E2 - It's Almost Time For the Boss to Spawn so...
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So since Mr. Tani's
scouting the area,
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we can focus on the enemy in front.
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We might be able to rack up some kills.
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HUNGOVER
[00:12] ---
My head hurts.
[00:15] ---
The next map in particular...
[00:18] ---
Wait, I can hear someone talking.
[00:22] ---
I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
[00:26] ---
Who is that?
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You're getting annoying.
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My bad.
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I'm stepping away for a sec.
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Be right back.
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What is...
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going on here?
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Um...
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Yes?
[01:09] ---
Um...
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FACT #1
MEMORY LOSS FROM DRINKING
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I...
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FACT #2
STRANGE ROOM
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Don't tell me I...
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FACT #3
EXPOSED SKIN
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FACT #4
MAN (YAMADA)
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Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
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Is that what it looks like?
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No, not really!
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Well, long story short...
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it was either take care of you...
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or abandon you on the street.
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But even I thought
that might be too inhumane.
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I am truly, deeply sorry.
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I DID AGONIZE OVER
THE TWO OPTIONS
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I'll thank you properly, no matter—
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Just leave right now,
and we'll call it even.
[03:20] ---
Right! I'm leaving right now!
[03:24] ---
By the way,
about your puke-covered clothes...
[03:27] ---
I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.
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And I also paid your bill
from the izakaya.
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I'll pay you back
right this minute!
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This is bad.
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Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
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Out the door and to the right.
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There's just no excuse for this.
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IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE BOSS TO SPAWN, SO...
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Well, I don't think
I'll be seeing you anymore...
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but take care.
[03:58] ---
Now I've gone and done it.
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Not to mention, I spent the night
at the apartment of a man I just met.
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Forgive me, Mom back in Gunma.
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I'm so wiped.
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I've got to work on my paper.
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Hmm?
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Wait.
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I was wearing my necklace, right?
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Huh? Where'd it go?
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Not here.
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About your puke-covered clothes...
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I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.
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Don't tell me...
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I dropped it in Yamada's apartment?
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SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED IN.
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Hey!
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Akanecchi! Hello!
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CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD
GUILD MASTER: RURIHIME
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Rurihime! Hello!
[05:26] ---
Yamada! Where's Yamada?
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OFFLINE MEMBERS
LovesMeat
Yamada...
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Offline!
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I know I still had it on
at the izakaya.
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If I dropped it,
it must have been afterwards.
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So it had to have been when I
took off my clothes at Yamada's place.
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What am I gonna do?
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That necklace was the first present
I ever got from Takuma.
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What's this? Are you frozen, Akanecchi?
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Are you not feeling well, maybe?
[06:01] ---
Akane > The thing is,
I have a lot going on IRL...
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Rurihime > Oh, my. Some kind of trouble?
[06:04] ---
Akane > Something like that...
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Ruri will be happy to hear your story!
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Since Ruri is everyone's master,
she wants you to depend on her!
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Oh, Rurihime, you're always such a cutie!
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SO HEALING...
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Oh, I see.
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You got dumped by your boyfriend,
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and now you've lost
your precious necklace.
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Ruri gets it.
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After all, Ruri gets
tons of presents from her fans,
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and they're all so precious to her!
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And each one is memorable in its own way!
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FANS...
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FANS...
TONS...
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But lately, I've been running out of space
to store them all, you know?
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BEING CUTE IS A CRIME!
[06:41] ---
Wow.
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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SYSTEM: YAMADA LOGGED IN.
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Yamada! Hello!
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Hello.
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Yamada's here!
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Um...
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- Yamada!
- Yama! Ya! Yamada!
[06:55] ---
Yamada, come over here,
and let's talk about romance!
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It's almost time
for the boss to spawn, so I can't.
[07:00] ---
You're going after the boss again?
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Since it's double drops for now.
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What? Until when?
[07:05] ---
Rurihime > What? Until when?
Yamada > All this week.
[07:06] ---
Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say!
[07:06] ---
Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
[07:07] ---
They're so into it,
I can't a word in edgewise.
[07:07] ---
Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
Yamada > They announced it late last night.
