E1 - It's a little cracked!!
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SIGN STOMACH A PRESCRIPTION
KENTARO MOMOSE
1 PER DAY FOR 7 DAYS
[00:02] ---
My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.
[00:17] ---
This is my first day of work.
[00:24] ---
What if my new boss
is another abusive person?
[00:30] ---
This is Kentaro Momose,
who's starting here today.
[00:35] ---
I hope you all work well together.
SIGN KENTARO MOMOSE (AGE 26)
[00:37] ---
I'm looking forward to working here!
[00:41] ---
Shirosaki, look after him, will you?
[00:46] ---
So this is my new boss?
SIGN YUSEI SHIROSAKI (AGE 34)
[00:51] ---
My name is Shirosaki. Nice to meet you.
[00:54] ---
R-Right! My name is Momose.
[00:56] ---
Nice to meet you!
[00:58] ---
All right, I'll leave you to it.
[01:01] ---
So he's working under Manager Shirosaki?
[01:04] ---
- Mr. Shirosaki, huh?
- Wow.
[01:09] ---
What's wrong?
[01:10] ---
I-It's nothing!
[01:13] ---
All right, let's go and get you
introduced to everyone.
[01:16] ---
Uh, right!
[01:27] ---
I can't read his expression at all.
[01:30] ---
If he turns out to be another abusive boss...
[01:34] ---
This is bad. Stomach pains again...
[01:42] ---
I'm so sorry.
[01:46] ---
I have to get back on my feet.
[01:49] ---
I might get kicked...
[01:57] ---
He left without me.
[02:00] ---
I can't move.
[02:02] ---
Let me just call him and apologize!
[02:05] ---
Wait, I don't have his contact info yet!
[02:09] ---
What am I going to do? I was being
so careful not to disrespect him.
[02:16] ---
Will I be ordered to grovel again?
[02:19] ---
Oh, wait, that was my old boss.
[02:22] ---
But the way things are shaping up,
this boss could...
[02:25] ---
It hurts.
[02:32] ---
You've got a bellyache, right?
[02:35] ---
I got you some medicine.
[02:37] ---
Uh-oh. I'm about to cry.
[02:41] ---
Thank you so much.
[02:43] ---
Though it's my stomach, not my belly.
But any medicine would work on...
SIGN FOR PMS
AND HEADACHES
[02:48] ---
Menstrual pain?! This is the one thing
that probably won't work.
[02:52] ---
Sorry.
[02:53] ---
You sank to your knees
all of a sudden, so I panicked.
[02:57] ---
I ended up buying what I always got
when my ex-girlfriend had a tummy ache.
SIGN BLUSH
[03:04] ---
Oh, uh, sorry!
[03:06] ---
Don't get me wrong.
You were being cute, and...
[03:09] ---
Whoa, calling my boss cute is rude, too!
[03:13] ---
Um, do you think we could
exchange contact information?
SIGN CHANGED THE SUBJECT
[03:17] ---
Oh, right, forgot about that.
[03:21] ---
Wait, how do you do it again?
[03:24] ---
Oh, what's your screen like now?
[03:27] ---
Huh? The screen?
[03:31] ---
It's a little cracked.
[03:32] ---
A little cracked?
[03:35] ---
My new boss turned out to be goofy.
[05:12] ---
My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.
SIGN EPISODE 01 IT'S A LITTLE CRACKED!!
[05:16] ---
What am I going to do?
I don't get how to do this.
[05:21] ---
If I asked my previous boss something,
[05:23] ---
he wouldn't answer, and instead, he'd blow up
and hurl a mouse or pen stand at me.
[05:27] ---
What's the matter?
[05:29] ---
Nothing.
[05:30] ---
But in my new boss's case...
[05:33] ---
Oh, this is pretty tricky, isn't it?
[05:36] ---
While saying that, he'd click on my hand,
thinking it was the mouse.
[05:40] ---
Hey! Mr. Shirosaki's harassing him!
[05:44] ---
Whoa! Sorry!
[05:48] ---
Momose? Sorry about that.
