E9 - The Guild Is Facing a Crisis!!

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[00:01] ---
    Welcome!
[00:03] ---
    How about some piping-hot fried chicken?
[00:06] ---
    YUMMY JELLY
[00:06] ---
    SUGAR-FREE TEA
[00:06] ---
    Please tap your phone there.
[00:10] ---
    IF YOU PURCHASE OVER 700 YEN,
    YOU CAN DRAW ONE!!
[00:11] ---
    All right, sir! Here's your
    lottery ticket for our campaign!
[00:15] ---
    Draw one, please.
[00:19] ---
    By any chance...
[00:20] ---
    LAST NIGHT
    CONVERSATION IN FOS
[00:20] ---
    You'll go to a convenience store
    tomorrow, right?
[00:22] ---
    did you pester me so hard
    just to get me to do this?
[00:23] ---
    Then drop by mine!
    See, we have a fun event going on!
[00:25] ---
    Is your interest piqued?
[00:25] ---
    Hey, why not?
    It's on your way home, anyway, right?
[00:27] ---
    THEY'RE DOING THIS
    NEAR MY PLACE, TOO
[00:27] ---
    YOU REALLY
    DON'T EAT HEALTHY
[00:28] ---
    And you buy your dinner here every day,
    don't you?
[00:31] ---
    Right. I guess so.
[00:32] ---
    We haven't seen each other
    since the festival, huh? How's Runa doing?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah, she seems to be studying hard.
[00:39] ---
    Is that right?
[00:40] ---
    HE WON SOME CUP RAMEN
[00:41] ---
    She calls me once in a while,
    but we hardly ever get to see each other.
[00:45] ---
    Is that a friend of yours, Akane?
[00:45] ---
    AKANE'S CO-WORKER,
    MS. SHINOHARA (HOUSEWIFE)
[00:48] ---
    Ms. Shinohara!
[00:49] ---
    What a good-looking kid!
[00:51] ---
    He sure is! We met playing the same game!
[00:54] ---
    He has such a gorgeous face.
    He looks like an actor!
[00:58] ---
    My heart's pounding!
[01:00] ---
    Okay, I'll be heading—
[01:01] ---
    My shift will be over soon,
    so wait for me!
[01:03] ---
    Let's go home together!
[02:37] ---
    Look at him waiting so faithfully.
[02:40] ---
    Is he your boyfriend, by any chance?
[02:41] ---
    No, no! He seems to have a hard time
    dealing with women, so it's not like that.
[02:46] ---
    Oh, well, what a shame.
[02:48] ---
    FUFU
[02:48] ---
    But you like him, don't you, Akane?
[02:51] ---
    Huh?
[02:51] ---
    You were so determined
    to keep him from leaving!
[02:55] ---
    Uh... I don't know about that.
[02:57] ---
    FUN!
[02:58] ---
    Ah! Spoken like a true maiden!
[03:02] ---
    It's true that,
    compared to when we first met,
[03:04] ---
    I'M NOT INTERESTED
[03:04] ---
    Yamada seems to have
    really opened up to me.
[03:06] ---
    WHAT A PAIN
    I WANT TO GO HOME
[03:09] ---
    KINOSHITA
[03:11] ---
    I can see that he's
    really a very sweet kid.
[03:16] ---
    Good job.
[03:17] ---
    The thought does cross my mind.
[03:19] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:22] ---
    Even if we're only linked by a game,
    I'm happy that we're able to get closer.
[03:29] ---
    But the same goes for Eita and Runa,
    doesn't it?
[03:30] ---
    The Guild is Facing a Crisis!!
[03:36] ---
    Hey, I didn't ask you here
    for the lottery.
[03:39] ---
    Actually, I made you a meal to thank you,
    and I wanted to give it to you.
[03:45] ---
    To thank me?
[03:46] ---
    For my computer.
[03:47] ---
    Since I couldn't really do much for you
    during the festival.
[03:50] ---
    It's not really a big deal, you know.
[03:53] ---
    Now that my penny-pinching days
    are finally over...
