E1 - This is Why I Can't Stand Gamer Guys!

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[00:13] ---
    Sorry, Akane.
[00:15] ---
    Hmm?
[00:16] ---
    I... met a girl that I like.
[00:28] ---
    Well...
[00:31] ---
    I did think
    that he'd been acting cold lately.
[02:07] ---
    THIS IS WHY I CAN’T STAND GAMER GUYS!
[02:10] ---
    What?
[02:11] ---
    You lost your boyfriend
    to a girl in an online game?
[02:13] ---
    TONKOTSU
[02:15] ---
    That's so funny!
    What's up with that?
[02:17] ---
    Momo, you don't have to shout.
[02:19] ---
    So this game...
[02:21] ---
    It's the computer game you guys
    play together, right?
[02:24] ---
    That's the one.
[02:25] ---
    Wow, who knew that
    could happen in a game?
[02:30] ---
    Akane?
[02:32] ---
    You should play this game with me!
[02:35] ---
    Oh, really? What is this?
[02:37] ---
    It's an online game that just came out!
[02:40] ---
    I admit that I thought
    he was something of a gamer,
[02:43] ---
    but I never dreamed that he'd
    cheat on me with a girl in the game.
[02:45] ---
    TAKUMA FURUKAWA
[02:45] ---
    Akane, I'm so sorry.
    Also, I forgot to mention this,
    but that equipment I lent you...
    Could you return it to our shared storage?
    It’s a pretty rare type of equipment.
    I'm really sorry!
    I'm counting on you...
[02:45] ---
    AKANE
    Oh, okay.
[02:46] ---
    And just look
    at the last message he sent me.
[02:49] ---
    Hmm?
[02:52] ---
    Jeez, that's harsh.
[02:54] ---
    What are you supposed to say to that?
[02:57] ---
    But, hey, breaking up
    was the right move!
[03:00] ---
    I know you’re still hurting
    right now, Akane.
[03:05] ---
    I've got classes this afternoon,
    so I'm out of here.
[03:09] ---
    Don't sit around dejected forever, okay?
[03:11] ---
    Make sure you come to class!
[03:14] ---
    Staying cooped up
    is only going to make it worse!
[03:33] ---
    It's not like I'm going to die
    because I got dumped.
[03:37] ---
    Life's going to go on.
[03:39] ---
    And I can't cut too many classes, either.
[03:41] ---
    I need to start working soon, too.
[03:45] ---
    I wonder if he retrieved
    that equipment yet?
[03:50] ---
    NOTICE OF MAINTENANCE...
[03:55] ---
    I was never into games before...
[03:58] ---
    SELECT CHARACTER
[03:59] ---
    but if it meant that we
    could have fun together,
[04:01] ---
    that was
    good enough for me.
[04:04] ---
    Hey, he's already unfriended me.
[04:07] ---
    Well, that was fast.
[04:09] ---
    IRRITATED
[04:09] ---
    But...
[04:10] ---
    I wish I hadn't spent money on this game
    if we were going to break up anyway.
[04:13] ---
    I bought 3,000 yen worth
    of in-game clothes!
[04:15] ---
    All that's left is this character
    that I've leveled up for nothing.
[04:16] ---
    Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[04:16] ---
    OUTRAGED HUNTING FRENZY
[04:21] ---
    Power...
[04:26] ---
    Strike!
[04:27] ---
    Um...
[04:30] ---
    Hmm?
[04:38] ---
    Huh?
[04:39] ---
    Who's this Noh mask afro guy again?
[04:41] ---
    He seems kind of familiar.
[04:44] ---
    LovesMeat
    ema
    FreeToPlay
[04:44] ---
    Akane
    MatchaPudding
    Yamada
    meimei
    takezo
    Rurihime
[04:45] ---
    Oh.
[04:46] ---
    It's my guild-mate.
[04:48] ---
    Yamada.
[04:51] ---
    Good morning, Yamada.