[05:51] ---
You must've been creeped out,
having an old guy squeeze your hand.
[05:54] ---
I'll buy you lunch to make up for it.
[05:56] ---
No, you don't have to do that.
[05:59] ---
You were so nice about showing me
without throwing anything...
[06:02] ---
I feel like I should be treating you.
[06:05] ---
Then treat me to a popsicle.
[06:11] ---
Your old boss...
[06:13] ---
He would throw things at you?
[06:14] ---
What? Uh, well...
[06:17] ---
Oh, man. I accidentally called attention
to my history of being bullied.
[06:21] ---
What am I, needy or something?
[06:24] ---
But to be honest,
I think I'd like to tell him about it.
[06:29] ---
Actually, no way!
[06:31] ---
He'll find out how fragile
my mental state and stomach still are,
[06:34] ---
and despise me
for being a pain in the butt!
[06:37] ---
I don't want to be hated by my boss again.
[06:40] ---
Ugh, no sooner did I say that,
my mental state took a dive.
[06:44] ---
I need something soothing.
[06:47] ---
I wish I could watch cat videos.
[06:49] ---
Cats?
[06:51] ---
I said that out loud!
[06:53] ---
So you like cats, huh? So do I.
[06:56] ---
Oh, look.
Speak of the devil, there he is.
[06:59] ---
Mr. Kurono?
[07:00] ---
Huh? Who's that?
[07:02] ---
My old boss.
[07:04] ---
No, there's a cat.
[07:07] ---
I'll go tame him for you.
[07:09] ---
Let this adorable cat soothe you,
so you could enjoy your lunch.
[07:13] ---
Kitty, Kitty. I'm not scary, I promise.
[07:16] ---
Hey, you.
You're a gentle, good little cat.
[07:24] ---
Sorry.
[07:26] ---
It was a tree.
[07:28] ---
I'm sorry.
[07:29] ---
I'm not laughing.
[07:31] ---
My boss is so cute, it's therapeutic.
SIGN PORK CUTLETS FUKUYA
SIGN GONNA DIE...
[07:39] ---
I got lemon juice in both eyes.
[07:41] ---
Manager!
[07:44] ---
Both his eyes and the lid are closed!
[07:47] ---
Let me!
[07:48] ---
Excuse me.
[07:53] ---
Now just...
[07:54] ---
If I tell him to go pachi-pachi,
I just know he's going to applaud.
SIGN TOO GOOFY TO BE TRUE
[08:00] ---
Could you please go bat-bat?
[08:03] ---
That was the least scariest abuse
of power in the world.
[08:09] ---
Which should I get?
[08:13] ---
I'll have this Karigari-kun.
[08:15] ---
I-Is that right?
[08:18] ---
My goodness.
[08:19] ---
My new boss is goofy.
[08:21] ---
Yes?
[08:22] ---
These documents...
[08:24] ---
He's the type who twirls around so hard,
he actually comes full circle.
[08:28] ---
But he's won tons of ad proposal contests,
[08:31] ---
and he's always winning
in-house awards.
[08:34] ---
About this item, instead of the conversion rate,
you should show the number of page views.
[08:38] ---
He's super competent.
[08:41] ---
I went all the way around again.
[08:44] ---
This difference is so...
[08:46] ---
Now I just have to aggregate the data.
[08:48] ---
I'll have to do OT.
[08:49] ---
Momose, I got my work done early,
so I've already tallied it all up.
[08:55] ---
Sorry for the handwritten memo.
[08:57] ---
Thank you very mu...
SIGN Potatoes
Onions
Carrots
Shirataki
Green beans
Pork (boneless ribs)
[08:59] ---
- What's this?
- Oh, sorry!
[09:02] ---
It's this one.
[09:04] ---
Meat and potato stew for dinner tonight?
[09:09] ---
Thanks to my boss, I'm leaving
on time for the first time ever.
[09:13] ---
Lots of student at this time of day.
[09:16] ---
You're right.
[09:17] ---
It brings back memories
of my school days.
[09:20] ---
That's true.
[09:21] ---
It makes me want to meet up
with my classmates.
