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E3 - I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting ♡

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[00:02] ---
    Huh?
[00:03] ---
    So you don't have a boyfriend now,
    Ms. Kinoshita?
[00:05] ---
    MS. KINOSHITA
[00:05] ---
    Uh, no.
[00:07] ---
    BAMBOO SHOOT
[00:07] ---
    Then how about me?
[00:09] ---
    I'm kind of a catch, you know!
[00:11] ---
    What?
[00:15] ---
    Hey, is that right? That's funny!
[00:19] ---
    Huh?
[00:20] ---
    WHAT?
[00:23] ---
    I WANNA GO HOME
[00:24] ---
    DON'T GIMME THAT
[00:26] ---
    SMILE SMILE SMILE
[00:27] ---
    I set up this group date for you,
    remember?

[00:29] ---
    Sorry. Turns out I'm not ready.
    I'd like to go home.

[00:32] ---
    WHEN WOMEN COMMUNICATE JUST THROUGH GAZES
[00:37] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita, you're hooked
    on some game now, huh?
[00:38] ---
    I HEARD
[00:40] ---
    What's it called?
[00:41] ---
    I'm into mobile gaming too,
    so why don't we play together?
[00:45] ---
    Um, it's not for smartphones.
[00:48] ---
    It's a computer game
    called Forest of Savior.
[00:52] ---
    Oh.
[00:54] ---
    I, uh...
[00:57] ---
    might have seen the commercial for it.
[00:59] ---
    Yeah.
[01:01] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[01:03] ---
    THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO
[01:03] ---
    I saw the commercial!
[01:04] ---
    Sorry about that.
[01:05] ---
    Hey, no wait.
[01:07] ---
    Oh, that one?
[01:09] ---
    Forest, right? Saber, huh? Yeah.
[02:43] ---
    Come on! Are you even trying?
[02:46] ---
    You let a great group date go to waste.
    All you did was play with your smartphone!
[02:50] ---
    Are you motivated or not?
[02:51] ---
    Sorry! I got a text from Ruri,
    and I couldn't help myself.
[02:55] ---
    Ruri?
[02:56] ---
    Yeah, a friend from FOS.
[02:59] ---
    She's this girl
    with the most adorable avatar.
[03:02] ---
    A girl?
[03:03] ---
    What? Yes.
[03:06] ---
    What if it's actually some creepy old guy?
[03:10] ---
    Don't you think it's risky
    giving out your number?
[03:13] ---
    I'm pretty sure... she's a girl.
[03:16] ---
    Well, whatever.
[03:18] ---
    I'm heading this way, so see you!
[03:24] ---
    I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting
[03:28] ---
    Come to think of it...
[03:30] ---
    I never gave it a second thought.
[03:35] ---
    I was out drinking,
    but I'm done now!
    I'll log in when I get home!
[03:37] ---
    Ruri will be home soon too
    Let's play once we're logged in
[03:42] ---
    I'm picturing her
    as a girl in high school.

[03:52] ---
    I wonder what kind of girl she is?
[03:55] ---
    Huh?
[03:59] ---
    Wow. Gothic Lolita?
[04:02] ---
    No, wait. Yumekawa?
[04:04] ---
    CLUELESS
[04:07] ---
    You know...
[04:08] ---
    that girl was like Rurihime.
[04:13] ---
    All right! Tomorrow my classes
    are in the afternoon,

[04:16] ---
    so I can play
    to my heart's content tonight!

[04:23] ---
    Huh?
[04:24] ---
    QUESTIONING HERSELF FOR FEELING
    GIDDIER OVER THIS THAN THE GROUP DATE...
[04:29] ---
    Oh, well, whatever!
[04:30] ---
    STOPS THINKING ABOUT IT
[04:33] ---
    I'm just not ready
    for another romance now.

[04:38] ---
    SYSTEM:
    AKANE IS ONLINE
[04:40] ---
    Huh?
[04:44] ---
    There's no one in the guild hall.
[04:51] ---
    It's Rurihime and Yamada!
[04:55] ---
    Wonder what they're up to?
[04:57] ---
    I'd like for the three of us
    to go hunting!

