E2 - Shall I Tell You How It Feels to Sleep in a Coffin?

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[00:03] Tama
    It's... so... heavy!
[00:08] Tama
    Come on, Sensei!
[00:10] Tama
    Can't you walk on your own two legs?!
SIGN    There was no
     response.
[00:16] Tama
    Huh? He's not actually dead, is he?
SIGN    Sensei
    Profession: Adventurer
    Sex: Male
    
    
    LV 3
    HP 1
    MP 0
    
    Poison
    (Calmotin)
[00:20] Annette
    He's fine.
[00:21] Annette
    He's simply resting in peace.
[00:24] Tama
    Could you not say that in front of a coffin?
[00:28] Annette
    We're nearly at the castle.
[00:30] Annette
    Let us go, Tama.
[00:31] Tama
    My name isn't Tama!
[00:47] Sensei/Id
    I swear I'll find you, Sacchan.
[00:52] Sensei/Id
    Then we'll commit double-suicide together.
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    [ No Longer Allowed in Another World ]
SIGN    Another World ]
[02:27] Tama
    Hey! We're here, Sensei!
[02:48] [SONG] Sign
    Castle Town of Roth
[02:49] Sensei
    I see. Another world, eh?
[02:55] Sensei
    Not bad.
[02:57] Annette
    For now, let us go to the castle and
    have an audience with the king.
[03:03] Passerby
    What is this doing here?
[03:04] Passerby
    Where did it come from?
[03:06] [SONG] Sign
    Castle Roth
[03:07] Thomas
    Welcome, travelers.
[03:10] [SONG] Sign
    King of Roth
SIGN    Thomas
SIGN    Princess Charlotte
[03:10] Thomas
    I am Thomas, the King of Roth.
[03:14] Charlotte
    And I am Princess Charlotte.
[03:16] Thomas
    You must be exhausted
    from your long journey.
[03:19] Thomas
    Tonight you shall rest in
    the castle's bedchambers.
[03:22] Tama
    What a generous king!
[03:24] Annette
    We appreciate your consideration.
[03:26] Thomas
    But wait! There is a condition.
[03:29] Thomas
    I love hearing travelers'
    stories more than anything.
[03:33] Thomas
    Will you share one of your pleasant
    memories from your travels with me?
[03:42] Sensei
    In that case, shall I tell you how
    it feels to sleep in a coffin?
[03:46] Thomas
    What?!
[03:47] Thomas/Id
    Wait... Did he just threaten me?
[03:51] Annette
    B-By the way, King Thomas,
[03:53] Annette
    Princess Charlotte is rather beautiful.
[03:57] Thomas
    Ah, yes. Isn't she?
[04:00] Thomas
    She's actually getting married soon.
[04:03] Thomas
    Since you're here, perhaps
    I'll ask for your advice.
[04:09] Thomas
    Bring them here.
[04:11] Guards
    Yes, Your Majesty!
[04:25] Thomas
    Allow me to introduce you.
SIGN    Warrior Gomez
[04:27] Thomas
    This is Gomez, the valiant warrior,
    and Otto, the wandering minstrel of love.
[04:29] [SONG] Sign
    Wandering Minstrel
SIGN    Otto
[04:33] Thomas
    Perhaps due to the influence
    of the Wrathful Dark Lord,
[04:37] Thomas
    monster activity has increased recently.
[04:40] Thomas
    However, I've grown too old
    to deal with this problem.
[04:45] Thomas
    So I've decided that one
    of these two shall become
[04:50] Thomas
    Charlotte's husband and the next king.
[04:53] Thomas
    However, Charlotte has still
    not chosen a husband.
[04:59] Tama
    My, my.
[05:00] Thomas
    So, travelers, I ask for your advice.
[05:05] Thomas
    Will it be Gomez the fighter
    or Otto the lover?
[05:09] Thomas
    Who is the more suitable
    husband for Charlotte?
SIGN    Gomez
    
    Otto
[05:19] Sensei
    How should I know?
SIGN    Otto
SIGN    m 0 0 l 80 0 80 30 0 30
SIGN    How should
    I know?
[05:20] Thomas
    What?!
[05:22] Sensei
    Your daughter's future hinges on
    this critical choice, doesn't it?
[05:26] Sensei
    It's not a question you should be asking
    travelers who just arrived today.
[05:30] Sensei
    You're a horrible tyrant of a king.