[09:24] ---
I wonder how old everyone is now?
[09:30] ---
I hope they're the same age as him.
[09:37] ---
This guy's wearing
the same cologne as my old boss.
[09:41] ---
The smell is bringing back memories of hell.
[09:46] ---
Momose, you're crushing me.
[09:49] ---
Sorry! That cologne...
[09:51] ---
Cologne?
[09:53] ---
The guy next to me will hear us.
[09:56] ---
Uh, actually...
[09:57] ---
I was wondering what you've got on.
It, uh, smells really nice.
[10:04] ---
FurPur.
[10:05] ---
Fabric softener!
[10:07] ---
Your FurPur is so soothing.
[10:12] ---
My old boss's cologne is horrible.
[10:14] ---
Oh, no. Now I want to bury my face
in my boss's shirt.
[10:18] ---
But that would be beyond weird.
[10:22] ---
Manager, I'll be getting off at the next stop.
[10:24] ---
What? But it's two stops before.
[10:26] ---
I thought I'd get some exercise by walking.
[10:29] ---
Very admirable.
[10:33] ---
If you'll excuse me...
[10:38] ---
Momose!
[10:43] ---
I was able to leave work on time,
but I feel awful.
[10:47] ---
I think I'll buy some FurPur
on my way home.
SIGN MANAGER SHIROSAKI
[10:52] ---
Yes? This is Momose.
[10:54] ---
Hello? Where are you?
[10:56] ---
What?
[10:57] ---
You seemed a little down, so I thought
I'd ask you to go for a drink.
[11:02] ---
I got off at that station, too.
[11:04] ---
But while I was wondering if you'd rather
not be invited for drinks with your boss,
[11:09] ---
I got stuck in the doors
and lost sight of you.
[11:13] ---
I totally feel better now, but...
[11:16] ---
I'd like to go!
[11:17] ---
Glad to hear it.
[11:19] ---
Then let's meet up at a bar around here.
[11:22] ---
Do you know a good place?
[11:23] ---
Yes. Behind the shopping street...
[11:26] ---
Oh, should I meet you where you are?
[11:29] ---
No, this place may be unfamiliar,
but I've got my smartphone, so...
[11:34] ---
I left my phone at the office.
[11:36] ---
I think you're using it right now,
since you're talking to me.
[11:41] ---
After that, my boss got unbelievably lost.
[11:45] ---
Manager?
Do you know where you are right now?
[11:49] ---
No, actually...
[11:51] ---
What do you see in front of you?
[11:53] ---
Huh? A bright red sunset.
[11:57] ---
It's really pretty.
SIGN SHIBUYA STATION
[12:01] ---
My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.
[12:06] ---
A person has entered the tracks up ahead,
so we'll be doing a safety check.
[12:11] ---
Please wait until we can depart.
[12:14] ---
I'll have to write a written apology.
[12:17] ---
I'm very sorry that I was late!
[12:20] ---
The train got held up, right?
I just got here, too.
[12:24] ---
Please take this.
[12:29] ---
Manager Shirosaki, I would like
to deeply apologize for being late today.
[12:34] ---
I should've left the house earlier
just in case the train would stop working.
[12:39] ---
I'll get back to work now.
[12:41] ---
Oh, sure.
[12:46] ---
He sure looked surprised.
Was it the way I wrote it?
[12:49] ---
Morning. Not everyone's here yet, right?
[12:52] ---
Good morning, Chief.
[12:54] ---
Company... written apologies...
[12:56] ---
Oh, workplace harassment
comes up in the predictions.
SIGN COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES HOW TO WRITE
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES WORKPLACE HARASSMENT
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES ENVELOPES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES EXAMPLES
[13:00] ---
Could it be that...
[13:02] ---
there are companies where
you don't write written apologies?
[13:05] ---
Good morning!
[13:12] ---
Momose?
[13:13] ---
Yes?
[13:14] ---
About that letter you just gave me...
[13:16] ---
He thought it was a letter!
[13:17] ---
I wrote you a reply.
[13:19] ---
He gave me a reply! Are we pen pals?
