E4 - Wanna live with me?
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[00:08] ---
I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.
[00:26] ---
Hey!
[00:28] ---
We met the other day.
[02:00] ---
EPISODE 04 WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
[02:01] ---
Are you a moron? Die
[02:04] ---
The guy next to me
is getting ripped a new one.
[02:08] ---
I'm very sorry.
[02:09] ---
Like apologizing would do any good!
[02:12] ---
That's definitely an abusive boss
he's talking to.
[02:15] ---
I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.
[02:18] ---
- Momose...
- Yes?
[02:19] ---
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
[02:21] ---
Manager's on the phone with a client.
[02:24] ---
Right. That's "momo" from "Momotaro,"
and the "se" from "Setonaikai."
[02:26] ---
Momotaro!
[02:28] ---
He's even jotting down Momotaro!
[02:30] ---
We both look forward
to working with you.
[02:32] ---
Right. Goodbye.
[02:38] ---
Momose?
[02:40] ---
I'm sorry!
[02:42] ---
There's a thread on your shoulder,
so I thought I'd remove it.
[02:44] ---
I-I'm sorry!
[02:47] ---
I glanced at your notes,
so I thought I was going to get hit.
[02:51] ---
It was my reflexes.
[02:54] ---
I get it.
Seriously, all bosses are alike.
[02:58] ---
Oh, uh, I know that
you'd never do that, Manager.
[03:02] ---
I'm done with my sketch.
[03:06] ---
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
HAVE A MILLET DUMPLING AND CHEER UP OKAY!
[03:07] ---
That's you as Momotaro.
[03:09] ---
So cute!
[03:12] ---
I feel so much better!
[03:14] ---
What kind of boss is that?
[03:16] ---
I wish he'd draw a Kintaro for me.
[03:19] ---
Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!
[03:21] ---
Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?
[03:24] ---
Oh, man.
I want to use this as my wallpaper.
[03:28] ---
M-Manager!
[03:30] ---
Would it be all right if I took a picture?
[03:40] ---
Thank you so much!
[03:44] ---
So cute!
[03:45] ---
What the hell are you laughing—
[03:48] ---
I'm changing jobs.
[03:50] ---
Excuse me.
[03:52] ---
Can I get your business card?
[03:55] ---
I'd like to work under you, too.
[03:57] ---
He's hitting on my manager!
[04:02] ---
Kinjo, I never thought
you'd really switch to our company.
[04:06] ---
I was envious of you for having such
a wonderful manager, so I gave it my best shot.
[04:12] ---
He even drew me a Kintaro
on the back of his business card.
[04:16] ---
COME WORK FOR US
KIN: OKAY!
[04:17] ---
Looking forward to working with you,
starting today!
[04:21] ---
This is Kinjo, who just got assigned
to our department today.
[04:25] ---
I'd like you all to look after him.
[04:26] ---
AIGO KINJO (AGE 24)
[04:27] ---
Nice to meet you!
[04:30] ---
As for Kinjo's supervisor,
I'll take on that role.
[04:33] ---
So this is my new boss?
[04:36] ---
I'm Aoyama, your section chief.
I hope we'll work well together.
[04:38] ---
Chief Aoyama.
[04:39] ---
Chief Aoyama, his supervisor?
[04:42] ---
That won't be easy.
[04:50] ---
In this case, you can do this.
[04:52] ---
Oh, I get it now!
[04:55] ---
Kinjo, why don't you look at me,
instead of the manager?
[04:59] ---
Oh, sorry about that.
[05:01] ---
No one will look at me...
[05:06] ---
Since he got divorced recently,
Chief Aoyama's been lonely.
[05:12] ---
The female employees told me
that he's needy and hard to deal with, but...
[05:18] ---
I'll only have eyes for you
from now on, Chief.
[05:20] ---
Stare.
[05:21] ---
Hey, a mole!
[05:24] ---
Compared to my abusive boss,
you're 500 million times easier to handle.
[05:29] ---
All right, then, just add an illustration.
Some kind of cute animal.
[05:33] ---
Right!
[05:39] ---
I won't let you defeat me.
[05:42] ---
A cute animal...
[05:44] ---
How about a tanuki?