[05:00] ---
    Let's see.
[05:02] ---
    Rurihime > No other guild members
    are here today, huh...
[05:04] ---
    THERE IS
[05:06] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
[05:07] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
    
    Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
[05:09] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
    
    Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
    
    Rurihime > But she just said she'd be here
[05:11] ---
    Huh?
[05:13] ---
    I wonder if they
    don't realize that I'm here?

[05:18] ---
    Doesn't this remind you of when we first started this guild
[05:20] ---
    Doesn't this remind you of when we
    first started this guild?
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[05:27] ---
    Back then, it was just
    you and me every day, right?
[05:32] ---
    There are so many more members now.
[05:35] ---
    But...
[05:36] ---
    it's nice to be alone once in a while.
[05:39] ---
    Having more time
    to live it up with everyone
[05:42] ---
    means there's less time
    to be alone with you.
[05:45] ---
    Ruri's kind of missed that, see.
[05:50] ---
    Well, it was easier to get things done
    when it was just the two of us.
[05:57] ---
    These...
[05:59] ---
    These two...
[06:03] ---
    they're an item!
[06:04] ---
    Here's the item.
[06:04] ---
    TOO AWKWARD TO JOIN IN
[06:05] ---
    Thank you!
[06:07] ---
    Alchemy skills, so convenient!
[06:10] ---
    Maybe Ruri will try for some too?
[06:13] ---
    By the way...
[06:14] ---
    speaking of other members,
    there's one here, you know.
[06:16] ---
    What?
[06:17] ---
    Hey! It's Akanecchi!
[06:20] ---
    I totally missed your login alert!
[06:23] ---
    Sorry, Akanecchi!
[06:25] ---
    Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
    I totally missed your login alert
    Sorry, Akenecchi
[06:25] ---
    Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
    I totally missed your login alert
    Sorry, Akenecchi
    
    Akane > Hello...!
    Um, I'm not interrupting, am I?
[06:27] ---
    What? Of course you're not!
[06:30] ---
    SMILE SMILE SMILE
[06:34] ---
    Okay, I need to be somewhere,
    so I'm logging out.
[06:37] ---
    Okay! I'll call you later, all right?
[06:39] ---
    Call?
[06:40] ---
    Right.
[06:42] ---
    SYSTEM:
    YAMADA IS OFFLINE.
[06:44] ---
    Bye-bye!
[06:49] ---
    Come to think of it...
[06:50] ---
    Yamada never has much to do
    with anyone else,

[06:54] ---
    but he's always talking to Rurihime.
[06:59] ---
    Could those two possibly be...
[07:01] ---
    boyfriend and girlfriend?
[07:04] ---
    Just like Takuma and I
    started playing together...

[07:08] ---
    maybe Yamada and Rurihime...
[07:14] ---
    Akanecchi?
[07:15] ---
    What?
[07:16] ---
    Are you feeling down?
[07:17] ---
    No, I'm not!
[07:23] ---
    Why am I...
[07:28] ---
    a little depressed?
[07:37] ---
    Good work today!
    Talk to you later
[07:39] ---
    LOVE YOU
[07:48] ---
    Right, talk later
[07:51] ---
    Why can't I get those two out of my mind?
[07:56] ---
    Social media,
    with its power to connect people,
[07:59] ---
    played a role in the movement
    known as the Arab Spring,
[08:03] ---
    which started in North Africa.
[08:06] ---
    As you can see from this example,
[08:08] ---
    social media always had this feature,
    creating new connections...
[08:13] ---
    Yamada's account...
[08:16] ---
    I want to take a look at it.
[08:18] ---
    But...
[08:21] ---
    that would be like spying on him.
[08:25] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita!
[08:28] ---
    Hey!
[08:29] ---
    Oh, it's that guy from the group date.
[08:32] ---
    What was his name again?
[08:35] ---
    So you were in that class too, huh?
[08:38] ---
    I could see you fiddling
    with your smartphone from behind!
[08:40] ---
    No way!
[08:41] ---
    I had no idea!
[08:43] ---
    Your name... Your name...
[08:44] ---
    No good. I can't remember.
[08:48] ---
    By the way, after that group date,
    I checked out Forest of Saber.
[08:52] ---
    It's a pretty popular game, huh?
[08:55] ---
    I guess so.
[08:56] ---
    Reading up on it
    made me want to try it out!
[08:59] ---
    I mean, I like games and all.
[09:01] ---
    So many guys are into gaming.
[09:03] ---
    YAMADA PRO GAMER
[09:04] ---
    Hey, do you play FPS games too?
[09:08] ---
    F?
[09:08] ---
    Do you know the pro gamer, Yamada?
[09:11] ---
    Oh, yeah. Yamada, right?
[09:14] ---
    I might have seen him in a commercial!
[09:19] ---
    THAT'S THE BEST
    I CAN DO
[09:19] ---
    Never mind. Sorry.
[09:21] ---
    You really like games, huh, Ms. Kinoshita?
[09:24] ---
    I don't know why...
[09:26] ---
    but for some reason
    I've been feeling so rattled.

