# E4 - Wanna live with me?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1E2X/wanna-live-with-me)
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**[00:08] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[00:26] ---**
Hey!
**[00:28] ---**
We met the other day.
**[02:00] ---**
EPISODE 04 WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[02:01] ---**
*Are you a moron? Die*
**[02:04] ---**
*The guy next to me
is getting ripped a new one.*
**[02:08] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[02:09] ---**
*Like apologizing would do any good!*
**[02:12] ---**
*That's definitely an abusive boss
he's talking to.*
**[02:15] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[02:18] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[02:19] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[02:21] ---**
*Manager's on the phone with a client.*
**[02:24] ---**
Right. That's "momo" from "Momotaro,"
and the "se" from "Setonaikai."
**[02:26] ---**
*Momotaro!*
**[02:28] ---**
*He's even jotting down Momotaro!*
**[02:30] ---**
We both look forward
to working with you.
**[02:32] ---**
Right. Goodbye.
**[02:38] ---**
Momose?
**[02:40] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[02:42] ---**
There's a thread on your shoulder,
so I thought I'd remove it.
**[02:44] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[02:47] ---**
I glanced at your notes,
so I thought I was going to get hit.
**[02:51] ---**
It was my reflexes.
**[02:54] ---**
*I get it.
Seriously, all bosses are alike.*
**[02:58] ---**
Oh, uh, I know that
you'd never do that, Manager.
**[03:02] ---**
I'm done with my sketch.
**[03:06] ---**
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
HAVE A MILLET DUMPLING AND CHEER UP OKAY!
**[03:07] ---**
That's you as Momotaro.
**[03:09] ---**
So cute!
**[03:12] ---**
I feel so much better!
**[03:14] ---**
*What kind of boss is that?*
**[03:16] ---**
*I wish he'd draw a Kintaro for me.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[03:21] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[03:24] ---**
*Oh, man.
I want to use this as my wallpaper.*
**[03:28] ---**
M-Manager!
**[03:30] ---**
Would it be all right if I took a picture?
**[03:40] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[03:44] ---**
*So cute!*
**[03:45] ---**
*What the hell are you laughing—*
**[03:48] ---**
*I'm changing jobs.*
**[03:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[03:52] ---**
Can I get your business card?
**[03:55] ---**
I'd like to work under you, too.
**[03:57] ---**
*He's hitting on my manager!*
**[04:02] ---**
Kinjo, I never thought
you'd really switch to our company.
**[04:06] ---**
I was envious of you for having such
a wonderful manager, so I gave it my best shot.
**[04:12] ---**
He even drew me a Kintaro
on the back of his business card.
**[04:16] ---**
COME WORK FOR US
KIN: OKAY!
**[04:17] ---**
Looking forward to working with you,
starting today!
**[04:21] ---**
This is Kinjo, who just got assigned
to our department today.
**[04:25] ---**
I'd like you all to look after him.
**[04:26] ---**
AIGO KINJO (AGE 24)
**[04:27] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[04:30] ---**
As for Kinjo's supervisor,
I'll take on that role.
**[04:33] ---**
*So this is my new boss?*
**[04:36] ---**
I'm Aoyama, your section chief.
I hope we'll work well together.
**[04:38] ---**
Chief Aoyama.
**[04:39] ---**
Chief Aoyama, his supervisor?
**[04:42] ---**
That won't be easy.
**[04:50] ---**
In this case, you can do this.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, I get it now!
**[04:55] ---**
Kinjo, why don't you look at me,
instead of the manager?
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[05:01] ---**
No one will look at me...
**[05:06] ---**
Since he got divorced recently,
Chief Aoyama's been lonely.
**[05:12] ---**
*The female employees told me
that he's needy and hard to deal with, but...*
**[05:18] ---**
I'll only have eyes for you
from now on, Chief.
**[05:20] ---**
Stare.
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, a mole!
**[05:24] ---**
*Compared to my abusive boss,
you're 500 million times easier to handle.*
**[05:29] ---**
All right, then, just add an illustration.
Some kind of cute animal.
**[05:33] ---**
Right!
**[05:39] ---**
I won't let you defeat me.
**[05:42] ---**
A cute animal...
**[05:44] ---**
How about a tanuki?
We had tanuki soba for lunch.
**[05:48] ---**
Tanuki...
