E4 - Wanna live with me?

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[00:08] ---
    I was sick of my abusive boss,
    so I switched jobs.
[00:26] ---
    Hey!
[00:28] ---
    We met the other day.
[02:00] ---
    EPISODE 04  WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
[02:01] ---
    Are you a moron? Die
[02:04] ---
    The guy next to me
    is getting ripped a new one.
[02:08] ---
    I'm very sorry.
[02:09] ---
    Like apologizing would do any good!
[02:12] ---
    That's definitely an abusive boss
    he's talking to.
[02:15] ---
    I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.
[02:18] ---
    - Momose...
    - Yes?
[02:19] ---
    ...is his name.
    He's new here, and...
[02:21] ---
    Manager's on the phone with a client.
[02:24] ---
    Right. That's "momo" from "Momotaro,"
    and the "se" from "Setonaikai."
[02:26] ---
    Momotaro!
[02:28] ---
    He's even jotting down Momotaro!
[02:30] ---
    We both look forward
    to working with you.
[02:32] ---
    Right. Goodbye.
[02:38] ---
    Momose?
[02:40] ---
    I'm sorry!
[02:42] ---
    There's a thread on your shoulder,
    so I thought I'd remove it.
[02:44] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[02:47] ---
    I glanced at your notes,
    so I thought I was going to get hit.
[02:51] ---
    It was my reflexes.
[02:54] ---
    I get it.
    Seriously, all bosses are alike.
[02:58] ---
    Oh, uh, I know that
    you'd never do that, Manager.
[03:02] ---
    I'm done with my sketch.
[03:06] ---
    DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
    HAVE A MILLET DUMPLING AND CHEER UP OKAY!
[03:07] ---
    That's you as Momotaro.
[03:09] ---
    So cute!
[03:12] ---
    I feel so much better!
[03:14] ---
    What kind of boss is that?
[03:16] ---
    I wish he'd draw a Kintaro for me.
[03:19] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
    You useless jerk!
[03:21] ---
    Can you not comprehend
    what a person's saying to you?
[03:24] ---
    Oh, man.
    I want to use this as my wallpaper.
[03:28] ---
    M-Manager!
[03:30] ---
    Would it be all right if I took a picture?
[03:40] ---
    Thank you so much!
[03:44] ---
    So cute!
[03:45] ---
    What the hell are you laughing—
[03:48] ---
    I'm changing jobs.
[03:50] ---
    Excuse me.
[03:52] ---
    Can I get your business card?
[03:55] ---
    I'd like to work under you, too.
[03:57] ---
    He's hitting on my manager!
[04:02] ---
    Kinjo, I never thought
    you'd really switch to our company.
[04:06] ---
    I was envious of you for having such
    a wonderful manager, so I gave it my best shot.
[04:12] ---
    He even drew me a Kintaro
    on the back of his business card.
[04:16] ---
    COME WORK FOR US
    KIN: OKAY!
[04:17] ---
    Looking forward to working with you,
    starting today!
[04:21] ---
    This is Kinjo, who just got assigned
    to our department today.
[04:25] ---
    I'd like you all to look after him.
[04:26] ---
    AIGO KINJO (AGE 24)
[04:27] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[04:30] ---
    As for Kinjo's supervisor,
    I'll take on that role.
[04:33] ---
    So this is my new boss?
[04:36] ---
    I'm Aoyama, your section chief.
    I hope we'll work well together.
[04:38] ---
    Chief Aoyama.
[04:39] ---
    Chief Aoyama, his supervisor?
[04:42] ---
    That won't be easy.
[04:50] ---
    In this case, you can do this.
[04:52] ---
    Oh, I get it now!
[04:55] ---
    Kinjo, why don't you look at me,
    instead of the manager?
[04:59] ---
    Oh, sorry about that.
[05:01] ---
    No one will look at me...
[05:06] ---
    Since he got divorced recently,
    Chief Aoyama's been lonely.
[05:12] ---
    The female employees told me
    that he's needy and hard to deal with, but...
[05:18] ---
    I'll only have eyes for you
    from now on, Chief.
[05:20] ---
    Stare.
[05:21] ---
    Hey, a mole!
[05:24] ---
    Compared to my abusive boss,
    you're 500 million times easier to handle.
[05:29] ---
    All right, then, just add an illustration.
    Some kind of cute animal.
[05:33] ---
    Right!
[05:39] ---
    I won't let you defeat me.
[05:42] ---
    A cute animal...