[03:56] ---
    there's a pretty lavish feast in there!
[04:01] ---
    I don't know why...
[04:04] ---
    but I feel like I shouldn't see him...
[04:07] ---
    in a romantic light.
[04:13] ---
    Achoo!
[04:14] ---
    Uh-oh, I sneezed in front of someone
    about to take entrance exams.
[04:18] ---
    Do you have a cold?
[04:19] ---
    I'm not sure.
[04:21] ---
    Did I have a mask in here?
[04:35] ---
    Did you find one?
[04:37] ---
    Found it.
[04:57] ---
    I hope that it doesn't get worse.
[04:59] ---
    Your cold.
[05:04] ---
    Yeah.
[05:07] ---
    Thanks.
[05:16] ---
    FARAWAY GAZE...
[05:16] ---
    A guy who's unwittingly kind,
    don't you think that's terrifying?
[05:23] ---
    Keep going.
[05:25] ---
    Let down your guard,
[05:26] ---
    and you're like,
    "Wait, is he into me?"
[05:29] ---
    But it's a delusion, and that's
    not the guy's intention at all.
[05:32] ---
    He's just displaying kindness.
    It's a terrifying trap.
[05:38] ---
    Let me confirm one thing.
[05:40] ---
    How can you be so sure
    that it's not his intention?
[05:43] ---
    STUDYING NAIL ART
[05:43] ---
    Also, can I try something
    a little flashy on you?
[05:46] ---
    The theme is "Night Butterfly."
[05:47] ---
    What? Please don't.
[05:48] ---
    I'll get into trouble at work.
[05:50] ---
    You're not naming any names,
    but you're talking about Yamada, right?
[05:54] ---
    OHHH
[05:55] ---
    Yup.
[05:56] ---
    But you were so thrilled
    that he said you were out of his league!
[05:58] ---
    I don't even think he meant much by that.
[06:01] ---
    Huh?
[06:02] ---
    That's what makes it so terrifying.
[06:06] ---
    If a hot, younger guy
    ever said that to me,
[06:09] ---
    even if he wasn't thinking straight,
[06:11] ---
    I wouldn't waste any time making a move.
[06:13] ---
    NIGHT BUTTERFLY
[06:14] ---
    I have no idea
    why you're hemming and hawing.
[06:14] ---
    WELL?
[06:15] ---
    NO
[06:16] ---
    I'm not hemming and hawing.
[06:19] ---
    Really? It looks to me like the most
    hemming and hawing you've ever done.
[06:23] ---
    I see you having a blast
    talking about Yamada
[06:26] ---
    and trying to figure him out...
[06:29] ---
    but you haven't said a word about
    what you want to do, Akane.
[06:34] ---
    If you don't tell me that,
    I can't possibly make any comments.
[06:42] ---
    You're absolutely right.
[06:44] ---
    - Night Butterfly?
    - That, I decline!
[06:45] ---
    RUNA SASAKI
[06:48] ---
    It's Runa.
[06:49] ---
    Oh, that girl? I remember her.
[06:51] ---
    The middle-school Goth girl.
[06:53] ---
    That's right.
[06:54] ---
    Hello?
[06:55] ---
    Akane! Can we meet up now?
[06:57] ---
    The guild is facing a crisis!
[06:59] ---
    Huh?
[07:08] ---
    Runa!
[07:11] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[07:13] ---
    Are you sure it's okay
    for you to be out at this hour?
[07:16] ---
    It's starting to get dark.
[07:18] ---
    I came by taxi, so it's all good.
[07:20] ---
    I'm also going home by taxi.
[07:22] ---
    Then I guess
    there's nothing to worry about!
[07:24] ---
    Hey, listen. This afternoon,
    I was with Yamada, and—
[07:27] ---
    Never mind that! Did you read my text?
[07:29] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[07:30] ---
    I read it.
    We're getting a new guild member.
[07:34] ---
    Yet another woman that I don't know
    just joined our guild.
[07:38] ---
    It's unbelievable! We agreed
    to keep it in the family when we started!
[07:42] ---
    Oh, I do like you now, Akane,
[07:44] ---
    Talk about cliquish.