**[05:52] ---**
Manager, take a look at this!
**[05:54] ---**
Tanukis! They're really cute!
**[05:57] ---**
Tanuki.
**[06:00] ---**
*He looked out the window!*
**[06:02] ---**
Shirosaki, there aren't any
in the heart of the city. No tanukis!
**[06:07] ---**
Also, this is the 36th floor.
**[06:10] ---**
It's no use. I don't think I can win!
**[06:13] ---**
*He's cuter than a tanuki.*
**[06:18] ---**
Why did you switch jobs, Momose-senpai?
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, I just started here recently myself,
so no need to call me "senpai," or use honorifics.
**[06:27] ---**
Yay! So Why did you switch jobs, Momose?
**[06:31] ---**
Well, that would be...
**[06:34] ---**
REMEMBERING WHY HE SWITCHED JOBS
**[06:35] ---**
*Oh, he's feeling hollow inside.*
**[06:38] ---**
*Maybe I shouldn't have asked him that.*
**[06:40] ---**
LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT
**[06:42] ---**
Come to think of it, my old boss
**[06:44] ---**
always used to call me
incessantly during my lunch break,
**[06:47] ---**
and I could never eat in peace,
**[06:50] ---**
so there were never any moments where
I could take a leisurely coffee break like this.
**[06:54] ---**
Not only that, but none of those calls
were in any way urgent, either.
**[06:59] ---**
But if I didn't answer,
I'd get like 85 missed calls.
**[07:03] ---**
Hey, sorry. Don't mind me.
**[07:06] ---**
*So Momose switched jobs because of
power harassment, too, huh?*
**[07:09] ---**
*I bet we can be good friends.*
**[07:10] ---**
*My boss used to fill up my call log, too.
I hear you.*
**[07:15] ---**
*I'm feeling hollow inside too.
We'll be hollow together.*
**[07:19] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[07:20] ---**
*But then...*
**[07:22] ---**
*He can't get his straw out!*
**[07:25] ---**
*How freakin' cute is that?*
**[07:27] ---**
*The manager healed me.*
**[07:31] ---**
Manager Shirosaki sure is a good guy.
And he's goofy.
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah. But when I think,
"What if he starts to hate me?"
**[07:39] ---**
I get all nervous, after all.
**[07:42] ---**
Let's ask Manager
to go drinking with us sometime.
**[07:45] ---**
If you get drunk,
you might not get nervous anymore.
**[07:48] ---**
Wait, haven't you ever gone
for a drink with him before?
**[07:52] ---**
Just once.
**[07:54] ---**
Back when I first started here.
**[08:03] ---**
I had a good time.
**[08:05] ---**
But since I was nervous,
I couldn't get drunk.
**[08:07] ---**
I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.
**[08:16] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[08:22] ---**
*I got divorced
right after I bought a house.*
**[08:26] ---**
*I worked my tail off to buy this house,
so that I could create a happy home.*
**[08:32] ---**
*As I had loans,
I started working even harder.*
**[08:36] ---**
*But then out of the blue, my wife...*
**[08:40] ---**
I've fallen in love with someone else.
**[08:43] ---**
It was so lonely being by myself
in this huge house.
**[08:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:52] ---**
*She said that, and left me.*
**[08:55] ---**
*And now there's just me in this huge house.*
**[08:59] ---**
*I was so lonely that I bought
tons of stuffed bears online.*
**[09:05] ---**
One big family.
**[09:07] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[09:07] ---**
*This bear is a character called Kumattechan.*
**[09:10] ---**
*New product! Kumattechan Juice!*
**[09:14] ---**
*I know nobody's
going to buy my juice, anyway.*
**[09:17] ---**
*He's a very needy bear.*
**[09:19] ---**
I'll go buy some tomorrow, okay?
**[09:21] ---**
Yay!
**[09:26] ---**
Momose! Morning!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey, Kinjo. Morning.
**[09:31] ---**
Where's Manager? You weren't
on the same train this morning?
**[09:35] ---**
He's going directly to see his client.
**[09:38] ---**
He just texted me now.
**[09:40] ---**
Why did he only text you? No fair!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm gonna reply now.
This signal takes forever.
**[09:46] ---**
GOOD MORNING. TODAY I'LL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO SEE A CLIENT WITHOUT SHOWING UP TO WORK FIRST.
