E8 - If That Happened, That Would Be…

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] ---
    THE 53RD TOSEI FESTIVAL
[00:09] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[00:11] ---
    There she is!
[00:12] ---
    Akane! You're late!
[00:14] ---
    Sorry!
[00:20] ---
    I got called in to work
    all of sudden last night.
[00:24] ---
    Then I had to work on my paper,
    so I hardly got any sleep.
[00:28] ---
    Seriously?
[00:29] ---
    Convenience stores are so understaffed.
    It's a tough job!
[00:33] ---
    Hey!
[00:34] ---
    You guys!
[00:36] ---
    CLASS 2-B
    CREPES
[00:36] ---
    CUTE...
[00:36] ---
    HE'S CUTE
[00:36] ---
    Let's get going!
[00:37] ---
    Ohh! So cute!
[00:40] ---
    That person with the rabbit ears
    and looking overjoyed,
[00:43] ---
    is that Eita?
[00:44] ---
    He's got a horde of girls snapping him.
[00:46] ---
    Well, Eita's a huge fan
    of these festivals.
[00:50] ---
    Huh? Wait up! Wait up, will you?
[00:54] ---
    I said wait up!
[00:57] ---
    CLASS 3-E
    COSPLAY CAFE
[01:06] ---
    So this is Yamada's school, huh?
[02:40] ---
    Episode 8:
    If That Happened,That Would Be...
[02:44] ---
    Would you look at all these stalls?
[02:47] ---
    SPONSOR
[02:47] ---
    Hey, Runa, is there
    something you'd like to eat?
[02:50] ---
    Runa doesn't want anything.
[02:51] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    Runa's nervous because
    she's taking the entrance exam
[02:59] ---
    for this school next year.
[03:00] ---
    Oh.
[03:02] ---
    Runa! Relax!
[03:04] ---
    This could be an opportunity
    to get familiar with this place!
[03:06] ---
    Runa's insecure, so she can't.
[03:14] ---
    CLASS 2-B
    MAID CAFE
[03:15] ---
    Welcome!
[03:18] ---
    Yay! I want to go!
[03:21] ---
    I want to go! I want to go! I want to go!
[03:21] ---
    HAUNTED HOUSE
[03:23] ---
    - Ohh.
    - I want to go! I want to go!
[03:24] ---
    - Go on, you two!
    - I want to go!
[03:26] ---
    Two patients are here.
    I'm sending them in!
[03:29] ---
    Hey...
[03:32] ---
    Where should we go, then?
[03:34] ---
    TAKOYAKI
    SO DELISH
    IN THE QUAD
[03:36] ---
    COSPLAY CAFE
    CLASS 3-F
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    My stomach hurts.
[03:48] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    I'm so nervous, my stomach hurts!
[03:53] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[03:54] ---
    If I'm this fragile,
    I'll fail the entrance exams—
[03:57] ---
    Okay, stop right there.
[03:59] ---
    Let's go to the restroom.
[04:09] ---
    Mr. Kamota and I
    just exited the haunted house!
[04:12] ---
    Let's meet up in about 15 minutes!
[04:16] ---
    Okay.
[04:17] ---
    Okay
[04:19] ---
    I wonder if Yamada's
    going to join us at some point?
[04:22] ---
    NOT THAT I'VE HEARD ANYTHING...
[04:23] ---
    I think I'll ask him.
[04:28] ---
    Wait, if I ask him, he might think
    that I want to see him or something.
[04:34] ---
    Well, I'll find out later without asking,
    so never mind!
[04:40] ---
    ACCEPTED TO THE CITY ATHLETIC TOURNAMENT
    CONGRATULATIONS
[04:40] ---
    What a shock!
[04:41] ---
    Are you all right?
[04:42] ---
    It fell apart!
[04:43] ---
    Oh, man, are you okay?
    We'll take care of it.
[04:47] ---
    Thanks!
[04:50] ---
    Bring it into the classroom.
[04:54] ---
    - Yamada—
    - Yamada!
[04:57] ---
    Kishida from Ethics class is taking part
[04:58] ---
    in the first-years'
    fighting game tournament,
[05:00] ---
    but his moves are totally insane!
[05:05] ---
    He's kind of...
[05:06] ---
    HE'S SMILING...
[05:07] ---
    hard to approach right now.
[05:08] ---
    NOWHERE TO PUT
    HER HAND
[05:10] ---
    Oh, we're bringing those inside?