We had tanuki soba for lunch.
[05:48] ---
Tanuki...
[05:52] ---
Manager, take a look at this!
[05:54] ---
Tanukis! They're really cute!
[05:57] ---
Tanuki.
[06:00] ---
He looked out the window!
[06:02] ---
Shirosaki, there aren't any
in the heart of the city. No tanukis!
[06:07] ---
Also, this is the 36th floor.
[06:10] ---
It's no use. I don't think I can win!
[06:13] ---
He's cuter than a tanuki.
[06:18] ---
Why did you switch jobs, Momose-senpai?
[06:22] ---
Oh, I just started here recently myself,
so no need to call me "senpai," or use honorifics.
[06:27] ---
Yay! So Why did you switch jobs, Momose?
[06:31] ---
Well, that would be...
[06:34] ---
REMEMBERING WHY HE SWITCHED JOBS
[06:35] ---
Oh, he's feeling hollow inside.
[06:38] ---
Maybe I shouldn't have asked him that.
[06:40] ---
LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT
[06:42] ---
Come to think of it, my old boss
[06:44] ---
always used to call me
incessantly during my lunch break,
[06:47] ---
and I could never eat in peace,
[06:50] ---
so there were never any moments where
I could take a leisurely coffee break like this.
[06:54] ---
Not only that, but none of those calls
were in any way urgent, either.
[06:59] ---
But if I didn't answer,
I'd get like 85 missed calls.
[07:03] ---
Hey, sorry. Don't mind me.
[07:06] ---
So Momose switched jobs because of
power harassment, too, huh?
[07:09] ---
I bet we can be good friends.
[07:10] ---
My boss used to fill up my call log, too.
I hear you.
[07:15] ---
I'm feeling hollow inside too.
We'll be hollow together.
[07:19] ---
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
[07:20] ---
But then...
[07:22] ---
He can't get his straw out!
[07:25] ---
How freakin' cute is that?
[07:27] ---
The manager healed me.
[07:31] ---
Manager Shirosaki sure is a good guy.
And he's goofy.
[07:35] ---
Yeah. But when I think,
"What if he starts to hate me?"
[07:39] ---
I get all nervous, after all.
[07:42] ---
Let's ask Manager
to go drinking with us sometime.
[07:45] ---
If you get drunk,
you might not get nervous anymore.
[07:48] ---
Wait, haven't you ever gone
for a drink with him before?
[07:52] ---
Just once.
[07:54] ---
Back when I first started here.
[08:03] ---
I had a good time.
[08:05] ---
But since I was nervous,
I couldn't get drunk.
[08:07] ---
I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.
[08:16] ---
No one has any interest in me.
[08:22] ---
I got divorced
right after I bought a house.
[08:26] ---
I worked my tail off to buy this house,
so that I could create a happy home.
[08:32] ---
As I had loans,
I started working even harder.
[08:36] ---
But then out of the blue, my wife...
[08:40] ---
I've fallen in love with someone else.
[08:43] ---
It was so lonely being by myself
in this huge house.
[08:48] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:52] ---
She said that, and left me.
[08:55] ---
And now there's just me in this huge house.
[08:59] ---
I was so lonely that I bought
tons of stuffed bears online.
[09:05] ---
One big family.
[09:07] ---
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
[09:07] ---
This bear is a character called Kumattechan.
[09:10] ---
New product! Kumattechan Juice!
[09:14] ---
I know nobody's
going to buy my juice, anyway.
[09:17] ---
He's a very needy bear.
[09:19] ---
I'll go buy some tomorrow, okay?
[09:21] ---
Yay!
[09:26] ---
Momose! Morning!
[09:27] ---
Hey, Kinjo. Morning.
[09:31] ---
Where's Manager? You weren't
on the same train this morning?
[09:35] ---
He's going directly to see his client.
[09:38] ---
He just texted me now.
[09:40] ---
Why did he only text you? No fair!
[09:43] ---
I'm gonna reply now.
This signal takes forever.
[09:46] ---
GOOD MORNING. TODAY I'LL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO SEE A CLIENT WITHOUT SHOWING UP TO WORK FIRST.