[05:35] Sensei
    No...
[05:38] Sensei
    You're not fit to be a king.
[05:43] Sensei
    That said, as one who is not fit to live
    in any world, I have no right to say that.
[05:50] Annette
    I-I'm terribly sorry!
[05:52] Tama
    Sensei is an Other Worlder,
    so he can be a bit... you know!
[05:56] Thomas
    It matters not. If he's an Other
    Worlder, then he cannot help it.
[06:00] Annette
    I'm truly sorry!
[06:03] Annette
    Truly! Truly!
[06:03] Tama
    Sorry! Sorry!
[06:06] Annette
    I'm sorry!
[06:07] Tama
    Sorry!
[06:18] Annette
    U-Um, Sensei?
[06:23] Annette
    Are you having trouble sleeping?
[06:31] Sensei
    I never sleep well.
[06:43] Annette
    S-Sensei...
[06:46] Annette
    Who is Sacchan, exactly?
[07:05] Annette
    You're shameless!
[07:07] Annette
    How could you rest your head
    on a gentleman's thighs?!
[07:10] Tama
    I was cold! What was I supposed to do?!
[07:13] Tama
    It's what my species does!
[07:13] Annette
    Regardless, I cannot overlook this!
[07:16] Tama
    It's none of your business!
[07:17] Tama
    In fact, you're just jealous, aren't you?
[07:19] Annette
    My word!
[07:20] Annette
    This is what you get!
[07:21] Tama
    Not my tail!
[07:22] Annette
    Too bad! This is what you get!
[07:50] Sensei
    It's a nice view.
[07:54] Charlotte
    Traveler.
[08:00] Charlotte
    It's a beautiful lake, isn't it?
[08:04] Sensei
    Indeed. It's beautiful.
[08:08] Sensei
    It makes me want to drown myself.
[08:10] Charlotte
    What?!
[08:12] Charlotte
    D-Drown yourself?
[08:14] Charlotte
    Are you so troubled that you
    wish to kill yourself?
[08:20] Sensei
    It seems to me you are more troubled than I.
[08:35] Charlotte
    I still can't choose between
    Mr. Gomez and Otto.
[08:41] Charlotte
    It hasn't been long since
    Mr. Gomez arrived at the castle,
[08:44] Charlotte
    but already he's the most
    dependable of our soldiers.
[08:49] Charlotte
    My father has faith in his strength, as well.
[08:53] Charlotte
    For that reason, I should
    probably choose him.
[08:56] Charlotte
    But Otto is my childhood friend.
[09:00] Charlotte
    Whenever I felt down, he wrote songs
    and came to sing them to me.
[09:08] Charlotte
    What should I do?
[09:17] Sensei
    Unlike me, you are a truly kind
    girl who cares for her father.
[09:24] Sensei
    My life has been a continuous
    series of troubles.
[09:28] Sensei
    I've attempted suicide and
    double-suicide numerous times,
[09:32] Sensei
    inconveniencing my father
    and family greatly.
[09:37] Sensei
    But...
[09:40] Sensei
    I've never once asked anyone else
    to choose how I should live for me.
[09:50] Sensei
    You should decide for
    yourself what you will do.
[09:57] Sensei
    What is it that you truly want?
[10:01] Sensei
    Ask yourself that question.
[10:13] Thomas
    Travelers, I apologize for
    making you return here again.
[10:17] Thomas
    I have summoned you here for one reason.
[10:19] Thomas
    Charlotte has finally chosen
    who she will marry.
[10:24] Thomas
    I ask that you act as witnesses.
[10:28] Annette
    When you consider the kingdom's future,
    I'm sure she will marry Mr. Gomez.
[10:31] Tama
    I think she and Otto are the better match.
[10:35] Tama
    What?
[10:36] Thomas
    Charlotte, stand before the man
    you've chosen and speak your vows.
[10:43] Charlotte
    Yes, Father.
[10:57] Charlotte
    I asked myself numerous times what I wanted...
[11:03] Charlotte
    And I have made my decision.
[11:06] Charlotte
    I shall commit double-suicide with this man.
[11:12] Thomas
    What?!
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    Shall I Tell You
    How It Feels to
    Sleep in a Coffin?
SIGN    Shall I Tell You
    How It Feels to
    Sleep in a Coffin?
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    Shall I Tell You
    How It Feels to
    Sleep in a Coffin?
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    Shall I Tell You
    How It Feels to
    Sleep in a Coffin?
