E5 - How About You Give Us an Explanation
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[00:34] ---
Hello?
[00:35] ---
Guess who.
[00:36] ---
SQUEE
[00:38] ---
Yeah, it's Eita.
[00:40] ---
Are you busy now?
[00:42] ---
I was adjusting my DPI.
[00:44] ---
DPI = MOUSE SENSITIVITY
[00:44] ---
Mr. Time-on-his-hands!
[00:47] ---
Oh, hey, you're coming over today, right?
[00:50] ---
To tutor Runa?
[00:52] ---
Oh, so we're sticking
to the original schedule?
[00:55] ---
Huh? Aren't you?
[00:55] ---
MASHIRO-YA
[00:57] ---
So listen, can you bring over
that manga I mentioned?
[01:01] ---
I want to read it!
[01:02] ---
Sure thing.
[01:03] ---
Yay! I love you, Yamada!
[01:07] ---
Okay. I'll see you later, then.
[01:13] ---
Okay!
[01:14] ---
Sure. Next Saturday, right?
Yes, sounds good!
[01:18] ---
I'm going to hang out with Runa!
[01:21] ---
...this makes me happy!
[01:23] ---
OCTOBER 3 (SAT)
[03:00] ---
Well...
[03:02] ---
I must say, it never occurred to me
[03:03] ---
that Lady Rurihime was such
a lovely young woman in real life.
[03:08] ---
My experience told me that she
absolutely 100% had to be a man.
[03:14] ---
Not that I would be deterred
from loving her, of course.
[03:18] ---
But who knew that she'd turn out
to be an actual youthful woman?
[03:22] ---
My insights are apparently too shallow.
[03:27] ---
Um, I think I've said this numerous times,
but I'm not Rurihime.
[03:32] ---
Either way, I never dreamed that I'd
one day get the chance to meet you.
[03:36] ---
When I heard that you were playing
as Rurihime again in FOS,
[03:39] ---
I couldn't follow you fast enough
from my previous game,
[03:42] ---
but I didn't think you'd recognize me.
[03:44] ---
Not only are you adorable,
but in every game you play,
[03:47] ---
you waste no time
making a name for yourself,
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which I believe makes
Lady Rurihime who she is,
[03:49] ---
Something came up, so I'll be late.
My online gamer friend should be there,
so please start without me.
Sorry. Runa
[03:51] ---
and as a fan, that makes me proud.
[03:54] ---
PLEASE START WITHOUT ME
[03:57] ---
Who would have thought it would
actually come to pass in this fashion?
[04:00] ---
If you don't mind, I'd like to ask your
permission to join your guild as well.
[04:02] ---
Um...
[04:06] ---
I'm sorry! I need to go
to the ladies' room!
[04:09] ---
Understood.
[04:13] ---
Episode 5
How About You Give Us
an Explanation
[04:22] ---
What's going on here?
[04:27] ---
Runa's not here.
[04:30] ---
And some guy I don't know
shows up at our meeting spot.
[04:34] ---
Lady Rurihime! You're in there,
aren't you, Lady Rurihime?
[04:37] ---
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
[04:37] ---
And he's convinced that I'm Rurihime!
[04:40] ---
But he's not listening to a word I say!
[04:40] ---
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
Lady Rurihime...
[04:52] ---
Coming!
[04:53] ---
SASAKI
[04:54] ---
Thanks for coming, Yamada!
[04:56] ---
Hello.
[04:57] ---
You're as handsome as ever!
[05:01] ---
All Runa does is hole up in her room,
playing games.
[05:05] ---
With an attitude like that, do you think
she can get into your high school?
[05:11] ---
Runa! Yamada's here to tutor you!
[05:15] ---
Yamada!
[05:17] ---
Hello.
[05:18] ---
All right, I'll leave you to it!
[05:21] ---
Okay.
[05:21] ---
Make sure you take this seriously!
[05:23] ---
I am, okay?
[05:28] ---
I've done all the drills you assigned.
[05:31] ---
See?
[05:31] ---
PRAISE ME
PRAISE ME
[05:32] ---
Runa, about today...
[05:34] ---
Huh?
[05:36] ---
Didn't you have somewhere to be?
[05:39] ---
Wh-Why do you ask?
[05:46] ---
Well, as long as you don't, it's fine.
[05:53] ---
AKANE
[05:57] ---
I don't have any other plans.
[06:02] ---
RUNA SASAKI
[06:08] ---
So Runa's not picking up.