[09:32] ---
    So listen, the guys in my club are talking
    about going to Okinawa this summer.
[09:37] ---
    Really? Sounds fun!
[09:39] ---
    It'll be fun, all right! Because we all
    know how to have a good time!
[09:43] ---
    If you want,
    you can come with us, Ms. Kinoshita!
[09:44] ---
    Huh?
[09:46] ---
    That girl, I'm pretty sure...
[09:50] ---
    that I've seen her before.
[09:56] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[10:00] ---
    Let's go.
[10:06] ---
    The hotel we always stay at
    has ocean-view rooms!
[10:12] ---
    I've never had a girlfriend, either.
[10:17] ---
    Well, Yamada's good-looking.
[10:21] ---
    Why wouldn't he
    have a girlfriend or two, right?

[10:28] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita?
[10:30] ---
    Huh?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, right. I'm headed that way,
    so I'll be going now, okay?
[10:33] ---
    Hey, Ms. Kinoshita?
[10:34] ---
    See you in class!
[10:37] ---
    But why...
[10:40] ---
    Why do I feel so rattled?
[11:10] ---
    Guess I'll pass on logging in tonight.
[11:16] ---
    Who's that?
[11:17] ---
    Momo, maybe?
[11:20] ---
    Akanecchi, hello
    Are you free now??
[11:21] ---
    Rurihime!
[11:24] ---
    What should I do? I'm not really
    in the mood to play tonight.

[11:29] ---
    Hi, Rurihime!
    What's up?
[11:31] ---
    Akanecchi
    Hey, listen!
    Did you see the FOS news?
[11:33] ---
    FOS news?
[11:35] ---
    I haven't logged in today,
    so no, I haven't.

[11:40] ---
    I haven't logged in today,
    so no, I haven't.
[11:41] ---
    It said they're opening a FOS
    collaboration café next month!
    Want to check it out with me??
[11:43] ---
    A collaboration café, huh?
[11:45] ---
    Oh, and listen!
    I just ran into Yamada
     IRL unexpectedly,
    so I asked him to go too!
    I'm also going to ask
     the other guild members
[11:49] ---
    Ran into him IRL unexpectedly?
[11:53] ---
    Then could it be that that girl
    actually was Rurihime?

[12:00] ---
    I did think she had
    a real Rurihime vibe going on.

[12:06] ---
    So does that mean... those two are...
[12:12] ---
    Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you, Akanecchi
    Is that too much to ask??
[12:14] ---
    Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you Akanecchi
    Is that too much to ask??
    
     Please
[12:25] ---
    Please
[12:25] ---
    OK, let's go
[12:51] ---
    Morning, Akanecchi! Today's the big day!
    Ruri didn't get much sleep last night,
    she was so excited!!
    Can't wait to meet you, Akanecchi
[13:05] ---
    All right, guess I'll get ready!
[13:10] ---
    Well, it's rare that you get to meet
    your fellow guild members.

