E5 - The Former Couple Spends the Night 'You're Welcome
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SIGN Outdoor Education Guidebook
Nagimi Middle School
[00:02] Mizuto
Looking back, I can only describe
it as a youthful indiscretion.
[00:07] Mizuto
But from my second to third
year of middle school,
[00:10] Mizuto
I had what you might call a girlfriend.
SIGN The Complete Works of Natsume Soseki
[00:14] Mizuto
This was before that happened...
[00:19] (Flashback) Yume
U-Um... Thank you for this afternoon.
[00:25] (Flashback) Mizuto
This afternoon?
[00:27] (Flashback) Yume
You know... For splitting your
curry ingredients with me.
[00:33] (Flashback) Mizuto
Oh, don't mention it.
[00:37] (Flashback) Mizuto
The moon is beautiful, isn't it?
[00:42] (Flashback) Yume
D-D-Did you... W-W-Was that...
[00:47] (Flashback) Mizuto
I didn't mean it like that.
[00:53] Mizuto
Back then, we weren't even acquaintances,
[00:56] Mizuto
let alone close enough
to make lasting memories.
[00:59] Mizuto
Just strangers who happened to cross paths.
[01:02] Mizuto
But even so, I've never forgotten that night.
SIGN My Stepmom's
Daughter Is
My Ex
SIGN Irido
SIGN The Former Couple Spends the Night
SIGN "You're Welcome"
[02:43] Yume
What are you doing? It's time to go.
SIGN nigozyu
Umibouzu
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
[02:47] Mizuto
Huh? Go where?
[02:49] Yume
To buy a present.
[02:51] Mizuto
What for?
[02:53] Yume
For Mother's Day!
[02:55] Mizuto
Mother's Day?
[02:57] Yume
You forgot? I reminded you a week ago!
[03:03] Mizuto
I don't see why we need to go
buy a present together, though.
[03:07] Yume
It'll make her think we're still getting along.
[03:11] Yume
I thought you'd feel less awkward
if we gave her one together.
[03:15] Yume
And we can split the cost this way, right?
[03:17] Mizuto
That last one is the real reason, no?
[03:20] Yume
It's the thought that counts, after all.
Not the price tag.
[03:23] Mizuto
No thanks. Going shopping with
you isn't exactly my idea of fun.
[03:27] Mizuto
At least let me spend my Sundays in peace.
[03:32] Yume
Okay.
SIGN nigozyu
Umibouzu
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
[03:41] Yume
Hello, Mizuto-kun.
SIGN nigozyu
Umibouzu
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
SIGN The Detective Is Already Dead
[03:59] Yume
Goodness, how strange.
[04:02] Yume
I'd have thought gawking at your sister
because she dolled up a bit
[04:05] Yume
constituted breaking the rules,
dear little brother.
[04:18] Mizuto
It's so crowded.
[04:19] Yume
It's always like this on weekends.
[04:22] Yume
I guess you wouldn't know
since you stay cooped up.
[04:24] Mizuto
I stay cooped up because
I know it's like this.
[04:31] Mizuto
M-My bad. Gimme a sec. I'll get off you.
[04:35] Yume
Uh, no... Stop.
[04:38] Yume
W-We're just gonna end up this way
every time it wobbles anyway.
[04:42] Yume
May as well get comfortable.
[04:45] Mizuto
A-All right.
[04:55] Yume
So, what kind of gift should we get Mom?
[04:59] Mizuto
Let's see...
[05:00] Label (Close Up)
As Seen On TV!
[05:00] Label (Close Up)
Diamond Coated
[05:00] Label (Close Up)
Lasts 10 million uses!
[05:01] Mizuto
How about a frying pan?
[05:02] Mizuto
She's a decent cook. Unlike someone.
[05:05] Yume
Huh?
[05:07] Yume
You do realize we already
have four at home, don't you?
[05:10] Mizuto
Then something matching with Dad?
[05:10] Label
Couple's Mug Set
[05:12] Yume
Like she'd want that.
She's not in middle school.
[05:16] Label
We Print Your Photos
[05:17] Mizuto
Then...
[05:18] Labels (Left to Right)
Capture Your Memories on a Plate
[05:18] Labels (Left to Right)
We Print Your Photos
[05:19] Mizuto
Personalized dishware?
[05:21] Yume
That's the absolute worst
thing we could get her.
SIGN Irido
[05:29] Yume
Thanks for always being there, Mom.
[05:32] Yume
This is your Mother's Day gift
from me and Mizuto-kun.
[05:36] Mizuto
You always make our lunches in
the morning and so much more.