    Let me help out.
[05:11] ---
    Will he look this way, maybe?
[05:14] ---
    Hey, Yamada...
[05:18] ---
    Oh. There he goes.
[05:25] ---
    Oh, well, it is what it is.
[05:27] ---
    He seemed busy, anyway.
[05:28] ---
    Of course he wouldn't notice me.
[05:34] ---
    For heaven's sake...
[05:37] ---
    I told them to start putting away
    the boxes they were done with first,
[05:41] ---
    but they're just leaving them out.
[05:42] ---
    Everyone's so sloppy, right?
[05:45] ---
    Tsubaki, is it all right
    if I step out for a minute?
[05:48] ---
    Hmm? I don't have a problem with that,
    but where are you going?
[05:52] ---
    Nowhere special.
[05:59] ---
    She's been in there a while.
[06:02] ---
    I think I'll go check on her.
[06:16] ---
    Are you alone?
[06:23] ---
    You noticed that I was here?
[06:27] ---
    Yes. I was going to call out to you,
    but then we had some trouble.
[06:35] ---
    Anyway, why are you alone?
[06:41] ---
    Why...
[06:43] ---
    are you smiling?
[06:47] ---
    Oh... it's nothing.
[07:00] ---
    Runa seems to have a case of the nerves,
    so she's been in the restroom.
[07:04] ---
    But I'm getting worried
    since it's been a while,
[07:07] ---
    so I was just about to go check on her.
[07:16] ---
    I can't do it.
[07:18] ---
    There's no way that I can make it
    through the real entrance exam like this.
[07:22] ---
    I JUST CAN'T HANDLE PRESSURE
[07:22] ---
    You don't have a fever, so just lie down,
    and we'll see how it goes.
[07:28] ---
    Yamada... what are you doing?
[07:31] ---
    I'm letting Eita know—
[07:34] ---
    Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
[07:35] ---
    Don't tell Eita about this!
    He's so going to take me home!
[07:38] ---
    I can't not tell him.
[07:39] ---
    But I haven't eaten anything yummy yet,
    and I haven't had any fun!
[07:43] ---
    I thought you had a stomachache.
[07:45] ---
    But I want to eat all kinds of food here!
[07:47] ---
    That's why I haven't eaten a thing
    since last night, you know!
[07:51] ---
    That must be the cause!
[07:52] ---
    Oh! Then I'll just go buy
    some stuff for you.
[07:55] ---
    I TOTALLY FORGOT,
    BUT I'M YOUR SPONSOR
[07:55] ---
    So that you can have it
    once you're feeling better, okay?
[08:01] ---
    In that case...
[08:03] ---
    I want a crepe,
    a cheese dog, and takoyaki.
[08:07] ---
    And they were selling
    pork miso soup in the courtyard,
[08:10] ---
    so I want some of that, too.
[08:11] ---
    And I just have to have
    a limited edition festival T-shirt.
[08:14] ---
    Sure, sure.
[08:16] ---
    AKANE
[08:16] ---
    Where do they sell
    the festival tees?
[08:18] ---
    YAMADA
[08:18] ---
    I'll take you there.
[08:20] ---
    See you later.
[08:26] ---
    Yamada, is it okay for you
    not to be working with your classmates?
[08:29] ---
    Hey, look! Look at that!
[08:31] ---
    Yes. I was going to take off
    in the afternoon, anyway.
[08:31] ---
    Hey, who's that?
[08:33] ---
    No way! His girlfriend?
[08:34] ---
    For real?
[08:35] ---
    I'm glad to hear that.
[08:38] ---
    It's backstage work,
    so we're pretty free once it's underway.
[08:39] ---
    No way, he's with someone!
[08:41] ---
    I thought Yamada didn't have a girlfriend.
[08:42] ---
    Oh, really?
    What's your class doing, Yamada?
[08:47] ---
    We teamed up with the class next door
    to make a giant labyrinth outside.
[08:52] ---
    Anyway...
[08:53] ---
    Is that his girlfriend?
[08:53] ---
    BED OF NAILS
[08:53] ---
    are people totally staring at us?
[08:54] ---
    - No!
    - Who is that woman?
[08:56] ---
    Oh, you noticed, too? Thank goodness!
[09:00] ---
    Feels like a knife to the back.
    I'm going to walk ahead.
