# E2 - My Ex Needs Taking Care Of 'Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1W5G/my-ex-needs-taking-care-of)
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***SIGN*** Physical Fitness Test Today
**[00:14] Kogure**
'Sup, Irido Mizuto-kun?
**[00:17] Kogure**
Wanna stick together during
the fitness test today?
**[00:21] Mizuto**
Let me just tell you this.
**[00:23] Mizuto**
There's nothing to gain in befriending me.
**[00:25] Mizuto**
Why, you ask?
**[00:27] Mizuto**
You're so evidently the player type
**[00:29] Mizuto**
that there's no way in hell
I'd let you anywhere near Yume.
**[00:35] Kogure**
Of course. I expected as much.
**[00:38] Mizuto**
What are you on about?
**[00:40] Kogure**
Oh, nothing. Just talking to myself.
**[00:42] Kogure**
I'm Kawanami Kogure.
**[00:45] Kogure**
And I'm the first guy who's
genuinely trying to befriend you.
**[00:50] Mizuto**
That just makes you
even more suspicious.
**[00:52] Kogure**
Don't be like that, bro.
**[00:54] Mizuto**
I don't recall being related to you.
**[00:57] Kogure**
Too bad. Friends it is, then.
**[01:00] Kogure**
The pleasure's mine.
**[01:00] Mizuto**
Have you no concept of boundaries?
**[01:04] Kogure**
Now then, pal,
**[01:05] Kogure**
to celebrate our newfound friendship,
why don't I let you in on a little something?
**[01:11] Mizuto**
And that would be?
**[01:12] Mizuto**
If you turn around, you'll see
something truly incredible.
**[01:18] Kogure**
"There's no way in hell I'd let
you anywhere near Yume,"
**[01:22] Kogure**
was it?
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's
Daughter Is
My Ex
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[02:58] Teacher**
Okay, stop there.
**[03:00] Teacher**
All right, next person in line.
**[03:02] Teacher**
Try to keep the chatter
to a minimum, you hear?
***SIGN*** My Ex Needs Taking Care Of
***SIGN*** "Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently"
**[03:17] Yume**
*Isn't this girl in my class?*
**[03:19] Yume**
*I think her name was Minami Akatsuki...*
**[03:23] Yume**
U-Um...
**[03:26] Yume**
What is it?
**[03:29] Akatsuki**
Whoops, my bad, my bad.
**[03:32] Akatsuki**
I was just thinking, you've got a big bust
for someone with such a petite figure.
**[03:37] Akatsuki**
I mean, look. This is all
I've got going for me.
**[03:40] Akatsuki**
All taking measurements does is
remind me how much I *haven't* grown.
**[03:45] Akatsuki**
So I get depressed whenever
this time of year rolls around.
**[03:48] Yume**
I feel that. I've definitely been there.
**[03:51] Yume**
Just last year, mine weren't very big at all.
**[03:54] Akatsuki**
What? They weren't?
**[03:57] Yume**
I'd say they were about the same
size as yours last year.
**[04:00] Akatsuki**
What?!
**[04:03] Akatsuki**
You got that big in a year?!
**[04:06] Akatsuki**
O-On a side note...
**[04:08] Akatsuki**
Might I inquire as to
your bra size, perchance?
**[04:12] Yume**
Um...
**[04:19] Akatsuki**
Did you say *D*?
**[04:22] Yume**
J-Just keep in mind that I like
to go a size up, okay?
**[04:27] Akatsuki**
Wow!
**[04:28] Akatsuki**
You've given me hope, Irido-san!
**[04:31] Yume**
Hey... M-Minami-san?!
**[04:33] Yume**
Don't they say the people you
hang around rub off on you?
**[04:36] Yume**
So if I stick to you like this,
maybe mine'll get bigger too!
**[04:40] Yume**
Come on, come on!
**[04:40] Yume**
I don't think that's what
that saying means...
**[04:50] Akatsuki**
Do we really have to do physical
fitness tests even at prep school?
**[04:55] Akatsuki**
Ugh, this totally sucks.
