E5 - The Former Couple Spends the Night 'You're Welcome Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Outdoor Education Guidebook      Nagimi Middle School [00:02] Mizuto     Looking back, I can only describe     it as a youthful indiscretion. [00:07] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [00:10] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. SIGN    The Complete Works of Natsume Soseki [00:14] Mizuto     This was before that happened... [00:19] (Flashback) Yume     U-Um... Thank you for this afternoon. [00:25] (Flashback) Mizuto     This afternoon? [00:27] (Flashback) Yume     You know... For splitting your     curry ingredients with me. [00:33] (Flashback) Mizuto     Oh, don't mention it. [00:37] (Flashback) Mizuto     The moon is beautiful, isn't it? [00:42] (Flashback) Yume     D-D-Did you... W-W-Was that... [00:47] (Flashback) Mizuto     I didn't mean it like that. [00:53] Mizuto     Back then, we weren't even acquaintances, [00:56] Mizuto     let alone close enough     to make lasting memories. [00:59] Mizuto     Just strangers who happened to cross paths. [01:02] Mizuto     But even so, I've never forgotten that night. SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    Irido SIGN    The Former Couple Spends the Night SIGN    "You're Welcome" [02:43] Yume     What are you doing? It's time to go. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [02:47] Mizuto     Huh? Go where? [02:49] Yume     To buy a present. [02:51] Mizuto     What for? [02:53] Yume     For Mother's Day! [02:55] Mizuto     Mother's Day? [02:57] Yume     You forgot? I reminded you a week ago! [03:03] Mizuto     I don't see why we need to go     buy a present together, though. [03:07] Yume     It'll make her think we're still getting along. [03:11] Yume     I thought you'd feel less awkward     if we gave her one together. [03:15] Yume     And we can split the cost this way, right? [03:17] Mizuto     That last one is the real reason, no? [03:20] Yume     It's the thought that counts, after all.      Not the price tag. [03:23] Mizuto     No thanks. Going shopping with     you isn't exactly my idea of fun. [03:27] Mizuto     At least let me spend my Sundays in peace. [03:32] Yume     Okay. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [03:41] Yume     Hello, Mizuto-kun. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [03:59] Yume     Goodness, how strange. [04:02] Yume     I'd have thought gawking at your sister      because she dolled up a bit [04:05] Yume     constituted breaking the rules,      dear little brother. [04:18] Mizuto     It's so crowded. [04:19] Yume     It's always like this on weekends. [04:22] Yume     I guess you wouldn't know     since you stay cooped up. [04:24] Mizuto     I stay cooped up because     I know it's like this. [04:31] Mizuto     M-My bad. Gimme a sec. I'll get off you. [04:35] Yume     Uh, no... Stop. [04:38] Yume     W-We're just gonna end up this way     every time it wobbles anyway. [04:42] Yume     May as well get comfortable. [04:45] Mizuto     A-All right. [04:55] Yume     So, what kind of gift should we get Mom? [04:59] Mizuto     Let's see... [05:00] Label (Close Up)     As Seen On TV! [05:00] Label (Close Up)     Diamond Coated [05:00] Label (Close Up)     Lasts 10 million uses! [05:01] Mizuto     How about a frying pan? [05:02] Mizuto     She's a decent cook. Unlike someone. [05:05] Yume     Huh? [05:07] Yume     You do realize we already     have four at home, don't you? [05:10] Mizuto     Then something matching with Dad? [05:10] Label     Couple's Mug Set [05:12] Yume     Like she'd want that.     She's not in middle school. [05:16] Label     We Print Your Photos [05:17] Mizuto     Then... [05:18] Labels (Left to Right)     Capture Your Memories on a Plate [05:18] Labels (Left to Right)     We Print Your Photos [05:19] Mizuto     Personalized dishware? [05:21] Yume     That's the absolute worst     thing we could get her. SIGN    Irido [05:29] Yume     Thanks for always being there, Mom. [05:32] Yume     This is your Mother's Day gift      from me and Mizuto-kun. [05:36] Mizuto     You always make our lunches in     the morning and so much more. [05:42] Mizuto     So we wanted to show our gratitude,     I guess you could say. [05:50] Yuni     Thank you so much... [05:56] Yuni     You two are such good kids! [06:00] Yuni     Mine-kun! [06:02] Yuni     I never thought I'd ever get carnations! Ever! [06:06] Yume     