E6 - I Personally Would Prefer a Love Comedy Ending

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    Little Runa Sasaki...
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    is a young girl who, thanks to her
    overprotective mother and gentle father...
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    and her older brother, who's always
    a step ahead in looking after her...
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    was brought up like a princess.
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    She loves the chocolate doughnuts from
    the venerable neighborhood doughnut shop,
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    the online games she excels at...
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    and her gamer friends,
    who always treat her so kindly.
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    As for unfamiliar places,
    unfamiliar things, and unfamiliar people,
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    she hates them.
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    Little Runa Sasaki
    was a coddled child growing up,
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    and since she tends to believe
    that if she keeps quiet and puts on airs,
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    HAUGHTY
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    someone will show her kindness...
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    HAUGHTY
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    her classmates
    don't really know what to make of her.
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    YOU KNOW,
    THAT GIRL...
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    SHE'S HARD TO
    TALK TO, HUH?
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    Before, the older students
    would sometimes bully her,
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    YOU'RE SO CHEEKY
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    CAN THOSE RIBBONS
    BE ANY BIGGER?
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    I got bullied.
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    But since she has 300 online friends,
    it doesn't really bother her.
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    Scary.
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    Scary.
    Let's just be shut-ins.
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    Scary.
    Let's just be shut-ins.
    Poor Runa.
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    Even if the girls
    who'd been her classmates
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    for all three years of middle school...
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    Ms. Sasaki? You're on duty today, right?
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    Shouldn't you erase the blackboard?
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    Oh, right.
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    ...still call her by her last name,
    it doesn't really bother Runa.
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    By the way, since little Runa Sasaki has
    always been a breathtakingly pretty girl,
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    many of the boys
    secretly have a crush on her.
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    But as her everyday clothes,
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    which can sometimes be seen
    during school expeditions,
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    is of the hardcore gothic Lolita variety
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    and because her hair color is slightly
    different than the other girls,
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    I DON'T KNOW...
    THERE'S SOMETHING
    OFF ABOUT HER...
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    she tends to make the boys hesitant.
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    On top of that,
    Runa's older brother is good-looking,
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    and his friend, who she's known
    since childhood, is a knockout...
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    so they're basically the standard
    for all guys in her eyes,
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    meaning that the boys in her class
    look like this to her.
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    Hey, look, you guys!
    I recorded a new video!
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    Hey, that's adorable!
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    I was dancing with Yukachi!
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    Hey, you try it, too!
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    First you go like this, and...
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    What's up with that?
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    The girls are doing
    this weird dance
    in the classroom.
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    Looks fun!
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    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
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    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
    Just say, "Can I join you?"
    and go play with them.
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    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
    Just say, "Can I join you?"
    and go play with them.
    These happy characters scare me.
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    Uh-oh! I'm going to be late!
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    Acchan, Makolin, see you!
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    See you, Micchan!
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    Bye-bye!
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    Hey, see you, Ms. Sasaki!
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    Good luck!
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    You bet!
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    Little Runa Sasaki...
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    Bye-bye.
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    ...is a lion at home
    and a mouse outside, spoiled,
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    Episode 6:
    I Personally Would Prefer
    a Love Comedy Ending
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    and extremely cowardly.
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    Coming!
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    Recently, Runa...
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    Runa! Thanks for coming!
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    ...made a new friend
    who's a slightly older girl.
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    I've got some of that new pudding
    from the convenience store for you!
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    I'M HERE TO PLAY
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    Since Akane is slightly more grown-up
    than the girls in her class...
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    Akane!
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    I saw this weird dance at school today!
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    What? Show me what it's like!
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    ...she's nice to Runa even when she's mean
    or acts like a spoiled child.
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    That's why Runa is somewhat aware
    that they're not friends on equal footing.
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    LIKE THIS
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    LIKE AN EEL
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    And you know what else?
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    Hey, hold up a sec.
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    I got a text from a friend.
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    HMMM
    LET'S SEE
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    But since Akane is neither family
    nor a childhood friend,
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    it's not like she'll act
    the way Runa wants.
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    Another friend...
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    You can text her later, you know.
    You're with me now!
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    And it's not like she'll take the time
    to comfort her when she's sulking.
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    Actually, she doesn't
    even notice her sulking.
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    Hey, Runa! Check this out!
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    HAUGHTY
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    They're shooting a TV show
    in front of the station,
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    and that actor Satoh is there!
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    Want to take a look?
