# E5 - Heart Eyes!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49WM2/heart-eyes)
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**[00:03] ---**
An overnight business trip?
**[00:05] ---**
Right. We've received a request for an ad
from a hot spring resort inn.
**[00:10] ---**
Can you come with me
to scout the location? For one night?
**[00:16] ---**
Yes!
**[00:17] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[00:17] ---**
What a coincidence.
**[00:19] ---**
Kinjo and I will be at Kumatte Land
on business that very same day.
**[00:24] ---**
Although it will be a day trip.
**[00:26] ---**
Is that right?
**[00:27] ---**
No fair!
**[00:28] ---**
Going on an overnight business trip
with the manager? I'm so jealous, Momose!
**[00:33] ---**
Nobody wants to go
on a business trip with me.
**[00:36] ---**
I'm looking forward
to our business trip, too, Chief!
**[02:12] ---**
STOMACH A
**[02:13] ---**
EPISODE 05
HEART EYES!
**[02:20] ---**
I'LL RESEARCH IT AND LET YOU KNOW
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK
**[02:21] ---**
*Let's meet tomorrow
at Omiya Station at 7:40 am.*
**[02:21] ---**
ROUTE INFORMATION
**[02:25] ---**
*I'm sending you the route
from the closest station to you.*
**[02:32] ---**
It's Omiya Station in Kyoto,
not Saitama.
**[02:35] ---**
So far away!
**[02:39] ---**
*Sorry. Made a mistake. It's this one.*
**[02:48] ---**
Can't wait to go on this business trip.
**[02:59] ---**
Make sure you eat right.
**[03:05] ---**
*Shirosaki, here.*
**[03:08] ---**
*What is it?*
**[03:10] ---**
*He's a precious member of my family,*
**[03:13] ---**
*but to make sure that Hakutou
doesn't get lonely while you're away...*
**[03:20] ---**
Kumattechan will be here tomorrow,
so you won't be lonely.
**[03:25] ---**
TWO HOURS LATER...
**[03:35] ---**
Since we can't play tomorrow,
let's play a lot... today... okay?
**[03:41] ---**
*It's okay, go get some sleep.*
**[03:46] ---**
Sorry to leave you... all alone.
**[03:51] ---**
*Hey, it's no big deal for me.*
**[04:06] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[04:11] ---**
*When I went on a business trip
with my old boss,*
**[04:13] ---**
*I was with him all day and night
and it was hell.*
**[04:17] ---**
*Just the memory of that
makes my stomach...*
**[04:22] ---**
Our company's...
**[04:24] ---**
Yes?
**[04:25] ---**
Senior Managing Director and Managing
Director look alike. Did you know that?
**[04:29] ---**
Uh, yes. I nearly mistook one
for the other once.
**[04:33] ---**
*Well, a lot of old guys look alike, right?*
**[04:35] ---**
*People have mistaken me
for someone else, too.*
**[04:38] ---**
Actually, yesterday, I saw someone
who looked like the Managing Director.
**[04:44] ---**
I hesitated for a second,
**[04:46] ---**
but I decided that he had to be
the Managing Director,
**[04:49] ---**
and said, "Good day, Director."
**[04:56] ---**
He was a complete stranger.
**[04:57] ---**
A complete stranger!
**[05:01] ---**
*I almost burst out laughing.*
**[05:03] ---**
Sorry to tell you such a weird story.
**[05:06] ---**
You seemed to be down for some reason,
so I thought it might be a diversion.
**[05:09] ---**
Manager.
**[05:15] ---**
*Hey, my stomachache's gone.*
**[05:22] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[05:29] ---**
*There's nothing around here.*
**[05:38] ---**
*Why did they build it in the sticks?*
**[05:42] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[05:42] ---**
*Kumatte Land.*
**[05:46] ---**
What? This is your first visit
to Kumatte Land, Chief?
**[05:50] ---**
Yeah. I've always wanted to come,
but I didn't have anyone to come with.
**[05:57] ---**
Kinjo, there's a leaf on your head.
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, you're right.
I've caught the manager's goofiness.
**[06:05] ---**
What? You wish you could've come
to Kumatte Land with Shirosaki?