SIGN MOMOSE COMMUTING VIA A PEACH TRAIN
[13:23] ---
Dear Momose, No one can predict when
a train will be late. Don't worry about it.
[13:29] ---
Not only that, but it's crazy adorable!
[13:32] ---
Uh, thank you very much!
[13:41] ---
Shirosaki, your latest proposal
was excellent again.
[13:45] ---
Thank you very much, Chief Aoyama.
[13:47] ---
Sorry, did the firecracker scare you?
SIGN MITSUO AOYAMA (AGE 39)
[13:50] ---
I thought if I set if off when a proposal
went through, it would boost motivation.
[13:55] ---
It did go up. That's a wonderful idea.
[13:59] ---
All right, then,
can we have a meeting about it?
[14:02] ---
Of course!
[14:06] ---
Come to think of it, I've never once
had a proposal go through.
[14:11] ---
Is that right?
[14:15] ---
Well, I did have some
torn up right in front of my eyes.
[14:19] ---
But there's no need to tear them up.
[14:21] ---
That's awful, you know.
[14:23] ---
Oh, sorry to get all gloomy.
[14:26] ---
But I'm too scared to submit a proposal.
SIGN A FEW DAYS LATER
[14:30] ---
Do you have a minute?
[14:31] ---
Yes.
[14:32] ---
We've received a request
for an ad from an aquarium.
[14:35] ---
Momose, why don't you try
making a proposal?
[14:40] ---
The first proposal that I got approved
was for an aquarium.
[14:44] ---
What?
[14:45] ---
When I was a new hire, my proposals
never seemed to go through.
[14:49] ---
So when they gave me the aquarium job,
I really panicked.
[14:54] ---
I would stop by the aquarium every day
after work, hoping I'd get some good ideas.
[15:02] ---
Then the Section Chief,
who couldn't just watch anymore...
[15:05] ---
You don't have to panic.
If you like, you can consult me any time.
[15:10] ---
So don't struggle with this all by yourself.
It'll be okay.
[15:13] ---
But if you start to flounder,
just let me know.
[15:17] ---
I was so touched
by the Section Chief's thoughtfulness.
[15:21] ---
A little too touched, because I misread
the last line of the email.
SIGN I FOUND A FLOUNDER.
[15:30] ---
I sent him a photo of a flounder.
[15:33] ---
I jumped to conclusions and thought
he was a flounder-lover.
SIGN IF YOU START TO FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
IF YOU SEE A FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
[15:37] ---
Flounder-lover?
[15:40] ---
Well, anyway, what I'm trying to say is...
[15:43] ---
I used to be like that back then,
so even if you mess up, it'll be okay, too.
[15:49] ---
Just relax and write that proposal.
[15:52] ---
His ears are bright red.
[15:54] ---
My manager told me
that embarrassing story for my sake.
[16:00] ---
Manager, I'm going to do my best!
[16:02] ---
If there's anything you need help with,
ask me anytime.
[16:06] ---
Good luck.
[16:08] ---
Let me jot down some tips
for writing proposals.
[16:13] ---
Manager!
[16:17] ---
Let's start by researching the location!
[16:20] ---
I'll be in charge of this project.
My name is Momose.
[16:22] ---
I'm Umino from Public Relations.
[16:25] ---
Please come this way.
[16:45] ---
An ad project for an aquarium this big?
I wonder if I can handle it.
[16:54] ---
You really think a proposal like this
could get approved?
[16:57] ---
An ad that's flashier, more flamboyant,
impactful, and will grab everyone's attention.
[17:01] ---
Don't you have something like that?
SIGN HOW TO GET YOUR PROPOSAL APPROVED
PROJECT PROPOSAL
HOW TO PUT TOGETHER A PROPOSAL
HOW TO WRITE A PROPOSAL
[17:10] ---
Come on, he entrusted this job to you.
[17:13] ---
Write a sure-fire proposal!
[17:17] ---
A flashy kind of ad...
[17:20] ---
That will grab everyone's attention...
[17:22] ---
A mind-blowing idea...