[04:52] ---
    Akane > Good morning, Yamada.
[05:05] ---
    Yamada > Hello.
[05:07] ---
    Yamada > Hello.
    Akane > Are you out hunting, too, Yamada??
[05:19] ---
    Yamada > Yes.
[05:22] ---
    Yeah, that's him, all right.
[05:25] ---
    I thought he was kind of aloof
    and unsociable.
[05:28] ---
    Yamada > Yes.
[05:29] ---
    I mean, who takes two whole minutes
    to write "hello" and "yes"?
[05:33] ---
    Yamada > Are you going
    for the Prophet's Stone?
[05:36] ---
    Akane > What's that?
[05:41] ---
    Yamada > It's a rare item that has
    only a 0.01% chance of dropping.
[05:44] ---
    Not to mention, he looks like
    a hardcore game addict. To answer him...
[05:46] ---
    0.01%...
[05:49] ---
    No, I'm not.
[05:50] ---
    I was hunting because my boyfriend
    just dumped me and I was annoyed!
[05:54] ---
    And can you believe it?
[05:56] ---
    Apparently, it's thanks to this game
    that I got cheated on in the first place!
[05:59] ---
    How awful is that?
[06:02] ---
    TWO MINUTES LATER
[06:05] ---
    Oh...
[06:06] ---
    is that right?
[06:08] ---
    Yamada > Oh, is that right?
[06:09] ---
    Yamada > If you're not going for the rare item,
    can you let me have this hunting ground?
[06:13] ---
    So you have zero interest
    in chatting with me!
[06:17] ---
    Not on your life!
[06:19] ---
    I was here first, so that means that you
    should leave this hunting ground to me!
[06:24] ---
    I was told that that's
    hunting ground etiquette!
[06:24] ---
    ANGER HONORIFICS
[06:26] ---
    I'm sure this won't interest you...
[06:26] ---
    I'm sure this won't interest you,
[06:28] ---
    but I'm heartbroken after a breakup.
[06:30] ---
    I'm going to use this hunting ground
    as an outlet for my stress!
[06:34] ---
    Please try for the Prophet's Stone
    in some other channel!
[06:36] ---
    Because no way am I
    ever giving up this spot!
[06:39] ---
    Akane > Because no way am I
    ever giving up this spot!
[06:45] ---
    Oh, no.
[06:46] ---
    I was so annoyed that I lashed out
    at this stranger with an afro.
[06:50] ---
    Well, yes.
[06:53] ---
    You're right.
[06:54] ---
    Yamada > I'm not interested.
[06:58] ---
    I hate you, Yamada!
[06:59] ---
    I'm so going to log out
    after you leave!
[07:02] ---
    This is why I can't stand gamer guys!
[07:09] ---
    Huh?
[07:10] ---
    1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT TO BE HELD
    With avatars and various gifts for attendees
    We'll be handing out Prophet Stone (Purple)
    PIN Codes, too
[07:11] ---
    An event?
[07:13] ---
    With avatars and various gifts
    for attendees.
[07:16] ---
    Hey...
[07:18] ---
    it's nearby.
[07:26] ---
    Akane...
[07:27] ---
    let's stay together forever!
[07:31] ---
    Okay!
[07:39] ---
    Sorry.
[07:40] ---
    I met someone else that I like
    in that game.
[07:49] ---
    And she says that she likes me, too.
[07:55] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[07:58] ---
    You're already going out
    with that girl, aren't you?
[08:05] ---
    Will they be going
    to this event together, too?
[08:12] ---
    Damn it.
[08:15] ---
    Am I just going to go down
    as the one who got dumped?
[08:20] ---
    - Akane!
    - Huh?
[08:22] ---
    So you're finally showing up for class?
[08:24] ---
    Are you over him now?
[08:25] ---
    Momo!
[08:27] ---
    Hey, Momo,
[08:29] ---
    come shopping with me today
    for clothes and shoes!