GOOD MORNING. UNDERSTOOD.
[09:47] ---
Talk about stiff!
[09:50] ---
Isn't this how you should
communicate with your boss?
[09:54] ---
Well, I was the same way
with my old boss.
[09:57] ---
But I've been bombarding Manager
with emojis and stickers.
[10:01] ---
Stickers?
[10:02] ---
Sure. And he sends stickers back to me.
[10:05] ---
What? I've never
gotten a sticker from Manager.
[10:10] ---
I bet if you send him one,
he'll send one back.
[10:12] ---
What is this, high school girl talk?
[10:15] ---
Sending my boss a sticker.
That seems beyond me.
[10:24] ---
Here. Sent it off for you.
[10:26] ---
WITHOUT YOU, MANAGER...
I'M A LONELY PUP
[10:31] ---
FORGIVE ME-OW
[10:32] ---
Hey, he answered!
[10:35] ---
I got a sticker from my boss
for the first time in my life.
[10:39] ---
Huh? Another text.
[10:40] ---
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE FROM THE RAINBOW
[10:46] ---
A fairytale arrival!
[10:48] ---
Whoops, typo.
[10:49] ---
I'll get to the office at two.
[10:53] ---
I messed up the correction, too.
[10:54] ---
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE IN SOUP STOCK
[10:56] ---
SIMMER SIMMER
[10:58] ---
Manager's coming after some simmering!
[11:02] ---
Right. Now you can be more casual
when you text him.
[11:06] ---
Kinjo, you're so nice.
[11:09] ---
No one will ask me for my text ID.
[11:13] ---
Chief!
[11:14] ---
No one has any interest in me.
[11:17] ---
I want to know what your text ID is.
I also want to know your measurements!
[11:25] ---
Looks like a fun workplace.
[11:26] ---
I'm so jealous.
[11:29] ---
Chief, I'm done with my work for the day.
[11:33] ---
Is it all right if I leave on time?
[11:35] ---
Sure!
[11:36] ---
All right!
[11:38] ---
I'm going to get a haircut!
[11:40] ---
I trimmed off an inch yesterday myself.
[11:43] ---
Not that anyone noticed.
[11:45] ---
Ah, I don't know why,
but my head feels light today.
[11:50] ---
Huh? Where did they go?
[11:53] ---
Is something the matter?
[11:55] ---
I bought some computer glasses yesterday,
but I've already lost them.
[11:59] ---
They're on your forehead.
[12:03] ---
That's how I'll get some attention
from my subordinates.
[12:06] ---
And while I'm at it, I can get them
to notice my haircut.
[12:10] ---
Kinjo, have you seen my...
[12:13] ---
He's already gone.
[12:15] ---
No one has any interest in me.
[12:19] ---
Shirosaki, I like your glasses.
You look good in them.
[12:23] ---
Thank you very much.
[12:25] ---
Actually, about these glasses...
[12:28] ---
I copied the style of your glasses, Chief.
[12:31] ---
I thought that maybe it would help me
become competent like you.
[12:35] ---
Shirosaki, wanna live with me?
[12:38] ---
Uh, Chief?
[12:39] ---
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
[12:40] ---
I spotted this
at a convenience store just now.
[12:43] ---
If I'm not mistaken,
you're a fan of this bear, right?
[12:46] ---
Please have this.
[12:47] ---
Momose.
[12:49] ---
Wanna live with me?
[12:52] ---
Hey.
[12:54] ---
I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye.
[12:57] ---
I was in a rush to get to the salon.
[13:00] ---
When I saw your haircut,
it really made me want to get one, too!
[13:05] ---
So he did notice that I'd gotten a haircut!
[13:07] ---
WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
[13:07] ---
Wanna live with me?
[13:08] ---
NO THANKS, I'LL PASS LOL
[13:09] ---
No thanks, I'll pass.
[13:10] ---
BUT I'VE GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS
[13:10] ---
But I've got 5 million bucks!
[13:13] ---
I'LL LIVE WITH YOU
[13:13] ---
I'll live with you!
[13:15] ---
Work is fun!
[13:25] ---
The presentation went well, didn't it?
[13:27] ---
Yes. I think it's going
to come together great.
