# E2 - It's Almost Time For the Boss to Spawn so...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1K93/its-almost-time-for-the-boss-to-spawn-so)
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So since Mr. Tani's
scouting the area,
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we can focus on the enemy in front.
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We might be able to rack up some kills.
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HUNGOVER
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*My head hurts.*
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The next map in particular...
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*Wait, I can hear someone talking.*
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I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
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*Who is that?*
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You're getting annoying.
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My bad.
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I'm stepping away for a sec.
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Be right back.
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*What is...*
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*going on here?*
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Um...
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Yes?
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Um...
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FACT #1
MEMORY LOSS FROM DRINKING
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I...
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FACT #2
STRANGE ROOM
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Don't tell me I...
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FACT #3
EXPOSED SKIN
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FACT #4
MAN (YAMADA)
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Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
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Is that what it looks like?
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No, not really!
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Well, long story short...
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it was either take care of you...
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or abandon you on the street.
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But even I thought
that might be too inhumane.
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I am truly, deeply sorry.
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I DID AGONIZE OVER
THE TWO OPTIONS
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I'll thank you properly, no matter—
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Just leave right now,
and we'll call it even.
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Right! I'm leaving right now!
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By the way,
about your puke-covered clothes...
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I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.
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And I also paid your bill
from the izakaya.
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I'll pay you back
right this minute!
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*This is bad.*
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Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
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Out the door and to the right.
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There's just no excuse for this.
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IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE BOSS TO SPAWN, SO...
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Well, I don't think
I'll be seeing you anymore...
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but take care.
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*Now I've gone and done it.*
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*Not to mention, I spent the night
at the apartment of a man I just met.*
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*Forgive me, Mom back in Gunma.*
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I'm so wiped.
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*I've got to work on my paper.*
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Hmm?
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*Wait.*
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*I was wearing my necklace, right?*
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*Huh? Where'd it go?*
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Not here.
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*About your puke-covered clothes...*
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*I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.*
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*Don't tell me...*
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*I dropped it in Yamada's apartment?*
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SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED IN.
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Hey!
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Akanecchi! Hello!
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CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD
GUILD MASTER: RURIHIME
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Rurihime! Hello!
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*Yamada! Where's Yamada?*
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OFFLINE MEMBERS
LovesMeat
Yamada...
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*Offline!*
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*I know I still had it on
at the izakaya.*
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*If I dropped it,
it must have been afterwards.*
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*So it had to have been when I
took off my clothes at Yamada's place.*
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*What am I gonna do?*
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*That necklace was the first present
I ever got from Takuma.*
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What's this? Are you frozen, Akanecchi?
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Are you not feeling well, maybe?
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Akane > The thing is,
I have a lot going on IRL...
**[06:02] ---**
Rurihime > Oh, my. Some kind of trouble?
**[06:04] ---**
Akane > Something like that...
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Ruri will be happy to hear your story!
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Since Ruri is everyone's master,
she wants you to depend on her!
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*Oh, Rurihime, you're always such a cutie!*
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SO HEALING...
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Oh, I see.
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You got dumped by your boyfriend,
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and now you've lost
your precious necklace.
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Ruri gets it.
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After all, Ruri gets
tons of presents from her fans,
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and they're all so precious to her!
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And each one is memorable in its own way!
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FANS...
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FANS...
TONS...
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But lately, I've been running out of space
to store them all, you know?
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BEING CUTE IS A CRIME!
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Wow.
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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SYSTEM: YAMADA LOGGED IN.
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Yamada! Hello!
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Hello.
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*Yamada's here!*
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*Um...*
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- Yamada!
- Yama! Ya! Yamada!
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Yamada, come over here,
and let's talk about romance!
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It's almost time
for the boss to spawn, so I can't.
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You're going after the boss again?
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Since it's double drops for now.
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What? Until when?
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Rurihime > What? Until when?
Yamada > All this week.
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Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say!
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Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
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*They're so into it,
I can't a word in edgewise.*
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Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
Yamada > They announced it late last night.
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*I guess I'll have to PM him.*
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Yamada!!!!!! I think I might have dropped
my necklace at your place! Have you seen it??
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*Hey, he noticed?*
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Yamada > Nope.
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*That was quick.*
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*Can't he be a little more...*
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Come talk with us, Yamada,
and help me cheer up Akanecchi!