**[06:10] ---**
No one wants to come with me...
**[06:12] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[06:14] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[06:16] ---**
It's too far out in the boondocks,
so no one ever comes.
**[06:19] ---**
No one will pay attention to me...
**[06:23] ---**
Or so I thought, but someone's coming!
**[06:26] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:28] ---**
Kumattechan!
**[06:30] ---**
It's really him!
**[06:33] ---**
I'm not popular enough
to warrant an imposter, anyway!
**[06:36] ---**
Nice to meet you. My name is Aoyama.
**[06:40] ---**
Pardon me! We've been waiting for you.
**[06:43] ---**
Thank you for coming
all this way to see us.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Mori from PR.
**[06:49] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:51] ---**
I don't have a business card,
so no one's paying any attention to me!
**[06:57] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:58] ---**
Now, now, don't be like that.
**[07:00] ---**
Love you.
**[07:02] ---**
I love you, too. Wanna get married?
**[07:06] ---**
I managed to remarry. Not that anyone
will celebrate that with me.
**[07:10] ---**
Here's a gift for you two.
Please take it.
**[07:14] ---**
Why don't I show you around the park?
**[07:17] ---**
Box lunches, coffee, snacks?
Can I get you anything?
**[07:20] ---**
Momose, it might be a good idea
to have lunch now.
**[07:23] ---**
Uh, okay!
What about you, Manager?
**[07:26] ---**
I brought some oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.
**[07:30] ---**
Excuse me?
**[07:32] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:34] ---**
*I copied him and bought oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.*
**[07:40] ---**
Did you make that yourself, Manager?
Hey, octopus sausages!
**[07:43] ---**
Yes.
**[07:44] ---**
I don't always make lunch
when I go on business trips.
**[07:49] ---**
For the last few years, I've always traveled
to regional sites alone.
**[07:54] ---**
Today, I thought,
"Momose will be there, too,"
**[07:57] ---**
and it felt like a field trip
so I made a box lunch.
**[08:00] ---**
Feels like a field trip because I'm here?
**[08:03] ---**
*Momose will be there.
Happy, happy!*
**[08:06] ---**
I thought I'd make you lunch, too,
but it might trouble you, so I didn't.
**[08:11] ---**
*It's no trouble at all, though.*
**[08:14] ---**
Let's give it our all on this trip.
**[08:17] ---**
*Right, right. When you enjoy the small things,
it drives you to do your best work.*
**[08:22] ---**
*Well, not that there's anything
I particularly enjoy.*
**[08:27] ---**
*If only I could find something so fun
that'd make me spit out my tea,*
**[08:30] ---**
*it would give me the strength
to do my best, too.*
**[08:35] ---**
HAKUOUDOU
**[08:36] ---**
It's an ad by Hakuoudou.
Wow, they're using an idol group.
**[08:42] ---**
Do you like those idols?
**[08:44] ---**
Uh, no. When I was in college, I wanted
to join them, and sent in an application.
**[08:50] ---**
But I got rejected.
**[08:53] ---**
You wanted to join them?
This idol group?
**[08:57] ---**
An idol group?
I'd get rejected for sure!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, you mean Hakuoudou.
**[09:04] ---**
Instead of oolong tea,
I brought noodle soup base.
**[09:09] ---**
I messed up because I was too sleepy.
**[09:11] ---**
*I'm totally gonna crush it at work!*
**[09:16] ---**
As you can see,
it was built in a way too natural setting,
**[09:20] ---**
and so people haven't come as expected.
**[09:23] ---**
They never came... and never came.
**[09:27] ---**
Careless mistake.
**[09:28] ---**
And so we're hoping
for your company's help.
**[09:32] ---**
Please leave it to us.
**[09:34] ---**
We'll do everything we can to create an ad
that will convey how appealing this park is.
**[09:38] ---**
Fully-equipped!
**[09:40] ---**
In order to create a good ad that rings true,
we should get some first-hand experience.
**[09:44] ---**
Heart eyes!
**[09:46] ---**
I want to see the young man
with the center part fully-equipped, too!