[07:10] ---
I guess I'll have to PM him.
[07:12] ---
Yamada!!!!!! I think I might have dropped
my necklace at your place! Have you seen it??
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Hey, he noticed?
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Yamada > Nope.
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That was quick.
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Can't he be a little more...
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Come talk with us, Yamada,
and help me cheer up Akanecchi!
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Check the chat log
for details!
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- I'd rather not.
- That's mean!
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Anyway, what I'd like to discuss
is the fact that the guild's storage...
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CRAMMED...
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is always stuffed to the brim
and unusable.
[07:34] ---
What? Hey, you're right!
It's bursting with items!
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I haven't been checking it at all!
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HMM...
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I always clean it out,
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but the next thing I know,
it's full again.
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How strange is that?
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If it's not at Yamada's,
does that mean it's at the izakaya?
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I wonder if someone's
putting items in there out of goodwill?
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Oh! That would be me—
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What? This trash, out of goodwill?
[07:58] ---
"Trash" is too harsh!
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A guild member must have added
those items to help out the beginners.
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Even a newbie
who just started three minutes ago
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would have better gear than that.
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Now, now!
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What if it's a guild member
who happens to be online?
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TSK
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He or she would be crushed
to see this chat!
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- It's me.
- Oh!
[08:19] ---
Akane > I thought the old armor and gear
might come in handy for the beginners...
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Akane > I'm sorry...
They're in the way, aren't they?
[08:25] ---
Rurihime > No, no, they're so not!!!!!!1
You really are a kind soul, Akanecchi!!11
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- They're in the way.
- Yamada!
[08:31] ---
Well, I'm the one who has
to clean up that trash all the time.
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Stop calling it trash!
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Akanecchi was only trying to help, all right?
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HELP...
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Try to be more selective.
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Because there's only so much storage.
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Yamada!
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Seriously! You could have been
a little nicer about it, you bad boy!
[08:49] ---
SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED OUT.
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Bad! Bad!
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Rurihime > Oh...
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Rurihime > Really, now! Yamada, you dummy!
Akanecchi's not used to gaming yet,
so try to be nicer to her!!
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Ouch.
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CRACK?
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Did I step on something?
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No way.
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I hate you, Yamada!
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Akane.
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I'm sorry.
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I wasn't thinking.
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I've finally come to my senses.
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Takuma!
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Here.
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I want you to have this peace offering.
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Oh.
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That makes me so happy, Takuma!
[10:06] ---
Takuma.
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Takuma.
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Takuma.
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Takuma!
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What a nightmare.
[10:27] ---
More like a prophetic dream, I'd say!
[10:31] ---
Momo, are you sure
you're not enjoying this?
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Oh, not really.
[10:34] ---
Since your Takuma stories
are getting kind of old.
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And that wasn't even a genuine laugh.
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Anyway, I'd love to hear
about the hot gamer nerd!
[10:47] ---
Did you really spend all night with him,
and are you sure nothing happened?
[10:50] ---
You're going there again?
[10:52] ---
I told you, nothing happened.
[10:53] ---
Yamada just helped me out, that's all.
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What?
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That reminds me, what am I going
to do about Takuma's necklace?
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I think I dropped it
at Yamada's place, but...
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Huh? What do you want with a gift
from the guy who jilted you?
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THE GUY WHO JILTED YOU
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You're still not over him.
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STILL NOT
OVER HIM
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Well, I guess that's who you are.
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Always scheduling things around him.
[11:18] ---
You started playing online games,
which you had zero interest in, for him.
[11:22] ---
Come to think of it,
when you first started going out,
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didn't you make him
homemade box lunches?
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I think overall, you're too much.
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I won't talk about Takuma anymore,
so please just stop.
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As long as you see the light.
[11:38] ---
6:00, huh?
[11:40] ---
I'm going to go home
and do the laundry, and then...
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I wonder what's on TV tonight?
[11:47] ---
No plans tonight.
[11:49] ---
It wouldn't be any fun
playing that game alone.
[11:52] ---
They're in the way.
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I haven't logged in since that day.