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Check the chat log
for details!
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- I'd rather not.
- That's mean!
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Anyway, what I'd like to discuss
is the fact that the guild's storage...
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CRAMMED...
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is always stuffed to the brim
and unusable.
**[07:34] ---**
What? Hey, you're right!
It's bursting with items!
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I haven't been checking it at all!
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HMM...
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I always clean it out,
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but the next thing I know,
it's full again.
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How strange is that?
**[07:45] ---**
*If it's not at Yamada's,
does that mean it's at the izakaya?*
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I wonder if someone's
putting items in there out of goodwill?
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Oh! That would be me—
**[07:54] ---**
What? This trash, out of goodwill?
**[07:58] ---**
"Trash" is too harsh!
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A guild member must have added
those items to help out the beginners.
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Even a newbie
who just started three minutes ago
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would have better gear than that.
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Now, now!
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What if it's a guild member
who happens to be online?
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TSK
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He or she would be crushed
to see this chat!
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- It's me.
- Oh!
**[08:19] ---**
Akane > I thought the old armor and gear
might come in handy for the beginners...
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Akane > I'm sorry...
They're in the way, aren't they?
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Rurihime > No, no, they're so not!!!!!!1
You really are a kind soul, Akanecchi!!11
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- They're in the way.
- Yamada!
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Well, I'm the one who has
to clean up that trash all the time.
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Stop calling it trash!
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Akanecchi was only trying to help, all right?
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HELP...
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Try to be more selective.
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Because there's only so much storage.
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Yamada!
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Seriously! You could have been
a little nicer about it, you bad boy!
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SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED OUT.
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Bad! Bad!
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Rurihime > Oh...
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Rurihime > Really, now! Yamada, you dummy!
Akanecchi's not used to gaming yet,
so try to be nicer to her!!
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Ouch.
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CRACK?
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Did I step on something?
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No way.
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*I hate you, Yamada!*
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Akane.
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I'm sorry.
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I wasn't thinking.
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I've finally come to my senses.
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Takuma!
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Here.
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I want you to have this peace offering.
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Oh.
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That makes me so happy, Takuma!
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Takuma.
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Takuma.
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Takuma.
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Takuma!
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What a nightmare.
**[10:27] ---**
More like a prophetic dream, I'd say!
**[10:31] ---**
Momo, are you sure
you're not enjoying this?
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Oh, not really.
**[10:34] ---**
Since your Takuma stories
are getting kind of old.
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And that wasn't even a genuine laugh.
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Anyway, I'd love to hear
about the hot gamer nerd!
**[10:47] ---**
Did you really spend all night with him,
and are you sure nothing happened?
**[10:50] ---**
You're going there again?
**[10:52] ---**
I told you, nothing happened.
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Yamada just helped me out, that's all.
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What?
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That reminds me, what am I going
to do about Takuma's necklace?
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I think I dropped it
at Yamada's place, but...
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Huh? What do you want with a gift
from the guy who jilted you?
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THE GUY WHO JILTED YOU
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You're still not over him.
**[11:11] ---**
STILL NOT
OVER HIM
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Well, I guess that's who you are.
**[11:15] ---**
Always scheduling things around him.
**[11:18] ---**
You started playing online games,
which you had zero interest in, for him.
**[11:22] ---**
Come to think of it,
when you first started going out,
**[11:25] ---**
didn't you make him
homemade box lunches?
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I think overall, you're too much.
**[11:30] ---**
I won't talk about Takuma anymore,
so please just stop.
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As long as you see the light.
**[11:38] ---**
*6:00, huh?*
**[11:40] ---**
*I'm going to go home
and do the laundry, and then...*
**[11:43] ---**
*I wonder what's on TV tonight?*
**[11:47] ---**
*No plans tonight.*
**[11:49] ---**
*It wouldn't be any fun
playing that game alone.*
**[11:52] ---**
*They're in the way.*
**[11:55] ---**
*I haven't logged in since that day.*
**[11:59] ---**
*Is that snarky afro
having a good time nerding out?*
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I'm sorry, Akito.
**[12:07] ---**
Sorry to stop you
and waste your time like this.
**[12:11] ---**
Um... uh...
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You see...