[05:44] ---
    How about a tanuki?
    We had tanuki soba for lunch.
[05:48] ---
    Tanuki...
[05:52] ---
    Manager, take a look at this!
[05:54] ---
    Tanukis! They're really cute!
[05:57] ---
    Tanuki.
[06:00] ---
    He looked out the window!
[06:02] ---
    Shirosaki, there aren't any
    in the heart of the city. No tanukis!
[06:07] ---
    Also, this is the 36th floor.
[06:10] ---
    It's no use. I don't think I can win!
[06:13] ---
    He's cuter than a tanuki.
[06:18] ---
    Why did you switch jobs, Momose-senpai?
[06:22] ---
    Oh, I just started here recently myself,
    so no need to call me "senpai," or use honorifics.
[06:27] ---
    Yay! So Why did you switch jobs, Momose?
[06:31] ---
    Well, that would be...
[06:34] ---
    REMEMBERING WHY HE SWITCHED JOBS
[06:35] ---
    Oh, he's feeling hollow inside.
[06:38] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked him that.
[06:40] ---
    LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT
[06:42] ---
    Come to think of it, my old boss
[06:44] ---
    always used to call me
    incessantly during my lunch break,
[06:47] ---
    and I could never eat in peace,
[06:50] ---
    so there were never any moments where
    I could take a leisurely coffee break like this.
[06:54] ---
    Not only that, but none of those calls
    were in any way urgent, either.
[06:59] ---
    But if I didn't answer,
    I'd get like 85 missed calls.
[07:03] ---
    Hey, sorry. Don't mind me.
[07:06] ---
    So Momose switched jobs because of
    power harassment, too, huh?
[07:09] ---
    I bet we can be good friends.
[07:10] ---
    My boss used to fill up my call log, too.
    I hear you.
[07:15] ---
    I'm feeling hollow inside too.
    We'll be hollow together.
[07:19] ---
    SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
[07:20] ---
    But then...
[07:22] ---
    He can't get his straw out!
[07:25] ---
    How freakin' cute is that?
[07:27] ---
    The manager healed me.
[07:31] ---
    Manager Shirosaki sure is a good guy.
    And he's goofy.
[07:35] ---
    Yeah. But when I think,
    "What if he starts to hate me?"
[07:39] ---
    I get all nervous, after all.
[07:42] ---
    Let's ask Manager
    to go drinking with us sometime.
[07:45] ---
    If you get drunk,
    you might not get nervous anymore.
[07:48] ---
    Wait, haven't you ever gone
    for a drink with him before?
[07:52] ---
    Just once.
[07:54] ---
    Back when I first started here.
[08:03] ---
    I had a good time.
[08:05] ---
    But since I was nervous,
    I couldn't get drunk.
[08:07] ---
    I mean, I've never gotten drunk
    at a drinking party with my bosses before.
[08:16] ---
    No one has any interest in me.
[08:22] ---
    I got divorced
    right after I bought a house.
[08:26] ---
    I worked my tail off to buy this house,
    so that I could create a happy home.
[08:32] ---
    As I had loans,
    I started working even harder.
[08:36] ---
    But then out of the blue, my wife...
[08:40] ---
    I've fallen in love with someone else.
[08:43] ---
    It was so lonely being by myself
    in this huge house.
[08:48] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:52] ---
    She said that, and left me.
[08:55] ---
    And now there's just me in this huge house.
[08:59] ---
    I was so lonely that I bought
    tons of stuffed bears online.
[09:05] ---
    One big family.
[09:07] ---
    KUMATTECHAN JUICE
    HONEY-FLAVORED
[09:07] ---
    This bear is a character called Kumattechan.
[09:10] ---
    New product! Kumattechan Juice!
[09:14] ---
    I know nobody's
    going to buy my juice, anyway.
[09:17] ---
    He's a very needy bear.
[09:19] ---
    I'll go buy some tomorrow, okay?
[09:21] ---
    Yay!
[09:26] ---
    Momose! Morning!
[09:27] ---
    Hey, Kinjo. Morning.
[09:31] ---
    Where's Manager? You weren't
    on the same train this morning?
[09:35] ---
    He's going directly to see his client.
[09:38] ---
    He just texted me now.
[09:40] ---
    Why did he only text you? No fair!
[09:43] ---
    I'm gonna reply now.
    This signal takes forever.
[09:46] ---
    GOOD MORNING. TODAY I'LL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO SEE A CLIENT WITHOUT SHOWING UP TO WORK FIRST.