I think we made her happy. [06:09] Mizuto     Yeah... [06:57] Mizuto     Did you come to watch? [07:03] Yume     I'm sorry. [07:05] Yume     The door was open, so I was just curious... [07:09] Yume     You said you didn't remember much     about your mother, right? [07:12] Mizuto     Well, she died when I was very little. [07:16] Mizuto     I only know her face from this picture. [07:21] Mizuto     I see. [07:27] Mizuto     What are you doing? [07:30] Yume     Supporting you. [07:33] Yume     I am your older sister today, after all. [07:38] Mizuto     I guess I signed up for this,      so I can't complain. [07:42] Mizuto     "If you're going to eat poison,     might as well lick the plate." [07:45] Yume     Did you just call me poison? [07:53] Yume     By the way, giving that     present today got me thinking. [07:57] Yume     This would be for both of our parents, but... [08:02] Yume     I was wondering if we could give them     some alone time somehow. [08:05] Yume     Alone time? [08:07] Mizuto     They're newlyweds, [08:08] ---     but they barely get to spend     any time as a couple, don't you think? [08:13] Mizuto     I bet they're just trying     to be considerate of us. [08:16] Yume     I'm impressed. [08:18] Yume     I didn't think you were capable     of such noble consideration. [08:22] Mizuto     Just how little do you think of me? [08:26] Yume     Well, we could pay for them     to eat out or go travel somewhere. [08:30] Yume     But that's way out of budget     with our allowance. [08:34] Mizuto     Then let's think of it a different way. [08:37] Mizuto     How about we go stay     overnight somewhere instead? [08:42] Yume     Huh? [08:44] Yume     Hold it! Why would we do that? [08:47] Mizuto     Why? We want to give      our parents time alone, right? [08:50] Mizuto     They deserve more than      just a few hours, don't you think? [08:55] Yume     You're right. [08:57] Yume     B-But a boy and a girl...     staying somewhere overnight... [09:03] Mizuto     Don't tell me you think     we'll be staying together. [09:06] Yume     Huh? We're not? [09:08] Mizuto     Please... [09:09] Mizuto     Internet cafes only allow couples     18 and up to stay the night. [09:13] Mizuto     And we'd need parental permission     to stay at a hotel or an inn. [09:17] Yume     R-Right... [09:20] Mizuto     Well, there is one place that'd let     two high schoolers stay the night. [09:25] Yume     There is? Where? [09:30] Mizuto     A love hotel. [09:32] Yume     A... A l-l-love... love... [09:35] Mizuto     Apparently we can stay as long     as they don't figure out our ages. [09:39] Mizuto     You in? [09:40] Yume     O-O-Of course I'm not! [09:43] Mizuto     I figured. [09:45] Mizuto     The rates were a little pricey     when I checked earlier anyway. [09:49] Yume     So you planned on us spending the     night together if they weren't?! [09:53] Mizuto     As a last resort. [09:56] Yume     A last resort? [09:59] Yume     Now I'm definitely not in! SIGN    Irido [10:10] Mizuto     About our conversation yesterday... [10:12] Mizuto     I was able to secure a place for us to stay. SIGN    I'd like to give my parents some alone time.      Could you help us out? SIGN    Read SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Sure thing. You can stay at my place      if you want. SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    And Irido-san can stay at Minami's! SIGN    She lives right next door, so you'll     have less to worry about, right? SIGN    See you next Saturday, then! [10:25] Yume     Next door? SIGN    I'd like to give my parents some alone time.      Could you help us out? SIGN    Read SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Sure thing. You can stay at my place      if you want. [10:27] Mizuto     Yeah, I was surprised too. [10:28] Mizuto     I had no idea those two     were next-door neighbors. