E5 - Heart Eyes!

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    An overnight business trip?
[00:05] ---
    Right. We've received a request for an ad
    from a hot spring resort inn.
[00:10] ---
    Can you come with me
    to scout the location? For one night?
[00:16] ---
    Yes!
[00:17] ---
    KUMATTE LAND
[00:17] ---
    What a coincidence.
[00:19] ---
    Kinjo and I will be at Kumatte Land
    on business that very same day.
[00:24] ---
    Although it will be a day trip.
[00:26] ---
    Is that right?
[00:27] ---
    No fair!
[00:28] ---
    Going on an overnight business trip
    with the manager? I'm so jealous, Momose!
[00:33] ---
    Nobody wants to go
    on a business trip with me.
[00:36] ---
    I'm looking forward
    to our business trip, too, Chief!
[02:12] ---
    STOMACH A
[02:13] ---
    EPISODE 05
    HEART EYES!
[02:20] ---
    I'LL RESEARCH IT AND LET YOU KNOW
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK
[02:21] ---
    Let's meet tomorrow
    at Omiya Station at 7:40 am.
[02:21] ---
    ROUTE INFORMATION
[02:25] ---
    I'm sending you the route
    from the closest station to you.
[02:32] ---
    It's Omiya Station in Kyoto,
    not Saitama.
[02:35] ---
    So far away!
[02:39] ---
    Sorry. Made a mistake. It's this one.
[02:48] ---
    Can't wait to go on this business trip.
[02:59] ---
    Make sure you eat right.
[03:05] ---
    Shirosaki, here.
[03:08] ---
    What is it?
[03:10] ---
    He's a precious member of my family,
[03:13] ---
    but to make sure that Hakutou
    doesn't get lonely while you're away...
[03:20] ---
    Kumattechan will be here tomorrow,
    so you won't be lonely.
[03:25] ---
    TWO HOURS LATER...
[03:35] ---
    Since we can't play tomorrow,
    let's play a lot... today... okay?
[03:41] ---
    It's okay, go get some sleep.
[03:46] ---
    Sorry to leave you... all alone.
[03:51] ---
    Hey, it's no big deal for me.
[04:06] ---
    Today I'm going on my first business trip
    with my boss since I switched jobs.
[04:11] ---
    When I went on a business trip
    with my old boss,
[04:13] ---
    I was with him all day and night
    and it was hell.
[04:17] ---
    Just the memory of that
    makes my stomach...
[04:22] ---
    Our company's...
[04:24] ---
    Yes?
[04:25] ---
    Senior Managing Director and Managing
    Director look alike. Did you know that?
[04:29] ---
    Uh, yes. I nearly mistook one
    for the other once.
[04:33] ---
    Well, a lot of old guys look alike, right?
[04:35] ---
    People have mistaken me
    for someone else, too.
[04:38] ---
    Actually, yesterday, I saw someone
    who looked like the Managing Director.
[04:44] ---
    I hesitated for a second,
[04:46] ---
    but I decided that he had to be
    the Managing Director,
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    and said, "Good day, Director."
[04:56] ---
    He was a complete stranger.
[04:57] ---
    A complete stranger!
[05:01] ---
    I almost burst out laughing.
[05:03] ---
    Sorry to tell you such a weird story.
[05:06] ---
    You seemed to be down for some reason,
    so I thought it might be a diversion.
[05:09] ---
    Manager.
[05:15] ---
    Hey, my stomachache's gone.
[05:22] ---
    Today I'm going on my first business trip
    with my boss since I switched jobs.
[05:29] ---
    There's nothing around here.
[05:38] ---
    Why did they build it in the sticks?
[05:42] ---
    KUMATTE LAND
[05:42] ---
    Kumatte Land.
[05:46] ---
    What? This is your first visit
    to Kumatte Land, Chief?
[05:50] ---
    Yeah. I've always wanted to come,
    but I didn't have anyone to come with.
[05:57] ---
    Kinjo, there's a leaf on your head.
[06:01] ---
    Hey, you're right.
    I've caught the manager's goofiness.
[06:05] ---
    What? You wish you could've come
    to Kumatte Land with Shirosaki?
[06:10] ---
    No one wants to come with me...
[06:12] ---
    I didn't say that.