    
    GOOD MORNING. UNDERSTOOD.
[09:47] ---
    Talk about stiff!
[09:50] ---
    Isn't this how you should
    communicate with your boss?
[09:54] ---
    Well, I was the same way
    with my old boss.
[09:57] ---
    But I've been bombarding Manager
    with emojis and stickers.
[10:01] ---
    Stickers?
[10:02] ---
    Sure. And he sends stickers back to me.
[10:05] ---
    What? I've never
    gotten a sticker from Manager.
[10:10] ---
    I bet if you send him one,
    he'll send one back.
[10:12] ---
    What is this, high school girl talk?
[10:15] ---
    Sending my boss a sticker.
    That seems beyond me.
[10:24] ---
    Here. Sent it off for you.
[10:26] ---
    WITHOUT YOU, MANAGER...
    I'M A LONELY PUP
[10:31] ---
    FORGIVE ME-OW
[10:32] ---
    Hey, he answered!
[10:35] ---
    I got a sticker from my boss
    for the first time in my life.
[10:39] ---
    Huh? Another text.
[10:40] ---
    I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE FROM THE RAINBOW
[10:46] ---
    A fairytale arrival!
[10:48] ---
    Whoops, typo.
[10:49] ---
    I'll get to the office at two.
[10:53] ---
    I messed up the correction, too.
[10:54] ---
    I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE IN SOUP STOCK
[10:56] ---
    SIMMER SIMMER
[10:58] ---
    Manager's coming after some simmering!
[11:02] ---
    Right. Now you can be more casual
    when you text him.
[11:06] ---
    Kinjo, you're so nice.
[11:09] ---
    No one will ask me for my text ID.
[11:13] ---
    Chief!
[11:14] ---
    No one has any interest in me.
[11:17] ---
    I want to know what your text ID is.
    I also want to know your measurements!
[11:25] ---
    Looks like a fun workplace.
[11:26] ---
    I'm so jealous.
[11:29] ---
    Chief, I'm done with my work for the day.
[11:33] ---
    Is it all right if I leave on time?
[11:35] ---
    Sure!
[11:36] ---
    All right!
[11:38] ---
    I'm going to get a haircut!
[11:40] ---
    I trimmed off an inch yesterday myself.
[11:43] ---
    Not that anyone noticed.
[11:45] ---
    Ah, I don't know why,
    but my head feels light today.
[11:50] ---
    Huh? Where did they go?
[11:53] ---
    Is something the matter?
[11:55] ---
    I bought some computer glasses yesterday,
    but I've already lost them.
[11:59] ---
    They're on your forehead.
[12:03] ---
    That's how I'll get some attention
    from my subordinates.
[12:06] ---
    And while I'm at it, I can get them
    to notice my haircut.
[12:10] ---
    Kinjo, have you seen my...
[12:13] ---
    He's already gone.
[12:15] ---
    No one has any interest in me.
[12:19] ---
    Shirosaki, I like your glasses.
    You look good in them.
[12:23] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:25] ---
    Actually, about these glasses...
[12:28] ---
    I copied the style of your glasses, Chief.
[12:31] ---
    I thought that maybe it would help me
    become competent like you.
[12:35] ---
    Shirosaki, wanna live with me?
[12:38] ---
    Uh, Chief?
[12:39] ---
    KUMATTECHAN JUICE
    HONEY-FLAVORED
[12:40] ---
    I spotted this
    at a convenience store just now.
[12:43] ---
    If I'm not mistaken,
    you're a fan of this bear, right?
[12:46] ---
    Please have this.
[12:47] ---
    Momose.
[12:49] ---
    Wanna live with me?
[12:52] ---
    Hey.
[12:54] ---
    I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye.
[12:57] ---
    I was in a rush to get to the salon.
[13:00] ---
    When I saw your haircut,
    it really made me want to get one, too!
[13:05] ---
    So he did notice that I'd gotten a haircut!
[13:07] ---
    WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
[13:07] ---
    Wanna live with me?
[13:08] ---
    NO THANKS, I'LL PASS LOL
[13:09] ---
    No thanks, I'll pass.
[13:10] ---
    BUT I'VE GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS
[13:10] ---
    But I've got 5 million bucks!
[13:13] ---
    I'LL LIVE WITH YOU
[13:13] ---
    I'll live with you!
[13:15] ---
    Work is fun!
[13:25] ---
    The presentation went well, didn't it?