**[04:58] Yume**
I agree.
**[05:00] Yume**
*When I got into high school,*
**[05:02] ---**
* I made a conscious effort to change*
* my looks and personality.*
**[05:05] Yume**
*But when it comes to fitness...*
**[05:09] Akatsuki**
Well, Irido-san,
let's just get this over with.
**[05:13] Yume**
Y-Yeah, let's.
**[05:22] Male Student 1**
Yo, are you seeing this?
**[05:25] Male Student 1**
Minami's cracked!
**[05:28] Akatsuki**
Dang! Only 55 jumps?
**[05:32] Akatsuki**
I was hoping to do a little better than that.
**[05:35] Yume**
M-Minami-san...
**[05:37] Yume**
I thought you said you
weren't good at these things.
**[05:40] Akatsuki**
I didn't say I wasn't good at it.
**[05:42] Akatsuki**
I just said that it sucks.
**[05:44] Akatsuki**
Come on. If they see a short little
girl like me beating the boys,
**[05:49] Akatsuki**
they'll start picking on me, y'know?
**[05:51] Yume**
*Impressive misdirection.*
**[05:59] Yume**
* I've finally established my*
* image as a model student.*
**[06:03] Yume**
*If they find out I suck at sports...*
**[06:06] Yume**
*No, I won't let that happen. I can do this!*
**[06:14] Kogure & NPC**
One.
**[06:17] Kogure & NPC**
Two.
**[06:18] Kogure**
Hmm?
**[06:19] Kogure**
What's up, Irido?
**[06:19] NPC**
Three.
**[06:20] Mizuto**
I give up.
**[06:21] Kogure**
That's not an option!
**[06:24] Yume**
* That boy's way too apathetic*
* for his own good.*
**[06:27] Yume**
*I mustn't fall so low.*
***SIGN*** First Attempt:
First Attempt:
Average:
Number:
First Attempt:
First Attempt: 35
First Attempt:
***SIGN*** Second Attempt:
Second Attempt:
Second Attempt:
Second Attempt: 32
Second Attempt:
***SIGN*** Height
Right
Left
Sit-ups
Sit and Reach
Side Jumps
Standing Long Jump
**[06:38] Yume**
* Thank goodness.*
* I came out pretty well.*
**[06:42] Akatsuki**
Nice job, Irido-san!
**[06:44] Akatsuki**
On to the next one!
**[06:45] Yume**
Right.
***SIGN*** Grip Strength
***SIGN*** Left
***SIGN*** Average
***SIGN*** Right
***SIGN*** Sit-ups
***SIGN*** Sit and Reach
***SIGN*** Standing Long Jump
***SIGN*** Handball Throw
***SIGN*** 50m Dash
**[07:20] Akatsuki**
Let's go, Irido-san!
**[07:22] Yume**
Okay...
**[07:27] Track and Field Woman**
On your marks...
**[07:33] Yume**
*Come on. This doesn't suck for her one bit.*
**[07:36] Yume**
*You can never trust a girl!*
**[07:38] Girl Keeping Time**
Minami-san, 7.3 seconds.
**[07:40] Girl Keeping Time**
Irido-san, 8.5 seconds.
**[07:48] Akatsuki**
Nice job, Irido-san!
**[07:50] Yume**
You too... Minami-san...
**[08:05] Mizuto**
You did good.
**[08:07] Mizuto**
But I think you've pushed yourself enough.
**[08:11] Akatsuki**
A-Are you all right?!
**[08:13] Akatsuki**
Hey—Whoa there!
**[08:17] Mizuto**
She's in your hands.
**[08:20] Mizuto**
Why is Irido-kun still out here?
**[08:23] Mizuto**
I thought the boys were done
with the outdoor stuff.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[08:32] Akatsuki**
I'm sorry I didn't realize you
were so worn out, Irido-san.
**[08:38] Yume**
No, it's okay.
**[08:40] Yume**
It was my own fault for trying
so hard in the first place.
**[08:44] Akatsuki**
Trying so hard?
**[08:45] Yume**
I'm actually really bad at athletics.