[08:31] ---
    Huh?
[08:32] ---
    Going somewhere?
[08:33] ---
    Yeah. I'm attending an event.
[08:36] ---
    Oh?
[08:38] ---
    Where I bet you-know-who
    will be showing up as well.
[08:42] ---
    He can wallow in regret when he sees
    how gorgeous I've become.
[08:46] ---
    Wow! You're nowhere near over him!
[08:49] ---
    This wouldn't be an event for that game,
    would it?
[08:52] ---
    Of course it's an event for that game!
[08:56] ---
    More likely than not, he'll be there.
[08:58] ---
    So sad.
[09:01] ---
    Whatever you say!
[09:03] ---
    Wow.
[09:04] ---
    Just watch!
    I'm going to make him regret
[09:04] ---
    Please make me look pretty!
[09:06] ---
    All right.
[09:07] ---
    ditching me for a gamer girl!
[09:08] ---
    Make me thinner!
[09:09] ---
    He'll be kicking himself for dumping me.
[09:10] ---
    All right.
[09:11] ---
    Just watch!
    I'm going to make him regret it!
[09:14] ---
    We thank you for attending
[09:16] ---
    the Forest of Savior
    Autumn Festival today!
[09:21] ---
    The PIN code you received at the gate
    will expire at the end of December
[09:26] ---
    so please keep that in mind!
[09:26] ---
    The place is actually hopping.
[09:30] ---
    There are way more people
    than I thought there'd be.
[09:34] ---
    Wait.
[09:35] ---
    Hold up, am I headed
    straight for bankruptcy this month?
[09:40] ---
    Still, everyone here is playing
    the same game, right?
[09:45] ---
    I mean, there are tons of guys here.
[09:48] ---
    It's all so fascinating.
[09:50] ---
    I wonder
    what kind of characters they play?
[09:53] ---
    Takuma!
[09:57] ---
    Taku...
[09:58] ---
    ma?
[10:02] ---
    Ta—
[10:03] ---
    Let's move up to the front.
[10:04] ---
    Sure.
[10:07] ---
    W-Wait!
[10:16] ---
    What the...
[10:18] ---
    Ow.
[10:20] ---
    A girl just fell down.
[10:25] ---
    How stupid is that?
[10:27] ---
    I want to disappear.
[10:30] ---
    I don't know why...
[10:31] ---
    but I think I'm about to cry.
[10:36] ---
    Huh?
[10:38] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:39] ---
    O-Oh.
[10:47] ---
    Whoa, he's super hot!
[10:49] ---
    Yes! I'm totally fine!
[10:51] ---
    Oh, did I bump into you, by any chance?
[10:54] ---
    Uh, yes. Well—
[10:55] ---
    I'm so sorry!
    I kind of spaced out for a second.
[10:58] ---
    I mean, I was deep in thought.
[11:00] ---
    I'm going through a hard time, and...
[11:03] ---
    I wasn't really paying attention.
[11:06] ---
    Oh...
[11:08] ---
    is that right?
[11:11] ---
    Sorry!
[11:13] ---
    It doesn’t matter, right?
[11:16] ---
    Right.
[11:18] ---
    I'm not interested.
[11:21] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] ---
    That same line...
[11:24] ---
    I heard it recently somewhere.
[11:28] ---
    I'm not interested.
[11:32] ---
    Yamada?
[11:36] ---
    Afro Yamada?
[11:41] ---
    Who are you?
[11:47] ---
    Who are you?
[11:50] ---
    Um...
[11:53] ---
    You see...
[11:54] ---
    Huh?
[11:56] ---
    Are his reactions slow?
[11:58] ---
    No, but I'm sure
    I got a sense of afro déjà vu.
[12:01] ---
    Am I just imagining things?
[12:02] ---
    It can't be a coincidence, right?
[12:04] ---
    Wait, he's looking at me
    with such disbelief in his eyes.