[05:42] Mizuto
So we wanted to show our gratitude,
I guess you could say.
[05:50] Yuni
Thank you so much...
[05:56] Yuni
You two are such good kids!
[06:00] Yuni
Mine-kun!
[06:02] Yuni
I never thought I'd ever get carnations! Ever!
[06:06] Yume
I think we made her happy.
[06:09] Mizuto
Yeah...
[06:57] Mizuto
Did you come to watch?
[07:03] Yume
I'm sorry.
[07:05] Yume
The door was open, so I was just curious...
[07:09] Yume
You said you didn't remember much
about your mother, right?
[07:12] Mizuto
Well, she died when I was very little.
[07:16] Mizuto
I only know her face from this picture.
[07:21] Mizuto
I see.
[07:27] Mizuto
What are you doing?
[07:30] Yume
Supporting you.
[07:33] Yume
I am your older sister today, after all.
[07:38] Mizuto
I guess I signed up for this,
so I can't complain.
[07:42] Mizuto
"If you're going to eat poison,
might as well lick the plate."
[07:45] Yume
Did you just call me poison?
[07:53] Yume
By the way, giving that
present today got me thinking.
[07:57] Yume
This would be for both of our parents, but...
[08:02] Yume
I was wondering if we could give them
some alone time somehow.
[08:05] Yume
Alone time?
[08:07] Mizuto
They're newlyweds,
[08:08] ---
but they barely get to spend
any time as a couple, don't you think?
[08:13] Mizuto
I bet they're just trying
to be considerate of us.
[08:16] Yume
I'm impressed.
[08:18] Yume
I didn't think you were capable
of such noble consideration.
[08:22] Mizuto
Just how little do you think of me?
[08:26] Yume
Well, we could pay for them
to eat out or go travel somewhere.
[08:30] Yume
But that's way out of budget
with our allowance.
[08:34] Mizuto
Then let's think of it a different way.
[08:37] Mizuto
How about we go stay
overnight somewhere instead?
[08:42] Yume
Huh?
[08:44] Yume
Hold it! Why would we do that?
[08:47] Mizuto
Why? We want to give
our parents time alone, right?
[08:50] Mizuto
They deserve more than
just a few hours, don't you think?
[08:55] Yume
You're right.
[08:57] Yume
B-But a boy and a girl...
staying somewhere overnight...
[09:03] Mizuto
Don't tell me you think
we'll be staying together.
[09:06] Yume
Huh? We're not?
[09:08] Mizuto
Please...
[09:09] Mizuto
Internet cafes only allow couples
18 and up to stay the night.
[09:13] Mizuto
And we'd need parental permission
to stay at a hotel or an inn.
[09:17] Yume
R-Right...
[09:20] Mizuto
Well, there is one place that'd let
two high schoolers stay the night.
[09:25] Yume
There is? Where?
[09:30] Mizuto
A love hotel.
[09:32] Yume
A... A l-l-love... love...
[09:35] Mizuto
Apparently we can stay as long
as they don't figure out our ages.
[09:39] Mizuto
You in?
[09:40] Yume
O-O-Of course I'm not!
[09:43] Mizuto
I figured.
[09:45] Mizuto
The rates were a little pricey
when I checked earlier anyway.
[09:49] Yume
So you planned on us spending the
night together if they weren't?!
[09:53] Mizuto
As a last resort.
[09:56] Yume
A last resort?
[09:59] Yume
Now I'm definitely not in!
SIGN Irido
[10:10] Mizuto
About our conversation yesterday...
[10:12] Mizuto
I was able to secure a place for us to stay.
SIGN I'd like to give my parents some alone time.
Could you help us out?
SIGN Read
SIGN Kawanami
SIGN Sure thing. You can stay at my place
if you want.
SIGN Kawanami
SIGN Kawanami
SIGN Kawanami
SIGN And Irido-san can stay at Minami's!
SIGN She lives right next door, so you'll
have less to worry about, right?
SIGN See you next Saturday, then!
[10:25] Yume
Next door?
SIGN I'd like to give my parents some alone time.
Could you help us out?
SIGN Read
SIGN Kawanami
SIGN Sure thing. You can stay at my place
if you want.
[10:27] Mizuto
Yeah, I was surprised too.
[10:28] Mizuto
I had no idea those two
were next-door neighbors.
SIGN My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
[10:41] Akatsuki
It was your idea for both of you
to stay over, right, Irido-kun?
[10:46] Akatsuki
I gotta thank you.
[10:47] Akatsuki
Spending the night with Yume-chan,
just the two of us...