[09:04] ---
    - Oh, sorry.
    - Hey.
[09:07] ---
    Hey, Yamada! So you've been
    wandering around here, huh?
[09:10] ---
    I hear you're finally taking part
    in the pageant this year!
[09:13] ---
    So you couldn't quite escape it
    for the whole three years, huh?
[09:17] ---
    Yeah.
[09:28] ---
    POW POW POW
[09:29] ---
    Look at you! You're with a girl? Hey!
[09:32] ---
    I always thought you were a perverse guy,
    not caring how popular you were,
[09:35] ---
    YAMADA... STAND UP
    FOR YOURSELF A LITTLE...
[09:36] ---
    but I'm changing my tune now, you punk!
[09:38] ---
    Hey, Yamada! Yamada, hey!
[09:41] ---
    Huh? I've never seen you before.
[09:43] ---
    Which high school do you go to?
[09:45] ---
    Oh, no. I'm a college student, and—
[09:48] ---
    Older?
[09:48] ---
    TOO CLOSE...
[09:49] ---
    - Older?
    - Older?
[09:50] ---
    I see! You like older women, then?
    Good for you!
[09:52] ---
    Older?
[09:56] ---
    You've made me really happy, you know!
[09:59] ---
    Wow. He was totally
    a jock-type of teacher, huh?
[10:00] ---
    Well! Who knew that
    Yamada, of all people,
[10:03] ---
    would go
    for older women?
[10:03] ---
    He's my P.E. teacher.
[10:04] ---
    AT A LOSS
    FOR WORDS
[10:05] ---
    Oh?
[10:08] ---
    Yamada!
[10:14] ---
    Is that person your girlfriend?
[10:16] ---
    PEEP PEEP PEEP
[10:16] ---
    - How long have you been dating?
    - Who is she?
[10:18] ---
    Do you prefer older women?
[10:20] ---
    Who are they?
[10:21] ---
    First years, I think?
    Going by the color of their shoes.
[10:24] ---
    Gotta hand it to the youth...
[10:27] ---
    Um, I'm not his girlfriend.
[10:29] ---
    Oh!
[10:31] ---
    So you're really not dating, then?
[10:32] ---
    Is that true?
[10:33] ---
    Then why are you together?
[10:35] ---
    Yamada! Why is that?
[10:37] ---
    Who is this person?
[10:38] ---
    It's not true
    that you like older women, right?
[10:47] ---
    RAGGED...
[10:47] ---
    INTERROGATED
    BY NUMEROUS GIRLS
    ALONG THE WAY
[10:47] ---
    We finally made it out of the building.
[10:50] ---
    I'm totally exhausted.
[10:54] ---
    Hey!
[10:55] ---
    Oh, there's Akito, too!
[10:58] ---
    We bought tons of stuff!
[11:03] ---
    Runa's got a stomachache again?
[11:06] ---
    Huh? Akanecchi, did you just age?
[11:09] ---
    Listen, both of you! It was such an ordeal
    just getting here, you know!
[11:14] ---
    We got the festival tee that Runa wanted!
[11:14] ---
    Let me guess, the campus was abuzz
    because Akito was with a girl, am I right?
[11:18] ---
    And here's a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
    and also—also...
[11:18] ---
    Same thing happened to Runa last year.
[11:20] ---
    Well, this was no joke!
[11:22] ---
    You should have seen their eyes!
[11:24] ---
    It's like it was even less convincing
    because I'm not his girlfriend!
[11:26] ---
    WHAT DO THEY
    WANT ME TO DO?
[11:27] ---
    SMIRK
[11:27] ---
    I wish I could have seen that.
[11:29] ---
    You swaggering about
    as you crush the hopes of every girl!
[11:32] ---
    That's not it! It was a misunderstanding!
[11:36] ---
    Well, then, if you're
    going to get death stares anyway,
[11:38] ---
    don't you think you might as well...
[11:41] ---
    just start dating?
[11:46] ---
    DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT AS WELL
    JUST START DATING?
[11:50] ---
    Right, Akito?
[11:58] ---
    Well... well...
[12:00] ---
    yeah, I guess.
[12:02] ---
    Huh?
[12:03] ---
    - Akanecchi's so cheery. Isn't she great?
    - What? What are you—
[12:06] ---
    I guess so.
[12:07] ---
    Her hobby's online gaming,
    so you're like a perfect match.