[06:14] ---
    Oh, boy.
[06:16] ---
    It's too far out in the boondocks,
    so no one ever comes.
[06:19] ---
    No one will pay attention to me...
[06:23] ---
    Or so I thought, but someone's coming!
[06:26] ---
    Pay attention to me!
[06:28] ---
    Kumattechan!
[06:30] ---
    It's really him!
[06:33] ---
    I'm not popular enough
    to warrant an imposter, anyway!
[06:36] ---
    Nice to meet you. My name is Aoyama.
[06:40] ---
    Pardon me! We've been waiting for you.
[06:43] ---
    Thank you for coming
    all this way to see us.
[06:48] ---
    I'm Mori from PR.
[06:49] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[06:51] ---
    I don't have a business card,
    so no one's paying any attention to me!
[06:57] ---
    Pay attention to me!
[06:58] ---
    Now, now, don't be like that.
[07:00] ---
    Love you.
[07:02] ---
    I love you, too. Wanna get married?
[07:06] ---
    I managed to remarry. Not that anyone
    will celebrate that with me.
[07:10] ---
    Here's a gift for you two.
    Please take it.
[07:14] ---
    Why don't I show you around the park?
[07:17] ---
    Box lunches, coffee, snacks?
    Can I get you anything?
[07:20] ---
    Momose, it might be a good idea
    to have lunch now.
[07:23] ---
    Uh, okay!
    What about you, Manager?
[07:26] ---
    I brought some oolong tea
    and a rice ball box lunch.
[07:30] ---
    Excuse me?
[07:32] ---
    Thank you very much.
[07:34] ---
    I copied him and bought oolong tea
    and a rice ball box lunch.
[07:40] ---
    Did you make that yourself, Manager?
    Hey, octopus sausages!
[07:43] ---
    Yes.
[07:44] ---
    I don't always make lunch
    when I go on business trips.
[07:49] ---
    For the last few years, I've always traveled
    to regional sites alone.
[07:54] ---
    Today, I thought,
    "Momose will be there, too,"
[07:57] ---
    and it felt like a field trip
    so I made a box lunch.
[08:00] ---
    Feels like a field trip because I'm here?
[08:03] ---
    Momose will be there.
    Happy, happy!
[08:06] ---
    I thought I'd make you lunch, too,
    but it might trouble you, so I didn't.
[08:11] ---
    It's no trouble at all, though.
[08:14] ---
    Let's give it our all on this trip.
[08:17] ---
    Right, right. When you enjoy the small things,
    it drives you to do your best work.
[08:22] ---
    Well, not that there's anything
    I particularly enjoy.
[08:27] ---
    If only I could find something so fun
    that'd make me spit out my tea,
[08:30] ---
    it would give me the strength
    to do my best, too.
[08:35] ---
    HAKUOUDOU
[08:36] ---
    It's an ad by Hakuoudou.
    Wow, they're using an idol group.
[08:42] ---
    Do you like those idols?
[08:44] ---
    Uh, no. When I was in college, I wanted
    to join them, and sent in an application.
[08:50] ---
    But I got rejected.
[08:53] ---
    You wanted to join them?
    This idol group?
[08:57] ---
    An idol group?
    I'd get rejected for sure!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, you mean Hakuoudou.
[09:04] ---
    Instead of oolong tea,
    I brought noodle soup base.
[09:09] ---
    I messed up because I was too sleepy.
[09:11] ---
    I'm totally gonna crush it at work!
[09:16] ---
    As you can see,
    it was built in a way too natural setting,
[09:20] ---
    and so people haven't come as expected.
[09:23] ---
    They never came... and never came.
[09:27] ---
    Careless mistake.
[09:28] ---
    And so we're hoping
    for your company's help.
[09:32] ---
    Please leave it to us.
[09:34] ---
    We'll do everything we can to create an ad
    that will convey how appealing this park is.
[09:38] ---
    Fully-equipped!
[09:40] ---
    In order to create a good ad that rings true,
    we should get some first-hand experience.
[09:44] ---
    Heart eyes!
[09:46] ---
    I want to see the young man
    with the center part fully-equipped, too!
[09:51] ---
    You wouldn't want to become fully-equipped
    with an old guy with glasses and a mole, right?