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
SIGN    No Longer Allowed in Another World
[11:22] Tama
    Double...
[11:23] Annette
    Double...
[11:24] Thomas
    Double...
[11:25] All
    Double-suicide?!
[11:27] Tama
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[11:29] Annette
    There is no god!
[11:30] Tama
    Huh?!
[11:32] Charlotte
    Traveler, after speaking to
    you, I thought all night.
[11:37] Charlotte
    Then I realized something.
[11:39] Charlotte
    Whenever I felt down, Otto wrote
    songs and came to sing them to me.
[11:46] Charlotte
    But when I thought about it, I realized
    he also came when I didn't feel down.
[11:52] Charlotte
    He made a ruckus all night last night, as well.
[11:56] Charlotte
    I believe he simply wanted to perform
    his newest songs to someone.
[12:02] Charlotte
    Also, I cannot marry Mr. Gomez.
[12:04] Charlotte
    He smells a bit.
[12:07] Thomas
    Wait a minute, Charlotte!
[12:09] Thomas
    Don't be a fool! Choose a husband!
[12:13] Charlotte
    You are the fool, Father!
[12:16] Charlotte
    Why would you make me marry someone
    without asking for my opinion first?
[12:21] Charlotte
    I don't even want to get married!
[12:28] Charlotte
    In the end, nobody considered my feelings...
[12:33] Charlotte
    Except for this man.
[12:39] Charlotte
    You were the only one who asked
    for my opinion and respected it.
[12:50] Sensei
    I see.
[12:52] Sensei
    That's the reason you've decided not to
    marry and commit double-suicide with me?
[13:00] Gomez
    You said I smell.
[13:04] Gomez
    The girl has got a keen nose.
[13:06] Charlotte
    M-Mr. Gomez?
[13:08] Thomas
    Wh-Wha...
[13:14] Thomas
    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 140 0 140 60 0 60
SIGN    Servant of the
    Wrathful Dark Lord
    Gomez has appeared!
[13:17] Gomez
    I intended to acquire this kingdom by becoming
    its king, then offering it to the Dark Lord.
[13:23] Gomez
    I didn't think the princess
    would see through my disguise.
[13:28] Sensei
    Had you realized his true identity?
[13:30] Charlotte
    N-No, not at all.
[13:33] Charlotte
    I simply said he smells because he does.
[13:36] Sensei
    You heard her.
[13:37] Gomez
    Silence!
[13:39] Gomez
    Given the circumstances,
    I no longer need the throne!
[13:42] Gomez
    I shall simply kill all of you!
[13:47] Tama
    Hey, wake up!
[13:50] Tama
    This is no time to fall unconscious!
[13:51] Soldier A
    Protect the king!
[13:55] Gomez
    Stay out of this, small fry!
[14:08] Tama
    Hey.
[14:10] Tama
    Watch it!
[14:14] Tama
    Fine. If you want to play
    so bad, I'll play with you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 85 0 85 52 0 52
SIGN    Tama (Temp)
    Martial Artist
    Lv. 14
[14:26] Otto
    Then I shall sing for you.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 125 60 0 60
SIGN    Otto
    Wandering Minstrel
    Lv. 89
[14:30] Tama
    Your level is so high!
[14:31] Otto
    Now fight, valiant hero!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 125 55 0 55
SIGN    Otto played
    “Song of the
    Nameless Warrior”!
[14:35] Tama
    A buff skill, huh? Appreciate it.
SIGN    But nothing happened.
SIGN    But nothing happened.
[14:38] Tama
    It's just your newest song?!
SIGN    Sensei is entranced by the new song.
[14:41] Tama
    Please, Sensei...
[14:56] Tama
    Cat Kick!
[15:02] Tama
    Cat Punch!
[15:13] Gomez
    Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just do something?
[15:16] Tama/Id
    What's with those horns?
[15:18] Tama/Id
    On top of being crazy hard,
    they're sharp, too.
[15:21] Gomez
    I'll put all my strength into my next attack.
[15:23] Gomez
    My Iron Horns will tear you to pieces.
[15:31] Sensei
    Hey, cow.
[15:35] Sensei
    Pardon the interruption,
    but could you kill us first?
[15:42] Charlotte
    Huh?
[15:44] Gomez
    Huh?
[15:47] Sensei
    She and I both wish to die.
[15:51] Sensei
    Could you kill us with those
    magnificent horns of yours?