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [10:41] Akatsuki     It was your idea for both of you     to stay over, right, Irido-kun? [10:46] Akatsuki     I gotta thank you. [10:47] Akatsuki     Spending the night with Yume-chan,     just the two of us... [10:50] Akatsuki     It's like a dream come true! [10:52] Mizuto     Remember to behave yourself, Minami-san. [10:55] Akatsuki     Don't you worry! [10:57] Kogure     All right, let the man go already. [10:59] Kogure     Don't you see you're treading in     boys-only territory here? [11:03] Akatsuki     "Boys-only"? Get over yourself. [11:06] Kogure     Aren't you forgetting something? [11:07] Akatsuki     Like what? [11:08] Kogure     Your little princess over there      is getting lonely. [11:19] Akatsuki     I'm sorry! [11:20] Akatsuki     I promise never to leave your     side ever again, Yume-chan! [11:24] Yume     That's all right, Akatsuki-san. [11:26] Yume     Let's leave my little brother     over there and hurry inside. [11:36] Akatsuki     All right, Kawanami. [11:37] Akatsuki     This is a girls-only zone, so don't     even think about bothering us. [11:40] Kogure     You don't have to tell me.     There's no way I'd set foot in your place. [11:45] Yume     Say, Akatsuki-san... [11:47] Yume     What exactly is your relationship     with Kawanami-kun? [11:50] Akatsuki     Oh, nothing you need to worry about, really. [11:53] Akatsuki     We're next-door neighbors... [11:55] Kogure     ...who just happen to have hung out with     each other since elementary school. [12:00] Mizuto     So you're childhood friends. [12:02] Kogure     That title is reserved for people      who remain close, in the present tense. [12:08] Mizuto     You two seem pretty close to me. [12:11] Kogure     The word "astronomical" doesn't     even begin to describe [12:16] Kogure     the distance between me and her. [12:19] Mizuto     And yet... SIGN    Kawanami [12:21] Mizuto     as for the physical distance between you... SIGN    Minami [12:25] Mizuto     you're next-door neighbors. [12:28] Mizuto     That must be hell on earth. [12:30] Kogure     Damn straight. [12:32] Mizuto     Looks like you've got a lot going on. [12:34] Mizuto     Well, I'll be the last person     to pry into someone else's business. [12:37] Kogure     That's great, 'cause I'll be the first. [12:40] Kogure     So, how far have you gone with Irido-san? [12:42] Mizuto     Have some decency, would you? [12:45] Kogure     I'll be blunt. [12:47] Kogure     Have you ever seen her boobs? [12:49] Mizuto     Give me a break! [12:50] Mizuto     Even if I had, you think I'd tell you that? [12:55] Kogure     Interesting... [12:56] Kogure     Very interesting! [12:58] Kogure     So Yume's boobs are for your eyes only. [13:01] Kogure     Is what you're saying, right, Irido?! [13:07] Akatsuki     Stop, Yume-chan! Stop! [13:10] Akatsuki     Between your hands and that wall,     it's only a matter of time before one gives out! SIGN    August 15th (Sat) SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!!! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!!!! [13:20] Kogure     Did I not tell you the walls here      were paper thin?! [13:23] Mizuto     Let me be clear, Kawanami. [13:25] Mizuto     There's no way I'm taking this lying down. [13:28] Kogure     Hey! [13:30] Kogure     Hey! SIGN    When I Grow Up     by Kawanami Kogure          When I grow up, I want to be a police officer.     I'll become a strong policeman. That way...     I can marry Akatsuki-chan and always keep her safe. [13:31] Mizuto     "When I Grow Up," huh? What a lovely title. [13:35] Kogure     N-Not that! [13:36] Kogure     Anything but that, Irido! [13:40] Mizuto     "When I Grow Up," by Kawanami Kogure. [13:43] Mizuto     "When I grow up,     I want to be a police officer." [13:46] Mizuto     "I'll become a strong policeman. That way..." [13:49] Kogure     D-Don't say it! [13:52] Mizuto     "I can marry Akatsuki-chan     and always keep her safe." [13:58] Yume     Wait! Stop, Akatsuki-san! Stop! [14:01] Yume     Something cracked!     I swear I heard something crack! [14:04] Akatsuki     Kawanami! [14:04] Yume     Try to calm down! [14:05] Akatsuki     I told you to throw that out, didn't I?! [14:07] Yume     Knock it off already! [14:08] Akatsuki     Now Yume-chan of all people heard it! [14:10] Kogure     You think I wanted this?! [14:12] Akatsuki     It's your fault for making stupid     jokes in the first place, dummy! [14:16] Kogure     Shut it, dingus! [14:18] Kogure     Did no one ever tell you to treat others     the way you want to be treated? [14:24] Mizuto     And you're telling me you two aren't close? [14:33] Akatsuki     Dang it. [14:36] Akatsuki     I forgot Kawanami likes to come here too! [14:40] Akatsuki     There goes my one-on-one     dinner date with Yume-chan. [14:43] Kogure     You call eating at a dirt-cheap     family restaurant a dinner date? [14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Cheesy