[12:08] ---
    Did I get the wrong guy?
[12:10] ---
    - I'm sorry!
    - What?
[12:11] ---
    Hmm?
[12:15] ---
    Takuma?
[12:16] ---
    And his new girlfriend?
[12:18] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:21] ---
    Takuma! Hey, what a coincidence!
[12:23] ---
    You're Mr. Yamada, right?
[12:24] ---
    Huh?
[12:25] ---
    Wow! It's you, isn't it, Mr. Yamada?
[12:29] ---
    Who?
[12:31] ---
    Don't you know him?
[12:32] ---
    He's this insanely famous pro gamer!
[12:34] ---
    What? Awesome!
[12:35] ---
    I'm telling you, he's incredible!
[12:37] ---
    Wow, Mr. Yamada, you play FOS?
[12:39] ---
    I'm a total fan of yours, Mr. Yamada!
[12:41] ---
    I'm always watching your videos!
[12:43] ---
    Wow, what a thrill!
[12:45] ---
    Man! Unbelievable!
[12:48] ---
    You're famous?
[12:49] ---
    Well, locally.
[12:54] ---
    What a coincidence, Takuma!
[12:56] ---
    You're here on a date, too?
[12:59] ---
    Huh? Akane?
[13:00] ---
    You're here?
[13:01] ---
    Yes, I've been here all along!
[13:06] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[13:08] ---
    Well, I play this game, too, so what's
    so strange about me being here?
[13:12] ---
    What?
[13:14] ---
    Don't tell me you're here alone?
[13:16] ---
    Of course not!
[13:18] ---
    Let me introduce you.
[13:19] ---
    This is my new boyfriend!
[13:20] ---
    No, I'm not.
[13:24] ---
    I'm begging you.
[13:25] ---
    Out of a warrior's mercy, can you find it
    in your heart to play along with me?
[13:29] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:30] ---
    Just think of it as compassion,
    and please...
[13:33] ---
    What?
[13:35] ---
    You can have this.
[13:36] ---
    I got it as a perk for attending.
[13:38] ---
    FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
    CODE FOR VISITORS
[13:38] ---
    It's yours if you want it.
[13:41] ---
    Seriously?
[13:42] ---
    But this is a PIN code
    for the Prophet's Stone.
[13:45] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[13:46] ---
    It's a super-rare power-up.
[13:48] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[13:49] ---
    It is, huh?
[13:49] ---
    FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
    CODE FOR VISITORS
[13:52] ---
    I'm her boyfriend.
[13:52] ---
    He's my boyfriend!
[13:55] ---
    A-Are you kidding me?
[13:57] ---
    But I've been following you
    for three years,
[14:00] ---
    and we've never once connected.
[14:02] ---
    AND I COMMENT EVERY TIME
[14:04] ---
    I'm so bitter!
[14:05] ---
    Takuma!
[14:07] ---
    I win!
[14:09] ---
    Not that this was what I had in mind.
[14:12] ---
    But look, he's bitter!
[14:12] ---
    Bitter!
[14:16] ---
    Takuma!
[14:17] ---
    Come on, cheer up!
[14:18] ---
    Yeah.
[14:20] ---
    Eri!
[14:21] ---
    Takuma!
[14:23] ---
    Eri!
[14:25] ---
    Takuma!
[14:30] ---
    BOTTA
[14:30] ---
    BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
[14:30] ---
    Welcome!
[14:36] ---
    What is this?
[14:38] ---
    What do you call this feeling?
[14:41] ---
    Like I won the battle, but lost the war?
[14:45] ---
    You didn't even win the battle,
    either, did you,
[14:48] ---
    from the looks of it.
[14:50] ---
    I knew it.
    You're afro Yamada, aren't you?
[14:53] ---
    THIS IRRITATING FEELING
[14:53] ---
    Right.
[14:55] ---
    By the way, can I go home now?
[14:57] ---
    It's Yamada, all right.