GOOD MORNING. UNDERSTOOD.
**[09:47] ---**
Talk about stiff!
**[09:50] ---**
Isn't this how you should
communicate with your boss?
**[09:54] ---**
Well, I was the same way
with my old boss.
**[09:57] ---**
But I've been bombarding Manager
with emojis and stickers.
**[10:01] ---**
Stickers?
**[10:02] ---**
Sure. And he sends stickers back to me.
**[10:05] ---**
What? I've never
gotten a sticker from Manager.
**[10:10] ---**
I bet if you send him one,
he'll send one back.
**[10:12] ---**
*What is this, high school girl talk?*
**[10:15] ---**
Sending my boss a sticker.
That seems beyond me.
**[10:24] ---**
Here. Sent it off for you.
**[10:26] ---**
WITHOUT YOU, MANAGER...
I'M A LONELY PUP
**[10:31] ---**
FORGIVE ME-OW
**[10:32] ---**
Hey, he answered!
**[10:35] ---**
I got a sticker from my boss
for the first time in my life.
**[10:39] ---**
Huh? Another text.
**[10:40] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE FROM THE RAINBOW
**[10:46] ---**
A fairytale arrival!
**[10:48] ---**
Whoops, typo.
**[10:49] ---**
*I'll get to the office at two.*
**[10:53] ---**
*I messed up the correction, too.*
**[10:54] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE IN SOUP STOCK
**[10:56] ---**
SIMMER SIMMER
**[10:58] ---**
Manager's coming after some simmering!
**[11:02] ---**
Right. Now you can be more casual
when you text him.
**[11:06] ---**
Kinjo, you're so nice.
**[11:09] ---**
No one will ask me for my text ID.
**[11:13] ---**
Chief!
**[11:14] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[11:17] ---**
I want to know what your text ID is.
I also want to know your measurements!
**[11:25] ---**
*Looks like a fun workplace.*
**[11:26] ---**
*I'm so jealous.*
**[11:29] ---**
Chief, I'm done with my work for the day.
**[11:33] ---**
Is it all right if I leave on time?
**[11:35] ---**
Sure!
**[11:36] ---**
All right!
**[11:38] ---**
I'm going to get a haircut!
**[11:40] ---**
*I trimmed off an inch yesterday myself.*
**[11:43] ---**
*Not that anyone noticed.*
**[11:45] ---**
Ah, I don't know why,
but my head feels light today.
**[11:50] ---**
Huh? Where did they go?
**[11:53] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[11:55] ---**
I bought some computer glasses yesterday,
but I've already lost them.
**[11:59] ---**
They're on your forehead.
**[12:03] ---**
*That's how I'll get some attention
from my subordinates.*
**[12:06] ---**
*And while I'm at it, I can get them
to notice my haircut.*
**[12:10] ---**
Kinjo, have you seen my...
**[12:13] ---**
He's already gone.
**[12:15] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[12:19] ---**
Shirosaki, I like your glasses.
You look good in them.
**[12:23] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:25] ---**
Actually, about these glasses...
**[12:28] ---**
I copied the style of your glasses, Chief.
**[12:31] ---**
I thought that maybe it would help me
become competent like you.
**[12:35] ---**
Shirosaki, wanna live with me?
**[12:38] ---**
Uh, Chief?
**[12:39] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[12:40] ---**
I spotted this
at a convenience store just now.
**[12:43] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
you're a fan of this bear, right?
**[12:46] ---**
Please have this.
**[12:47] ---**
Momose.
**[12:49] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[12:52] ---**
Hey.
**[12:54] ---**
*I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye.*
**[12:57] ---**
*I was in a rush to get to the salon.*
**[13:00] ---**
*When I saw your haircut,
it really made me want to get one, too!*
**[13:05] ---**
*So he did notice that I'd gotten a haircut!*
**[13:07] ---**
WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[13:07] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[13:08] ---**
NO THANKS, I'LL PASS LOL
**[13:09] ---**
*No thanks, I'll pass.*
**[13:10] ---**
BUT I'VE GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS
**[13:10] ---**
But I've got 5 million bucks!
**[13:13] ---**
I'LL LIVE WITH YOU
**[13:13] ---**
*I'll live with you!*
**[13:15] ---**
Work is fun!