**[09:51] ---**
You wouldn't want to become fully-equipped
with an old guy with glasses and a mole, right?
**[09:58] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[09:58] ---**
HONEY POPCORN
**[10:02] ---**
These attractions are of high quality, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
So what if it's a zero-minute wait!
**[10:07] ---**
This Ferris wheel is adorable!
**[10:09] ---**
Zero minutes for this one, too!
**[10:11] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[10:11] ---**
This giant maze is cool!
**[10:13] ---**
Needless to say, zero minutes!
**[10:15] ---**
There are tons of other attractions, too!
**[10:17] ---**
All zero minutes!
**[10:19] ---**
No shortage of gifts, either, eh?
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, we've got a huge stockpile.
**[10:23] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[10:23] ---**
There are even lodgings!
**[10:26] ---**
And all of them are vacant!
**[10:33] ---**
I know you're all
going to leave me behind.
**[10:37] ---**
We'll come again.
**[10:38] ---**
When? Tomorrow?
**[10:44] ---**
I'm so sad, I might start shedding
honey pancakes from my eyes!
**[10:48] ---**
Pancakes sound yummy.
**[10:57] ---**
There's always a downpour in my heart.
**[11:00] ---**
Let's start running, Chief!
**[11:09] ---**
We got pretty soaked, didn't we?
**[11:11] ---**
Yes, we did.
**[11:13] ---**
Kinjo, you wrapped your jacket
around your briefcase?
**[11:17] ---**
Yes. There's something precious
that I don't want to get wet.
**[11:20] ---**
Oh, good. It's dry.
**[11:23] ---**
*Something precious?
Could it be a gift for Shirosaki?*
**[11:27] ---**
Oh, man, there's nowhere
to buy clothes around here.
**[11:29] ---**
I'd like to get changed.
**[11:36] ---**
I do have these T-shirts
that I just bought at Kumatte Land.
**[11:39] ---**
Yay! I'm twinning bear T-shirts
with my boss!
**[11:46] ---**
Looks like they suspended all train
and bus services because of this rain.
**[11:49] ---**
I'd die if I had to stay here all night.
**[11:53] ---**
Hello? Oh, Ms. Mori from PR?
**[11:56] ---**
Yes, we're at the bus stop.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:00] ---**
*If you can't get home,
you're welcome to stay at Kumatte House.*
**[12:05] ---**
Yay! You came today instead of tomorrow!
**[12:08] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[12:12] ---**
NAKANOJO STATION
**[12:16] ---**
*Wow.*
**[12:19] ---**
*What an impressive-looking inn!*
**[12:21] ---**
We'll be staying here tonight.
**[12:29] ---**
*What a great view.*
**[12:31] ---**
*I don't know how long it's been
since I last stayed at a hot spring.*
**[12:33] ---**
You must be exhausted after your long trip,
**[12:36] ---**
so please put off your meeting until tomorrow,
so you can take it easy today.
**[12:40] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:42] ---**
In order to accurately portray
the splendor of this inn,
**[12:45] ---**
we'll be sure
to report on this site thoroughly.
**[12:54] ---**
Mind if I check on Hakutou for a second?
**[12:57] ---**
Not at all. Is that a livestream?
**[12:59] ---**
Yes.
**[13:05] ---**
Kumattechan?
**[13:06] ---**
Hey, Hakutou!
**[13:09] ---**
*Have you been playing with Kumattechan?*
**[13:12] ---**
*I'd never play with someone like him!*
**[13:15] ---**
Looks like he was playing with him.
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:19] ---**
*Wait for me, okay?
I'll be home tomorrow.*
**[13:22] ---**
*I am not waiting!*
**[13:29] ---**
Kumatte House is a sweet log cabin
that gives off the scent of honey.
**[13:33] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[13:34] ---**
For dinner, there's honey fondue, honey pasta,
honey pancakes, honey juice...
**[13:40] ---**
By the time they leave,
everyone's a little sick of honey!
**[13:44] ---**
Inside your room, the décor is all
Kumattechan furniture and knick-knacks!
**[13:48] ---**
Even the bed is covered with Kumattechans,
which should give everyone nightmares.