[14:58] ---
    Would it kill you to keep me company?
[15:00] ---
    I don't want to be alone!
[15:09] ---
    That girl...
[15:11] ---
    She was so beautiful.
[15:14] ---
    Who?
[15:16] ---
    Takuma's girlfriend.
[15:18] ---
    First off, who's Takuma?
[15:20] ---
    My ex-boyfriend, that's who!
[15:21] ---
    I told you about him in the game chat!
[15:25] ---
    Right.
[15:26] ---
    So you're that inept paladin, huh?
[15:29] ---
    YOU WERE OCCUPYING
    THAT HUNTING GROUND...
[15:30] ---
    You only just realized that now?
[15:31] ---
    Well, isn’t it amazing at all
    that I realized it?
[15:36] ---
    Welcome!
[15:39] ---
    The truth is, today I was going
    to dress up and flaunt myself,
[15:43] ---
    and make him regret dumping me.
[15:47] ---
    But I never planned
    on having to see them like that.
[15:59] ---
    Um...
[16:03] ---
    Since it seems we'll be here a while,
    can I order another cola?
[16:06] ---
    Please, be my guest!
[16:06] ---
    This is all flat
    and watery now...
[16:07] ---
    My pleasure!
[16:09] ---
    Oh, I'm starting to feel drained.
[16:12] ---
    By the way, about what Takuma said,
    what's a pro gamer?
[16:16] ---
    Someone who gets paid by sponsors
    to play games, I guess?
[16:21] ---
    What? Sponsors?
[16:21] ---
    Can I get a cola,
    please?
[16:22] ---
    You're kidding me, right?
[16:23] ---
    My pleasure!!
[16:23] ---
    No, it's true.
[16:24] ---
    Then you're getting paid to play FOS, too?
[16:27] ---
    That's just a break for me.
[16:29] ---
    I mainly play FPS games.
[16:32] ---
    Oh?
[16:33] ---
    FPS = abbrev. for First Person Shooter
    A shooting game from the player's (first-person) perspective
[16:33] ---
    What are those?
[16:34] ---
    Uh, don’t worry about it.
[16:41] ---
    Don't you think
    you're a little cold, Yamada?
[16:44] ---
    That won’t make you
    too popular with the girls.
[16:47] ---
    I'm not.
[16:48] ---
    I've never had a girlfriend, either.
[16:50] ---
    What? That can't be true!
[16:53] ---
    You just said so yourself, didn't you?
[16:55] ---
    Well, yeah, I did say that, but...
[16:57] ---
    You're so good-looking.
    How can you not be popular?
[17:00] ---
    Being modest??
[17:01] ---
    I'm not interested.
[17:03] ---
    In romance and all.
[17:04] ---
    I don't get what that's all about.
[17:06] ---
    Wow.
[17:09] ---
    What a waste of good looks.
[17:10] ---
    So wasteful...
[17:11] ---
    Gaming is more fun for me.
[17:12] ---
    Wow.
[17:16] ---
    Well, romance isn't all
    fun and games, either.
[17:20] ---
    Like me getting cheated on in the game.
[17:23] ---
    That really sucks.
[17:26] ---
    Sucks, huh?
[17:30] ---
    Uh-oh.
[17:31] ---
    I'm about to cry.
[17:34] ---
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[17:48] ---
    Oh.
[17:49] ---
    My clothes are all dirty.
[17:51] ---
    It must have happened when I tripped.
[17:57] ---
    Whoa.
[17:58] ---
    I scraped my leg, too.
[17:58] ---
    It's bleeding...
[18:07] ---
    I wish I hadn't gone to that event.
[18:12] ---
    If I was going to end up
    feeling like this...
[18:22] ---
    Hey...
[18:24] ---
    D-Did he...
[18:26] ---
    Don't tell me he left?
[18:29] ---
    I wouldn't put it past him.
[18:30] ---
    After all, he was just dying to go home.