[15:57] Sensei
    Now that the princess has been released
    from the grasp of her foolish father,
[16:01] Sensei
    her first wish is to commit
    double-suicide with me.
[16:07] Sensei
    Could you grant us this favor, cow?
[16:12] Thomas
    Wh-What an unbelievable man!
[16:14] Tama
    What are you saying, Sensei?!
[16:18] Gomez
    Very well.
[16:19] Gomez
    If you're that desperate to die,
    I shall grant your wish and kill you first.
[16:26] Gomez
    Then, I shall kill the king.
[16:28] Gomez
    Finally, I will burn the city to the ground,
     killing every last citizen of this kingdom.
[16:34] Gomez
    How does that sound?
[16:37] Sensei
    Do as you wish.
[16:39] Sensei
    Since we're about to die,
    it matters not to us.
[16:48] Charlotte
    T-Traveler...
[16:54] Sensei
    Now our wish will be granted, Charlotte.
[17:00] Gomez
    Then enjoy the afterlife together!
[17:05] Tama
    Sensei!
[17:08] Thomas
    Charlotte!
[17:18] Charlotte
    No.
[17:21] Charlotte
    I don't want to die.
[17:25] Charlotte
    I can't die yet.
[17:31] Charlotte
    I want to live...
[17:36] Charlotte
    and protect the people of this kingdom!
[17:43] Sensei
    That's what you actually want?
[17:47] Sensei
    I knew you were a kind princess.
[17:53] Sensei
    As my partner for double-suicide...
[18:00] Sensei
    you simply will not do.
[18:08] Charlotte
    Wait!
[18:10] Annette
    Stout barrier of light.
[18:12] Annette
    Shield!
[18:17] Annette
    I will not let you die so
    long as I am by your side.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 70 0 70 55 0 55
SIGN    Annette
    Priestess
    Lv. 18
[18:30] Tama
    Nice work, Annette!
[18:32] Annette
    Now, Tama!
[18:33] Tama
    Got it!
[18:35] Tama
    Wildcat Strike!
[19:02] Tama
    You saved me. Th-Thanks, Annette.
[19:10] Annette
    No, you saved me.
[19:12] Annette
    Thank you, Tama.
[19:15] Tama
    Wh-Who are you calling Tama?
[19:21] Otto
    I shall turn your friendship into a song.
[19:25] Tama
    We've had enough of you.
[19:32] Thomas
    Charlotte!
[19:35] Thomas
    I'm sorry!
[19:37] Charlotte
    Father.
[19:38] Thomas
    I can't believe what I tried to do
    without considering your feelings.
[19:43] Thomas
    I'm not fit to be king.
[19:46] Thomas
    No, I'm not fit to be your father.
[19:48] Thomas
    Please forgive your foolish
    father, Charlotte.
[19:52] Thomas
    I'm begging you!
[19:59] Charlotte
    Father.
[20:02] Charlotte
    From now on, let me talk to you all about...
[20:06] Charlotte
    this kingdom and us.
[20:09] Thomas
    Yes. Yes, of course.
[20:23] Sensei
    I failed to die again.
[20:29] Guard A
    I bring news!
[20:31] Guard A
    Monsters have appeared near the south gate!
[20:35] Charlotte
    Then the royal guard will head there
    to exterminate them immediately.
[20:42] Charlotte
    We are protecting the kingdom.
[20:44] Charlotte
    I am counting on all of you.
[20:47] Guards
    Yes, Your Majesty Queen Charlotte!
[21:00] Annette
    A new 16-year-old queen, huh?
[21:03] Tama
    Charlotte made quite the bold decision.
[21:07] Tama
    I doubt it'll be easy.
    I wonder if she'll be okay.
[21:10] Sensei
    It's the decision she made for herself.
[21:13] Sensei
    We have nothing to worry about.
[21:24] Sensei
    Anyway, dying women certainly are beautiful,
[21:29] Sensei
    but women who stand up on their own
    two feet are beautiful, as well.
[21:35] Tama
    Whatever, Sensei. Could you
    walk on your own two feet?
[21:42] Sensei
    The sky is blue.
[23:18] Ysha
    Annette!
[23:20] Ysha
    Hang in there, Annette!
[23:23] Annette
    Don't worry about me. Help him.
[23:31] Ysha
    Bring every healing potion we have!
[23:34] Ysha
    Summon every priest present!