[07:44] ---
    but at this rate,
    when I'm done with my exams,
[07:46] ---
    it'll be a totally different guild!
[07:48] ---
    Not only that, but it's a woman!
[07:49] ---
    When I can't deal with women!
    Women always hate me!
[07:51] ---
    BECAUSE I'M CUTE!?
[07:53] ---
    Well, I'm looking forward to it, you know.
[07:55] ---
    GRIND GRIND
[07:55] ---
    I hope it's a girl
    who's new to online games.
[07:58] ---
    Hey, I bought some hot chocolate.
    Want some?
[07:58] ---
    IT'S A LIMITED EDITION
    FOR WINTER
[08:00] ---
    Too nonchalant!
[08:01] ---
    CONFIDENTIAL
    SUPER SECRET
    ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PEEK
[08:01] ---
    So anyway...
[08:03] ---
    I drew up a plan
    to drive her out immediately.
[08:05] ---
    Hey!
[08:07] ---
    New players have anxieties,
    so it's on us to welcome them, okay?
[08:13] ---
    COCOA
[08:14] ---
    And you know what,
    once you get to really know her,
[08:17] ---
    you might end up as friends.
[08:19] ---
    Just like you and me.
[08:30] ---
    The thought that you
    might get to be friends
[08:32] ---
    with someone you normally wouldn't meet...
[08:35] ---
    isn't it kind of exciting?
[08:38] ---
    That's what I don't like!
[08:39] ---
    I know that you're going
    to get close to her right away!
[08:42] ---
    Then you're going to start hanging out
    with her all the time, not me, right?
[08:46] ---
    That's not true.
    I haven't even talked to her yet.
[08:48] ---
    I just know that's what's going to happen!
[08:50] ---
    UH...
[08:50] ---
    The three of us can all be friends,
    can't we?
[08:53] ---
    I don't like odd numbers!
    One of us will be left out!
[08:57] ---
    Let's all get along together, okay?
[09:00] ---
    Okay?
[09:07] ---
    JUST RIDE THIS OUT WITH COCOA...
[09:07] ---
    It's like I have a jealous girlfriend now.
[09:11] ---
    Well, I knew all along...
[09:13] ---
    that you'd say something like that.
[09:18] ---
    And my brother's like,
    "Yamada's introducing us to this girl,
[09:22] ---
    so you'd better
    give her a proper welcome."
[09:25] ---
    It was Yamada?
[09:25] ---
    THANK YOU FOR THE COCOA
[09:26] ---
    I hear it's a girl in his class.
[09:29] ---
    She usually plays FPS games,
[09:32] ---
    but she wants to take a break
    and play an MMO.
[09:35] ---
    They seem to be pretty close, but when
    I called and asked him about her...
[09:39] ---
    Tell me!
[09:41] ---
    She's normal.
[09:42] ---
    ...Yamada wouldn't tell me much.
[09:46] ---
    And he said if I was mean to her
    like when you joined, he'd really get mad.
[09:50] ---
    I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET...
[09:51] ---
    A girl that he's friends with?
[09:54] ---
    Kind of unexpected, don't you think?
    For Yamada to bring in a girl?
[09:58] ---
    Huh? Yeah, I guess so.
[10:01] ---
    Oh! Never mind that! I have a great idea!
[10:04] ---
    Give me your phone!
[10:06] ---
    ADD A PHOTO
[10:07] ---
    YAMADA
[10:09] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:10] ---
    I'm saving Yamada's number.
[10:12] ---
    You call him, Akane!
[10:14] ---
    He was wary of me, so Runa didn't
    get anywhere, but I bet he'd tell you!
[10:19] ---
    If Runa just knew what kind of girl
    she is, I could rest easy!
[10:22] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
[10:25] ---
    4F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
    3F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
[10:26] ---
    I hear that they
    started dating after that!
[10:29] ---
    For real?
[10:30] ---
    But didn't they say
    they weren't each other's type?