SIGN 1. IMPLEMENTING DIGITAL MARKETING
[17:32] ---
This proposal's got to be flashier...
SIGN MOMOTARO SHOPPING DISTRICT
[17:42] ---
Eggs are on sale today!
[17:43] ---
I've got some fresh, fertilized eggs, too!
[17:47] ---
Fertilized eggs.
[17:48] ---
What?
[17:49] ---
When I was in high school, my mother
had seen a program about eggs on TV.
[17:54] ---
And out of the blue...
[17:56] ---
I'm heading out now.
[17:57] ---
Yu, can you get some fertilized eggs
on your way home?
[18:00] ---
Wired LAN? Cable?
[18:04] ---
How many meters?
[18:07] ---
What kind of eggs do you have in mind?
A dinosaur's?
[18:10] ---
I just remembered that she said that.
[18:13] ---
Dinosaur eggs...
[18:16] ---
Speaking of dinosaur eggs, when I was a kid,
I thought that gas tanks were dinosaur eggs.
[18:23] ---
They're going to eat me!
[18:25] ---
So every time I saw a gas tank,
I'd burst out sobbing, I hear.
[18:28] ---
So cute!
[18:30] ---
Sorry to share such a strange memory.
[18:32] ---
Oh, no, please!
[18:35] ---
While I'm at it, can I tell you
one more thing about myself?
[18:38] ---
Oh, sure.
SIGN MOMOTARO-DO
JAPANESE SWEETS
NO. 1 IN JAPAN
[18:40] ---
That Momotaro there is a display model
that I proposed years ago.
[18:45] ---
What? You did this?
SIGN PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
IF YOU DO, MOMOTARO'S SONG WILL PLAY
[18:47] ---
I took us through this shopping district
because I wanted to show you this.
[18:52] ---
It's not anything flashy, but...
[18:54] ---
But it's really cute.
[18:58] ---
You really seemed to be struggling
with your proposal.
[19:03] ---
Please rub my head.
[19:05] ---
What?
[19:07] ---
What's this, all of a sudden?
[19:09] ---
Huh?
SIGN PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
[19:13] ---
Whoa! You were reading
Momotaro's speech bubble?
[19:16] ---
Sorry.
[19:18] ---
Is that you, Mr. Shirosaki?
[19:21] ---
It's been a while.
[19:23] ---
Thanks to you, everyone's
always rubbing our Momotaro's head.
[19:27] ---
I'm so glad to hear it.
[19:29] ---
No, really, thank you so much.
[19:35] ---
Because everyone's always...
[19:38] ---
I see.
[19:41] ---
It doesn't matter how flashy it is outwardly.
[19:44] ---
The important thing...
[19:47] ---
is to make sure that it's beloved by everyone,
and that it can heal people in its tiny way.
SIGN PROJECT PROPOSAL
[20:49] ---
It was really good. You pass.
[20:55] ---
It's all thanks to you!
Thank you very much.
[20:59] ---
No, it was your talent, Momose.
[21:04] ---
Shirosaki, you've become such a fine boss.
[21:08] ---
Your Section Chief was quite moved!
[21:12] ---
Also, Shirosaki,
I've kept quiet for ten years,
SIGN I SAW A FLOUNDER
[21:16] ---
but that photo you sent me
wasn't a flounder, but a flatfish.
[21:22] ---
I'd like to give you something to celebrate
your proposal going through.
[21:25] ---
What do you want?
[21:26] ---
That's what my boss asked me, so...
[21:28] ---
In that case...
[21:30] ---
That sketch he drew for me
the other day was cute,
[21:33] ---
so when I asked him to draw a version of him
exterminating the demons,
[21:36] ---
for some reason he gave me a drawing
of him airing out a futon.
[21:40] ---
Huh? A futon?
[21:41] ---
You wanted him
exterminating fleas, right?
[21:43] ---
Flea extermination!
[21:45] ---
My new boss is goofy, after all.
[23:25] ---
Sorry. I nearly stepped on a dandelion.
[23:28] ---
Dandelion?
[23:31] ---
When I stepped around it, I tripped.
[23:33] ---
It sure is cute.
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