[11:59] ---
Is that snarky afro
having a good time nerding out?
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I'm sorry, Akito.
[12:07] ---
Sorry to stop you
and waste your time like this.
[12:11] ---
Um... uh...
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You see...
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A high school girl...
[12:18] ---
confessing her love, I guess?
[12:20] ---
Oh, to be young again!
[12:22] ---
You are one popular guy, mister!
[12:26] ---
I confessed to an upperclassman, too,
when I was in high school.
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- I'm in love with you!
- I have a girlfriend.
[12:33] ---
That good-looking Saito,
I wonder how he is?
[12:35] ---
SWEET MEMORIES
[12:37] ---
Um... listen.
[12:39] ---
Are we done here?
[12:42] ---
It's been about seven minutes
since you stopped me.
[12:47] ---
Can we take this up again another day
after you've organized your thoughts?
[12:50] ---
Oh.
[12:51] ---
Sorry, but it's almost time
for the boss to spawn.
[12:56] ---
Excuse me.
[12:59] ---
Come back here!
[13:02] ---
OOPS...
[13:06] ---
Oh, of course you've forgotten, right?
[13:09] ---
I'm Akane, the one you helped out
at that online game event!
[13:11] ---
Oh, the lady who got hammered
and puked at my place.
[13:15] ---
I'm really sorry about that.
[13:18] ---
No, forget that!
[13:19] ---
That was pretty harsh of Yamada, huh?
[13:21] ---
Anyone could see
that that was a confession!
[13:24] ---
You should have heard her out.
[13:28] ---
I was being confessed to?
[13:34] ---
Maybe instead of gaming, you should learn
about the subtleties of human nature?
[13:38] ---
People say that all the time.
[13:42] ---
So you're in high school, huh, Yamada?
[13:44] ---
Yes.
[13:46] ---
Come to think of it, you were drinking
soda the whole time at that izakaya.
[13:50] ---
Yes.
[13:51] ---
What grade are you in?
[13:52] ---
I'm a third year.
[13:53] ---
Hold up, that's a Tosei Academy uniform.
[13:56] ---
So you're smart, Yamada?
[13:59] ---
That school is so tough to get into.
[14:06] ---
Actually...
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I wanted to see you again.
[14:18] ---
Sorry. I found it later, but...
[14:21] ---
I stepped on it.
[14:24] ---
The heart is in two pieces.
[14:33] ---
Thanks for going to all this trouble!
[14:35] ---
So you've been carrying it around
all this time?
[14:37] ---
Well, I heard that we lived
near the same station,
[14:39] ---
so I figured I'd run into you somewhere.
[14:42] ---
I guess I should have logged in!
[14:44] ---
That must have been a hassle!
[14:46] ---
No.
[14:50] ---
Thanks!
[14:51] ---
I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!
[14:54] ---
All right, I'll be going now.
[15:05] ---
Um...
[15:16] ---
Please use this.
[15:18] ---
You don't have to return it.
[15:26] ---
Well, then, excuse me.
[15:36] ---
The rain that started yesterday
in the Kanto area
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will be moving northward,
so it will be sunny today.
[15:41] ---
Tonight's going to have a full moon.
[15:43] ---
Please use this.
[15:49] ---
I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!
[16:03] ---
Yes?
[16:09] ---
Hello! It's Tagawa Express!
[16:12] ---
You have a delivery from Mrs. Kinoshita!
[16:15] ---
We'll just bring it all inside, all right?
[16:17] ---
Thank you for your business!
[16:27] ---
About your room here, Akane,
[16:29] ---
since I'd like to turn it
into my training room,
[16:32] ---
please take back
all your belongings, okay?
[16:36] ---
Thank you!
[16:38] ---
So...
[16:40] ---
what do you need me for?
[16:40] ---
YOU KNOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK...
[16:43] ---
Help me, Momo! It's so cluttered,
I have nowhere to stand!
[16:47] ---
My mom sent back my stuff out of the blue,
but can you believe how much there is?
[16:51] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[16:54] ---
What a drag. Toss it all.
[16:58] ---
Start with that humongous bear!