Bubbly Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax) [14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Gorilla-Style Rice Casserole 500 yen (After Tax) [14:47] Kogure     You're just gonna get a rice     casserole like always anyway. [14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Seal-Style Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax) [14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Seal-Style Rice Casserole with Focaccia 500 yen (After Tax) [14:50] Akatsuki     So what if I am?! It's cheap and delicious! [14:53] Akatsuki     Besides, you're just gonna get pizza,      even though it's bad for you! [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Pancetta Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Veggie Mushroom Pizza 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Margherita Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Polar Bear Mozzarella Pizza 500 yen (After Tax) [14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     At No Extra Cost!! [14:55] Kogure     You bet I am! It's cheap and delicious! [14:56] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Polar Bear Sausage Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:58] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     +Free Soup [14:59] Kogure     Plus, you can share it with everyone! [15:02] Yume     I get a strong feeling they     come here together often... [15:05] Mizuto     Like true childhood friends. [15:08] Kogure & Akatsuki     Childhood friends?! [15:10] Kogure & Akatsuki     Like I'd be caught dead with this idiot! [15:11] Yume     You guys aren't... [15:13] Mizuto     ...doing this on purpose, right? [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Melon Flavor Contains no juice [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Orange Squash [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Orange [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     10% Fruit Juice [15:29] Yume     Are you sure that's the right choice? [15:32] Yume     I suppose you wouldn't know how     to use a drink fountain, would you? [15:36] Yume     Given your lack of friends, what occasion     have you to visit a restaurant like this? [15:40] Mizuto     I could say the same to you. [15:42] Yume     Allow me to demonstrate. [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     Refreshing White Grape [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     20% Fruit Juice [15:46] Yume     You watching? [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     Orange [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     10% Fruit Juice [15:47] Yume     When using the drink fountain, [15:50] Drink Station (Close Up)     Melon Flavor Contains no juice [15:50] Yume     one is supposed to mix     the drinks together like so [15:56] Yume     and create one's own unique blend. [15:59] Mizuto     Are you... for real? [16:03] Yume     Now it's your turn to try.     Let your heart lead the way. [16:08] Mizuto     Bring it on! [16:12] Akatsuki     Sorry, Yume-chan! [16:14] Akatsuki     I wasn't serious when I said     to mix the drinks at the fountain. [16:17] Akatsuki     It was a joke! [16:18] Yume     Are you... serious right now? [16:22] Kogure     Looks like you got Mizuto fooled too! [16:26] Akatsuki     Wow, like peas in a pod! [16:28] Kogure     It's almost like you two are siblings! [16:31] Mizuto & Yume     Like you two bosom buddies can talk! [16:35] Akatsuki     That was great! [16:38] Akatsuki     Say, Irido-kun. [16:40] Akatsuki     You're good at Japanese, right? [16:42] Akatsuki     Mind tutoring me later? [16:45] Akatsuki     Midterms are coming up, you know? [16:47] Mizuto     Is the snuggling necessary? [16:49] Akatsuki     I gotta make Yume-chan so jealous that      she begs me to snuggle up to her instead. [16:54] Mizuto     That's just plain dirty. [16:56] Mizuto     If you need a tutor,      you should ask her instead. [17:00] Yume     Me? [17:01] Mizuto     Yeah. You're better suited     to teaching than I'll ever be. [17:07] Mizuto     So dedicated to your studies. [17:09] Yume     How smart of you to notice. [17:11] Mizuto     Of course! [17:12] Mizuto     You actually have to work hard to succeed, [17:15] Mizuto     whereas I attain good grades     with very little effort. [17:18] Mizuto     I'd hardly be an effective tutor. [17:20] Yume     What's your problem?! [17:22] Yume     Is it your life's work to piss me off?! [17:25] Akatsuki     Touché, Irido-kun. [17:27] Akatsuki     Didn't think you'd take advantage of     the situation to one-up me like that. SIGN    All Irido's been doing is studying for midterms.     