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    You're such a fangirl, you know that?
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    YOU LOVE CELEBRITIES
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    Right! I sure am!
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    YOU LOVE NEW PRODUCTS
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    But...
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    Hey, hurry up!
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    Wait a minute!
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    ...it's different than when she's
    with her brother and friends.
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    FAST
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    There's a new kind of excitement.
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    Even though she supposedly doesn't like
    unfamiliar things or unfamiliar people.
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    Ah...
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    Even from afar, Satoh was so hot!
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    Really?
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    Yamada is better-looking.
[06:24] ---
    Sure he is, but Yamada's Yamada, you know?
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    True.
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    Hey! Would you look at that? Over there!
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    They're dancing!
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    Looks fun!
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    Runa doesn't understand why anyone
    would dance in the street.
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    Why don't we jump in
    with that weird dance?
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    Not on your life!
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    Was it like this?
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    No, like this!
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    But lately...
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    she's starting to think
    that if she had more friends
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    who'd do this weird dance with her...
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    it might be fun. Just a little!
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    I'd like to fall in love.
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    According to my life plan...
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    I should be getting married
    as soon as I graduate college.
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    My mom had me when she was 20,
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    so I've always wanted to get married
    as young as possible.
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    But first I'd need a husband, right?
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    And to get a husband,
    I need a boyfriend first, don't I?
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    That's why I want to fall in love—
[07:35] ---
    Hey, wait, let the damage dealer finish it off.
[07:39] ---
    Right, you're almost there.
[07:40] ---
    I did it! Quest cleared!
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    TONKOTSU
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    No one heard a word I just said,
    am I right?
[07:46] ---
    Huh? Oh, sorry!
[07:47] ---
    Listen, Momo,
    I've gone up to Level 50 in just a week!
[07:51] ---
    Not interested!
[07:52] ---
    If you do as Runa says,
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    you can max out your stats
    by the end of the month.
[07:57] ---
    Akane, we're free this afternoon.
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    Are you sure you should be
    spending all day on an online game
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    with a runaway middle-school kid?
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    She's not a runaway!
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    But, hey, she and her brother
    aren't speaking right now,
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    so it's awkward for her at home, you know?
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    Even still, what does it say about us,
    playing online games with a child?
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    I'M NOT A CHILD
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    If this is boring for you,
    why don't you go home?
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    You did come here for no reason.
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    You shut up.
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    Don't mess with me, little girl.
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    You don't know how lucky you are, Akane,
    meeting a handsome young guy.
[08:30] ---
    You mean Yamada?
[08:32] ---
    Hey, it's not what you think.
[08:34] ---
    Well, but we did
    get a little closer lately,
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    and he let me add him as a friend.
[08:38] ---
    Friend request?
    Sure.
[08:39] ---
    He's as surly as ever, and he
    still won't go hunting with me.
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    ALWAYS TURNING ME DOWN
    WHEN I ASK HIM
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    That's because your levels
    are too far apart,
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    so it wouldn't be profitable for Yamada.
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    But if I ask him about equipment,
    he gives me all kinds of advice.
[08:52] ---
    He's surprisingly helpful, you know!
[08:55] ---
    Surprisingly?
    Yamada's never been anything but helpful.
[08:59] ---
    Even though he's studying for his own
    entrance exams, he still tutors me, too.
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    HEY, I LEVELED UP AGAIN
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    What? Then he must be beyond popular!
[09:06] ---
    He was beyond popular.
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    But maybe he's awkward with girls,
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    since I've never
    seen him with a girlfriend.
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    What? That's such a waste!
[09:14] ---
    Maybe I'll volunteer for the job!
[09:15] ---
    Hey...
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    SYSTEM: YAMADA IS ONLINE.
[09:17] ---
    Speak of the devil.
[09:19] ---
    Hey! Yamada!
[09:27] ---
    Hey.
[09:28] ---
    It's been a while
    since I've seen you online!
[09:31] ---
    I guess. I've been busy lately.
[09:34] ---
    Hey, listen!
[09:35] ---
    I upgraded my shoes
    like you taught me the other day!
[09:40] ---
    Yup!
[09:41] ---
    Yamada > Isn't that
    the wrong type of upgrade material?
[09:44] ---
    What? But I'm supposed
    to use Int gems, right?
[09:47] ---
    INT: MAGIC POWER-UP
[09:47] ---
    I just copied what you did.
