.
[00:50] Elton
    You shouldn't make such speciesest remarks
    in the papal state, Bishop Wolff.
[00:56] Wolff
    Forgive me.
[00:59] Wolff
    Not only are you the first non-elf
    to be appointed a priest,
[01:03] Wolff
    but you've achieved the rank
    of archbishop, sir goblin.
[01:07] Elton
    A person's species is irrelevant.
[01:09] Elton
    In fact, there are plenty of elves who
    act in a manner unbecoming of elves.
[01:13] Wolff
    Well, now you've pissed me off.
[01:17] Wolff
    You wanna swap jurisdictions
    with me, archbishop goblin?!
[01:20] Wolff
    You're lucky yours is always so peaceful!
[01:23] Elton
    It is the boon of the people's faith
    and the queen's favor.
[01:26] Elton
    Perhaps you should try mending your ways.
[01:31] Miller
    Looks like everyone's here.
[01:32] [SONG] Sign
    Sontag Region
    Weiß Cathedral
    Cardinal Miller
[01:32] [SONG] Sign
    Sontag Region
    Weiß Cathedral
    Cardinal Miller
[01:32] Ysha
    Cardinal Miller.
[01:34] Miller
    Take your seats.
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    [ No Longer Allowed in Another World ]
SIGN    Another World ]
[03:07] Miller
    Forgive me for summoning you
    when you're all so busy.
[03:11] Miller
    I'd like to begin by having each region
    make their report, but first...
[03:27] Aria
    Ow...
[03:31] Aria
    S-Sorry I'm late!
[03:36] Miller
    This is your first time meeting
    one another, is it not?
[03:38] Miller
    She's the new bishop of Ersten Temple.
[03:42] Miller
    Please introduce yourselves
    as you make your reports.
[03:50] Aria
    It's nice to meet all of you.
[03:51] Aria
    I am Bishop Annette's replacement.
[03:51] [SONG] Sign
    Deanstark Region
    Ersten Temple
    Bishop Aria
[03:54] Aria
    I am Aria of Ersten Temple.
[03:56] Aria
    Though I lack experience,
    I appreciate your support.
[03:59] Miller
    Do you have any information to share?
[04:02] Aria
    Deanstark, the Holy Land of Mountains
    and Flames, has nothing to report.
[04:06] Miller
    I heard Charlotte, the daughter of the
    King of Roth, has inherited the throne.
[04:11] Aria
    Oh, right! I'm sorry!
[04:14] Ysha/Id
    Is this girl okay?
[04:17] Aria
    Uh, um...
[04:20] Elton
    I am Elton, archbishop of Vierten Temple.
[04:23] [SONG] Sign
    Mittwoch Region
    Vierten Temple
    Archbishop Elton
[04:24] Elton
    It is a pleasure to meet you, Lady Aria.
[04:27] Elton
    Peace and calm continue to prevail in
    my jurisdiction of the Mittwoch Region,
[04:32] Elton
    the Holy Land of Lakes and Water.
[04:34] Elton
    We are not experiencing any problems.
[04:36] Elton
    It is proof of the Pope's authority.
[04:42] Elton
    By the way, Bishop Aria,
    tardiness is strictly prohibited.
[04:45] Aria
    Right!
[04:46] Wolff
    I'm Wolff from Dritten Temple.
[04:49] [SONG] Sign
    Samstag Region
    Dritten Temple
    Bishop Wolff
[04:49] Wolff
    Nice to meet you, newbie.
[04:52] Wolff
    My jurisdiction of Samstag,
    the Holy Land of Deserts and Earth,
[04:56] Wolff
    is way out in the sticks,
    but we're managing all right.
[05:00] Miller
    I hear there are frequent
    conflicts between the dwarves.
[05:04] Wolff
    It's an everyday occurrence.
[05:06] Wolff
    They even hit me when I tried to mediate.
[05:10] Ysha
    I am Ysha of Zweiden Temple.
[05:12] [SONG] Sign
    Donnerstag Region
    Zweiden Temple
    Bishop Ysha
[05:12] [SONG] Sign
    Donnerstag Region
    Zweiden Temple
    Bishop Ysha
[05:12] Ysha
    It's nice to meet you, Bishop Aria.