[12:08] ---
    Hey! You're so out of line—
[12:09] ---
    I guess so.
[12:11] ---
    All right! You're officially a couple!
[12:13] ---
    Just kidding!
[12:20] ---
    A-Akanecchi.
[12:28] ---
    S-Sorry!
[12:30] ---
    Huh?
[12:31] ---
    I was just kidding!
[12:33] ---
    What?
[12:34] ---
    REALIZING IT WAS A JOKE,
    HE THINKS HE PLAYED ALONG LIKE A PRO
[12:34] ---
    Sorry! Sorry!
    I was just teasing Akito, okay?
[12:36] ---
    STILL HASN'T
    CAUGHT ON
[12:37] ---
    Oh... kidding.
[12:39] ---
    That's right!
    Sorry, okay?
[12:46] ---
    Whoa.
[12:48] ---
    I've got some shopping to do!
    Runa's food!
[12:50] ---
    A-Akanecchi!
[12:52] ---
    Akane.
[12:57] ---
    I hate you, Eita!
[13:01] ---
    Don't you give me
    a hard time too, Yamada!
[13:04] ---
    Damn it!
[13:07] ---
    Oh, crap. I was just messing with Akito,
    but I ended up hurting Akenecchi, too.
[13:11] ---
    You two wait here, okay?
    I'm going to go apologize to her.
[13:36] ---
    In a situation like that, I should have...
[13:40] ---
    Don't you think
    you might as well just start dating?
[13:43] ---
    Right, right. That's enough joking around.
[13:46] ---
    That would have been the right response.
[13:52] ---
    But...
[13:57] ---
    What's wrong with me?
    Why am I reacting in this crazy way?
[14:02] ---
    Yamada sure had a blank stare on his face.
[14:07] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[14:09] ---
    RETRO CAFE
[14:11] ---
    I-I'm so sorry!
[14:12] ---
    STARE...
[14:14] ---
    Please walk slowly through the halls.
[14:18] ---
    Yamada?
[14:20] ---
    Hey! Wait.
[14:22] ---
    Don't run!
[14:29] ---
    Hey, Yamada. Is that person with you?
[14:36] ---
    Akane!
[14:38] ---
    Please just stop for now.
[14:52] ---
    The stairs... it's not safe.
[14:58] ---
    Don't make her run, okay?
[15:10] ---
    What happened just now,
    sorry about that.
[15:12] ---
    My name...
[15:14] ---
    you said it for the first time!
[15:16] ---
    What? No, that can't be true.
[15:19] ---
    But it is true!
    I'm sure it's the first time!
[15:22] ---
    You've gone so long
    without calling me by my name,
[15:25] ---
    I was secretly convinced that you
    didn't know my name in the first place!
[15:27] ---
    I KNOW
    YOUR NAME
[15:29] ---
    AS MY LEADING
    HYPOTHESIS!!
[15:30] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[15:32] ---
    Who's that girl?
[15:32] ---
    So... about what just happened...
[15:34] ---
    - Yamada's with a girl.
    - Are you kidding me?
[15:45] ---
    Come over here with me!
[15:49] ---
    Sorry to drag you to a deserted area.
[15:53] ---
    I couldn't ignore
    those murderous looks behind my back.
[15:55] ---
    Is that what you felt?
[15:57] ---
    OKAY, NO ONE'S AROUND...
[16:00] ---
    Sorry about what happened before.
[16:04] ---
    I had no intention of teasing you.
[16:08] ---
    I knew that Eita was joking around again,
    so I started to just—
[16:12] ---
    H-Hold up!
[16:14] ---
    It's not like I'm mad,
    so let's not talk about this anymore!
[16:16] ---
    What?
[16:18] ---
    You're not mad?
[16:21] ---
    But a second ago, you were clearly mad.
[16:23] ---
    I wasn't, okay? I really wasn't!
[16:26] ---
    It's just that...
[16:28] ---
    I-I guess I was a little embarrassed...
[16:32] ---
    so I ended up...
[16:33] ---
    SORRY...
[16:35] ---
    saying those things.
[16:39] ---
    Huh? Sorry, which part
    made you feel embarrassed?
[16:44] ---
    Can you please not ask about that?
[16:48] ---
    So you really aren't mad?
[16:54] ---
    I told you, I'm not mad at all.
[17:00] ---
    I'm glad to hear that.