I'm so bored! So much for "very little effort" SIGN    Read SIGN    Akatsuki SIGN    Huh? Aren't you studying too, Kawanami?      Me and Yume-chan are SIGN    Yume SIGN    Kawanami-kun, we don't go to just any old school.     Think back on how hard the entrance exam was [17:51] Kogure     Say, Irido... [17:53] Kogure     How hard do you think exams are... [17:55] Mizuto     Hard. [17:56] Mizuto     So hard that someone like me, who prides     himself on not trying, actually has to try. [18:02] Kogure     For real? [18:04] Mizuto     For real. [18:07] Kogure     So the freedom I was promised     after I got in was all a lie! [18:11] Mizuto     Well, I suppose you don't have to try     if you're okay with any old passing grade. [18:16] Kogure     Huh? [18:18] Kogure     So why are you studying so hard, Irido? [18:23] Mizuto     I can't go losing to my little sister, can I? [18:29] Kogure     You two are something else. [18:32] Kogure     I've never felt compelled to     face off with someone like that. [18:36] Mizuto     Really? [18:37] Mizuto     From what I saw today, you two     seemed pretty competitive to me. [18:42] Kogure     But we're too concerned about appearances     to butt heads as openly as you do. [18:48] Kogure     I'm exhausted just thinking     about keeping that up. [18:51] Mizuto     The way I see it, at least you     two have some sense of decorum. [18:55] Kogure     The grass is always greener     on the other side, I guess. [18:59] Mizuto     Look at you, spouting proverbs.     And you were worried about studying. [19:04] Kogure     When life gives you lemons,     make lemonade, right? [19:08] Kogure     All right. Guess I'll try cracking a book too. [19:11] Kogure     Now that I think about it, [19:13] Kogure     it might be nice to do better than Minami. [19:15] Mizuto     That's the spirit. You got this. [19:17] Kogure     That was your invitation     to tutor me, Mr. Smartypants! SIGN    In case of emergency, break this wall and     escape through the neighboring apartment SIGN    In case of emergency, break this wall and     escape through the neighboring apartment [19:48] Mizuto     Are you really that embarrassed     I caught you standing there gaping? [19:52] Yume     Do you really have to state the obvious?! [19:54] Mizuto     I never knew you were into     wearing such cutesy pajamas. [20:00] Mizuto     It must be tough holding back with me around. [20:03] Yume     I'm only wearing this because     Akatsuki-san forced me to! [20:06] Mizuto     It's okay, it's okay. I think it's cute. [20:10] Mizuto     In a dorky way. [20:11] Yume     I heard that! [20:24] Yume     The moon is beautiful, isn't it? [20:27] Mizuto     You remember? That time on the school trip? [20:31] Yume     Like I could forget. [20:33] Yume     Not after somebody dared     to use such a pretentious come-on. [20:37] Mizuto     It's bad form to harp on a     man's youthful indiscretions. [20:42] Yume     What would you do if I told you     that's when I started liking you? [20:46] Mizuto     There'd be no point. [20:48] Mizuto     What would it change? [20:51] Yume     You're right. [20:53] Yume     I wouldn't call what I felt     back then "liking you" anyway. [20:56] Mizuto     But you did feel something? [20:59] Yume     Forget I said anything. [21:04] Mizuto     Why bring that up all of a sudden anyway? [21:08] Yume     No reason. [21:10] Yume     It's just... Akatsuki-san and Kawanami-kun      today had me thinking. [21:14] Yume     I wonder if there's meaning in all     that time they've spent together. [21:18] Mizuto     All that time, huh? [21:22] Mizuto     I'm sure those two would have     things to say about that. [21:25] Mizuto     It's not like you and I have to go out of     our way to spend time together anyway. [21:32] Mizuto     As long as our parents stay together, that is. [21:37] Yume     You think they'll ever split up? [21:41] Mizuto     Not really. [21:43] Mizuto     I think we're stuck as stepsiblings     until the end of time. [21:50] Yume     Kinda sucks, doesn't it? [21:53] Mizuto     You're telling me. [21:57] Mizuto     Did you have fun today? [22:00] Yume     Yeah, thanks. [22:03] Mizuto     You're welcome.