**[13:25] ---**
The presentation went well, didn't it?
**[13:27] ---**
Yes. I think it's going
to come together great.
**[13:30] ---**
I'll let the office know
that we'll head straight home.
**[13:34] ---**
Chief, do you have any plans
to meet up with someone later?
**[13:38] ---**
I don't have any plans.
**[13:40] ---**
Then do you want to go for a drink?
**[13:44] ---**
And why don't we ask Manager
and Momose while we're at it?
**[13:47] ---**
JAPANESE BAR MOMOTARO
**[13:51] ---**
I never had a good time going drinking with
my boss, but I'm looking forward to tonight.
**[13:56] ---**
Is Chief Aoyama still doing overtime?
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:00] ---**
When he notified the office about going home,
he realized he still had some work to do.
**[14:04] ---**
What about Manager?
**[14:06] ---**
He said he had an errand to run first,
and to go ahead and start without him.
**[14:10] ---**
Wonder where he went?
**[14:12] ---**
I hope you can get drunk tonight.
**[14:15] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:18] ---**
Good evening!
**[14:19] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[14:28] ---**
So you went to check on Hakutou?
**[14:31] ---**
How did you know?
**[14:33] ---**
There's a cat teaser
in your breast pocket.
**[14:37] ---**
Hakutou?
**[14:39] ---**
That's the name of the cat
who lives with me.
**[14:43] ---**
Momose and I found him,
so that's why he's named Hakutou.
**[14:46] ---**
No fair, Momose!
**[14:48] ---**
What will you have, Manager?
**[14:51] ---**
I live with a giant stuffed bear.
**[14:55] ---**
*When did you get here?*
**[14:57] ---**
Cheers!
**[15:04] ---**
*A mustache!*
**[15:05] ---**
Manager, you've got a froth mustache!
I want to take a picture!
**[15:10] ---**
I wiped it off. Sorry.
**[15:13] ---**
Even if the section chief has a mustache,
no one will take any photos.
**[15:17] ---**
I'm going to make this my wallpaper!
**[15:23] ---**
What? You don't have a girlfriend, Momose?
**[15:26] ---**
Until my first year of working,
**[15:27] ---**
I was in a long distance relationship
between Hokkaido and Tokyo,
**[15:31] ---**
but my job took up all my time,
so I couldn't stay in touch, and she dumped me.
**[15:36] ---**
I just got dumped, too.
We only dated for a week.
**[15:40] ---**
A week?
**[15:41] ---**
Seems like I was too attentive,
and they thought it was annoying.
**[15:45] ---**
Whenever I find someone who's my type,
it seems like I go overboard.
**[15:50] ---**
What kind of girl is your type?
**[15:52] ---**
Looks don't matter for me.
I like it when they're cute on the inside.
**[15:56] ---**
As long as they're cute on the inside,
I can go for younger or older, male or female.
**[15:59] ---**
*He just said something mind-blowing
like it was nothing.*
**[16:03] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend, Manager?
**[16:05] ---**
No, I don't.
**[16:07] ---**
Shirosaki, didn't you once bring her powder
foundation to the office instead of an ink pad?
**[16:12] ---**
INK PAD
**[16:17] ---**
Did you break up with that girlfriend?
**[16:20] ---**
Ink pad. Now that you mention it,
that did happen.
**[16:24] ---**
She got really mad at me because
she couldn't put on her makeup that morning.
**[16:28] ---**
Don't tell me that's why she broke up...
**[16:30] ---**
No. She cheated on me and I got dumped.
**[16:36] ---**
But it was my fault.
**[16:38] ---**
I don't have a lot to say,
and I'm such a boring person.
**[16:42] ---**
You're interesting, Manager!
**[16:45] ---**
What made you realize
that she was cheating?
**[16:48] ---**
She called me by another man's name.
Right into my ear.
**[16:53] ---**
*That's harsh!*
**[16:58] ---**
*Manager seems really down!*
**[17:02] ---**
She was cheating on me
with her ex-boyfriend.
**[17:02] ---**
HE'S ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPY
**[17:06] ---**
Ex-boyfriend...
**[17:07] ---**
I... I...
**[17:11] ---**
I'd never call you
by my old boss's name, Manager!
**[17:15] ---**
Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:18] ---**
Momose...