[13:14] ---
    It's such a great opportunity!
[13:24] ---
    An offline meeting
    for your online game?
[13:26] ---
    Is that safe? You've never
    met them before, right?
[13:31] ---
    It's fine! They're all great people!
    Yamada will be there too!
[13:35] ---
    Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
    Then no worries.
[13:37] ---
    Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
    Then no worries.
    
     Have a good time
[13:42] ---
    I'm going to enjoy myself!
[13:46] ---
    Let's see.
[13:48] ---
    MURATA BLDG.
[13:49] ---
    The Murata Building,
    north of the station...

[13:53] ---
    will be to your left
    as you go straight and cross.

[13:57] ---
    And now what?
[14:00] ---
    Let me check the map again.
[14:08] ---
    SOBA
[14:26] ---
    Where is it?
[14:27] ---
    STOP.
[14:31] ---
    Whoa!
[14:33] ---
    Hey... sorry about that.
[14:33] ---
    I WAS IN A HURRY...
[14:34] ---
    Oh, no, it was my fault—
[14:36] ---
    I'll get it for you.
[14:37] ---
    I just hope your phone didn't crack.
[14:38] ---
    THANK YOU...
[14:45] ---
    Are you going
    to the FOS collaboration café?
[14:47] ---
    What?
[14:53] ---
    Are you playing that game, by any chance?
[15:02] ---
    Since it's pretty casual for a game,
[15:04] ---
    I'd heard that there were
    a lot of women playing,
[15:06] ---
    but who would have thought someone
    as beautiful as you was playing?
[15:10] ---
    Oh, no. Please!
[15:13] ---
    I'm tagging along because he said
    he'd show me the way,

[15:15] ---
    ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
[15:16] ---
    ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
    TOO FRIENDLY TO BE TRUE...
[15:16] ---
    but what if this is a new kind of hustle?
[15:19] ---
    I started playing with a friend of mine,
    but we're really into it now,
[15:23] ---
    and we've created our own guild together.
[15:26] ---
    I thought it was just another MMO,
[15:29] ---
    but the game balance
    is actually well maintained!
[15:32] ---
    My favorite thing about it is that there's
    no inflation fueled by in-game purchases.
[15:38] ---
    Well, the graphics are somewhat outdated,
[15:40] ---
    but they're cute enough
    that I can live with that look,
[15:42] ---
    and best of all,
    there isn't one dominant race.
[15:44] ---
    Diversity among the races is good,
    and as for Job Class discrepancy,
[15:47] ---
    I don't think one Job Class
    is better than others.
[15:49] ---
    For now,
    it's leaning to the Mage class,
[15:51] ---
    but every update
    brings an adjustment,
[15:54] ---
    and thanks to the guild buffs,
    our guild battles are meaningful,
[15:57] ---
    so it's totally built
    to be party-oriented.
[15:59] ---
    That makes interaction worthwhile,
[16:01] ---
    but by the same token, it can feel
    pretty masochistic to power up,
[16:04] ---
    but there's proper speedrunning
    at play too.
[16:06] ---
    I can tell that the devs really went
    out of their way to reflect user feedback.
[16:10] ---
    It's obvious that they've learned
    from their past mistakes.
[16:12] ---
    Thank goodness. He's just a gamer.
[16:15] ---
    So that's my take on it.
[16:17] ---
    - What do you think?
    - Huh?
[16:19] ---
    Well, uh...
[16:21] ---
    I'm still just a beginner, so I don't
    know as much as the rest of you.
[16:27] ---
    The other day, I got yelled at
    for putting trash in the guild's storage.
[16:32] ---
    But the guild master's been so nice,
    so I think I really like my guild now.
[16:49] ---
    Oh, I think he's here.
[16:51] ---
    Hey! Over here!
[16:55] ---
    Over here! Over here!
[16:57] ---
    It's this way!
[16:58] ---
    H-Hey. That girl...
[17:01] ---
    is it Rurihime?
[17:06] ---
    So you play that game, Yamada?
    Then let's go one-on-one sometime.
[17:10] ---
    Sure.
[17:14] ---
    Yamada!
[17:17] ---
    Yamada! Long time no see!
[17:19] ---
    It's been a while.
[17:20] ---
    Things going okay?
[17:21] ---
    I'd say fair.
[17:23] ---
    Fair, huh?
[17:26] ---
    STARE
[17:30] ---
    Um, you must be Rurihime, right?
[17:32] ---
    CUTE
[17:32] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[17:34] ---
    You look just like your character,
    so I knew right away that it was you!
[17:37] ---
    Thanks for your text this morning!
[17:49] ---
    Hold on. She seems a little different
    than she is in-game.