[17:12] ---
    All right, do you want to go shopping?
[17:15] ---
    What if...
[17:19] ---
    if I'd taken Eita's joke seriously and
    said, "Okay, I'll start dating Yamada"?
[17:30] ---
    If I'd said that,
    what would you have done, Yamada?
[18:03] ---
    Just—Just kidding!
[18:06] ---
    Someone might actually take it seriously,
    just like that,
[18:09] ---
    so you shouldn't joke
    about romantic stuff!
[18:12] ---
    Got that?
[18:13] ---
    - Yes.
    - All right! Come on, then!
[18:17] ---
    Something's wrong with me!
    Something's wrong with me!
[18:20] ---
    If that happened, that would be...
[18:24] ---
    a real honor.
[18:32] ---
    But for a nobody like me,
[18:35] ---
    you're like a prize that I can't reach,
[18:39] ---
    so I've never really thought about it.
[18:42] ---
    A PRIZE THAT HE
    CAN'T REACH
[18:42] ---
    Yamada!
[18:46] ---
    What? Are you being serious with me?
[18:48] ---
    ALTHOUGH IT IS
    KIND OF INTERESTING
[18:49] ---
    Yes.
[18:52] ---
    That's how you've been seeing me?
[18:56] ---
    Yes.
[19:02] ---
    What were we supposed to buy again?
[19:08] ---
    Wait for me!
[19:11] ---
    A crepe, a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
    and pork miso soup.
[19:18] ---
    Also, I think you're
    a pretty fun guy, Yamada!
[19:21] ---
    For real?
[20:57] ---
    I'm begging you! Please enter
    the pageant this year, Yamada!
[21:01] ---
    No, I'm telling you, it's not happening.
[21:02] ---
    Come on, don't be like that!
[21:04] ---
    Just look outside the classroom!
[21:10] ---
    - See?
    - Not doing it.
[21:11] ---
    TOSEI FESTIVAL
    STARTS IN 1 DAY
[21:11] ---
    Please! This is our last festival!
[21:13] ---
    We want our last festival
    to be the most memorable of all!
[21:17] ---
    That's right!
[21:18] ---
    I guess being too handsome
    can be a headache, too.
[21:21] ---
    And he's an awesome gamer, too.
    That's cheating!
[21:27] ---
    Isn't it about time
    you put a stop to that?
[21:31] ---
    If you say so.
[21:35] ---
    I'm in!
[21:37] ---
    Huh?
[21:41] ---
    Okamoto, what do you think you're doing?
[21:43] ---
    Hey, just leave it to me!
[21:45] ---
    THE DAY OF THE TOSEI FESTIVAL
[21:49] ---
    And now the moment
    you've all been waiting for!
[21:50] ---
    MR. TOSEI FESTIVAL PAGEANT
[21:52] ---
    The guy who's refused to enter
    the Mr. Tousei Pageant
[21:54] ---
    for two years running!
[21:56] ---
    Here he is now!
[22:02] ---
    Entry number six!
[22:05] ---
    Class 3-A, Akito Yamada!
[22:18] ---
    Now batting for Yamada,
    pinch hitter Okamoto!
[22:26] ---
    Play ball!
[22:42] ---
    Where's Yamada?
[22:43] ---
    Take a hike, Okamoto!
[22:45] ---
    No one asked for you!
[22:47] ---
    Right, my favorite foods
    are hamburgers and fries.
[22:50] ---
    And I can't stand campers and snipers.
[22:52] ---
    I'm Takeaki Okamoto!
[22:54] ---
    Vote for me!
[22:55] ---
    Let's go, Okamoto!
[22:58] ---
    Come on, Okamoto!
[23:00] ---
    Are you serious?
[23:01] ---
    - We want to see Yamada!
    - Go, Okamoto!
[23:04] ---
    Make this place rock in Yamada's place!
[23:06] ---
    What's a camper?
[23:08] ---
    Please follow the rules for cheering!
[23:13] ---
    At least buy him a hamburger later.
[23:16] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[23:24] ---
    Let your big bro have some, too.
[23:25] ---
    Huh!
[23:26] ---
    Big Bro is hungry!
[23:28] ---
    Huh!
[23:29] ---
    Just one bite!
[23:30] ---
    Ready? Ahh!
[23:31] ---
    Creepy!
[23:33] ---
    Huh?
[23:35] ---
    SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY OUT THERE