E2 - My Ex Needs Taking Care Of 'Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently

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SIGN    Physical Fitness Test Today
[00:14] Kogure
    'Sup, Irido Mizuto-kun?
[00:17] Kogure
    Wanna stick together during
    the fitness test today?
[00:21] Mizuto
    Let me just tell you this.
[00:23] Mizuto
    There's nothing to gain in befriending me.
[00:25] Mizuto
    Why, you ask?
[00:27] Mizuto
    You're so evidently the player type
[00:29] Mizuto
    that there's no way in hell
     I'd let you anywhere near Yume.
[00:35] Kogure
    Of course. I expected as much.
[00:38] Mizuto
    What are you on about?
[00:40] Kogure
    Oh, nothing. Just talking to myself.
[00:42] Kogure
    I'm Kawanami Kogure.
[00:45] Kogure
    And I'm the first guy who's
    genuinely trying to befriend you.
[00:50] Mizuto
    That just makes you
     even more suspicious.
[00:52] Kogure
    Don't be like that, bro.
[00:54] Mizuto
    I don't recall being related to you.
[00:57] Kogure
    Too bad. Friends it is, then.
[01:00] Kogure
    The pleasure's mine.
[01:00] Mizuto
    Have you no concept of boundaries?
[01:04] Kogure
    Now then, pal,
[01:05] Kogure
    to celebrate our newfound friendship,
    why don't I let you in on a little something?
[01:11] Mizuto
    And that would be?
[01:12] Mizuto
    If you turn around, you'll see
    something truly incredible.
[01:18] Kogure
    "There's no way in hell I'd let
    you anywhere near Yume,"
[01:22] Kogure
    was it?
SIGN    My Stepmom's
    Daughter Is
    My Ex
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[02:58] Teacher
    Okay, stop there.
[03:00] Teacher
    All right, next person in line.
[03:02] Teacher
    Try to keep the chatter
     to a minimum, you hear?
SIGN    My Ex Needs Taking Care Of
SIGN    "Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently"
[03:17] Yume
    Isn't this girl in my class?
[03:19] Yume
    I think her name was Minami Akatsuki...
[03:23] Yume
    U-Um...
[03:26] Yume
    What is it?
[03:29] Akatsuki
    Whoops, my bad, my bad.
[03:32] Akatsuki
    I was just thinking, you've got a big bust
    for someone with such a petite figure.
[03:37] Akatsuki
    I mean, look. This is all
    I've got going for me.
[03:40] Akatsuki
    All taking measurements does is
    remind me how much I haven't grown.
[03:45] Akatsuki
    So I get depressed whenever
    this time of year rolls around.
[03:48] Yume
    I feel that. I've definitely been there.
[03:51] Yume
    Just last year, mine weren't very big at all.
[03:54] Akatsuki
    What? They weren't?
[03:57] Yume
    I'd say they were about the same
    size as yours last year.
[04:00] Akatsuki
    What?!
[04:03] Akatsuki
    You got that big in a year?!
[04:06] Akatsuki
    O-On a side note...
[04:08] Akatsuki
    Might I inquire as to
     your bra size, perchance?
[04:12] Yume
    Um...
[04:19] Akatsuki
    Did you say D?
[04:22] Yume
    J-Just keep in mind that I like
    to go a size up, okay?
[04:27] Akatsuki
    Wow!
[04:28] Akatsuki
    You've given me hope, Irido-san!
[04:31] Yume
    Hey... M-Minami-san?!
[04:33] Yume
    Don't they say the people you
    hang around rub off on you?
[04:36] Yume
    So if I stick to you like this,
    maybe mine'll get bigger too!
[04:40] Yume
    Come on, come on!
[04:40] Yume
    I don't think that's what
    that saying means...
[04:50] Akatsuki
    Do we really have to do physical
    fitness tests even at prep school?
[04:55] Akatsuki
    Ugh, this totally sucks.