[09:50] ---
    I'm a Wizard,
    so I use Ints,
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    but a Paladin
    would use Vits first.
[09:54] ---
    Huh? I can't use
    these gems, then?
[09:54] ---
    VIT: VITALITY POWER-UP
[09:57] ---
    ONLY A SINGLE GEM
    FOR 999 SHARDS...
[09:58] ---
    But I worked so hard to collect them.
[10:00] ---
    Do you want to use
    my spare pair of shoes?
[10:03] ---
    They're meant for tanking, and I've
    already fully upgraded them.
[10:07] ---
    Hmm...
[10:12] ---
    No. It's all right.
[10:14] ---
    I have to collect
    those things called Vits, right?
[10:17] ---
    I'm going hunting again to collect them!
[10:20] ---
    It's not like I don't know
    where they're going to drop!
[10:22] ---
    Akane > I already remembered
    the location where they drop,
    so I'm going to go hunt again
    and collect them.
[10:27] ---
    You're right.
[10:29] ---
    Sorry. I was out of line.
[10:32] ---
    Good luck upgrading.
[10:37] ---
    A smiley face?
[10:39] ---
    That never happens!
[10:41] ---
    You're screaming to yourself.
[10:42] ---
    Did you finally break down?
[10:44] ---
    Sounds fun.
[10:48] ---
    I'm so bored!
[10:50] ---
    All you do is play that game!
    I want to go outside!
[10:53] ---
    I want to go on a group date!
[11:00] ---
    Want to give it a try, Momo?
[11:02] ---
    It's actually pretty fun.
[11:03] ---
    Games are beyond Momo!
[11:05] ---
    Come on, just try!
[11:07] ---
    But I'm clueless about computers!
[11:10] ---
    Once you get the hang of it,
    they're easy to operate.
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:15] ---
    Okay, I'm going on a hunt now,
    so just watch me.
[11:28] ---
    Momo doesn't know much about computers,
[11:31] ---
    but it's a bad sign
    if there's smoke coming out, right?
[11:37] ---
    Akanecchi's computer broke down?
[11:40] ---
    Yeah. It exploded
    while she was playing FOS.
[11:43] ---
    EXPLODED?
[11:44] ---
    I hear the last update
    really bogged down FOS.
[11:48] ---
    Maybe it was too much of a strain.
[11:51] ---
    She says she can't play again
    until she saves up enough for a new one.
[11:55] ---
    SPEAKING WITHOUT
    MAKING EYE CONTACT
    DUE TO ONGOING TENSION
[11:55] ---
    She was really depressed.
[11:58] ---
    HMMM...
[11:58] ---
    Hmm.
[12:08] ---
    Coming!
[12:10] ---
    Who is it—
[12:19] ---
    Hey.
[12:23] ---
    I brought over a repairman.
[12:26] ---
    See?
[12:46] ---
    EITA SASAKI
[12:53] ---
    IGNORING
[13:02] ---
    EITA SASAKI
[13:13] ---
    Yes?
[13:13] ---
    Morning, Yamada!
[13:17] ---
    Hey.
[13:20] ---
    What's going on?
[13:22] ---
    You don't have a used computer, do you?
    Like an old spare?
[13:26] ---
    No, I don't.
[13:28] ---
    I hear that Akanecchi's computer
    broke down.
[13:32] ---
    Huh.
[13:33] ---
    That it was smoking and everything.
[13:37] ---
    Smoke? From where?
[13:40] ---
    I haven't seen it, so I don't know!
[13:43] ---
    Could you take a look at Akanecchi's
    computer when you have time?
[13:48] ---
    Me?
[13:49] ---
    You might be able to fix it
    by just swapping out a part.
[13:52] ---
    Wouldn't it be better if you went, Eita?
[13:55] ---
    I wouldn't mind going,
    but what if there was a misunderstanding?
[13:55] ---
    FRIENDS...
[14:00] ---
    You know, a healthy guy going
    into a sweet college girl's apartment?
[14:03] ---
    That would be risky.
[14:05] ---
    What exactly do you think I am?
[14:08] ---
    A new breed.
[14:11] ---
    Runa said she was
    really depressed about it.
[14:14] ---
    Akanecchi's been grinding really hard
    in FOS lately, so I feel bad for her.
[14:19] ---
    Stop by after Runa's tutoring session,
    will you?
[14:23] ---
    I'll have Runa take you over
    to her apartment, okay?
[14:26] ---
    Please?