**[08:50] Yume**
I was worried people would find out,
**[08:52] Yume**
so I've been staying up late weight training
**[08:54] Yume**
and reading books on sports
from cover to cover.
**[08:57] Yume**
I think I just wore myself
out from lack of sleep.
**[09:00] Akatsuki**
Gotcha.
**[09:02] Akatsuki**
That makes me feel so much closer to you!
**[09:06] Yume**
Huh? Why is that?
**[09:08] Akatsuki**
If I'm honest, part of me found
you a little hard to approach.
**[09:12] Akatsuki**
I mean, you're pretty and smart.
Out of my league, in a way.
**[09:16] Akatsuki**
But man, I had no idea.
**[09:18] Akatsuki**
So you suck at sports and
you're a try-hard, huh?
**[09:21] Yume**
N-Now you're getting under my skin.
Mind if I let you have it?
**[09:25] Akatsuki**
Go right ahead.
**[09:26] Akatsuki**
I'd love to see you when you're angry.
**[09:29] Yume**
Well then, sorry in advance.
**[09:31] Yume**
H-Hey, you...
**[09:35] Akatsuki**
"Hey, you," she says! You're so cute!
**[09:40] Yume**
D-Don't laugh. You're making
me feel self-conscious.
**[09:44] Akatsuki**
Hey, Irido-san!
**[09:46] Akatsuki**
Is it all right if I call you Yume-chan?
**[09:49] Yume**
Huh? Y-You mean by my given name?
**[09:52] Akatsuki**
Yeah, exactly! Is that cool?
**[09:55] Yume**
Um, sure. I m-mean... I'd like that.
**[10:01] Akatsuki**
Hurray!
**[10:03] Akatsuki**
I'm so glad we're friends now, Yume-chan!
**[10:08] Yume**
* Wait, does this mean I have*
* to call her by her name now too?!*
**[10:14] Yume**
A-A-Aka... Akatsu...
**[10:19] Akatsuki**
There, there. You can take your time.
**[10:22] Akatsuki**
There's no need to rush.
**[10:26] Yume**
It's a pleasure to get to know you
as well, Minami-san.
**[10:29] Akatsuki**
Hold on. So you're not gonna call me Akatsuki?
**[10:32] Akatsuki**
And why so formal?!
**[10:47] Yume**
Um, about earlier...
**[10:50] Mizuto**
You've got bags under your eyes.
**[10:51] Yume**
What?! No way!
**[10:55] Mizuto**
I was kidding.
**[10:59] Yume**
*What an insufferable jerk!*
**[11:01] Yume**
* I can't believe he saw through my*
* attempts to look good this whole time!*
**[11:04] Akatsuki**
Irido-kun's so sweet when
it comes to you, Yume-chan.
**[11:08] Yume**
Huh?! What makes you think *that*?!
**[11:09] Akatsuki**
Hmm?
**[11:11] Akatsuki**
Oh, I dunno...
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
***SIGN*** School Motto
Work Diligently. Think Critically.
Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative.
**[11:19] Akatsuki**
What?!
**[11:21] Akatsuki**
Yume's out sick with a fever?!
**[11:24] Akatsuki**
Is she okay?! What's her temperature?!
**[11:26] Mizuto**
Thirty-eight degrees, apparently.
**[11:28] Akatsuki**
Thirty-eight degrees?!
**[11:30] Kogure**
Settle down, Minami. You're weirding him out.
**[11:34] Akatsuki**
Hey! Quit holding me like I'm a cat.
**[11:37] Kogure**
Right, right.
**[11:38] Akatsuki**
Me—ow!
**[11:40] Akatsuki**
What's your problem, Kawanami?
**[11:42] Kogure**
My good friend's being harassed
by some weirdo, so I had to step in.
**[11:45] Akatsuki**
Huh?
**[11:47] Akatsuki**
Aren't you just getting
buddy-buddy with Irido-kun
**[11:49] Akatsuki**
in order to get closer to Yume-chan?
**[11:52] Akatsuki**
Kinda creepy if you ask me.