[13:27] ---
    Yes. I think it's going
    to come together great.
[13:30] ---
    I'll let the office know
    that we'll head straight home.
[13:34] ---
    Chief, do you have any plans
    to meet up with someone later?
[13:38] ---
    I don't have any plans.
[13:40] ---
    Then do you want to go for a drink?
[13:44] ---
    And why don't we ask Manager
    and Momose while we're at it?
[13:47] ---
    JAPANESE BAR MOMOTARO
[13:51] ---
    I never had a good time going drinking with
    my boss, but I'm looking forward to tonight.
[13:56] ---
    Is Chief Aoyama still doing overtime?
[13:59] ---
    Yeah.
[14:00] ---
    When he notified the office about going home,
    he realized he still had some work to do.
[14:04] ---
    What about Manager?
[14:06] ---
    He said he had an errand to run first,
    and to go ahead and start without him.
[14:10] ---
    Wonder where he went?
[14:12] ---
    I hope you can get drunk tonight.
[14:15] ---
    Welcome!
[14:18] ---
    Good evening!
[14:19] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[14:28] ---
    So you went to check on Hakutou?
[14:31] ---
    How did you know?
[14:33] ---
    There's a cat teaser
    in your breast pocket.
[14:37] ---
    Hakutou?
[14:39] ---
    That's the name of the cat
    who lives with me.
[14:43] ---
    Momose and I found him,
    so that's why he's named Hakutou.
[14:46] ---
    No fair, Momose!
[14:48] ---
    What will you have, Manager?
[14:51] ---
    I live with a giant stuffed bear.
[14:55] ---
    When did you get here?
[14:57] ---
    Cheers!
[15:04] ---
    A mustache!
[15:05] ---
    Manager, you've got a froth mustache!
    I want to take a picture!
[15:10] ---
    I wiped it off. Sorry.
[15:13] ---
    Even if the section chief has a mustache,
    no one will take any photos.
[15:17] ---
    I'm going to make this my wallpaper!
[15:23] ---
    What? You don't have a girlfriend, Momose?
[15:26] ---
    Until my first year of working,
[15:27] ---
    I was in a long distance relationship
    between Hokkaido and Tokyo,
[15:31] ---
    but my job took up all my time,
    so I couldn't stay in touch, and she dumped me.
[15:36] ---
    I just got dumped, too.
    We only dated for a week.
[15:40] ---
    A week?
[15:41] ---
    Seems like I was too attentive,
    and they thought it was annoying.
[15:45] ---
    Whenever I find someone who's my type,
    it seems like I go overboard.
[15:50] ---
    What kind of girl is your type?
[15:52] ---
    Looks don't matter for me.
    I like it when they're cute on the inside.
[15:56] ---
    As long as they're cute on the inside,
    I can go for younger or older, male or female.
[15:59] ---
    He just said something mind-blowing
    like it was nothing.
[16:03] ---
    Do you have a girlfriend, Manager?
[16:05] ---
    No, I don't.
[16:07] ---
    Shirosaki, didn't you once bring her powder
    foundation to the office instead of an ink pad?
[16:12] ---
    INK PAD
[16:17] ---
    Did you break up with that girlfriend?
[16:20] ---
    Ink pad. Now that you mention it,
    that did happen.
[16:24] ---
    She got really mad at me because
    she couldn't put on her makeup that morning.
[16:28] ---
    Don't tell me that's why she broke up...
[16:30] ---
    No. She cheated on me and I got dumped.
[16:36] ---
    But it was my fault.
[16:38] ---
    I don't have a lot to say,
    and I'm such a boring person.
[16:42] ---
    You're interesting, Manager!
[16:45] ---
    What made you realize
    that she was cheating?
[16:48] ---
    She called me by another man's name.
    Right into my ear.
[16:53] ---
    That's harsh!
[16:58] ---
    Manager seems really down!
[17:02] ---
    She was cheating on me
    with her ex-boyfriend.
[17:02] ---
    HE'S ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPY
[17:06] ---
    Ex-boyfriend...
[17:07] ---
    I... I...
[17:11] ---
    I'd never call you
    by my old boss's name, Manager!
[17:15] ---
    Momose...
[17:17] ---
    Manager Shirosaki!
[17:18] ---
    Momose...
[17:20] ---
    Manager Shirosaki!
[17:21] ---
    DRUNK
[17:21] ---
    Momose...
[17:22] ---
    Manager Shirosaki!
[17:23] ---
    Momose...