**[17:20] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:21] ---**
DRUNK
**[17:21] ---**
Momose...
**[17:22] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:23] ---**
Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
- Manager Shirosaki!
- Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
ALSO DRUNK
**[17:26] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:31] ---**
*I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.*
**[17:37] ---**
*Momose, glad you were able to get drunk.*
**[17:42] ---**
Manager!
**[17:44] ---**
Manager, the taxi's here.
**[17:50] ---**
Little Hakutou's waiting at home for you.
**[17:53] ---**
*There's a coaster on his forehead!*
**[17:58] ---**
Hakutou. I'm home.
**[17:58] ---**
PLASTIC BAG
**[18:03] ---**
Manager, you're not home just yet.
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, you're right.
**[18:12] ---**
*"I'm worried that you might not get home safely,
so I'd like to take you home."*
**[18:15] ---**
*Would it be rude to say that to your boss?*
**[18:19] ---**
Hakutou, I'm heading home now.
**[18:24] ---**
I'd love to see Hakutou!
**[18:28] ---**
Want to come over?
**[18:31] ---**
Yes!
**[18:35] ---**
No fair, Momose.
**[18:37] ---**
No one wants
to come see my bear, anyway.
**[18:48] ---**
Hakutou?
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, right. Last night...
**[18:54] ---**
*I took my hammered manager home...*
**[18:58] ---**
*and then I fell asleep?*
**[19:01] ---**
*I can't believe
I crashed at my boss's place.*
**[19:06] ---**
My head is killing me.
**[19:12] ---**
*Just look at that bed head!*
**[19:16] ---**
Where's my ice pillow?
**[19:25] ---**
*Frozen udon!*
**[19:28] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[19:29] ---**
Good morning! S-S-S-Sorry, I...
**[19:32] ---**
Huh? Momose?
**[19:34] ---**
*You only just noticed me now?*
**[19:37] ---**
Did you bring me home?
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, well, I wanted to see
Hakutou again, so...
**[19:44] ---**
I'll be going home now.
Thank you for having me!
**[19:48] ---**
I'm really sorry that I fell asleep!
**[19:50] ---**
Hakutou? Bye!
**[20:01] ---**
How could I've fallen asleep?
How rude is that?
**[20:03] ---**
He might hate me now! And I never
want to be hated by my boss again!
**[20:07] ---**
He sure left in a huge rush.
**[20:10] ---**
He should've just gone to work from here.
**[20:13] ---**
TO MANAGER
THIS DRINK WORKS ON HANGOVERS.
PLEASE HAVE—
**[20:14] ---**
So he fell asleep while he was writing this note.
**[20:18] ---**
I'll thank him properly by text.
**[20:22] ---**
Oh, sorry.
You want your breakfast, right?
**[20:27] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[20:28] ---**
Is it good?
**[20:30] ---**
*Not sharing!*
**[20:32] ---**
Aww, is that for me?
**[20:34] ---**
*My paw slipped.*
**[20:37] ---**
Both you and Momose sure are good kids.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, right. I need to text Momose.
**[20:44] ---**
MOMOSE
**[20:44] ---**
Wait, I'm on a call?
**[20:46] ---**
Hello? Momose?
**[20:49] ---**
*Yes.*
**[20:50] ---**
*Am I the one who called you,
by any chance?*
**[20:53] ---**
Yes.
**[20:54] ---**
*Sorry. My phone was in my pocket,
and I dialed you by mistake.*
**[20:58] ---**
*You probably heard all that, huh?*
**[21:01] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry.
**[21:03] ---**
*No, well, anyway, I guess that's it.*
**[21:06] ---**
*Thanks a lot. I'll see you later.*
**[21:09] ---**
Right!
**[21:13] ---**
Really?
**[21:15] ---**
You slept over at Manager's place?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah. I fell asleep on his sofa, and then
I stopped by my place to get changed.
**[21:22] ---**
Lucky you!
**[21:28] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[21:31] ---**
Oh, Manager? Good morning.
**[21:34] ---**
Good morning!
**[21:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I forgot to press the button.
**[21:46] ---**
My new boss is goofy. And...
**[21:50] ---**
No one ever sleeps over at my place.
**[21:55] ---**
*And he's also needy!*
**[21:58] ---**
*Work is fun!*
**[23:37] ---**
*This is crazy huge!*