[13:30] ---
I'll let the office know
that we'll head straight home.
[13:34] ---
Chief, do you have any plans
to meet up with someone later?
[13:38] ---
I don't have any plans.
[13:40] ---
Then do you want to go for a drink?
[13:44] ---
And why don't we ask Manager
and Momose while we're at it?
[13:47] ---
JAPANESE BAR MOMOTARO
[13:51] ---
I never had a good time going drinking with
my boss, but I'm looking forward to tonight.
[13:56] ---
Is Chief Aoyama still doing overtime?
[13:59] ---
Yeah.
[14:00] ---
When he notified the office about going home,
he realized he still had some work to do.
[14:04] ---
What about Manager?
[14:06] ---
He said he had an errand to run first,
and to go ahead and start without him.
[14:10] ---
Wonder where he went?
[14:12] ---
I hope you can get drunk tonight.
[14:15] ---
Welcome!
[14:18] ---
Good evening!
[14:19] ---
Sorry I'm late.
[14:28] ---
So you went to check on Hakutou?
[14:31] ---
How did you know?
[14:33] ---
There's a cat teaser
in your breast pocket.
[14:37] ---
Hakutou?
[14:39] ---
That's the name of the cat
who lives with me.
[14:43] ---
Momose and I found him,
so that's why he's named Hakutou.
[14:46] ---
No fair, Momose!
[14:48] ---
What will you have, Manager?
[14:51] ---
I live with a giant stuffed bear.
[14:55] ---
When did you get here?
[14:57] ---
Cheers!
[15:04] ---
A mustache!
[15:05] ---
Manager, you've got a froth mustache!
I want to take a picture!
[15:10] ---
I wiped it off. Sorry.
[15:13] ---
Even if the section chief has a mustache,
no one will take any photos.
[15:17] ---
I'm going to make this my wallpaper!
[15:23] ---
What? You don't have a girlfriend, Momose?
[15:26] ---
Until my first year of working,
[15:27] ---
I was in a long distance relationship
between Hokkaido and Tokyo,
[15:31] ---
but my job took up all my time,
so I couldn't stay in touch, and she dumped me.
[15:36] ---
I just got dumped, too.
We only dated for a week.
[15:40] ---
A week?
[15:41] ---
Seems like I was too attentive,
and they thought it was annoying.
[15:45] ---
Whenever I find someone who's my type,
it seems like I go overboard.
[15:50] ---
What kind of girl is your type?
[15:52] ---
Looks don't matter for me.
I like it when they're cute on the inside.
[15:56] ---
As long as they're cute on the inside,
I can go for younger or older, male or female.
[15:59] ---
He just said something mind-blowing
like it was nothing.
[16:03] ---
Do you have a girlfriend, Manager?
[16:05] ---
No, I don't.
[16:07] ---
Shirosaki, didn't you once bring her powder
foundation to the office instead of an ink pad?
[16:12] ---
INK PAD
[16:17] ---
Did you break up with that girlfriend?
[16:20] ---
Ink pad. Now that you mention it,
that did happen.
[16:24] ---
She got really mad at me because
she couldn't put on her makeup that morning.
[16:28] ---
Don't tell me that's why she broke up...
[16:30] ---
No. She cheated on me and I got dumped.
[16:36] ---
But it was my fault.
[16:38] ---
I don't have a lot to say,
and I'm such a boring person.
[16:42] ---
You're interesting, Manager!
[16:45] ---
What made you realize
that she was cheating?
[16:48] ---
She called me by another man's name.
Right into my ear.
[16:53] ---
That's harsh!
[16:58] ---
Manager seems really down!
[17:02] ---
She was cheating on me
with her ex-boyfriend.
[17:02] ---
HE'S ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPY
[17:06] ---
Ex-boyfriend...
[17:07] ---
I... I...
[17:11] ---
I'd never call you
by my old boss's name, Manager!
[17:15] ---
Momose...
[17:17] ---
Manager Shirosaki!
[17:18] ---
Momose...
[17:20] ---
Manager Shirosaki!
[17:21] ---
DRUNK
[17:21] ---
Momose...
[17:22] ---
Manager Shirosaki!