[04:58] Yume
    I agree.
[05:00] Yume
    When I got into high school,
[05:02] ---
    I made a conscious effort to change
    my looks and personality.
[05:05] Yume
    But when it comes to fitness...
[05:09] Akatsuki
    Well, Irido-san,
     let's just get this over with.
[05:13] Yume
    Y-Yeah, let's.
[05:22] Male Student 1
    Yo, are you seeing this?
[05:25] Male Student 1
    Minami's cracked!
[05:28] Akatsuki
    Dang! Only 55 jumps?
[05:32] Akatsuki
    I was hoping to do a little better than that.
[05:35] Yume
    M-Minami-san...
[05:37] Yume
    I thought you said you
    weren't good at these things.
[05:40] Akatsuki
    I didn't say I wasn't good at it.
[05:42] Akatsuki
    I just said that it sucks.
[05:44] Akatsuki
    Come on. If they see a short little
     girl like me beating the boys,
[05:49] Akatsuki
    they'll start picking on me, y'know?
[05:51] Yume
    Impressive misdirection.
[05:59] Yume
    I've finally established my
    image as a model student.
[06:03] Yume
    If they find out I suck at sports...
[06:06] Yume
    No, I won't let that happen. I can do this!
[06:14] Kogure & NPC
    One.
[06:17] Kogure & NPC
    Two.
[06:18] Kogure
    Hmm?
[06:19] Kogure
    What's up, Irido?
[06:19] NPC
    Three.
[06:20] Mizuto
    I give up.
[06:21] Kogure
    That's not an option!
[06:24] Yume
    That boy's way too apathetic
    for his own good.
[06:27] Yume
    I mustn't fall so low.
SIGN    First Attempt:
    First Attempt:
    Average:
    Number:
    First Attempt:
    First Attempt: 35
    First Attempt:
SIGN    Second Attempt:
    Second Attempt:
    
    
    Second Attempt:
    Second Attempt: 32
    Second Attempt:
SIGN    Height
    
     Right
     Left
    
     Sit-ups
     Sit and Reach
     Side Jumps
    Standing Long Jump
[06:38] Yume
    Thank goodness.
    I came out pretty well.
[06:42] Akatsuki
    Nice job, Irido-san!
[06:44] Akatsuki
    On to the next one!
[06:45] Yume
    Right.
SIGN    Grip Strength
SIGN    Left
SIGN    Average
SIGN    Right
SIGN    Sit-ups
SIGN    Sit and Reach
SIGN    Standing Long Jump
SIGN    Handball Throw
SIGN    50m Dash
[07:20] Akatsuki
    Let's go, Irido-san!
[07:22] Yume
    Okay...
[07:27] Track and Field Woman
    On your marks...
[07:33] Yume
    Come on. This doesn't suck for her one bit.
[07:36] Yume
    You can never trust a girl!
[07:38] Girl Keeping Time
    Minami-san, 7.3 seconds.
[07:40] Girl Keeping Time
    Irido-san, 8.5 seconds.
[07:48] Akatsuki
    Nice job, Irido-san!
[07:50] Yume
    You too... Minami-san...
[08:05] Mizuto
    You did good.
[08:07] Mizuto
    But I think you've pushed yourself enough.
[08:11] Akatsuki
    A-Are you all right?!
[08:13] Akatsuki
    Hey—Whoa there!
[08:17] Mizuto
    She's in your hands.
[08:20] Mizuto
    Why is Irido-kun still out here?
[08:23] Mizuto
    I thought the boys were done
    with the outdoor stuff.
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:32] Akatsuki
    I'm sorry I didn't realize you
    were so worn out, Irido-san.
[08:38] Yume
    No, it's okay.
[08:40] Yume
    It was my own fault for trying
    so hard in the first place.
[08:44] Akatsuki
    Trying so hard?
[08:45] Yume
    I'm actually really bad at athletics.