**[12:16] ---**
*A high school girl...*
**[12:18] ---**
*confessing her love, I guess?*
**[12:20] ---**
*Oh, to be young again!*
**[12:22] ---**
*You are one popular guy, mister!*
**[12:26] ---**
*I confessed to an upperclassman, too,
when I was in high school.*
**[12:31] ---**
*- I'm in love with you!
- I have a girlfriend.*
**[12:33] ---**
*That good-looking Saito,
I wonder how he is?*
**[12:35] ---**
SWEET MEMORIES
**[12:37] ---**
Um... listen.
**[12:39] ---**
Are we done here?
**[12:42] ---**
It's been about seven minutes
since you stopped me.
**[12:47] ---**
Can we take this up again another day
after you've organized your thoughts?
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Oh.
**[12:51] ---**
Sorry, but it's almost time
for the boss to spawn.
**[12:56] ---**
Excuse me.
**[12:59] ---**
Come back here!
**[13:02] ---**
OOPS...
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, of course you've forgotten, right?
**[13:09] ---**
I'm Akane, the one you helped out
at that online game event!
**[13:11] ---**
Oh, the lady who got hammered
and puked at my place.
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I'm really sorry about that.
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No, forget that!
**[13:19] ---**
That was pretty harsh of Yamada, huh?
**[13:21] ---**
Anyone could see
that that was a confession!
**[13:24] ---**
You should have heard her out.
**[13:28] ---**
I was being confessed to?
**[13:34] ---**
Maybe instead of gaming, you should learn
about the subtleties of human nature?
**[13:38] ---**
People say that all the time.
**[13:42] ---**
So you're in high school, huh, Yamada?
**[13:44] ---**
Yes.
**[13:46] ---**
Come to think of it, you were drinking
soda the whole time at that izakaya.
**[13:50] ---**
Yes.
**[13:51] ---**
What grade are you in?
**[13:52] ---**
I'm a third year.
**[13:53] ---**
*Hold up, that's a Tosei Academy uniform.*
**[13:56] ---**
*So you're smart, Yamada?*
**[13:59] ---**
*That school is so tough to get into.*
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Actually...
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I wanted to see you again.
**[14:18] ---**
Sorry. I found it later, but...
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I stepped on it.
**[14:24] ---**
*The heart is in two pieces.*
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Thanks for going to all this trouble!
**[14:35] ---**
So you've been carrying it around
all this time?
**[14:37] ---**
Well, I heard that we lived
near the same station,
**[14:39] ---**
so I figured I'd run into you somewhere.
**[14:42] ---**
I guess I should have logged in!
**[14:44] ---**
That must have been a hassle!
**[14:46] ---**
No.
**[14:50] ---**
Thanks!
**[14:51] ---**
I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!
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All right, I'll be going now.
**[15:05] ---**
Um...
**[15:16] ---**
Please use this.
**[15:18] ---**
You don't have to return it.
**[15:26] ---**
Well, then, excuse me.
**[15:36] ---**
*The rain that started yesterday
in the Kanto area*
**[15:38] ---**
*will be moving northward,
so it will be sunny today.*
**[15:41] ---**
*Tonight's going to have a full moon.*
**[15:43] ---**
*Please use this.*
**[15:49] ---**
*I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!*
**[16:03] ---**
Yes?
**[16:09] ---**
Hello! It's Tagawa Express!
**[16:12] ---**
You have a delivery from Mrs. Kinoshita!
**[16:15] ---**
We'll just bring it all inside, all right?
**[16:17] ---**
Thank you for your business!
**[16:27] ---**
*About your room here, Akane,*
**[16:29] ---**
*since I'd like to turn it
into my training room,*
**[16:32] ---**
*please take back
all your belongings, okay?*
**[16:36] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[16:38] ---**
So...
**[16:40] ---**
what do you need me for?
**[16:40] ---**
YOU KNOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK...
**[16:43] ---**
Help me, Momo! It's so cluttered,
I have nowhere to stand!
**[16:47] ---**
My mom sent back my stuff out of the blue,
but can you believe how much there is?
**[16:51] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[16:54] ---**
What a drag. Toss it all.
**[16:58] ---**
Start with that humongous bear!
**[17:00] ---**
Wait! I have fond memories of that bear!
Memories of my grandma!