[14:31] ---
    No. It's all right.
[14:33] ---
    I just have to collect those things
    called Vits, right?
[14:36] ---
    I'm going hunting again to collect them!
[14:48] ---
    You came to fix my computer, Yamada?
[14:52] ---
    GOD...
[14:53] ---
    That's right! I brought him over!
[14:55] ---
    I'm only here to take a look.
    Try not to get your hopes up.
[14:58] ---
    I brought him!
[14:59] ---
    JESUS...
[14:59] ---
    Please don't look at me like that.
    Seriously, I don't know if I can fix it.
[15:03] ---
    It was me!
[15:04] ---
    OUT OF ORDER
[15:05] ---
    So it's a laptop?
[15:07] ---
    Hey, make yourselves at home!
[15:09] ---
    Do you two want some snacks?
[15:11] ---
    - Please don't trouble—
    - I'll have some!
[15:14] ---
    Yamada's a good guy!
[15:16] ---
    Akane? Akane?
[15:19] ---
    Listen, over there in that room...
[15:23] ---
    Are you sure...
[15:24] ---
    it's okay?
[15:33] ---
    Thank goodness.
[15:34] ---
    He didn't notice.
[15:34] ---
    THANKS, RUNA
[15:35] ---
    Well, it's Yamada,
    so he wouldn't care anyway.
[15:38] ---
    It feels a little strange,
    having Yamada in the house,
[15:42] ---
    but remember what Runa said...
[15:43] ---
    ...awkward with girls.
[15:46] ---
    I shouldn't be too self-conscious
    around him, or he'll get uncomfortable.
[15:50] ---
    Just act natural!
[15:52] ---
    Hey, have you two had lunch yet?
[15:55] ---
    I'll whip something up if you haven't!
[15:57] ---
    I can eat!
[15:59] ---
    How about you, Yamada?
[16:04] ---
    Yes. I'll have some.
[16:06] ---
    Well, well! How rare!
[16:08] ---
    WHAT I
    EXPECTED
[16:08] ---
    I'M NOT
    HUNGRY
[16:09] ---
    No, thanks.
[16:11] ---
    I forgot to tell you this before.
[16:15] ---
    That curry you gave me,
    it was really good.
[16:19] ---
    Sorry. I just remembered now,
    so I forgot to bring the containers back
[16:26] ---
    I'm so happy!
[16:29] ---
    CURRY?
[16:29] ---
    I'm going to pour my heart and soul
    into lunch, so have lots, okay?
[16:36] ---
    Listen, a new girl just joined our guild.
[16:40] ---
    What?
[16:41] ---
    She's a really sweet-natured girl
    and cute.
[16:45] ---
    RURIHIME
[16:45] ---
    Rurihime!
[16:46] ---
    A STRANGER YELLED
    AT ME IN THE
    DUNGEON AGAIN...
[16:46] ---
    A stranger yelled at me
    in the dungeon again!
[16:49] ---
    I'M AGAINST
    BULLYING
    NEWBIES!
[16:50] ---
    I'm against
    bullying newbies!
[16:52] ---
    She totally wears
    her heart on her sleeve.
[16:55] ---
    Or should I say she doesn't
    really hide who she is?
[17:00] ---
    I think a straightforward girl like her
    would be a good match for you, Akito.
[17:04] ---
    Runa refuses to accept a stranger like that!
[17:06] ---
    What are you, his sister-in-law?
[17:18] ---
    I'm not interested.
[17:21] ---
    The adapter pin's all melted.
[17:23] ---
    ADAPTER?
[17:26] ---
    When did you buy this laptop?
[17:28] ---
    Back when I started college, so, um...
[17:31] ---
    YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM RUNA
[17:37] ---
    They look cute together
[17:38] ---
    ENJOY ENERGY
[17:41] ---
    Kyururu!
[17:44] ---
    They're starting to have a moment,
    but there's still some distance
[17:46] ---
    Do what you can
    to help then grow closer
[17:50] ---
    Help?
[17:52] ---
    I personally would prefer
    a love comedy ending
[17:55] ---
    Love comedy? I think...
[17:59] ---
    RUNNING INTO
     EACH OTHER
    IN THE BATH
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:00] ---
    LUCKY PERV
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:00] ---
    RUNNING LATE
    WITH BREAD
    IN MY MOUTH
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:02] ---
    Like this?
[18:07] ---
    You've never cleaned
    your keyboard once, have you?
