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E5 - How About You Give Us an Explanation

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[00:34] ---
    Hello?
[00:35] ---
    Guess who.
[00:36] ---
    SQUEE
[00:38] ---
    Yeah, it's Eita.
[00:40] ---
    Are you busy now?
[00:42] ---
    I was adjusting my DPI.
[00:44] ---
    DPI = MOUSE SENSITIVITY
[00:44] ---
    Mr. Time-on-his-hands!
[00:47] ---
    Oh, hey, you're coming over today, right?
[00:50] ---
    To tutor Runa?
[00:52] ---
    Oh, so we're sticking
    to the original schedule?
[00:55] ---
    Huh? Aren't you?
[00:55] ---
    MASHIRO-YA
[00:57] ---
    So listen, can you bring over
    that manga I mentioned?
[01:01] ---
    I want to read it!
[01:02] ---
    Sure thing.
[01:03] ---
    Yay! I love you, Yamada!
[01:07] ---
    Okay. I'll see you later, then.
[01:13] ---
    Okay!
[01:14] ---
    Sure. Next Saturday, right?
    Yes, sounds good!

[01:18] ---
    I'm going to hang out with Runa!
[01:21] ---
    ...this makes me happy!
[01:23] ---
    OCTOBER 3 (SAT)
[03:00] ---
    Well...
[03:02] ---
    I must say, it never occurred to me
[03:03] ---
    that Lady Rurihime was such
    a lovely young woman in real life.
[03:08] ---
    My experience told me that she
    absolutely 100% had to be a man.
[03:14] ---
    Not that I would be deterred
    from loving her, of course.
[03:18] ---
    But who knew that she'd turn out
    to be an actual youthful woman?
[03:22] ---
    My insights are apparently too shallow.
[03:27] ---
    Um, I think I've said this numerous times,
    but I'm not Rurihime.
[03:32] ---
    Either way, I never dreamed that I'd
    one day get the chance to meet you.
[03:36] ---
    When I heard that you were playing
    as Rurihime again in FOS,
[03:39] ---
    I couldn't follow you fast enough
    from my previous game,
[03:42] ---
    but I didn't think you'd recognize me.
[03:44] ---
    Not only are you adorable,
    but in every game you play,
[03:47] ---
    you waste no time
    making a name for yourself,
[03:49] ---
    which I believe makes
    Lady Rurihime who she is,
[03:49] ---
    Something came up, so I'll be late.
    My online gamer friend should be there,
    so please start without me.
    Sorry. Runa
[03:51] ---
    and as a fan, that makes me proud.
[03:54] ---
    PLEASE START WITHOUT ME
[03:57] ---
    Who would have thought it would
    actually come to pass in this fashion?
[04:00] ---
    If you don't mind, I'd like to ask your
    permission to join your guild as well.
[04:02] ---
    Um...
[04:06] ---
    I'm sorry! I need to go
    to the ladies' room!
[04:09] ---
    Understood.
[04:13] ---
    Episode 5
    How About You Give Us
    an Explanation
[04:22] ---
    What's going on here?
[04:27] ---
    Runa's not here.
[04:30] ---
    And some guy I don't know
    shows up at our meeting spot.

[04:34] ---
    Lady Rurihime! You're in there,
    aren't you, Lady Rurihime?
[04:37] ---
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
[04:37] ---
    And he's convinced that I'm Rurihime!
[04:40] ---
    But he's not listening to a word I say!
[04:40] ---
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
    Lady Rurihime...
[04:52] ---
    Coming!
[04:53] ---
    SASAKI
[04:54] ---
    Thanks for coming, Yamada!
[04:56] ---
    Hello.
[04:57] ---
    You're as handsome as ever!
[05:01] ---
    All Runa does is hole up in her room,
    playing games.
[05:05] ---
    With an attitude like that, do you think
    she can get into your high school?
[05:11] ---
    Runa! Yamada's here to tutor you!
[05:15] ---
    Yamada!
[05:17] ---
    Hello.
[05:18] ---
    All right, I'll leave you to it!
[05:21] ---
    Okay.
[05:21] ---
    Make sure you take this seriously!
[05:23] ---
    I am, okay?
[05:28] ---
    I've done all the drills you assigned.
[05:31] ---
    See?
[05:31] ---
    PRAISE ME
    PRAISE ME
[05:32] ---
    Runa, about today...
[05:34] ---
    Huh?
[05:36] ---
    Didn't you have somewhere to be?
[05:39] ---
    Wh-Why do you ask?
[05:46] ---
    Well, as long as you don't, it's fine.
[05:53] ---
    AKANE
[05:57] ---
    I don't have any other plans.