**[11:54] Kogure**
Don't worry yourself about that.
**[11:56] Kogure**
When it comes to love,
I'm but a lurker in chat.
**[11:59] Akatsuki**
A lurker in chat?
What's that supposed to mean?
**[12:01] Kogure**
I never participate.
I merely watch things unfold.
**[12:05] Kogure**
It's far more enjoyable that way.
**[12:08] Akatsuki**
Oh, so you're a peeping Tom.
**[12:10] Akatsuki**
Wait!
**[12:11] Akatsuki**
But none of that matters!
**[12:14] Akatsuki**
I've made up my mind! I'm gonna go see
how she's doing after school!
**[12:17] Mizuto**
What?
**[12:18] Akatsuki**
Could you maybe look
a *little* less put out?
**[12:22] Kogure**
That *does* sound like fun.
**[12:24] Kogure**
Count me in too!
**[12:25] Akatsuki**
You won't be necessary, Kawanami.
**[12:27] Kogure**
And why not?!
**[12:28] Boy 1**
See ya!
**[12:29] Boy 2**
Yeah, see you tomorrow!
**[12:31] Boy 3**
Stay safe!
**[12:32] Akatsuki**
So you and Yume-chan were complete
strangers before last year, right?
**[12:37] Akatsuki**
Was it hard becoming siblings
and moving in together so suddenly?
**[12:43] Mizuto**
Well, it's the kind of thing
that gets easier with time.
**[12:46] Mizuto**
Though there *are* points of concern.
***SIGN*** Open 24 Hours
**[12:48] Akatsuki**
Right?!
**[12:49] Akatsuki**
Like accidentally walking in
on each other changing?
**[12:52] Mizuto**
We're both doing our best to avoid that.
**[12:56] Akatsuki**
Aw, how boring.
**[13:00] Akatsuki**
Whoa!
**[13:01] Akatsuki**
So this is where you live, Irido-kun?
**[13:05] Mizuto**
Just so we're clear,
**[13:06] Mizuto**
you showing up out of the blue
will probably surprise her,
**[13:09] Mizuto**
so rein it in, will you?
**[13:11] Akatsuki**
Aw, but the whole point was to surprise her.
**[13:15] Mizuto**
People who are sick don't need surprises.
**[13:32] Mizuto**
I'm coming in.
**[13:43] Akatsuki**
She's conked out, huh?
**[13:45] Mizuto**
Seems so.
**[13:57] Yume**
Irido-kun...
**[14:01] Mizuto**
H-Hey... How are you feeling?
**[14:04] Yume**
Where have you been? I was lonely.
**[14:09] Mizuto**
U-Um...
**[14:11] Mizuto**
L-Look! Minami-san's here to see you.
**[14:16] Akatsuki**
Hey, Yume-chan. How're you doing?
**[14:19] Yume**
To see me...?
**[14:28] Akatsuki**
How's the fever? Still pretty bad?
**[14:30] Yume**
Thanks for checking up on me, Minami-san.
**[14:33] Yume**
My fever's already gone done quite a bit.
**[14:36] Akatsuki**
Hey, are you feeling
hungry at all, Yume-chan?
**[14:39] Akatsuki**
I bought stuff to make you some rice porridge!
**[14:42] Akatsuki**
Come help me, Irido-kun.
**[14:44] Akatsuki**
You're a decent cook, aren't you?
Yume-chan told me so.
**[14:52] Akatsuki**
So, I've been thinking...
**[14:55] Akatsuki**
Isn't it going to be difficult for you now?
**[14:58] Mizuto**
What?
**[14:59] Akatsuki**
What'll you do if you get a girlfriend?
**[15:01] Akatsuki**
Bringing her over will be hard, right?
**[15:03] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[15:04] Mizuto**
Do I look like the kind of guy
who can get a girl?
**[15:07] Akatsuki**
Well, you've already had one,
haven't you, Irido-kun?
**[15:13] Akatsuki**
I've kinda got a knack for
picking up on that stuff, y'know?
**[15:17] Akatsuki**
Like how you interact with girls.