**[13:52] ---**
We even offer a service
for Kumattechan to visit your room!
**[13:56] ---**
Honey tea and life coaching
are on the house!
**[13:59] ---**
Once your dinner is ready, we'll send them
to your respective rooms.
**[14:03] ---**
Thank you very much.
That will be a big help.
**[14:07] ---**
All right, why don't we take
a quick tour of the premises?
**[14:10] ---**
Right!
**[14:12] ---**
Just look at all the gifts on sale!
**[14:14] ---**
Wouldn't you love to have
some milk after your bath?
**[14:18] ---**
An outdoor hot spring!
I'd love to soak in it over and over!
**[14:24] ---**
*I'm making such a big commotion
when I'm here for work.*
**[14:27] ---**
*Even if I've never had*
**[14:29] ---**
*the chance to come to a hot spring because
I was tired from my boss's power harassment.*
**[14:35] ---**
All right, let's soak in that hot spring.
**[14:37] ---**
R-Right!
**[14:40] ---**
GENTLEMEN
**[14:43] ---**
*Manager looked appalled.*
**[14:49] ---**
- Momose?
- Yes?
**[14:50] ---**
Can I ask you a weird question?
**[14:52] ---**
*I'm going to get yelled at.*
**[14:55] ---**
Did I shampoo my hair? I was so deep
in thought, I can't tell anymore.
**[15:00] ---**
Yes, you did! I know what you mean!
**[15:05] ---**
What a great soak, huh? Momose...
**[15:09] ---**
*Manager's acting like
his usual self, I guess?*
**[15:14] ---**
What a great soak that was, huh?
**[15:15] ---**
Yeah, it was!
**[15:29] ---**
*So he's mad after all
because I was so hyper?*
**[15:32] ---**
Manager!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa, is that you, Momose?
**[15:40] ---**
I thought you were someone
who looked just like you.
**[15:45] ---**
*It was because my hair and clothing
were different than usual.*
**[15:53] ---**
I'm going to get the chief a gift.
**[15:55] ---**
And something for everyone at the office.
**[15:57] ---**
Then I will, too.
I'll get a different kind of snack.
**[16:00] ---**
I'll take this one.
**[16:01] ---**
Uh, sir, that one's...
**[16:04] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[16:07] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[16:10] ---**
The gift I picked out
for the chief was a sample.
**[16:13] ---**
He'd break his tooth if he bit on that, right?
**[16:17] ---**
*Local snack assortment for cats?
Who knew they'd have something like this?*
**[16:18] ---**
LOCAL CHURURU
LIMITED LOCAL AREA VERSION
**[16:23] ---**
Do you know what you're getting, Momose?
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, I'm getting the chief salty egg konnyaku,
and bean paste buns for everyone.
**[16:30] ---**
And for Hakutou...
**[16:34] ---**
*I-I can't get too excited.*
**[16:37] ---**
Wow!
**[16:40] ---**
Dinner is delicious, isn't it?
**[16:44] ---**
*I almost made another commotion!*
**[16:53] ---**
It's only at a hot spring
that you can take a bath over and over.
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[16:59] ---**
Hey, they've laid out futons for us.
**[17:01] ---**
Another service exclusive to inns.
**[17:04] ---**
Is it okay if I open the window?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes. We're all warm
from the hot spring, aren't we?
**[17:10] ---**
*The night breeze feels so good.*
**[17:15] ---**
Listen, Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
You know how you got all excited
when we arrived here?
**[17:20] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:21] ---**
That reminded me of something important.
**[17:29] ---**
If we can somehow incorporate
your excitement into our ad,
**[17:33] ---**
I'm sure it'll make a lot of people
want to come to this inn.
**[17:38] ---**
So thanks.
**[17:43] ---**
I was chiding myself for having fun
on the job, so to hear you say that...
**[17:50] ---**
I think that enjoying work is a good thing.
**[17:53] ---**
Knowing that you're in an environment
where you can enjoy your job makes me happy.
**[17:59] ---**
Manager.
**[18:02] ---**
I enjoyed myself today, too.
**[18:09] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[18:17] ---**
Oh, crap. I've caught a cold.