[06:02] ---
    RUNA SASAKI
[06:08] ---
    So Runa's not picking up.
[06:12] ---
    Oh, boy.
[06:14] ---
    What am I going to do?
[06:18] ---
    Stuck here with a stranger, huh?
[06:23] ---
    Excuse me? Lady Rurihime?
[06:26] ---
    Huh?
[06:27] ---
    What?
[06:29] ---
    What?
[06:32] ---
    Sorry to intrude, but you're in there,
    correct, Lady Rurihime?
[06:37] ---
    Isn't this the ladies' room?
    Are you kidding me?

[06:41] ---
    Lady Rurihime, are you all right?
[06:44] ---
    Um, I kind of have a stomachache.
[06:50] ---
    Aside from that,
    this is the ladies' room, right?
[06:52] ---
    Ah, I knew it! That's what I thought!
[06:54] ---
    Um...
[06:55] ---
    Since you were taking so long to get back,
[06:56] ---
    this is, uh...
[06:57] ---
    I was afraid
    you'd passed out in the restroom.
[07:00] ---
    Excuse me!
    I'm pretty sure this is the ladies' room!
[07:09] ---
    Lady Rurihime, could I trouble you
    to open this door, perhaps?
[07:14] ---
    Would you be so kind as to open the door?
[07:18] ---
    Lady Rurihime...
[07:21] ---
    It's not like...
[07:22] ---
    not like it's any big deal.
[07:25] ---
    And she might have left by now.
[07:27] ---
    In other words, you stood her up?
[07:31] ---
    I didn't stand her up.
[07:32] ---
    I had a gamer friend go in my place.
[07:36] ---
    Gamer friend?
[07:38] ---
    This guy who's a rabid fan
    of my brother's character.
[07:41] ---
    When I invited him
    through Brother's account,
[07:43] ---
    he was beside himself with joy.
[07:48] ---
    Yamada, where are you going?
[07:50] ---
    Where did you ask her to meet you?
[07:52] ---
    But why?
[07:53] ---
    You're asking why?
[07:55] ---
    How dangerous do you think this is?
[07:56] ---
    I'm going to go check on her.
[07:57] ---
    What about my session?
[07:59] ---
    I'll be right back,
    so work on your drills.
[08:01] ---
    Come back!
[08:04] ---
    What a surprise.
[08:07] ---
    I BROUGHT YOU SOME SNACKS
[08:07] ---
    I thought we had an automatic door!
[08:10] ---
    Eita...
[08:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:24] ---
    Whoa, you really did message him
    from my account!
[08:29] ---
    This is beyond heinous.
[08:30] ---
    Where are they meeting?
[08:36] ---
    Let's see.
[08:37] ---
    Hey, it's fairly close by.
[08:40] ---
    Maybe 15 minutes or so from here by car?
[08:56] ---
    Why?
[08:58] ---
    Runa...
[09:04] ---
    Runa...
[09:08] ---
    Hey, Runa! What do you want to do today?
[09:16] ---
    Why can't things stay the way they are?
[09:29] ---
    Oh, no! Akane's been kidnapped
    by antisocial forces with scars!
[09:34] ---
    Is that true?
[09:36] ---
    Oh, dear! Agane! Agane...
[09:41] ---
    I may have embellished the story a tad!
[09:45] ---
    Akane!
[09:48] ---
    Thanks for driving us, Mr. Kamota!
[09:51] ---
    Mr. Kamota, you were supposed
    to take a right at the light.
[09:54] ---
    PROTECTION CHARM FOR SAFE DRIVING
[09:59] ---
    Mr. Kamota, we're moving away.
[10:05] ---
    You have to apologize to Akanecchi
    when you see her—
[10:08] ---
    I'm not apologizing!
[10:11] ---
    Enough is enough. This is exactly
    why people don't like you at school.
[10:17] ---
    Who cares?
[10:18] ---
    I've got 300 friends online.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, Akane!
    What are we going to do, Yamada?
[10:25] ---
    Mr. Kamota, keep your eyes on the road.
[10:31] ---
    Everyone's always going, "Akane, Akane..."
    It's so stupid!
[10:35] ---
    In the first place, why did you let her
    into the guild without my permission?
[10:39] ---
    Listen up.
[10:40] ---
    IT'S MY GUILD...
[10:42] ---
    Know what happens when the old-timers
    remove the newbies?
[10:45] ---
    The content gets staler and staler.
[10:48] ---
    Be more generous.
[10:50] ---
    What's up with that?
[10:54] ---
    She tried to be your friend, didn't she?
[11:01] ---
    Next Saturday, right?
[11:04] ---
    Yes, sounds good!
[11:16] ---
    All righty, how about we split up
    and search for her?