[08:50] Yume
    I was worried people would find out,
[08:52] Yume
    so I've been staying up late weight training
[08:54] Yume
    and reading books on sports
    from cover to cover.
[08:57] Yume
    I think I just wore myself
    out from lack of sleep.
[09:00] Akatsuki
    Gotcha.
[09:02] Akatsuki
    That makes me feel so much closer to you!
[09:06] Yume
    Huh? Why is that?
[09:08] Akatsuki
    If I'm honest, part of me found
    you a little hard to approach.
[09:12] Akatsuki
    I mean, you're pretty and smart.
    Out of my league, in a way.
[09:16] Akatsuki
    But man, I had no idea.
[09:18] Akatsuki
    So you suck at sports and
    you're a try-hard, huh?
[09:21] Yume
    N-Now you're getting under my skin.
    Mind if I let you have it?
[09:25] Akatsuki
    Go right ahead.
[09:26] Akatsuki
    I'd love to see you when you're angry.
[09:29] Yume
    Well then, sorry in advance.
[09:31] Yume
    H-Hey, you...
[09:35] Akatsuki
    "Hey, you," she says! You're so cute!
[09:40] Yume
    D-Don't laugh. You're making
    me feel self-conscious.
[09:44] Akatsuki
    Hey, Irido-san!
[09:46] Akatsuki
    Is it all right if I call you Yume-chan?
[09:49] Yume
    Huh? Y-You mean by my given name?
[09:52] Akatsuki
    Yeah, exactly! Is that cool?
[09:55] Yume
    Um, sure. I m-mean... I'd like that.
[10:01] Akatsuki
    Hurray!
[10:03] Akatsuki
    I'm so glad we're friends now, Yume-chan!
[10:08] Yume
    Wait, does this mean I have
    to call her by her name now too?!
[10:14] Yume
    A-A-Aka... Akatsu...
[10:19] Akatsuki
    There, there. You can take your time.
[10:22] Akatsuki
    There's no need to rush.
[10:26] Yume
    It's a pleasure to get to know you
     as well, Minami-san.
[10:29] Akatsuki
    Hold on. So you're not gonna call me Akatsuki?
[10:32] Akatsuki
    And why so formal?!
[10:47] Yume
    Um, about earlier...
[10:50] Mizuto
    You've got bags under your eyes.
[10:51] Yume
    What?! No way!
[10:55] Mizuto
    I was kidding.
[10:59] Yume
    What an insufferable jerk!
[11:01] Yume
    I can't believe he saw through my
    attempts to look good this whole time!
[11:04] Akatsuki
    Irido-kun's so sweet when
    it comes to you, Yume-chan.
[11:08] Yume
    Huh?! What makes you think that?!
[11:09] Akatsuki
    Hmm?
[11:11] Akatsuki
    Oh, I dunno...
SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
SIGN    School Motto
    Work Diligently. Think Critically.
    Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative.
[11:19] Akatsuki
    What?!
[11:21] Akatsuki
    Yume's out sick with a fever?!
[11:24] Akatsuki
    Is she okay?! What's her temperature?!
[11:26] Mizuto
    Thirty-eight degrees, apparently.
[11:28] Akatsuki
    Thirty-eight degrees?!
[11:30] Kogure
    Settle down, Minami. You're weirding him out.
[11:34] Akatsuki
    Hey! Quit holding me like I'm a cat.
[11:37] Kogure
    Right, right.
[11:38] Akatsuki
    Me—ow!
[11:40] Akatsuki
    What's your problem, Kawanami?
[11:42] Kogure
    My good friend's being harassed
     by some weirdo, so I had to step in.
[11:45] Akatsuki
    Huh?
[11:47] Akatsuki
    Aren't you just getting
    buddy-buddy with Irido-kun
[11:49] Akatsuki
    in order to get closer to Yume-chan?
[11:52] Akatsuki
    Kinda creepy if you ask me.