[10:32] ---
    Even still,
    we're talking about a boy and a girl, so—
[10:35] ---
    Even if you think there's no way,
[10:37] ---
    they can end up together
    thanks to something trivial.
[10:45] ---
    Can people fall in love
    thanks to something trivial?
[10:51] ---
    Hello, Prez!
[10:52] ---
    Good evening, Okamoto and Yamada.
[10:55] ---
    - Hi.
    - Hey, Prez,
[10:57] ---
    that's pretty funny,
    walking in here, muttering to yourself.
[11:00] ---
    What? I was asking you two a question.
[11:03] ---
    WELL, SORRY ABOUT THAT
[11:03] ---
    Lovers, huh? Well, the thing is...
[11:07] ---
    YEARS WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND = WHOLE LIFE
    HOBBY = VIDEO GAMES
[11:07] ---
    I'm not sure you're asking
    the right people here.
[11:10] ---
    Well, you do have a point.
[11:11] ---
    Oh, and, Yamada,
    thanks for letting me into your guild...
[11:15] ---
    talking to the guild master for me.
[11:17] ---
    Sure.
[11:18] ---
    What's this about?
[11:20] ---
    About games.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, FOS?
[11:22] ---
    I just started playing it,
[11:24] ---
    and I heard that it's better
    to be in one of the stronger guilds.
[11:28] ---
    So I asked Yamada to let me join his.
[11:29] ---
    CAN I EAT
    THIS BURGER?
[11:30] ---
    BUT CLASS IS
    ABOUT TO START
[11:30] ---
    Well, you are a secret gamer, right, Prez?
[11:32] ---
    I wouldn't say that I'm hiding it.
[11:34] ---
    But it's not like I can talk about it
    with the other girls.
[11:37] ---
    It's all mostly girl talk, anyway.
[11:40] ---
    Prez! You're into girl talk?
[11:43] ---
    Not really.
[11:46] ---
    So you've sacrificed your youth
    to gaming, too, huh?
[11:59] ---
    You're not picking up?
[12:00] ---
    IT'S SUPER
    VIBRATING...
[12:01] ---
    It's an unknown number.
[12:02] ---
    INCOMING CALL
[12:03] ---
    And class is about to start.
[12:06] ---
    TELEPHONE
    1 MISSED CALL
[12:06] ---
    Hey, it stopped.
[12:08] ---
    You seem to get a lot of those calls,
    huh, Yamada?
[12:12] ---
    And when you pick up, it's some girl
    you don't know confessing her love!
[12:12] ---
    THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN
[12:16] ---
    If you wanted to, you could get any—
[12:17] ---
    Yamada...
[12:20] ---
    isn't into romance, isn't that right?
[12:22] ---
    SCARED ME,
    SUCH A LOUD VOICE
[12:24] ---
    Well, I guess not.
[12:33] ---
    I thought so.
[12:37] ---
    Man, I'm starving!
[12:39] ---
    Can't take it anymore. I'll die!
[12:41] ---
    Didn't you just have a hamburger?
[12:43] ---
    I'd kill for a burger now.
[12:45] ---
    Another one?
[12:46] ---
    Right, this time,
    I'm gonna get some fries, too!
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Hey, are you listening?
[12:53] ---
    My phone.
[12:54] ---
    Huh? The same person who called before?
[12:57] ---
    If it's a girl with a sweet voice,
    give me the phone, okay?
[13:01] ---
    Hey, you blowing me off?
[13:06] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
    INCOMING CALL
[13:07] ---
    Coming!
[13:11] ---
    Yes?
[13:12] ---
    Uh, sorry. You just called me.
[13:14] ---
    Yamada?
[13:16] ---
    It's me, Akane!
[13:19] ---
    Akane?
[13:20] ---
    I knew it was a woman.
[13:22] ---
    Wait, did I give you my—
[13:24] ---
    I know, I know.
    Sorry I took the liberty of calling!
[13:27] ---
    The thing is,
    I was with Runa this evening—
[13:30] ---
    A-Achoo!
[13:32] ---
    Are you all right?
[13:33] ---
    Yeah, sure. Anyway,
    I wanted to ask you something,
[13:37] ---
    but I have to go to work right now.