[05:15] Ysha
    Several days ago in my jurisdiction of
    Donnerstag, the Holy Land of Forests and Wind,
[05:20] Ysha
    an Other Worlder went on a rampage
    and destroyed half the town of Veil.
[05:28] Ysha
    We are currently working
    to restore the town.
[05:31] Miller
    An Other Worlder, eh?
[05:33] Miller
    I actually summoned you here today
    to discuss the Other Worlders.
[05:38] Miller
    As I informed you in my message,
[05:41] Miller
    the Wrathful Dark Lord was defeated
    by a group of Other Worlders.
[05:45] Miller
    In light of this, the Pope has
    decided to seal the magic circles
[05:50] Miller
    connecting our world to others and
    cease summoning Other Worlders.
[05:54] Elton
    I'm glad the battle against the
    detestable Dark Lord has ended.
[05:58] Wolff
    Good grief. We're finally free from
    looking after those addled Other Worlders.
[06:06] Miller
    Getting down to business...
[06:13] Miller
    The seven Other Worlders who
    defeated the Wrathful Dark Lord
[06:18] Miller
    have claimed the Dark Lord's
    lands and become its new rulers.
[06:23] Ysha
    What?!
[06:24] Miller
    And just recently, the Pope received
    a declaration from those seven.
[06:30] Miller
    They claimed,
[06:32] Miller
    "With our might, we shall transform all
    the lands of Zauberberg into a utopia."
[06:36] Elton
    H-How dare they?!
[06:39] Wolff
    I don't like the sound of that.
[06:41] Ysha
    What did the Pope say?
[06:43] Miller
    The Pope is greatly distressed.
[06:47] Miller
    But of course he is.
[06:48] Miller
    The Pope believed the Other Worlders
    were angels sent to save our world
[06:54] Miller
    and freely gave his love to them.
[06:57] Miller
    These people he considered his own children
    have now bared their fangs against him.
[07:02] Miller
    Either way, we should consider
    this a declaration of war
[07:06] Miller
    against the world's church of Hellsehen.
[07:11] Miller
    The seven archangels who saved the world
    have become seven fallen angels threatening it.
[07:18] Miller
    At the same time, we must not
    ignore the fallen Other Worlders
[07:22] Miller
    who have begun causing
    chaos in each region.
[07:25] Miller
    Waldelia, the daughter of the Wrathful
    Dark Lord who disappeared from his castle,
[07:31] Miller
    cannot be overlooked, either.
[07:34] Miller
    Ladies and gentlemen,
    Zauberberg has entered a new era.
[07:39] Miller
    And it is our mission to overcome these
    difficulties and protect the peace.
[07:45] Wolff
    The Seven Fallen Angels, fallen Other
    Worlders, and the Dark Lord's daughter.
[07:49] Wolff
    We've a mountain of problems to deal with.
[07:51] Elton
    I never thought the Other Worlders
    would become our enemies.
[07:55] Wolff
    If they work together, they'll become a
    far bigger problem than the Dark Lord.
[07:58] Aria
    But how are we meant to fight
    such powerful people?
[08:12] Ysha
    There may be a way to defeat
    the Other Worlders.
[08:16] Miller
    Bishop Ysha?
[08:17] Ysha
    I met a certain Other Worlder in Veil.
[08:21] Ysha
    He used his Gift to send an Other
    Worlder back to his own world.
[08:26] Miller
    What?!
[08:27] Elton
    Such a power exists?
[08:31] Ysha
    With his Gift, we may be able to send the
    Other Worlders back to their home worlds.
[08:37] Pope
    Is this true,
[08:42] Pope
    Ysha, my friend?
[08:45] Ysha
    Your Holiness!
[08:49] Pope
    That angel may be our ray of hope.
[08:55] Pope
    Will you tell me more
    about him, Bishop Ysha?
[09:23] Tuxedo
    Are you thinking about your beloved again?
[09:43] Tuxedo
    Our allies have departed for various lands.
[09:52] Tuxedo
    We shall remain here and observe
    what's in store for this world.
[10:08] Annette
    Let's spend the night here
    before we enter Grün.