**[18:23] ---**
I'll go to the front desk
to ask for some medicine.
**[18:27] ---**
I feel awful.
**[18:29] ---**
Chief's in the next room, right?
I'll ask him for help. Wait...
**[18:34] ---**
*At my old job, when I came down
with a fever after a lot of overtime...*
**[18:39] ---**
I'm gonna die.
**[18:41] ---**
*When I told my boss,
he said I was careless about my health,*
**[18:45] ---**
*and he yelled at me
to snap out of it somehow.*
**[18:48] ---**
*More than the fact that I got yelled at,
or the fact that I couldn't take time off...*
**[18:52] ---**
*My own boss showed no sign of worry
by asking if I was even okay.*
**[18:57] ---**
*For some reason,
that was more of a shock to me.*
**[19:02] ---**
*Since then, I haven't been able
to tell anyone that I'm not feeling well.*
**[19:09] ---**
I'm cold. I'm gonna die.
I want to go home to Okinawa.
**[19:14] ---**
Kinjo? I just heard a loud crash.
**[19:17] ---**
Oh, it's open.
**[19:19] ---**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[19:20] ---**
Hey, your face is all red!
Do you have a fever?
**[19:22] ---**
No, it's just...
**[19:24] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:26] ---**
Are you hurt anywhere?
Do you want to go to the hospital?
**[19:31] ---**
Kinjo!
**[19:36] ---**
I'm sorry I caused you so much trouble.
I'm feeling much better now.
**[19:40] ---**
No, you should take time off
from work until you get better.
**[19:43] ---**
If you have any gifts to give,
I'll be happy to pass them out.
**[19:46] ---**
I didn't buy any gifts for anybody.
**[19:48] ---**
What? Then what was the precious thing
you were protecting from the rain?
**[19:52] ---**
Oh.
**[19:53] ---**
That was this notebook.
**[19:55] ---**
Since it's full of notes about
all the things you taught me, Chief.
**[19:59] ---**
You're always spotting things
we should showcase about the sponsor
**[19:59] ---**
WHY DON'T WE USE THE FACT THAT
NO ONE'S HERE TO OUR ADVANTAGE?
**[20:02] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU, A GENIUS?
**[20:02] ---**
through your own unique viewpoint,
so there's so much I can learn from you.
**[20:07] ---**
*I see.*
**[20:11] ---**
Good for you for being praised
like that. Because a moment ago...
**[20:15] ---**
*I might just be a needy, pain-in-the-butt type
of incompetent boss.*
**[20:19] ---**
*I want to stop being needy.*
**[20:20] ---**
You were consulting me about life, right?
**[20:24] ---**
Your neediness is entertaining, Chief.
**[20:26] ---**
And besides, if you're not being needy,
then it wouldn't be you.
**[20:31] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
Are you saying that without my neediness,
I'd only have my glasses and mole?
**[20:36] ---**
I never said that.
**[20:43] ---**
Looks like the rain let up.
You can see the stars.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[20:53] ---**
Let me recover soon,
**[20:55] ---**
so that I can create an ad with the chief
that will make Kumatte Land rock.
**[21:00] ---**
Your reward will be five tons of honey!
**[21:03] ---**
This old guy's blood sugar levels
are gonna spike, huh?
**[21:06] ---**
No one's gonna eat
five tons of honey, anyway.
**[21:08] ---**
Don't worry, I'll eat at least two.
**[21:11] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[21:16] ---**
Did you make a wish?
**[21:17] ---**
Yes. I asked to be able
to create a good ad.
**[21:21] ---**
I asked to be able to create
a good ad with you, too.
**[21:27] ---**
Also...
**[21:29] ---**
To make sure that Hakutou isn't too lonely.
**[21:34] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:36] ---**
I forgot to ask for one more thing.
**[21:38] ---**
What is it?
**[21:40] ---**
Well, when I go to bed wearing a yukata,
**[21:43] ---**
by morning, I've only got
my belt on, for some reason,
**[21:46] ---**
so I should've asked for that
not to happen tomorrow morning.
**[23:30] ---**
*My new boss...*
**[23:36] ---**
*turned out to be goofy
even on business trips!*