[17:00] ---
Wait! I have fond memories of that bear!
Memories of my grandma!
[17:02] ---
- Memories of my grandma!
- Shut up!
[17:05] ---
- Grandma!
- All right, next!
[17:07] ---
Next!
[17:09] ---
Next!
[17:17] ---
Akane!
[17:19] ---
These two things are just clutter.
[17:23] ---
Where do you want to put them?
[17:25] ---
The umbrella's new,
so you'll still be using it, right?
[17:27] ---
This necklace is broken,
so can I throw it away?
[17:32] ---
Try to be more selective.
[17:36] ---
Because there's only so much storage.
[17:41] ---
Huh?
[17:46] ---
Be selective.
[17:47] ---
Huh?
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I'M GONNA
TOSS BOTH
[17:51] ---
I can't hold onto every single thing
that's precious to me.
[18:03] ---
So you ended up not tossing that one, huh?
[18:07] ---
Yeah.
[18:09] ---
But...
[18:11] ---
I'm throwing out everything else.
[18:14] ---
Because I don't need them anymore.
[18:23] ---
THERE THERE
[18:26] ---
All right! How about we hit
the barbecue place and live it up?
[18:30] ---
On you, of course, Akane!
[18:31] ---
Money's tight,
so I'll have to ask you to go easy.
[18:56] ---
Yes?
[18:57] ---
Yamara! I'm here to return your umbrella!
[19:02] ---
Oh, wow! He really is hot!
[19:06] ---
I'm Momo!
[19:08] ---
Nice to meet you, Yamara!
[19:11] ---
ANNOYED...
[19:14] ---
Here!
[19:17] ---
Huh? Something bothering you?
[19:20] ---
No, it's just... I don't know what to say.
[19:23] ---
Yamada, I'm so sorry that Akane's
always making trouble for you.
[19:28] ---
But if you'd like,
you can take this opportunity...
[19:32] ---
to go out with me with marriage in mind!
[19:37] ---
I'm seriously
this close to calling the cops.
[19:39] ---
SMELLS LIKE
ALCOHOL...
[19:40] ---
Didn't I say
there was no need to return it?
[19:43] ---
I mean, this is actually annoying.
[19:45] ---
Um...
[19:48] ---
The umbrella. Right, I hear you.
[19:51] ---
But aside from that...
[19:54] ---
I came to thank you!
[19:57] ---
The day of that event...
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I'm so glad you were there, Yamada.
[20:03] ---
If I'd been alone,
it would have been really rough for me.
[20:09] ---
I'm really...
[20:11] ---
Are you all right?
[20:13] ---
...thankful to you!
[20:18] ---
Right.
[20:24] ---
Okay! We'll be leaving
before you call the cops on us!
[20:27] ---
I'd appreciate that.
[20:30] ---
Come on, Momo! We're going home!
[20:32] ---
YAMADA
[20:34] ---
Walk like a big girl, okay?
[20:44] ---
YAMADA
[20:47] ---
Momo! Watch your step now!
[20:54] ---
By the way...
[20:59] ---
Ruri—
[21:00] ---
The guild master was worried about you...
[21:05] ---
saying that you
haven't logged in since that day.
[21:12] ---
So...
[21:14] ---
well, if you're ever free sometime...
[21:21] ---
I'll do it!
[21:23] ---
I'll do it right away!
[21:24] ---
I'll log in as soon as I get home!
[21:25] ---
What about you, Yamada?
[21:27] ---
No, I'm going to bed.
[21:28] ---
You're not going to play?
[21:29] ---
- I'm going to bed.
- You're not gonna?
[21:32] ---
I am... marrying him.
[23:13] ---
Whoa.
[23:14] ---
There's so many now.
[23:15] ---
FORCED TO LOG IN
[23:16] ---
What should we do, Yamada?
[23:20] ---
Yamada?
[23:22] ---
Hey!
[23:23] ---
Yamada?
[23:25] ---
Hey! What's wrong?
[23:27] ---
Yamada!
[23:28] ---
Yamada!
[23:30] ---
Yamada! Yamada! Yamada! Yama—
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