[06:12] ---
Oh, boy.
[06:14] ---
What am I going to do?
[06:18] ---
Stuck here with a stranger, huh?
[06:23] ---
Excuse me? Lady Rurihime?
[06:26] ---
Huh?
[06:27] ---
What?
[06:29] ---
What?
[06:32] ---
Sorry to intrude, but you're in there,
correct, Lady Rurihime?
[06:37] ---
Isn't this the ladies' room?
Are you kidding me?
[06:41] ---
Lady Rurihime, are you all right?
[06:44] ---
Um, I kind of have a stomachache.
[06:50] ---
Aside from that,
this is the ladies' room, right?
[06:52] ---
Ah, I knew it! That's what I thought!
[06:54] ---
Um...
[06:55] ---
Since you were taking so long to get back,
[06:56] ---
this is, uh...
[06:57] ---
I was afraid
you'd passed out in the restroom.
[07:00] ---
Excuse me!
I'm pretty sure this is the ladies' room!
[07:09] ---
Lady Rurihime, could I trouble you
to open this door, perhaps?
[07:14] ---
Would you be so kind as to open the door?
[07:18] ---
Lady Rurihime...
[07:21] ---
It's not like...
[07:22] ---
not like it's any big deal.
[07:25] ---
And she might have left by now.
[07:27] ---
In other words, you stood her up?
[07:31] ---
I didn't stand her up.
[07:32] ---
I had a gamer friend go in my place.
[07:36] ---
Gamer friend?
[07:38] ---
This guy who's a rabid fan
of my brother's character.
[07:41] ---
When I invited him
through Brother's account,
[07:43] ---
he was beside himself with joy.
[07:48] ---
Yamada, where are you going?
[07:50] ---
Where did you ask her to meet you?
[07:52] ---
But why?
[07:53] ---
You're asking why?
[07:55] ---
How dangerous do you think this is?
[07:56] ---
I'm going to go check on her.
[07:57] ---
What about my session?
[07:59] ---
I'll be right back,
so work on your drills.
[08:01] ---
Come back!
[08:04] ---
What a surprise.
[08:07] ---
I BROUGHT YOU SOME SNACKS
[08:07] ---
I thought we had an automatic door!
[08:10] ---
Eita...
[08:19] ---
What's wrong?
[08:24] ---
Whoa, you really did message him
from my account!
[08:29] ---
This is beyond heinous.
[08:30] ---
Where are they meeting?
[08:36] ---
Let's see.
[08:37] ---
Hey, it's fairly close by.
[08:40] ---
Maybe 15 minutes or so from here by car?
[08:56] ---
Why?
[08:58] ---
Runa...
[09:04] ---
Runa...
[09:08] ---
Hey, Runa! What do you want to do today?
[09:16] ---
Why can't things stay the way they are?
[09:29] ---
Oh, no! Akane's been kidnapped
by antisocial forces with scars!
[09:34] ---
Is that true?
[09:36] ---
Oh, dear! Agane! Agane...
[09:41] ---
I may have embellished the story a tad!
[09:45] ---
Akane!
[09:48] ---
Thanks for driving us, Mr. Kamota!
[09:51] ---
Mr. Kamota, you were supposed
to take a right at the light.
[09:54] ---
PROTECTION CHARM FOR SAFE DRIVING
[09:59] ---
Mr. Kamota, we're moving away.
[10:05] ---
You have to apologize to Akanecchi
when you see her—
[10:08] ---
I'm not apologizing!
[10:11] ---
Enough is enough. This is exactly
why people don't like you at school.
[10:17] ---
Who cares?
[10:18] ---
I've got 300 friends online.
[10:21] ---
Oh, Akane!
What are we going to do, Yamada?
[10:25] ---
Mr. Kamota, keep your eyes on the road.
[10:31] ---
Everyone's always going, "Akane, Akane..."
It's so stupid!
[10:35] ---
In the first place, why did you let her
into the guild without my permission?
[10:39] ---
Listen up.
[10:40] ---
IT'S MY GUILD...
[10:42] ---
Know what happens when the old-timers
remove the newbies?
[10:45] ---
The content gets staler and staler.
[10:48] ---
Be more generous.
[10:50] ---
What's up with that?
[10:54] ---
She tried to be your friend, didn't she?
[11:01] ---
Next Saturday, right?
[11:04] ---
Yes, sounds good!
[11:16] ---
All righty, how about we split up
and search for her?