[10:50] Akatsuki
It's like a dream come true!
[10:52] Mizuto
Remember to behave yourself, Minami-san.
[10:55] Akatsuki
Don't you worry!
[10:57] Kogure
All right, let the man go already.
[10:59] Kogure
Don't you see you're treading in
boys-only territory here?
[11:03] Akatsuki
"Boys-only"? Get over yourself.
[11:06] Kogure
Aren't you forgetting something?
[11:07] Akatsuki
Like what?
[11:08] Kogure
Your little princess over there
is getting lonely.
[11:19] Akatsuki
I'm sorry!
[11:20] Akatsuki
I promise never to leave your
side ever again, Yume-chan!
[11:24] Yume
That's all right, Akatsuki-san.
[11:26] Yume
Let's leave my little brother
over there and hurry inside.
[11:36] Akatsuki
All right, Kawanami.
[11:37] Akatsuki
This is a girls-only zone, so don't
even think about bothering us.
[11:40] Kogure
You don't have to tell me.
There's no way I'd set foot in your place.
[11:45] Yume
Say, Akatsuki-san...
[11:47] Yume
What exactly is your relationship
with Kawanami-kun?
[11:50] Akatsuki
Oh, nothing you need to worry about, really.
[11:53] Akatsuki
We're next-door neighbors...
[11:55] Kogure
...who just happen to have hung out with
each other since elementary school.
[12:00] Mizuto
So you're childhood friends.
[12:02] Kogure
That title is reserved for people
who remain close, in the present tense.
[12:08] Mizuto
You two seem pretty close to me.
[12:11] Kogure
The word "astronomical" doesn't
even begin to describe
[12:16] Kogure
the distance between me and her.
[12:19] Mizuto
And yet...
SIGN Kawanami
[12:21] Mizuto
as for the physical distance between you...
SIGN Minami
[12:25] Mizuto
you're next-door neighbors.
[12:28] Mizuto
That must be hell on earth.
[12:30] Kogure
Damn straight.
[12:32] Mizuto
Looks like you've got a lot going on.
[12:34] Mizuto
Well, I'll be the last person
to pry into someone else's business.
[12:37] Kogure
That's great, 'cause I'll be the first.
[12:40] Kogure
So, how far have you gone with Irido-san?
[12:42] Mizuto
Have some decency, would you?
[12:45] Kogure
I'll be blunt.
[12:47] Kogure
Have you ever seen her boobs?
[12:49] Mizuto
Give me a break!
[12:50] Mizuto
Even if I had, you think I'd tell you that?
[12:55] Kogure
Interesting...
[12:56] Kogure
Very interesting!
[12:58] Kogure
So Yume's boobs are for your eyes only.
[13:01] Kogure
Is what you're saying, right, Irido?!
[13:07] Akatsuki
Stop, Yume-chan! Stop!
[13:10] Akatsuki
Between your hands and that wall,
it's only a matter of time before one gives out!
SIGN August 15th (Sat)
SIGN Irido Yume
Pervert!
SIGN Irido Yume
Pervert!!
SIGN Irido Yume
Pervert!!!
SIGN Irido Yume
Pervert!!!!
[13:20] Kogure
Did I not tell you the walls here
were paper thin?!
[13:23] Mizuto
Let me be clear, Kawanami.
[13:25] Mizuto
There's no way I'm taking this lying down.
[13:28] Kogure
Hey!
[13:30] Kogure
Hey!
SIGN When I Grow Up
by Kawanami Kogure
When I grow up, I want to be a police officer.
I'll become a strong policeman. That way...
I can marry Akatsuki-chan and always keep her safe.
[13:31] Mizuto
"When I Grow Up," huh? What a lovely title.
[13:35] Kogure
N-Not that!
[13:36] Kogure
Anything but that, Irido!
[13:40] Mizuto
"When I Grow Up," by Kawanami Kogure.
[13:43] Mizuto
"When I grow up,
I want to be a police officer."
[13:46] Mizuto
"I'll become a strong policeman. That way..."
[13:49] Kogure
D-Don't say it!
[13:52] Mizuto
"I can marry Akatsuki-chan
and always keep her safe."
[13:58] Yume
Wait! Stop, Akatsuki-san! Stop!
[14:01] Yume
Something cracked!
I swear I heard something crack!
[14:04] Akatsuki
Kawanami!
[14:04] Yume
Try to calm down!
[14:05] Akatsuki
I told you to throw that out, didn't I?!
[14:07] Yume
Knock it off already!
[14:08] Akatsuki
Now Yume-chan of all people heard it!