[11:54] Kogure
    Don't worry yourself about that.
[11:56] Kogure
    When it comes to love,
    I'm but a lurker in chat.
[11:59] Akatsuki
    A lurker in chat?
    What's that supposed to mean?
[12:01] Kogure
    I never participate.
    I merely watch things unfold.
[12:05] Kogure
    It's far more enjoyable that way.
[12:08] Akatsuki
    Oh, so you're a peeping Tom.
[12:10] Akatsuki
    Wait!
[12:11] Akatsuki
    But none of that matters!
[12:14] Akatsuki
    I've made up my mind! I'm gonna go see
    how she's doing after school!
[12:17] Mizuto
    What?
[12:18] Akatsuki
    Could you maybe look
    a little less put out?
[12:22] Kogure
    That does sound like fun.
[12:24] Kogure
    Count me in too!
[12:25] Akatsuki
    You won't be necessary, Kawanami.
[12:27] Kogure
    And why not?!
[12:28] Boy 1
    See ya!
[12:29] Boy 2
    Yeah, see you tomorrow!
[12:31] Boy 3
    Stay safe!
[12:32] Akatsuki
    So you and Yume-chan were complete
    strangers before last year, right?
[12:37] Akatsuki
    Was it hard becoming siblings
    and moving in together so suddenly?
[12:43] Mizuto
    Well, it's the kind of thing
    that gets easier with time.
[12:46] Mizuto
    Though there are points of concern.
SIGN    Open 24 Hours
[12:48] Akatsuki
    Right?!
[12:49] Akatsuki
    Like accidentally walking in
     on each other changing?
[12:52] Mizuto
    We're both doing our best to avoid that.
[12:56] Akatsuki
    Aw, how boring.
[13:00] Akatsuki
    Whoa!
[13:01] Akatsuki
    So this is where you live, Irido-kun?
[13:05] Mizuto
    Just so we're clear,
[13:06] Mizuto
    you showing up out of the blue
     will probably surprise her,
[13:09] Mizuto
    so rein it in, will you?
[13:11] Akatsuki
    Aw, but the whole point was to surprise her.
[13:15] Mizuto
    People who are sick don't need surprises.
[13:32] Mizuto
    I'm coming in.
[13:43] Akatsuki
    She's conked out, huh?
[13:45] Mizuto
    Seems so.
[13:57] Yume
    Irido-kun...
[14:01] Mizuto
    H-Hey... How are you feeling?
[14:04] Yume
    Where have you been? I was lonely.
[14:09] Mizuto
    U-Um...
[14:11] Mizuto
    L-Look! Minami-san's here to see you.
[14:16] Akatsuki
    Hey, Yume-chan. How're you doing?
[14:19] Yume
    To see me...?
[14:28] Akatsuki
    How's the fever? Still pretty bad?
[14:30] Yume
    Thanks for checking up on me, Minami-san.
[14:33] Yume
    My fever's already gone done quite a bit.
[14:36] Akatsuki
    Hey, are you feeling
    hungry at all, Yume-chan?
[14:39] Akatsuki
    I bought stuff to make you some rice porridge!
[14:42] Akatsuki
    Come help me, Irido-kun.
[14:44] Akatsuki
    You're a decent cook, aren't you?
     Yume-chan told me so.
[14:52] Akatsuki
    So, I've been thinking...
[14:55] Akatsuki
    Isn't it going to be difficult for you now?
[14:58] Mizuto
    What?
[14:59] Akatsuki
    What'll you do if you get a girlfriend?
[15:01] Akatsuki
    Bringing her over will be hard, right?
[15:03] Mizuto
    Huh?
[15:04] Mizuto
    Do I look like the kind of guy
     who can get a girl?
[15:07] Akatsuki
    Well, you've already had one,
    haven't you, Irido-kun?
[15:13] Akatsuki
    I've kinda got a knack for
    picking up on that stuff, y'know?