[13:40] ---
    WELCOME!
[13:40] ---
    What? But you worked this afternoon.
[13:42] ---
    Well, my boss can't reach
    the person on the night shift...
[13:46] ---
    so I got called in on short notice.
[13:49] ---
    Can't someone switch with you?
[13:51] ---
    No one seems to be available.
[13:53] ---
    Since I live nearby,
    I guess I'm fair game!
[13:56] ---
    Is that right?
[13:59] ---
    Hey, Yamada.
[14:01] ---
    Yes?
[14:03] ---
    Your voice is
    a little lower over the phone.
[14:05] ---
    Never mind!
[14:08] ---
    FULL MOON BURGER
[14:08] ---
    OKAMOTO'S OFF SHOPPING
[14:11] ---
    That call you just got, was it
    the person who came to the festival?
[14:15] ---
    AMAZING
[14:15] ---
    How could you tell?
[14:17] ---
    Because I heard you call her name.
[14:20] ---
    We're in the same guild in FOS,
[14:23] ---
    so you'll be hanging out with her, too,
    sooner or later.
[14:26] ---
    I see.
[14:28] ---
    You seem pretty close
    in private as well.
[14:31] ---
    I guess so.
[14:32] ---
    The guild master
    was an upperclassman back home.
[14:36] ---
    I can't...
[14:37] ---
    remember her face.
[14:41] ---
    What's she like?
[14:43] ---
    Ei—You mean the master?
[14:45] ---
    No, I mean the person named Akane.
[14:48] ---
    Akane is...
[14:53] ---
    This is my new boyfriend!
[14:54] ---
    Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
[14:55] ---
    Yamara!
[14:56] ---
    ALWAYS MAKING THOSE WEIRD FACES
[15:02] ---
    Yamada!
[15:08] ---
    I really couldn't say.
[15:14] ---
    Could it be...
[15:18] ---
    that you like her?
[15:27] ---
    Akane! Sorry, I really owe you one!
[15:31] ---
    I can't get in touch
    with the night-shift worker,
[15:33] ---
    and I can't handle it on my own.
[15:35] ---
    Isn't it high time
    you fired the habitual shirker?
[15:39] ---
    I HAVE A HUGE GRUDGE
[15:39] ---
    W-Well, you're right, I guess!
[15:41] ---
    But he's not all bad, you know!
    Loves guitars—
[15:45] ---
    Hey, to make it up to you,
    I'll treat you to dinner!
[15:47] ---
    What do you say to tomorrow night?
[15:49] ---
    - I know a great—
    - Not going!
[15:50] ---
    I'LL BE HAVING DINNER AT HOME
[15:51] ---
    Oh...
[15:55] ---
    I wanted to call it a night,
    because I'm coming down with a cold.
[16:08] ---
    CALL LOG
    AKITO YAMADA
    MOMO
    MOMO
    MOMO
[16:11] ---
    Seems strange to have Yamada's name
    in my call history!
[16:15] ---
    All right, let's get to work!
[16:29] ---
    You haven't said a word
    about what you want to do, Akane.
[16:34] ---
    - Akane!
    - Oh!
[16:36] ---
    Coming!
[16:37] ---
    Not good, not good!
[16:46] ---
    DRAGON HELM
    DRAGON MAIL
    DRAGON CUIRASS
    DRAGON GREAVES
    DRAGON BOOTS
[16:47] ---
    LOG IN TO ARIA SERVER 5?
    YES NO
[16:54] ---
    PLAYER RURIHIME HAS INVITED YOU
    TO JOIN THE CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD.
    WILL YOU JOIN?
    YES NO
[17:09] ---
    TO YOU, WHO HAS LOST LOVE
    MEDICINE FOR A BROKEN HEART
[17:11] ---
    Not that I still have feelings for him...
[17:14] ---
    But now, maybe just a little...
[17:18] ---
    Sorry, Akane.
[17:22] ---
    I do have some regrets.
[17:28] ---
    AKANE
[17:29] ---
    Hey! It's Akane!