[17:23] ---
Momose...
[17:24] ---
- Manager Shirosaki!
- Momose...
[17:24] ---
ALSO DRUNK
[17:26] ---
Manager Shirosaki!
[17:31] ---
I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.
[17:37] ---
Momose, glad you were able to get drunk.
[17:42] ---
Manager!
[17:44] ---
Manager, the taxi's here.
[17:50] ---
Little Hakutou's waiting at home for you.
[17:53] ---
There's a coaster on his forehead!
[17:58] ---
Hakutou. I'm home.
[17:58] ---
PLASTIC BAG
[18:03] ---
Manager, you're not home just yet.
[18:08] ---
Oh, you're right.
[18:12] ---
"I'm worried that you might not get home safely,
so I'd like to take you home."
[18:15] ---
Would it be rude to say that to your boss?
[18:19] ---
Hakutou, I'm heading home now.
[18:24] ---
I'd love to see Hakutou!
[18:28] ---
Want to come over?
[18:31] ---
Yes!
[18:35] ---
No fair, Momose.
[18:37] ---
No one wants
to come see my bear, anyway.
[18:48] ---
Hakutou?
[18:52] ---
Oh, right. Last night...
[18:54] ---
I took my hammered manager home...
[18:58] ---
and then I fell asleep?
[19:01] ---
I can't believe
I crashed at my boss's place.
[19:06] ---
My head is killing me.
[19:12] ---
Just look at that bed head!
[19:16] ---
Where's my ice pillow?
[19:25] ---
Frozen udon!
[19:28] ---
Uh, Manager?
[19:29] ---
Good morning! S-S-S-Sorry, I...
[19:32] ---
Huh? Momose?
[19:34] ---
You only just noticed me now?
[19:37] ---
Did you bring me home?
[19:40] ---
Oh, well, I wanted to see
Hakutou again, so...
[19:44] ---
I'll be going home now.
Thank you for having me!
[19:48] ---
I'm really sorry that I fell asleep!
[19:50] ---
Hakutou? Bye!
[20:01] ---
How could I've fallen asleep?
How rude is that?
[20:03] ---
He might hate me now! And I never
want to be hated by my boss again!
[20:07] ---
He sure left in a huge rush.
[20:10] ---
He should've just gone to work from here.
[20:13] ---
TO MANAGER
THIS DRINK WORKS ON HANGOVERS.
PLEASE HAVE—
[20:14] ---
So he fell asleep while he was writing this note.
[20:18] ---
I'll thank him properly by text.
[20:22] ---
Oh, sorry.
You want your breakfast, right?
[20:27] ---
MUNCH MUNCH
[20:28] ---
Is it good?
[20:30] ---
Not sharing!
[20:32] ---
Aww, is that for me?
[20:34] ---
My paw slipped.
[20:37] ---
Both you and Momose sure are good kids.
[20:41] ---
Oh, right. I need to text Momose.
[20:44] ---
MOMOSE
[20:44] ---
Wait, I'm on a call?
[20:46] ---
Hello? Momose?
[20:49] ---
Yes.
[20:50] ---
Am I the one who called you,
by any chance?
[20:53] ---
Yes.
[20:54] ---
Sorry. My phone was in my pocket,
and I dialed you by mistake.
[20:58] ---
You probably heard all that, huh?
[21:01] ---
Yes. I'm sorry.
[21:03] ---
No, well, anyway, I guess that's it.
[21:06] ---
Thanks a lot. I'll see you later.
[21:09] ---
Right!
[21:13] ---
Really?
[21:15] ---
You slept over at Manager's place?
[21:17] ---
Yeah. I fell asleep on his sofa, and then
I stopped by my place to get changed.
[21:22] ---
Lucky you!
[21:28] ---
I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.
[21:31] ---
Oh, Manager? Good morning.
[21:34] ---
Good morning!
[21:36] ---
Good morning.
[21:42] ---
Oh, I forgot to press the button.
[21:46] ---
My new boss is goofy. And...
[21:50] ---
No one ever sleeps over at my place.
[21:55] ---
And he's also needy!
[21:58] ---
Work is fun!
[23:37] ---
This is crazy huge!
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