**[17:02] ---**
- Memories of my grandma!
- Shut up!
**[17:05] ---**
- Grandma!
- All right, next!
**[17:07] ---**
Next!
**[17:09] ---**
Next!
**[17:17] ---**
Akane!
**[17:19] ---**
These two things are just clutter.
**[17:23] ---**
Where do you want to put them?
**[17:25] ---**
The umbrella's new,
so you'll still be using it, right?
**[17:27] ---**
This necklace is broken,
so can I throw it away?
**[17:32] ---**
*Try to be more selective.*
**[17:36] ---**
*Because there's only so much storage.*
**[17:41] ---**
Huh?
**[17:46] ---**
Be selective.
**[17:47] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
I'M GONNA
TOSS BOTH
**[17:51] ---**
*I can't hold onto every single thing
that's precious to me.*
**[18:03] ---**
So you ended up not tossing that one, huh?
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:09] ---**
*But...*
**[18:11] ---**
*I'm throwing out everything else.*
**[18:14] ---**
*Because I don't need them anymore.*
**[18:23] ---**
THERE THERE
**[18:26] ---**
All right! How about we hit
the barbecue place and live it up?
**[18:30] ---**
On you, of course, Akane!
**[18:31] ---**
Money's tight,
so I'll have to ask you to go easy.
**[18:56] ---**
Yes?
**[18:57] ---**
Yamara! I'm here to return your umbrella!
**[19:02] ---**
Oh, wow! He really is hot!
**[19:06] ---**
I'm Momo!
**[19:08] ---**
Nice to meet you, Yamara!
**[19:11] ---**
ANNOYED...
**[19:14] ---**
Here!
**[19:17] ---**
Huh? Something bothering you?
**[19:20] ---**
No, it's just... I don't know what to say.
**[19:23] ---**
Yamada, I'm so sorry that Akane's
always making trouble for you.
**[19:28] ---**
But if you'd like,
you can take this opportunity...
**[19:32] ---**
to go out with me with marriage in mind!
**[19:37] ---**
I'm seriously
this close to calling the cops.
**[19:39] ---**
SMELLS LIKE
ALCOHOL...
**[19:40] ---**
Didn't I say
there was no need to return it?
**[19:43] ---**
I mean, this is actually annoying.
**[19:45] ---**
Um...
**[19:48] ---**
The umbrella. Right, I hear you.
**[19:51] ---**
But aside from that...
**[19:54] ---**
I came to thank you!
**[19:57] ---**
The day of that event...
**[19:59] ---**
I'm so glad you were there, Yamada.
**[20:03] ---**
If I'd been alone,
it would have been really rough for me.
**[20:09] ---**
I'm really...
**[20:11] ---**
*Are you all right?*
**[20:13] ---**
...thankful to you!
**[20:18] ---**
Right.
**[20:24] ---**
Okay! We'll be leaving
before you call the cops on us!
**[20:27] ---**
I'd appreciate that.
**[20:30] ---**
Come on, Momo! We're going home!
**[20:32] ---**
YAMADA
**[20:34] ---**
Walk like a big girl, okay?
**[20:44] ---**
YAMADA
**[20:47] ---**
Momo! Watch your step now!
**[20:54] ---**
By the way...
**[20:59] ---**
Ruri—
**[21:00] ---**
The guild master was worried about you...
**[21:05] ---**
saying that you
haven't logged in since that day.
**[21:12] ---**
So...
**[21:14] ---**
well, if you're ever free sometime...
**[21:21] ---**
I'll do it!
**[21:23] ---**
I'll do it right away!
**[21:24] ---**
I'll log in as soon as I get home!
**[21:25] ---**
What about you, Yamada?
**[21:27] ---**
No, I'm going to bed.
**[21:28] ---**
You're not going to play?
**[21:29] ---**
- I'm going to bed.
- You're not gonna?
**[21:32] ---**
I am... marrying him.
**[23:13] ---**
Whoa.
**[23:14] ---**
There's so many now.
**[23:15] ---**
FORCED TO LOG IN
**[23:16] ---**
What should we do, Yamada?
**[23:20] ---**
Yamada?
**[23:22] ---**
Hey!
**[23:23] ---**
Yamada?
**[23:25] ---**
Hey! What's wrong?
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