[15:17] Akatsuki
    Like how you interact with girls.
[15:20] Akatsuki
    I was like, "Yeah, this guy's
    probably had a girlfriend before."
[15:24] Akatsuki
    But not anymore, right?
[15:26] Akatsuki
    Well? Hit the nail on the head?
[15:28] Mizuto
    No comment.
[15:29] Akatsuki
    Oh, so you're taking that route.
[15:32] Akatsuki
    But really, what'll you do
    if you get another girl?
[15:36] Mizuto
    Highly unlikely. Besides, I don't want one.
[15:38] Akatsuki
    I'm saying if. You wouldn't
    introduce her to Yume-chan?
[15:41] Mizuto
    Of course not.
     It's not like I need her blessing.
[15:45] Mizuto
    And it'd be a pain.
[15:47] Akatsuki
    But that means she'd never find out
     if you have someone or not.
[15:52] Akatsuki
    Unless you got married.
[15:54] Mizuto
    I guess not.
[15:56] Akatsuki
    I see, I see. Very interesting.
[16:04] Akatsuki
    Well, that should be good.
[16:05] Akatsuki
    All right, Yume-chan. Say, "Ahh!"
[16:09] Yume
    I-I can feed myself, you know?
[16:11] Akatsuki
    Not a chance. You're sick!
[16:14] Akatsuki
    Now, open up!
[16:22] Akatsuki
    Well? Do you like it?
[16:26] Akatsuki
    Really?! What a relief!
[16:29] Akatsuki
    Now, one more bite!
[16:29] Mizuto
    What am I even watching here?
[16:33] Akatsuki
    Tell her I said to get better soon.
[16:35] Mizuto
    Yeah, I'll pass it on.
[16:37] Akatsuki
    Hey, can I ask you something?
SIGN    Irido
SIGN    You and Yume-chan are just siblings, right?
[16:46] Mizuto
    Yup, that's right. Stepsiblings.
[16:49] Akatsuki
    Oh! Stepsiblings, huh?
[16:52] Akatsuki
    Not just siblings then. Gotcha, gotcha.
SIGN    Irido
SIGN    Welp, I'll see you later!
[17:05] Mizuto
    Minami-san's gone home now.
[17:09] Yume
    Well, aren't the two of you
     getting along nicely...
[17:13] Yume
    Making rice porridge together like that.
[17:16] Mizuto
    So we're perfectly clear,
[17:18] Mizuto
    that remark just now meant,
[17:21] Mizuto
    "I hate seeing my dear friend with
     a good-for-nothing loser like you," correct?
[17:27] Yume
    Yeah... You got it.
[17:29] Mizuto
    Honestly...
[17:31] Mizuto
    Listen, Minami-san's just outgoing.
[17:35] Mizuto
    People like her naturally tend
     to get along with anyone and everyone.
[17:41] Mizuto
    Though that might be hard to grasp
     for someone reinventing themselves.
[17:44] Yume
    I'm not... doing that...
[17:48] Mizuto
    Get some sleep.
[17:50] Mizuto
    If you want to get better, you need to rest.
[17:53] Yume
    Are you... gonna leave me again?
[17:55] Mizuto
    I'm not going anywhere.
    I'm staying home today.
[17:59] Yume
    Liar. You left the last time...
[18:03] Mizuto
    The last time? What do you mean?
[18:07] Yume
    Even though I asked you to hold my hand...
[18:11] Yume
    When I woke up, you were gone.
[18:13] Mizuto
    Honestly, does your brain just get sent
    back in time whenever you catch a cold?
[18:20] Mizuto
    Here.
[18:21] Mizuto
    I won't let go this time,
    so try to go to sleep, okay?
[18:30] Yume
    Thank you, Irido-kun...
SIGN    April
[18:42] Mizuto
    Looking back, I can only describe
    it as a youthful indiscretion.