[14:10] Kogure
You think I wanted this?!
[14:12] Akatsuki
It's your fault for making stupid
jokes in the first place, dummy!
[14:16] Kogure
Shut it, dingus!
[14:18] Kogure
Did no one ever tell you to treat others
the way you want to be treated?
[14:24] Mizuto
And you're telling me you two aren't close?
[14:33] Akatsuki
Dang it.
[14:36] Akatsuki
I forgot Kawanami likes to come here too!
[14:40] Akatsuki
There goes my one-on-one
dinner date with Yume-chan.
[14:43] Kogure
You call eating at a dirt-cheap
family restaurant a dinner date?
[14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)
Cheesy Bubbly Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax)
[14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)
Gorilla-Style Rice Casserole 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:47] Kogure
You're just gonna get a rice
casserole like always anyway.
[14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)
Seal-Style Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax)
[14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)
Seal-Style Rice Casserole with Focaccia 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:50] Akatsuki
So what if I am?! It's cheap and delicious!
[14:53] Akatsuki
Besides, you're just gonna get pizza,
even though it's bad for you!
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Pancetta Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Veggie Mushroom Pizza 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Margherita Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)
[14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Polar Bear Mozzarella Pizza 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax)
[14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
At No Extra Cost!!
[14:55] Kogure
You bet I am! It's cheap and delicious!
[14:56] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
Polar Bear Sausage Pizza 400 yen (After Tax)
[14:58] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)
+Free Soup
[14:59] Kogure
Plus, you can share it with everyone!
[15:02] Yume
I get a strong feeling they
come here together often...
[15:05] Mizuto
Like true childhood friends.
[15:08] Kogure & Akatsuki
Childhood friends?!
[15:10] Kogure & Akatsuki
Like I'd be caught dead with this idiot!
[15:11] Yume
You guys aren't...
[15:13] Mizuto
...doing this on purpose, right?
[15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)
Melon Flavor Contains no juice
[15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)
Orange Squash
[15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)
Orange
[15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)
10% Fruit Juice
[15:29] Yume
Are you sure that's the right choice?
[15:32] Yume
I suppose you wouldn't know how
to use a drink fountain, would you?
[15:36] Yume
Given your lack of friends, what occasion
have you to visit a restaurant like this?
[15:40] Mizuto
I could say the same to you.
[15:42] Yume
Allow me to demonstrate.
[15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)
Refreshing White Grape
[15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)
20% Fruit Juice
[15:46] Yume
You watching?
[15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)
Orange
[15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)
10% Fruit Juice
[15:47] Yume
When using the drink fountain,
[15:50] Drink Station (Close Up)
Melon Flavor Contains no juice
[15:50] Yume
one is supposed to mix
the drinks together like so
[15:56] Yume
and create one's own unique blend.
[15:59] Mizuto
Are you... for real?
[16:03] Yume
Now it's your turn to try.
Let your heart lead the way.
[16:08] Mizuto
Bring it on!
[16:12] Akatsuki
Sorry, Yume-chan!
[16:14] Akatsuki
I wasn't serious when I said
to mix the drinks at the fountain.
[16:17] Akatsuki
It was a joke!
[16:18] Yume
Are you... serious right now?
[16:22] Kogure
Looks like you got Mizuto fooled too!
[16:26] Akatsuki
Wow, like peas in a pod!
[16:28] Kogure
It's almost like you two are siblings!
[16:31] Mizuto & Yume
Like you two bosom buddies can talk!
[16:35] Akatsuki
That was great!
[16:38] Akatsuki
Say, Irido-kun.
[16:40] Akatsuki
You're good at Japanese, right?
[16:42] Akatsuki
Mind tutoring me later?
[16:45] Akatsuki
Midterms are coming up, you know?
[16:47] Mizuto
Is the snuggling necessary?
[16:49] Akatsuki
I gotta make Yume-chan so jealous that
she begs me to snuggle up to her instead.
[16:54] Mizuto
That's just plain dirty.
[16:56] Mizuto
If you need a tutor,
you should ask her instead.
[17:00] Yume
Me?
[17:01] Mizuto
Yeah. You're better suited
to teaching than I'll ever be.
[17:07] Mizuto
So dedicated to your studies.
[17:09] Yume
How smart of you to notice.
[17:11] Mizuto
Of course!
[17:12] Mizuto
You actually have to work hard to succeed,
[17:15] Mizuto
whereas I attain good grades
with very little effort.
[17:18] Mizuto
I'd hardly be an effective tutor.
[17:20] Yume
What's your problem?!
[17:22] Yume
Is it your life's work to piss me off?!