[18:31] ---
    I WANNA GO HOME
[18:34] ---
    Not that it really matters.
[18:37] ---
    I was just forcing him
    to stay with me, anyway.
[18:41] ---
    After all...
[18:43] ---
    from now on, I'm going to be alone.
[18:50] ---
    Are you all right?
[18:54] ---
    Whoa.
[18:57] ---
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[19:00] ---
    Y-Y-Yama...
[19:02] ---
    Huh?
[19:04] ---
    Would you mind sitting down for now?
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:15] ---
    What's that?
[19:16] ---
    Band-aids.
[19:18] ---
    I just bought them in, like, ten seconds.
[19:23] ---
    Oh, crap. It's sticking to me.
[19:25] ---
    I'm just going to put it on you.
[19:37] ---
    You went to buy them for me?
[19:40] ---
    Seeing all that blood worried me, so...
[19:43] ---
    So you went out of your way?
[19:46] ---
    Well...
[19:47] ---
    I also drank like, three colas.
[19:56] ---
    Yamada!
[19:57] ---
    BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
[19:58] ---
    Go ahead and order whatever you want!
[20:00] ---
    No, I'll be taking off now.
[20:02] ---
    We're so gonna drink tonight!
[20:03] ---
    Uh, um—
[20:05] ---
    May we order, please?
[20:06] ---
    My pleasure!
[20:19] ---
    So since Mr. Tani's
    scouting the area...
[20:28] ---
    ...we can focus on the enemy in front.
[20:35] ---
    We might be able to rack up some kills.
[20:38] ---
    HUNGOVER
[20:39] ---
    My head hurts.
[20:42] ---
    The next map in particular...
[20:45] ---
    Wait, I can hear someone talking.
[20:49] ---
    I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
[20:54] ---
    Who is that?
[20:57] ---
    You’re getting annoying.
[21:09] ---
    My bad.
[21:11] ---
    I'm stepping away for a second.
[21:13] ---
    Be right back.
[22:51] ---
    SUPER PIGTAILS
[22:51] ---
    TRADITIONAL
    JAPANESE GIRL
[22:51] ---
    TOPKNOT
[22:52] ---
    Hmm.
[22:52] ---
    TRADITIONAL
    JAPANESE GIRL
[22:52] ---
    TOPKNOT
[22:52] ---
    CURLY PONY
[22:54] ---
    These free hairstyles
    are anything but cute.
[22:57] ---
    GET IT FROM THE MOONLIGHT LOOT BOX
    (FAIRY PIGTAILS)
[22:57] ---
    GET IT FROM FLOWER FIELD LOOT BOX
    (DREAMING FLOWER GIRL)
[22:58] ---
    And you can only get the cute ones
    from loot boxes.
[23:02] ---
    So fat chance that I'd ever win one.
[23:03] ---
    GET IT FROM THE LAKESIDE LOOT BOX.0
    (CURLED IN, LOOSE & FLUFFY)
[23:05] ---
    GET IT FROM THE STAR TOWER LOOT BOX
    (GORGEOUS MEATBALL CURLS)
[23:07] ---
    Huh? They sell them
    for a fixed price, too?
[23:08] ---
    RECOMMENDED FOR BEGINNERS!!
[23:09] ---
    GIRLY PIGTAILS
[23:09] ---
    GIRLY CURLS
[23:09] ---
    BOWL CUT
[23:11] ---
    Not as good as the loot boxes,
    but cuter than the default 'do!
[23:14] ---
    SHORT BUN
[23:14] ---
    GIRL PIGTAILS
[23:14] ---
    GIRLY CURLS
[23:15] ---
    I see! You acquire it this way
    to show off at least some personality!
[23:23] ---
    AKANE HAS LOGGED IN
[23:23] ---
    Hey, I just bought the cutest one
    at a fixed price!
[23:26] ---
    Huh?
[23:34] ---
    We all had the same exact thought.