[17:24] ---
    - Manager Shirosaki!
    - Momose...
[17:24] ---
    ALSO DRUNK
[17:26] ---
    Manager Shirosaki!
[17:31] ---
    I mean, I've never gotten drunk
    at a drinking party with my bosses before.
[17:37] ---
    Momose, glad you were able to get drunk.
[17:42] ---
    Manager!
[17:44] ---
    Manager, the taxi's here.
[17:50] ---
    Little Hakutou's waiting at home for you.
[17:53] ---
    There's a coaster on his forehead!
[17:58] ---
    Hakutou. I'm home.
[17:58] ---
    PLASTIC BAG
[18:03] ---
    Manager, you're not home just yet.
[18:08] ---
    Oh, you're right.
[18:12] ---
    "I'm worried that you might not get home safely,
    so I'd like to take you home."
[18:15] ---
    Would it be rude to say that to your boss?
[18:19] ---
    Hakutou, I'm heading home now.
[18:24] ---
    I'd love to see Hakutou!
[18:28] ---
    Want to come over?
[18:31] ---
    Yes!
[18:35] ---
    No fair, Momose.
[18:37] ---
    No one wants
    to come see my bear, anyway.
[18:48] ---
    Hakutou?
[18:52] ---
    Oh, right. Last night...
[18:54] ---
    I took my hammered manager home...
[18:58] ---
    and then I fell asleep?
[19:01] ---
    I can't believe
    I crashed at my boss's place.
[19:06] ---
    My head is killing me.
[19:12] ---
    Just look at that bed head!
[19:16] ---
    Where's my ice pillow?
[19:25] ---
    Frozen udon!
[19:28] ---
    Uh, Manager?
[19:29] ---
    Good morning! S-S-S-Sorry, I...
[19:32] ---
    Huh? Momose?
[19:34] ---
    You only just noticed me now?
[19:37] ---
    Did you bring me home?
[19:40] ---
    Oh, well, I wanted to see
    Hakutou again, so...
[19:44] ---
    I'll be going home now.
    Thank you for having me!
[19:48] ---
    I'm really sorry that I fell asleep!
[19:50] ---
    Hakutou? Bye!
[20:01] ---
    How could I've fallen asleep?
    How rude is that?
[20:03] ---
    He might hate me now! And I never
    want to be hated by my boss again!
[20:07] ---
    He sure left in a huge rush.
[20:10] ---
    He should've just gone to work from here.
[20:13] ---
    TO MANAGER
    THIS DRINK WORKS ON HANGOVERS.
    PLEASE HAVE—
[20:14] ---
    So he fell asleep while he was writing this note.
[20:18] ---
    I'll thank him properly by text.
[20:22] ---
    Oh, sorry.
    You want your breakfast, right?
[20:27] ---
    MUNCH MUNCH
[20:28] ---
    Is it good?
[20:30] ---
    Not sharing!
[20:32] ---
    Aww, is that for me?
[20:34] ---
    My paw slipped.
[20:37] ---
    Both you and Momose sure are good kids.
[20:41] ---
    Oh, right. I need to text Momose.
[20:44] ---
    MOMOSE
[20:44] ---
    Wait, I'm on a call?
[20:46] ---
    Hello? Momose?
[20:49] ---
    Yes.
[20:50] ---
    Am I the one who called you,
    by any chance?
[20:53] ---
    Yes.
[20:54] ---
    Sorry. My phone was in my pocket,
    and I dialed you by mistake.
[20:58] ---
    You probably heard all that, huh?
[21:01] ---
    Yes. I'm sorry.
[21:03] ---
    No, well, anyway, I guess that's it.
[21:06] ---
    Thanks a lot. I'll see you later.
[21:09] ---
    Right!
[21:13] ---
    Really?
[21:15] ---
    You slept over at Manager's place?
[21:17] ---
    Yeah. I fell asleep on his sofa, and then
    I stopped by my place to get changed.
[21:22] ---
    Lucky you!
[21:28] ---
    I was sick of my abusive boss,
    so I switched jobs.
[21:31] ---
    Oh, Manager? Good morning.
[21:34] ---
    Good morning!
[21:36] ---
    Good morning.
[21:42] ---
    Oh, I forgot to press the button.
[21:46] ---
    My new boss is goofy. And...
[21:50] ---
    No one ever sleeps over at my place.
[21:55] ---
    And he's also needy!
[21:58] ---
    Work is fun!
[23:37] ---
    This is crazy huge!