[17:32] ---
    I'M SO TIRED
[17:33] ---
    Can I take this?
[17:34] ---
    Go ahead.
[17:36] ---
    So what's going on, Akane?
    I'm in a tutoring session!
[17:41] ---
    Ru... na.
[17:42] ---
    LIKE A ZOMBIE
[17:42] ---
    What's wrong with your voice? Sounds bad!
[17:45] ---
    A cold?
    Then you can't play with me tonight?
[17:49] ---
    I see.
[17:51] ---
    No, no, it's all right.
    It can't be helped, right?
[17:55] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[18:00] ---
    AND WE HAD PROMISED
    TO PLAY FOS TOGETHER
    AT NIGHT...
[18:00] ---
    Akane says she has a cold.
[18:02] ---
    She sounded like she was dying.
[18:04] ---
    I wonder if she's okay?
[18:06] ---
    I hope it's not too serious.
[18:10] ---
    COLD COMPRESS
    COLD PACK
[18:37] ---
    My throat hurts so much.
[18:39] ---
    I can't drink any water.
[18:42] ---
    I've got to take my medicine.
[18:44] ---
    QUITE SERIOUSLY ILL
[18:45] ---
    Actually, first I need to eat something.
[18:49] ---
    I haven't eaten since yesterday.
[18:55] ---
    Oh... let me take a little break.
[18:57] ---
    A SHORT BREAK
[18:59] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[19:01] ---
    Not only that, but somehow
    I picked the perfect time... to be...
[19:03] ---
    KOYANAGI CLINIC
    CLOSED SAT./SUN.
[19:06] ---
    MOMO
[19:06] ---
    The person you called cannot be reached...
[19:08] ---
    unlucky in every way.
[19:10] ---
    But...
[19:11] ---
    no one's going to help me,
    even if I weep and wail.
[19:16] ---
    So unless I take action,
    only death awaits.
[19:21] ---
    First, I've got to eat.
[19:23] ---
    Something like rice gruel...
[19:27] ---
    Shopping.
[19:29] ---
    I'm out of rice.
[19:37] ---
    Not taking the bus.
    Or I'll spread my germs.
[19:40] ---
    I know. I'll go by bike.
[19:44] ---
    Good girl. You're still intelligent.
[19:48] ---
    Somehow, I've got to will myself
    to get through tonight.
[20:12] ---
    I can't go by bike.
[20:14] ---
    There's no way that I can.
[20:16] ---
    So hot.
[20:18] ---
    Wait, can't I order takeout?
[20:21] ---
    Why didn't I think of that?
[20:23] ---
    Right, takeout should do.
[20:26] ---
    Smart girl!
[20:28] ---
    First, I need to put these bikes back.
[20:33] ---
    And then I'll go back to my apartment.
[20:37] ---
    Then what am I supposed to do?
[20:42] ---
    I have a headache.
[20:57] ---
    Akane?
[21:02] ---
    What's going on?
[21:03] ---
    I can see someone who looks like Yamada.
[21:08] ---
    But there's no way
    that he'd be at my place, right?
[21:12] ---
    Can you hear me?
[21:15] ---
    A dream? Oh, come on.
[21:20] ---
    Now he's even showing up in my dreams?
[21:26] ---
    Sorry, Yamada.
[21:29] ---
    For having such a self-serving dream...
[23:06] ---
    Butterfly...
[23:08] ---
    butterfly...
[23:11] ---
    come and alight...
[23:13] ---
    on me!
[23:15] ---
    Night butterfly, Momoko Maeda.
[23:17] ---
    Tonight, for sure,
    I'm going to capture the prince
[23:19] ---
    I'm meant to be—
[23:21] ---
    GLASSES GIRL
[23:21] ---
    COMFORTING TYPE
[23:24] ---
    NIGHT BUTTERFLY
    DISASTROUS DEFEAT
[23:31] ---
    Excuse me? I'd like another.
[23:32] ---
    AKANE
[23:33] ---
    With extra gin.
[23:35] ---
    Momo's not picking up.
[23:38] ---
    Achoo!