[18:46] Mizuto
    But from my second to third
    year of middle school,
[18:49] Mizuto
    I had what you might call a girlfriend.
[18:53] Mizuto
    Her name was Ayai Yume.
[18:58] Mizuto
    At least, it was at the time.
[19:01] Mizuto
    We read books and talked about them together.
[19:03] Mizuto
    And when she got sick, I'd hold her hand.
[19:06] Mizuto
    Like some couple out of a YA novel
    for love-obsessed teens,
[19:10] Mizuto
    we spent our days never tiring of one another.
[19:13] Mizuto
    But trivial disagreements began to pile up,
[19:16] Mizuto
    and by graduation,
    we went our separate ways.
[19:19] Mizuto
    It was a perfectly typical romance,
[19:23] Mizuto
    until that day...
[19:26] Mizuto
    My dad had gotten remarried,
[19:27] Mizuto
    and the moment I came face-to-face
    with my stepmom's daughter,
[19:31] Mizuto
    only one thought crossed my mind.
[19:34] Mizuto
    And I'm sure she was thinking
    the exact same thing.
[19:39] Mizuto
    "God's a real comedian."
SIGN    April
[19:44] Yume
    Hey.
[19:46] Yume
    I'm thirsty.
[19:47] Mizuto
    Don't spill it.
[19:49] Yume
    Go buy me ice cream.
[19:51] Mizuto
    What kind?
[19:52] Yume
    I want a book. Gimme money.
[19:55] Mizuto
    Why should I?
[19:56] Yume
    Would you... hold my hand again?
[20:00] Mizuto
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:02] Mizuto
    Hey.
[20:04] Mizuto
    It's time to check your temperature again.
[20:06] Mizuto
    If you've been resting all day
    and it still hasn't gone down,
[20:09] ---
    then it could be serious, you know?
[20:11] Yume
    N-No, I'm okay! I'm completely fine!
[20:15] Mizuto
    We need to take your temperature
    to make sure, don't we?
[20:20] Mizuto
    Now raise your arm.
[20:22] Yume
    N-No...
[20:24] Yume
    No!
[20:29] Mizuto
    It's 36.5 degrees...
[20:37] Mizuto
    All right, you. How long
    has your fever been gone?
[20:40] Yume
    No comment.
[20:42] Mizuto
    You weren't pretending to be sick
    just to boss me around, were you?
[20:46] Yume
    No comment!
[20:49] Mizuto
    So asking me to hold your hand was also...
[20:53] Mizuto
    Hey, don't you run away!
[20:55] Yume
    I'm going back to sleep just to be safe!
[20:58] Mizuto
    You've slept enough, haven't you?
[21:00] Mizuto
    Taking advantage of my kindness like that!
[21:07] Mizuto
    Don't you have something to say?
[21:10] Yume
    Um...
[21:12] Mizuto
    Or can you not say it unless
    I hold your hand for you?
[21:16] Yume
    I-I'm sorry for pretending to be sick.
[21:22] Mizuto
    Very good.
[21:23] Mizuto
    Well, it's true that you're
    still technically recovering,
[21:27] Mizuto
    so I'll let it slide this time.
[21:29] Yume
    You being nice to me is weirding me out.
[21:33] Mizuto
    I'll take that as a compliment,
[21:35] Mizuto
    Miss I Can't Fall Asleep
    Without You Holding My Hand.
[21:41] Yume
    I can't hear you!
[21:42] Yume
    I have no idea what you're talking about!
[21:46] Mizuto
    If you're this lively, I guess you
    don't need me to look after you anymore.
[21:49] Mizuto
    I'm going back to my room now, okay?
[21:51] Yume
    Hey...
[21:52] Mizuto
    Hmm?
[21:53] Yume
    Don't go off somewhere...
[21:55] Yume
    and leave me behind.
[21:58] Mizuto
    Well, we are siblings now.
[22:04] Mizuto
    I think I can stick around.