[10:12] Tama
    Finally, we get to sleep in beds!
[10:17] System
    Due to diligent training,
    Tama (Temp) has risen to level 17.
[10:23] Tama
    Who levels up from dragging a coffin?
[10:26] Annette
    You have Sensei to thank for that.
[10:28] Annette
    Now, where is the inn?
[10:30] Nir
    There's an inn at the end of this road.
[10:34] Nir
    That way.
[10:36] Annette
    Why, thank you.
[10:39] Nir
    Are you travelers?
[10:41] Nir
    Interested in some information that
    will help you on your adventures?
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    I Am Someone
     Who Wishes
    to Die, Not
    a Corpse
    That's Already
    Dead
SIGN    I Am Someone
     Who Wishes
    to Die, Not
    a Corpse
    That's Already
    Dead
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    I Am Someone
     Who Wishes
    to Die, Not
    a Corpse
    That's Already
    Dead
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    I Am Someone
     Who Wishes
    to Die, Not
    a Corpse
    That's Already
    Dead
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
[10:53] Tama
    Hero Introduction Service?
[10:56] Nir
    Yeah, also known as the Other
    Worlder Dispatch Service.
[10:59] Tama
    What is that?
SIGN    HERO
[11:01] Nir
    Other Worlders are assigned to accompany
    parties that lack confidence in their skills,
[11:05] Nir
    providing them with a safe
    and comfortable journey.
[11:07] Nir
    I came up with the business idea.
[11:09] Tama
    Uh... Other Worlders?
[11:12] Nir
    What's with the reaction?
[11:15] Nir
    Other Worlders are heroes
    who will save our world.
[11:18] Nir
    Don't you know that?
[11:20] Nir
    Well? Act now, and I'll introduce
    you to an Other Worlder
[11:23] Nir
    I can vouch for personally
    for just 40,000 jenico.
[11:26] Tama
    Sorry, ask someone else.
    We don't have that much—
[11:30] Annete
    We'd like one valiant warrior, please.
[11:32] Tama
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
[11:34] Tama
    We're talking 40,000 here!
    Don't you understand that?!
[11:36] Annette
    A small price to pay for Sensei's safety.
[11:41] Nir
    A life is priceless.
[11:44] Nir
    This dead man is probably wishing for
    your safety from beyond the grave.
[11:50] Nir
    He'd be smiling up in heaven if he
    knew a hero were accompanying you.
[11:56] Sensei
    Sorry I'm still alive.
[12:01] Nir
    Th-The corpse spoke?!
[12:03] Sensei
    How rude. I am someone who wishes to die,
    not a corpse that's already dead.
[12:13] Tama
    Despite how he seems,
    Sensei is a hero, as well.
[12:17] Nir
    What are you talking about?
[12:19] Nir
    Heroes don't have faces that
    look like verdigris on a sword.
[12:23] Sensei
    I hate those kinds of
    descriptive expressions.
[12:26] Nir
    In any case...
[12:30] Nir
    I'm Nir!
[12:31] Nir
    I'll bring you a real adventurer,
    so wait for me at the inn!
[12:34] Annette
    Thank you!
[12:37] Tama
    If a valiant warrior is joining our party,
[12:40] Tama
    we'll finally be freed
    from dragging his coffin.
[12:45] Annette
    What? I'm not letting
    anyone else take this job.
[12:47] Tama
    You want to pull that thing?
[13:00] Shopkeeper
    Are you staying or not?
[13:03] Annette
    G-Give us a few more minutes.
    We're waiting for someone.
[13:06] Sensei
    That boy won't be returning.
[13:10] Annette
    What?
[13:12] Sensei
    He had the eyes of an adult.
[13:16] Shopkeeper
    Are you waiting for a kid named Nir?
[13:20] Shopkeeper
    Don't tell me you gave him any money.
[13:23] Annette
    We did. He said he'd introduce us to a hero.
[13:27] Shopkeeper
    Again? That's one of his standard methods.
[13:30] Tama
    Method?
[13:32] Annette
    Y-You mean...
[13:33] Shopkeeper
    That kid has never even met an adventurer.