[09:58] ---
    MUNCH MUNCH
[09:58] ---
    HONEY POPCORN
[10:02] ---
    These attractions are of high quality, huh?
[10:05] ---
    So what if it's a zero-minute wait!
[10:07] ---
    This Ferris wheel is adorable!
[10:09] ---
    Zero minutes for this one, too!
[10:11] ---
    KUMATTE LAND
[10:11] ---
    This giant maze is cool!
[10:13] ---
    Needless to say, zero minutes!
[10:15] ---
    There are tons of other attractions, too!
[10:17] ---
    All zero minutes!
[10:19] ---
    No shortage of gifts, either, eh?
[10:21] ---
    Yeah, we've got a huge stockpile.
[10:23] ---
    KUMATTE HOUSE
[10:23] ---
    There are even lodgings!
[10:26] ---
    And all of them are vacant!
[10:33] ---
    I know you're all
    going to leave me behind.
[10:37] ---
    We'll come again.
[10:38] ---
    When? Tomorrow?
[10:44] ---
    I'm so sad, I might start shedding
    honey pancakes from my eyes!
[10:48] ---
    Pancakes sound yummy.
[10:57] ---
    There's always a downpour in my heart.
[11:00] ---
    Let's start running, Chief!
[11:09] ---
    We got pretty soaked, didn't we?
[11:11] ---
    Yes, we did.
[11:13] ---
    Kinjo, you wrapped your jacket
    around your briefcase?
[11:17] ---
    Yes. There's something precious
    that I don't want to get wet.
[11:20] ---
    Oh, good. It's dry.
[11:23] ---
    Something precious?
    Could it be a gift for Shirosaki?
[11:27] ---
    Oh, man, there's nowhere
    to buy clothes around here.
[11:29] ---
    I'd like to get changed.
[11:36] ---
    I do have these T-shirts
    that I just bought at Kumatte Land.
[11:39] ---
    Yay! I'm twinning bear T-shirts
    with my boss!
[11:46] ---
    Looks like they suspended all train
    and bus services because of this rain.
[11:49] ---
    I'd die if I had to stay here all night.
[11:53] ---
    Hello? Oh, Ms. Mori from PR?
[11:56] ---
    Yes, we're at the bus stop.
[11:59] ---
    What?
[12:00] ---
    If you can't get home,
    you're welcome to stay at Kumatte House.
[12:05] ---
    Yay! You came today instead of tomorrow!
[12:08] ---
    Pay attention to me!
[12:12] ---
    NAKANOJO STATION
[12:16] ---
    Wow.
[12:19] ---
    What an impressive-looking inn!
[12:21] ---
    We'll be staying here tonight.
[12:29] ---
    What a great view.
[12:31] ---
    I don't know how long it's been
    since I last stayed at a hot spring.
[12:33] ---
    You must be exhausted after your long trip,
[12:36] ---
    so please put off your meeting until tomorrow,
    so you can take it easy today.
[12:40] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:42] ---
    In order to accurately portray
    the splendor of this inn,
[12:45] ---
    we'll be sure
    to report on this site thoroughly.
[12:54] ---
    Mind if I check on Hakutou for a second?
[12:57] ---
    Not at all. Is that a livestream?
[12:59] ---
    Yes.
[13:05] ---
    Kumattechan?
[13:06] ---
    Hey, Hakutou!
[13:09] ---
    Have you been playing with Kumattechan?
[13:12] ---
    I'd never play with someone like him!
[13:15] ---
    Looks like he was playing with him.
[13:17] ---
    Yes.
[13:19] ---
    Wait for me, okay?
    I'll be home tomorrow.
[13:22] ---
    I am not waiting!
[13:29] ---
    Kumatte House is a sweet log cabin
    that gives off the scent of honey.
[13:33] ---
    KUMATTE HOUSE
[13:34] ---
    For dinner, there's honey fondue, honey pasta,
    honey pancakes, honey juice...
[13:40] ---
    By the time they leave,
    everyone's a little sick of honey!
[13:44] ---
    Inside your room, the décor is all
    Kumattechan furniture and knick-knacks!
[13:48] ---
    Even the bed is covered with Kumattechans,
    which should give everyone nightmares.