[18:10] ---
    What, you're supposed to?
[18:11] ---
    There are traces of a spill.
[18:12] ---
    Stop! Don't look!
[18:25] ---
    It's another lovely day!
[18:36] ---
    Akane?
[18:39] ---
    What's up? It's almost ready.
[18:41] ---
    Listen...
[18:43] ---
    RUNNING INTO
     EACH OTHER
    IN THE BATH
[18:43] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:43] ---
    Will you be taking a bath right now?
[18:46] ---
    No, I'm not.
[18:48] ---
    I'm cooking right now,
    so I'll be taking a bath at night.
[18:56] ---
    Yamada, are you going to take a bath?
[18:58] ---
    No, I'm not.
[19:00] ---
    Huh?
[19:01] ---
    I don't really get it, so whatever.
[19:04] ---
    Akane! Can I have a slice of bread?
[19:07] ---
    Be my guest!
[19:10] ---
    Won't you get full, eating all that?
[19:12] ---
    I'm making omurice now.
[19:14] ---
    Don't worry.
    I'm not the one who'll be eating it.
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
[19:18] ---
    BAFFLED BY THE SUDDEN
    TURN OF EVENTS
[19:20] ---
    SHE MADE HER EAT IT,
    BUT IS EATING TOAST
    WHILE RUNNING LATE
    REALLY A LOVE COMEDY?
    BAFFLED BY NOT KNOWING
    IF IT'S A LOVE COMEDY
[19:28] ---
    Why did you eat it all?
[19:30] ---
    Why did you make me eat it?
[19:31] ---
    Hey, come over here!
[19:33] ---
    Hold up! Hold up!
[19:34] ---
    - Get a little closer...
    - Come on.
[19:35] ---
    - ...or no lucky perv moment!
    - It's dangerous! Stop pushing!
[19:38] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:46] ---
    Huh? Now what am I supposed to do?
[19:48] ---
    Hey...
[19:49] ---
    you need to stop right now!
[19:51] ---
    Ouch...
[19:53] ---
    Yamada? What's wrong?
[19:55] ---
    Your hair hit my eyeball.
[19:57] ---
    No way! Sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Are you okay? It got in your eye?
[20:01] ---
    Ouch.
[20:03] ---
    Let me see it.
[20:07] ---
    Which eye?
[20:19] ---
    I'm fine.
[20:26] ---
    Huh? Oh, crap!
[20:27] ---
    I panicked and grabbed his face
    without thinking!
[20:29] ---
    Did he really hate that, I wonder?
[20:32] ---
    I'm sorry, Yamada!
[20:34] ---
    You apologize, too, Runa!
[20:36] ---
    I'm... sorry.
[20:40] ---
    I'll tie my hair up, okay?
[20:42] ---
    - Um...
    - Yes?
[20:44] ---
    I'm heading back home for now.
[20:46] ---
    What?
[20:47] ---
    Because I didn't bring over
    any of the tools I need.
[20:51] ---
    Oh, but—
[20:52] ---
    I'll be right back.
[20:53] ---
    Isn't it a hassle going back and forth?
[20:55] ---
    - I really feel bad now.
    - It's all right.
[20:57] ---
    I live nearby.
[21:08] ---
    It was like he was escaping.
[21:12] ---
    So you think so, too?
[21:16] ---
    He really must have been uncomfortable.
[21:18] ---
    So it's true that he's awkward with women.
[21:23] ---
    I wish I hadn't done that to him.
[23:01] ---
    Girls who have less hair...
[23:05] ---
    AKANE
[23:05] ---
    can use this kind of pin...
[23:08] ---
    TYPE: THIN
[23:08] ---
    to tie their hair back simply.
[23:08] ---
    AMOUNT: NOT TOO MUCH
[23:11] ---
    Girls who have lots of hair...
[23:14] ---
    RUNA
[23:17] ---
    AMOUNT: A LOT
[23:17] ---
    TYPE: THICK
[23:18] ---
    turn out like this.
[23:19] ---
    MY ARMS ARE TIRED
[23:20] ---
    Girls who have lots of hair
    have a hard time with ponytails.
[23:22] ---
    I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
[23:25] ---
    You don't have a lot of hair, Akane.
    That makes me jealous.
[23:29] ---
    Isn't it better to have more hair?
[23:30] ---
    No, not really.
[23:34] ---
    There's no end
    to a young girl's anxieties.
[23:37] ---
    Ah.