[17:57] ---
    Um... uh...
[18:01] ---
    Listen, Eita... who is this?
[18:04] ---
    Most likely...
[18:07] ---
    Akanecchi! Right?
[19:59] ---
    Huh?
[20:00] ---
    Uh, everyone, why don't we
    all go inside for now?
[20:09] ---
    IZAKAYA BOTTA
[20:18] ---
    We're finally here.
[20:24] ---
    Ouch.
[20:28] ---
    Freaking heavy!
[20:30] ---
    THE UNCONSCIOUS ARE HEAVY
[20:38] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[20:45] ---
    We're gonna start practice
    Are you offline, Yamada?
[20:45] ---
    It's after 9:00
[20:46] ---
    Oh, crap.
[20:46] ---
    It's after 9:00
    
    Someone call Yamada
[20:51] ---
    YAMADA IS A MEMBER
    OF A PROFESSIONAL FPS TEAM
[20:57] ---
    You're late! Where were you?
[21:01] ---
    We're all waiting on you, you know.
[21:02] ---
    Sorry. The thing is,
    one thing led to another...
[21:06] ---
    and now there's a strange woman
    sleeping in my apartment.
[21:09] ---
    TANIYAN
[21:09] ---
    KIM
[21:09] ---
    JET BLACK AQUA
[21:10] ---
    GOBOU
[21:10] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    A-A woman, did you say?
[21:15] ---
    - Did you say, "Woman"?
    - Absolutely unforgiveable...

[21:18] ---
    He said, "Woman," right? Right? Woman?
[21:20] ---
    I need you to explain
    exactly how this strange woman

[21:23] ---
    CLEARLY SHOCKED
    PRO GAMERS
[21:23] ---
    ended up asleep in your apartment.
[21:25] ---
    Hey, photos! I want to see a photo!
[21:28] ---
    I swear I won't post them!
    I'm pretty internet-savvy, all right?

[21:31] ---
    Not happening.
[21:31] ---
    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[21:32] ---
    I'm your teammate! Trust me!
[21:38] ---
    I feel sick.
[21:40] ---
    Present a sketch to us.
    Then thy sin shall be forgiven.

[21:44] ---
    I'm stepping away for a sec.
[21:45] ---
    H-Hey, Yamada! Hold up!
[21:47] ---
    Now I'm pissed,
    so I'm gonna trash your account.

[21:50] ---
    Not happening.
[21:51] ---
    Low literacy.
[21:56] ---
    Uh, are you all right?
[22:03] ---
    Do you want some water?
[22:11] ---
    No, I don't.
[22:16] ---
    You don't like me anymore, do you?
[22:24] ---
    So just go away somewhere now.
[22:29] ---
    Just go!
[22:32] ---
    Telling me to go...
[22:34] ---
    while clinging to me...
[22:36] ---
    isn't that a contradiction?
[22:39] ---
    Seems that way to me,
    but it's probably not what I think.

[22:43] ---
    A WOMAN'S HEART
    IMPOSSIBLE
[22:43] ---
    I have no clue.
[22:53] ---
    But if I move now...
[22:59] ---
    I have a feeling
    that she'll cry even harder.

[23:16] ---
    She's been crying nonstop.
[23:19] ---
    How miserable can she be?
[23:25] ---
    I guess...
[23:26] ---
    it's rough, huh?
    This thing called romance.

[23:34] ---
    You can sleep in peace till morning.
[23:38] ---
    I'm gonna puke!