[13:52] ---
    We even offer a service
    for Kumattechan to visit your room!
[13:56] ---
    Honey tea and life coaching
    are on the house!
[13:59] ---
    Once your dinner is ready, we'll send them
    to your respective rooms.
[14:03] ---
    Thank you very much.
    That will be a big help.
[14:07] ---
    All right, why don't we take
    a quick tour of the premises?
[14:10] ---
    Right!
[14:12] ---
    Just look at all the gifts on sale!
[14:14] ---
    Wouldn't you love to have
    some milk after your bath?
[14:18] ---
    An outdoor hot spring!
    I'd love to soak in it over and over!
[14:24] ---
    I'm making such a big commotion
    when I'm here for work.
[14:27] ---
    Even if I've never had
[14:29] ---
    the chance to come to a hot spring because
    I was tired from my boss's power harassment.
[14:35] ---
    All right, let's soak in that hot spring.
[14:37] ---
    R-Right!
[14:40] ---
    GENTLEMEN
[14:43] ---
    Manager looked appalled.
[14:49] ---
    - Momose?
    - Yes?
[14:50] ---
    Can I ask you a weird question?
[14:52] ---
    I'm going to get yelled at.
[14:55] ---
    Did I shampoo my hair? I was so deep
    in thought, I can't tell anymore.
[15:00] ---
    Yes, you did! I know what you mean!
[15:05] ---
    What a great soak, huh? Momose...
[15:09] ---
    Manager's acting like
    his usual self, I guess?
[15:14] ---
    What a great soak that was, huh?
[15:15] ---
    Yeah, it was!
[15:29] ---
    So he's mad after all
    because I was so hyper?
[15:32] ---
    Manager!
[15:38] ---
    Whoa, is that you, Momose?
[15:40] ---
    I thought you were someone
    who looked just like you.
[15:45] ---
    It was because my hair and clothing
    were different than usual.
[15:53] ---
    I'm going to get the chief a gift.
[15:55] ---
    And something for everyone at the office.
[15:57] ---
    Then I will, too.
    I'll get a different kind of snack.
[16:00] ---
    I'll take this one.
[16:01] ---
    Uh, sir, that one's...
[16:04] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[16:07] ---
    Is something the matter?
[16:10] ---
    The gift I picked out
    for the chief was a sample.
[16:13] ---
    He'd break his tooth if he bit on that, right?
[16:17] ---
    Local snack assortment for cats?
    Who knew they'd have something like this?
[16:18] ---
    LOCAL CHURURU
    LIMITED LOCAL AREA VERSION
[16:23] ---
    Do you know what you're getting, Momose?
[16:24] ---
    Oh, I'm getting the chief salty egg konnyaku,
    and bean paste buns for everyone.
[16:30] ---
    And for Hakutou...
[16:34] ---
    I-I can't get too excited.
[16:37] ---
    Wow!
[16:40] ---
    Dinner is delicious, isn't it?
[16:44] ---
    I almost made another commotion!
[16:53] ---
    It's only at a hot spring
    that you can take a bath over and over.
[16:57] ---
    Yeah, I guess so.
[16:59] ---
    Hey, they've laid out futons for us.
[17:01] ---
    Another service exclusive to inns.
[17:04] ---
    Is it okay if I open the window?
[17:06] ---
    Yes. We're all warm
    from the hot spring, aren't we?
[17:10] ---
    The night breeze feels so good.
[17:15] ---
    Listen, Momose...
[17:17] ---
    You know how you got all excited
    when we arrived here?
[17:20] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[17:21] ---
    That reminded me of something important.
[17:29] ---
    If we can somehow incorporate
    your excitement into our ad,
[17:33] ---
    I'm sure it'll make a lot of people
    want to come to this inn.
[17:38] ---
    So thanks.
[17:43] ---
    I was chiding myself for having fun
    on the job, so to hear you say that...
[17:50] ---
    I think that enjoying work is a good thing.
[17:53] ---
    Knowing that you're in an environment
    where you can enjoy your job makes me happy.
[17:59] ---
    Manager.
[18:02] ---
    I enjoyed myself today, too.
[18:09] ---
    KUMATTE HOUSE
[18:17] ---
    Oh, crap. I've caught a cold.