[11:18] ---
    Akane! Akane!
[11:20] ---
    Mr. Kamota, you're heavy.
[11:22] ---
    Where? Where? Where? Where?
    Where? Where? Where? Where?
[11:24] ---
    Hey, there she is.
[11:26] ---
    So fast! I can't believe you spotted her.
[11:29] ---
    Yeah.
[11:32] ---
    But she...
[11:35] ---
    seems a little...
[11:40] ---
    Aka—
[11:42] ---
    Akane!
[11:47] ---
    Huh?
[11:48] ---
    Akane! Akane!
    I'm so relieved that you're okay!
[11:51] ---
    Mr. Kamota?
[11:53] ---
    You're safe now!
    Now let the grownup take it from here!
[11:59] ---
    And who might you be?
[12:01] ---
    I'm Takezo Kamota, the owner
    of the Kamota Strawberry Farm!
[12:04] ---
    I have a lawyer friend,
    I'll have you know!
[12:07] ---
    I won't back down
    before violence or threats!
[12:10] ---
    Let's battle this out in court!
[12:14] ---
    Are you okay, Akanecchi?
[12:18] ---
    Eita! And Yamada too?
[12:21] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:22] ---
    We heard that Runa invited some stranger.
[12:25] ---
    We were worried
    and came to check on you.
[12:29] ---
    Your leg. What happened?
[12:31] ---
    Oh... this?
[12:34] ---
    Forgive me. I'm to blame.
[12:36] ---
    Because I startled her
    in the ladies' room.
[12:39] ---
    How about you give us an explanation?
[12:42] ---
    Personal space.
[12:46] ---
    Fearing that Lady Rurihime
    might have fainted in the ladies' room,
[12:49] ---
    I thought I'd bring her some medicine.
[12:57] ---
    Lady Rurihime,
    are you unable to open the door?
[13:01] ---
    In that case...
[13:03] ---
    Excuse me for sliding it under the door.
[13:04] ---
    PAIN RELIEVER
[13:06] ---
    Huh?
[13:10] ---
    Ow...
[13:11] ---
    Lady Rurihime?
[13:13] ---
    Lady Rurihime?
[13:14] ---
    SEVERE PAIN
[13:15] ---
    PAIN RELIEVER
[13:16] ---
    In this way...
[13:18] ---
    after receiving an excessive shock,
    she slammed her shin against the toilet.
[13:23] ---
    Who wouldn't have been shocked
    out of their mind by that?
[13:23] ---
    AND IT'S STILL KILLING ME NOW!!
[13:26] ---
    How strange.
    When a woman seems indisposed
[13:28] ---
    and shuts herself in the restroom,
[13:30] ---
    one must silently
    offer her pain relievers,
[13:32] ---
    or so I was told by my mother.
[13:33] ---
    Don't act on half-baked knowledge like that!
[13:36] ---
    First, don't barge into the ladies' room!
[13:39] ---
    You are extremely rude, do you know that?
[13:41] ---
    Who are you to Rurihime, exactly?
[13:43] ---
    Not something I want to tell you.
[13:46] ---
    Just do whatever you want.
[13:54] ---
    Hey!
[13:57] ---
    I hear you were worried
    and came to check on me?
[13:59] ---
    Thanks for doing that.
[14:01] ---
    No... I'm sorry.
[14:03] ---
    Huh?
[14:05] ---
    Why are you apologizing, Yamada?
[14:07] ---
    Well, if I'd told you that I
    would be tutoring Runa today...
[14:11] ---
    So you're Runa's tutor, Yamada?
[14:14] ---
    Yes.
[14:15] ---
    Oh, I see! So that's why Runa
    couldn't make it today.
[14:19] ---
    Actually...
[14:20] ---
    - I don't know about that.
    - So that was it!
[14:56] ---
    Huh?
[14:58] ---
    Runa?
[15:00] ---
    Runa!
[15:01] ---
    AGAIN...
[15:04] ---
    Ow!
[15:21] ---
    Huh?
[15:24] ---
    Did you hurt yourself?
[15:28] ---
    What?
[15:31] ---
    I'm sor—
[15:32] ---
    Runa...
[15:36] ---
    come with me.
[15:38] ---
    You're in for a lecture.
[15:44] ---
    I'm not saving you.
[15:46] ---
    That was a really dangerous prank
    that you pulled.
[15:48] ---
    You need to think about what you did.
[15:51] ---
    Come on.
[15:59] ---
    Ow! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[16:04] ---
    Akanecchi?
[16:05] ---
    All of a sudden, my stomach hurts!
[16:07] ---
    Stomach? Not your leg?
[16:09] ---
    Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
[16:12] ---
    It's like the pain shifted to my stomach.