[13:37] Shopkeeper
    There's no way he could
    introduce you to one.
[13:39] Shopkeeper
    You were fooled by Big Mouth Nir.
[13:43] Tama
    Annette?! Pull yourself together!
[13:44] Annette
    F-Forty thousand...
[13:46] Annette
    Oh, gods...
[13:48] Tama
    Take deep breaths!
[13:49] Tama
    Breathe in! And out! And in!
[13:52] Shopkeeper
    A-Are you okay?
[13:52] Tama
    An out! And in! And out!
[13:56] Annette
    Forgive me. I lost my mind for a moment.
[13:59] Sensei
    So, what's this about Big Mouth Nir?
[14:02] Shopkeeper
    Right.
[14:03] Shopkeeper
    He's an orphan who started
    living in town at some point.
[14:08] Shopkeeper
    He makes a living fooling visitors who
    come to this town from time to time.
[14:14] Shopkeeper
    He doesn't have any adults
    in his life to scold him.
[14:17] Shopkeeper
    He's the town nuisance.
[14:20] Shopkeeper
    Sometimes I feel sorry for him.
[14:25] Shopkeeper
    Those heroes he talks about must not exist.
[14:32] Shopkeeper
    If such great people truly exist,
    why won't they save him?
[14:40] Shopkeeper
    How long are they going to
    let Nir keep doing that?
[15:00] Nir
    Let go! Let go of me!
[15:10] Glasses
    Well, well. Looks like you've
    got a small fortune saved up.
[15:14] Tetsuo
    Lucky us.
[15:17] Nir
    What are you going to do to me?
[15:22] Kyotaro
    What do you think's gonna happen to you?
[15:29] Nir
    My Other Worlder friends won't
    let anything happen to me!
[15:35] Kyotaro
    Don't you get it, Big Mouth?
[15:41] Kyotaro
    We're Other Worlders.
[15:45] Kyotaro
    First time seeing an overpowered ability?
[15:50] Nir
    You're kidding, right?
[15:51] Kyotaro
    This is the ultimate weapon that can
    pierce even a dragon's hide, Mad Gear!
[15:57] Kyotaro
    We hear you've been using
    our name to make a tidy sum.
[16:01] Kyotaro
    You make me wanna barf,
    you evil little kid.
[16:04] Tetsuo
    And bad boys...
[16:07] Glasses
    ...must be righteously punished.
[16:10] Kyotaro
    You can brag to everyone in the afterlife
    that you were killed by a hero.
[16:16] Glasses
    Begin the countdown! Five...
[16:19] Nir/Id
    These guys are heroes who
    will save our world?
[16:24] Glasses
    Four...
[16:26] Glasses
    Three...
[16:27] Nir/Id
    Figures.
[16:29] Kyotaro
    Two...
[16:31] Sensei
    You shouldn't lie.
[16:36] Tetsuo
    That hurts!
[16:37] Glasses
    Wh-Who the hell are you?!
[16:39] Sensei
    People like you shouldn't be called heroes.
[16:44] Nir
    Y-You're...
[16:46] Sensei
    It's because adults like you lie so
    casually that children imitate you.
[16:53] Glasses
    God Analyze!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 90 0 90 20 0 20
SIGN    Other Worlder
[16:59] Glasses
    Boss, this is bad!
[17:01] Kyotaro
    What is it?
[17:02] Glasses
    He's an Other Worlder, too!
[17:03] Nir
    What?
SIGN    For Commercial Use
    Calmotin
    Sedative
[17:06] Glasses
    No, wait! I take it back!
[17:08] Glasses
    Not only does he only have one
    hit point, he's poisoned, too!
[17:12] Glasses
    What's he doing? Is he
    on some sketchy drugs?
[17:16] Kyotaro
    You scared us.
[17:18] Kyotaro
    As punishment for scaring some heroes,
[17:21] Kyotaro
    we'll make you suffer like you never
    have before, and then kill you!
[17:24] Kyotaro
    Kill you... kill you... kill you...
[17:29] Sensei
    What did you say?
[17:32] Glasses
    Boss, this is bad!
[17:34] Kyotaro
    What now?
[17:35] Glasses
    His vitality is rising like crazy!