[11:18] ---
Akane! Akane!
[11:20] ---
Mr. Kamota, you're heavy.
[11:22] ---
Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where?
[11:24] ---
Hey, there she is.
[11:26] ---
So fast! I can't believe you spotted her.
[11:29] ---
Yeah.
[11:32] ---
But she...
[11:35] ---
seems a little...
[11:40] ---
Aka—
[11:42] ---
Akane!
[11:47] ---
Huh?
[11:48] ---
Akane! Akane!
I'm so relieved that you're okay!
[11:51] ---
Mr. Kamota?
[11:53] ---
You're safe now!
Now let the grownup take it from here!
[11:59] ---
And who might you be?
[12:01] ---
I'm Takezo Kamota, the owner
of the Kamota Strawberry Farm!
[12:04] ---
I have a lawyer friend,
I'll have you know!
[12:07] ---
I won't back down
before violence or threats!
[12:10] ---
Let's battle this out in court!
[12:14] ---
Are you okay, Akanecchi?
[12:18] ---
Eita! And Yamada too?
[12:21] ---
What are you doing here?
[12:22] ---
We heard that Runa invited some stranger.
[12:25] ---
We were worried
and came to check on you.
[12:29] ---
Your leg. What happened?
[12:31] ---
Oh... this?
[12:34] ---
Forgive me. I'm to blame.
[12:36] ---
Because I startled her
in the ladies' room.
[12:39] ---
How about you give us an explanation?
[12:42] ---
Personal space.
[12:46] ---
Fearing that Lady Rurihime
might have fainted in the ladies' room,
[12:49] ---
I thought I'd bring her some medicine.
[12:57] ---
Lady Rurihime,
are you unable to open the door?
[13:01] ---
In that case...
[13:03] ---
Excuse me for sliding it under the door.
[13:04] ---
PAIN RELIEVER
[13:06] ---
Huh?
[13:10] ---
Ow...
[13:11] ---
Lady Rurihime?
[13:13] ---
Lady Rurihime?
[13:14] ---
SEVERE PAIN
[13:15] ---
PAIN RELIEVER
[13:16] ---
In this way...
[13:18] ---
after receiving an excessive shock,
she slammed her shin against the toilet.
[13:23] ---
Who wouldn't have been shocked
out of their mind by that?
[13:23] ---
AND IT'S STILL KILLING ME NOW!!
[13:26] ---
How strange.
When a woman seems indisposed
[13:28] ---
and shuts herself in the restroom,
[13:30] ---
one must silently
offer her pain relievers,
[13:32] ---
or so I was told by my mother.
[13:33] ---
Don't act on half-baked knowledge like that!
[13:36] ---
First, don't barge into the ladies' room!
[13:39] ---
You are extremely rude, do you know that?
[13:41] ---
Who are you to Rurihime, exactly?
[13:43] ---
Not something I want to tell you.
[13:46] ---
Just do whatever you want.
[13:54] ---
Hey!
[13:57] ---
I hear you were worried
and came to check on me?
[13:59] ---
Thanks for doing that.
[14:01] ---
No... I'm sorry.
[14:03] ---
Huh?
[14:05] ---
Why are you apologizing, Yamada?
[14:07] ---
Well, if I'd told you that I
would be tutoring Runa today...
[14:11] ---
So you're Runa's tutor, Yamada?
[14:14] ---
Yes.
[14:15] ---
Oh, I see! So that's why Runa
couldn't make it today.
[14:19] ---
Actually...
[14:20] ---
- I don't know about that.
- So that was it!
[14:56] ---
Huh?
[14:58] ---
Runa?
[15:00] ---
Runa!
[15:01] ---
AGAIN...
[15:04] ---
Ow!
[15:21] ---
Huh?
[15:24] ---
Did you hurt yourself?
[15:28] ---
What?
[15:31] ---
I'm sor—
[15:32] ---
Runa...
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come with me.
[15:38] ---
You're in for a lecture.
[15:44] ---
I'm not saving you.
[15:46] ---
That was a really dangerous prank
that you pulled.
[15:48] ---
You need to think about what you did.
[15:51] ---
Come on.
[15:59] ---
Ow! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[16:04] ---
Akanecchi?
[16:05] ---
All of a sudden, my stomach hurts!
[16:07] ---
Stomach? Not your leg?
[16:09] ---
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
[16:12] ---
It's like the pain shifted to my stomach.