**[15:20] Akatsuki**
I was like, "Yeah, this guy's
probably had a girlfriend before."
**[15:24] Akatsuki**
But not anymore, right?
**[15:26] Akatsuki**
Well? Hit the nail on the head?
**[15:28] Mizuto**
No comment.
**[15:29] Akatsuki**
Oh, so you're taking that route.
**[15:32] Akatsuki**
But really, what'll you do
if you get another girl?
**[15:36] Mizuto**
Highly unlikely. Besides, I don't want one.
**[15:38] Akatsuki**
I'm saying *if*. You wouldn't
introduce her to Yume-chan?
**[15:41] Mizuto**
Of course not.
It's not like I need her blessing.
**[15:45] Mizuto**
And it'd be a pain.
**[15:47] Akatsuki**
But that means she'd never find out
if you have someone or not.
**[15:52] Akatsuki**
Unless you got married.
**[15:54] Mizuto**
I guess not.
**[15:56] Akatsuki**
I see, I see. Very interesting.
**[16:04] Akatsuki**
Well, that should be good.
**[16:05] Akatsuki**
All right, Yume-chan. Say, "Ahh!"
**[16:09] Yume**
I-I can feed myself, you know?
**[16:11] Akatsuki**
Not a chance. You're sick!
**[16:14] Akatsuki**
Now, open up!
**[16:22] Akatsuki**
Well? Do you like it?
**[16:26] Akatsuki**
Really?! What a relief!
**[16:29] Akatsuki**
Now, one more bite!
**[16:29] Mizuto**
*What am I even watching here?*
**[16:33] Akatsuki**
Tell her I said to get better soon.
**[16:35] Mizuto**
Yeah, I'll pass it on.
**[16:37] Akatsuki**
Hey, can I ask you something?
***SIGN*** Irido
***SIGN*** You and Yume-chan are just siblings, right?
**[16:46] Mizuto**
Yup, that's right. Stepsiblings.
**[16:49] Akatsuki**
Oh! Stepsiblings, huh?
**[16:52] Akatsuki**
Not *just* siblings then. Gotcha, gotcha.
***SIGN*** Irido
***SIGN*** Welp, I'll see you later!
**[17:05] Mizuto**
Minami-san's gone home now.
**[17:09] Yume**
Well, aren't the two of you
getting along nicely...
**[17:13] Yume**
Making rice porridge together like that.
**[17:16] Mizuto**
So we're perfectly clear,
**[17:18] Mizuto**
that remark just now meant,
**[17:21] Mizuto**
"I hate seeing my dear friend with
a good-for-nothing loser like you," correct?
**[17:27] Yume**
Yeah... You got it.
**[17:29] Mizuto**
Honestly...
**[17:31] Mizuto**
Listen, Minami-san's just outgoing.
**[17:35] Mizuto**
People like her naturally tend
to get along with anyone and everyone.
**[17:41] Mizuto**
Though that might be hard to grasp
for someone reinventing themselves.
**[17:44] Yume**
I'm not... doing that...
**[17:48] Mizuto**
Get some sleep.
**[17:50] Mizuto**
If you want to get better, you need to rest.
**[17:53] Yume**
Are you... gonna leave me again?
**[17:55] Mizuto**
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying home today.
**[17:59] Yume**
Liar. You left the last time...
**[18:03] Mizuto**
The last time? What do you mean?
**[18:07] Yume**
Even though I asked you to hold my hand...
**[18:11] Yume**
When I woke up, you were gone.
**[18:13] Mizuto**
Honestly, does your brain just get sent
back in time whenever you catch a cold?
**[18:20] Mizuto**
Here.
**[18:21] Mizuto**
I won't let go this time,
so try to go to sleep, okay?
**[18:30] Yume**
Thank you, Irido-kun...