[17:39] Kyotaro
    What?!
[17:40] Glasses
    He's probably in a super excited state!
[17:42] Kyotaro
    U-Under these circumstances?!
[17:45] Sensei
    Were you planning to shoot
    me dead with that bow?
[17:51] Sensei
    Such a dandy plan.
[17:55] Sensei
    Make sure you aim right here.
[18:04] Kyotaro
    He's... He's...
[18:07] Kyotaro
    He's a pervert!
[18:11] Sensei
    Good grief. They were liars to the end.
[18:17] Nir
    H-Hey!
[18:19] Nir
    Are you a hero?
[18:22] Sensei
    A hero?
[18:25] Sensei
    I'm nothing so grand.
[18:35] Sensei
    As it should be.
[18:37] Nir
    Wh-What?
[18:40] Sensei
    Adults are youths who have been betrayed.
[18:46] Sensei
    But you're still a child.
[18:50] Sensei
    You're not ready to become an adult yet.
[18:54] Sensei
    For now,
[18:57] Sensei
    that's the look you should have in your eyes.
[19:06] Nir
    Huh?
[19:07] Nir
    Hey, wait! You're not going to untie me?!
[19:16] Annette
    Come. Let's head straight to Grün.
[19:20] Tama
    Huh? Sensei, did you not get enough sleep?
[19:24] Annette
    Come to think of it,
    where did you go last night?
[19:28] Annette
    What? Were you with a woman?
[19:31] Sensei
    I had a truly delightful night.
[19:34] Annette
    "Delightful"?!
[19:35] Annette
    What did you do, Sensei?!
[19:37] Annette
    Please tell me, Sensei!
[19:40] Tama
    Now, now...
[19:42] Nir
    Whatever. Let's get moving.
[19:46] Nir
    Hey.
[19:47] Tama
    There you are, Big Mouth Nir!
[19:50] Tama
    You liar! Give us back our money!
[19:52] Annette
    Now, now...
[19:54] Nir
    No way. I didn't lie to you.
[19:57] Tama
    What?!
[19:59] Nir
    Didn't I say I'd introduce
    you to a valiant warrior?
[20:04] Annette
    Huh?
[20:05] Tama
    Y-You can't mean...
SIGN    Trainee Swordsman Nir joined the party.
[21:47] System
    Landmark Castle Grün discovered.
[21:50] System
    Sensei has gained five experience points.
[21:55] Sensei
    I want to die.
[21:56] Nir
    Huh?! What brought that on?
[21:59] Nir
    Did something painful happen to you?
[22:01] Sensei
    There isn't a day when living isn't painful.
[22:05] Nir
    B-Bad news! Sensei says he wants to die!
[22:09] Tama
    Uh-huh. Anyway, the weather sure is nice today.
[22:12] Nir
    Huh? What kind of reaction is that?!
[22:14] Tama
    More importantly, Nir, it's
    about time you swapped with me.
[22:17] Nir
    What? No way.
[22:19] Tama
    How long are you going to make
    a lady drag this coffin?
[22:22] Tama
    You're a valiant warrior, aren't you?
[22:24] Nir
    Aw, man.
[22:29] Annette
    Tama, Nia, Sensei. I see our destination.
[22:33] Annette
    That is Tama's homeland, the city of Grün.
[22:44] Tama
    I haven't been back in ages!
[22:46] Tama
    I wonder how everyone's doing!
[22:48] Annette
    Tama...
[22:49] Annette
    There seems to be an inspection checkpoint.
[22:51] Tama
    I'll get us through.
[22:54] Tama
    I'm actually a bit famous around here.
[23:01] Tama
    Huh?
[23:02] Guard
    Don't try to resist!
    You're all under arrest!
[23:06] Nir
    Famous, huh?
[23:09] Tama
    H-Huh?
[23:11] Sensei
    Under arrest?
[23:14] Annette
    Let us out! We haven't done anything!
[23:21] Annette
    Oh, gods! Please save us!
[23:30] Annette
    There are no gods...
[23:32] Nir
    Which is it?
[23:34] Annette
    Save us, gods...
[23:37] Annette
    There are no gods...