[16:16] ---
Perhaps it would help to take
the medication that I gave you earlier?
[16:20] ---
Look, you, don't even think
about talking to Akane!
[16:23] ---
So he's still here.
[16:24] ---
UGH...
[16:25] ---
Those are useless. They'd have no effect.
[16:29] ---
Only Category-1 OTC pain relievers
dispensed by a pharmacist
[16:33] ---
would work on this pain.
[16:34] ---
Category-1, huh?
[16:36] ---
If you walk towards the station
about 500 meters,
[16:39] ---
there's a drugstore to the right.
[16:41] ---
Uh, right! I'll head over right now!
[16:43] ---
No, I'll go!
[16:47] ---
Rub my stomach, will you?
[16:50] ---
Oh, and since I'd worry about Eita
going shopping on his own...
[16:53] ---
Yamada and Mr. Kamota,
could you please go with him?
[16:56] ---
As for you, please take a hike!
[17:37] ---
So, Runa, what level are you?
[17:42] ---
What?
[17:43] ---
Oh, sorry, I was talking about FOS.
[17:46] ---
Um, two are max level,
and the others, I don't keep track of.
[17:50] ---
What? Then I guess we can't
go hunting together, can we?
[17:54] ---
Since my level's too low.
[17:57] ---
We can't if the level difference
is too great, right?
[17:59] ---
I asked Yamada once,
and he turned me down!
[18:02] ---
Hunt together?
[18:04] ---
There's too much
of a level difference, so...
[18:06] ---
it's not worth the XP penalty.
[18:09] ---
That wouldn't really bother me.
[18:11] ---
And I've got
a low-level character too, so...
[18:16] ---
Then let's go hunting together sometime!
[18:19] ---
My Job Class is Paladin,
but Runa, are you—
[18:22] ---
How can you talk like nothing happened?
[18:25] ---
You didn't think it was weird,
getting stood up?
[18:28] ---
Uh, um...
[18:32] ---
I ditched you on purpose!
[18:34] ---
I wanted to put you on the spot!
[18:35] ---
Because I don't like you, Akane!
[18:38] ---
I wanted you to leave the guild!
[18:41] ---
I thought if I sent over someone weird,
you wouldn't like online games anymore!
[18:46] ---
Well, I did think it was kind of strange.
[18:50] ---
AH, I SEE....
[18:57] ---
Did you hurt yourself?
[19:08] ---
I think I'll leave the lecturing
to your brother.
[19:14] ---
After all, I came here today
to get closer to you.
[19:21] ---
You guys are all such great people...
[19:23] ---
so these days, I've been so happy
that I got to join this guild.
[19:28] ---
But I know that they're
your precious friends, right, Runa?
[19:34] ---
So today I came to ask you
to let me in, too. Into your circle!
[20:04] ---
I'm sorry.
[20:08] ---
I'm sorry I was mean to you!
[20:23] ---
Adolescent girls sure are a handful, huh?
[20:26] ---
MEDICINE
[20:27] ---
Who would have thought
she'd lash out so hard at Akane?
[20:32] ---
Really, I'm at the end of my rope!
[20:34] ---
To think she was
so obedient and cute as a child.
[20:38] ---
I don't know
what I'm going to do with her.
[20:59] ---
Welcome back!
[21:02] ---
Hey!
[21:04] ---
Is your stomach okay now, Akane?
[21:07] ---
What? Oh, right! Yes, all better now!
[21:11] ---
I guess because Runa rubbed it for me?
[22:53] ---
That was some disaster, right?
[22:54] ---
Huh?
[22:55] ---
You were looking forward to today,
only to get pranked by Runa.
[23:00] ---
Oh, that.
[23:02] ---
Well, I could have just turned around and
gone home when I saw a stranger here.
[23:07] ---
Sure, it did tick me off a little,
[23:10] ---
but I was more disappointed
that we just didn't get to hang out.
[23:15] ---
Yeah, but just watch me!
[23:17] ---
I may be hopeless at romance...
[23:20] ---
but I'm pretty good
at making friends with other girls!
[23:24] ---
So I bet I can get closer to her
one of these days!
[23:29] ---
That's my Lady Rurihime!
[23:30] ---
Whoa!
[23:31] ---
Your kindness is as rumored!
It is truly that of a Muse!
[23:32] ---
YOU'RE STILL HERE
[23:35] ---
Please go out with me
with marriage in mind!
[23:37] ---
Please go home!
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