[16:16] ---
    Perhaps it would help to take
    the medication that I gave you earlier?
[16:20] ---
    Look, you, don't even think
    about talking to Akane!
[16:23] ---
    So he's still here.
[16:24] ---
    UGH...
[16:25] ---
    Those are useless. They'd have no effect.
[16:29] ---
    Only Category-1 OTC pain relievers
    dispensed by a pharmacist
[16:33] ---
    would work on this pain.
[16:34] ---
    Category-1, huh?
[16:36] ---
    If you walk towards the station
    about 500 meters,
[16:39] ---
    there's a drugstore to the right.
[16:41] ---
    Uh, right! I'll head over right now!
[16:43] ---
    No, I'll go!
[16:47] ---
    Rub my stomach, will you?
[16:50] ---
    Oh, and since I'd worry about Eita
    going shopping on his own...
[16:53] ---
    Yamada and Mr. Kamota,
    could you please go with him?
[16:56] ---
    As for you, please take a hike!
[17:37] ---
    So, Runa, what level are you?
[17:42] ---
    What?
[17:43] ---
    Oh, sorry, I was talking about FOS.
[17:46] ---
    Um, two are max level,
    and the others, I don't keep track of.
[17:50] ---
    What? Then I guess we can't
    go hunting together, can we?
[17:54] ---
    Since my level's too low.
[17:57] ---
    We can't if the level difference
    is too great, right?
[17:59] ---
    I asked Yamada once,
    and he turned me down!
[18:02] ---
    Hunt together?
[18:04] ---
    There's too much
    of a level difference, so...

[18:06] ---
    it's not worth the XP penalty.
[18:09] ---
    That wouldn't really bother me.
[18:11] ---
    And I've got
    a low-level character too, so...
[18:16] ---
    Then let's go hunting together sometime!
[18:19] ---
    My Job Class is Paladin,
    but Runa, are you—
[18:22] ---
    How can you talk like nothing happened?
[18:25] ---
    You didn't think it was weird,
    getting stood up?
[18:28] ---
    Uh, um...
[18:32] ---
    I ditched you on purpose!
[18:34] ---
    I wanted to put you on the spot!
[18:35] ---
    Because I don't like you, Akane!
[18:38] ---
    I wanted you to leave the guild!
[18:41] ---
    I thought if I sent over someone weird,
    you wouldn't like online games anymore!
[18:46] ---
    Well, I did think it was kind of strange.
[18:50] ---
    AH, I SEE....
[18:57] ---
    Did you hurt yourself?
[19:08] ---
    I think I'll leave the lecturing
    to your brother.
[19:14] ---
    After all, I came here today
    to get closer to you.
[19:21] ---
    You guys are all such great people...
[19:23] ---
    so these days, I've been so happy
    that I got to join this guild.
[19:28] ---
    But I know that they're
    your precious friends, right, Runa?
[19:34] ---
    So today I came to ask you
    to let me in, too. Into your circle!
[20:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:08] ---
    I'm sorry I was mean to you!
[20:23] ---
    Adolescent girls sure are a handful, huh?
[20:26] ---
    MEDICINE
[20:27] ---
    Who would have thought
    she'd lash out so hard at Akane?
[20:32] ---
    Really, I'm at the end of my rope!
[20:34] ---
    To think she was
    so obedient and cute as a child.
[20:38] ---
    I don't know
    what I'm going to do with her.
[20:59] ---
    Welcome back!
[21:02] ---
    Hey!
[21:04] ---
    Is your stomach okay now, Akane?
[21:07] ---
    What? Oh, right! Yes, all better now!
[21:11] ---
    I guess because Runa rubbed it for me?
[22:53] ---
    That was some disaster, right?
[22:54] ---
    Huh?
[22:55] ---
    You were looking forward to today,
    only to get pranked by Runa.
[23:00] ---
    Oh, that.
[23:02] ---
    Well, I could have just turned around and
    gone home when I saw a stranger here.
[23:07] ---
    Sure, it did tick me off a little,
[23:10] ---
    but I was more disappointed
    that we just didn't get to hang out.
[23:15] ---
    Yeah, but just watch me!
[23:17] ---
    I may be hopeless at romance...
[23:20] ---
    but I'm pretty good
    at making friends with other girls!
[23:24] ---
    So I bet I can get closer to her
    one of these days!
[23:29] ---
    That's my Lady Rurihime!
[23:30] ---
    Whoa!
[23:31] ---
    Your kindness is as rumored!
    It is truly that of a Muse!
[23:32] ---
    YOU'RE STILL HERE
[23:35] ---
    Please go out with me
    with marriage in mind!
[23:37] ---
    Please go home!