***SIGN*** April
**[18:42] Mizuto**
* Looking back, I can only describe*
* it as a youthful indiscretion.*
**[18:46] Mizuto**
* But from my second to third*
* year of middle school,*
**[18:49] Mizuto**
*I had what you might call a girlfriend.*
**[18:53] Mizuto**
*Her name was Ayai Yume.*
**[18:58] Mizuto**
*At least, it was at the time.*
**[19:01] Mizuto**
*We read books and talked about them together.*
**[19:03] Mizuto**
*And when she got sick, I'd hold her hand.*
**[19:06] Mizuto**
* Like some couple out of a YA novel*
* for love-obsessed teens,*
**[19:10] Mizuto**
*we spent our days never tiring of one another.*
**[19:13] Mizuto**
*But trivial disagreements began to pile up,*
**[19:16] Mizuto**
* and by graduation,*
* we went our separate ways.*
**[19:19] Mizuto**
*It was a perfectly typical romance,*
**[19:23] Mizuto**
*until that day...*
**[19:26] Mizuto**
*My dad had gotten remarried,*
**[19:27] Mizuto**
* and the moment I came face-to-face*
* with my stepmom's daughter,*
**[19:31] Mizuto**
*only one thought crossed my mind.*
**[19:34] Mizuto**
* And I'm sure she was thinking*
* the exact same thing.*
**[19:39] Mizuto**
*"God's a real comedian."*
***SIGN*** April
**[19:44] Yume**
Hey.
**[19:46] Yume**
I'm thirsty.
**[19:47] Mizuto**
Don't spill it.
**[19:49] Yume**
Go buy me ice cream.
**[19:51] Mizuto**
What kind?
**[19:52] Yume**
I want a book. Gimme money.
**[19:55] Mizuto**
Why should I?
**[19:56] Yume**
Would you... hold my hand again?
**[20:00] Mizuto**
Yeah, yeah.
**[20:02] Mizuto**
Hey.
**[20:04] Mizuto**
It's time to check your temperature again.
**[20:06] Mizuto**
If you've been resting all day
and it still hasn't gone down,
**[20:09] ---**
then it could be serious, you know?
**[20:11] Yume**
N-No, I'm okay! I'm completely fine!
**[20:15] Mizuto**
We need to take your temperature
to make sure, don't we?
**[20:20] Mizuto**
Now raise your arm.
**[20:22] Yume**
N-No...
**[20:24] Yume**
*No*!
**[20:29] Mizuto**
It's 36.5 degrees...
**[20:37] Mizuto**
All right, you. How long
has your fever been gone?
**[20:40] Yume**
No comment.
**[20:42] Mizuto**
You weren't pretending to be sick
just to boss me around, were you?
**[20:46] Yume**
No comment!
**[20:49] Mizuto**
So asking me to hold your hand was also...
**[20:53] Mizuto**
Hey, don't you run away!
**[20:55] Yume**
I'm going back to sleep just to be safe!
**[20:58] Mizuto**
You've slept enough, haven't you?
**[21:00] Mizuto**
Taking advantage of my kindness like that!
**[21:07] Mizuto**
Don't you have something to say?
**[21:10] Yume**
Um...
**[21:12] Mizuto**
Or can you not say it unless
I hold your hand for you?
**[21:16] Yume**
I-I'm sorry for pretending to be sick.
**[21:22] Mizuto**
Very good.
**[21:23] Mizuto**
Well, it's true that you're
still technically recovering,
**[21:27] Mizuto**
so I'll let it slide this time.
**[21:29] Yume**
You being nice to me is weirding me out.
**[21:33] Mizuto**
I'll take that as a compliment,
**[21:35] Mizuto**
Miss I Can't Fall Asleep
Without You Holding My Hand.
**[21:41] Yume**
I can't hear you!
**[21:42] Yume**
I have no idea what you're talking about!
**[21:46] Mizuto**
If you're this lively, I guess you
don't need me to look after you anymore.
**[21:49] Mizuto**
I'm going back to my room now, okay?
**[21:51] Yume**
Hey...
**[21:52] Mizuto**
Hmm?
**[21:53] Yume**
Don't go off somewhere...
**[21:55] Yume**
and leave me behind.
**[21:58] Mizuto**
Well, we are siblings now.
**[22:04] Mizuto**
I think I can stick around.