[17:25] Akatsuki
Touché, Irido-kun.
[17:27] Akatsuki
Didn't think you'd take advantage of
the situation to one-up me like that.
SIGN All Irido's been doing is studying for midterms.
I'm so bored! So much for "very little effort"
SIGN Read
SIGN Akatsuki
SIGN Huh? Aren't you studying too, Kawanami?
Me and Yume-chan are
SIGN Yume
SIGN Kawanami-kun, we don't go to just any old school.
Think back on how hard the entrance exam was
[17:51] Kogure
Say, Irido...
[17:53] Kogure
How hard do you think exams are...
[17:55] Mizuto
Hard.
[17:56] Mizuto
So hard that someone like me, who prides
himself on not trying, actually has to try.
[18:02] Kogure
For real?
[18:04] Mizuto
For real.
[18:07] Kogure
So the freedom I was promised
after I got in was all a lie!
[18:11] Mizuto
Well, I suppose you don't have to try
if you're okay with any old passing grade.
[18:16] Kogure
Huh?
[18:18] Kogure
So why are you studying so hard, Irido?
[18:23] Mizuto
I can't go losing to my little sister, can I?
[18:29] Kogure
You two are something else.
[18:32] Kogure
I've never felt compelled to
face off with someone like that.
[18:36] Mizuto
Really?
[18:37] Mizuto
From what I saw today, you two
seemed pretty competitive to me.
[18:42] Kogure
But we're too concerned about appearances
to butt heads as openly as you do.
[18:48] Kogure
I'm exhausted just thinking
about keeping that up.
[18:51] Mizuto
The way I see it, at least you
two have some sense of decorum.
[18:55] Kogure
The grass is always greener
on the other side, I guess.
[18:59] Mizuto
Look at you, spouting proverbs.
And you were worried about studying.
[19:04] Kogure
When life gives you lemons,
make lemonade, right?
[19:08] Kogure
All right. Guess I'll try cracking a book too.
[19:11] Kogure
Now that I think about it,
[19:13] Kogure
it might be nice to do better than Minami.
[19:15] Mizuto
That's the spirit. You got this.
[19:17] Kogure
That was your invitation
to tutor me, Mr. Smartypants!
SIGN In case of emergency, break this wall and
escape through the neighboring apartment
SIGN In case of emergency, break this wall and
escape through the neighboring apartment
[19:48] Mizuto
Are you really that embarrassed
I caught you standing there gaping?
[19:52] Yume
Do you really have to state the obvious?!
[19:54] Mizuto
I never knew you were into
wearing such cutesy pajamas.
[20:00] Mizuto
It must be tough holding back with me around.
[20:03] Yume
I'm only wearing this because
Akatsuki-san forced me to!
[20:06] Mizuto
It's okay, it's okay. I think it's cute.
[20:10] Mizuto
In a dorky way.
[20:11] Yume
I heard that!
[20:24] Yume
The moon is beautiful, isn't it?
[20:27] Mizuto
You remember? That time on the school trip?
[20:31] Yume
Like I could forget.
[20:33] Yume
Not after somebody dared
to use such a pretentious come-on.
[20:37] Mizuto
It's bad form to harp on a
man's youthful indiscretions.
[20:42] Yume
What would you do if I told you
that's when I started liking you?
[20:46] Mizuto
There'd be no point.
[20:48] Mizuto
What would it change?
[20:51] Yume
You're right.
[20:53] Yume
I wouldn't call what I felt
back then "liking you" anyway.
[20:56] Mizuto
But you did feel something?
[20:59] Yume
Forget I said anything.
[21:04] Mizuto
Why bring that up all of a sudden anyway?
[21:08] Yume
No reason.
[21:10] Yume
It's just... Akatsuki-san and Kawanami-kun
today had me thinking.
[21:14] Yume
I wonder if there's meaning in all
that time they've spent together.
[21:18] Mizuto
All that time, huh?
[21:22] Mizuto
I'm sure those two would have
things to say about that.
[21:25] Mizuto
It's not like you and I have to go out of
our way to spend time together anyway.
[21:32] Mizuto
As long as our parents stay together, that is.
[21:37] Yume
You think they'll ever split up?
[21:41] Mizuto
Not really.
[21:43] Mizuto
I think we're stuck as stepsiblings
until the end of time.
[21:50] Yume
Kinda sucks, doesn't it?
[21:53] Mizuto
You're telling me.
[21:57] Mizuto
Did you have fun today?
[22:00] Yume
Yeah, thanks.
[22:03] Mizuto
You're welcome.
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