[18:23] ---
    I'll go to the front desk
    to ask for some medicine.
[18:27] ---
    I feel awful.
[18:29] ---
    Chief's in the next room, right?
    I'll ask him for help. Wait...
[18:34] ---
    At my old job, when I came down
    with a fever after a lot of overtime...
[18:39] ---
    I'm gonna die.
[18:41] ---
    When I told my boss,
    he said I was careless about my health,
[18:45] ---
    and he yelled at me
    to snap out of it somehow.
[18:48] ---
    More than the fact that I got yelled at,
    or the fact that I couldn't take time off...
[18:52] ---
    My own boss showed no sign of worry
    by asking if I was even okay.
[18:57] ---
    For some reason,
    that was more of a shock to me.
[19:02] ---
    Since then, I haven't been able
    to tell anyone that I'm not feeling well.
[19:09] ---
    I'm cold. I'm gonna die.
    I want to go home to Okinawa.
[19:14] ---
    Kinjo? I just heard a loud crash.
[19:17] ---
    Oh, it's open.
[19:19] ---
    Wait, what's wrong?
[19:20] ---
    Hey, your face is all red!
    Do you have a fever?
[19:22] ---
    No, it's just...
[19:24] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:26] ---
    Are you hurt anywhere?
    Do you want to go to the hospital?
[19:31] ---
    Kinjo!
[19:36] ---
    I'm sorry I caused you so much trouble.
    I'm feeling much better now.
[19:40] ---
    No, you should take time off
    from work until you get better.
[19:43] ---
    If you have any gifts to give,
    I'll be happy to pass them out.
[19:46] ---
    I didn't buy any gifts for anybody.
[19:48] ---
    What? Then what was the precious thing
    you were protecting from the rain?
[19:52] ---
    Oh.
[19:53] ---
    That was this notebook.
[19:55] ---
    Since it's full of notes about
    all the things you taught me, Chief.
[19:59] ---
    You're always spotting things
    we should showcase about the sponsor
[19:59] ---
    WHY DON'T WE USE THE FACT THAT
    NO ONE'S HERE TO OUR ADVANTAGE?
[20:02] ---
    WHAT ARE YOU, A GENIUS?
[20:02] ---
    through your own unique viewpoint,
    so there's so much I can learn from you.
[20:07] ---
    I see.
[20:11] ---
    Good for you for being praised
    like that. Because a moment ago...
[20:15] ---
    I might just be a needy, pain-in-the-butt type
    of incompetent boss.
[20:19] ---
    I want to stop being needy.
[20:20] ---
    You were consulting me about life, right?
[20:24] ---
    Your neediness is entertaining, Chief.
[20:26] ---
    And besides, if you're not being needy,
    then it wouldn't be you.
[20:31] ---
    What?
[20:31] ---
    Are you saying that without my neediness,
    I'd only have my glasses and mole?
[20:36] ---
    I never said that.
[20:43] ---
    Looks like the rain let up.
    You can see the stars.
[20:49] ---
    Hey, a shooting star.
[20:53] ---
    Let me recover soon,
[20:55] ---
    so that I can create an ad with the chief
    that will make Kumatte Land rock.
[21:00] ---
    Your reward will be five tons of honey!
[21:03] ---
    This old guy's blood sugar levels
    are gonna spike, huh?
[21:06] ---
    No one's gonna eat
    five tons of honey, anyway.
[21:08] ---
    Don't worry, I'll eat at least two.
[21:11] ---
    Hey, a shooting star.
[21:16] ---
    Did you make a wish?
[21:17] ---
    Yes. I asked to be able
    to create a good ad.
[21:21] ---
    I asked to be able to create
    a good ad with you, too.
[21:27] ---
    Also...
[21:29] ---
    To make sure that Hakutou isn't too lonely.
[21:34] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:36] ---
    I forgot to ask for one more thing.
[21:38] ---
    What is it?
[21:40] ---
    Well, when I go to bed wearing a yukata,
[21:43] ---
    by morning, I've only got
    my belt on, for some reason,
[21:46] ---
    so I should've asked for that
    not to happen tomorrow morning.
[23:30] ---
    My new boss...
[23:36] ---
    turned out to be goofy
    even on business trips!